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Manny Ramirez Officially Signs with Oakland A's

In the worst kept secret of the offseason, Manny officially confirmed signing with the A's to Pedro Gomez today. As for whether or not Manny is really a different person as Gomez claims in the video, I don't really care. To me this move makes sense in quite a few ways. First and foremost, it costs the A's nothing really other than $500 K which I think Lew Wolff burped up after his breakfast burrito this morning.

Second, Manny is suspended 50 games so the A's don't really have to make any decisions with him until then. If the A's find that Chris Carter or Brandon Allen or someone else can be a beast as a DH prior to then, then you just release Manny.

To me it's classic Billy Beane. You take a shot and if it works out then great, if not, you essentially have lost nothing except some spare Wolff change. And if the A's pitchers somehow prove to be much better than we think or Cespedes is a beast immediately and the offense is actually scoring runs and giving other teams a run for their money, well, then you're adding a piece on June 3 who has a career 500 plus home runs. I honestly don't expect the A's to compete in 2012. But with Cespedes and Manny in tow as well as some of the great young pitching coming through the system, the green and gold are infinitely more interesting, don't you think?

The other thing is maybe Manny can help teach Cespedes a few things or two about hitting. I mean if you're going to have a 26-year-old adjusting to life in the bigs, why not have him learn some things from arguably the greatest right-handed hitter of our generation? Let's just hope we don't wind up with Yoennis being Yoennis as a byproduct of that schooling.

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I hope the "changed" Manny described in this report turns out to be true

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7594922

For only $500,000

I’m ok with this.

And reportedly zero incentives are involved. (via Susan Slusser on Twitter)

"maybe Manny can help teach Cespedes a few things or two"

This is what I would be most worried about.

"It's the old dope peddler,

spreading joy wherever he goes." -Tom Lehrer

I'm sure glad to know that someone else remembers Tom Lehrer.
I can recite all the elements thanks to that man

Which always impresses 7th grade Science students quite a bit.

I'll bet it does!
But since then

there are 15 more of which the new has come to Hah-vard. (Or 16 including lawrencium, the final actinide, which isn’t in the song but has been around since the 1960s.)

Those elements are DEAD to me.

Because they don’t fit the meter.

Yeah, like praseodymium does.

Talk about forced.

Seriously though, there’s room to squeeze one more into the “sulfur californium” line which is padded out with “and also”. When I used to sing the song (even for an audience once!) I did that line as “There’s sulfur, californium, lawrencium, berkelium / and fermium, mend’levium, einsteinium, nobelium”.

What's hard for me everytime

is to pronounce “molybdenum” with a fast meter.

Even if Manny does end up hitting like Manny

what can you expect from him, realistically? 1-1.5 WAR? That’s about what he was worth in 2010 when he had an .870 OPS.

I do like the move as an insurance policy in case some combination of Allen/Carter/? doesn’t produce at DH. Solid move.

Manny Poll

How about an ‘undecided’ column. ;)

Not really all that excited about the move.

But for 500K there is no harm in signing him maybe he can still hit if not of well.

I'm so pissed the A's signed Manny

I hope he doesn’t make the team.

He can only help

They guy can coach our young hitters.

Yeah

On where to acquire banned substances and how to have a terrible attitude. This signing doesn’t pass the cost benefit analysis, even at the league minimum.

Do you think he would've passed the physicial
Clean?
I'm thinking he wouldn't he would have drugs in his system :P
Never can tell

He may have found the next undetectable designer super drug to fuel his “unretirement”.

Let's hope so.

Kidding. I think. Actually, not sure.

Doesn't really matter either way

No drugs he’d take can fix that bad attitude of his… though there are drugs for it should he choose to take them.

They should make him take a hit of ectasy every day...
Yeah it's not performance enhancing

It’s attitude enhancing!

I honestly don't believe that comment!
June 6th

2B Jemile Weeks
1B Daric Barton
DH Manny Ramirez
CF Yoenis Cespedes
3B Scott Sizemore
RF Josh Reddick
LF Coco Crisp
C Kurt Suzuki
SS Cliff Pennington

Dude we have Jonny Gomes, remember
Hopefully we don't by then

I would like Gomes to have a meteoric start, and then trade him for prospects to give Manny a shot.

I am pretty confident there is no way that will happen.
One guy who makes absolutely no sense to me

In this offseason revolving door act is Gomes. Why did A’s decided he was worth $1MM, losing Adrian Cardenas for nothing and taking away at bats from everyone else is a mystery to me.

I am confused about that move.

Gomes seems to be not that good but good enough to take up a roster spot and block a young player.

He can crank it up against lefties

But that’s really a redundant skill on these A’s, it’s not like some timely pinch-hitting from Gomes will make much difference this season.

Yeah that move was a head scratcher after we acquired Smith and said he will not platoon

A platoon is the obvious place to give Gomes a roster spot. But without what can he do?
He is too bad defensively to be 4th OF. He hits to little to start at LF or DH. So he is a bench bat that gets the bench in trouble if these little nagging injuries come where you will not place the guy on 15-day DL but also he can not play.

Why would you bat Manny in front of Cespedes?

Why not use Manny to protect him a bit?

Some fans don't believe in protection

Which, of course, leads to more fans.

Well played (LOL)
I don't mind having Chris Carter DH now!
He can, for the first 50 games

I am with you on that as well. Carter is the best hitting prospect we have (besides Choice, but Choice is farther away). Allen has had nearly a full season of ABs between AZ and OAK and has shown that he is mediocre. Carter has not had that chance.

GIVE VERNON A CHANCE.

I hope he gets that chance. But realistically I think he will not get it.
To be honest, Magglio would have been better

A better role model that is.

but not really better at anything else.

Also takes up a roster spot whereas we can just shelve manny for 50 games.

and Manny will probably shelve Manny

for another 20-30 games, anyhow. Just Manny being Manny.

Ha! This is great. How the mighty have fallen. I lived in Boston from 1997-2010, got to be there for the entire Manny era. He is a fucking nut case, but shit, he can hit, and he’s entertaining through and through. Minimal risk – yes. I don’t really get the Smith and Gomes deals at this point, but hindsight is 20/20. This is just another reason to actually turn on the TV/come out to the coliseum and watch this team this year.

Of course we’re going to have to build a latrine that can be accessed through a door the LF wall for Manny, but he’s worth the few extra bucks. And no, that’s not a reference to “The Help”….

I should also say

I happen to know Jack McCormick personally, and he harbors know ill will towards Manny over what happened back in 2008 – there are two sides to that story (though you ever only hear one in the media,) and he readily accepts his part in the altercation.

Magglio is less accomplished and more over the hill

I’ll take Manny for $500K

This TV cop also performs as a Yiddish crooner.

Wait, I thought you said Mandy for $500k.

This TV cop also performs as a Yiddish crooner.

Wait, I thought you said Mandy for $500k.

Mobile fail

I'm sorry

The answer was ‘Inigo Montoya’

Magglio's done

Much happier to have Manny. Also, the 50 game suspension actually works in the A’s favor.

Also that it is a minor league deal.

I think Magglio still waits for a major deal.

Oh joy, the circus is coming to town

I hate this move because I hate Manny. He’s a douchebag on the same order as Bonds (just with less skill, worse results, and a bigger attitude). Don’t really care what skills he’s got left (after he’s done with his 50 game suspension for cheating of course), the Manny Being Manny bullshit coming to the A’s makes me sick.

That's a fair perspective.

But as a baseball move I don’t see it as a bad thing.

I think a lot of Manny's

Manny-isms got overplayed in the national media – especially after Boston’s meteoric rise to national prominence in 2004. He actually didn’t have the worst attitude by any means, and I can say that as a former Bostonian who followed him on a daily basis in the local media. Also, he has, or at least had, a tremendous work ethic. He was consistently among the first to arrive every day at the ballpark to work out and take extra hitting. I think there’s an off-field aspect to this signing as well, and it’s going to be overlooked by some in the fanbase and media who are jaded by the handful of negative situations that have surrounded him at times.

I remember him from before 2004 as well and on the Indians

And he was the same guy them with just less of the ESPN hyped stuff behind him. But he was still the same douchebag he’s been his whole career.

How so? What was particularly "douchey"

In your opinion?

I'm trying to figure out what exactly people don't like about him

I mean I understand that sometimes he had a carefree, I don’t care what people think, body language.

But from what I can tell most teammates liked the guy. Of course everyone likes a teammate that can flat out rake.

To be honest what I disliked about him the most is that he had so many good games against us and he always appeared so arrogant after getting the big hit. But that’s a lot of ballplayers these days & no reason to blacklist him.

People dont like him because he got caught with PED's twice and retired when he got caught and fled the country
That and his general arrogant attitude

His inability to wear a proper baseball uniform. His standing at the plate after he hits long fly balls that he thinks are gone (I hate all players who do that). His open disdain of fans. I’d go on but I’m getting mad just thinking about him…

Basically think of all the reasons we hate Bonds, and just insert ManRam for Barriod. They’re practically the same person, Manny’s just a righty with more hair and lower home run totals.

I'd summarize it thusly:

He comes across as a bit of a jerk. Add the the fact he cheated, got caught, and cheated again, and he’s not the easiest guy to love. But I’ll still love it if he hits .320/.400/.500. I expect, however, that he’ll hit more like a PED-free 40 year old who used to be great, which means chop 80 points off each of those numbers.

PEDs and arrogance

That’s not enough to say I don’t want the guy on my team if he can produce.

I mean the A’s have a pretty storied PED history. So as a baseball fan it’s hard to hate every player that’s connected with PEDs.

As for arrogance, that’s something that for me was easy to hate for a guy on an opposing team, but I never mind seeing it on my team.

It’s not like the guy is violent or racist or something that would make me dislike him as a person.

That's about where I am with it

My objections to the signing are mostly that I don’t think he probably has much left, and that I want to see Carter and Allen get one real shot (1/2 to full season).

competition is inevitable

I think Billy is doing the right thing by not just handing the young guys jobs

I mean what if Carter and Allen both hit .200

What year was it with the rotation of AAAA Matt’s in the outfield, 2009, 2010? That was one year when Travis Buck started on opening day and at that time Travis had shown a lot more than Carter & Allen have to this point and we ended up with a big whole in the outfield. It was embarrising as a fan, and I’m actually glad that we have alternatives for the unproven guys.

At the same time I don’t want Billy to give up on the guys early (like he did with CarGo), but I have no problem with him rotating guys in and out until someone produces in a way that we can’t play without him (like Barton did in 2010)

It is for me

To each their own.

yeah, I just wish you could actually cite

an example of this “arrogance” and “disdain for fans” you’re talking about? Can you? Have you really watched the guy play? From people I know who used to go down to Red Sox camp at Fort Myers every year, they said he was one of the nicest and most accessible players to the fans there, gladly spending time each day to sign autographs etc. Barry Bonds was actually a jerk to the media and fans throughout his career. I don’t think Manny was ever a jerk to the media or fans unless he was provoked.

He was also known to have one of the best work ethics on the Red Sox.

FWIW

The “have you really watched the guy?” is not a great question to ask, most of the people here are the hardcorest of hardcore baseball fans and have definitely watched Manny play (or many other players). Unless you’re asking about a prospect or someone like that, where it might be a legitimate question.

But your larger point that Manny has been a hard worker and friendly with fans is true. Manny is unfriendly with fans when he is getting dogged by the media or in a slump or something, but I think when things are going well he is generally a fan favorite.

In his Dodgers stint he was absolutely loved by the fans…until he wasn’t. But I think if he produces everything will be fine with Manny in 2012.

It's a fair question

because I’m asking from the perspective of someone who watched him in 100+ games a season for 7 years while living in Boston. People who see highlights or occasional national telecasts and base their oppinion of a guy’s play on that often have a limited perspective. that’s all.

That is a fair point.
and sorry you had to watch so many red sox games.
yeah, me too

though Eck is a great post game analyst. And in fairness, I did have the extra innings package for at least 6 of those years….though more often than not the A’s games would start at 10pm, which can be rough after a long day!

BTW

There’s plenty of current and former A’s players that admire their long fly balls when they think they’ve hit them out – I suppose you hate/hated all of them.

I personally don’t mind, because usually, if the pitcher is worth his salt, he’ll make sure that hitter, no matter his star status, is aware that that type of b.s. isn’t appreciated by giving him a little chin music in his next AB.

Wasn't fond of them

I like hustle. Manny and any A’s players who did similar shit weren’t hustling.

We didn't hate Giambi

he cheated and got caught. We didn’t hate Jack Cust – he was implicated in the Mitchel Report.

I’m sorry, but fuck that “He Cheated and got caught. He took PED’s so I can’t like him.” bullshit. If we hated every player that ever took PED’s, be they greenies, ritalin w/o prescription, HGH, or steroids, we’d probably end up hating a majority of our favorite players.

I ask, how does he come off as jerk? Because he doesn’t respond to media when they try to call him out for what they percieved as dogging it down the line on a ground out?

And what is this bullshit about “inability to wear a proper baseball uniform” – by that standard, I imagine that you also can’t stand: Landon Powell, David Ortiz, Prince Fielder or any number of current players that wear their uniforms loose. Come on. I’d much rather concentrate on things like on field production, work ethic, chemistry with team mates. By those standards, Manny has been a fine player.

Speak for youself

I hated Giambi after we found out he was a roider (though to be fair he got his comeuppance when he got sick because of it), and I hated Cust. I was glad to see him go.

Ditto on Giambi.

Although he was a great player, I never much cared for him, though a lot of that was not directly related to the steroids.

As for Cust, I really disliked his initial reaction to the Mitchell Report where he went into flat-out denial that was pretty clearly dishonest. A few months later when he backed down and released a statement that was something like, “no comment on what happened back then, but things were different then, the past is past and I’m clean now” I was OK with him again.

My main objection to the Manny signing is that I don’t like any move that further cements the public’s association of the Oakland A’s with steroids.

I'm still a diehard A's fan but Manny you suck
Agreed

I’m still going to heckle him in the hopefully unlikely event he makes the team. He’s one of those few players who it really does matter who he is regardless of what jersey he’s wearing. He’s a dick even in A’s colors.

Would you have wanted another DH?
Carter, Matsui, Santa Claus?

Anyone but Manny.

Breakfast

I’m probably more of a breakfast burrito person than Wolff. He’s more of a frittata type.

Welcome to Oakland, Manny.

Yeah I'm more of a burrito guy myself

So perhaps I was just projecting.

Really like the analysis blez

The act that it’s a minor league deal with no guaranteed roster spot and no incentives sold me on this. And hey, if Chris carter ends up being awesome, just cut manny

Completely agree

No need to clear a roster spot for until he shows that he still can perform in spring training, then in practice during the suspension and in AAA.

Just listened to Pedro Gomez interview at espn

Manny said he’s happy to make 500k “with the lord” rather than 20million without him. Not something I ever thought I would hear from manny

I'd be happy with $500k

In a box, with a fox.

Funny how these athletes make $500k sound like some big sacrifice.

Megan or Jake?
Definitely Megan.
that would be

in a box, on a fox….

While it does seem laughable, it's possible he did some soul searching given the whirlwind he has been through personally and professionally.
or he wants to be in the hall of fame
He probably saw what being a devout Christian has done for Hamilton in Texas

And figured what the hell.

Were you there when Hamilton spoke to a crowd of A's fans at the end of the 2010 season about his life?

I was. Have you read his book? I did. Do you know what he dealt with and still deals with today? It’s a heckuva story. The A’s actually have quite an accomplished chaplain/ministry program for their players. Maybe it will be a good environment for Manny…at least compared to fried chicken and beer!

I know what Hamilton has been through

That’s why I think any “conversion” of Manny is nothing but a line of BS. He’s no Hamilton. Never has been, never would be.

People never change?

I’m not saying he’s changing overnight, but there’s been plenty of people who’s changed for the better after converting, or sometimes without.

I'm saying ManRam's "conversion" is likely a BS PR ploy

Some people can change, but even for good people like Hamilton it’s hard to change (as evidenced by his now second slip up).

Perfect misfit toy to add to the island

More Billy being Billy

ManRam
I just overloaded on photoshop hallucinations just then.

please let this not be the nick. please.

Now that's one abbreviation I can get behind

So to speak…

Didn't think I would like this move

No doubt, Manny can be douchetastic, but considering we just invested 36 million in an unproven, yet potentially historically good right-handed hitter from Cuba who reportedly expressed interest in playing with Manny, I see it as investing 36.5 million in Cespedes, the extra 500 K on his big-league mentoring: getting to pick the brain of, as Blez put it, “arguably the greatest right-handed hitter of our generation.”

If the A’s are truly rebuilding around Yoennis Cespedes, this move makes total sense to me. I’m a “yay.”

Between him and Pujols… the two greatest right-handers we’ve seen in our lifetimes.



(of course, after you add in the lefties, Pujols still comes out on top)

Did Cespedes specifically say he wanted to be on a team with Manny?

If having Manny on board was a condition for getting Cespedes to sign, then this suddenly makes a whole lot more sense.

please tell me

his contract has a stipulation that says he has to wear a regular uniform.

Those are pants and a jersey, son. Not pajamas.

amen
I've sort of come around on Manny as it is as no risk as it gets

I’m more a fan of this signing then the Coco one by a longshot.

Agreed, although I love watching Coco, as a roster move it seems to handcuff us in ways that we don't need

The Manny signing does not.

Look at those boobs. At least the estrogen worked.

can someone clarify what a minor league deal means in this context?

The A’s can have him play in Sacto when his suspension is up if they want?

they can have him actually play extended spring training and 10 minor league games DURING his suspension (at the end, just before the suspension is up)
And they don't have to put him on the forty man roster
Hmm, not too excited one way or the other about Manny

I do think an underrated aspect to the signing is how Manny might be able to help with Cespedes’ transition to MLB. Coming from Cuba to Oakland is probably a pretty big culture shock and I imagine Cespedes will struggle with the language barrier for a while. The A’s don’t really have a lot of native Spanish speakers on the roster, the only two that come to mind are Colon and De Los Santos who are both pitchers. Having an outgoing position player who can converse with Cespedes can help with some of the culture shock. And if that player also happens to be one of the best right handed hitters of this generation, then I call that a bonus.

Of course, everybody knows the possible downsides of Manny becoming kind of a mentor for Cespedes but I think his personality quirks are a little overblown. He’s a goofball and very flakey but most of his teammates seem to love him and while his fielding and conditioning have not always been great, nobody questions the work and attention to detail he puts in to honing his hitting ability. I know we don’t want Cespedes to take on Manny’s personality traits but I kind of doubt someone can learn to have an outsized personality like Manny just from being around him.

P.S. I have to admit I don’t know what Cespedes English skills are like so this becomes somewhat moot if he is comfortable with the language.

I don't think Manny has ever been accused of being "flakey" by anyone who has played with him or known him

Terrible fielder? Sure. A guy that occassionally dogs it on fly balls and or running out grounders? Yep. Egotistical? Yes sir. Weird and quirkey? Yes. A flake? No.

What can he do during the 50 games?

Can he work out in Phoenix or Sac?
Can he work with kids around the cage?
Does he have to stay home far away from all baseball activity?

Best case scenario, he goes off for 6 weeks before the deadline and the 500k investment lands a top prospect from a desperate team.

He can do extended spring training, and play in 10 minor league games before his suspension is up.

I am sure he can work out at team facilities in Phoenix but I don’t think he can actually be involved with the A’s or River Cats’ clubhouse in between the extended spring and minor league rehab.

I think I read he can work out at the Coliseum provided he is clear of it once the gates open
even better
I think I read he can also travel and practice with the team.
I think after games no players/managers/coaches should be available for interviews except Manny.

Just parade him out there, have him break down the game. Relieve everyone of the stress of dealing with the press, plus give the press basically their dream come true. Also fans would get a kick out of it (what will manny say next?). Whenever there is a big play, we’ll be waiting for Manny’s postgame commentary. Win-win,-win no?

When asked about the signing, Billy Beane said, “It’s The Tits!”

Poll needs a "meh" option

Getting Manny like this is good, I guess, but I’m not overly excited about it either way.

so can he play in sac during the 50 game ban?
10 games evidently.
No, only ten games before the end of suspension as something like a rehab assignment.
MiLB Testing Rules

So, is he subject to MiLB testing rules, (from what I understand, basically, anything, anywhere, anytime) during the entire 50 games, or only during the 10 games?

Nice screen name

Went to a couple A’s-Yankees games at Yankees stadium. Good times.

In my neighborhood

There are three A’s fans… I’m the only one of them who still has a son in green and gold… Not easy to do…

yeah, seems pretty tough...way to hold it down!
A true Charlie Finley like move.

But I’m good with it, welcome to Oakland.

Manny? Remember watching A's-Giants games

and Bonds, the Darth Vader of sport, the most hated villain of time, was a truly magnificent batsman? Best of all time. Opposing teams would walk him with no runners on, just to avoid demoralization.

You have to wonder why best athletes of generation all seemed to need juice. But nearly all did – wasn’t illegal at time. Bonds – perhaps Manny as well, would have been best of show w/o PED’s.

I know that money-wise, this is a no risk signing...

but his terrible attitude outweighs any good he could possibly do. Between the steroids, the “Manny being Manny” crap, and just never paying attention during games cuz he’s always dicking around is not what I want to add to a young (for the most part) impressionable team. He might help everyone else hit better… might. I already had a problem with Jonny Gomes’ attitude (he’s a douche too in case you guys didnt know) so adding Manny just make’s the clubhouse that much worse

remember Milton Bradly?

How much worse can this get?……rhetorical question, by the way.

Milton was likely certifiably insane. Manny is just a bozo. Big difference.
He also had Frank Thomas and Swisher to keep him in line

Remember that HR handshake he and Swisher always did?

I guess Ramirez has Crisp, Colon and Braden who are all outspoken enough to keep his BS in check, and John Shea suggests Gomes, too. Another argument for him actually behaving himself is that it’s an awful lot of work he’s work his putting in to just give up on the season, as this is most likely his last chance at playing unless he can step up at both the plate and in the clubhouse.

There's usually a time lag, even with Bradley,

before problems surface. In fact, often the entire first year is fine.

So I don’t see why Manny would be a problem in his 4-month stint. Usually the first 4 months with a new team are when you hear all the pollyanna “Gosh, I don’t know what happened in Podunk, but he’s been great here!!!111” quotes.

This offseason keeps getting better

There’s just no risk to this signing. The reward is a guy who could still be a solid hitter and will be available to fill in for injuries or ineffectiveness mid-season. The 50 game suspension actually helps the A’s here in that they can take their time before making a final decision.

Also, this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/411692/

awesome vid
Aubrey Huff. Laughably slow.
Perfect Giants material.
Classic Beane move and one that could pay off for sure.

500K…. wow. Seems nobody recognized the true value there. I can’t believe he signed for so little. Nicely done Billy.

he signed for so little because no one would give him more.
kinda makes you think, right?
And it is pro-rated to take into account for the 50-game suspension.

Manny for $306k is the ultimate Moneyball player gamble

Somewhere ..

Vladimir Guerrero, Johnny Damon and Magglio Ordonez are scratching their heads. But none were willing to take a crappy deal. They’d rather sit back and collect interest on their millions.

None of them have the steroid cloud hanging over their hopes of being in the HOF

That’s why he’s doing this. To try and break through that cloud. Because right now, today, he’d never see the inside of Cooperstown. Just like every other retired roider.

There's nothing he can do now that will give him a better chance

Seriously. He could hit .300 with 35 bombs this year and it wouldn’t give him a tiny bit of help with the a-hole moralizing baseball writers. The guy just wants to play more than those other guys, and I see that as a good thing.

Frank Thomas 2.0
That was Mike Piazza.

3.0 was Mike Sweeney.
4.0 was Matsui.
this is 5.0.

I think

and I know you have all been waiting with bated breath for what I think, but I think Manny comes back with a vengeance, with an eye to prove that he can do it au natural. I also think he is going to come in with a bit of humility after all he’s been through. Plus, it’s Oakland. There is no media circus here, so I would think he would be less-inclined to be a clown or attention grabber. I like the signing….gives us s true 4 hitter who you have to pitch carefully to. Kinda like Cust, but the exact opposite.

Sounds good

And yeah, when you think about it he really is the exact opposite of Cust, but also kind of similar. Weird…

Because Cust was a bad defender, while Manny

is … um, wait. Say what?

It's that whole "Righty/Lefty" thingy.

Plus, Cust with dreadlocks….?

I would pay to see that.
AJ Burnett

Pre- All Star break last year he had 100K’s in 119 IP, a 4.15 ERA, and a 1.25 WHIP. A terrible August where he had an ERA over 11 screwed his numbers up, but other than that he wasn’t bad really. For two organizational filler type prospects and for around 6 million a year I think he’s a decent guy to take a chance on, and the move to the NL and away from Yankee Stadium helps too. He still has good stuff.

David Hasselhoff

Hasn’t really done much since that lifeguard show, but his music career in Germany has really taken off.

LOL Classic one OP!!
Does this mean we have to build a door into the left field wall?
It's the Coliseum

They’ll probably just attach a trough to the wall.

It's a mannslide
Sadly, by doing nothing for the first 50 games

Manny will still be the most productive April/May DH we’ve had in years.

Lets hope Manny doesn't teach Cespedes how to be a douchebag.
I have doubts whether he's got much left

I suspect what we saw in the second half of 2010 was age-related bat-speed slowing down, which the PEDs couldn’t mask completely. But since he signed a minor league contract with no incentives, this is really a low risk investment for the A’s.

but to think he should be signed to translate for Céspedes – puhleeze!

"Hello everyone, this is future Hall of Famer, twice-caught cheater,

minor leaguer, and translator Manuel Ramirez…Mr. Céspedes just asked, ‘May I have a pastrami sandwich?’…"

It's a higher risk proposition for Manny than for the A's.

If he sucks or blows it, he’s toast and it doesn’t bode well for his HOF chances, whatever they are.

Something like, we get:

Cespedes at $38.305 million, which includes a translator in his employment package;
and we also get:-
a slow bat speed, part-time, soon to be 40 year old, future Hall of Famer for $0.00

not bad Billy, most of us approve!!

not to translate, but I think when adjusting to a new country and lifestyle, it helps to have people that you can relate to

Granted, Manny is not Cuban, but at least he has been through the same type of transition to MLB life, and dominated. Not the worst guy to have around.

I know my parents’ transition to life in America was greatly helped by having friends/family around from their background who had gone through the same move.

Mr. Beane is simply getting the band back together

The Cleveland Indians band. Who knows?

ptbarnum!

A blast from the past. Good to “see” you!

Hey it worked in Major League 2 right?
Meh

Maybe I’m just prejudiced against Manny – I really don’t like him and I don’t feel that this move will help – but I realize that it’s a low-risk acquisition. I’m not bought on it, but if thing turn out alright and Manny hits and isn’t a jerk like he has been for former teams, then I’ll be happy with admitting to being wrong about this whole deal.

Pressure

I myself think that Manny will limit the pressure on guys like Cespedes and other bats on the team. Manny puts the spotlight on him now.

Still love the signing

even after reading comments. Should the A’s soil themselves whenever a monster-payroll team comes to town? Fear the Angels and Rangers? Fuck no.

Now batting, Manny Fucking Ramirez. Deal with us.

I hope Manny/Cespedes

turns into Thomas/Swisher round 2

Have the A's really come to this?

Selling out to gain a slim hope for an advantage? Shame on you.

Where is the "sellout"? I don't see it.

It’s not like we are petitioning MLB to lessen his suspension. He will do his “time” for PED use. This contract puts all the pressure on Manny to reform. I’m sure he is on a strict diet of drug tests. There are some who wish the A’s dump Krol, and all he did was be stupid. That sounds similar to me. Would you turn down a shot to acquire Lincecum because he was caught with pot?

Please, guys, don’t wear Manny wigs to the games.

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