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Open Thread: Game 158 - A's at Mariners (cont)

Good news: The A's have allowed just one run since the second.

Bad news: The A's allowed six runs in the first and second.

Worst news: They're also being one hit.

7-0 Mariners going to the seventh.

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A third thread?

really?

What are you guys talking about in there?
same ol' dumb stuff
No spooge gifs this time.

I mean mayo.

sure why not, let's be fun
We're a talkative bunch.

Granted, like, 60 posts are about the game, but still.

I can't really blame anyone
let's face it.

We’re all game thread junkies and our supply’s getting really, really, REALLY low.

ya I haven't cared about the games for awhile now
months.
hell, I haven't even listened for a week or so.
If there was more A's magic goin on in the game....

ummmmm., yeah.

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Nooooo-no-no-no-no-no-no!
I like this football better than the other.

More finesse, less foam padding.

I'm going to miss Ken's voice.
you'll always have mine.

when you crawl into bed.

I'll never take it for granted.
I miss Ken's voice.

I also miss Bill’s voice. Sigh.

Have you grown accustomed to his voice?
I miss his musk.

I think when this season’s over, we should get an apartment together.

I was channeling "my fair lady"

but not very well……

Oh, I'm sorry, Jo.

I don’t know musicals. You need iglew for that. Maybe Don.

I got it.

Not a lover of that character….

It’s cliché to reinterpret a show like that to make the main character gay, and 9 times out of 10 it’s stupid. But in MFL, I think it’s an improvement.

stop analyzing and feed her lines bakc, so she can relate to you as a human.
WOW - I never thought of it like that......
oh. My bad.

Carry on, iglew.

I guarantee you Lynnzgal has thought this....
"Confirmed bachelors" should always set off an alarm.

Not to mention, “why can’t a woman be more like a man?”

(Or for that matter, “Pickering and I are at it from morning till night.”)

I’ll give the movie credit on this one. The movie provided several hints. I’m pretty sure it was not intended by Lerner and Loewe.

OH!

I actually do love that kind of stuff. The innuendo of homosexuality before it was “allowed.” Movies and books.

You would love Cole Porter.
lots of old singers.
Me, for instance.
True.....but in the end it seems as if she has captivated him and he wants her to be with him.

although their relationship is not clearly romantic. He’s a misogynistic jerk who is transformed by a guttersnipe. I think of “Why can’t a woman” to be more about sexist attitudes about women in an era when they were societally inferior to men. The transformative power of love and all that.

I don't actually think the gay thing totally works.

The intent of the script really is that he’s straight. There’s just an awful lot of interesting suggestions in there.

But for me the script as written doesn’t really work either, so you know, it’s a puzzle with several imperfect answers.

Look down!

I caught the reference.

Not his face, I'd imagine.

Those cameras in the broadcast booth don’t get much action.

roomy.
gloomy

game and skies, looks like rain

That was a strange at bat
rajai's had several recently
ok let's rally
rally january?

pretty lady

but I hate her character

you're supposed to
and boy do I

she could drive a dude to be a Priest

who is she?
betty draper from mad men

don draper’s wife

oh.

and she’s evil?

She doesn’t look evil. Blankly insane, maybe. But I think the 50’s may have had that effect on a good number of women.

They held their insanity in better in those days.
they had to, or we locked them up with "hysteria"
If my mom was a mom from these days

Dad probably wouldn’t be alive right now.

mine neither.

oh, wait, my dad’s dead.

thanks, don.

Help me with this foot, please?
(I was just playing with you, you know)

though I suppose most people don’t see the humor in death.

hence the beauty of mad men
if i was don

i think i might have just had her killed by now

don?
draper
Whew. I thought you were reading my e-mails again.
didn't read them

just copied them to my server so they live in perpetuity

are you,

are you making money off them?

good point

(posts to facebook)….

she needs prozac
she needs to grow up
exactly, she's a horrifying mother
she is hot though
i would say she is pretty, joan is hot
hmmm

size FF breasts or blonde hair…. tough call

I also find them about equally inspiring,

but at a different level, I’m sure.

The picture above did nothing for me. In the category of 50s looking blondes named after something on a calendar, I’ll go with Tuesday Weld.

It's time for an...

A’S OFFENSE EXPLOSION

well that's a big post
That's a mighty big offensive explosion

This is the A’s were talking about.

I'm confused

Gameday reads 0-3 but says 1 ball 2 strikes?

K goes the over or under rated Cust. take your pick.
The Mariners have been kyrptoninte
It's Hannahan, I'm sure.
this mariners pitcher is really good, let's face it, he has our number
If he calls me, I'm not answering.
Call back to Morrow?
Call back to Morrow?
I got a text message on my cell today politely asking if they could call me about my mortgage.

I replied “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” If THEY call me i’m not answering!

LOL

i got that too. At 5:30AM no less. I replied with “get bent”

ask them if they've heard the Good News.
My favorite was one time my dtr answered the phone when she was about 8

she said “are you a telemarketer? because if you are, my mom doesn’t want to talk to you.”

that's pretty good!
I don't ever answer my house phone anymore......
Morrow is one of those guys who is sometimes awesome

and sometimes garbage.

Well, he was a first-round talent, wasn't he?

And made it to the bigs rather young, I think.

Yes, fifth pick over all. From Cal.

He still could be great.

He zoomed through the minors, but

since he was a college player he was still older than Anderson or Cahill when he debuted. He’s 25 now, in his third season in the bigs.

He's the Gio Gonzalez of the Mariners

Champions some good run support, sometimes good sometimes forgettable.

Loathe as I am to use this phrase,

I think you pretty much have to tip your cap to Brandon Morrow tonight.

Can I tip my RALLY CAP?
loathe as I was to read it.
"I don't believe what I just saw."

Oh, shut up.

is that what I think it is?
yep
fuckers.

who the hell is playing that?!

our station
WTF?!!!!
It's a post-season spot

full of highlights, and that one is the first.

Are they thinking that A's fans might want to "relive" that moment?!!!
Pretty sure.

I’ve heard it over thirty times tonight.

letter-writing time.
Burn down the mission time!
Yeesh-

7IP, 1H, 9K.

I'm switching back and forth between the game and the National Day parade from Beijing

Young Pioneers are marching right now.

um.

EM, I’m concerned.

What channel is the National Day parade on?

nothing beats those card tricks in Pyongyang or however you spell it.
what station?
CCTV9 in English

It’s like channel 3607 on my U-verse, but a lot of cable systems carry it in basic digital.

gosh, probably not on my time-warner package.
It's because I'm livechatting with a friend in Beijing

who’s telling me how bogus it all is…

If your friend all of a sudden disappears from the livechat...you know why.
you're, uh, you're cooler than the rest of us.

You’re certainly cooler than me, sitting in my shanty here in Florida, in my underwear, at a desk that’s comically too short for me, typing into a chat about a game that’s 7-0 with a team that’s dead last.

It's all AN love......
Come to bed already.
I wish.

I’m so tired of sleeping alone.

I'm so sick of signs.
I fucking loathe Florida.
boy it sucks to be you
yeah, it kinda does.
I told you to blow it up. No one would even notice.
police might.
electrical fire?
always a step ahead of me.
Yeah but what about the insurance?
signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
bastard.

I hope you have to listen to muzak all day tomorrow.

Signs, signs, everwhere signs,
How do you like U-Verse?
I like it pretty well

When I signed up there was a deal for $150 cash back. But apparently I didn’t read the fine print, and I didn’t think to confirm I was getting it, so instead I got a coupon for $75 back that had to be activated online…..it didn’t work with my browser and by the time I remembered to bring the coupon to my office and try a different one, it had expired. So that sucked. But the service has been fine, the installation is free. I have internet and phone and it’s all pretty good although there’s a bit of a hum on the phone line sometimes. I was surprised to find that all the Comcast sports channels are available on it, which would have been the main reason to stay with Comcast.

I already have internet and phone......does it come through a phone line or a cable?
It's some kind of fiber-optic deal, I think

You can choose how many things to bundle. This is the first area I’ve lived in a while where there was a choice of cable providers, so I thought why not try something other than Comcast…..

It just seemed like it was more flexible than Comcast. I don't know anyone else that has it!

Thanks

Fireball

100 101 99

He's putting some Hugo Chavez Citgo

Behind every pitch.

How many pitches does Hot Rod have?

200mph Fastball?

He threw one slider to Moore.

That’s it.

Well if they miss I'm okay w/ just heat.

2K’s and a Hannahan.

2 pitches

The 99 MPH and the 100 MPH fastball maybe 3 with the 101 MPH Fastball

two - the 'fastball', and the 'wild pitch'
You gotta admit -- the guy has stuff

I’m not one to be seduced by the radar gun, but 99MPH with late movement? Yikes.

I wanna see.

When did they call him up?

he just doesn't seem to know where it's going right now

but next year i hope he does

can one be seduced by a radar gun?
pretty sure you'd be seduced by mine
chalk one up for don.
Did you see the guy in the stands with his radar gun?

How was the Chez?? We never did see the pics.

Oof- This could be a one hit complete game.

not if the A’s pantz them and run.

OMG

Murray w/ hair.

Hey OAH, what do you think of carson?
not my type
actually i don't know if i have a type, i just call them as i see them
he's got the surfer dude look like buck had
but i don't necessarily go for surfer dudes
O/T

Did anybody else read about Michael Jordan’s insane mansion he wants to build?

No, do tell!
it's here. In Florida. yay.
Yeah I should have asked if you already knew LOL

I’m not surprised. (Skeets mentioned Jeter’s mansion.)

It's insane B-Ball girl

Just click on this link, and Skeets will tell you all. (Frankly, I agree with the lady who objects.)

Thanks!!! Will check it out.
Did you see that Jeter is too?
Yeah that is as equally as retarded

But, I don’t care to know any more. It was the whole detail of what Jordan wanted to do that tripped me out.

give me it in 25 words or less
It's retarded to build a mansion with an elevator
What if you're Stephen Hawking?

Then it might be smart.

Is Michael Jordan Stephen Hawking?
I bet Jordan could dunk on Hawking
What kind of odds would you take that Hawking could dunk on Jordan?
you can't dunk on Stephen 'Event Horizon' Hawking
Sagan could.

Billions baby.

Sagan couldn't dunk on anyone right now.
What do you got against the dead?

Have you ever seen any of them jump?

I've seen some roll over.

Musical composers, mostly.

At least the dead retain some of their agility
the dead, they can dance
zombies, where
Safeco

They’re wearing Green & Gold.

Rock me Amadeus?
That's a decent tune if you ignore it's made in the 80's
and made by a German named Falco.
I try to ignore all Germans

Except the smart one’s.

stay clear of Hegel.

He’s clearly not right in the head.

Nice battle by Carson.
If Morrow goes over 100 pitches, we win.

That’s how it works, right?

Yeah, we get thier runz then.

Holy shit a walk!!!!

Yes....of course!!

Hey we have a chance to score some runs….Oh never mind

There's a certain orderliness to the box score right now.

A’s: 0 1 2.
M’s: 7 11 0.

I do not enjoy it when the A’s have more errors than hits… ah well.

i just hope we don't end up

1 2 3

buck gets to 1st base
two walks!

This is intense.

Well, the parade ended, so I'm back to the game.

Still sucks, I see.

was this one of those all of China participates thing?
First half was tanks and precision-stepping soldiers

Second half was here is the float from Jiangsu province, known for its pioneering land reform efforts….etc etc. And pretty happy ethnic minorities.

do they have

Puerto Ricans posing as Native Americans too?

Some kind of 'are'.
Or is this the night NCIS: LA is on?

  Just to further impress LB with my coolness. A friend of mine is in it, so I have to watch it.

I'm gonna go eat a Snickers bar in my king sized bed. Alone.

And watch Sportscenter.

God damn, I suck.

Almost the same.

Drumstick. And those damm nuts are everywhere.

just put on some briefs. you’ll be a’ight.

use the ice cream to pick up the nuts
genius
Isn't that what you come to AN for?
that, and the chicks.
chicks dig geeky guys typing for hours in front of their computers

about baseball.

that should be the official t-shirt of AN

with a picture of christina or lauren on it

i thought we were going to have halter tops?
I don't think a Christina picture would fit

on a halter top.

i thought the an guys were creating halter tops for the an girls?
I don't think Christina would fit

in a halter top.

but damn it, we'll give it a shot
I can make that, you know.
sounds like you could use a Personal Life Coach.
snicker

(not the candy)

THEY HAVE THOSE??!!

Just wondering.

Be sure to be in your underwear.
turn that frown upside down Bloom

I’m sure things will get better

If you can do all that sober

That’s more than a typical man.

pshh, my flat is in the opening credits of Trauma

which is awful, by the by

really?

I kind of want to watch it, because it’s filmed in SF, and I was working in the city last spring when they closed some roads to film the pilot… but if it’s that bad, I don’t want to waste my time. (Because it’s not like I waste my time doing things like posting in game threads every day.)

Well,

i’ve only seen the first episode – it was the pilot, so maybe it’ll settle down.

but it had two helicopter crashes, a pileup on the motorway, an exploding oil tanker and a missing finger.

i was watching with some friends, and we mostly just laughed and shouted – I’VE BEEN THERE a lot

What happened to the show "Life???"
Is there anyting cool about NCIS: Los Angeles?
The first episode seemed pretty dull

But I haven’t really got into the new “procedurals” — old Law and Order reruns are good enough for me.

And Eric Wedge got the ax

Figures, I suppose

Who will manage next?

Biggs?

John Gruden, hopefully.

….oh, sorry, wrong thread.

sigh
I'm thinking we get rid of the fat man,

and talk Gruden into returning to South Bend. Or perhaps Butch Davis.

Oh I thought you meant the Raiders.
nonnoon.

Gruden wouldn’t return to Oakland, man.

{cries}
maybe once Al dies.
that will never happen
Actually, he died years ago,

but he keeps going anyway.

has joel skinner ever gotten a chance to manage?
I thought it was better hit than that
kristin chenoweth singing Heart on Glee

i loveher

A lot of people seem to like her

but her voice grates on me

she was great in Wicked (the musical)

she’s good in the theatre, may not translate on tv

my ex-wife loved those books.
never read the book
pop-you-lar
love that soundtrack
I saw it for the first time this summer

LOVED it

who?
broadway actress/singer
I've really only seen her on the West Wing
she might be annoying with her pipsqueak voice
ya but like I said I know a lot of people love her
they were singing "how can i get you alone" and it was good

obviously i’m flipping the channels now

more tolerable than Bernadette Peters who irritated the heck out of me.
you too?

she’s always seemed like a B-rate madeline khan to me…

ooooo.

I had the strangest crush on Madeline Khan growing up.

it’s that von shtupp song in blazing saddles! i never got the lyrics as a kid, but i knew what i was seeing.

yeah, that's true.

But then she also had her own show on ABC for like a half a season or so. I was really infatuated with her and I was like younger than 10.

she was great in The Jerk...
you need to steer clear of those kind of movies in your mood.
I thought they were good for me.

I thought the ones to avoid were like…I dunno…Falling Down?

refresh me on that one
Michael Douglas snaps, starts blowing shit up.

Abandons his car on the freeway in gridlock.

I think it's a pretty good black comedy

For the first hour or so. Then it gets stupid.

Michael Douglas is a good actor
he can be.

kind of one-note.

Remember that one movie where he got kidnapped as a joke by his brother?

That was a pretty good movie.

What was the name of that one??
The Game?

Good movie.

He’s been in several good movies. He’s got a good eye.

Walks a lot?

Or at least acts in a lot of good hitting counts?

he's always in a position to get a good pitch, yes.
that made me laugh
Walks a lot?

Or at least acts in a lot of good hitting counts?

Did Cindi make you hit post twice?
Yeah that's it

I enjoyed that one in particular.

boy I don't know I think he's underated
She was in the Jerk?

I need to see that.

Nevermind

I realize you’re talking about Bernadette Peters.

+ a BUNCH
Also better on stage.
Hey Brad Lidge finally didn't blow a game

(but he was up 10-3)

This is Halloween, this is Halloween.

Sorry, my son is watching that.

I love that movie.

I own it.

Was always his fave.

Wonder why he decided to break it out tonight.

have you taken him to a walgreens or something recently? they coated in orange and black quite early this year.

Didn't notice through the Christmas trees.
HAveyou ever been to Disneyland when the Haunted MAnsion is all decked out in Jack stuff?
yes, loved that.
I got my kid a Jack jersey that I don't think she ever even wore!!
I have like 3000 CD's but I've never bought a DVD

I just don’t watch movies over and over like some people do

I saw it when it first hit theaters

and every Halloween since
(and sometimes Christmas)

Everybody SCREAM

In our town of Hallo-ween

Love that one too!!!

Last Dance Everybody.
Let's just get one more hit.

Then I will be happy. Please?

liar.

good to see you’ve survived the night and the following day with a lethal cricket waiting you opening the wrong cupboard.

Powell makes me happy. Now # of hits = # of errors.

As for the lethal cricket — well, I haven’t really been in my kitchen today — had lunch at work and went out for dinner. Hopefully by the time I find it, it will be dead. No less gross, but much easier to dispose of.

do you have "palmetto bugs" in that part of Texas?
I dunno.

Probably. I am not yet familiar with all of the lethal insects around here, nor do I want to be.

don't let them fool you.

They’re roaches. Big ones.

are they the flying/jumping ones?

I’ve heard talk of them.

Tomorrow is my last A's thread of the season.

.Should we do a toga thing or something else?

Mort- 1IN, 8H, 6R, 1HR
Pen- 7IN, 4H, 1R, 1HR, 1B, 10K

click, or rather change to TCM
They Made You A Criminal?
thats it. got some ol Bowery Boys in it.
oh shit, this game is nearly over

how did that happen so quickly?

hey the one-hitter is broken up.

woooooo!

This hardly even qualifies as a tease
Watch the A's lose 7-6
I've seen it before...
Officially One Hit..

Holy Sh_t!

this is the worst game ever
Hey, I just noticed it's Wednesday.

Don’t you have Top Chef date with your Mom on Wednesdays, LB?

yay top chef in 10 minutes

love those voltaggio brothers

I went.

But it was a fucking repeat. And I don’t think they otld us it was a repeat.

it's just not your night Bloom
Wow Cust K's for the fourth time...

2 Hit ouch.

Well that was fun

hey 4 KO’s for Bust

Other than all of it, this game was pretty interesting.
Good game for Brandon Morrow.

I wanted the A’s to get him.

tomorrow will be a beter game
thanks, Scarlett.
really?
i promise, especially if you're all wearing your togas
Kinda by definition
promise???
Is it too late to join the game thread?
No, we haven't scored yet.
You can join us.....welcome

no game left……sry

Was there a game?

Seemed like batting practice really.

Well if batting practice is just ending then I am right on time...
Holy sh_t a Kennedy walk off!

1-0 A’s!
this game rocks!

They'd prolly like to play this one over!!

the battery in my radio gave out an hour ago. didn’t see the point of raiding yet another smoke detector in my house to keep listening…

Put those batteries back!! Promise??

LOL

Please stop living so dangerously....you are a real thrill seeker...
you are actually early for tomorrow.
Oh good, I hate to be late to the party...
whelp, party people.

bedways is rightways now.

Viddy well, peeps, viddy well.

Sweet dreams
Smell ya later everyone
luckily i smell good
look at my kingdom

i was finally there, settle in my home, as the prince of bel-air

Brandon Morrow...Brenden Morrow

As an A’s/Sharks fan, all I can say is…

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

rec'd

just for the cool li’l shakespearian skull

How fast did Henry get his fastball up to?

I just walked in and saw the score.

Just imagine a slegnA hitter or three getting wacked with one of those this weekend.

101 i think someone said

i’m hoping the games will be close enough that he won’t be used. or casilla.

Pitchf/x shows him with a high of 100.4.

Last time, his high was 99.9.

I was at the Phillies game tonight to see them clinch the NL East...Oh how I long for those days in Oakland again!!
And you weren't posting from your PDA or cell phone??

for shame

Oh, is mobile commenting available?
if you have an iPhone or BB the mobile site works well

mobile.athleticsnation.com

hahah hahahhaha haha

hahaha

i'm surprised lidge didn't blow it
Yeah...LOL..it was a great atmosphere here...I will write about it and post pics when I get home to the Bay Area tommorow...

The Phillies are in trouble in the playoffs if they can’t rely on their bullpen….Playoff games are usually close and you really need to have a bullpen that can close it out. Tyler Walker looked terrible on Monday night and they can’t depend on Lidge at this point. I was just a casual observer at the game with no real interest in the winer or loser so it was cool to be a part of the celebration though…

it's either him or madsen

no other real choices.

But yeah, good stuff man. I was there in 2000 for the clinching game in the days of Izzy, Hudson et al and it was like nothing else. I’m hoping I will get to go to an A’s WS sometime in the next 10 years

Good night

Here’s something pretty from outer space today- too big to post.

RECAP UP!

Umm…it’s short

www.athleticsnation.com

The A's sucked tonight

The end.

when do the playoff games start?
tuesday, i think

to the tunes of bon jovi on TBS (ugh)

well i guess the game threads will be different
what else are you up to tonight?

snicker bars on a lonely king bed?

no snickers bars

top chef is a rerun, not sure what i’ll do, what about you?

(looks at dishes)

i could do those. there’s also a pie in the fridge calling my name.

do you use AIM?

i don't have aim, is that aol?
yeah

you should email me your sn

i don't have aol, what's sn?
screen name

never mind then…lol.

sorry i don't have aol, is there another way to IM?
yeah

if you have a gmail account. or you can DL AIM www.aim.com or use iChat if you have a mac

ok i'm on aim, thanks for the info, my sn is oakashoney

they wouldn’t let me put the " ’ " in between the a and the s

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