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Lounge and the World Lounges With You: 1.6.2012



And soon you will smile
love will be here
dreams left behind
now are near
live them well
there's no need to regret

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Muggy
Hmmm...

Let’s see how many weeks days it takes to fill this thread.

It could be a few

I’m busy this weekend so I’ll have to do all my damage tonight.

I work my 16s again.

Thank goodness. I can’t stand working during the week.

I missed my doctors.
I enjoy hearing about your adventures.
Thanks.

I love my job.

yeah

weeks days months

The site is a wee bit dead at the moment.
peoples afraid to post? hehe
That and a lot of folks are getting their kraut for free these days.
I don't like kraut....not sure if I like FK tho
I prefer the kind of kraut you pay for.
rain in a week or so!! we really need it.
Arkansas Weather Update.

It was perfect here today in the Natural State……68 and sunny.

It's been weird here.

Very un-January.

here too....snow pack test was BAD...really BAD
I'll take it

last winter was brutal so a nice mild winter would be fine with me.

I enrolled a kid today from MN - she laughed when I asked her how she liked the warm weather!
You'd have to pay me 5 times what I make to live and work in Minnesota.

I just couldn’t handle those winters.

me either.....I am such a bad mom - I only took my dtr to the snow once - when my dad drove!
The first time Miss Hawaii came to Arkansas it was during a blizzard

and surprisingly she didn’t just get right back on the plane back to Oahu.

Some days are diamonds some days are rocks
and some are just plain average.
Now I want a polish sausage with sauerkraut and spicy mustard.
If I hurry - I could go to the hot dog joint with awesome Mac 'n' cheese. Good food.....super bad for you!
I already put down 5 slices of pizza today so I'll have to hold off on the hot dog.

I have two hot dog joints in town that I like and I may have to find a way to sneak over to one on Sunday.

this one is kinda new....but serves Saag's so they taste swell!!!
Sounds good.
I just spent maybe 6 hours on a fANpost

I wish I had that kind of focus in other areas of m… SQUIRREL!

Okay.....I'm done with work.....time for a good job, Brian cookie.
Good Job, Brian.
Ha!.....my cookie this time was a ginger ale.
well that might be better for your bod
This is true.
Anybody have any advice on a good mountain bike to buy?

My knee is telling me to make the switch from running to biking.

how much you want to spend?
I was trying to think of who was into biking....now we know!
I'd go to $600 I guess
do you want to do real trail riding or just off road?
just bike trails...nothing too crazy.
got it. $600 should be plenty. just find something that's comfy for your frame and focus on getting good components. don't get entry level components. i've always had good luck with trek's or specialized's.
I'll hit a couple of the bike shops on Sunday...thanks for the tips.
i've done my fair share of mtn biking living in SF, but i'm in the market for a road bike now. tired of falling off my bike.
.

click me for specialized rockhopper details

i used to own a version of this bike

That looks good and there's a couple of shops close that have it.
Yeah that can get a little old.

I used to bike quite a bit but the last few years I really got into running and kind of gave it up.

i love biking more than running, so i support the change over
I'm going to run in a marathon in March and that will be about it for me.

I’ll still run a bit but no more 35 mile weeks.

35 miles per week? dang. i run about 15-20.
5 miles a day keeps the love handles away.

I do love that feeling you get after a run….I just feel so alive.

It feels like tired and pain

I only run when being chased

I get a big time high off of running

especially when I do it in the morning.

Wake and... oh
Okay I'm on guard duty until 1 so hopefully Cobra won't attack in the next 3 hours.

Then it’s hopefully sweet, sweet sleep.

I'm in this "vintage" stage in my life... Been looking up a lot of stuff.

Stumbled upon Felicia Atkins from 1958. Whoa. They don’t make ’em like they used to.

I'm getting more vintage every year.
Do you look like that?
I don't tend to look like many Felicia's.
Then GTFO.
Geeze...people keep telling me to do that.
Oh geez.

Looking at vintage Playboys. Miss February is wearing a wool sweater.

That kind of takes the fun out of it.
It's a cardigan.

She looks like the girl next door, then BAMB. Boobs.

I prefer my girls next door to Bam me with their boobs.
I look like I'm wearing a sweater, but that's just my back hair.
Dead. Sexy.
More like...

Dead. Bear on my back.

Luckily all my fuzz is on the front and some women seem to like that look.
Actually, my back hair is patchy.

It looks more like a mangy dog.

I'll send you a bottle of Nair.
I think I need a case.
0_0
Don't act like you're not impressed.
I'm looking at every Miss February trying to find her name.

(Some of them are WOW. Old Playboy was classy. I totally don’t consider that looking at porn.)

FOUND IT!

Melinda Windsor, Miss February 1966

Wow. Those are big boobs.
Sweater, sweater, BOOOOOBS, sweater, pants, prototype UGGS.
I just did a google search.

No sweaters, no uggs, just boobs.

The very first photo?
All of them.

I have safe search off.

Same. Huh.
Well, I see that she's wearing a sweater.

But it’s not really what I’m paying attention to.

LOL

THOSE ARE hard to miss.

How could you miss that terrible sweater?

And she’s holding skis.

Boobs, Jennifer. BOOBS.
I have my own. Could be why I don't pay attention.
Well, I have my own too.

But they’re not as nice as hers.

That's a terrible thing to say about your wife.
Um, I was talking about my own boobs.
the chess board?
oh the weird white and design ugly one?
So phallic.
I'm trying to figure out it either side is in check
You're looking at the wrong thing.
I saw them, meh way too big

so I turned my attention to something I might actually enjoy looking at

Without looking up her measurements, I wonder what her bra size was.

I’m gonna guess 38DD.

WINNER
WOOP WOOP!

I’m actually pretty good at that game, believe it or not. And it’s not even naked boobs. I can usually guess clothed boobs too.

damn.
I'll bet her back killed her.
I'm not a fan of stick-thin women, personally

So yeah… looking back at images of feminine beauty… a lot has changed, sadly.

I love all types of women.
it's due to the fact that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Well, I like them all too

I’m a fat guy. I just have a personal guideline to date women with bigger boobs than me.

You're also a funny guy.
Thanks

Right back atcha!

Back in the '50's, Life magazine published an article on the ideal American woman.

She was a size 14, excercised on a trampoline, held 3-4 dinner parties per week, was planning to study French, had 2 kids, and got married at 16.

Married at 16 huh?...well I married at 37 so I tied the knot young too.
I talk to 16 year olds regularly for work

No. fucking. way. would I ever want to marry one. Then again, they didn’t have Jersey Shore in the 50s, so they were probably a little more mature. But still, no.

I agree, never.

Of course, I’m also 36, so that’s creepy on my part (marrying a 16 year old, that is). But back then, you know the attitude was that a woman’s place was in the home. So they might as well start early, right?

I deal with 16 year olds every day.....none of them are married that I know of
It's Arkasas, right?

Easiest way to tell if they’re married is to ask them if they have any siblings.

Watch out those kind of jokes could make you take a sabbatical.
I'll come back in 2 weeks and ban you.
Fair enough...I'm due an AN break anyway.
Why not wait until baseball season?
Like this is a baseball blog anymore.
I heard there's baseball talk around here somewhere. I try to avoid it.
It's tough....there's not much to say about this team

and while I admire those folks who are writing positive fanposts I think they’re dead wrong…the A’s are going to stink next year.

Not true. Coco says they'll be good.

Like the Clippers.

Maybe like the old Clippers

I see 67 wins in 2012.

That's only 95 losses! WOOHOO!
I'll give the A's 3 more years

if they stink and are still stuck in Oakland going cheap in 2015 I might have to give up.

I don't know that I'd ever give up.

But I will be bitterly disappointed if things never change.

I won't become a fan of another team

I’ll just stop caring about baseball…I’ve pretty much done this with the Kings and the NBA.

I gave up on the Warriors after all the crap with Webber and Sprewell.
Webber was part of the Kings golden age

I couldn’t stand him until he was on my team….he’s still kind of a goofball though.

I remember listening to an A's game shortly after Webber was traded.

The Bullets game was delayed because of “moisture on the court.” As soon as Bill King heard that, he said, “Is Chris Webber crying again?”

You ban Bed. and you'll have to ban like 50 other ANers
I could never ban Bed. He makes me laugh way too much.
If they do ban me I'm sure all those folks who left for FK would come back.
Hate to break it to you, buddy... but it's not all about you.
Wait....the world doesn't revolve around me?
You're a son, not THE SUN.
You're no son of mine.
I ain't no fortunate son.
If you ban all the "Beds" it should come to around 138 names or so by this point.
Your next name should be FutonBrian.

Or King Bed. Or Sofa King Bed.

Nah....this is my last AN name

I only like to run jokes into the ground for two years not three.

Quitter.
You have to keep trying to come up with new stuff.

It’s the main thing besides you fine folks that I enjoy about AN.

You mean you can't skate by on the same act for 20 years?

Jerry Seinfeld disagrees.

He does have a persona at this point

and while I’m sure he has new material folks want to see him yak about laundry and what not.

Okay AN adds have moved on from psychics to stock tips THAT CAN"T MISS!
my ads mirror the sites I've visited......strange?

i think not. Scary? a little bit

No wonder I get so many ads for Justin Bieber albums...
Who is Justice Beaver?
Judge Pussy.
you both fail, I am sad
What's the right answer?
A crime fighting beaver
I so hope that some day, there's a man named Richard Beaver who gets appointed to the Supreme Court.
So, what did I miss?
Why you should watch Archer

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65550657.html

I should watch it just because you said so.
Jennifer has been right on her music links for me so I'll give the show a watch.
I heard a singer recently that I thought you'd like, but I can't remember who it was.
That's helpful.
That's what I'm here for.

It was either a man or a woman, and I heard them on the radio. That narrows it down, right?

I do need some new music

well, either that or they need to clone younger versions of Phil Collins and Tom Petty.

I can't really help you, sorry.
Actually I've added a lot of new music since I met Miss Hawaii

and Jennifer gave me her links.

I gave you Miss Hawaii's what?
Hmm....I could bury myself so many ways here.
I love how the Warriors have a player not outrageously taller than me

I wasn’t yet a fan in the Muggsy Bogues era of Warriors basketball.

I assume you mean Nate Robinson.

I love how he’ll make more money this year than I’ll make in my entire life.

Yeah, it's tough to get over that

It’s really sad when teams DFA players with bad contracts. Like, hey, we’re going to pay you $500,000 to NOT play baseball for us. Fuck Aaron Rowand.

What's funny is they'll pay a guy to not play for them...

But other times, they’ll play a crappy player just because he has a big contract. If you’re on the hook either way, doesn’t it make sense to play the best player?

True, at least get some value out of the sunk cost
That's my thinking.
I am taller than him.
I'm 5'8"
I want to say Spud Webb was 5 ft 6
Muggsy Bogues was 5'3"
I'm 5 feet, 7 inches (almost) of fat awkwardness.
I'm 5 ft 10 of pure fucking greatness.
ME TOO! YAY!!!
So we could take Yon and Oz in hoops probably.
I have a trick.

When you jump, I pants you.

Whoa. This fatty doesn't jump.
I'd pants you anyway.
Unless we were playing in the Lounge.
Hmm. Then I'd just ply you with liquor.
I'm in slacks and a polo.

I’m also voting Republican and keeping folks down.

Have you bought a Volvo yet?
I said I was voting Republican

Volvo drivers listen to NPR.

Yeah!!! That's the sentiment....

I used to do both….drove a Volvo and listened to NPR. Annnnnnd voted – yup! – you guessed it.

I drive a Subaru, listen to NPR, and...

Well, you’re friends with me on the FB. You surely know how I vote.

Volvo + NPR = Democrat

Truck + Gun rack = Republican

Beater + Tin foil hats = Ron Paul Voter.

Ha!

Pretty much, though.

And if anyone wants to flag me on that one....

IT’S A JOKE….read the sig line.

I think we have some kind of lounge immunity or something.

Who would do that in here!!

I know folks get touchy about politics

and I understand that.

yeah me too....it can just spiral into the most.meta.ever
Yep....I hardly ever do political jokes

for that reason.

No one in the Lounge flags anyone anyway.
pfff....I know for a fact I got flagged in the lounge

and most of my biggest fights have been in the lounge.

Wow.

You trouble maker.

Oh I've had some good AN fights

but they’re all on FK now.

I don't think I know those FK people
You've probably tailgated with them.
maybe....maybe not.
I owned a DeLorean for a few years.

Had to sell it because I couldn’t fit my gun rack in it.

Plus, it needed 1.21 jiga watts of power.
Truf

Did you hear that GM is recalling ALL of the Chevy Volts. I gather they are having overheating problems in the battery compartment. Not good.

You'd think they would have noticed the fires during testing.
It weirds me out when I see a Subaru with a Nikki Haley bumper sticker.
and I'm a white man and I've heard we can't jump.
You can't, in 46 states. And Puerto Rico.
Me?

Definitely. Short, fat, slow, white. I am like the polar opposite of Lebron James.

I'm the white Larry Bird on the court.
I'm the brown Danny Devito, but without the funny jokes.
Playmates in the 50s and 60s had awesome names.

Melba Ogle. Nancy Jo Hooper. Sally Duberson. Virginia Gordon. Myrna Weber.

I bet they're all in the same nursing home now.

Sipping coffee, reminiscing, tripping over their boobs.

Most of them are dead.
Really?

Wow. I mean, of course they’d be old, but I’m surprised that a lot of them aren’t still alive.

Hef killed them all in the Grotto for their blood to stay alive.
Why not replace them with fembots?
I shouldn't say that.

In the case of Melinda Windsor, they used pseudonyms so no one knows where they went.

I wonder if a lot of them use pseudonyms.

I’d guess yes.

So Barbie Bigtits wasn't her real name?
Oddly, it actually was.

But Flatty McChesterson changed her name.

And they partied HARD.
Yeah, that's probably true.
from wiki

Unfortunately some Playmates do not live beyond that age. Tiffany Sloan (35 – cause unknown), Jayne Mansfield (34 – car accident), Linné Ahlstrand (30 – cancer), Paige Young (30 – overdose sleeping pills), Claudia Jennings (29 – car accident), Tonya Crews (28 – car accident), Elisa Bridges (28 – drug overdose), Sue Williams (23 – suicide), Willy Rey (23 – overdose sleeping pills), Carol Willis (20 or 22 – car accident) and Dorothy Stratten (20 – murdered by her husband) all died young.

Wow, that's sad.
Sue Williams was 4' 11". Aw.
And she was the first playmate with breast implants.
I think there have been 1 or 2 others since then.
I want to see the first playmate with three boobs.☺
She was in their "Girls of Chernobyl" special.
It'll be on Mars and your former Gov will be shooting people.
The youngest person to appear in Playboy was 16.
Jailbait of the Month?
What???
I'm scared to look it up.
Drew Barrymore?
I don't want to see that. I'm just surprised.

Of course, Traci Lords started making pornos when she was like 15.

I saw most of her work in bad Cinemax movies in the 90's

they were best with the sound turned off.

I'm sure she's legal by now.
I'll tell the cops that when they show up.

“She’s legal NOW, I swear.”

Ha!
I wonder if she is dead....
It would help your case if she is.
She is not.

I was wondering if you could be charged with necrophilia and pedophilia at the same time with this case.

You could be the test case.
Oz, I'm disappointed.

I was expecting a fish sandwich comment.

Sorry, didn't want to beat a dead horse.
*snicker*
I thought you might like that.
First full bush published:

Bonnie Large

That can't be her real name.
ECHO JOHNSON?!?
Yeah, but she's from Austin. So that's probably legit.
I have a feeling you know all about Ms. Johnson

perhaps you gave it some study at one time.

Just a little.
Was the said bush....large?
Yes. It was the 70s.
Yeah.....you needed a weed whacker back in those days.
Easy to floss.☺
And dental hygiene is important
Some of those names seem familiar

I may have jer……uh……um

Debra Jensen was my favorite.

Around 1978 I believe

Hmm....Shae Marks for me...I want to say 1993 or so
OMG. She was playing chess, too!
I would have gladly played chess with her.
Echo Johnson.
Who...whoo....whoooo...whoooooo
I can't tell you how many times I thought about her that year.
uh...more than 20, less than 37 million?
It could be more than 37 million.

I was 18, after all.

not a lot of fun soft, just flops around
Viagra time?
ugh. 9:30 - I'm fading.

see you guys later.

Good night, Jo!
Sleep well, Berry Jo...you're the best BL!
Goodnight, BerryJo!
When it comes to chess I'm one heck of a checkers player.
When i comes to checkers, I'm one heck of a Yahtzee player.
When it comes to the A's I'm one heck of a Raiders fan.
When it comes to the Raiders, I'm one heck of a 49ers fan.
Have fun with the Saints next week
Have fun watching the 49ers next week.
I'll probably be at the movies or something

I’m on a football break until the Conference Championship games.

I could see the Niners beating the Saints.

Probably won’t happen, but…it could.

I don't see it but whoever wins is fine by me.

Unlike a lot of Raiders fans I don’t hate the 49ers.

Ok, have fun NOT watching the Raiders.
I haven't had fun watching the Raiders since 2002
The rest of the AFC West has had fun watching them.
Fair enough

I’m sure the Chiefs enjoyed that Super Bowl they won in 1970 and the Chargers love that one the won in….wait never.

Hey, Air Coryell was fun to watch!
and the Raiders kicked their ass all the time.
I wouldn't know, I wasn't a football fan back then.
I remember some of it

but I was very young.

did you need the money?
I became a football fan after watching the 49ers lose to Pittsburgh, oddly enough.

That was the first time I watched a football game from beginning to end.

I became a Raiders fan because my Dad brainwashed me.
hater.
Nope.
yes.
He's such a bastard...just like me.
hater.
I hate therefore I am
Actually the only things I hate are John Elway, Lew Wolff and goat cheese.
What is it I hate?
hating on the Raiders.
When did I do that?
Hey, LB!

How are you today?

I'm okay.

Seems kind of dead in here for a Friday.

Yeah.

I actually went over to the A’s MLB site for a while. Just to say hello to some old buddies of mine.

yikes.
Am I in trouble?

Is my action ban-worthy?

email me.
Seriously?

One of the guys over there is from Santa Rosa….just saying

I think you should call LB, or meet him in person.
this.

or I can’t unban you.

IT'S NOT A BAN!
It's just a way for me to force you to contact me.
Or fracture AN beyond belief. One or the other.
I wonder if nico's in his North Berkeley house, talking to paintings in the hallway...
MikeVGate?
yes.
Who will be Gerald Ford?
and can I be G.Gordon Liddy.
lol!

no, not seriously.

I was pretending to be nico.

The guy from Santa Rosa said that AN was the second site he goes to when he gets home.

I figured the first site was a porno site.

something involving poop, most likely.
I can recommend a couple places.
He lives in Santa Rosa tuu?
the people that live there are all degenerates.

They’re into poop porn.

ew! That's disgusting

I thought you were talking about Chickie.

lots of poop porn.
Don't worry Tutu we can't afford to ban any more people on AN.
I was actually telling them to come to AN to read the articles by dan, and elcroata, etc.
and you didn't mention my brilliant work on VORP?
I got John SIckels to read one of Dan's posts.
That's sickels....actually I have no clue that is.
I've heard his name, so he must be important.
He runs a great prospect site.
ah....that has no interest for me

I like high paid veteran players which is why I root for the A’s

COCO!
I was surprised they signed him to a 2 year deal

but it’ll be nice knowing one of the outfielders names.

um...
If I don't spread the word, I'm doing a disservice to mankind
except I'm not sure any of them will continue posting here...
I did.

SCOTT BROSIUS!

My mind is really slow tonight.

I think I’ll just shut up.

EC is gone I would think
I think he's not alone.

but that’s a huge loss.

It is

I’m a big fan and I told him so as I felt like he was leaving.

Soon it’ll just be me and Cope here alone talking about Tebow.

so sad.

but then nico will come in and boss you around for a couple three hours…

Well....Nico has always been nice to me

which is why this whole thing made me sad.

he was good to me, til he became the overlord.
One thing is for sure the loss of Mike and Pam

has made the lounge a much quieter place.

Yes. He seems like a really good egg
he is. a really good person.
If I wanted to talk baseball I'd go to an A's blog.
What do the A's have to do with baseball?
Not much since 1989
This might be the best Lounge ever.
for why?
Hot girl on girl action
Because of the boobie talk you instigated?
she enjoys good boob talk.
I can't blame her there.
DoctorK will be disappointed that he missed it.
[pours out a little for mikev]
show him your boobs.
I said a little.
show him a little boob.
I think I'm headed to bed.

Good night!

'Night, ozz!

ozz….ozzz….ozzzzz….ozzzzzz

Sleep well sweet prince of darkness.

I’m your biggest fan.

hiya

did i miss anything?

Just Jennifer's indepth research
...of which Gigs is also an expert.
still catching up

I think I need to do some google searching now to see some of these images….

Mostly Playboy models from the 60's talk.
oooooh, I'll have to go read that....
Our cups runneth over.
cup sizes can get confusing ya know...
All I know about bras is how to take them off.
every man should know that
...with one hand.
precisely
One hand....my mouth....whatever you prefer.
ooooh, just checked...

I can still do it one handed

me too.
What size do you wear?
It's 5 inches but it's thick.
3-1/2" of solid manmeat.
Wouldn't it be easier if they just din't wear a bra?
Only if you want them to drag the ground.
I'm just talking about in the bedroom.

Seems like you girls cause us a lot of work.☺

Anything good is worth blahblahblah.
heeheeheee

I was just kidding! I do know what you wonderful ladies do for us.

I don't mind the challenge

and besides cleavage is fun.

In fact it might be my favorite thing ever.
cleavage is always a good thing
One time a guy at work found a PB&J under lady's boob.

I’ve found and earring and some M&Ms in my cleavage.

it's a great spot for holding on to things
It's where I like my thing held

To start with, that is

Wasn't he the sheriff in Blazing Saddles?
cleavage little
THATS the guy!
weird how his nickname was tiny boobs
ITS TWOO! ITS TWOOO!
still one of my all time favorite movies

I LOVE madeline kahn

She was awesome!
hi hi hi
hi hi hi
how's you feel?
chickie brought me mac 'n' cheese

I’m about to go heat it up. nom nom nom nom

If he lived in Arkansas I'd hire him as our manny.
yay! he's a sweet chicken.
Hmm....that plane is coming in low.
so...the water's off in this house. I'm unsure how to proceed.
don't flush
that's a good tip
We actually keep reserve water in each bathroom, for when the power goes out.
I like to flush my toilet every five minutes just for fun
Water go down the hole!!
We have to find entertainment wherever we can in Arkansas.
I'm unsure how to proceed. This seems important...
Sorry, I can't say I've ever had that problem.
pee in the bathtub drain
did someone turn the water off? or did it just go off on it's own?
I think...on its own?!
is it completely off, or just a slow drizzle?
off completely.
all the water spouts, or just one?
all of em.
did you check to see if anyone turned it off at the entrance to the house?
um, no. but I dunno where the water main is...
ask a neighbor to see if theirs is out too?

or call the water company and see if its out in the area

check this map

(map)

that will tell you where your water is coming from. then go there and make sure there is still water there.

who are you and why won't you marry me?
hi, I'm gigs, and I only marry douchebags.

you are not a douchebag, thus out of my league.

I'll cheat on you if that'll convince you.
you don't want to die, so I wouldn't recommend cheating

I’ve gotten much better at swinging a baseball bat over the years…..

this SHOULDN'T make me like you more....right?
also, I've started wearing Lucky jeans that are flattering to my crotch.

It’s only a matter of time before I become a douchebag.

oh, no, please....

guys, don’t wear too tight jeans…..we women like for somethings to be kept a mystery — you don’t need to outline it for us……

well, they're not like skinny jeans...
(btw, I can't find anywhere on any website where they would report a water outage)

so you might be best off either checking with a neighbor, waiting until morning, or calling someone tomorrow….

yeah...going over to the neighbor's at 11pm doesn't sound appealing...
tomorrow morning sounds good.

in the meantime, don’t flush, drink bottled or filtered water, or drink sodas.

I need to cook and clean and shit.

huh. This is going to present a problem…

you need to do this all tonight?
yeah, but...I'm kinda trying to get fired anyhow, so...
oh wait, are you at work?

shit, if it’s work, it’s totally worth calling the boss at midnight to report the issue. it’s a hygene thing. sanitation for the residents.

ohhh work. got it now

fuck. its not your dime, call the water company and have them send someone out. at least it will be interesting

figured it out.

Handy Bloom!

woo hoo!

what was the problem?

combination of the low-flush toilet

that keeps running and the breaker.

The breaker kept flipping off (and you couldn’t tell because it’s a tricky one that looks like it’s on when it’s off) and the toilet keeps running. It’s causing a water short, I guess…

WooHoo! I'm glad it was a quick fix.

I don’t know how handy you are, Bloom, but to reset a breaker, you have to flip them to the off position, then to on. When they trip, they only go the the neutral, ‘middle" position. They won’t reset until you flip them totally off.

Talk to Jennifer.

She can explain how to sponge bathe.

I'm better at giving tongue baths.
We don't use sponges anymore.
What do they call it now?
ReadyBath or a bag/bed bath
brillo pads?
heehee

Thats what I was thinking.

I love how you are pretending you know what you are talking about. LOLOOL
but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night....

oh wait, no I didn’t…..

Well, or city water?
no way it's city out here...
Check the breakers first.
arrooo?
Not on a private well system?

Sorry. Ignore me. Everyone in my family does.

probably am...it could just be breaker?
Always look at the easiest fix first.

There can also be mice in the wellhouse. They can crawl through a dime-sized hole. I had one stupidly get between the powerfeed relays. Fried his ass big time. Of course, we were out of also.

yeah, there's mice here. And maybe bigger
We have a bobcat that's been hanging out south of the house.
...does it knock out the water pump?
hahaha you people crack me up

and I have some playboys from the the 60s. Catalogs are way worse nowadays

60s stuff was good.

70s bush is a litle scary.

I'm tellin ya

machete and a pith helmet. I have experience [shivers]

I like it either way.
If you caught between the Moon and New York City

I know it’s crazy but it’s true…you’re in a soft rock song.

omg chickie

OH MY GOD

so good. so so good.

thank you!!!!

yay!
where's my delivery?!
you are more than 5 minutes from me
I'm only about 2,000 miles away...so I expect mine in 30 minutes or less.
Let's meet in Branson.

We can catch a show after.

I'm in....Tony Orlando and Dawn or Roy Clark?
Dixie Stampede
is that what the dixie chicks are called now?
And a SPANKIN' good time was had by all
I almost lost an eye there.

So we went to the Wal-Mart pharmacy and had them look at it.

thank you for the delivery

anytime pie queen ;)
...plus, I don't eat mac n cheese.
pussy
If there is creese in the pussy, I don't want
That's on his diet, I think.
SO GOOD!!!
woo!
I ate a little bit right after you left, and I'll eat the rest tomorrow....

(we are still talking about mac ‘n’ cheese, right???)

thats for us to know

and them to figure out!

MP3 player perfection

Beethoven’s Number 5 in C Minor followed by I love Rocky Road by Weird Al.

Makes you want some ice cream. eh?
I always want ice cream
I just had some Chocolate Chip.

With Peanut Butter M&Ms on top. YUMMMMY

I just had some ice water with lemon in it.....uh, not as yummy.
I had...um...nothing.
In my 3 years on AN I think my favorite two things were the creation of the CT Threads/Lounge

and the Sock Puppet Wars.

both are/were good.
Mr, Hand and The General share a nice grave in Utah.
bastards. I'm glad they're dead.
took a lot of good squirrels with em.
Ha!...yeah that was a brilliant post by you that started all that.
They'll always be my heroes
Goodnight, everyone!

We get to do some clearing and burning tomorrow

See you around, Tutu.
So what have we learned?

We learned the cops will soon be knocking on Jennifer’s door, that Chickie will bring you mac and cheese, that Bloom has water issues but he loves pussy, that I have a burning desire to see Roy Clark and his banjo, that Tutu likes to burn things and Oz is a hater.

my internet family is awesome
I love passing time in the lounge with you fine folks.
SHE IS DEAD NOW, I SWEAR
We had another pt come in after snorting bath salts.

Don’t do it.

bath salts?
It's the new thing.

He did meth, pot, and bath salts.

hmm.
It took 7 people to hold the last guy down.
that stuff is naaaaaaaasty
My parents have a shooting range at their house.

Today random people showed up with guns. I got scared.

I didn't think I could sneak up on them.
I'll tell you a little secret about this house.

There is a loaded gun behind every door. I’ve had to use one of the guns once in my entire life, and they gave me one fucking bullet like I’m Barney Fife.

Our very own Jennifer Oakley!
That's the news and I am outta here!

Be well everyone and I’ll see you down the line.

So I got kicked out of my house today.
how'd that happen?
hmmm.

Well…you guys know that I moved in with my buddy up here because he and his girlfriend split up, right?

anyhow, they basically got back together again before I moved in.

But she had already rented a place.

It’s been a year.

She’s kind of a terrible person. I don’t wanna be near her. I think the feeling is mutual. But they want their own space.

I feel bad for my buddy. She looks and acts like the creature from Where the Wild Things Are

so, does this mean you have to find a new place?
Or kill the girl friend.
The meat alone should last for a couple of months.
yup.
I haven't converted my old house into my woodshop yet.

It has a kitchen, bath, woodstove, and your choice of three bedrooms. Of course, the sound of the shop equipment might be a problem….☺

I've been in my apartment 3 days since December 19.

You want it? It’s sad and lonely when I’m not busting my ass with school

Okay, Ghostbusters, February 23rd at 9pm, who's with me?
if I'
where we going?
UA Berkeley 7

I ♥ Ghostbusters

SURVEY SAYS
*sigh*

gigs will eat her popcorn alone with ghostbuster nerds…..

oooooh, but they have lots of good listings for winter.....
I'll go with you.
I'll go with you if you come rub my back.

I have something out.

at least i hope it's something out

if not, i’ve got chest pain and I’ve probalyl had a heart attack.l

a heart attack would be bad
I'd deserve it.
si.

I went to Kaiser Walnut Creek when I was 23, convinced I was dying.

It was too much Snapple Iced Tea and really good marijuana.

We get that a lot.
Then they are usually too paranoid to stick around for treatment
I know.
It's LOL-tastic and uber annoying all at the same time.
well, think of me the next time one comes in...
I saw a guy in ER who had gotten some Paraquat laced marijuana.

He was a putrid color of green. There was a lot of that going around in the late ’70s

Whatever it is, no.
wait, isn't that the day we come back from reno?
February, not January

although now that I look, it’s a Thursday night. I thought it was a Wednesday night…..

ohh

didn’t notice that part haha

A monkey nibbling a penis is funny in any language
Chris is happy you approve.
what channel are you watching?!?!?!
um my dvd player so probably channel 3
Yay! You watched it!
No Dan Finnerty made me sad
John Fogerty will make you happy again, no worries.
I had to look him up
you're taking curmudgeon to a whole other level.
you're honing your surly to a fine point.,
Name sounded familiar, never was a Credence fan and I doubt I've heard any of his solo stuff
wait, what?

you had to look up John Fogerty?!?!!?!?!

he's being a contrarian. who's monkeyball? who's John Fogerty? Who's Jesus?
what the fuck is a moneyball? like a drink or something?
err monkeyball
Former ANer.
Doesn't ring a bell for me at all
you're still a noob
yep and I'm totally cool with that
we like noob's

they are some of the only people left!

not like I
'm going anywhere
me neither

and when I do go somewhere, I’ll always come back, because this place is like my crack.

[sigh]
but it means every night, you know where to find me!
easy to keep tabs on.
Did LL Cool J write a song about that?

Give me a few minutes….

I know I told you I'd be true...but Jenny got a big ol' butt...
Bristol Hotel
eww

bristol

I love that song. Sorry Chickie.

One of the first CDs I ever owned. Thanks, mom!

its just the name I'm not liking right now ;)
It's about whores.
well, I wouldn't have called her that, but...
Dark and smelly?
mine is more dark, hairy and slightly damp
You missed my stalking of the Really Terrible Doctor a few nights ago.

He likes to pen reviews on Amazon. He’s a CCR fan.

too much time on his hands. He should start drinking.
He's not allowed to practice in Ohio or AZ.

Or at our hospital. I had a hand in that part, thankyouverymuch.

chickie

you didn’t tell me that 25% of the proceeds from the tattoo expo goes to children’s hospital oakland…..

see, now I’m even more tempted…….

aroo?
tattoos. to help the children.

think of the children!!!!!!!!

"I got this devil tattoo for the children."
Oooh. Speaking of the devil.

A review a pt gave the Really Terrible Doctor said: "he’s an ass hole and needs to go back to his daddy in hell"

hmm. that's not good.
I love that
It's perfect.

I threatened to shit on the hood of his BMW more than once.

LOL

that is too cool

I didn't know that either
bullshit. you just have kids.
er...hate.
lol

I was like, what?

he's got kids everywhere!
Don't count his chickens before they hatch.
I don't mind sick kids

I don’t have to hear them yell and scream in the stores

damn you for helping plant this idea further in my head!!!!!!
plus it was a bit easier

since there is an access hole to your brain now

Do I have to make the sick joke?
So I bought Pony Express for work tonight.

It’s not as strong as it used to be, but it still smells like liquid crank.

I assume that's a perfume that smells like Chickie's damp ass.
nope

thats what they call my penis

No one wants to be hung like a pony, Chickie.
ponies are kinda big...relatively speaking...
I saw a zebra once

WOW

Elephant dicks will scare children.

I am speaking from experience.

(just googled it)

daaaaaaaaaaaang……..

ha!

good story to go along with that?

Not really.

Watching PBS with mom. These elephants are mating. One takes off running, dragging his dick behind him.

um, gigs?

are you talking about a zebra’s junk?

yes

we were at the wild animal park. and the zebra was right there. and it’s hard to just look away. because it’s…wow….

[blinks]

if only your college professors could see you now.

it was on a date

let’s just say, he may have been a little intimidated by it….

oh wait, he always had problems….

you pick winners. I guess I should take it as a good sign...
this was teh guy i married.

sigh

remind me to give up.
I already did give up

I’m joining a convent this year. It will be one with the MLB Network.

oh yeah, well, at least it's not just a flat out rejection of me.

Sister Gigs.

don't worry, I'm not really going to a convent

I like boys way too much to give them up.

you could always be a priest
I'll clarify

I like men too much to give them up.

There is a minimum age requirement for the gigs ride.

[checks ID, crosses fingers]
Pinto horse dicks are spotted
I am speaking from experience.
that's why they called Mozart Pinto in Animal House. Spotted Dick.
Haven't watched it.
OMG

YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ANIMAL HOUSE?!?!!?!?!

It came out before I was born.
Animal House was filmed on my college campus

I gave the 20th (?) Anniversary Tour around campus. It was awesome.

oh shit!

thats too cool!

Raccoon have THE BEST penis.

I have a weird family.

I’ll tell this before being asked. My brother is a fur trader, and he skinned a raccoon. He cut the penis out and put it on the kitchen cabinet. I didn’t know what it was (google it, you will be shocked), so I picked it up and inspected it. I was not the only one who was confused. At least they didn’t tell ME it was a tooth pick.

The corkscrew pig penis is interesting
hahaha
IN THE KITCHEN.
knowing your family

that doesn’t surprise me

A few years ago, I went downstairs

and there were dozen of small, furry animals skinned and hanging on tiny, body shaped coat hangers from the ceiling.

lol geeze
One time we had a bobcat in our freezer.

It was roadkill. Someone wanted to make a rug out of it. It was not me.

was it staring at you every time you opened to door?
No, it was in a garbage bag.

But we have geese and ducks and turkeys that are not bagged. I don’t even open the freezer anymore. It’s too scary.

here's the cobra you ordered, dumb ass!
Shetland ponies are no bigger than, like 40 some inches tall.
well, I am kinda short
And they are MEAN.

Again, I am speaking from experience.

let me grab some popcorn
We used to show horses and be in 4H.
they tried to get me to do 4H when I was in OK too

I laughed at them. they didn’t like that

We were hard core.
it's coffee. From the Thanksgiving Coffee Company, in Eureka.

They used to make it where it was like 10 times stronger than normal coffee. It was quite literally dangerous. You could only find it like in Long’s, and even then, it was…sporadic.

You COULD not sleep on it. Even Chickie.

Oh. I don't drink coffee.
me neither
quitters.
can't quit what you never start.
I can't even stand the taste of tiramisu.
I have to make one for monday
Oh. So it's not for me.
ooooh, I have some tiramisu liquoer, you want it?
you do??
I'll put it in my purse for you
AND YES I MEAN MY PURSE, NOT ANYWHERE ELSE!!!!

(that’s in case mikev is lurking) ;)

I think he just touched himself
anyone got a Del Taco close to them?
I saw one on Monday night.

I think it was in Grapevine.

like 30 miles away
probably not worth driving 30 miles for a free taco.
huh

there is one in SF

Time to hop into bed, read a little and crash to Portlandia
you sleep?
only because no one's ever told him how cool sleeping is.
good night cope!
I'm falling asleep. this is not good.
I'm not falling asleep. This is not good.
stoopid non-nocturnal drug court schedule...
Shit, I gotta quit this job, don't I?
You love the job!
no, not drug court. tat's a grown up, go to a dinner party and you can talk about it kind of job.
the other onel
You gonna get your own place, grown up?
maybe.

Angela asked me to live with her.

I don't know who that is. /Cope
bow chica bow wow.....
Get out of my head.
probably would make sense.....
dang it, gigs. I like the money...
but, in all honesty, if I were after money...
but what about sleep? do you like sleep?
are you propositioning me?
you're at work
I hate it here. I'll leave. Right now.
.....[sigh]

actually, I wouldn’t. I would be very, very, very tempted, though.

The kids would be alone.

Put the oldest in charge.
he would molest the other five.
Eeep. Don't leave, Bloomie.
alone and with no water
I'm pretty sure he could be arrested for that.
I've read stories, gigs.
might be worth it.
Not for the kiddos.
well, definitely not for them.

I get gigs. They get molested. That’s not a good trade off at all for them.

And…not really for me, either. Lots of guilt.

Maybe gigs can take care of the oldest and you can call it even?
I don't think she'd enjoy that. He has problems with batheing.
She can help with that, I'm sure.
Mine is drug related.

But it’s not helping the back pain.

CHICKIE!!!!!!!!!!

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/fbh/2786573791.html

huh

I like that one. too bad its in san rafael. I’ll see what happens though

right over the bridge.
Bitch, make me some cupcakes!
oooooooh

my mom got me a gift certificate to cupcake decorating classes for xmas!

Oooo. Can I come?
you get to take home a dozen cupcakes at the end of the class!

I’m thinking I’ll sign up for a class a day or two before an AN party, and then just steal the cupcakes from a few other classmates and call it good…

where is it?
on university ave in berkeley

they have lots of classes, but I want to do the cupcake one. or the cookie one. oooooh, choices……

oh, I know that place well

those classes are expensive

that's why I'll do just one class.

the gift certificate is enough for one class.

let me know how good they are

it better be very good for the prices they charge

well, I'll bring the cupcakes to an AN party, so you'll get to try them out yourself
My mom used to make cakes. Wedding cakes, etc.

I did not inherit her talent. I’m too impatient.

san rafael isn't that far away

10 minutes from my place, which we learned is 5 minutes from your place…..

bocachica-wow-wow?
San Rafael is very close.
its more about the gas, $5 toll and traffic

for a part time job. if it pays enough to cover that and then some, yeah

Maybe it will turn out to be more!
hopefully

and quickly haha

$4 with the quikpass thingie
do they still do a fasttrak discount?
yupyup
ooooooh, I did not know that

tells you how often I read my stinkin’ fastrak statement…..

excuses, excuses......

it takes me 35 minutes to get to work, and I pay round trip $4.50 for the bus on top of gas expenses…….and cupcakes would be way cooler…..

anyone Jamba Juice? Gigs?
like, right now?

I’m thinking about bedtime, not juice time…..

but yes, I do enjoy jamba juice

well, that's good, cause I ain't inviting you.
go

here. print.

dammit

my printer don’t work

I'll print an extra one, wrap it around the bottle of tiramisu liqueor
Okay, I think I need to go ice my head one last time, and then call it bedtime

night night everyone!

OH SHIT, CHICKIE.

I just remembered something I wanted to show you. BRB

bow chica bow wow.....
(It's not my boobs)

Chocolate Cheesecake Cake

you are talking to the guy that enjoys food more than sex
And America's Test Kitchen sent out a repeat link to their reviews of dutch ovens.
god I love that show
Photo

and there was this is the recipe

Wilton Small Bake Even Cake Strips

I might need these

My mom used to have TONS of Wilton stuff.

I think I saw those once.

I've never heard of them

I love it

Wilton cake pans are the shit.

She has had hers for over 20 years and they are still amazing.

oh yes

they are really well made for non expensive bakeware

ok, I'm really liking this site
Punchfork or Recipegirl?
recipegirl
Well, we've lost Chickie.... :)
I'm looking at my porn!

…oh recipegirl. you know how I like it….

Bacon- Wrapped Scallops with Spicy-Cilantro Mayonnaise

Make it happen, Chickie.

I don't eat seafood

so I’d have no idea how they would turn out haha

There's this place in Nashville I go to every single time I'm there.

They have quesadillas with this creamy cilantro dip. And THE BEST tortilla soup.

ooooooo

I looooove cilantro

Finding good food and enjoying it with friends....

it’s a fun part of travelling.

I bet

I just travel to AN parties for it hehe

and, here we go

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/amys-cilantro-cream-sauce/

does this sound close?

I don't know about the tomatillo salsa.....
I looooove that

and I make a really good one

There is a place in the town I go to school in...

that has amazing food. My study group tries to get together there, usually on Tuesdays. I don’t usually like tomatillo salsa, but there’s is damn good. Just the right amount of heat. And the HOT salsa is still good, and I don’t like really spicy things. I get something with a “special sauce” on it. I told the girls, if I found out the special sauce was some guy jizzing on my plate before it came out… I’d ask for seconds.

I was

here tonight and found olives stuffed with habaneros…

I don't like either. :(

Unless they were black olives.

nope!

but…they were yummy.

We grow our own peppers, etc for salsa.

One year my dad thought he’d try habaneros instead of the regular kind. The same amount. It was hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

haha

yeah, I tend to make my salsas on the milder side since so many don’t like the heat as much as I do

I like mixing hot salsa with sour cream.

OOOH shit. Homemade sour cream WITH homemade salsa.

On a quesadilla.
huh

never tried making sour cream

Crème fraîche....

It was gooooood.

Here is where I got the recipe

http://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2011/03/homemade-creme-fraiche-nobodys-ever.html

woo!

I still need to do that!

It was so fucking good.

My mom fed it to my uncle, but he’s picky. He would not have ate it if we told him it was homemade. So we put it in a sour cream container and no one knew the difference. But it DOES taste different. Richer.

I used it in homemade stroganoff.
yeah, the big issue is

its really hard to find pasteurized stuff here. everything is ultra

From the comments:
FYI, I made this just the other day using ultra-pasteurized cream (couldn’t find it any other way), and it turned out perfect. After only 12 hours it was already thick. I gave it the full 24 on the counter, and then after another 24 in the fridge, the top was extremely thick, like the consistency of whipped butter. But once I stirred it together, it was heavenly. Creamy, delicious, and all the people at my early Cinco de Mayo shindig last night were impressed that I’d made sour cream. Thanks!
I really need to try that
hello
Sup?
nothing fun. :(
I need to go to bed.

I have my long shift starting again this weekend…. in 3.5 hours.

get to bed, gertie!
I can't. My back hurts too bad.

And the meds are keeping me awake.

stoopid meds. As a doctor, I advise you to stop taking them.
I'm going to need to see your license.
[unzips pants]

I’m here to fix the cable.

Wait a second.

I thought you said you were a doctor. You don’t sound very credible.

here, check my credentials.
making lentils.

had to do something to wake the eff up!

At work?
yup yup!

I cook almost every weekend for myself here.

And that concludes our broadcasting day

goodnight everyone

help. i'm not tired
I can soon sort that out. ;-)
Since no one wants to talk at this un-godly hour....

I’ll go fix the family breakfast, and start the brushing. Its a “no burn day” again, but at least we can get the piles ready.

Packing for a move sucks.
it takes way longer than you think too. sorry, but you're on to bigger and better things
It does.

Mostly packed, just got to decide about the last few items – like my tv and my PS3.

I’m moving again in a month too. It’s a ridiculous situation.

And thanks. I’m not sold on that yet, but we’ll see how Monday goes.

it's good to be skeptical of new things. i think too many people confuse motion with progress. only progress is progress. that being said, you didn't sound too happy before and you're now in the game.
Yeah I'm just nervous I think.

It’s progress ‘cos it’s an actual job, rather than stocking shelves, but it still doesn’t use my degree (although I fear I’ll never use it).

It’s just the distance I’m having to travel – I’ve had a few touching meetings/cards from my friends. Putting what I have here into perspective. Gonna miss it.

just keep an open mind and soon you'll have new memories to commemorate. same thing when i left home to move to new york city. i hated it at first but within two weeks, i was comfy and made the best.

7 years later i hated leaving new york to move back home. such is life man.

In other news, I've found my pre-workout 'music'.

I say ‘music’, it’s several speeches. One by Ed Reed to the Canes class of ‘11 and pretty much anything Al Golden says. I think I’d run through a wall for that dude – and I’m the biggest lone wolf there is when it comes to team sports (well I’m a team player, but I motivate myself).

Has this game been as crappy as the score suggests?
I need Indian food in my body, stat.

I have naan cravings. :(

I need burgers and bacon
Combined, I hope.
that would be the plan
Gordon Biersch BBQ burger = most delicious thing.
i'm seriously considering having a cheeseburger this year.
should have more then one, they are tasty
i know. i miss eating cows sometimes.
YUM!

i made giant strawberry and sausage pancakes which the boys are eating now.

Oooooooooooo.

That sounds DELICIOUS.

i just had some. OMG. it is beyond fabulous, yay!
Let's go get some Indian.
i dislike both of these teams. :( :( :(
James Harrison meet Tim Tebow
FROWNING FACE. :(
1:11
1:13
1:16
16:16
Romans 16:16
Greet one another with a holy kiss.

xoxoxoxo

Wait, I just kissed myself.
i want the holy kis!!!!
Romani ite domum
I believe this translates as "Gypsies eat donuts."
If I were a Falcons fan, I'd be really embarrassed by how they played today.
it was truly awful to watch. :(
I only got to see bits and pieces.

Ozzwife wanted to watch bull riding. Now she’s watching The Bachelor.

PBR is back?
Did it ever leave?
It takes a brake after the championships in Vegas
brake wtf not a car part, break
♥ so glad you saw that yourself.
Still groggy, woke up around 11:30 still getting my bearings
I got up around 130.
I got home around just before 1:30 probably didn't crash until 2:30-3
Oh, I meant 130 in the afternoon.
i'm glad you clarified.
If I got up at 130 am, I woulda been here.
Oh. Not something I get in to, but Ozzwife enjoys it.
pabst blue ribbon?
Professional Bull Riders

I’m more of a PCRA guy but my dad like PBR cause all the Brazilians in it.

ah! this makes more sense.
Plain Clothes Roman Assholes?
Just for the record, I'm the one who started the "Bacon makes everything better" thing.
Genius marketing from the Denver people giving out orange towels

totally makes the Terrible Towels blend in

side note: Denver is 0-4 with Simms and Nance calling the game this year
A better marketing technique would be to start hyping Tebow.

I worry that people don’t know who he is.

So... my aunt is a pt at work

She took a turn for the worse this morning… if there’s a God, he won’t make her suffer any more tonight. Dr. Asshole is her doctor. He teared up this morning talking to my mom about my aunt dying.. And he’s been going out of the way to make me feel better today.

[hugs]
I was the one who had to call my mom and tell her to come in immediately.

That was a rough conversation. I’m used to my mom having to break bad news to me. Does that mean I am now a grown up?

I'd like to think my family is comforted by my being here today.

I can explain things to them in “easy” terms and I don’t BS them. I know the good drugs to ask them to give her. The nurses give her better care.

I had to break it to my mom when my cousin died.

That was terrible.

sorry to hear :c
that fucking sucks. :(
Duck Fenver

I’m pulling for a Steelers win Donkeys loss.

I think most people are.
i wish i didn't hate this game so much. :(
Awww, sorry.

Luckily for me, I don’t have such problems. Maybe if, say, the Cowboys were playing the Lions or Seahawks or Giants.

my boys play the winner of this game next week. i'm already a wreck. (also, hi dr. k. BOOBIES.)
Then I guess you need to cheer for Tebow.

Although I would think you’d want a rematch with the Steelers.

i just want to win. :(
McD vs Tebow would be interesting
I think McD is happier being an OC without Tebow than being an HC with Tebow.
me too!
Even worse

If the Steelers advance, I’ll probably root for them against their opponent next week.

Once a Tebow lead Denver is eliminated I only have Houston left.

Now if Quinn comes in and leads them to a win that changes everything

And he is playing catch on the sidelines
Sports allegiance can be so complicated.
These games today are boring me.

Can I get some scoring please?

Not likely coming from Denver, maybe Pitt
Not with the worst QB in the league starting for the Donkeys
i'd be happy to score with you. ;)
Can I watch?
it will cost you.
It'll be worth it.
oooooo.... :)

me too!

Vidz or it didn't happen
You were supposed to watch NO yesterday.
I did.

I wanted more from DET.

I was glad DET lost.

Fuck them and their coach and their dirty players.

I did and I nearly slit my wrists. Boring as hell.
Couldn't have been as boring as the Giants-Falcons game today.
Gotta go clean the kitchen. See ya later.
Decker got wrecked
is that who is hurt right now? wtf? :(
Harrison hit him low, Denver fans calling it dirty play

but guess what when you outlaw high hits this is a result

i really hate this game. :(
I would expect him not to return
shite
Why does Allen have DJ covering their fastest WR? This seems like a bad plan
Taking lessons from Chuck Bresnahan
That was a hell of a catch by Royal
But not by Wallace, on a much easier play
~
Broncos have 3 WRs left – Royal, Thomas, Willis, and 3 TEs.

Also they dressed no FBs

except for the guy under center
pats fans in my home are cheering for tebow and meaning it. i don't know what to do.
kick them out
but they are my best friends :( :( :(
Friends don't let friends cheer for Tebow
Why isn't this green yet?
Sacrifices have to be made
*gets the fire pit ready*
That is an epic beard on Keisel for the Stillers
IK, R I love it
DT is torching the CBs
Dammit, the Stillers are making Teblow look like a competent NFL QB
This is not good
He's not good!
I know he isn't but Ike Taylor is making him look awesome
If this goes to shit, the Patriots better not fail me.
If it's Denver at New England next week, I'm rooting for a meteor strike
omg. i love you so much right now. ♥
A big FK you to CBS for showing the Immaculate "Reception" just now
Could that have developed slower?
Batch wouldn't be the worst thing for Pitt imo
might as well try it....
This has gone from bad to worse
now i want curry wurst.
Harrison shocking
Imagine how many penalties he'd rack up if he were a Raider
Man the wobble
Tebows wobble but they somehow get caught
....is in Cambridge.
yay?
Well it's not where I'm from....if that helps.
Offsides no INT
Rapelisberger sucks - pull him already
70% or less Big Ben is probably not better then 100% Batch

also why is Allen just blitzing like mad on pass downs

Ahem: LET'S GO TEBOW!
you are not welcome here, sir
hello, yay! ♥
Hey, =)
how goes it?
Ok so far.

Currently under a foreign duvet watching the game on my laptop in an alien house.

You?

is it warm there?

i’m surrounded by my boys who have now devised a pro-tebow song and are singing it loudly.

Nope, it's England.

Hollywood has it right, it’s always cold and overcast.

banned

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I see what you did there.
Now Starks is out, Steelers dropping like flies
That was helmet-to-helmet

Why no PF?

open field, a-okay
Dick LeBeau WTF
Madness! This is madness, I say!
It's awesome.
It's about time for me to take Monty to the dog park

This game (Te)BLOWS

I WANT KEISEL'S BEARD
I'm glad that he's wearing a helmet.
he isn't, not likely to return
The Pitt yellow on the scoreboard make me think there is a flag on every play
I think I scared everyone away.
i doubt you could scare me away but i'm willing to let you try.
Aw that's very sweet. I'll take you up on that challenge when I'm not so exhausted. ;-)

How is your bff from NY? Did you manage to finish that project in time so you’re free to entertain?

i've completed 2 hours of said project. :( are you in your new home?

we are having fun. the boys are pleased to all be making fun of me at once. :(

I'm in the place I'll be staying for the next month - then I have to move again.

Is this a big American thing? I’m thinking chips, dip, beer etc?

well, there's beer. that's all i can legally mention.
Ha, fair enough. Glad you're enjoying yourself. =)

Even if they’re teasing you about Tebowmania. ;-)

now we are arguing about what to get on pizza. but it is all in good fun. :)

i’m sorry you have to move again in a month. :(

I'm sorry that I can't just find a nice Cali girl and marry her.

I’ll live with the house moving – it’s just the way it’s fallen.

So what are you having on the pizza??!

lol. we are still arguing. i think we might end up with two or three?

and are you just marrying for a green card? ;)

Love ppl that can't decide on a pizza.

Let me know what you decide to have.

Erm, judging by my trip to Cali last year I’d be marrying her ‘cos she’s hawt. The Green Card would help too. =P

(wait, who did you meet last year????)

i think the decision is pepperoni and mushroom for one and then PINEAPPLE (yes) with bacon, ham and onion on the other.

Nobody in particular.

There were just lots of hawt Cali girls. I think there’s something in the water.

I would prefer the Pineapple pizza of those two.

♥ that one is my creation.
Of course it is, it has bacon!
Pineapple should not be on pizza, ever
i feel this same way about chicken.
wtf
Roethlisberger has money on Denver.
i feel like we've been watching this game for 10 hours.
I feel like I've been watching this game for 10 minutes.
does anyone know of a discount for warriors tix? i'm thinking of bringing blais to a game this week.
okay, never mind. their schedule does not match mine. :(
Finally
The Rock has come back to [insert name of city here]?
Damn it's midnight. Time for bed. :(
awwwww. :( good night.
And we have a game!
Champ Bailey?

More like Chump for dropping that sure pick (not that I mind).

Finally! A good game!

No matter who wins.

OH FUCK ME
Jesa will approve
ChaddMaia
Fuck me, go Patriots
Yes

I will be pulling for the Pats to win Donkeys to lose next week.

~
TwoStarWade
hahahhaha RT"@Marquis2Smoove: All the broncos fans happy until they said NEW ENGLAND next week hahaha"
I lied.

I wanna poke someone’s eyes out right now.

Unbelievable, Pittsburgh.

Gee, when Tebow throws, he throws deep. So let’s play man coverage and bring our safeties up. Fucking genius.

the real sin is that with the new over time rules, the steelers shoulda been playing a prevent style defense. the field goal means nothing. the big play on the other hand.
whoa, crowded in here.....

let me make a fresh thread…..

Think I want to go break things
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