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Open Thread: Game 107 - A's vs. Rangers (cont)

The A's are doing a lot right tonight! They hold a 7-5 lead on the Rangers as we head to the bottom of the seventh! Six homeruns have been hit in the game so far.

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I miss ZigFan.

she saw that salty wasn't playing

so she bailed

Are you inferring that there will be even more homers?

I am waiting for the “frist!!111” comment.

That pitch was way outside
ump is like, what? you swung at the last one out there.
possibly the worst call of the season
i'll say it again in the new thread

dear billy:

please sign kennedy for a year with a club option for a 2nd.

thanks,

me

You know who else believes in signing Kennedy to

another year, jlanning?

Billy Corgan.

Though he disagrees about an option year.

Lee Harvey Oswald thinks we've seen entirely too much Kennedy already
Strangely enough,

on the Kennedy assassination, Billy Corgan has no opinion.

and Kennedy has no opinion about Billy Corgan either

imagine that!

that's silly, cityplanner,

don’t be anachronistic now.

And I bet he intends on putting a stop to it.
i'm guessing jello biafra is not a fan...
he wanted to ship our recently-traded LFer to a team in Asia.
lol
It's always best when there's a pause.

I guess that was a strike.

LOL wat

That was not a strike., Hairston has good reason to complain.

Error!

you'd think that with the combined tutelage of Omar and Wash

that Elvis wouldn’t have what, 14 errors?

Yay Errors in our favor!
Monopoly!
I think it;s Uno you're thinking of.

You don’t need to call Monopoly.

These are not the droids I'm looking for?
{validates O2B's parking}
But not on the dance floor
Reverse, Skip, Grab 4!
{draws 17 straight cards}
Draw 4

I love that stupid game.

Cust needs to get in on the HR parade
Eh, I'll take another error by Andrus
Andrus rushed that one because he was intimidated by Cust's blinding speed
Elvis has left the ball on the ground
We may need a couple more runs to clinch this game
I hate it when they talk about "playing the spoiler role"

Crap like that makes me wish the playoffs were abolished altogether.

you have to channel your inner asshole to understand
Frankly, I think the playoffs should be abolished any year the A's aren't in it,

as I fail to see the point.

we are like one.
What I find interesting about this team is that they've become fun to watch.

To be honest I don’t care that much about the “spoiling,” especially since spoiling the Rangers means helping the slegnA!

I just want to enjoy winning games without it having to

always be about the meta-game.

I just wanna be loved.

Is that so wrongggggh?!?

You know that first baserunner,

Bailey’s in. At least tonight it makes sense, because Bailey hasn’t pitched in what, 6 days?

Apparently not...
I absolutely love the crazy Dad commercial

It’s priceless.

Huh? That's not Bill King.
How come the Coli is so full tonight?

We have a two-game winning streak!

$2 Wednesday

Still, it’s pretty good.

nice weather, $2 to get in, dollar dogs, we're playing well
20K? Huh.

$2 tickets and dollar dogs really do the trick huh

so maybe we're not uncaring fans in OAK...

maybe we’re just all a bunch of cheap bastards!

Oh shit.

Maybe the marketing department really has done their homework.

you mean the M rketing Dep rtment?
plus you can usually sneak down in later innings to the better seats

You’re a naughty girl.

that has already been established

I'll know that I'm in KC on Friday

when I see the Mystery Machine driving by.

I swear to god that I saw Scooby-Snacks at the store

mom’s wouldn’t have heard the end of it if they had those back in the day.

My gf's dog looks like Scooby Doo in the head alone

I swear he smiles at me sometimes. It’s really creepy.

Mmm…Scooby Snacks!

i like you a bunch bunch more now.
I'm drug free too

Who knew!

ink fumes.
it's not so much the Systems 2

It’s the conventional ink.

my gf and I went as Fred and Daphne for halloween.

I do a mean Fred. I’m not sure how I’m both proud and ashamed of that at the same time, but I am.

that seems the appropriate emotional response.
the gf as Daphne, however, I couldn't be prouder

or more, uh, excited about it

you should be proud to do a good Fred

but Fred was a total douche, so you don’t want to do too good of a Fred, lest you be seen as a douche.

When I first read that....

….I thought you were saying your gf looks like Scooby Doo.

Hope she doesn’t read this blog, thought I!

Naw. She's beautiful but I feel we are on our way outs
Fun with editing
My gf’s [a] dog; [she] looks like Scooby Doo
recessionomics

Bring the family and stock up on dollar dogs ten at a time. Lug them home for good eats all week long.

Well, eats anyway.
Has anyone here bought tickets from Stub Hub?
I've sold tickets there, I think.

More controlled pricing situation than ebay.

Yes

Be prepared for a shitload of spam after you make the purchase.

Check.

Got a really good deal for the Wednesday Yankee game. To good, so I was getting a little nervous.

yes

normally high priced and that is why ebay bought them

go CL, alox.
Might try that for one of the other games.

Though that’s barely above scalping I think.

I usually find sick deals on CL

I have an old 50’s diner style table that I purchased for $75. It’s about $300 anywhere else. People helping people.

I second that emotion
Yeah I'm in StubHell right now

Seriously, I am not becoming a fan of theirs.

Rangers looking like the A's

When you look at the box.
Errors, more hits- yet losing.

We signed Tomko?

Are we so thrilled by what Springer’s giving us that we want more of that kind of thing?

Over 20k at the park tonight

Part of that is the weiner crowd.

Come for the wieners, stay for the Wuertz!
wow, the crowd audibly groaned when Sweeney didn't go for the catch.

nice

We have the good Ziggy tonight
That was a great pitch

Really good to see Ziggy handling excellent LHs.

Jeremy Roenick should decide to play

For the Winnipeg Jets just for old time’s sake, and then hold out on the Minnesota Wild.

You know, I'm strange enough to completely appreciate

a serious hockey comment in the middle of the game thread.

A serious hockey comment?

The Winnipeg Jets have been the Phoenix Coyotes since 1996 :-)

okay.

1. The Winnipeg Jets leaving the lovely town of Winnipeg is still a point of extreme discomfort for many a Winnipeg-ians, Kevin. Show a little more compassion.
2. You know who’s a serious hockey fan?

Hockey belongs in Canada

not in Florida (sorry, LB)

agreed.

NOTHING belongs in Florida.

except white dress shoes
not even Elian?
I've been to Winnipeg
That's in Outer Minnesota, right?
Minnesota is actually Lower Manitoba

But we all used the Kenyan Birth Certificate Generator to forge our way into the US.

Ooh, dancing on the edge of CGV there.
A million apologies
my brother lives there for a while.

I’m not sure Minnesota is the US. I like it, but it’s very different.

My wife tells me everyone in Minnesota is white.
No, although compared to California it can seem that way

More Hmong in Saint Paul than anywhere in the world. Lots of Somali folks too.

no, that's Utah.
or Idaho
Earlier this year I took a road trip

and stayed in a motel in Idaho.

The maids who cleaned the room were white. I swear to God that’s the first time I’d ever seen that.

Utah, too.

North Dakota.

A fan is on the field!

NO cameras are showing it...?
They aren't allowed to anymore
smart rule

to televise would encourage it.

ah - since when?
It was implemented several years ago
Been that way for at least a few years
Policy

They don’t want to encourage it by showing it. Of course, they’ll talk about it.

"Hyuk hyuk. Look, Ma. Ah'm on teevee!"
Where are the dart guns?
where the hell is Byrnsie when you need him?
I wonder whether he knows....

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he could post while committing a punishable offense.

Did the Voice of God just warn against running out on the field?

It's not Don, is it?
don't think so cuz we are winning
the players seem to be enjoying it
wow it must be the hotdogs
You can actually hear the crowd tonight!

I didn’t know they were allowed to do that at the Coli.

haha fan runs across the field

and now a 2nd!

I knew them dollah dogs was bad fer yas!!
Must be in a section where the bathrooms are out of order.
they must be looking for the free kraut.
Le Freak?

C’est chic.

and we were dancing

and there was blow EVERYWHERE.

good times.

free love. Don’t forget that part.

It wasn't free

It costed you in coke dollars

yeah, but you could get those in exchange for real dollars at the kiosk in Pirate Town.
Ahh, Wednesdays at the Coliseum
Fans on the field

ZigFan, Salty’s not in the game tonight! Head for the dugout!!

i beat her to it
full moon too?
Ah jeez, we've turned into US Cellular Field
Lotsa security guard action this series.
Kuiper and Fosse are doing a decent play by play on the runners
some great reactions from the ballplayers
any pics of the security guard tackle??
Was it $2 crystal meth night tonight?
It's Oakland.

EVERY night is $2 crystal meth night.

Under the BART bridge, maybe
Dammit, I know the reason they don't show it when fans do that.

I still want to SEE it.

Maybe someone will post it on Youtube
Aw, I love this

The guys in the dugout are amused

Damn. I should have gone to this game.

I was this ( hold index and thumb together) close...
Same. I had the day off from work.

But I would have had to go solo, and money’s tight. Too bad the $2 tickets were long soldout

I tend to avoid wed nights

The lines get too f-in long.

Am I the only one kind of appalled?

That fans are running on the field, and the crowd is cheering…in Oakland?

And the players?

They're playing the role of spoiler
It's not like anyone is throwing cellphones

Or chairs.

Or grabbing balls in play.
I dunno what they were grabbing.
"Playing the role of spoiler" again. Drink!
After the game

Disco Demolition Night

That's for between games at a doubleheader

White Sox had to forfeit game two, as someone tried to steal home plate, and they weren’t sure of the alignment any more.

And the outfield grass was all torn up, and the batting cage was wrecked, and there were shards of vinyl everywhere,...
Not a well-thought-out promotion.
Yeah

that forfeit didn’t hurt the Sox of that era much. The era of the butterfly collared jerseys. I dont which idea was worse.

Also, shorts

Ha! I was about to post the same pic!
LeFlore still looked cool

but Luzinski…not so much!

Is that LeFlore or Chet Lemon?
father of Liz Lemon
That would be an interesting backstory
Oooh good Call
HAWT
That jacket behind them is pretty fantastic, too
The original pro baseball shorts were worn by the Hollywood Stars

But they were slightly classier unis:

Heavy flannel shorts and stirrup socks!

Welcome to summer!

Apparently those shorts were specially padded for sliding purposes.
sippin on a draft beer

If only it was good beer...

I wouldn’t know.

Well try something else for your first. ;)

I’ll never drink alcohol.

I'll have his.
You have to become a lush before you can take the pledge
Is that really true?

I’ve never even thought about that. If you grew up in a family of alcoholics, and decided at age 15 or whatever that you were probably predisposed to alcoholism, wanted to be sober, and wanted to join AA for support, they’d turn you away? Or tell you to go on a bender and then come back?

depends upon the meeting.

Meetings are autonomous.

I mean, I can sorta understand it

since I gather that part of the process is sharing the experience — which would be different if you’ve never actually had a drink.

apparently, one of their beliefs is that

the drinking is but a symptom of the real problem. There would definitely be individual members who felt the youth in question belonged.

Al-Anon or Alateen for the case you described
Which is the Scientology one -- Narcanon?
Thetanon, I think ;-)
Are they anonymous? Or do you have to clear them by name?
Synanon?
nope, different group

but also culty. My dad was a member for like a year in the 70’s. Bad News Bears.

lots of good things came out of that bad experiment.
Like Jodie Foster's career!

We are talking Bad New Bears now, aren’t we?

She was soooo cute in that Kung Fu episode though.

Alethia? Something like that.

agreed

it just started to run away with itself after a while.

yes

and have you seen the new uniforms for the “Ideal Org” churches for Scientology?

I lol’ed

Shorts and big collars?
well

not quite

Harry Potter meets Gattaca
I keep seeing Hermione with no eyes.

Thanks for ruining my sleep.

But I did not spiiiiiiil my draft beer!
chair dance
I'm in bed.

Doesn’t really work.

more Lakshmi burger porn

running light on the Audrina tonight

she's "tasted ever flavor imaginable"
I'd like to have milk

and brownies with her.

Woo! Thanks for posting that pic
I was actually at that game and got pics of it
Don't you know that posting that...

….only encourages Byrnsie?

that was the beginning of the end for Byrnesy!

Macha said he though Byrnes should not have touched the guy. Byrnes said, “I don’t care what Macha thinks…”\

Two months later, traded.

Byrnes is lucky that guy wasn't a streaker
I was at that game, on the third base side

the guys ran out from around the bullpen. Two or three

Remember the other one was in a diaper?
Yea, and fans were yelling "Go Diaper Boy!!"

Huh??

Bailey blows em away

says “Feliz who?”

yay strickout
One to go!

MOJO!

Nice throw by Cliff
You, know it's funny

For the past week or two, I’ve had this strange feeling that the A’s don’t suck.

Who knew?

We’ve always gotten pretty hot late in the year asides from last year.

well, you sure have, baby

call me

This is wrong or we should start taking other teams minor leaguers
German’s contract bought by Rangers: The Rangers have purchased the contract of infielder Esteban German from Triple-A Sacramento and optioned infielder Joaquin Arias to Oklahoma City. To make room on the 40-man roster for German, the Rangers designated RHP John Bannister for assignment.
when did Esteban come BACK to the fold?
wait a minute.

when dids we get Esteban back?!

We didn't

Rotoworld blows goats.

Is that Rotoworld?

Or is there another baseball blurb service that’s doing a sloppy-ass job?

Fosse "bounced in the hole"

….then Pennington takes over…

No way that first pitch to Vizquel was a ball
the good guys win again
Don't say that.

Sounds like Hawk.

yes...yes...hell yes!!!
Celebrate good times.
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!
let's sweep this
i can live like this.
Very satisfying win for the Spoilers!

…kidding!

let's do some more spoiling!
I haven't checked the standings in ages

How far back are the Rangers now?

L, Vicente Padilla
I don't think so

I think the N. Perez guy gave up the HR to Kennedy, while the game was tied.

The runner on base belonged to Padilla.

the runner belonged to Padilla

he wears it, the ass

There was a guy on base

It is Padilla’s loss.

OKAY!!

I stand corrected… Feliz was the pitcher, not Perez, so I screwed up twice.

Great to see Padilla (the Headhunter) with the loss!!

Wow...winning a series...chance for a sweep. I must be dreaming.
"It was a good way to get him back."

Zook on homering off Padilla one at-bat after being hit by him.

Love Kurt.

LOVE

Heart.

is he still your man crush?

Yes, but Rajai Davis is very close second with Brett Anderson in third.

oh i see you're ranking them now

Eh, it was pretty easy. After Anderson, though, it’s really hard to split ’em up.

I hope you have an erotic dream about him tonight

Speaking of erotic dreams, I had one about OakA’sHoney last night.

I hope you have one about Kurt tonight.

I’ll have one about Morgan Beck tonight.

I refuse to change the size of this picture.

who is that?

and why do I not know who she is?

She played volleyball at the University of California. Now, she’s a model.

Blazing the trail for Allison Stokke?

Uh, I don’t know who that is.

google

now

The goodness for teh internets!

Now attractive highschool students need never be without legions of would-be stalkers!

I prefer Morgan Beck.

you haven't?

you have not yet lived, young one

I have seen a picture of her on the Cal blog, but I didn’t know her name.

we must agree to disagree

athletic brunettes are right in my wheelhouse

I have no quarrel with athletic brunettes

I do think it’s creepy when people make a pictorial icon out of an ordinary high school athlete who never sought out celebrity.

There are enough starlets who want to be starlets. No need to thrust it on someone who didn’t ask for it.

I'd even put college athletes on that list.
I agree it's an issue

Though I’ve never sought to do anything but appreciate their natural beauty. So at least as far as on my part, on harm no foul. But there are many others who take it far too far.

I’m also an equal opportunity oggler. You should see me at the Cal Men’s waterpolo games. Yikes!

why did i crack up upon viewing this?
Arrested Development, no?
wait til I show you my tiny teddy.
Is your boyfriend back, or are you going to dream of Travis

again tonight?

…. oh wait, sorry. I thought you were someone else.

he gets back tomorrow

and lately it’s not travis, taking a break, i like that saltalamacchia

I don't want no part of yo' tired ass country club, ya freak bitch!
a magazine in the bathroom

doesn’t count as a “dream”! ;^)

you're weird.
well you have a small point there
That's not as much of an insult when you say it to a girl.
Padilla is the King of Trepanism
Ron Washington goin' out his damn mind right now

I feel bad for him. Not that bad, but bad.

He knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

He’s been around baseball a looooong time.

I'm going to get a root beer float at the coli tomorrow

I hope I can bring my 4-game sweep broom out!

A 4-gamer calls for a much larger broom

Vrooom

how about a dust buster?
uh, I think you're unclear on the concept...
i hate sweeping

i use electronic appliances

For your business

You’re lady business.

Oh, my. I hope that’s not what I think it is.

I hope it is.

I am scared.

don't be
Yea, don't be. Learn how to use one. You'll be thanked later.
true

I’ll practice on you, okay?

that's enought

isn’t it your bed time?

Whoa, I thought you’d ignore me after that.

No, I don’t have a bed time. It’s the summer, silly.

Isn’t it a little too early for me to be using one of those?

Yes, I am.

I am lady business.

Better than Lady Gaga, I suppose

Matt Morrison has been pretty good with the names tonight.

Quick game tonight

Who knew with Reineke on the mound.

"Home runs are good." - Bob Geren

Now will you all quit picking on him!??!!! He’s obviously an amazing analyst.

Bob either

a. looks like a cartoon character

or

like he just visited a mortician

“I want Bob Geren as my poker face!”

bob bob bob bob's poker face
When a manager is asked

if he thinks a guys has been thrown at, and he says “I don’t know”, it means “Yes”.

This is true.
I like Suzuki's answer:

“I’m not going to say he was throwing at me or he wasn’t…but I wasn’t too thrilled about it, and it was nice to get back at him with that homerun.”

I’m gonna go with “that’s a yes.”

Hook slide


Texas Rangers catcher Taylor Teagarden, right, and Oakland Athletics’ Rajai Davis wait for the call at home plate after Davis scored on a sacrifice fly by Scott Hairston in the third inning of a baseball game Wednesday, Aug. 5, 2009, in Oakland, Calif.

That Rajai slide was great
That, um,

that doesn’t look right.

“So, whatcha doing later? Wanna go get some seafood?”

Yeah, what that looks like isn't called a "hook slide."
Maybe in New Jersey
Huh, you're right

what game is that from?

apparently tonight.
Grabbed it from the Daylife Gallery

Here

“No, I do want it. But I think that guy over there is watching.”

was that...was that you in grade school?!
"Yeah, Bob Davidson likes to watch."
So, Pennington had to give up a bat and two balls

In order to get his 1st HR ball

Giving up a bat and two balls? Sounds like most of Crosby's ABs.
Priceless

The two balls are left in the on deck circle eh Nico?

ohhh, nice
AT least it wasn't
two snowballs and a ding dong

.

Sorry about that.

Cliff Pennington on radio postgame, coming up
In his interview, he said he was trying to convince Tommy Everidge he had more power than him because he has a homerun and Tommy doesn't.

Hee.

Pennington is as bad as Tommy

“You know” at least 25 times.

But we don’t care how many times you both say “You Know” as long as you get a hit for each time you say “You Know”

They should both hit .999 for the season each

wait until ypu hear max stassi
did Pennington go to SSU too?

Sweeney’s batter walk-up music was just playing in the clubhouse, I think.

what song is that?

getting as annoying as his haircut

I don’t know. I don’t listen to rap. I listen to old school hip hop. I just recognized the beat.

I guess I shouldn't laugh at "old school hip hop"

since I used to perform “contemporary opera”.

The last couple games

They were playing Cust’s music in the clubhouse

Busta Rhymes – Respect My Conglomerate

Lil’ Wayne sucks, but Jadakiss is sick.

Pennington's an Aggie?

Gig ’em!….I guess…..

oh no, some non-Aggie fans!

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