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Open Thread: Game 136 - A's vs. Mariners (cont.)

5-3 A's, after spotting the M's a 3-0 lead early. On to the 5th...

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Born FREE!!!!!
As free as the winnnnnd blowwwws
those women are tougher than you'll ever be, birdy!
Just heard the "I-chi-ro" chant

From the pitch I can tell they’re Japanese.

Okay!

Mama doesn’t need to spank after all!

Are you on the right blog, lynnzgal?
they heard you and got busy
yell at them some more.
But don't tell them about the spanking.

Or they might want to lose.

I think I need to yell at Brett.
the Mariners broadcasters are saying we should feel good about our future

despite the dearth of outfielders, I guess…

dearth of good outfielders.
Well as long as the Mariners broadcasters think the A's are on the right track

I guess a World Series is right around the corner

They really like our pitchers.
I really like our pitchers.
I like pitchers of ice tea
....ME TOO!

I had to think about it, but damn it, I like iced tea! It’s good.

Me three

I like it without sugar after years of only drinking sweet tea. I might keep all of my teeth!

Diet Coke with just a splash of unsweetened iced tea on top

it’s the elixir of life

a little twist on the Arnold Palmer, eh?
If you were a real Southerner,

you would call it “sweet tea”.

With some lemon on a hot day

ice tea can’t be beat

LB, on a scale of spider to ice cream sundae

how much do you love Body Heat?

well, let's review for a second here.

Body Heat came out on HBO/Showtime somewhere in the neighborhood of 1982-83, which made me 12 or 13. I was not a huge fan, but Little Leopold thought it was the best fucking thing in the whole god damned world.

It seems to have a view of the Sunshine State similar to yours

And Ted Danson’s character drinks a lot of iced tea.

I kind of...um...

didn’t watch those parts.

Well it might be worth revisiting as an adult
hmmm...okay.
Yeah, worth it.

And if you be William Hurt…

I have a problem with any movie with William Hurt in it.

It’s like the producers were too cheap to spring for either Jeff Bridges or Kurt Russell.

No, he's good in it

Weasely.

okay, then

they were too cheap to get Willem Defoe.

No, I think Defoe would have a harder time

playing someone who’s fundamentally pretty dumb.

oh...

hmmm…okay, you got me…hurt it is.

Gonna have to disagree with you there.
it's okay.

I did like the Accidental Tourist. But it was sad.

Big Chill.

I adored him in that.

never really saw it.
really?

I’m like, 5, and I’ve seen it

you're older than five.

They don’t let five year-olds into grad school.

Most excellent music in that.
And a whole character based on the actor from Matt Houston!
I want a margarita and I want it now!
Mickey Rourke's best role

and Ted Danson’s.

Definitely for Ted.

Mickey was in that? I don’t remember him.

He's the best character!

The dude who helps Hurt with the device.

“I got one question for you, counselor. What the fuck are you doing?”

Omigosh, I do remember that guy!

I guess I never realized it was Mickey Rourke. I think maybe I didn’t know who Mickey was back then.

I think I need to watch that movie again. It’s been at least 10 years, probably more.

I haven't seen that many of his movies

and I haven’t seen The Wrestler yet, but I think it would be between Body Heat and Diner.

Hey good people of AN!

What a crazy ending to college football with OU going down.

I can’t believe we are beating the Mariners…

Sooner won't be too happy...
My best friend is an OU guy

and he just left the house. He is a little sad. Boo-hoo!

losing early in the season doesn't seem to impact the Sooners

not that I’m bitter…

I don't see them running the table in the B12

especially if their QB is out for the season.

Yeah, the price of his UT tickets just dropped a few hundred bucks
it's a good day so far
OU is losing to the Stormin' Mormons?
lost.
I guess God chose a side
we're gonna do a play about how stealing hurts your soul.
I have no soul

I’m a Democrat

ixnay on the oliticspay.
yeah, let's talk about porn instead

….oh, America….

I still haven't watched that DVD.
but you touched it

so you’ve sort of experienced it already

Seeing the cover was probably enough.
How's come you're making your own birthday dinner?
Good question!
you really need to make your friends do it, ZF.
Oh yeah, happy birthday!
I guess cuz my mom is in town and she is babysitting my new nephew.

Easier to stay in rather than go out.

Cheaper too,

not to mention you probably cook better anyways.

That's debatable. The me cooking part.
I say, let's make our own porn!
gigglingone and I already have it planned

It’s called Bloggers Gone Wild. I lift my shirt at one point to show my bare breasts.

I've suddenly lost interesti n the project.
What you mean is

you still haven’t RETURNED it.

Yes! Damn it. I need to run all my posts by you from now on.
Seriously, if it's been this long and you

still haven’t returned it, you’ve missed your window to get the message across. You should have returned it immediately.

At this point, you’re better off throwing it away and telling him you threw it away unwatched.

or melt it,

then return it to him.

i vote for this
or return it,

but write all over it in permanent marker “I don’t like you!”

Or "I would never never never do

anything like that with you."

that's a good answer too
Yea, too late to return it now.

My luck, mom finds it tonight.

Watch out, she might steal it!
I always wonder about that.

Like, if you die and someone finds all your sick shit in your house…that’s kinda…uncool, you know?

what makes us think stuff like that?
There was a Man Show bit about that.
I thought you hated Comedy Central?
Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say

I actually liked the Man Show, but now that you mention it, it may well be the second best show I’ve ever seen on that channel.

so Carlos gets bumped?
there are 10 better shows on Comedy Central than

Carlos Mencia.

ugh.

we're talking about iglew's list here.
Close call.

Both are mostly stupid but with occasional redeeming moments.

Unlike all the other shit on CC, especially those stupid political shows.

Jon Stewart is a genius
you're a butthole.
Was Beavis & Butthead on CC?

That’s another show that’s less stupid than DS and CR.

MTV
Daria is apparently going to come out on DVD finally!
last time I watched MTV I think

was for B & B

I used to watch remote control

Kari Wuhrer was hot, hot, hot.

YOUNG aDAM sANDLER
Kari Wuhrer

a yummy blast from the past

Oh, I hate MTV even more.

On CC I hate every show but one, but at least that one show is teh awesome. MTV is just nothing at all.

say what?

Are you just learning this about me today?

I despise those two shows. They’re an offense to both comedy AND politics.

I don't know, man

I’d say that Colbert’s Whitehouse Correspondence Dinner act was one of the most called for things I’ve seen in my lifetime.
If that wasn’t intelligent AND funny, I don’t know what is.

well, sir

I heartily disagree with your point of view, but I will defend to the death your right to express it

Been there!

Its how we found out for sure my uncle was gay. We tossed that shit out so fast! Didn’t want my dad to see.

I have no idea where you're coming from there LB

( clears cache, cookies, websites )

In my case, I think the shock

wouldn’t be that I have porn — which will surprise nobody — but that it’s so obsessively organized.

Mine was like that at one point!
I hope I don't die prematurly then.

By the time its time to go, i better not have any unmentionables in my house.

Don't invite mikev over
I'm gettin so old I like politics more than porn
especially the hardcore

politics, that is

Ooo Health care

ahhh tax policy

Strange, as I grew older

I moved in the other direction.

You could move to Italy and do them at the same time
I love the pols in Italy

corrupt and proud of it

Why steal now

when you get an entire planet after you’re dead?

Mel will not be happy.
Gibson?
My Chicago bff,

who goes to UT and is a huge OU fan.

That's gotta be kind of uncomfortable
ky Cabrera?
don't confuse me.

Two Cabrera’s is too many for me.

Which one is Chupa?
I dunno.

Don’t make me cough on you.

I'm not exactly psyched about U of O at the moment...

Goddamnit Blount.

that young man needs anger management.

or perhaps he is a bull and blue is his red.

It ain't the color, it's the wiggle.
Spacey
those are just my meds.

I was prescribed those, occifer…

Kevin?
it's too bad George Michael is beating him in the amusing arrests

I thought we had a contender there…

Beltre fields like Chavez

and swings like Miggy.

Good job, Brett!
Looking for a 12 out save from the bullpen
Yay inning over. But I think brett's done for the night. 99 pitches in.

5IP 7H 2BB 6SO

wait a minute.

Tomko’s pitching again already? Didn’t he just pitch?

No, they called up Brett Wallace.

the argentina game went like heck. inexperienced and inexplicable managing wasted an overload of world-class talent again. geren eat your heart out.

but they're going to qualify?

unlike Portugal?

it’s in question. 3 games left fighting for 1 last spot among 4 or so teams, depending on all the scores of today’s games. then a playoff for half a spot contested between north and south american runners-up.

i personally doubt it / secretly hope they don’t because what’s the point of going to the cup with such a crappy manager? i mean, if they don’t change their manager tomorrow i hope they don’t make it. all they need is a decent game plan to turn things around.

on the other hand, i like to think that fifa is a business mafia. so someone might ask for a sitdown to make sure they don’t lose both messi and c. ronaldo’s shoe endorsements knowing smiles from the cup.

Man, if Argentina fails to qualify there's going to be a revolution there

things are already politically touchy… and if i was planning a coup, oh yeah, i’d try to time it around that last game.

Ziggy in for the 6th?

qua??

Geren picks names out of hats.

and he can't read
and the worst part of all: I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!

Party on Wayne
maybe he has a possessed pencil that just writes....he has no control over it
Given the existence

as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattman of a personal God …

Puncher and Wattman

sounds like a tag team

Clank!
Jeez!

Not really his best night.

But at least this time he

didn’t pop up and look all around like “where’d it go?”

CUSTTTTTTT

OAJDFNKLJDSNFLJDSLJDFLSDF

Cust is really in there for his baserunning, after all
RF is certainly an adventure tonight
more like a horror movie
that was a tease KK
I totally thought that was gone.

Custian almost.

it did look good off the bat
warning track power
damn slegnA came back against greinke tonight
oh well, only 58 games outta first
look in on MLBN right now
Swingles sighting
you can hear the cries of young japanese girls in the stands
Another comment that will be memorialized in bizarre and disturbing web ads
what an honor to have attached to my sn
Japanese girls have such a distinct sound.

You can recognize them even off the radio. If it were, say, Brazilian girls, it would just blend in with all the other crowd noise.

Even if he had stopped that,

I don’t think he makes the throw to 1st in time to catch Ichiro anyway.

Bye Ziggy!

Love ya!

Just setting up for the TP
And the follow-through...

I've done that to a house before

but it was a long time ago. Eggs worked well also.

looks like i'm a football "widow"

my bf and his buddies wanted to watch college football so i came home to watch baseball, go baseball!

hi

we’ll be your widowers

You two work things out?
oh we're hanging in there but i don't know for how much longer

i almost broke it off a couple of weeks ago, but i got the “baby we can work it out” talk so i’m trying

It's good to try.

Even if it doesn’t always work, sometimes it does, and that’s how things get better. Best of luck to you.

This was always my least favorite time of year to have a gf

but now that I don’t have one…I would rather give up some football watching time.

Aww!
you just need a woman who likes sports as much as you do!
My girl likes football but she thinks baseball is boring

we watch Raider games together with friends and she really gets into it.

I will always give up baseball for my girl.

Always.

She usually doesn’t ask me to, since she knows I love the A’s. But when she does, she is top priority without question.

know the feeling

why do you think i always show up in the 5-7th inning

an alternative is to find a gf that LIKES football?
Kennedy should have taken it to the bag, 5-3
If you take it to the bag, does Beltre go on the DL?
No, you have to take it to the sack.
here's a DP candidate right here
Jahvid BEAST
i payed against him in HS, yes we got murked
Sweeney vs. slider. Slider wins.
Anothe K, k?
now i wish i went to the game a got a pink pashmina
I wish that, too.

Did they give them to everyone or just women?

i don't know, i would assume anyone, but not sure
If they didn't, they're going to get sued by that douchebag lawyer
After that butthead sued them over the Mothers' Day promotion?

Everyone.

what happened?
After the A's had a give-away only for women for Breast Cancer Awareness Day

some “men’s rights advocate” lawyer who makes it his business to sue on behalf of the poor, oppressed men of the US of A, sued the A’s for gender discrimination and got, IIRC, a few hundred K in a settlement.

Massive, clueless douchebag asshole.

that is ridiculous

what was the give away that they felt they were deprived of?

I think it was a pink A's cap
that they'll never wear
stop saying "THEY"

It was a HE. Not they.

oh sorry i thought it was a few
According to this article

it was Mother’s Day and it was a plaid floppy hat. And after the settlement of the class action lawsuit, how many men who had attended the game requested one? Zero, apparently.

Thanks for finding the article and correcting my faulty memory, EM
It's the first result

when you Google “douchebag lawyer hat”!

If you google just "douchebag lawyer"

without the hat, he still gets the second hit. The first hit is some other douchebag who also sues on “behalf” of men for sexual discrimination.

I actually would like a pink A's cap.

But I would just invite a female guest to come to the game with me. I wouldn’t complain about the rules.

You can buy one on the BART bridge for $5 too
I wanted an A's tie one year but I didn't sue 'em when they didn't give me one...
what's a pashmina
I googled it

I think this

that looks like a scarf
It is a scarf.

“Pashmina” is the name of the type of wool. If you see “pashmina” as a noun it’s a scarf or a shawl made out of pashmina.

ah okay

 i had heard pashmina as a fabric but not a noun

you can get them for $5 off the street in nyc

but they’re not the authentic pashmina

No, they're nothing like.
but i always get them, i love the knock off stuff in nyc & wash dc

including handbags

Only a little bigger.

Its more of a wrap than a scarf.

Yay!

That would do wonders for my figure
Enh, I like the other pink better.

That one’s kind of drab.

???

what’s going on? rally inanimate ladies?

Better, but I liked the first one best.

You can’t really tell from the pictures, though. You need to see it live.

it's a wrap/shawl, you see women wear them wrapped around their necks, shoulders, etc.

a big scarf

its not a kercheif?
they're a nicer color than I thought they would be

on the web they looked more baby pink

I like toddler pink better
i think it's alittle too bright pink, but you could contrast it with other stronger colors so it doesn't stick out too much
You could wear that bright pink with

any complexion though, unlike some other bright colors.

The pink in that picture Cap'n posted is totally sweet.

Do they look like that live?

I love pink. I don’t know why everyone says it’s a girly color. It’s an awesome color.

I have a couple of pink ties that I like to wear
Love them!

Purple, too.

purple's my favorite color.
Don't have a purple ones

mostly blue and red and my green donkey tie that I used to wear to Dem meetings

power ties

gotta love the bright colors

I used to have a shiny thin pink tie.

That was in the 1980s when thin and shiny was in for ties. I loved that tie. I wore it all the time.

i have them in different colors

i always feel chic when i wear them

Very nice play by Wuertz
I wasn't watching carefully at the beginning of the inning.

Is Wuertz the one who let the guys on base? All I saw was the outs and he looked terrific.

zig gave up a single to ichiro and to the next guy
er walk to the next guy
I'm wrapped up in the Bama-Tech game.

where we at here?

5-3 in the bottom of the 7th

Cliff with a leadoff double.

We're wrapped up in pashmina talk
Penny goes for a double-bagger
oh man

penny baserunning fail

No way! Bobby Crosby pushed him off the bag!!
It was actually Crosby's dad.
Damn!

That looked so promising!

okay hall is going to for

the golden sombrero

Look at the guy in the golden sombrero

I’m Harry and I’m a Bud man and a Cubs fan

wish i could watch :-(
i'll describe

a mostly empty stadium full of people wearing bright pink pashminas

and they're all young Japanese girls.

screaming.

I had a dream like that once when I was younger
I'm sure it's on YouTube.

Or at least on one of the porny YouTube imitators.

And pink jerseys, too
Hey Right Field!

This Bud’s for You!

Is Hall one of those guys who plays every position?

Seems like I’ve seen him in three different spots just in these two series with the A’s.

Virginia Tech has to be one of the luckiest teams I've ever seen.

you mean lucky job description?

oh.

never mind.

golden sombrero

what is that about?
4 K's in a game
it's a joke

that players who strikeout 4 times in a game get a golden sombrero. not sure where i first heard it.

That would definitely clash with the pink pashmina
The green A's cap doesn't go too well with it either.

Or at least on my TV screen it didn’t.

Oh God, on my TV screen

they just showed little kids wearing the pashminas. They looked vermilion on my TV. Hideous.

But my TV’s hue is very very suspect.

switch to an Eagles game for a test check.
The Mariners look blue today.

Yesterday after I tweaked it to make the A’s green, the Mariners blue started looking greenish, too. But today the blue looks fine.

What kind of tv do you have,

so I make sure to never get one?

I don't know.

I didn’t have a TV at all, but my neighbor gave me an old one that was rotting in his garage. Like everyone else, he upgraded to giant flat screen but never got rid of the old one.

Are they...bluish?

Speaking of things on television, Cal has a 24-6 lead over Maryland!

FU, Boomer Esiason!
Bengals in the Super Bowl!
and pigs in the sky
easy.

to some that might be like memories of Oakland-LA…

Um....I don't care part 3
good is the game almost over?
Your hue is a prime suspect for murder!

of proper color

I think it's possessed by a demon.

(It’s actually OK most of the time. Just has trouble with sports uniforms.)

maybe it doesn't like sports.
Does it puke pea soup at you?
wow quite the cheers for junior
ALLRIGHTY
Ssssssss-smokin'!!!!!!
It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
No soup for you Junior
Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiileyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
So instead of cough syrup

which I would have preferred, my doctor today gave me these little tabs, that kinda look like vitamin E. They’re clear, kinda….anyone have any idea what they are?

Cialis?
Sorry -- just trying to get a rise out of you.
hahahahhahahaha

hardest i’ve laughed all day

If you laugh for over 4 hours, please contact your doctor
that would answer my other question.
how long have you been sick bloom?
most of his life
better answer.
You're depraved

on account of you’re deprived.

It ain't just a question of misunderstood --
it's not?

what is it?

Golly, Moses, that's why he's no good!
Hey, I got a social disease!
Then go to a social worker!
This time?

Since Tuesday?

I'm around so many kids I expect to get the swine flu this year
It may still turn out that this is what that is.
Hope you get better soon
azithromycin

Now you can wiki it.

does it work?
No idea.

Like said…

Judging from the name, I'd say it's an antibiotic.
that's not it.

it’s benzonatate

Oh.

You said Z-Pak, no?

I did earlier to you.

this was for my cough.

I was just wondering if anyone else had little clear pills prescribed for a cough.

Zinc?
raiders cut qb jeff garcia

just flashed up on the screen
rated-r does this make you sad?

RRS is fine with the move

I don’t give a rat’s ass about Jeff Garcia.

Possessed, I say!

They just showed the full moon … and it was yellowish green!

it's some crazy colors here in LA too

with the smoke from the fires and all

It's made of cheese
what if it was made of spare ribs?
mmm spare ribs covered in cheese
mmmm

even better. korean style.

you're right that does sound better
makes me want to go to k-town after the game's over
I haven't had some good korean bbq in years
Davis St., San Leandro
i like it that you smell like k bbq when you get home
But still not as good as

when you’ve been working out at the gym.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Ohgane opened a stand at the Coliseum?

save that image for the next time the A’s are in the WS. like that shot of the moon during the bosox 2004, last game.

(my sox fan friend said, look it’s red for the red sox. and i said, yeah, but the cardinals are also playing…)

What, you think I have Tivo or something?

That image is past and gone.

I love it.

Are you blogging about the A's game on the Cal Bear's SBN blog?

I should, huh?

Would that be your 17th blog?

you carry the Raider site

I have made at least 2,000 comments on four different blogs.

and some of them actually make sense

just kidding you do a good job

oh, yes, the A's - got mezmerized by the blue and gold
unicorn success!
I believe in the unicorn!
Unicorn power!
this is goooooood!
I like this game!
UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
race between rajai and patterson

who wins?

Wallace
those guys could go around twice before wallace
how about Everidge then?
Could they go around the bases faster than they could go around Everidge? Good question.
I'm thinking the bases
patterson gets the style points.

rajai runs like a funky chicken

He runs flat footed or something....not sure but I have noticed it too
Bullet Bob Hayes ran funny, too
Swooney in?

I thought he was hurt.

hurt Swingles is still better than Cust in the field
a blind squirrel is better than cust in the field
I am sorry I didn't go to this game now

Pink pashmina and runz!

sweeney to 2nd :)
racooned into left
Mariners D looking not so perfect today.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I mean, wait. UNICORNNNNN AND SWEEEEEEENEY

c'mon Daric Zoolander
onBART again!

Awesome game for Daric.

Everyone loves BART this weekend
i was on bart today
don't kiss and tell!
well it was packed
Friday was the second highest ridership day in history

My colleagues interviewed several people who had never taken BART to work before that morning — and loved it.

I remember when the Bridge was down after the earthquake,

BART was so packed I took the ferry, even though it required an extra walk on one end and an extra bus ride on the other.

Takes a long time, but the ferry was soooo nice.

Wasn't that great!

If I’d had the time to do that every day I would have. Reminds me of Seattle.

It's nicer now

Have you been here since the Ferry Building was reopened?

I come back every December,

but I don’t think I’ve been to the Ferry Building.

I did have a gig at an office building near there a few years ago, so I remember the Embarcadero generally, but not the actual building.

twss

wait, you did

Is the Bridge still closed?
Til Tuesday
YEah...that's what I meant! HAHA
til around 5am tues, i think
til MOn AM I think
until tues morning
Yes, they just cut the section that's being replaced out this afternoon/evening

On schedule so far.

i like this hitting the crap outta the ball...go A's!
where were these runs the past 2 nghts?
DAILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He lifted that!
Damn that was a nice piece of hitting.
BTW, I love the fact that Bailey can still get a save for finishing this game
tired going to bed
Sleep well
Sweet dreams, Baby.
i hope you feel better
Good night -- get well
Dream a little dream of us
have fun bloomy

don’t let the bedzombies bite

get outta here, weirdo!

’nightnight

on that a's team photo they're giving away on oct 2nd, would travis buck be in it by chance?

do they take it at the beginning of the year?

couldn't tell ya

but if i had to guess. probably not.

i was trying to find a 2009 team photo online but no luck
why, yes. i think i will have more wine.

thanks for asking.

nice inning guys!!!

hay guise

I herd thar wuz a bsbll game on!

we haz room fr u
that ichiro is a little hitting machine
is there college football on tomorrow too?
i think there is a few and monday too, sprinkled here and there

Yes, Mississippi is ranked eighth and they are taking on Memphis.

I unpacked some boxes today

(I moved in June, but had most stuff in storage for the last two years until last week) — and rediscovered my Yabu T-shirt!

as in keiichi yabu?
Yup

I had the hat too but I lost it on BART going to the Chinese New Year parade in 2006.

I found my Yabu hat two weeks ago
If you're interested in trading it let me know
late post I would have GIVEN it

but, unfortunately, it was the day after I got on my latest “minimulist” kick and took it and other things to the Salvation Army van.

returning from the Cal football mob scene in Berkeley

oooh, we’re kicking ass tonight, nice.

Who won?
cal was up 14-0 when i split from over there

campus was mobbed with cal and maryland partisans

109 of 121 games ichiro has hit in?

that’s insane

Beast!

He’s one hit away from 2,000.

for crying out loud.
end this, andrew

casilla is warming up and we do not want him

No kidding there.
If Bailey is going to give up a HR, might as well be when he has a 6-run cushion
haha

they just showed a bunch of guys in pitt with “sid bream fan club” t shirts on on MLBN

No lead is ever too big.

In other news: nononononononononononoNONONONONONONONONONONO BAILEY CALM DOWN

Old Sweeney having a great night.
Old Sweeney > Raccoon Sweeney

at least tonight

Raccoon only joined late.

What’s the story anyway? I thought he had a sore something-or-other.

sore knee, but patterson ran for cust and sweeney came in to play RF
depends on your scoring system
Keep Casilla right where he is

IN the bullpen

okay, no worries. just get ball hill
okay hall

come on platinum sombrero

that was lovely!!!
Love you Bailey!
FUCK YEAH

CELLLLLLLLLLEBRATE GOOD TIMES

COME ON

platinum sombrero!

olympic rings! vic-tory!

in place of plantinum sombrero, may I offer a plantinum grill?

this is the best i could find

but also learned that golden sombrero evolved from hockey’s hat trick

Finally!
Victory!

Oooooh!

LB’s favorite color!

Turn it on the Cal game, people, because we are so totally destroying Maryland.

Sit Jahvid the rest of the way?

Eh, I want to see him get 450 yards one day.

He's fragile, and the Heisman shouldn't be the issue
I care this much:

Whoa, that’s a lot of space.

omg that game is barely half over

i guess my evening is over

It’s a good thing that the game is barely half over!

maybe he'll think of you and come home earlier

or you could entice him to return if you know what i mean

he's with his boyz

it’s okay

how could he refuse you

very sad

i'm not clingy

i didn’t see him much this week cos he was out of town for a few days, but it’s all good, he’s having fun with his buddies, i’m just thinking about my own selfish needs (hehe)

45-6 now.
ok that's enough scoring, maybe i'll send him a sexy text message
just don't say anything about not scoring ;-)
right, i'll tell him cal has enough, what about sharing...
well

i hope you have a decent night despite his absence

thanks , what are you going to do?
thought about going to k-town for BBQ

but probably just watch a movie or something

I’m clingy.

Sigh.

Get some Bounce
youhave football to entertain you

I’d take a woman over football.

Maybe.

what about your friend

what’s her name. the nerdy girl.

I have no chance. It’s obviously time to move on.

it sounded promising

Ha!

in that you guys sounded compatible

Due to my parents, I’m not compatible with any girl unless she’s “of my culture.”

Also, Lexi is pretty religious.

yeah lexi was her name

religiosity can be annoying. but on the bright side, provided you attend a mostly secular college, no one will care as much.

Time for my other sports fix(es)

Soccer and Football!! See you tomorrow.

did KK say that roy steele would be on postgame?
He was in the stadium...so quite possible
Dance with (oh, for) the fat man

in FL.

GAME RECAP IS UP

Here

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