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Open Thread: Game 127 - A's at LAAAAAAAA (cont.)

1-0 A's after 3 innings, as Ryan Sweeney's power showed up tonight!

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Boobies
I like those
Where?

(looks both ways vigorously)

being first on a thread

is a sure sign that my life is banal. phew.

You are losin' it

No posts about dinner anymore

just had grilled salmon filet, silver salmon, small end portion

and spinach with veggies salad with Asian Caesar dressing. Hagen Daz Coffee ice-cream is locked and loaded in freezer.

There ya go

I’m just beginning to cook after remodeling my kitchen. One of these days I will be the envy of AN posters.

As long as you cook us dinner.
Wish I could

My kitchen turned out really nice and I did all of the countertops all by my lonesome.

I had mango habernaro wings.
gas burners?
I have a grill too :-)
Nice.

What I wouldn’t give for a nice gas stove.

“Sweeney haters, where you at?”

I coulda gone my whole life without ever reading that again.

I apologize.

What subjects are you taking this year, boy?

Classes:

  • CP English 7-8
  • CP U.S. Government and Economics
  • Spanish III
  • Financial math
  • Health/Hospital Services Occupation (2 HR)
No science?

Anyway, that should keep you busy.

Science is only required for your first two years, so I haven’t taken it since my sophomore year. I hated it. My hospital class feels like science, though.

Science, btw, is awesome. I'm tutoring a lady of my acquaintance in physics, and it's going nicely, thanks for askin

Awesome.

Tattoos + sine waves = a heady combination
Science!

Good heavens, Miss Sakamote--

you’re beautiful!

Simple harmonic motion?
One of the bands I was in at university was with some friends from the physics faculty

We called ourselves Simple Harmonic Emotion

Which is possibly the worst band name….. ever

Fluid mechanics?
Nah, we would never talk to the Engineers. HISS, I say, HISS
I used to flunk their asses when I was a TA
We would mostly not talk to them because they thought they were real scientists but we disagreed

that, and they had way hotter girls.

ok, it was mostly to make up for the girls.

Wait. Engineers had girls?

Really?

Not at UC Davis
In comparison to the physics department, yes

By the time we moved onto our Masters course, we were at zero out of thirteen.

I shudder at the memory of the women in the graduate program at Iowa State
Hey, I'm not going to start judging physical appearance, or anything

there were literally no women on our Masters course.

By that stage, though, I’d learned how to talk to people without refering to differential equations, so it was all ok. Vodka, it helps everything.

yeah, and they do it with their protractors, too
tell me about yuor English class.

I have a few close friends in it and we’ve been getting homework nightly with a quiz daily.

You planning to work in medical administration RRS?

Eh, I was thinking about something in sports medicine.

We’ll see.

good luck the A's could use you
Yeah, but is the teacher hot?

That’s what I want to know.

From a distance, yeah, she’s hot. If you get up close, I wouldn’t really say so.

Especially the spelling component

What’s CP?

It’s a college preparatory class.

Yeee RRS!

Senior power, my classes are…

AP Government
Debate
AP Composition and Literature
Algebra 2 (woo I’m bad at math)
Journalism
Principles of Macroeconomics.

Woooo

Wow, that sucks.

I suppose

It turned out better than I thought it would. Was going to be a lot harder than that is.

"Hatin' on Sweney inna stovepipe hat!"

Busy drawing ammo from his career statistics.
That was a monster single, to be fair.
Lots o warning track power tonight.
I have infield track power
This made me laugh

I’m going to borrow it and pass it off elsewhere as my own

spread the word dude
Nice, Sweeney.
If a new thread opens for a Kansas City Royals game

and nobody’s around to comment in it, does it make a sound?

More importantly

how many K’s does Greinke have

If the A's win a home game and there is nobody there to see it does it still count in the standings?
Where are all you Sweeney haters at?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

he does it all tonight!

/imitation of Oakfosho

Why?

Do you miss him that much

I finally get paid tomorrow, so I can stop living on lentils

 like lentils an awful lot, but six straight days is a lot for a man to take

Rice & Beans
In college it was gatorade and cheap pasta for me
Ramen for me
oh ya me too

and I haven’t drank gatorade since I graduated

yeah, I lived off cabbage, basically

and the reduced bread that supermarkets sold.

I would have been able to afford more food if I didn’t blow all my cash on books and gin. Ok, just gin.

beer and...more beer for me.

I survived a year eating nothing but pizza crusts my roommates refused to eat.

2 for 1 happy hours is essential

yes, I just came from one, why do you ask?

Lean years but fun times

is how I’d describe college

I was 134 lbs when I left university

I was not a healthy boy, by the end.

Needless to say, I’ve made up for that in the eight years since

are you 5'4"?
no, I'm 5-7
you were skin and bones
Yeah, literally, I was. Wasn't the happiest time of my life

suffice it to say, I don’t fit those clothes any more

I think I was about 134 lbs at 5'9"

when I was 20. I don’t think I was unhealthy. Really skinny, yes, but made that way.

(Somewhat less skinny now….)

135 lbs @ 6'1".

And happy as a clam.

I've got you by 40 lbs., brother

Which way? Up or down?

uh, 6'1" and up.

If it were down, I’d be dead

Yeah. Probably.

We did lots of tuna and potatoes.....
I like barley.

Also very cheap.

and it has a certain retro quality
you still ain't got paid?!

poor man.

yeah, I had a conversation on the phone today involving the phrases 'witholding my services' and

‘pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease’

I mixture of threats and begging did the job

{Getting ready to buy something for bobnothing}

ha, my vegetarian digestive tract can stand up to the strongest tasks without outside aid
I'd love to feed some of that stuff to my dog

She’s like a canine WMD.

vegetarian huh?

did that for a year for a girl and it was the longest year of my life!

nine years and counting

don’t really miss meat at all

hey whatever works for you
not even bacon???
bacon's not really a meat.

it’s God’s strips of happiness.

give me bacon or give me death
Kinda the same thing.
what a way to go though
yeah, no

this is where we start to talk about climate change, and I sound like a humorless fuckwit, so, we’ll go with no.

In the future everyone will probably eat like you do

but we aren’t there yet

Naah, we'll just be dead.
I couldn't live without a double jalapeno cheeseburger

from a local dive on occasion.

"Add-a pepa?"
I get paid tomorrow too.

Thank goodness.

I never get paid in the general sense.....

but $$$ magically shows up in my checking account. I love direct deposit!!

Now if they'd just give me the money and not make me work
I've been wishing for that for quite a while......fantasizing about it more like it!
I'm still at work.
Sry.....I've been working long long hrs this week, too.

sooooooooo tired.

at nearly midnight!
yup.

and threading when I should be working…

threading is important

we need you here Bloom

But what's more fun??

especially at midnight! Threading or working. I think I know…

threading is definitely more fun...

but I’ll be here again tomorrow night…I think this can wait…

hehehe

Now you’ve got your priorities straight

I'm getting microwaved again

interference blocking the radio broadcast

have you pissed your pants and forgotten your name yet?
Barton, time to "hit"
beast of an at-bat by ellis
evening all!

racoon wap-a-pap? unpossible!

possible, just very rare

you missed an historic moment

OMG....what the hell was that?
I don't know, what was it?
at least he swung?
Yeah...take that Ed Crosby!!
Nice going onBART.
That was ugly.
Aww, hamburgers!
my cat's name is Butters
does he enjoy Bennigans?
Awful restaurant
Butters likes it.
He's bi-curious, too.
what what in the butt.
he's also deathly afraid of tap dancing

and don’t get him started on apples…

loo loo loo, you got some too!
actually, he would get all frisky at night and turn into Professor Chaos

true story

I loved that!
wait, are we talking about my cat Butters, or the south park character?

I’m confused now

does your cat dress up at night

and terrorize a small Colorado mountain town?

........

………….

sometimes

well, both, then.
Hey there.....sent you the rep-i-cee
Hi you!

Got it! TY! So yummy!

but once he has a blue cheese chipolte burger from Bennigans,

he’s gonna forget all about his Dad being gay and his Mom trying to kill him.

Oh Dear that was pathetic!!
Barton looked like a real keeper there
Ervin pitch count 70 through 4
Why is it that the game I am watching is only in the bottom of the third??
my bad

through 3

even better

I was tripping

b/c when I started watching the game it was what I had just been listening to in the car….deja vu for real!

Fricken Yahoo said top of the 5th

it is fixed now

Whoremaster!
strickouts all around!
A's 2-strike hitting philosophy:

Take if it’s a strike, swing if it’s in the left-handed batter’s box.

gameday thinks the ump is calling the inside strike

So if the ump is calling it, you’d better swing.

Barton should be made to look at that at bat

100 times before he goes to bed,

and then he should have to stand in the corner!
while wearing a dunce cap
only half swing so that you have no chance of getting contact
Hey, at least Barton's already got a hit today

That’s better than normal

Daric Barton

Say hi to your new job

In Oregon amirite?
Later Bob.
Mrs doctorK just got a Gutierrez M's jersey and bobblehead from my mom for her birthday

My parents are defectors Mariners season-ticket holders, so I can forgive them.

Guti is great though

Love that guy

He's awesome.

I covet him almost as much as I coveted Adam Jones.

Nice, she wanted one!
hmm, other than throwing lots of balls, Cahill is doing OK
Random question

But why does 1 pack of Top Ramen never seem enough but you are always over-stuffed after two of them

same problem with cereal

mind always says have another bowl…and then stomach says otherwise.

Because the salt and MSG stimulates your appetite for more

even though you aren’t hungry anymore.

Because you can eat one pack quickly enough that the chemicals in your brain don't have time to tell you that you are full
Cahill seems to have figured out his angle.

He’ll simply strike the fear of god into his opponents with his erratic control. F strikes anyway!

I was dreaming when I wrote this.

Forgive me if it goes astray.

Hi yall first time on AN while at the game haha let’s go Oakland!!

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It is quite exciting I must say! Wooo another base hit!!

You’re good luck!

I wish I was better luck oh look sosc is arguing again

Is this coming from space?

It’s coming from inside your house.

scream!!!!!!!!!!
Don't go in the basement - whatever you do!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome

and we all agree

Have a great time at the game

MAGIC!
You can do magic?
How else do you think I get dates?
you have magical pixie powers too?
Those fingers in my hair

That sly, come-hither stare

You kill them with sweetness?
Ha ha!

Another poor sap makes the mistake of calling Pam “sweet”.

( shakes fist )

Who you callin’ a sap, pilgrim?

I *can* be...
Trevadachtyl has recovered quite nicely from the first inning
oooh, I like that.
(but without the h)
Pam, you *have* seen the fanshot of Trevor pitching as a pterodachtyl, right?
nooooooooooooooooooo

I am a big slacker on the fanshots

A's fan by Design: he does good stuff
going now
Oh that's twelve kinds of awesome.
I know, right?

Oh god, did I just say that out loud?

like, totally.
I'm lame. I can't find it.
yeah, he's the one you've casually thrown me aside for.

traitor.

LB, you always have my heart
Where's Nick?

I’m feeling the urge to post in Greek….

Helllllloooooooooooooo
is it the sixth inning already?
There's a game going on
chuck finley lured me to the TV early
at the command of a woman who beats him up?
My TV says top 4- but I swear it's on a delay
Yoo Hoo!!! How are you>???
TV's on, throwing imaginary darts at Hudler's head

and the A’s lead. Life is good. Oh and Indian for dinner. Yum.

Is that you of your belly?
lead off basehit

let’s go rajai!!!

stealsecondstealthirdstealhome
iapproveofthiscomment
i didn't think there was a game tonight

what a nice surprise

Hi, OakA’sHoney.

hi, nice to see we're winning too
Swoony went deep

and you were not here

he did?

god i love it when he does that!

Oh

Hi

(waves sheepishly)

twss?

….
….naw

Both of those strikes to Davis were low.

'ello 'ello

I’m late to the party because I was watching the Canadian Olympic hockey team scrimmage…eh.

GO A’s!!

Your first love must come first

Hey

It was aaawesome

I just needed a quick hockey fix.

Oh snap, and I see Arizona is up 9-0 on SF
And the A’s are…not losing!
It’s a good night : )

all around

I agree

What's going on?

Fosse hasn’t mentioned High Definition yet.

Shhhhhhhh Don't tempt fate!!
Oh Thank God all is right with the world they have mentioned Chef Rodney!
that was weird
What is going on? That was ball 4
everyone seemed to be confused by the count

i still don’t know what it was.

I just went back and looked at it and Rajai really did strike out....

Let’s go A’s!!!! Hardly any A’s fans here today compared to a usual game. Maybe cuz it’s the make up game? Or has everyone given up rooting for the green and gold in enemy territory?

It might be because were 28387 games out.
apostrophe, comma MIA
Yeah, but if we win we'll only be 28386 games out

Approximately.

Optimism. Bleh.
Wait, what? aren't the A's four games out of the division, and six on the wildcard?

I’ll admit, I stopped looking at the standings a while back

Me too

but they keep forcing me to look.

Like a few years back??

LOL

May 12th? or something?

I find ignorance sometimes helps you make better decisions, afterall

If it was May 12 again

I’d have the whole summer ahead of me again {sigh}

Ahhh yes well there is that…

they're wearing A's gear under their Angels gear

A’s fans in hiding

lol yeah

I wanna see hudler pull off his shirt to expose his A’s wife beater

You're at the game.....

what inning is it in real time?

Adam Kennedy iz up in ur head, stealin ur basez
GET MAD, KURT.
what's with the umps? i don't like mcclellan to begin with.
Why do the umps hate us

did we blow up an ump school in a past life?

I don’t get it

Zooks should've collided with the 1B ump after that infield single
Knocked him on his ass

and I would have jumped up from my couch and said, “YES!!!”

This game is a mis-game

A’s win automatically.

Beat out Chone [pronounced choh-nee]

nice

bad job mcclellan
Ervin Slow-tana

But A’s patient, I like.

C'mon Hairston

get a hit.

rivercats are winning 2-1 in the 6th, ♥ t-buck went deep too!
please, scott
He said fuck off

DP

and i say he can take his powerless, crappy ass back to the national league

he doesn’t belong in the big boy league

I agree

He is strangely quiet

lmao

did he say grandslam double?

What an anti-climatic inning
Damn global warming!
Nice fuckin hitting
That right there is a solid at bat
oh fuck...fail again

Uuuugggggghhhhhh

If there was any doubt that Hairston belongs on this team ...
gahhhhh kkkkhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnn!
That gets really old
oh for shits sake
Maybe the worst pitched 5 IP, 1 run in major league history

And BBG can say she was there on this historic day.

Ervin Santana, of course, being the most appropriate guy ever for the job
That, my friends, was shit on a stick
...

That is really disturbing
Dr. K, you are a prince
she likes her wieners
The pitcher just walked Cust to load the bases

and you swing at the first pitch and GIDP

Scott you SUCK!

Urge to kill...rising!
actually, he took the first pitch for a strike

then he GIDP

I must kill the Queen
super cuts

if you like your hair cut by a methadone clinic attendee.

Guaranteed entertainment:

Ask your regular hairstylist what she thinks of Supercuts.

had a barber shop in ketchikan,

then took me two tries to find a great one in Golden…… but here, i have tried three and meh.

In Idaho, you just shave your head.
In Soviet Russia, head shaves *you*
In Branson Missouri I tell old jokes from the 80's
oooh and the Osmond theatre!
that's where you get the best drugs
at Kenny Rogers' Roaster
or Kenny Roger's plastic surgery center
and shoot something
i prefer places where old guys named dick hang out at
Reading FAIL

I read that as “places where old guys’ dicks hang out”, and then threw up a little bit in my mouth.

bay to breakers?
Hello?

You play to win the game.

We would have 5 or 6 runs by now

If anyone could hit with RISP

This is not the Scott Hairston we were promised

Dammit!

and it's not the one we want
He keeps using that name

I do not think that name means what he thinks it means

Cahill is doing a very good job of using the Angel's aggresiveness against them

lots of pitches just off the plate

In other words

not throwing strikes?

Before the season I thought,

“Anderson will be the better pitcher overall, but Cahill might be the ‘Angels killer’” — because Anderson’s around the plate and Cahill gets you to chase.

lol u guys crack me up. I have missed you :’)

well that was quick

econ mode

Well way to go Trev.
At least Cahill is pitching well
74 pitches, 5 IP, 1 H

yeah, I’d say that’s pretty good

Now let's get some runs
Don't we already have some runs?
Rivera fielding fail
Wow, Rivera is very bad at defense
Yay for Triples!!!
Sweeney almost

To Hit 4 The Cycle

A leadoff triple CANNOT be a good omen...
With the Unicorn up

Go runz!!!

Damn

spoke to soon

ooooo ryan, i love it when you get to 3rd base!!!
Where is this Sweeney the other 161 games?
He has tennis balls implanted into his bat
So his bat has implants?

He must know I’m here and he’s trying to impress me

Sweeney Cycle

Callin’ it.

What does he still need?
Double
Thanks.....my TV feed is a whole inning behind.

It’s driving me craZY..I just switched over to radio….

okay, racoon, get your lawn chair to sit it out at third.
Swooney triple!

(How long before someone starts talking about that stupid non-stat that I hate?)

which one is that? RBIs? Clutchness? Gamitude?
Swoony!!

going for the triple

Whoa

Sweeney with his 2nd triple on the season

(urge to kill fading…faaading)

Sweeney iluuuuuuu I hope he hits for the cycle I will cry tears of joy

You got to get a run here
so how will they strand Sweeney this time
Happily.....they didn;t!
GYMNASTICS!!!!!
better?

No.
oh, don't look guys
Yesterday the ladies complained about my

insufficiently hot gymnast.

i must have missed it

this guy is good, but sooooo young……

needs a Hahm sandwich
it wasn't that he was insuffiecently hot.

he had no package.

Yes.

We corrected for that, too.

oh, that's right. i do remember.
needs more Hahm brothers
fucker should have just ran
niiiiiiiiiiice.
Good job, Daric
Dear Dale,

Please hit the ball out of the infield. That’s all we ask.

Hey, he did.

Gets the job done
well, I'll be.... they got him in.
Runzzz!!!

Barton came through

D-Bart helping the cause

Nice

unproductive outs w/ a runner on 3rd makes baby jesus cry
That was one of those risers

and Daric Barton rose up to the occasion.

onBart onBase!
Don't look now

but someone just crossed the mendoza line

:: applause ::
gotta bunt it farther buddy
Wait, what, I go to put out the garbage and not only is the Angels' inning done, but the A's score a run??

I like A’s games because they are short in the length of time they take

finally!

by the way Marty Lurie today talked about Sweeney’s good numbers against Santana (one of the few A’s with good numbers). Looks like he’s been the A’s offense tonight.

Something like .444 coming in

better now

the sheen is quickly wearing off of pennington and everidge
Really?

And I thought it was the shine.

We add someone new to that list every day.
we keep doing that and we'll be dull
I vote for adding Bobby Crosby to the list today

What’s that? He’s been on it for 3 years?

quick!

put em back in their packaging! We’ll take em back.

Put em back! The way they wuz!
but once they're out of the package they lose all collector value

damn! I just wanted to play with them!

Woo hoo we got another run!

Your good luck

stick around

At least we got the one.

Other teams might rally around a leadoff triple, but we just like to keep the game close.

fyi - new Bruce Hornsby single, Prairie Dog Town is worth a listen.
he's still alive and recording?
.....

Is he in Idaho?

I think he lives in Virginia

I have most of his CD’s good piano jazz/pop

Is there a new album attached?

Bruce puts out very good albums!

gets released soon
I've tried to like him

but his voice annoys me. His lyrics are incredible so I’m still trying.

I haven't listened for a while but I love his piano playin'
What I wouldn't give for only one night...
a little relief in sight
He's no Boz Skaggs.
I've been to Lido

Whoa-oh-ohhhh

loan me a dime = all time favorite
boz is waaaay cooler
I'll take Bruce
A Penny for a Million Dollars?

Anyone going to pick up that tab?

Is anyone else worried that the Earthquakes are a cult?

their players seem waaayyy too into their 4th-rate team.

Hey, we’re a professional soccer team.

What's this professional soccer that you speak of?

MLS!

major league suck
no harshing on the hottie soccer players

esp argentina, spain, and italia

i derive no pleasure from dirty man whores
none?
Make 'em take a shower first.
nope

rather go for some female swimmers

hey, there's nothing wrong with dirty manwhores

and it has nothing to do with the fact that I may or may not be one myself…

That's more like semipro
I think there's a decent chance that with ESPN showing more Premier League and La Liga Soccerball

It could be the death of MLS, which pales by comparison.

Or, maybe it’ll make people care more.

Who can tell?

They've been pushing soccer every few years since the 70's and it never makes it
yeah... seems to be more and more people giving a darn about it these days

maybe that’s just living in the bay area, though, it’s pretty international here

Not just the Bay

My younger brothers and their friends are all into soccer. It’s weird.

it is, of course, a socialist conspiracy

and responsible for making NBA players dive.

riight.

It would be cool if it spurs a BETTER MLS

I only watch world cup matches

That would be awesome actually.
I played soccer for years but I just think it boring to watch
Without wanting to sound like a corporate shill

tune into ESPN2 on saturday mornings, you’ll see some decent stuff

A's is short for Earthquakes?

learn something new every day!

Nice meatball
This is what we like to call "advancing the runner"
do you think the A's understood the lesson?
Well, they are good at grounding out to second

I guess it would work if there were a runner to advance?

i get it. they're practicing.
Lessons not learned in life are repeated......
Good Job getting the pop up
Huge out there
I just noticed something.

Every Hispanic baseball player whose first name starts with Y has a cool name. Yusmeiro, Yuniesky, Yunel, Yorvit, Yadier.

Just a coincidence, or is there some sort of natural law?

my personal fave is yorvit
Yadier makes me think of Yradier,

which would be even cooler.

I shall now call you Yglew
I'll set up shop on Ygnacio Valley Blvd.
Yglew on Ygnacio

That sounds cool!

the 'dactyl abides

…dude

a clean escape
Outta there

Awesome

Good Trevor!!!!!!
Dodged a bullet there baby
good job, trevor
holy crap, that usually happens to us!
Cahill gets out of the jam
I never had a doubt

ya that’s the ticket

So what's happening?!
We are winning!!!

I win I win I win

there's a racoon running wild in anaheim
fyi - Hagen Daz Ginger ice cream is zowie!

thought I had pulled coffee off the rack but to my surprise and initial disgust it was ginger…..but boy howdy it is super.

I was JUST talking about that coffee + almond delight last night!!
ginger?
does it have pieces of candied ginger?

i think i got something like that at the 99 ranch the other day

no chunks. whitish. the Five style of Hagen Daz
I've been trying to observe the rule that says

you should never correct someone’s spelling unless you can explain why the correct spelling makes more sense.

… in which case I will never ever be able to correct a misspelling of “Häagen Dazs”.

and the winner of the media is the message race is......
He's still not looking great,

but for the first time all season, I feel like Cahill has made progress.

He’s throwing more strikes, he’s throwing his changeup much more often, and much more often for a strike, and he’s getting more swinging strikes. His strikeout rates are still low, but the groundball rates have gone way up, and if he keeps it up, the strikeouts will rise too.

He still needs to work on either his slider or his curveball if he wants to realize his potential, but for the first time all year, I really feel like he’s getting close to being ready to pitch in the majors.

tonight, he looks more poised when he gets in a jam
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