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Re-Thread: A's vs. Texas


For the first time during the streak, the A's are down: 4-0 heading to the bottom of the third.

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We’re going to win.

that's the spirit
ya because we need this win!
Our offense will carry the day.

They’re just toying with the Rangers.

royals have scored 11, so can we
New thread, new pitcher!

That’s the rule, right? No? Dag nabbit!

I go take a shower and they score 4 runs?

Uh, did I just jinx us?

Next time just use patchouli.
roomy.
gloomy

outside at least. Just had a crack of thunder that shook the whole condo

meh.

those occur daily here.

Here, in paradise.

this one is pretty good

especially for September

That was a very odd-looking swing by Cliff, but it worked!
um...

That almost sounds like a scene from HBO's "Rome"
What's pornographic?
it's where they take all their clothes off and do things to one another.
I know it when I see it

just like the Supreme Court

Can someone give OAH some Buck pics to drool over?

Otherwise she’s staying back.

Can someone give me some bucks to drool over?

I’ll take all bills and even 1 dollar coins.

And we can not have that!

Srsly!

how does he look in an A's uni?
remarkably like Jeremy Giambi.
what it doesn't slide
ha, can he slide?
he doesn't leave his feet.
stop, you're killing me :)
Loving this!!!

hahahahahahahhaha

AK looked really sloooowww running that out
wow i cant believe Bradley said that about the cubs

I know why they havent won in 100 years now

This is the last "new" buck photo I have.

drool

And the guy with the A’s hat is pretty hot, too.

Sorry, I didn't have time to crop. You guys were too fast for me.
Crop?

That needed a caption.

Dinner question:

What kind of tequila goes with cheese manicotti?

what type of tequila doesn't?
A whole bottle?
fuck the manicotti.
Its fuckable.
Is that why it's shaped like a hole?
I think you could get a nasty burn doing that, LB
depends.

you need to protect your cannoli.

You guys are great medicine to a shitty day. Thx!
woof.
Its why we're here.

Shitty day for us too.

You guys are cracking me up tonight!
I had to fire a monkey today.

It was a bad day.

my biz partner might be cheating on his wife, who also works for us.

Why would he cheat on his wife?

rrs life gets complicated
Who else you gonna cheat on?

You can’t exactly cheat on a stranger.

Was it the monkey with the key problem??
yup.

I sent him home on Friday, told him I was thinking about firing him. I wanted him to think about it over the weekend and I would too and we’d talk Monday morning.

The first thing out of his mouth this morning was that he felt unappreciated.

Apparently, he’s either considerably more dense that I thought him up until now or he drastically misunderstood what I wanted him to do this weekend.

He called me bipolar.

Did you point out to him the possible FU's that could lead to him not being appreciated by management??
yes.

he gave me excuse after excuse as to why they were not his fault.

Welllllll - it'll be a sorry lesson for him

Lessons in life not learned are repeated…..he’ll get it or repeat it! Sounds like s/o who can’t take responsibility for his stuff…

mmm.

It was sad because I like him as a person and he chose to take it very personal.

Will he thank you for it later???

perhaps given some time and perspective.

It's pretty hard not to take it personally when you get fired
yeah, but it was deeper than that.

It was like I was personally rejecting him.

How old is this person?
Oh, he had plenty of time.

He didn’t want to be there.

I knew a bi polar
great answers all
I'm having red wine with my ravioli.

By the bottle.

hmmm.

I didn’t know they sold ravioli by the bottle.

Must be one of those weird Italian measurements..

Chardonnay,

with my penne.

That's what I'm having!

Except without the ravioli.

Good call. Will try that next time.
I had a vintage Yoo-Hoo with my corndog for dinner
I've had quite a heavy week's drinking

But I am considering opening the limoncello. Yknow, just because

limoncello has me on the floor
I'm just going to have a splash

I need to function tomorrow

can I come over?
Sure, but I'm watching House
I'll catch it On Demand.

Good?

fine by me

will he still be able to solve diseases when he’s crazy?

Um, dood?

I meant, is it any good?

Well, we're only eight minutes in

Incidentally, did you know the lady that plays Cameron was also in Dawson’s Creek?

Shamefully, I knew this without having to look it up

No, cuz, I'm old.
I love Dawson's Creek

but your life really is no worse without it

I know Dawson's Creek

but nothing of this “House” show. Which Creeker are you talking about?

She played Pacey's girlfriend for a few episodes

when he came back from sailing off for the summer.

House is a medical thing. It’s pretty decent. Well, it helps to pass the time before death in an acceptable manner

Hmm, not ringing any bells.

I remember the regulars, but not every guest star.

Oh...not a fan of that. But I'll deal.
Wine changes everything.

Well most things.

I thought money changed everything?
I thought everything changed, but you?
Eddie?
I thought it was Cyndi Lauper.
Cyndi Lauper:Madonna::John the Baptist:Jesus
Delicious.

One of my favorites, that’s for sure.

Yeah, my brother brought me some over from Italy

Preeetty pleased

where's that dugout cam?!
the football game is quite good.

tied 20-20 in the 4th.

the Raiders would whip either team
Im going to switch over.
i am so there
peyton marched them down the field pretty quickly for that TD
yuppers.

And I like Gruden calling the game, too.

I didn't like him beating us in the Super Bowl
no, but....if someone was going to stomp you....why not him?
I actually agree with that.

Weird.

Sorry but I just don't think that way

that’s the only Super Bowl I’ve seen the Raiders lose and I hated every f’ing minute of it.

If you're interested in single- and double-wing offenses and such
here’s a pretty cool website that I found with good explanations of how they work.
apparently the Rangers just had their rookie hazing

and made the rookies walk around downtown San Francisco in their crazy outfits…

so let’s see, A’s rookie hazing will be… leaving for LA on Friday? Maybe?

It's that time already?

Time flies.

Won't they have to haze like 1/2 the team?
they could not have "pulled those off" in Arlington
Yea on mlb XM they had whole thign on the a's and carter and wallace

Makes you feel good about the future

not feeling so good about the present
A couple more...



Knock yourself out

It looks like he stretches well.

woohoo, thank you!
couple years ago i asked buck if there was any good bars to go to

He said i only drink water so he didnt know, kinda pointless story but come on who believes that

you met him?
Yes been to spring trainign 4 years in a row
so if i go next year i could somehow meet him?
most likely
ok i'm there, do i go to a game and you can meet players later...if he doesb't hang out in bars/clubs where else?
go to the game...early
Yep!
i have a friend on phoenix, i'm going, what's the best week to go?
Are you going again to ST?
Its my fondest wish.
my BIL can hook us up with a guest house.
I love you, BIL, I always will....
Or...Love shack, baby, love shack!
AZ will never be the same
At first, I wanted to go with you guys

Now I’m a little scared

I wanna go even more than I did before!!
Haha!

We’re actually pretty well behaved, despite all the bravado.

You? Well-behaved?

Uh huh. Sure.

Shhhh...
I'm still interested

hopefully I can save up some money by March

Why is it that everytime I'm in crowd of kids waiting for autographs,

they’re always asking where “Buck” is?

'cos he's hawt
It's always the little boys!

Last time that happened, Ziegler had the unfortunate job of telling them that he was in Sacramento. Not sure if they understood.

they like his hair too?
Can't argue against that one.

His hair is luscious.

hey i don't understand why he was in sacramento either
Yes!

Its very cool how close you can get to the players there.

i am so going
wait for the group to announce it

so you can go with us..it’s awesome.

but i have alterior motives
That's okay!

So do we, haha!

most of our group does
so what is the best week to go? is it in march?
anytime really

we went middle of march

ok thanks
np

you willl love it

i'll be dreaming of it all winter : )
what happens in spring training stays in spring training?
Well I can't promise that

but yeah

so, has any ANer bagged a player before at spring training?
I think you're on the wrong blog.

Try “On the DL”.

Just don't lick anyone's face in a bar, okay?
I think the saying goes,

“What happens at Spring Training gets posted on AN.

With pictures."

I was just thinking - who's taking pics??

LOL

With "James Venes" watermarked at the bottom.

Even if he wasn’t there. He’s sneaky, that Flashfire.

The most famous being that one of Nico.
you wanna hem your pants?
Good one, J.

You can imagine all kinds of sentiments to go along with that look.

TV making it tough on me tonight

A’s game or the football game where I might get the occasional shot of the cheerleaders…why tv why!?!?

There isnt even any Jaymee Sire to make it easier for me.

I absolutely adore Jaymee Sire.

me too. Future wifey.
She's quite the looker.

Quite the looker.

She makes me happy.

Here you go boys

which one is she?
The cute one, the one in pink.
she looks to be about 12.
I was going to say 13 but ya she looks young
The female blonde, fair skinned CSN reporter.
I think shes a brunette now.
who's who?

Amy Gutierrez is on the left.

I like Amy Adams
she's pretty.

I like Marcia Gay Harden

Marcia Gay Harden

she’s a great actress. I loved her in “The Mist” she was bat s*** crazy in that movie

I love her in pretty much anything.
Miller's Crossing.
She was great in Pollock and Mystic River as well
I like all three wives from Big Love, too.
I like Ginnifer Goodwin

but I’ve never seen the show

and yah get a good close shave every time
Huh wuzza wuzza wuzza!
Did you see the Cowboys-Giants game last night?

I shit you not…they have cage dancers. Like…little platforms on above the seats with minor league cheerleaders or something.

Thats why the Cowboys are my team!
Yea ive toured the stadium a couple times,

The rangers ballpark is right across street from the cowboy stadium

I admire your taste in cheerleaders and sports teams
Same to you good sir!
There are surely easier ways of seeing ladies on tv, no?
not to mention this internet thang I've heard about
take dancer A and dancer B - identical

but put dancer B in a Cage and guys under 25 have an altered perception of reality.

Especially when said guys under 25 are sitting directly under said dancers.
well, i know, no need to get into that kind of thing.
Gonzalez throwing batting practice out there
I cannot wait until they legalize garlic bread.
damn that will take away my plan to be a garlic bread dealer

I need something for my retirement

Pitching change!

Just in the nick of time, too! Real bang-up job there Bob.

I don't blame Hull-Hull boy for that

I’d have done the same thing, expecting the same results. The A’s were pretty much going to lose this game no matter when he yanked Gonzalez.

They would have had a chance if he'd been pulled after approximately 0 pitches.
I think it's safe to say the streak is over
The streak is over

you were with me all the while

He relies a lot on deception, so it could be a

“first time through the league” phenomenon, but Brad Kilby has been awfully impressive. He makes hitters look pretty bad sometimes and has thrown a lot of early strikes. If that deception is for real, he could be a pretty solid LHP out of the pen for 2010.

I've liked him so far.
the good news is that it's only the 4th.

we have time to come back with e-gon, gone.

I want to think this

but Millwood is dealing tonight. I’ll hold onto hope for now.

BORING!
Agreed!

hahaha....bored kitties are cute
I think that kitty is just sleeping

I don’t want it to be sad

gosh, that guy and gal with their slow pc. what up?
Let's go Oaksterdam!

Rally Burger:

let's go get some WMDs in Hamsterdam.
no, let's set up basketball hoop
I'm calling DHS right now!
i love the wire
I finally watched it about a year ago and it was a great show

I watched all the seasons in one summer.

it's a masterpiece, esp season 4
yes, season 4...

though 1-3 ain’t shabby.

Five was…not as good. Still good, but not as good.

3rd is my next fave season
HBO had it going on for awhile

now it seems like they don’t have much on.

I liked the first season best but season 4 was great

my classroom is not nearly as challenging

So... this means that Henry Rodrieguez will make his debut, right?

Silver linings and all that

Though, I might have to learn how to spell his name
tell me if he comes in... watching fuutball
It's only the most common name in MLB right now.

At least anything this side of Ramirez.

Yeah, I realised I'd mispelled it right after I clicked post
And down goes Hairston...

Go sit on the bench.

there's nothing more irritating than incompetent clock management

reminds me why I like tennis and baseball.

nothing more irritating?
in football? no.

ahould be easy.

stupid penalties piss me off the most
well, there was that time I was late for the tennis match.
Yeah, having one mosquito in your bedroom is way more annoying than that
anything at the airport is irritating
that is seriously the worst thing EVER.

I have so many bad childhood memories about a single mosquito buzzing around my head while I was trying to sleep. Evil.

Or a fly,

they always seem to know just where to bug you.

It drives me crazy

No matter how tired I am, I need to wake up, turn on the light, find and kill the little SOB.

Now it's ON.

Get fired up, A’s!

Great Minds RC

Great minds….oh wait JK

Let's go Oakland!!

This is the inning – right?

Apparently not.

Waaah!

did someone GIDP?
I turned on the radio just in time to hear "4-6-3 double play".

Then Vince started talking about Hollywood Squares.

did he do it in his Shadow Stevens voice?
"i will go with jennie c. reilly for my question?"
YEs.......ellis
There's still time......

we like 2 out rallies

I like pep rallies
GYMNASTICS!
Woooo!

Now we can rally!

Time to get some RUNSSSSSSSSS
You are aware that Crosby is up, right?
Yes......

I thought of that as soon as I posted……I am the SUPREME optimist!!!

It could happen.....

it could I tell you

Dolphins so deserved to win that game.
i found myself hoping they would pull it out
the Dolphins might go from 11-5 to 5-11
much tougher schedule this year than last.

at Atlanta, Colts at home, at San Diego.

yep that division could be up for grabs this year
J-E-T-S

Jets! Jets! Jets!

M-A-Y-B-E

it’s early

true,

but they also have a QB whose arm won’t fall off this season.

they'd win it all if they had JaMarcus Russell
3-17!
Just win baby!

“Just enough, baby!; Raiders rally past KC” was the headline of the sports section today in my newspaper.

The momentum of the glorious final drive will carry over to this Sunday, resulting in a 41-14 win over the Broncos.

At first, I thought that was JaMarcus Russell's completions from yesterday.

Ugh.

He was 3-for-17 with 42 yards before the final drive in which he was 4-for-7 with 67 yards.

Ah, so I was right.

They were pretty much the worst they could have been while still walking out as winners.

That being said, that final drive was indeed pretty awesome.

T-A-M-P

-ER-ING-JETS!

Back from the football game, what did I miss?
the iron chef guy scored a 21
the fat guy with the beard?
no, the handsome one who yells out the secret ingredient
hmmm.

too bad. I like the fat guy.

Mario Batali
the race car driver?

I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny to say it, but say it I must

It soooo is funny!

And yet, one less likely to fit into a race car there never was.

If only you where a woman

we need more women who like fat guys in this world

tell me about it.

preaching to the choir, my dark friend.

(raises hand)
Hello My name is Amnesiac

I am a leo, enjoy long walks on the beach and my favorite animal is poopies.

isn't he on Mad Men?
wasn't joan awesome in last night's episode?
She's gorgeous and she can act

it’s possible she can walk on water as well.

i think i might have a girl crush on her
that's even hotter

I’m going to need to take a cold shower now

I totally missed it!

Was cooking, barefoot.

It was a really good episode

with one shocking scene

Thank goodness, for On Demand.
It's not on my On Demand yet

wah!

tomorrow.
Normally it's the first thing I watch on a Monday morning

as I answer my weekend emails.

Threw me for a spin, and that’s no lie

Was Joan the one who was on Firefly?

Redheaded, curves everywhere, huge…tracts of land?

Yes, confirmed.
Those two episodes of Firefly are two of my favorites.

And not only because of her.

I think she was on Firefly

and the rest sounds right

yes she's hot
I need to know who this person is
Rent Mad Men.

Worth your while.

Killby!
i like the way he hides the ball
yep
He's a local lad...
I like the way he grabbed the comebacker
Angels playing Yankees?
a little evil on evil action
And yet I'm slightly aroused.
and will Wevil be making a start too?
Yup - you want an update?
apparently the yankees can clinch a spot with a win.

good. I smell complacency.

they've looked pretty complacent for about a week now
I smell oranges
with a win???

or do they have to wait for s/o to lose?

I guess EGone starting portended a possibly bad outcome

oh well, still time…

Yikes....AK almost lost that one - looked like it was in the edge of his mitt!
ok, bed time, party people.

carry on in my stead.

Sweet dreams
don't miss the rally. it just started
Your going to bed, Im going out for a drink...
My son is home

and he wants to write the recap. I told him there are no touchdowns in baseball.

Let him write the recap.

What’s he doing home so late?

Royals handed it to the Red Sox
HAhahahahahahahahahaha
way to start it off, cliff!
let's go rajai!!!
Not pretty

but we’ll take it

off the deck now!!!
one's better than none
they panned to the dugout, no buck, you'd think at least his hair would be visible...
oh yeah i forgot about that

have you stalked his living arrangements yet?

didn't i tell you? he's staying at my house, i don't live far from the coli
and you couldn't keep him from the game today?
i want him to play, er, sit ont he bench eating sun flower seeds
that is an excellent point

i think he’s hiding from you

no he was sexting me from his phone

Isn’t that illegal?

we're over 18

Oh, I didn’t know the rules on the “sexting” thing.

Let's go ryan......

get a rbi – you know you want to

sure could use a long ball here

cut the lead in half

Into the right field corner.

NOW!

Rally Christina?

yes please

wow. i mean wow.

Wow, man.

Wow.

She's all woman!

How can she walk?

she can walk my way anytime she wants
hmmm, who do i dream about tonight? Buck or her?
HER!
I really may have to switch.
when you see perfection

how can you refuse? redhead, pale skin, large boobs. girl has it all.

I'm a sucker for red heads.
I'm a sucker.
Yay!

Love shack, baby, love shack!

Our tastes are so different.
wait you posted it

what are your preferences then?

Oh, don't get me wrong,

I revel in feminine beauty in any shape, size, and color. But in the abstract I tend to incline toward dark skin and big booty.

(I’m still reeling over the revelation that OAH is Irish-Danish. I could have sworn that way back when she said she’s black.)

when did i say i was black? no i am irish and danish, my blue eyes and sunburnt skin today are part of that package
I could have sworn I read that,

But obviously I was mistaken.

You mentioned the sunburn on the first thread, and when I read that I said, “Huh?”

when did she say that?

i kinda figured something irish, though.

yeah i’m opposite. all the girls i’ve dated in life have been very white, and most have been well-endowed on top. haven’t dated a redhead before, but i’d love to!

she just leans forward. it's the stopping that's hard.
that's the understatement of the century
except for the silicone
they're real
they're always real
you can tell the difference
i guess i don't spend enough time looking at women's boobs
I'm conflicted,

she has the frame.

she has a great complexion

but who is she?

She's on Mad Men
Christina Hendricks

And she is badass!

with a great ass
asses are your other hobby?
I'm a renaissance man
not spelled

renassance??

I like the spelling you two came up with better
Talk about curvy!
i sense a pic of kim kardashian's ass is imminent
No need for her tonight.

We need Christina’s ass.

whichever ass scores us runs is ok with me

so far they’re all failing. even the ones on the field.

wiki says she is 34

i guess she looks it — would have guessed like 30 though. not that it matters

Sexiest woman since MM.
she's definitely got the MMish measurements
Wow, she sure is popular.

I wasn’t familiar with her at all, but she seemed to be the consensus rally pick on the thread.

she actually distracted us from travis for a few minutes
Ryan Sweeney doesn't want any competition...

That’s why Buck was in the doghouse!

Buck trumps Sweeney always
Weirdly, Franka Potente just appeared on House

and I fell in love again. She’s a funny one, is for sure

is that effing d-girl?
Milton - suspended for the rest of his contract???

so no other team could pick him up??

someone correct me if i'm wrong

but i think they have to buy out his contract first. or i suppose a trade.

back in the gray area now
10,584 attendance

how many people are really there?

3,000
the other 7000 left to look at pics of christina hendricks
put in buck and i'm getting on bart now
Crapola...
One needs to go to the wall

the other needs to back up the bounce off the wall if it is not a home run… Not both to the wall…

"It almost looks like he didn't time it right"

Really Kuiper???

no way is there 10,000 people there
i heard that dallas braden has a nipple ring, could that be true?
Many things can be true......
I'd believe it.
me too
that is hawt, and i never looked at him that way
Yes, that's well documented.

(Or at least he used to. I suppose it’s possible he’s gotten rid of it.)

hope not, that's cool
I can't imagine how much that would hurt.

Well, okay, yes I could.

it's prety darn sexy

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