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1/17/12 Lounge: Do the new guests know about the naked requirement for lounging?

Gather round the fireplace, and pull up your blankies and pull down your pants, because it's lounge time.

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(btw, don't search "naked campfire" in google unless you are ready for the results......)


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It's so cold

can we get summer back?

can we get long time posters back>??
WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT!

[whips hishnik]

Kinky.
it's the lounge

{me next?}

She has 2 hands, why should you have to wait?
OK

Then I’ll take back Gio and Cahill

They're in a better place now.
I AM SO COLD I CANNOT EVEN PLAY SKYRIM.

That is how fucking cold it is.

Bitch, it is 20 degrees here.

Come talk to me when it is REALLY cold.

Humans weren't meant to survive in weather under 65 degrees.

WE WERE MEANT TO CURL UP AND DIE.

I have a quilt and it is my only comfort. :(

Drink.
I'm eating a nice warm grilled cheese, chicken and TURKEY bacon sammich to warm up
You had me until the fakin'.
Oh my god I want grilled cheese.
We had broiled salmon over a caesar salad.
Ew.
Freak. It was dee-lish-us.
I agree with kyli

eww

Yeah, we all know what a freak you are in regards to food.
shut up terrorist
You're next.
I'm SO scared
Whatever. You're undocumented.
I'm not mexican
Are you saying that only Mexicans come to America illegally?

You’re so racist.

bruck you!
Cluck you and the van you crossed the border in.
dude, clearly he meant you are an undocumented CHICKEN
I read between the lines

I knew what he meant

clearly my sarcasm filter is off tonight

(although who knows, perhaps he was accusing you of being an undocumented Stanley…..)

Actually, he's undocumented because

they don’t issue birth certificates for the spawn of Satan.

I have been called worse
But this one was true.
its the hole in the head

it must not have closed all the way yet

Seafood is creepy.
See, this is why we can't be friends.

There is clearly something wrong with you.

You mean that the mercury poisoning hasn't rotted my eardrums like certain people I am replying to in this moment?
If you live in fear of what might be in your food, you'll die of starvation.
I just don't like shit that stares back at me and tastes like a barnacle.
When have you tasted barnacles?
I'm a woman of mystery.
is this a deaf joke?

because i’m slightly amused….

No, it's a 'he can't hear good music' joke.
The joke being on you, of course.
All non-fish seafood is

either a giant bug or a giant slug.

thank you

I keep telling people this and no one listens. Ew

I'm having a green & yellow stir fry tonight

baby corn, peas, noodles, and for all those who picked on me last time for my lack of meat, there is chicken in it tonight.

That sounds really good.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Now THAT is what I want.
I made extras for my lunch tomorrow

you can come over and eat it if you bring me something to take for lunch.

Speaking of drinking....

I have a current obsession with tiny little alcohol glasses. That’s not what they are called, but they used them a lot in old movies.

Do you mean shot glasses?
No, they have stems.

They look like tiny little wine glasses.

That's a liquer or cordial glass.
THANK YOU!

I went walking around some stores in town today, and I had to stop myself from buying a set (or ten).

We have some. Never use 'em.
I wouldn't, either.

Unless I took up drinking bourbon or scotch.

I’ve taken up waching a lot of old movies lately, and now I really want to be back in that time.

No, you'd drink liquers from them.
I almost bought one of those glass things with a cork.
Umm... a bottle of wine?
No, they are in different designs and are crystal-ish.

The top is a bulb with a cork on it. The fancy people in movies pour booze out of them.

A decanter?
Can you tell I am unrefined?
We all gotta start somewhere.

I didn’t know it was called that until I bought one for Ozzwife.

Today I met up with my nursey friends for the first day of skool.

They made me feel really good about myself.

One said, “You are going to have a hard time finding a husband that’s as funny as you.” And “I see you marrying a truck driver… or someone that’s gone and lot and comes back to occasionally. You are your own person who likes to do her own things.”

I want to stop living right now and just sit in my living room watching movies and drinking from cordial glasses. Maybe have some friends over to shoot the shit with.

I'll drop by, as long as I can put water in my cordial glass.
Whatever floats your boat.

I’m not a fan of alcohol. I like fruity things, but that’s it. I tried a shot of cheap tequila when I had a bad cold, and I ended up barfing in the floor before I swallowed the shot.

If you're gonna drink tequila, drink the good stuff.

I don’t care for most types of alcohol. I’ll take water 9 times out of 10.

You should see if Brandon McCarthy has a brother.
I'd break him.
Maybe we ARE related.
Someday I want to be rich enough that my booze goes through like three different habitations before I drink it.

As opposed to beer—>my stomach, as is current.

You can do that now.

Pour the beer into a glass, then a coffee mug, and then a soup bowl.

Hmmmm. This plan may have merit.
You know another reason I love AN?

This is exactly the kind of information I’d expect to find here. If I posted an inquiry like Jennifer, I’d expect to get the answer here. You guys (and Ozzman specifically) rock.

Rocks glasses? Or shot glasses?
It was -5 here yesterday.

I don’t know what that is in your silly measurement of temp.

(-5 x 9/5) + 32 = 23°F

You’re welcome ;-)

fuck Mzulft is long, not challenging at all just long
Fuck

Must be cold

So I had a dream last night.

George Clooney was pulling baby alligators out of a shrub and throwing them at my feet, but the last one he pulled out was really un-ripe banana.

Oh, and I was on a croquet field.

Or court, or pitch, or whatever it’s called.

He is the banana king?

Also, there are two people in Hollywood I want to punch in the face: George Clooney, and Julia Roberts.

Robert Pattinson and those kids from Harry Potter.
Anyone that had anything to do with Twilight.
Robert Pattinson amuses me because he walks around talking trash about Twilight and the fans and Stephanie Meyer still love him.

He is such a troll, it makes me laugh.

The ‘I don’t wash my hair for two weeks because it gives it character’ thing… not so much.

Wht do you have against George Clooney?

If you’re gonna punch someone, punch the Backstreet Boys.

You couldn't even identify them in a lineup.

And I hate him because he can only play one character ‘smug jackass’. And it’s impossible to watch a movie with him and NOT see George Clooney.

And he is fug as hell.

Naw.

His character in Syriana, for example, was nothing like O Brother.

I wanted to punch both in the face. That's the connection.
It sounds to me like you have anger management problems.
You're just realizing this?
Until now, I thought you only reacted that way to me.
Oh honey, you actually thought you were SPECIAL?
I am. My mommy says so.
Now, your mommy... she's special. REAL special.

(in my pants)

Are we gonna start the momma jokes?
YES!
Keep out of it, bitchety bitchy bitch.
Don't make me call yo' momma.

She always answers my calls.

ESPECIALLY late at night.

Yo mama needs a secretary cuz she's too busy to answer calls.

If you know what I mean.

Your mom always answers my calls, too!

(snap!)

Kyli, I lof you

But I couldn’t disagree more. I think Clooney is a fantastic actor, and I don’t see him as smug. He’s one of the few actors in this world that seems to genuinely believe “Hey, I’m basically stealing money here.” I would think that whole smug jackass thing would apply more to a guy like Vince Vaughn, who always seems to play himself in movies. But then again, I like him, too!

Anyway, Clooney being fug? Seriously, come on. I’m a straight man (although it troubles me that twice in this thread I have to point that out), but that Clooney is a handsome devil.

I do not understand why people find him attractive.

There’s just… nothing there I would touch with ten foot pole. Especially since I don’t know where he’s been.

I understand the second part of your statement

Dude’s kind of a whore. But you really don’t think he’s attractive?

I had a dream last night that emperornobody banned me right before the thread went up this morning

and changed my email name so that everytime I emailed Blez, he thought I was Rev and wouldn’t reinstatement.

I did not sleep well last night.

I could see that happening
I would hate to have someone think I was Rev.

But don’t put it past EN.

Being the Rev is probably one of my worst nightmares.

Oh my god, I can’t wait til I learn to punch people through the internet.

Careful

He will Milk Carton box you, real good.

I have an unhealthy gay man-crush on George Clooney

And I’m not gay. But the guy just gets to me. He is so enviable (dates whatever attractive girl younger than him he wants, alternates between money-grab movie roles and movies he really believes in) and seems like a very nice, fun guy. Bastard.

So apparently they're remaking Total Recall.

Did you know that?

what movie are they not remaking?
Gigli.
yet
Anyway, the new Total Recall stars Colin Ferrell, Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsdale...

… Jessica Biel, Ethan Hawke, Bill Nighy, and John Cho.

Why doesn't someone come up with some original material?
There's none left.
I need a place where I can buy a shit ton of movies for cheap.
The bargain bin at Blockbuster.
Too much like work, apparently.
I did, sir.

And you know what? Why the hell not? It’s a good premise, fun movie, let’s have at it.

Damn you Don, making me tear up on the front page.....
Front Page?

AN exists only as the Lounge for me.

I always recommend 67M's stuff....

sniff

I avoided it BECAUSE I thought I'd get all choked up.
It's what I do, gigs. :)
why do you have to be so good at it!!! *sniffle*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Damn.

That guy needs a tan.

Oh, and along with drinking from tiny little glasses,

we will be eating salt and vinegar chips.

I'm old-fashioned.

I like sour cream & onion.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

she has good running form
So I guess we can just post straight-up nudity in the Lounge, now?

Finally!

as long as its not you
Don't look below, then.
anything to wake up the lounge....
Boobies?
always

Not that kind.
go look at ozzwife's!!!

in fact, tell her that some chick on the interwebs sent you to grab her ass

She gets mad when I do that.
fondle her nipples?

come on man, give me something here….

Yeah, that pisses her off too.

If I wanna seduce her, I have to wash dishes.

funny how that works...
Now you know

a woman’s definition of the word “sexy”

Yup...just not meta-nudity
£5 if anyone knows the name of the man in the photo.
you're looking at the man????
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this picture disturbs me for so many reasons....
I agree

And yet, I cannot help but Rec it

I never thought I'd write this

but tonight, I’m actually glad to see Turtle Man.

oh

and thank you for that book. I looooooooooooove it

REC'D!
damn near....

oh wait….not so funny when he looks so familiar….

WHY ARE HIS EYES RED?
And what about the other version?
nooooooooooooooooo

I have now realized that my anti-turtle man Adblock filters were on my OTHER computer.

Shoes!!!! How the heck are you?
Hi Jo! Doing well. How about you?
just gearing up for the roller coaster that is second semester
Oh dear god

Can’t posting a TM picture be grounds for at least a strike or two??? Haha.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the lounge is not yet dead

I am happy

ok, I need my blankets and dvr

nite all

night chickie

thanks for helping to try to liven this place up. We’ll see who will streak next….

Well, since fatties don't streak, it won't be me.
I cannot un-see my very large friend streaking through his neighborhood many years ago
I think I'm heading out too.

Take care, everyone!

good night ozzy!
I thought the naked rule only applies

when it’s warmer outside than inside.

no, no.

it’s the lounge. everyone goes naked in the lounge.

I was always told no pants, which does not imply nakedness
okay, fine, no pants
jorts are cool right?
sure....in the '80s....
gives me a reason to pull out the hypercolor, though that may be early 90s
Oh, good!

I’m glad it’s not just me!…… Oh, what?…..It is just me?…… Sheeeeeeeeeeeit (Clarence Royce voice)

Here's some irony for you

My first comment on the Lounge— indeed, my first time even knowing where the Lounge is— is also very probably my last comment on AN; certainly it’s my last until and unless site management changes radically. 25568 comments and it comes to this.

I suppose we all have to do what we have to do. For anyone who cares, bye. You’ve got about five minutes to read the longer version of this, I figure.

See you, man.

Thanks for all the work you put into your Diaries.

we are always welcoming in the lounge. You can come visit ANY time. We don't talk baseball much tho - a little irony for you
Speaking of actual baseball news, though

Did you hear wethe Astros signed Jack Cust?

I'm so happy for him.
woo hoo! He's back in the AL West!
I'm disappointed about it.

I thought the A’s would sign him to make the brain explosion complete.

Happy trails, PT.

Feel free to stop into the lounge and say hi sometime.

I want you to know, I really appreciate the comments you’ve made during the course of the current… situation.

Dammit.

It’s been fun, Paul. All the best.

Understandable.

A (hopefully temporary) goodbye to you, PT. I do hope to see you around other places, at least.

Darn, I missed it.
I sent you an email with it.
We'll miss you

Guessing you’ll be on the other side too?

Seriously, I loved the work you put into your stuff.

Can't tell you how much I'll miss your contributions PT

Having lurked and read your comments for years: you have really educated me with your insights and comments. You are a huge loss to AN.

:-(

Hopefully you find another place for your valuable A’s analysis and hopefully we still all get a chance to read it.

When I see "skyrim"

I think of Russian opera. As in skyrim-akovkors.

Like so many things, this proves that I am a dork.

And we love you for it!
Jennifer thinks alien sex act
Too much naked in here
I just wanted to say "Hi" to everyone, and thank all of you for your prayers and wishes. They mean a lot tu me. I luv all of you.♥

I just got home from the Dr’s. Two polyps, so now it’s wait for the biopsy.

Still sleepy, so “Goodnight”.

sleep well, tu2
Goodmorning, BJ.♥

I slept like a baby.

Tutu!

Sleep well. Hope everything checks out just fine.

Thanks, dan

I hope everyone here got a well deserved sleep also. The last month has been hell.

good luck, and sleepy well!
Thanks for checking in -- sleep well!

And have some real food in the morning…

Thanks for the wishes, EM.

They said I could eat anything I wanted immediately after the procedure.

I WENT FOR THE DOUBLE-BACON-CHESEBURGER!!!

night, did you make suggestive comments?
Nah, the nurse was pregnant.

She’s probably heard them all. No fun if they aren’t surprised, plus, coming from a 52 y.o. makes me sound like Aqualung… Oh….wait a minute….:)

Sorry, I didn't know. Get well!
No prob, WC. Nothing major.

As I said earlier, I just wanted to have the surgery in honor of our new ace, Bartolo. :) I’m fine this morning, and soooo happy to see everyone here.

I'm off to bed....good night, all
NIght. EM....sleep well
I gotta go to the gym for a while

too much stress today.

good night!

You go to the gym when Judge Judy isn't on?

Weirdo.

So.... How's that working out for you?
I fucking hate this.

There, I said it. I feel like I’m back in junior high school, parents getting divorced, two different houses, and I’m stuck in the middle feeling like I don’t belong in either one and being left all alone. I’m not a FKer, most the lounge has left AN, and if no one has noticed, I’ve hardly been in a baseball-related thread since April, so what the fucking fuck. I only came to AN for the people, but I don’t want to go to the other site which is only bashing the ones remaining here, so what the fuck am I going to do now. The fucking sucks.

At least I don’t have to go hide in the corner, since no one is here to see me cry anyways.

Yep it sucks

but how was the gym?

not useful at all.

I couldn’t concentrate on the eliptical, so I killed myself on the weights for a while, which I think I may regret tomorrow, but I just needed to do something.

How about baking or cooking something, that tends to perk me up if I'm downish
You mean listening to depressing songs on iTunes isn't the way to go?

damn, I’ve been doing it wrong all these years…..

I never got into that whole listen to music to match my mood

I just hit random and go for the most part unless listening to new stuff

I did hit random.

“Am I not pretty enough” came on to play first. Great, that will lighten my mood immeasurably. “Friends in Low Places” came on next, which made me smile….

heh
Okay Cope, I think you're the only one here, so good night.

I need some sleep.

Whenever I'm down, I crank up the Scorpions

“There’s No One Like You” always picks me up! (Plus, I keep remembering the video for it, where the inmate has the bent forks stuck in his eyes.☺)

I have yet to find a time to crank up the Scorpions.

But it’s still early.

THAT'S the problem!!!
It sucks.

Haters gonna hate.

{hugs} ♥

I know just how you feel, giggs. I really do like all the people on AN. Even the ones who hammer me. I never minded the arguing. I don’t mind feeling like a little kid, due to my lack of knowledge. Just the disrespect.

love you gigs

You’re one of my favorite people I’ve met through this site, but yeah… this whole situation is just… ugh.

thanks yon

you are one of the ones I KNOW I’ll see outside of the internet. :)

sorry you're in pain.

I can all but guarantee you that no one on the other side is real happy, either.

Point of contention. The other site is not only bashing the ones remaining here. The other site has been around for about three years now. While there is a lot of complaining about AN going on there now, that is to be expected. People are very upset and cannot express themselves here at all. Eventually, that will die down.

I have, for example, done about three years worth of Breaking Bad analysis there. They discuss politics, both local and national (I don’t really participate, but hey). There’s always a lot of in-depth A’s discussion. The core group of people over there are incredibly bright.

It’s the only place for dissension right now. But that goes away. And no one is saying anyone has to choose. You can do both. I’m a founding member of that website.

thanks bloomie

the bashing I referred to isn’t new though, it’s been going on since day one, and that’s why I personally feel like I wouldn’t be comfortable over there. that’s definitely a personal opinion though, and I love and respect so many of the people who have gone there, it’s just not for me.

+1,000

Once again, gigs, I find myself entirely agreeing with you.

I feel you, Gigs

But I have to point out, you’re on the front lines of this battle. If you wanted to try to make things better, you’re closer than most of us to the principal characters in this matter. But I still see your name on the list of mods while I no longer see people like DanBot on that list.

If you don’t want to rock the boat, that’s fine, I understand. I won’t fault you for staying out of a fracas that has already resulted in so much destruction on AN. But if you’re going to come into the lounge and lament AN’s demise, it makes me ask, what are you doing behind closed doors to try and stop it?

thanks darooster

it was meant more as lamenting the loss of my friends. I fully understand that I chose the predicament that I am in right now, but I felt strongly that the lounge community could survive.

I think it can - we just have to gather and hope that some people will eventually come back to lounge - at least.
I'd like to apologize to iglew.

You’re a man of conviction and after thinking about it I was wrong to use the current situation to bring up past slights that really weren’t slights. I’m very sorry.

You are a good man, Bed..

( this is where it was supposed to go):)

Thanks, Bed.

That means a lot to me.

Of all the crap that I took in that thread, from both sides, yours was the only one that hurt. I’m glad to know I haven’t lost you.

P.S. I recently read that enormous 1,000-page bio of your hero Harry Truman. Great stuff, I learned a lot.

I must not have given you any crap.
In the first act of this drama,

I was worried about both you and elcroata. But then we talked enough that I knew we’d be cool no matter what we agreed or disagreed on.

you're just lucky I like you.
I seem to be popular

with fat, crazy, literary academics.

SKINNY!
And still dead sexy.

Sorry Bed. Or whoever you are!

Wait, what?

Is LB skinny now?

Yup

He’s lost a bunch of weight. Really inspiring.

how are you doing on that front? staying with it?
I'm losing fat and getting skinnier

But that number doesn’t want to come down. Building muscle, I guess?

The weight number doesn't matter.

What matters is eating healthy and getting good exercise. If it makes you smaller, great. If it doesn’t, still great. It’s about becoming a better you, not a smaller you.

Thanks for accepting my apology, iglew.
Also....

I would like to say goodbye to all of those who have left AN. I can only say that I will miss what you brought to this site and I wish you all the best.

Your a good man, Bed..
It works here too
You're both too kind.
To the new managers and editors

Many of you are people I like so I wish you all luck.

And with that....

I’m not quitting AN but I’ve lost a lot of my affection for this place. I know I’ll be here less and I’ll now be much more guarded in what I say.

I drove in to work this morning thinking how much more productive I'll be since I won't be on AN all day.....

I don’t know that this is a good thing or not….

I'm just glad I don't have access to the lounge when I'm trying to teach my class.
oh wha the heck - live dangerously!

[says the person who never logs on during the day!!!]

But seriously, folks....

Since AN is changing I’ll be changing with it. All the old jokes are now retired, I’ll no longer use foul language or any of my more crude attempts at humor.

I’ll also no longer be talking about my personal life but I would like to say thanks again for all the nice words many of you have said to me these last few weeks.

I’m going to treat AN as a baseball blog from here on out rather than a place for me to blow of steam and be goofy.

There will also be one last name change as using Bed no longer feels right as those days are over now on AN.

Thanks for putting up with me, you’re a very special group of folks….Brian

Another name change?
*snicker*

I had the same thought. :)

Yeah, but only one more.

It just feels like the right thing to do.

and if you don't post about your personal life anymore

let me just say I do truly wish you the best with your little one. at the end of the day, your family should be more important than any baseball team, so I half expected you to disappear when she arrived, but it’s been great fun watching your sleepless nights unfold on AN.

I'm sitting here sick as a dog but I just wanted to say you made my day with this post, gigs.

get well soon! and don’t get the little one sick!!!!!

Too late....we're all sick

but we’ll be fine soon enough.

So...

who is left?

I'm sure the place will be repopulated soon enough
more product.
Ouch

It hurts because it’s true

Should've worn a condom when commenting, I guess
I'm not going anywhere.

Or at least I’m not going anywhere else.

But I’m hardly a regular, so I can’t imagine anyone gives s**t.

Or To Put This Another (Less Happy) Way: I'm Feeling Completely Homeless

AN was very, very important to me as an NRAF. Now it’s falling apart and everyone left is walking on eggshells.

The alternative is, at least for me, no alternative: FK is—and has long been—obsessed with dressing down “the OC” (NOBODY CALLS IT THAT ;-) ) . . . indeed its obsessions helped lead us to this present mess. I want a place to hang out with other smart, funny folks who care too much about the Oakland A’s. I don’t particularly want to obsess about AN…particularly away from AN.

I just wish that a lot of people that I truly care about on both sides of this nonsense had gotten over themselves and learned to live with each other and treat each other with a little more respect and tolerance. But that seems to be the one thing that didn’t happen.

And now we’re here.

Perhaps we need a third alternative away from both sides of this not-so Cold War?

Unfortunately, I’m a lurker and hanger-on, not an institution builder. Even if I built it, nobody would come.

see above.
I have read it, Bloomie

And I appreciate your pov of this…and other things. You’re among my favorite ANers. I’ll miss you around here if you go (and if I stay), and I’m very tempted by the promise of what you have to say about Breaking Bad (one of my favorite shows).

But I need to go on my experience of FK, which is as I said.

In the interest of full disclosure, I’m an old friend of Nico’s (or, to be even more full in my disclosure, my younger brother is an old friend of Nico’s). Back in the ‘80s we went to countless A’s games together.

Those prone to read these previous two sentences as “I’m ‘in the tank’ for Nico” of course cannot be prevented from doing so. All I can say is that’s not what I wrote or what I mean.

What I do mean is that personal attacks and conspiracy theories regarding people I know and care about are hard for me to swallow. Even when they come from people who who I otherwise respect and whose (online) opinions I otherwise value.

Part of what has happened over the last few weeks involved concrete issues. Those issues have been resolved. My opinions about how they have been resolved have been stated elsewhere. My understanding is that I should not repeat those opinions here and now.

But part of what happened — on both sides IMO — is that people became far, far too invested in personal tiffs, which in turn became vendettas, which then became matters of high principle (as we homo sapiens tend to make such things).

And unlike the concrete issues, these things, pretty tragically, haven’t been resolved. And, especially given the way the concrete issues were resolved, I suspect they never will.

I feel kinda the way I did when Charlie Finley broke up the first team I ever loved. What I want simply doesn’t exist any more. And I’m not going to start rooting for the Yanks just ’cause Catfish pitches for them.

yeah, I can relate.

I felt the same way in 2008/9 when FK first started. There was no reconciliation between (or among) the broken pieces. That’s what it felt like last time, like Gigs’s divorce above. I learned to live a fractured life, but AN was never what it was after they shoved that batch out.

Now they shove this batch out, and they will most likely get a new batch in. So you will still have something that resembles AN. No worries.

among other things, I want the drama to end

And yet the situation makes it nearly impossible not to contribute to it (other than just quietly slipping away).

Even my saying “I don’t want to go to FK” kinda adds to the drama quotient.

When do pitchers and catchers report again?

For me the question is will I know any of the names of those pitchers and catchers?
Will the players know the names of those pitchers and catchers?
It could be a name tag situation.
Authentic A's uniforms should just come with velcro from now on

Saves time, instead of sewing new nameplates.

Not a bad idea.

Following the A’s is kind of like following a college team now. The names change every year.

College teams don't need the Conference's permission...

…to build a new stadium across campus.

I just picture the A's

moving from the AL to the NL to Nippon Professional Baseball League to the Honkbal Hoofdklasse.

Much like Jake Taylor they couldn't cut it in the Mexican League.
nope - but we will have fun getting to know and then forget them
Wait, Gigs is divorced?

That sounds like an opportunity….

I had referred to my parent's divorce
Ah ok.
(see how I didn't answer your question?) ;)

btw, I booked my ticket, so for at least a few days in late July, there will be a second A’s fan in England. WOO HOO!

You're coming to Cambridge, right?
I'll be in London for sure

but I can easily do a daytrip to Cambridge if you give me a tour ‘round town….I can even bring you A’s swag….

I probably still won't know Cambridge that well, but it'd nice to meet you if you can spare the time.

No need to bribe me with A’s swag though. I’m a cheap date.

how far is the train ride from london?

I’m totally game for going up there — many of my students study in cambridge, so I wanted to get up there anyways. send me an email — gigglingone @ gmail — and I can fill you in on my plans.

I've been here a week! I don't even know how far away London is!
lol

I just looked it up — I think it’s an hour train ride from Kings Cross, which is definitely doable for me while I’m in the area.

how long are we gonna have to be without you gigs?
A MONTH!!!!

Well, I’ll be gone for a month. I imagine I’ll be online off and one from time to time while I’m away. They do have internet in Europe afterall…..

But the first two weeks I’m gone are for school, so I have to take that seriously. (Oh wait, how often am I online here while in school? nm)

You can say hi to me while I'm hiding in the bushes!
want me to bring anything for you from home?
and for the record, when I first showed up on AN, I LOVED Nico.

He was very kind to me. But he was not yet Blogfather.

Thanks again, LB

Though let me stress: this is really not about who likes whom….though I do think it’s ultimately about how we treat people we don’t like. ‘Cause in AN, like in life, we won’t like everyone.

I don't even like myself half the time.
The other half I'm just unsure.
Ah, from Berkeley, eh?

That’s why we get along. :)

but we'd like to say you're a regular...so you can just become more - er - regular

wait….not sure that’s what I meant.

I'll be in the lounge.

Assuming that I don’t manage to get myself booted, I’ll be here.

I sure hope no one else gets booted.
I'm not optimistic.
Damn.

Just….. damn.

Not going anywhere
Much like Ryan Reynold's movie career.
Long as he keep getting roles and they do Deadpool right Ill be okay with it
It's going somewhere...

to the bank.

I was reading something that his films lost so much money last year they want to move to San Jose.
what is the alt location of paul thomas's farewell address?
There is a place that has it

But I will not provide a link. It has already been mentioned that many know where this place is and providing a link to things on the internet is a petty thing to do.

Hopefully from the past weeks of discussions this makes it clear enough…

fair enuff. i'll find it. thanks.
Email me if you can't find it

I’m in both places for now, and am happy to serve as a conduit.

i may ask for help but i'll do a more thorough search. thanks.
I'd now like to post everything I know about Seth Smith.

He’s named Seth Smith.

He was Eli Manning's backup at Ole Miss

Between him and Gabe Gross… is backing up star NFL quarterbacks in college the new market inefficiency?

Now I know two things about Seth Smith.
He is meh.

Seth meh Smith. Smehth.

Is this in an effort for us to know about our players before the season starts....is this wise?
Saw 3 DVD's yesterday

Margin Call…..solid look at Wall Street mess – 2 1/2 stars

Colombiana…..not much too it – 2 stars

Ides of March…..a lot of great actors but the story was predictable – 2 1/2 stars

You think Ides of March was predictable?

I thought it was creative. A little bit too understated for my tastes, but that’s Clooney’s style. He’d rather be subtle than obvious. But overall, I liked the movie.

I thought where the plot went was very obvious.
So they're re-releasing the Star Wars movies in 3-D?

Will Han Solo go back to shooting first in this version?

I'm pretty sure Jar Jar Binks in 3D is one of the first signs of the apocalypse.
I'm pretty sure this is true.

I have no plans to see the prequels in 3-D but when the original movies come out I’ll be there.

luckily I refuse to watch movies in 3-D
It's not my favorite format

but I’m curious to see what Lucas has done with it.

They are not my favorite, either....rarely go JUST because it is 3D
ugh, I was hoping they would erase him when they do the 3D imagery
I saw a preview for it when I went to see Hugo

The audience booed the Binks. It looks really bad. And then right after they showed the Titanic 3-D movie and everyone sniggered at that, too.

Still waiting for Kazaam in 3D.
That could be a long wait.
So do you think the Rangers will sign both Fielder and Darvish?

The A.L. West is having quite the arms race at the moment.

Well....here we go.
what?
that's what I'm wondering too.....

{checks Arkansas storm radar…..}

My boss is out tomorrow. Hurrah!
Reading Jonah Keri's latest story

about the Royals makes me feel really spoiled as an A’s fan.

Well, this sentence did:

The Kansas City Royals just passed the Brewers’ futility streak, now riding a 27-year absence from the playoffs.

Jonah Keri likes kicking 'em when they're down, doesn't he?

I thought Jazayerli wrote for Grantland, odd they wouldn’t have him do it.

*snerk*

on other SBNation sites today, ATQ has declared it I Hate Washington Day at the Dawg Pound by going and “liking” all their posts so that the thread turns green. It’s kinda pretty.

(I believe it’s in recognition of it being exactly 3000 days since Washington has won a game in the state of Oregon)

ah, so if we did that to Halos Heaven

Would we get banned from there and the site wouldn’t show up on our lists anymore (I know I’m not the only person who hates that)? Opening Day or our first game against them?

omg, that sounds awesome

we should totally do that!!!!!

that would require joining HH
a bunch of us joined when Adenheart was killed so we could express our condolences

and we have all regretted it.

What’s funny is how upset they are, it’s a harmless prank. It’s not like someone painted your house green.

Our first game against the Angels is Monday, April 16. Just sayin’.

ugh, I could at least spell the poor guy's name correctly

Adenhart.

Some guy who used to post here

frequently recommended that there ought to be an option for unsubscribing to an SBN blog. It’s stupid that once you sign up you’re signed up for life.

but now I see a silver lining
I still don't get why things turn green on every site.

When I first saw it here, I assumed it was just because green is one of our colors. I figured recommended posts would turn red or blue or whatever on other sites. If that were the case, then they should turn purple on the Husky site so the Duck people couldn’t turn their site green.

Picking the color for recommended posts (and unread, flagged, hidden) should be a control panel choice for each blog.

I suspect as a result of this prank, the Dawg Pound will be asking SBN to change the color scheme

It can’t be that difficult, right?

I'm sure it's not easy.

I would guess it to be a moderate-difficulty software update. Not something simple that’s just changing a few lines, but not something hard that would require major restructuring of the data either.

It’s the sort of thing that could be included in the next major upgrade, I think. If people care about it, they need to be requesting it to the tech guys sooner rather than later, or it won’t make it this round.

We at AN don’t care so much, since the default colors suit us. (In fact, they were probably designed specifically for us, and then everyone else got stuck with them.)

this is why I'm a Ducks fan too.

didn’t have to change any color schemes.

I subscribe to that myself. A's, Ducks, Pack
I fixed it for you
A’s, Ducks, Pack 49ers
In truf, if they had played each other, I'd have gone 9ers.

But I like the whole deal with the Packers being city-owned and all that…

Let's try this again
A’s, Golden Bears, Raiders
As a Cal grad, I do like the Bears, but ...

I stood in the pouring rain for three hours to cheer the Raiders after SuperBowl I fergit which one, it was 30 or 31 years ago, and then they split Oakland so suddenly for no good reason, even though they had all those loyal fans, and I’ve never really forgiven them, so, no… That’s how I slid over to the wrong side of the Bay, football-wise.

And, yeah, I know Al is dead, but his memory in the form of Mt. Davis lingers on, so …no.

And sure, I love the Bears, I really do, but they are kind of Lucy with the football for me...
Clearly, you all need my help.
A’s, Sharks, 49ers

You’re welcome.

You're switching up sports on us

I have nothing against the Sharks, though, I’m a semi-fan.


A’s, Sharks, Golden Bears, Raiders

Oops. Haha. I saw Ducks and thought of hockey.
A’s, Golden Bears, 49ers
Eh, close enough, I guess.
It's funny how all of a sudden this year, I discovered that I no longer hate the Raiders.

That’s not to say that I like them, I just don’t hate them. I’m really starting to hate the Giants and Lions, though.

When did gray, chrome and highlighter yellow become A's colors?
alt jerseys!
good point

the Ducks wore the first GOLD ALTS! (and GRAY ALTS and BLACK ALTS and GREEN ALTS and….)

I think every uniform they have is an alt
Do they even have an "official" uniform at this point?

Because I don’t think I’ve ever seen them wear the same uniform twice. Their official jersey should just be white with a big question mark on it.

Oh, and a Nike swoosh

Can’t forget the benefactor

Good news: my car is ready to be picked up

Bad news: for $1,025. I only owe $800 more on this fucker. Fuck.

That really sucks. Sorry.
I hate getting my car fixed...it's ALWAYS too freakin' expensive!
have I been banned yet?!

…damn

Banned, rested, and ready?
yes I am!

and packed!

the amazing part isn't that you haven't been banned. The amazing part is that I haven't been banned.
I haven't tried yet
well, I haven't really, either, I guess,
Other people were banned

without actually trying

But when given an option to get themselves unbanned, they decline.

(At what point do we cross the “inflammatory” line? Rooster’s comment, my comment, or the next one after mine?)

Flagged for pondering.
that's been my Q - who decides?

OH Shit.....we're in trubble
Sometimes

I almost miss him

Ack! Subject line, please!
or he WILL BA....oh. Never mind.
My bAN wANd got expelliarmussed.
at least you willingly gave yours up.
Now you're just being a drama queen about it.
Please don't try, guys.

I likes all of you. ♥

It would be so unkind of any of you to ban me, considering I never officially quit being a mod...
Regardless of that. I like the family here.

You all have been good to me.

then there's the fact that I've got more fucking comments than anyone on here by a good 30k...
I quit for a few years,

or I’d have your ass beat.

hmmm. But I quit for a couple years, too...so, probably not.
You quit for a few years? When?
2006 and 2007...?
Ah. I don't remember you.
from before?
No, now.
oh. I'm Bloom.
I don't really like you already.
oh. okay. you could ask one of the thirty mods to ban me.
I heard you were a mod but they kicked your ass to the curb!
I'll flag every one of your comments till you're gone.
yay!
This is the new face of terrorism in 2012.

Forget killing people, we’ll just get you booted from your favorite websites.

the real way to shut down the net
SOPA is our doing too.
I want to start a rap beef

Because this Drake-Common one is just silly. They don’t even say clever things.

I’m calling out Leopold Bloom! You whack, sucka!

step off, fool!
Bloomie, you betta bust a cap in his ass, yo!
Or is it "pop" a cap?
It's "pop a top"

BEER!!!!!

Oh now you done done it, son

Now you done done it. It’s on!

don't start nuttin, there won't be nuttin.
I don't have space for an A's rug, nor do I need an A's rug, but dammit, the fact that I can get it half-off on groupon makes me crave one.

DAMN YOU GROUPON.

My bday is in less than 3 months, if that helps.
I got you Justin Timberlake for your birthday.

I hope you like it.

If I have to listen to pop, that's about the least bad.

I’ll still eventually kill myself, though.

I think he might be pretty fun to hang out with
Yeah, he's pretty funny.

And a decent actor to boot.

and you can get all the leftover women he passes over
Not a fan of sloppy 2nds.
Oh wait, you mean his rejects.

Ok!

exactly!

and they will be properly liquored up already, so low cost too!

He can buy the alcohol and I'll do the rest!
Don't make me flag you.
for telling the truth?
For creepiness.
You're gonna be flagging a lot of people, then.
I have a lot of free time.
channel that time in killing dragons
Srsly

You’re gonna get carpal tunnel from clicking the flag button so many times

I hope she likes having AN all to herself.
Pretty sure I'm safe

I hate Gold Alts, don’t mind if Conor returns and well SKYRIM

Cope is a protected species when I go on a flagging spree

because SKYRIM

I like the leg room.
his sloppy seconds might be worthy.
Maybe I can get one preggers and then she can sue him for paternity.

This is the 1950’s and there are no DNA tests, right?

Yes

Now let me drink this scotch while I sexually harass the secretary and no one says a damn thing!

ah, good times
Ah, the 1950's.

When men were men and women were property.

Mad Men!
If you'll forgive my pedantry,

Mad Men’s portrayal of the 1950s tells us more about our decade than it tells us about the 1950s. The real 1950s weren’t very much like that, but it’s interesting that that’s what we choose to project on them. (It’s also interesting what demographic Mad Men most appeals to.)

It’s exactly like Orientalism.

I'm actually an assassin and there's a contract out on you.

This is my preferred method of business.

I can't believe anyone would pay money to kill me.

Just buy me a few pounds of bacon and let nature take it’s course.

dammit!

you discovered my plan!

I don't think you could bring yourself to buy real bacon.
I do buy bacon

I just don’t eat much of it when I make some. I stop at 2 pieces. Turkey bacon I can eat lots of!

I used to know a guy who ate a pound of bacon every morning.

And no, he’s not dead. He is a douche, though.

aroo?
this
tease,
kyli, what the heck you talking about? what A's rug?!!

This is the groupon.

Their site has these. Alas, a little too gold-jerseyish for my taste. And my panda rug would get jealous.

Damn it, why didn't that open in another window???
always right click links

just in case

Because the baseball gods hate you.
LumberJackson is no god.
He is the All-Father.
There's just no response to this.

Sometimes, you have to just concede defeat when talking to a crazy person.

I dream someday of having a little house with a basement that I can make into a womancave with a bar and a pinball machine and a giant tv and all my baseball stuff. :(

I HAVE DREAMS. And a sports rug could be in them. If it was less ugly.

I dream of a man cave with beautiful gold rugs and alts and GOOD music.
I dream of my little house having a doorbell that plays 'Everybody (Backstreet's Back)'.

TAKE THAT JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES.

Also a good way to keep me away.

I have a better way to keep the JW’s out. I’ll answer the door in nothing but a black robe, pentagram tattoo on my chest exposed. Then I’ll tell them that after sacrificing a goat, I have to go with my girlfriend to get an abortion, then donate blood. So I really don’t have time to talk.

Can we live together?

I want a real-life lounge. Old movie style. With cordial glasses and decanters and funky chairs. A record player. A projection screen. Walls and walls of movies. A popcorn popper and a fountain soda machine.

Yes. Yes we can.

I’ve already got the record player.

We have to dance like this:

http://youtu.be/xbK0C9AYMd8

Yay!

Chubby Checker > Beyonce.

I'll bring the cordial glasses

I think my mom has a ton of them in her house that she rarely uses….

I'll bring beer and dessert to your basement womancave.
We need servants.
that rug is seriously ugly.
There's a rug store on Van Ness that has these

Also Raiders and 49ers rugs marked up like a football field. It’s in the same block as Tap! Tap Plastics! the fantastic plastic place!. I always glance at them when I’m stopped in traffic.

The site has the football ones too!

Oh snap, I didn’t know there was rug store over there.

seems expensive.
Rugs are expensive.
For reals

I don’t want to be a real grown up with a house someday, cuz shit is expensive. $100 for a damn rug? Crikey.

$100? A good toupee will set you back $300 or more.
Seriously, grown-up things are expensive. D:
there's an A's rug on groupon?!?!!?!?

omg

There's also an adorable outdoor kitty that lives next to my current gig.

It’s very hard to explain that I was TECHNICALLY on time to the site for the meeting, I just had to play with the kitty for ten minutes because KITTY. :( Why isn’t kitty as legit an excuse as traffic?

Every time I tell my boss I was late because I was loving on some pussy, he just laughs and refuses to believe me.
That's because he's seen your face.
His WIFE doesn't laugh!

Actually, ugh. But whatever.

Let's recap

In this thread you’ve talked about pussy, bananas, fish and rugs. Are there any euphemisms for genitalia you won’t be covering today?

Wait for Oldham to get here

and ask him if he ate any crumpets today.

I don't know about euphemisms, but

she did say something about half getting off with a group on a rug.

todays lesson

Heh

I am fascinated by the recent fascination with zombies. I’m a zombie fan myself, but seriously, zombies have become extremely popular in the last few years.

Soon they will sparkle and will suck like what happened to vampires
Fucking Twilight.
then I will just rewatch Fido and Shaun of the Dead again and again
Shaun of the Dead is a great movie

I like most everything Simon Pegg does, but that might be his best work. Great blend of serious zombie movie and comedy.

God I hope not

Twilight is trying its damnedest to ruin vampires

Says you.

Zombies are a very reasonable group, as a general rule.

shit

I knew I forgot to cut off your head

I know this isn't a DLD, but...

Have you heard that Mark Wahlberg would’ve single-handedly prevented 9/11? And speaking of hands, he doesn’t jerk off.

Mark Wahlberg is such an asshole. Always has been, always will be.

Donnie = the superior Wahlberg.

I never really knew anything about him before.

Except that I liked a few of his movies. But it sounds like he’s a tool.

When he was a teenager, he beat up two Vietnamese men while yelling ethnic slurs, and permanently blinded one of them in one eye.

So yeah, he’s a tool.

Jeez, I didn't know about that.

What an asshole.

I'm always kind of horrified at how many celebrities have incredibly disturbing, violent histories.

I go to a LOT of movies, so it makes me careful where I spend my movie cash.

I know very little about most celebs. It's hard enough to keep up with my own life.
Seriously?

That really happened? Holy smokes, what a dick

Marky Mark

comes off as kind of an idiot. And I will never be able to stop referring to him as Marky Mark.

{{peeks in to snuggle all of you regardless of gender}}

{{snuggly times}}

Dead Lounge is dead.

Maybe we need a little meta to liven things up.

Email me.
Meet me in person.
Stalk me.
Whip me, spank me...

Call me Judy

So, presenting the latest in Yon's questionable life choices...

… I’m considering asking out a coworker. Good for ball, bad for ball?

You're young, and the economy is showing signs of recovering.

I say go for it.

She's part-time, if that matters
Not really.

Honestly, I’m kind of split on the issue.

Me too

I don’t know how to go about this.

Easy. Fire her.
I don't have that kind of authority
Frame her for something to get her fired.

Then be there to console her.

Do you really think the economy is showing signs of recovery?

Seems like it’s rather stagnate to me

I believe everything I hear on the news.
Which ball? Left or right?
Oh, I should've said good for balls/bad for balls, I guess, haha
Speaking of balls....

Today I started my OB rotation. I learned I can count the number of wrinkles on a baby’s scrotum to see how many weeks along the baby is gestationally. It was weird.

No kidding

That is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard.

I’m definitely telling someone else that fact this week.

There is also some touching involved, but yeah.

The smoother the baby’s scrotum, the younger they are. On baby girls it’s the appearance of the labia. On either gender, the flexibility of their ears is also used.

I'm gonna use the "smoothness of the scrotum" line on a girl

“Wanna know how old I am? Feel how smooth my scrotum is and try to guess.”

I hope you like getting slapped.
as long as it's not on the scrotum
No, that they'll kick.
It just might work.
On you?
Not now

We told her about it, damnit

But she may want to guess your age.
Try it at your next party.

“Step right up and let me guess your age! I’ll just need everyone to remove their pants and underwear.”

I don't need to ask, just pass around the Firefly.
You never know.

Try it and see.

I'll pass.

Ozzwife wouldn’t approve. But darooster (Chikie 2?) might want to give it a shot.

Way ahead of you!

(unzips pants)

Best of luck.
I forgot to mention I have a hook for a hand.
Hawt.
FWFDGSDWE
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
That was my claw typing.
A claw and a hook?

You get hawter by the minute.

[polishes claw]
Where does one purchase claw polish?
In the aisle with the silver polish.
I thought you're supposed to cut them in half and count the rings.
A friend of mine likes to say

Don’t dip your pen in the company ink. I would say it’s all about how you handle breakups. If you handle them well, then I say go for it. If not, then refrain, because nothing is worse than splitting with somebody and having to see them all the damn time.

And if you tell one person at work, everybody will know.

So just wait until one of us gets another job?
Does that seem imminent?
I'm trying...
Well, if you think you might be working elsewhere relatively soon

I say take a chance

Or start investing heaily in lotto tickets.
Sound investment strategy

Or just save up a bunch of money, go to a casino, and bet it all on black on the roulette wheel

What could go wrong with such a foolproof plan?

Bet on a number, bigger payoff.
Eh, I have no idea when "relatively soon" is

But… I’m working on it.

Punching your boss in the back of the head tends to accelerate the process.
I really like my boss, actually

And I’d prefer not to get fired, haha. I just want to take a career step up.

Apparently you can get fired for actually working.

You heard about the woman in Illinois?

Huh?
Guess you didn't hear about it.

This woman clocked out for lunch, but stayed at her desk and continued working. She was informed that company policy required her to take a 30 minute break. She wanted to continue working, so she was called into the HR office and ended up getting fired. The company denied her unemployment claim, saying that there was misconduct on her part. In court, they said she committed insubordination during the meeting in the HR office. Anyway, she appealed their unemployment denial 3 times, then sued and won.

What a stupid fucking reason to fire her

I hope she got a truckload of cash

I think all she got was her unemployment in a lump sum.

She found another job within a few months, I believe, so it won’t be that much money.

Um. Shit.

I do that a lot. Almost every week.

You're fired.
Hey, now you can ask that coworker out!
It all worked out!

Except she’ll have to pay, since you’re now unemployed.

Pfft

I’ll take her to McDonald’s… she can get any three Dollar Menu items.

Damn, you're generous!
Nothin but the best for my women
You must have to beat them off with a stick.
In all seriousness

I’d never go THAT cheap for a first date, but I need to scale things back. My last two first dates, dinners, I dropped $90 and $60.

Fucking expensive, ain't it?

Stupid girls wanting to go out and shit

Find a good mom n' pop type of place.
Yeah, I went a little too upscale
I'm sure you can find some good bargain spots.

Plus, you won’t look pretentious.

Not until the third date at the earliest

He’s a classy dame

As Herman cain might say

Nein Nein Nein

Cain is German?

He doesn’t look it. I pegged him for Latvian.

A Druish Princess?

That’s funny, she doesn’t look Druish

I've never dated a co-worker.

But I’ve seen a few workplace romances. They didn’t go well. In one case, I had to fire a guy for harassing his ex at work. Another time, 2 co-workers who were just really good friends became the subject of rumor and innuendo at work. When the guy got divorced, everyone believed that the female friend “wrecked his marriage.” She was actually a really sweet person, but got a terrible reputation at work.

ask her out right after you turn in your resignation letter.

“I just quit because I got a new job, which means we don’t work together anymore, which means I can finally ask you out”

that doesn't always work.
well, neither does taking gigs' dating advice
hmmm.
this just got too Charlie Kaufman-esque for me to parse.
How big is the company?

I think that’s key. If it’s a small community — like 20 or less — then you shouldn’t try dating within it at all. If it’s a big company, then I think it’s OK.

The real question is how easy will it be to avoid her if you break up. If you’re stuck working closely together afterward, then that’s bad. If it’s a big company that you’re both in but you don’t have to have direct contact, then I think it’s OK.

Also, make sure the company doesn’t have an official policy forbidding it.

This AP writer is just having fun with his lead

“Some of the most prominent purveyors of porn say they’ll start packing up their sex toys…”

I guess if you’re gonna make a reporter write about porn, he’s gonna have some fun with alliteration

Clearly he wasn't pussyfooting around.
So did y'all hear that cruise ship captain's excuse for leaving his ship with passengers still aboard?

He’s the Gerald Ford of captains.

It was one of those "I was fixing my pants and I slipped right onto her, officer, I promise!" excuses, wasn't it?
I heard he slipped and got knocked into a rescue boat
Probably the FIRST rescue boat.
I feel as if I should do some kind of penance...

I heard a Nickelback song on the radio. And liked it.

No penance, just go hang out with Kyli.

She’d probably like it too.

Ok, bold prediction: 49ers beat the Giants, 13-3.

While the Giants are playing really well, the 9ers have a better defense and an actual running game.

I can see the Niners winning

But 13-3? Eli is hot right now. I’m thinking the Giants score at least 22-24 points.

Overall, really unsure about this game. I pick the Giants in a toss-up

Eli is good, but the 9ers force turnovers and don't really need to respect the run against the Giants.
So. I went to the orthopedic surgeon today..

1st knee surgery is scheduled for April 16 !!! Yay!!
The Dr’s name is Eric Hansen. He has been the team Dr for Fresno State since 1996, and has worked with a lot of athletes. Has anyone heard of him? His resume says he has consulted with the A’s… Should I call Dallas Braden? :-)

Are you sure he didn't almost pitch a perfect game against the A's?

Mention Ken Phelps in front of him and see how he reacts.

Am I the only one that remembers that?

Damn, I’m old.

Eric Hansen? The "To Catch A Predator" guy?
Watch out for hidden cameras.
Did he ask you to "have a seat over there?"
No, but the nurse phoned me while I was filling out paperwork.

I could hear her talking on to me from the back room. Kinda weird.

hehe I don't think so...
Time for my rest period.

Good night, all!

Holla
hi
OMG Cope.

New Girl this week!

didn't watch yet, probably Saturday so backed logged already after almost catching

up over the winter break.

Please, someone take all the scissors out of my house until my head heals.

{side note: there is less hair on my head now}

Shave your head.

That’s what I do now. I rub my own head a lot cause I like the way it feels.

if I ever have to get another cyst cut out, I'm totally shaving my head.

can’t do it now because the stitches will get caught….

Another part of my job I love: Sometimes I get to give people haircuts.

With a pair of safety scissors.

dammit, I shoulda flown out to missouri to get my haircut
Those scissors see a lot of action.

I cut off bras and pants and shirts and bandages and tape and underwear! Oh, and sometimes I cut paper.

your job is so much more interesting than mine
...they're safety scissors, aren't they?
for the safety dance?
It's so we can dance if we want to.
Yes.
I got them in the craft section at Wal-Mart.

True story.

Dick Casablancas!
Richard White Houses?
Richard Cheese?
Ricardo Mozzarella?
learn your Veronica Mars
who?
this makes me all kinds of sad
awww, there there.....

if it makes you feel any better, I don’t know any shows that aired on UPN or The CW. (Oh, but I remember CW had a frog in their ads…..)

Zoey Duncan Jack and Jane
John Paul George Ringo
So who exactly is going to enforce this condoms in porn rule and where will their

funding come from?

Job Opening!!!!!!!!
There will be a rubber man.
another long day tomorrow, so I shall go sleep now.

good night Cope and Jennifer (and anyone else who is around)

Took a hit of Nyquil and 11 hours later I woke up.
That shit does nothing for me.
It puts me in a coma....still sick though.
I'm glad to see the lounge filled up nicely today.

That’s a good sign.

mainly mods making sure there's no rabble rousing going on...
As a Democrat who lives in the South I'm used to being on the losing side of things

I’m over our little war but I do think the site is now a different place.

If anyone would like to donate to the Brian needs to pay for his kids college club please feel free.
start an internet jar

everytime someone on the internet is wrong, you put in a dollar. you’ll have enough for undergrad and grad school in about a week.

I might even get that from just one site....I'm not going to say which one though.
No, you'll quickly run out of dollars to put in the jar.

So you’ll have to put in IOU’s instead. And then you’ll spend the rest of your life paying off your jar loan debt.

Well....here we go, again.
[peeks in]

you people can’t stay up late. wusses

I'd like to be tougher but it seems like a lot of work.
I'm saving my awake hours for Reno.
I'm saving my love for Fresno.
Sat at work bored out of my mind - but I don't want to ring up my boss to ask for more work (he's out of the office).

Web surfing it is then!

What time is it there?
3pm.
So close to Happy Hour!
woo hoo!

{pours some kahlua into my coffee}

So what does the butcher's bill look like?

Who has deserted us?

Is this code?......are you Brits attacking us again?
'Casualty list'
So am I cheating when I'm here or when I'm at the new place?
Just watched the first episode of the new season of Justified....good stuff as always.

No one’s cooler than Raylan Givens.

I don't know that show

what’s it about? and what channel is it on?

FX....It's about a US Marshall based on a Elmore Leonard book....really cool show
Really awesome show that everyone should watch
Cope....we agree on something!
I always used Bloom's name to find the Lounge now I guess I'll use gigs name.

and from the looks of it gigs might be the only person left who puts up lounge threads.

I'll start a new one tonight before I leave for the weekend

one thread for three days? should be plenty of space….

That should work

I doubt we’ll need one of these a day anytime soon. Maybe it’s the right time for the return of DLD’s.

the DLDs really did disappear with the advent of the Lounge

perhaps we should have DLDs for the daytime, and Lounges for the evenings?

I'd love to see the DLD make a comeback

or we could just all do posts about Seth Smith.

lol, maybe on Monday, I'll do a Seth Smith-themed DLD

heck, you could do the DLD! and I’ll add all my Seth Smith links when I get to work!

A Seth Smith themed DLD?....why that will get at least 4 hits....which might be more than Smith will ever get.
did you know his name is actually Garry Seth Smith?

yup, I’m starting my research of useless facts now.

Now I know three things about him.
he used to play college football at Ol'Miss too
I think that was the second thing I learned about him so I'm still at 3.
ummmm.....

his batting song is Manifesto by The City Harmonic

I'm up to 4 things

at this pace by the time I get to 10 he’ll have been traded.

So Raylan Givens and Don Draper are the two coolest TV characters

I can’t come up with who should be third.

Captain Mal Reynolds is #1.
Current TV?
Keith Olbermann is definitely not among the coolest tv characters
Ha!

This might be AN’s first Current TV joke.

Barney Stinson.
Omar Little
I prefer Jimmy McNulty

Or Furio from the Sopranos. Also receiving votes in my own personal poll no one else participated in: Sterling Mallory Archer, The Bunk, and Arthur Fonzarelli

Two days is a row of Seth Smith articles.....it's such an exciting time to be an A's fan.
I hope whoever posts on Fridays isn't also planning to do a Seth Smith article....
Yeah that might be redundant or something.
the Friday guy is probably frantically rewriting his post now
My advice....it's been too long since we had an Ed Crosby post.
Now they can pen a Gomes article
That should be fun for the whole family.
Man, you're going hard on the poor guy who did the Seth Smith article
Nah, just shows how pathetic the A's offseason has gone
Now to see what's behind door number 2.
This having Coke in white cans is confusing me

I keep thinking I’m grabbing a Diet Coke and it’s a real Coke…..you’d think after two blood sugar spikes that caused a heart attack I would have learned my lesson.

so, they just opened up a new fancy schmancy science building here on campus

I went over to give myself a tour, and as I’m wandering through the building, this guy is also there too, obviously also giving himself the self-guided tour. he starts asking me about which labs are going to be in there, what faculty members, which departments, etc….. I’m pretty sure he’s checking out all the places to hide out overnight so he can destroy lab experiments….

It's always good to plan ahead.
#occupythenewbuilding
I'm occupying my bed
If folks want it I'll tell you what.....every Monday I'll put up a DLD in the morning.

I’ll put the first one up on the 30th.

excellent.

maybe you should call it a WLD or a MLD though, because we won’t need one daily.

I'll do one a week and see if that gets the franchise going again.
thank you!

I’m happy to try to put them up more frequently also, maybe Thursdays?

That would be great.....you'd like to think AN can handle 2 DLD's a week

If you want to put one up sooner than mine on the 30th please feel free to do so. I’ll be happy to rec it and post in it.

More DVD reviews

Killer Elite….moves fast, good action scenes – 3 stars

Friends with Benefits…..2 stars for the movie…..4 stars for Mila Kunis.

I thought I had talked myself into it but I guess I haven't.
I've become as bland as the color beige.
Okay....screw it....I have to be me.

No new name and if I can’t be goofy I might as well just leave….I hope I’m given a little rope here as I have no desire to be banned but me just posting about baseball is of no help to anyone…..ever.

I miss the goofy bed

pluto, on the other hand…..

oh wait….

I just needed a little time to figure out how to find my place on the new AN.

I’ve had a lot of fun here for 3 years and I don’t want to give that up. If I’m out of line then folks should just tell me and I’ll stop but I hope there’s room for goofy here.

Turkey sausage is the work of the devil.
so is turkey bacon or any fake bacon product

Turkey sucks anyways unless bacon and or avocado is on it

Is that when a pig and a bird have relations?
I feel better now
This little Bed freakout/talking to himself was brought to you by Seth Smith for President 2012.
This just in Rob Lowe now says Peyton Manning won the Iowa Caucus.
Rob Lowe says I'll be winning Nevada this weekend.

I hope he means I’ll be winning in Nevada….

I've been lucky in Nevada....never did any gambling there though.
Dayquil just isn't as much fun as Nyquil.
Being unfunny on two blogs is more work than a man should do when he's sick.
never understood how Bloom handled it

and I really don’t understand people who can manage multiple game threads.

you mean going back to the old one once a new one is posted?
that too

but I meant multiple blogs.

I do FTF game threads and lounge/game thread here on occasion

It isn’t that hard to keep up.

I'm sure your parents are proud.
My parents mostly felt regret when it comes to me.
Bloom is a better man than I am

I think for now i’ll mostly be here…..sorry AN.

I don't even understand how one can

follow a game thread and watch the game at the same time.

I can only do game threads when I’m listening on MLB audio (which is most of the time). If the game is broadcast on TV, I can’t game thread. Or if I do try to game thread, then I end up missing the game because I’m looking at the computer screen.

much easier in baseball with the breaks, more difficult with say hockey
Back when I did game threads I'd focus more on the thread and less on the game.

But I hardly ever talk about baseball when I do threads.

I hardly talk about baseball at all now....
Me either....but that fits with this A's team.

I’m glad 9 year olds are pumped about the team but I’ll be doing other things in 2012.

baseball is still awesome even when the A's aren't

Don’t forget that.

You know when you hardly get out of bed the day really flies by.
Oddly enough I've never had Rice-A-Roni in San Francisco.
You know none of my problems couldn't be solved by a billion dollars.
well, that and the metric system

sorry….this was only to make myself laugh.

I read this as "...the septic system"
Well....it was a crappy joke.

Today is the first time I’ve run a joke into the ground in more than one place.

I think I'm flashing back to my Tuesday Dr visit.
"using the whole hand their doc?"
Could someone bring me some Red Vines from California please

all we have here is that awful Twizzlers crap.

Not a chance. The kiddies won't let them out of their sight.
send me your address, I'll mail you a Costco container of them.
I just found out the movie Black Swan has more than one scene in it.
i'm still trying to figure out who they turned nassim taleb's black swan concept into a ballet movie. genius really.
The only "Black Swan" movie for me has Tyrone Powers, and Maureen O'Hara in it.

Pirates and Wenches! WooHoo!

Mine has Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis doing things.....really, really good things.
talking about "fat tailed distributions?"
hmm...the scene I liked Mila was using her mouth in a different way.
i've read the book, but i recall nothing about a mila in it. i'll have to read it again.
This is why I never read books.
it's an excellent book, but again it's now about the ballet
I read a book once and I went to the ballet once....both were over my head.
i'm short, so many things are over my head
These days there isn't much on my head.
i keep a buzz cut up top, so similar issue but different reason
My buzz cut was given to me by genes.
i use norelco clippers
I actually thought that for real

the first time I heard about the movie. (Well, not the ballet part, because I didn’t know yet it was a ballet, but I did wonder how the heck they made a movie out of Taleb’s book.)

If you could have one show comeback on the air what would it be?

and please don’t all say Cop Rock.

BBC's 'Hustle"

Basically the same as ’Leverage" but better plots and characters.

I think I've seen Leverage before....the show with Timothy Hutton?
Yes.

The British one came out first, and was much better.

it's not still on?

I see it listed on UK torrent sites all the time.

I'm not sure.

I do know the female lead does a lot of guest spots on show here

pfft....okay OldhamA.....America FUCK YEAH!
There is nothing wrong with Brits.

How else would we know how far ahead we are?

or proper sized ears or straight teeth
argh..

I just snorted my tea. ICED tea.

well it's so unoriginal to say Deadwood

Even though that’s probably my #1, so I’ll say Dr. Katz.

I love westerns and David Milch but I never saw much of Deadwood.
Terriers for me.......I miss that show so much.
West Wing

or Sports Night
or Night Court
or Saved by the Bell

I've seen all those shows

and I liked 3 of them…..I won’t say which though as I need to save some mysteries about myself.

love west wing and sports night. same writers, same jokes, same awesome.
Something about sending Elizabeth Berkley back to High School seems wrong.

The boys couldn’t handle it.

but her whole thing now is working with high school girls

http://ask-elizabeth.com/

I was more a Tiffani Amber-Thiessen man but Ms. Berkley was also quite nice.
If they would like to do the Black Swan scene I'd happily pay $39.95 on pay per view.
SAVED BY THE BELL.

FOREVER.

I have all the DVDs.

The keep me warm at night.

omg, we need to do a Zach Morris & Wine night.
fixed

Zach Morris and Wine Whine night.

YES.

Zack is my perfect man.

One that can stop time?
Best show EVER
You're just trying to impress the AN Hotties.
Continuously

HOWEVAH, I am a longtime Saved by the Bell fan. I once even played drunken SBTB trivia in college and I think I won… although I was pretty drunk, so hard to say

Outside of air conditioning the On Demand Channel is my favorite invention ever.
3rd favorite?....a creative use of silicone.
The flushing toilet for me.

making women from my rib is a close second.( that ought to rile them up):-)

Wait...what?....toilets flush now?......what will they think of next?

I wonder when those will come to Arkansas?

About the same time frame as the Keystone pipeline.
I've been laying pipe in Arkansas for years now.
elevators, cars and planes are good ones too
and Planes, Trains and Automobiles is a good movie.
You know if Hamburger Helper really wants to help it needs to try harder.
do or do not. there is no try
Yogi Bear was dead on about that one.
i thought it was yoda?
Yoda?.....sorry, I can't bend like that.
The last time I was in bed all day there were several cans of whipped cream involved.
Eat lots of chicken noodle soup.
I'm taking drugs instead
and then the whipped cream?
No whipped cream today

we save that for when Black Swan is on.

Yeah, Maureen does that for me tuu!
We have different tastes in Black Swans.
It's a generational thingy.

(Natalie does it for me as well)

As far as red heads from the past I'll go Rita Hayworth.
I only dated one redhead but after some research

I found out she was only ginger on top.

Research?

How did….. oh nevermind.

If you come to a fork in the road....turn around as you're going the wrong way.
Since watching Justified today I've been talking with a southern accent

to keep with the theme all my posts will now be about the Civil War and Dukes of Hazzard.

Am I the only one who liked the Dukes of Hazzard movie they made a few years ago?

Of course it should be said I watched it with the sound off and only the scenes Jessica Simpson was walking in her Daisy Dukes in.

Catherine Bach was the one who designed the Daisy Dukes
I remember her well.

It’s quite possible she made me feel a few things for the first time at one point.

Oh man! She did do that for a lot of us.
This just in Rob Lowe says Peyton Manning and Marky Mark could have stopped the 9-11 attacks.
but the funky bunch are useless, eh?
They were always holding him back.
Just remember when you shakedown and breakdown you're busted.
The main reason I do great with the ladies....I've never lost a game of Battleship.
I don't feel a day over 87.
If vampires are dead how do they get an uh...well, uh...do they use Viagra?
This is the first time I've used this laptop in my lap....what's that burning smell?
I just asked Grandma what she wanted for her 93rd birthday

she said she needs me to send her another cake with a shiv baked in it to her in prison.

Since we need to stretch out these lounge threads I should only post my A material.

I’ll let you know when I find some.

don't worry, I'm going to make a new thread before I leave work

so you’ll have plenty of room in the new one to try out all your material…

I wasn't that worried and besides the lounge I have running in my head I'm killing it today.
With Rick Perry dropping out of the race today it really is the perfect time for a Nixon comeback.
It's time for more Dick.
Dick More-ass
I hear he goes both ways

and I mean that in more than one way.

I just lost a game of tic tac toe to myself.
Were you "x" or "o"?
Hmm...I went with a U....might be why I lost.
Here's a new thread!!!

NEW THREAD

with a special treat for you Bed. :)

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