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Game 151: A's vs. Rangers (cont)

Cahill, presumably on a pitch count, is done and the A's take a 3-1 lead to the seventh. Barton likes September.

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so.

This is the guy who’s unhittable?

shucks.

I was hoping Barton would get him.

one of the best parts of college

I’m finally in the east bay. no more giants fans giving me shit.

I didn't have any problems with Giants fans in college

my nemesis was math

did any giants fans go to your college?
THere were a bunch at mine, in LA
Uh no

I went to the University of Kansas so it was mostly Royals and Cardinals fans

Anyone else here

either go to or is an alum of Cal?

BERRY JO and I are both UC Davis grads

We’ll try not to look down at you too much.

Kinda hard not to when you're sitting atop a cow.
haha

 UC pride

There ya go!!

Represent the Blue and Gold!!

A cow WITH A WINDOW IN ITS SIDE
You guys and your crazy-awesome agricultural progress.

Went to Stanford. So, that’d be a no.

Fuck Stanfurd

lol

Hey, hey.

Don’t make me tell one of those Cal jokes. What do you have against Stanford?

Yep

Class of 01, lotta Oak A’s fans on campus at the time

And pokemon drinking games

Every time someone throws a pokeball, take a shot of vodka. fuck ash for throwing so many in the first three episodes

Well, he had to catch ’em in order to have a show!

Oh jesus.

That sounds brutal.

it's not his fault he had to catch them all.
Aw. Rangers radio saying Ellis is one of the best fielding second basemen in history.

Yes, yes he is.

Well some people know.....

what’s wrong with the rest of them>??

and he's a magical unicorn too
is he as good as Lance Blankenship?
Those consecutive Gold Gloves don't win themselves!
that was a nice try by bobby
There is Travis poetry in the last tread.

I liked it.

And the thread, too.
I'm the Nipsey Russell of AN
You... ah...er... know how to please a woman!
i feel a tear coming on

oh my hunk of hotness, whee is thy dugout cam? oah is waiting with just her underwear on…

ah, erotic poetry
true poetry
the finest
you don't think i actually watch these games with my clothes on do you?
I imagine(d) not.
I like it best when you dance.
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
She really knew how to chuck it

She was a tomboy and liked football.

you went with the clean version huh?

you’re a better man than I am Flash

Too easy to go with the unedited one
The last line is something about Kirby Puckett.
He used to hang with Jim Plunkett?
We can keep it going!

Like sunshine biscuits
Golden hair flowed from the cap
Now fallen like leaves.

sad poetry (sniff)
sunshine biscuits? LOL!!!
"Sunshine Biscuits" is an AN nickname for Travis

A Jenniferism, I think, from 2007. I couldn’t find it in the archives though.

i see. thank you.
Where's the Moonlight Gravy?
I weep for Travais -- he is benched.

O, weep for Travais! though our tears
Rust not the shears which trim such lovely locks.

it's becoming tragic
I'm crying about it right now
more erotic please

Oh Travis. Ohhhh Travis. Oh! Travvvvvis!

I’ll stop.

that was last night
Oh dear.
That's what the neighbors said.
Out of the dugout endlessly rocking,

Out of Sacramento’s throat, the I-80 shuttle,
Out of the ninth-month call-ups,
Over the sterile basepaths, and the outfield beyond, where the man-child, leaving his bat, wander’d alone, bare-chested, long-haired,

does that chest have a nipple ring?
No, that's Dallas.
Walt FTW
Too bad Pam isn't here.

She would love the poems.

Where the hell has she been, anyway?
don'tn look at me

i don’t have a basement.

I think she needed a sabbatical from AN.
I think she has a big work event or two this week
More Keats

Much have I watched the Green and Gold
And many goodly butts and faces seen
Round many A-ball stadiums I have been
Where hot young prospects strut so tall and bold
Oft of one right-fielder have I been told
Who lives inside the doghouse of one Beane
But never did I gauge his hair’s rich sheen
Til I saw Travis Buck — how I long to hold…

that is lovely
I haven't worked out the sestet yet

I think I have to call it, “On First Looking Into Travis’s Homer”

The original

is here.

More Keats

Much have I watched the Green and Gold
And many goodly butts and faces seen…

there used to be Travis Buck haikus

back in the old days of AN, when Trav was in the minors. I’ll see what I can dig up.

looks it was mostly part of Haiku Friday

there’s a couple in this diary

and a couple more here

i'm loving these haikus, esp the ones that contain "your smokin hot ass"
Is is about Salty?
no travis haikus from awhile back
there's even one in there about mark kotsay's hot wife
ahem...

omg, thank you, all that luscious hair of salty's...travis what were you thinking
Ew.
you know you love it
gimme the same pic with you and ZF and we'll talk.
zf have we posed for that one yet? i'll be salty, i've been hitting the stairmaster so my ass is smokin lately
I don't know. Mine is pretty hot too.
we'll switch and do 2 shots
please god let this happen.
This comment is worthless without pics
But since you have the blond streaks, you look more like Salty.

My coloring is more like CJ’s.

ok, do you have a catcher's mask, i need to be pulling that off
Yes. Yes you do.
Breslow made Davis look silly right there with 2 strikes
Chef Cliffy? First time I heard of him.
yawn, hitting the sack with my Charles De Gaule bio. - bonne nuit
A bio of an airport?

thats weird.

Will see,

I read the bio of Dulles, but despite the title, it was quite lively.

It must be tiring

to have to govern a nation that has two hundred forty six kinds of cheese.

Let's Go Oakland!
Awright Patterson
Whoa! What the hell was that?

EPat turned on a fastball!

A AAAA pitcher comes in, and

BOOM!!!!!!

we need to score this runner on 2nd w / no outs

way to get it going Patterson

Will I know I need it
Yes!!!!!! RBI bitches!
The Fluke!
That's a species of flounder, right?
and the 49ers being 2-0
and the raiders being 1 - 1

Both the 49ers and the Raiders will be 2-1 after they play their respective games on September 27, 2009.

ok i give up

do they play each other next week? if not, who?

Niners - Vikings in Minneapolis, Raiders - Donkeys in Oakland

The 49ers play at the Vikings and the Raiders are hosting the Broncos.

2-1 I agree

but I think the donkeys kick the raiders in the . . .

Negative.

not in the negative

in the ass.

or wasn’t that what you meant?

Pretty weird that the Raiders/Broncos are playing a meaningful game so late into the season.
It's also a parasite that attacks the liver
Allright Rajai....RBI Single 2 for 4
Live Look In shows Rajai's hit
Lo, how the mighty have fallen

Randy Johnson just gave up a home run to someone named Rusty Ryal.

I know who Ryal is
Now how about a Davis steal and RBI double for Sweeney
I think RJ is gonna retire after this year....just a feeling
I think JR is going to get shot
By who?
We'll all find out on the next episode
You're dreaming
Finally get to listen to the game a little

But has it been on MLBN all game?

yeah

at least in Southern CA

wow I'm slow

but this is a nice surprise!

Sweeney is getting it one 2!

Sweeney is hitting .333 in his last 38 games.

nice little 2 and 3 combo in Davis and Sweney
Atta baby Suzuki!
kurt just ripped that inside the bag
this game is over!!!!!!!

well, almost…..

Damn...there went Bailey's save!
Can we bring Hrod in for awhile? Casilla?

That would probably do it.

No Casilla - ever
What do you mean?

He pitched a scoreless inning last night when it didn’t matter!

Zooks gettin it done
This is hot.

I love me some Zooks.

I love me some books

I can read and it only took me 30 years to learn

35 dbls for Zookie!
At first I thought that said, "35 dibs for Zooks."

Wow, that’s almost two whole containers.

Zooks is totally worth more than 35 dibs.
Cust getting in on the action!
Cust joins the hit parade
Check out this hitting clinic our boyz are putting on display!
all of this delicious scoring, bring out buck
it's garbage time

so he’ll be in

wait until you see him, he shaved his head
really?
trying to catch the hitting mojo the rest of the team has
Poor dude.

It’s like they sequester him off in a quarantine zone or something.

“Bring out the Buck.”

“Yes, Master.”

Buck = the Gimp?

Hunchback? DL him!

Yes, please....I would love to see Travis get some love at this point.
OAH will provide the love for Buck
Time for Unicorn to rip one?
this is getting ridiculous! wow!

Save some for tomorrow, guys.

I think I might love Eyre even more than Bootcheck.
Hah, Bootcheck.

Forgot about him.

I think he's with Florida

I saw his name somewhere…it was a blowout game…

Ellis says let me get some of that!
I just squeled so loud that dogs are barking.
I thought this was an OAH post before I read the name.
Ellis gets Cust in from second with a single to right!
Time for dale to rip another one?
did the A's eat beans for dinner?
can we face this pitcher every game?
"Too human is Eyre"
to forgive Jermey Giambi is divine?
I would use the term "unnecessary"
to quote the stickers on blockbuster movies in the mid 90s

“to play is human. to rewind is devine.”

we can only hope.

Love this guy.

2.35 ERA

That’ll change. Heh.

This is wayyyyyy good!

Can we keep this team?

Pretty please?

Well…can we keep the performance at least?

hooray for live look-in and lots of scoring

My boys are so pretty. And talented, too!

ERA goes from 2.75 to the 5s for Eyre

Awesome

Hope Barton doesn't see that.

He might think it’s April again.

That Barton is a fink
Nice looping back to the first thread
It figures that in an inning like that, Barton would hit it hard but wind up with it being a DP
Only 9th career GIDP for Daric in 201 games
huh

I would have thought higher

huh

I’ve never thought about it at all.

Except it wasn't a GIDP

It was a LODP

is LODP a real statistic?

Or is it simply lumped into GIDP?

It’s not a “grounded,” so it’s not. More importantly, it’s not the batter’s “fault” because he hit the ball hard; it’s usually the runner’s fault for running when he shouldn’t have or being doubled off. At least that’s the idea.

Bingo.

Was his name-o.

By the way, you’re at UCSD, right? Ever run into Roger Tsien?

Hah, never have.

Heard plenty about him, definitely, but that Nobel win pushed him into extremely exclusive territory. You’ve got to be one of the elite grad students to work with him.

He gave a speech a few days after he won, but I had a class during it, so I couldn’t go see.

Heh, that sucks. Does he teach any undergrad classes at all? Just talking to him would be pretty cool.

are you a chem/biochem grad student, danmerqury?

I think he’s a senior @ UCSD in chem.

Yes.

Chemical physics, not chem/biochem.

Woah. Chemical physics, hard core. You have any plans for grad school?

Not sure at this point.

It’s something I’d like to do, eventually, but I’m not sure if I want to take some time off first.

Industry for a couple years isn’t a terrible way to go. On the other hand, it’s not like college—if you’re out of science for a little bit, admission committees usually need to know what you’ve been up to and why you needed the time off.

Good to know, definitely.

Thanks! I’ve had a couple professors mention that it’s not a bad route either. One of them actually took ten years off (not the original plan), which he definitely doesn’t recommend, however.

ten years is crazy

but at least he wasn’t poor during that time.

Ten years off is a lot. You need to be prepared for the haul though. I’ve known at least a couple of professors who almost walked away from science in grad school because they were so frustrated with their projects. If you ever need some thoughts on the process, hit me up (speckops@gmail.com). I’m a first year, so the process is pretty fresh on my mind.

Wow, thanks!

If I have any questions or anything, I’ll be sure to.

Any time, man. Having good contacts in academia is really important, and that definitely helped me a ton.

nice

majored in biochem myself.

What are you doing with the degree now?

cancer stuff

pancreatic, specifically

That’s definitely a nasty one. My favorite middle school teacher succumbed to that one. From the time of diagnosis to death was no more than 8 months.

yeah that's pretty standard

the one silver lining of this swayze stuff is that it is likely to bring increased funding

Didn’t realize he died from pancreatic cancer. That’s rough.

I don't think he teaches at all, anymore.

The university lets him do whatever research he wants. Aside from the occasional honorary lecture or seminar, he never sets foot in a classroom.

Likely

Nobel Prize winner = No classroom requirement

At Berkeley, you get the “NL” parking permit (= Nobel Laureate) which means you can park anywhere you god-damn please.

That's pretty hilarious.

I get the feeling that that little “side benefit” comes in handy the most.

There used to be (and might still be) an NL parking space just SW of the Campanile

That’s near the chem building, no? Is the physics one near there too? Any chance it was Steve Chu?

This was back in the early 90s, so I don't think it was Chu
good explanation

thanks!

yeah, I really need this game to be over soon.

I’m not getting anything done! This is not good.

zf, blevins is in
someone is a Blevins fan?
zigdan likes all the tall lanky pitchers
Including Randy Johnson?
ew...no!
you don't like his big unit?
I like big units. I don't like THE big unit.
Big units are overrated!
It's not the size, it's what you do with it

Ah, who am I kidding.

That's what we all tell ourselves isn't it
I don't want to take the wind out of your sails, but...
I don't know if "wind out of your sails"

is the best metaphor.

I thought it was quite clever. Is there a better one?
Hah, not really.

At least, none that I can think of.

Burst your bubble?

Rain on your parade?

oooo...Bust your bubble would have been good!
When it comes to units

lean and lanky is no longer so ideal.

how about medium and average?
pudgy and below!
but you know how to use it right Cap
how wrong you are....
hence the fainting and hitting the floor above
and all the loud squealing
that's what that noise was
Rockies trying to give one away

11-10 Rox, two on/two out in the top of the 9th.

They had an 11-6 lead!

Um....I don't care part 7

Hey, I didn’t start it this time.

Um....I'm not fair part 1

You’re going to lose count!

depends on what you post I guess
Wow patterson with a hit

and two today? (faint)

darn
he's hurt...put in buck!!!!
from your lips to geren's brain
I think she rather....oh I can't say it!
Ah, Pudge
I like pudge especially with nuts in it
Ow, that throw caught him right in the gut
crosby fail
not the first time
Soon to be the last time

(at least in Green and Gold)

Isn't that redundant?
i love how they showed the "highlight" on the rangers telecast

of him fruitlessly diving for a foul ball earlier

4th Place Team for AL & NL

If you look at the standings, the A’s would be in 4th place in each divisIon including the NL.

Don’t know if you follow Beyond the Boxscore, but they have weekly power rankings of the teams based on wOBA and some other composite advanced stats for hitting, fielding, and pitching. The A’s have pretty consistently ranked around #10 for a while now, whereas the Giants were #23 last week. Lul records.

Just browsed Beyond the Boxscore.

Looks pretty cool

It’s a pretty good place. BtB, The Hardball Times, and fangraphs are pretty good.

Man Texas is really sloppy tonight...
Texas sucks

and I’m not even talking about the Rangers

So are there game threads during the playoffs and world series?

I think so.

ok cool, so this isn't our last 2 weeks together
Yup
good

i need something when that epic rockies/phillies series gets boring

often

we all get geared up in both directions….usually one team gets favored..

Pretty fun!

They should just call this game to save face at this point!
Yesterday's too?
Kennedy opened the gate yesterday in the first with 2 outs

Then tey clubbed the heck out of us.

Tonight the Rangers have been throwing it around.. pass balls and Barton’s little league Home run

Did we win yet?

I had to shut down the MLB Audio. Stupid SB Nation upgrade.

Not yet

Technically.

my MLB audio has been screwy as of late is that what the problem is?
Not for me.

I have an old laptop that is sensitive to too much drain on the CPU. If there’s too much demand for too long it starts to overheat and will crash if I don’t shut down.

For most of the season, this was only a problem on really hot days, but since the upgrade, a game thread will shut me down in less than an hour. I finally gave in and got AdBlock for Safari; that helped a lot, but I still overheat after about two hours. Yesterday I tried turning off auto-refresh and I actually made it through the entire game, but I had it off again today and I didn’t make it. Looking at my CPU monitor utility, I’m not sure if auto-refresh actually makes a difference, but the site in general is definitely working the CPU harder than it used to.

So I just have to shut down my browser every half hour or so, which means losing the audio feed.

Hopefully I’ll have a new laptop by next spring. I don’t expect SB Nation to streamline its CPU use just for people like me.

The best thing to do would be to open the sucker up,

and try to blow some compressed air around. It’s mostly likely a dust buildup that’s your problem. You’d be surprised how much gets in there.

If you really wanted to, you could also remove the heatsink and re-apply some thermal grease, but that’s more difficult.

Hmm, that makes sense.

I’m not sure I trust myself enough to do it, though. I’m not very good with machines. I’m afraid if I take things apart I won’t be able to put them back together.

Granted, a lot of laptops make it intentionally difficult to open the bottom panel.

I had a laptop that forced you to take it apart from top to bottom just to get inside. Needless to say, I never even got a quarter of the way in before giving up.

Mine's an Apple PowerBook G4.

It’s from before they switched to the other chip. 2003, I think.

Ah. Then you might be out of luck.

I’m not very familiar with them, but I’d imagine it’s difficult/near impossible, consider it’s an Apple.

They still get dusty as hell inside

Get one of those little cans of compressed air, you can get them at office stores or best buy or whatever.

There will be an intake somewhere. Blow air through it. You’ll see the dust shoot out of it.

Brett Anderson looking like a local whino in the dugout! LOL!
The "perpetual six-pack" look

eternally appears “mellowed”

I like national whinos better
Support your local whino....!
Wasn't James Garner in that?
Rockford Files got nothing on that shit boyeeee!
that was funny. talk about dorky.
Stop: Ziggy Time
How about some rookie at this point??

or, Meloan?

oooh, I passed 6000 comments today.

Hooray for me!

i'm at 4500 comments

and all of them are a little perfect diamond of baseball wisdom

all of them?
I'm sorry I meant none of them
well some of them
closer to none of them

I think

what's baseball?
beats me I'm here to talk about Mad Men
Haha! U wish!
I'm less than 700 "FAIL"s and "yay strickout"s from 10k
just checked and i passed 3000 today

yaaaaay. i think half of them are about christina hendricks.

mine are indirectly related to baseball
and oddly enough Christina Hendricks

That’s how I got to over 17,000 comments.

yeah the other half of mine are lauren graham
mine are all related to hot players
I just thought about Lauren Graham and Christina Hendricks

and passed out for a bit

wake up, we won, bring out buck
Here's the link to AAN
Just got in

And wow, am I reading the box score right?? Sacrifices and stolen bases?!

oppo field hitting the most impressive...
Mmm

Opposite field. The only time I ever did that was when I was way late on a fastball..and usually it was a seeing eye single

you say oppo

I say uh-oh

And he says, "Ruh-oh!"

want a scooby snack?
and errors by the rangers
Some kid is imitating the ump guys in diamond level...lol
BRING IN MUNSON!!!!
and it all worked out in the end
Nice win bitches!!!!!
game OVAH!!
so very hawk-y
i like that guy

a classic-sounding voice

WE WIN! One More Time Tomorrow... Plz...
Celebrate good times, come on!
VICTORY!

cool picture
it's like a daffodil on fire
these fireworks look fucking lame now

YAY

ooooooooo
ahhhhhhh
oh
uuhhhh?
and I'm spent.
that was quick
so disappointing
did I mention I can breathe through my ears?
what does that have to do with stamina...oh i get it
really long tongue.
are you on your way yet?
I already disappointed you once...
let's make sure it doesn't happen again!
I want one of those boats
That's a good one.

It warrants the extra height.

Reminds me...

Those tourist-oriented Swiss created a holiday, basically so they can shoot off ordnance fireworks. Incredible amount of gunpowder smoke, little kids with M-80s, pretty incredible.

Be there August 1 some summer…it is magnificent.

Oh, good God, no.

I like to look at pictures of fireworks, but I absolutely hate hearing them. One of my least favorite things in the world. I am miserable every July 4 and January 1.

Well, then Switzerland on August 1

is not for you…
The percussion from the Chinese fireworks, set off from the high ramparts of a medieval fortress in Martingny, was palpable on one’s chest.

Most incredible.

Athletics beat Texas, 9-1

Cahill=winner!

and the giants just lost
Gnats' playoff chances

apparently I went to the wrong game last night

oh well, I have tickets for tomorrow night

Thhhhhhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh A's win
Awww....send his ass back to AAA already!!!!!!!

;’0

Seriusly, though...

Me likey some trevor Cahill again tonight….he could have easily finished the 6th inning.

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