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Game 118 (cont'd): Still Scoreless

Heading to the bottom of the third, tied at zero, thanks to a double play off the bat of A-Rod. Easy as 1-2-3.

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According to ESPN’s Keith Law, the Tigers have signed first round pick Jacob Turner to a $6.25MM bonus.

Mo money, mo money mo.

Dollar bill, dollar dollar bill, y'all

Cash rules everything around me.

C R E A M
Wu-Tang forever

A Tribe Called Quest narrowly edges Wu-Tang Clan as my favorite group of all time, but they’re right there.

yep was listening to ATCQ today "midnight mauraders"

“Check the Rhime” is by far my favorite song of theirs.

I'm still stuck on Digital Underground for Rap/Hip Hop.

Overall, it’s got to be Ween.

I really, actually left my wallet in el segundo once

Wow, that’s actually pretty awesome.

were you distracted by a beautiful girl at a taco stand?

and did ali have the fruit punch?

I also am a chronic liar

It’s one of the greatest songs of all time.

Let’s keep the momentum going.

Whew. That last thread was getting vicious.

It looks like we made it out just in time.

it collapsed upon itself.
All except for R-Star's comments.
From the looks of it, not everyone made it out.
just keep going.

they are dead. No time to stop.

Agreed. We'll have time to mourn later.
drive on. it don't mean nothing.
No way!

Tomko pitches 3 innings… no runs for the Yanks!

Nice end to the inning...

though Tomko’s throw almost made it unnecessarily interesting.

Lets Go Oakland!!!!!!
Jack Kust

The K is pointing the wrong way

I am TomKolio

I need DP for my bases-loaded-hole.

I am from Lake DPcaca
I got a cousin that lives up that way.

small world.

ARE YOU THREADENING ME???!!
I need DP for my bunghole!
Whoah. I just read that back. That was bad.
(nttawwt)
I agree, whatever that means.
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
I'm not built for that.

It’s something you have to work up to.

I heard a rumor that 67M is HERE tonight?

No reports confirming at this time.

I wonder if Peter Gammons knows.

I read it on MLBTR.
I saw the link but it was an insider article

what did it say?

I wouldn't know. It's Insider only.

Is that the same thing with Buster Olney?

aww fuck beat me to it..
he hates us.

he’s not showing up, except to change our water bowl and let us out to pee.

Second part only if we are lucky.
if he doesn't, I say we poop in his shoes.
Babby crasby?

At farst bass?

Hopefully Brett Tomko keeeps sprinkling that magic pixie dust
Also, I'm so glad that Barton isn't on the team, because it's so awesome to start Crosby against a RH who throws 95 with a great curve
Hmm I'm not real smart

but I sense some sarcasm in your post

You are very perceptive
The A's wil prevail

We be Tomko Tough.

Crosby needs his eyes dilated, checked and possibly removed
Are cybernetic implants

considered a banned substance?

Did he just call hima 3 bagger?

He must of looked really ugly that day

3 bagger huh?

Just in case the first two fall off.

I imagine this was touched on in the last thread

But I arrived late – any Green update?

hold on y'all I need to get to the dance floor with my MGD
Did you spi-i-i-ill that draft beer?
stop bossing me around spare the air ad!

do this do that don’t do this don’t do that

yankee broadcasting is bragging about the pitching,

based on how far crosby missed strike 3 by. so we’re lulling them into a mirage confidence, i’m saying.

All teams judge their pitching on how they do against the great one Mr. Crosby.
Bing Crosby?
Bing was apparently a better hitter.
He hit his kids with a lot of power
I'm currently doing a sign for a man named

Ben Bing.

Is he related to Dave or Chandler?
Or Rudolf?
Sir Rudolf

Wow you know Opera singers, you must be one of those types that knows culture and has class.

"I think Bobby's impressed a lot of scouts on other teams"

We can only hope.

i want him gone allready

Doesn’t matter after September

Vince and Kenko are kissing Bobby Crosby's butt.

What’s up with that?

Crosby must have more pictures than I thought.

They're trying to get interest built up from other teams.

Ah, it makes sense now.

Are other GM's stupid?

A few of them could be.

(hopes)
Haven't we gotten some good deals from Kenny Williams?
He is crazy

Trades away players than trades back for them. Weird stuff.

Was that a serious question?
I know there are some idiots

but I can’t imagine a scenario where someone takes Crosby.

Here's one.

Beane: Kenny, please take Crosby.
Williams: No way.
Beane: I’ll throw in some of Fosse’s dibbs.
Williams: Ok, sure.

Let's hope they've been bribed

and don’t really believe what they’re saying.

bribed with dibs

I have Dibs.

You can come over.

Croz with the D

That’s why we pay him the big bucks.

Falcon K!!!!!!

Or not…..

Baseball America’s Jim Callis says it’s a six year Major League deal that could be worth up to $7MM for Turner.

Oops.

Brett Tomko's magic pixie dust

works for another inning.

I feel dirty using the words "tomko" and "dealing" in the same sentence, but...
He's "Mike Rousing" the Yankees.
top notch

well done sir

Trett Bomko!

Four scoreless innings! Maybe he knows something we don’t.

A for effort….F for FAIL

Didn’t mean to reply to yours, so sorry

Anyone else

Think “Inglorious Bastards” is going to be a great movie?

Yep

I saw The Goods this weekend and it was pretty funny. Wasn’t expecting much, though.

I'm hoping it will be

Billy Beane stars….

do we hate the red sox more than the yankees? hmmmmm...
We hate whichever one we are playing more.
or whichever one is playing better
I actually hate the Red Sox more

crazy I know.

no, me too.

but that’s changed this decade.

Which team do you like to see the A's beat more?

It’s a toss-up

I'd like to see the A's beat the Dodgers in 1988

Damn you to hell Kirk Gibson!

No doubt

That is the most painful loss I’ve ever seen from the A’s.

do.not.speak.his.name.here.
thankyouthankyouthankyou
He who should not be named

Lord Kirkemont

ooooh.

that, I could do. though it makes that FUCKHEAD sound like royalty. And i do mean FUCKHEAD. If he were in front of my car, I would FLOOR the accelerator. No joke.

I think that justified homicide
Lately?

Texas

All time? The Giants in 1989.

I wish? The Reds in 1990.

Aight A's lets get some runs on the board

Ah, dear old Dad.
You think he keeps his lunch in that beard?
No

but the beard does store lunch for small furry creatures that live in it.

Wow...not the result I expected.

Really? Scoreless innings from Tomko? How…?

Obviously he thinks

he’s competing for a job!

It's really Tyson Tomko pitching.

wow it'sgetting dark and cold here

i’ll bet it’s cold at the coli

may the yankee fans freeze their asses and go home
Did your manager say anything

about the number of pitches that Tomko was projected to throw?

Well, probably limited to 85-90, as we want to protect his arm.
Yeah

I knew he was stretched out in your minor league system but I knew he didn’t have nearly enough starts to stretch out completely.

Twas a joke.

If he makes it to 150, I’ll be happy.

Anyone know how often 1st-round pix sign in the final hour?
A little video to accompany the last hour during which we can sign Green....

The Final Countdown

Sorry, Swish!

Bring Rajai home!

Let's score some runs
Rajai is unstoppable
You can't stop him

you can only hope to contain him. He is en fuego.

No One Can Stop Mr. Domino.

Should have been a Tripple, but he got tired of getting stranded there with 1 out

Golden opportunity

Snap out of it Kurt!

runz! woohoo!!!
Rajai and Kurt my kind of A's

Runnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!

Wait a minute -- the Yankees had the infield in?

What an idiotic move.

Well with Tomko on the mound...

…they can’t really afford to concede a run!

but we are appreciative
A Rajai Run!

Wow, Raj was three steps from home when Kurt left the plate.

Zoooook

Also, the hell did they have the infield in for? Don’t they know who they’re playing?

I know

“It’s Brett Tomko — we can’t afford to fall behind 1-0 in the 4th!”

Rajai Davis has reached base safely in 21 straight games and that’s the longest streak for anyone on the team this season.

here comes home boy
Who saw this coming?

A’s scoring on Burnett before the Yanks score on Tomko

I did.

The Yankees usually score on homeruns but are below average in hitting in the clutch.

And this ballpark is not the most conducive setting for homeruns, even though the Yankees are eager to hit flyballs off of Tomko.

That said, I expected to see the A’s score off of Burnett’s wildness/walks, but they’ve done some damage with solid contact. Burnetts one of the tougher pitchers to hit against, but it’s easy to take your walks.

Diarrhea

Da Runs!

I like it when the A’s have the runs!

Yeah lets DFA Rajai now

like 99% of AN wanted to do back just a few months ago. Just to prove that we CAN!

in fairness to us, he was horrible.
so was everyone else.
Let Go Oakland!!!!!
make up for it sweeney

Good bunt, let’s go unicorn

Damon looks like such a baffoon in the OF

At least he can catch the ball, unlike Pod
baboon or buffoon?
their bastard love-child. baffoon.

or maybe a bassoon.

Yes……

His D has fallen off a cliff

at least he has that strong arm though, oh wait

and Manny cuts off the throw....

that still tickles me.

It could have been worse.

Nice productive out.

Do you want to knock in a few more runs to add onto your great total this month, Mark?

COME ON UNICORN!
eliis pretty please

Show him a little skin, please.

guess it worked

You’re freaking amazing.

Do it, Dakota Boy
BALK BALK BALK BALK

YES!

WOOO

Free run!

BALK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Balk. Balk, Balk!
BALK!!! hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHHAH!

That is the greatest. balk. of. all. time.

Better than the K-Rod balk-off?
That was a sulk

Was there a balk-off, too?

Oh, maybe I'm remembering wrong.

I thought there was a balk off. (Oh wait, was that Duchscherer?)

Mo runz!!!!!!

GIFT!

Woot! Even he’s scared of the TOmko!

He's a mountain of a man

Once lifted a Ford Pinto right over his head. Didn’t let it down until the driver started to complain.

oh yes yes yes yes!!!
Unicorn in Play, Run(z)
UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U
NI

CORRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

i love the unicorn
YES YES YES

Dakota Boy!

Burnett Balked

because he feared the Unicorn.

Rightly.

We can be like they are, cmon baby

dont fear the Uni!

romeo and juliet...
Here comes the swingin' A's baby!
OMG, MARK!

MAN CRUSH INTENSITY = 10

Dear Santa

Please make these the 2010 A’s.

How do you want it?

Yes, like that please, thank you!

Damn that balk took away another unicorn RBI
What in the Wide Wide World Of Sports is going on here?
Unicorn making his statement for Player of the Week this week!
I'd like Cust to drive a run in right here
I guess it could happen
If he does,

I vote we call him Superjack.

I guess it'll have to be superwhiff instead
More likely than four shutout innings from Tomko.
It's pretty much an ideal inning when Zooks and Unicorn get RBIs
Cust goes on a tear starting now.

It all started with Rajai Davis.

Burnett balked because he didn’t want Mark Ellis to pad his obviously-most-important-stat-RBI’s

wow, that was not a strike

That was outside.

That was so outside the strike zone sitll had to use a megaphone to call it back.
And low
Burnett got low low low low low low low.

Pinstripes in the mix, NY on they caps….okay, I’m done now.

Umpires are getting out hand.

It’s time to replace them with robots.

Yeah, and then in a year or two it's Terminator time

Thanks a lot, Axl!

Yeah I'd love to see Ozzie, Lou or Scoscia

arguing with a Robot.

to add to the robot idea and make it more feasible

there could be a robot that FINES for bad calls. a 100 for ball/strikes and an 1000 for plays at the bases. i’m not kidding. some jobs require fining. it’s like being in james brown’s band.

mini sirloin sighting
Yippie-ay-yay
It was just making an appearance to claim it's rightful position

of being responsible for the rally.

Wah, wahhhhh
Tiny and bold!
mini sirloin burgers!
Why give Buck or Cunningham ABs

When we have known mediocrity in Jack Cust!

Herdin' cows the size of schnauzers but they're cattle!
I love my A's
I loathe Jack Cust
yeah Cust is struggling

He has been “struggling” all year.

Lefty that is the understatement of the year
Clearly he is not just struggling, he is *scuffling*.
How is that balk scored?

No rbi, but an ER?

Yeah, like a wild pitch
GET BAILEY UP NOW!!!!

But seriously, when Ellis came up I was thinking that the Yanks should forget “lefty/righty” and forget “OBP” and walk Ellis to pitch to Cust, just because of the way those two guys are going. Fortunately, they pitched to Ellis.

And failed to pitch to Ellis
Although Cust looked overmatched, in his defense

Burnett was filthy during both his ABs

Isn't it funny how pitchers seem to get filthy when they face Cust
touche, but in this case he really was painting the corners
in the port of amsterdam......
there's a sailor?
well they should, the dirty buggers--

they go from port to port…

these days I mostly only listen to Jacques Brel en francais

I’m snobby like that

tres bien
how many languages do you speak?
just one

but i also try to speak french and a bit of italian

It's your sexiest quality.
you seemed convincing enough with the French the other night,

pour ce qu’il vaut

or should I say

PCQV

ca fait plusieurs annees que j'ai etudie alors il ya beaucoup de choses que je ne me souviens plus

mais j’aime bien de parler le francias

c'est comme l'équitation vélo!
oui je sais, tu parles tres bien
haha that google translator is gold, I tell you...
Me onlee speeke 'merican
just viewed the jaques briel version on you tube last week.. amazing
wats Tomko's pitch count?
Too many
Really one was too many...

….if you’re playing the averages.

69

He’s got enough gas for another inning or two.

lets hope tats all 0's
What?! Ian Krol?
That's what Kuiper said
Hot damn

I wonder if talks fell through with Green, so they hammered out a quick deal with Krol

question:

if they are signing these high school guys do they still go to college? or do they start playing in the minors?

they start playing in the minors and with non-minor ladies.
with pockets deep with scrill.
Nope.

Once they sign they can’t play college ball.

i think they should go to college and get an education first

but i guess it’s all about the money

Billy thinks so, too.

That’s why he didn’t make an offer to Smoak.

they are going to be overpaid, under educated young men

with lots of money to spend, i don’t know, i just feel they’re so young

As an underpaid, overeducated young man

I can say I’d happily trade places.

Baseball players spend a LOT of time playing (not studying)

and the good ones all leave after their junior years, anyway (except Green, maybe, GRRR). So a lot of these guys are unlikely to get degrees, anyway.

No college, just minors, winter ball, etc

Every so often someone will go to school in the offseason. The O’s signed a pitcher a while ago who got an agreement in the contract to let him go to Stanford in the offseason. There was a story in the paper (I think the Philly Inquirer) about him.

But you can't play in college
don't you have amateur status until the check gets cashed?
So Rickey could have gone to college all that time?
Right, but you could still go to class and get a degree
Nope. Straight to Arizona (or Vancouver, or wherever).

That’s why it’s sometimes difficult, because Stassi had a full scholarship to UCLA.

Minors, college players can’t be paid because they are considered “Amature athletes”

Apparently we just signed Ian Shoals!
Just saw neighbor walking his cat....

 On a leash, Tomko shutting out Yanks for 5.1……. Weird night

The freaks come out at night.

Have you seen any flying pig flu?
cat on a leash

that should be a crime

he had his cat on a leash?

i know people that have walked their rabbit on a leash

I've seen people walking snails on a leash

Freaked me out. Waayyyyy out.

how high were you?

how high were they?

I feel pretty high

just thinking about that.

It was in a small town in Oklahoma. I'm not sure how they

were attached to the leash.

Oh, small town midwest weirdness.

okay.

staples

this post was not sanctioned by the SPCA.

you lie! snails slip right out of the leash. they're slimy.
Yes.......
What yardline was that on?
Holy crap

Maybe I should walk away from the game again.

Jeter just singled, so maybe.

Can you convince Chavvy to walk away from the game?
like he can walk!
Krol

Yay, so that’s everyone but Green now, right?

If Green doesn’t sign that’s not as bad because we’ll get a pick next round for him.

Nice. I liked Krol.

get Green done and its a great draft.

Korach is giving heaps of manlove

to Jeter

Most people do
Sloppy fundamentals

Davis should have called for a fair catch.

Brett Tomko magic pixie dust!
Woooo

Go Tomko!

(that felt weird to say)

sit down, johnny
Burger porn
mmmmmmmmmm
not so mmmmmmmmmmm

when she sticks her finger down her throat after the filming is complete

ewwwwwwwww

not so turned on any more

I don't think Padma is bulimic

I doubt that she is.

ever heard of mouthwash?

Done!

In this case, we're talking about Audrina
oh.

she hosts no shows I love.

she can be bulimic.

Perhaps, but one doesn't need to be bulimic

to find Jack-in-the-Box burgers barf-inducing.

FEEL THE TOMKOMENTUM!
good one

but I’m not saying it out loud..

How sweet

…a make up call. Thanks Winters!

damn Tomko is pitching like he has something to prove
Tomko is the answer to this team
There is nothing stronger in nature than Yankee hate.

Look it up.

Well for me it's Bronco hate but the Yankees are near the top of my list of hate
Well I guess the joke is on all of us

who cracked jokes about Tomko today. He’s done a heck of a lot better then I thought he would.

Game's not over yet.
Hey that he's gotten through five innings is a minor miracle
Reverse jinx.

:-)

Bobby "Can O' Corn" Crosby
As a refresher. From ESPN.
(Krol’s) fastball is consistently 88-90 mph; most have good tailing life but he can run it in on a right-hander’s hands. His changeup is 76-78 with a lot of fading action, while his curveball has good depth and some two-plane break, but he prefers to pitch off his fastball and change. His command and control are both good for a high school pitcher, and he was dominant in three outings in the scout league this spring, although rainouts made him tough for scouts to see. He stays over the rubber well and separates his hands high to keep his arm action short. His stride is long and he finishes in good position to field a ball back at him. He’s not big and doesn’t have great physical projection, but if he does add a couple of mph to his fastball despite that, he could have a No. 3 starter upside.
Tomko high fiving in the dugout
let's add on boys
Nice stroke Croz
Bobby "Can O' Corn" Crosby
That strike 3 pitch to Damon was half a foot outside
How does a home plate umpire miss that?

That’s what I don’t get.

I know. He's seen maybe 20,000 pitches from behind the plate

And it’s not like Tomko throws some sort of amazing breaking pitch, and the ump anticipated the ball breaking back over the plate.

He might have been assuming forkleball
That call on Damon's strike 3 was, er, awesome!
now tat was a K!
why does 67M hate us?
He doesn't hate us. He only hates one of us.
Nice baserunning!
That was yucky
Nice job on the basepaths tonight

Coaching?

Nice single by Penny, but that's pretty sad to get picked off like that by a righty
You kind of have to try to get picked off there

hopefully he’ll learn from it and get better.

WTF

Jesus H Christ

more base running stupidity
It helps me to cry a little less

when I put it to the Benny Hill theme in my head.

LOL...can we put crosby in a dress, too?
The Benny Hill music is the perfect theme for the 2009 A's
Korach should replace Greg Papa

as the voice of the Raiders

Greg Papa should replace Glen Kuiper for the A's
+1
Tim Roye should not ever do another A's game

He’s great on radio for the Warriors, though.

I know...

how is he on RiverCats broadcasts?

agree

Greg Papa was one of my favorite A’s announcers.

Just thinking today about Bill King saying, “Vla-dee-meeer” for Vlad Guerrerro.
Beautifully said.

Ummmmm I think he had that gig already??

or are you funnin’?

No. I want him back.
Oh OK - I liked him when he announced for us.
As muchas I despise Papa

no, i just cannot agree to that.

It’s not like Greg Papa is bad. He’s actually one of the best.

67M, why so serious?
So, yeah, I totally would have predicted a 3-0 A's lead after 5 innings
With the A's making 3 outs on the bases and Burnett forgetting to throw a pitch
The only thing that would have been better would have been Burnett accidentally throwing it behind him
wow it's already dark outside
School is now in session

I start next Monday.

I don't start till September

Crazy shit.

I started today...ugh.

Kids next week

already?

In some places, yeah, they’ve already started.

My school started last week
wow, what happened to summer?
school is damn near a year round grind now
We start our classes this week where I am

Are you scared?

I’ll hold your hand.

Way to keep it clean

That was pretty clean.

It's dark, you're probably going to hold something else.

Try again, bro.

I’m taking baby steps here.

That ain't her shoulder.
What happened to 15fan

or 71fan. Or whatever it was.

It was #14fan.

Fan of Mark Ellis.
Checking in, y'all

I’m on the shuttle back from my first day at USC grad school. Brett Tomko? BRETT TOMKO???? My head asplode!

LB, burn down your shop and move to LA. You’ll thank me later.

How are you able to post?
from his shuttle, even!
Did you know you can post to AN from your shiny new iPhone?

God, I feel like a PSA

so you like l.a.?
It's very pretty

I feel like such a bay area turn coat. Se la vie.

So I can come crash on your couch, audit all your classes,

weasel my way into the English Dept., get a scholarship?

aren't you clever
They gave one to me

How smart can they be?

true...

and I can talk. That, I’m good at…

Can you hear me, Major Don?

This is ground control to Major Don.

Krol signed!?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Croz showing some glove.
Nice catch BoCro

1st and Goal!

BoCro Gloves!?!?!?
Good catch Bobby
Yay for Boobie!
AT THE 5 YARD-LINE

First down, A’s!

Crosby should've run into the end zone

and spiked the ball

We're still up by a FG.
nice play BoCro
nice play, bobby
Wow...nothing like proving yourself against your old team to get you five scoreless innings.

Is everybody on the Brett Tomko train now?

Sign him to a long-term contract.
aww well

lets not get beside ourselves

C'mon! That's exactly the type of overreacting I was looking for!
He will pitch Game 7 in the WS

as the A’s surprise everyone in 2010!

He provides Veteran presence and is a good influence on the young starters.

haha I laughed when I typed that.

i laughed when I read it
Toot toot!

All aboard!

He still sucks

why does he have to fool us so?

nice grab bob (lucky sign in back drop)
I made that.
Was that the temp monkey that did that one?
did I tell you I had to fire the girl monkey?

my brother said we couldn’t afford two monkeys. We’re a one-monkey shop.

I've got 70 of them
poor man.

I don’t want your job. Of course, you probably make a lot more money…

I have a huge headache

if that means anything

Tough econminc monkey times.
*economic
banana prices keep going up...
Meanwhile...

blow is cheaper than ever.

SANCHO BROUGHT A MESSAGE FROM THE FAT MAN....

BTW, as an aside, you will NEVER find cocaine cheaper than in Florida.

Location. Location. Location.
It makes me think,

if one could SOMEHOW, come up with a way to TAKE the cocaine from Florida and transport it TO California…

then you would have a movie?
a good movie at that.
Yea, but the bananas are expensive!
Does the remaining monkey at least have a soft pseudo-mommy monkey doll to hold onto?

They need that even more than food, you know.

I dunno, but remaining monkey

better find his fifth (and fourth and third) gear here soon, or he’ll be outside singing the monkey blues, too.

At first I read that as "singing the outside monkey blues"

and it made me think of this.

THERE'S MY most underrated band ever.
Cream was underrated?
yup,

well, at the time they weren’t, but ask anyone under 30…

I think of forgotten as a different category from underrated

VU were underrated at the time, but hardly forgotten or underrated now, for instance. The Cars were incredibly popular (fans and critics) but no one today knows who they were.

It’s an interesting question, though, especially if you try to account for generational differences. Cream’s reunion tour was a big deal (though I’m sure it was all boomers in the crowds).

oooo, that is good!

Underrated versus overlooked…

Bobby Crosby!

I am certain that I love you
sad but true

Wait, what?

How is Crosby like the ghost to the post?

that play actually worked unlike anything “The Cros” does.

Cros's catch looked a lot like Casper's
I'm listening on my laptop so thanks for the tip
Tomko has now shut out the Yankees for 6 innings.

…I’m scared.

That was breslow there.
[Psst -- that was Craig Breslow last inning!]
Especially since he was wearing Breslow's uniform that last inning
I hate you all.
I didn't notice you were wrong.

do you love me?

No
Sigh.

{places head sullenly on floor between front paws}

I noticed but I'm such a great guy I didn't say anything

did I mention I’m modest as well.

I hate you most.
Cool that means I'm first in something
It's okay

I’m scared too

Nice slider

Just filthy

iglew, you're insane.

no way I can whistle with that.

I told you I have a freakishly low whistle.

The low note is A 440.

that hurts my bottom teeth.
[looks around for monkeyball]
Ooh, very good.

And bonus points for indirection.

He looked like an elephant wearing a pup tent.
Lets go Crazy Legs!
Pashminas for everyone!

Boys, you’ll all look quite fetching in pink.

Especially Alfred G. Rava
Hi Everybody....

I FINALLY made it home! Work sucks! Baseball rocks

why just now?

BART ran…

Too much to do and not enough time to do it.

Gotta be ready for what goes on tomorrow. Unfortunately I can’t even use BART.

....do you work in a sign shop?
Ummmmmmmm - let me put it this way

I make signs at times…..but not like you!

....are you part of Prince's backing band?
Not traveling enough to be in that select group
do you work for an eclectic mastermind who suffers from agorophobia?
NO....but I have not formed an opinion as to whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.
THAT'S OKAY. I FORGIVE YOU RAJAI.
took it for a long out
I just want to report, that my softball team lost AGAIN

But I was 2-4 with 2 RBI and a BB. (I know, I shouldn’t have been looking for the walk but the pitcher was throwing CRAP tonight).

I’m getting tired of losing.

Also, I’m starving.

Nobody cares about...
I care about Pam's softball team
Thanks doc!
You know that I'm joking

I hope you close out your season like the A’s are doing.

Pssh. I know you don't care.
Caring about things is what I do
You want her team to sign career garbagemen pitchers?
Tomko could be available soon

or maybe Seth Etherton

I wont mind as long as they can rake.

I’m also starving.

Let’s order a pizza.

i think pizza is the only food you eat

I think you should come over tonight and find out.

If ZigFan isn’t on your team, she should be. That should fix your team.

Well that's a little hard, seeing as how she lives a few hundred miles away from me.

Quite the commute for a Monday night game.

I’d take her.

Honey, you can't leave the house after dark.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

Maybe they'll be intimidated if I send pictures.

Yeah, ok. Maybe not. Can you play on the weekend?

When I took my walk I thought of you.

heehee.

Hey now!

OBP

Are you rockin the sox yet?

Nah, it's cold where I play. I need to bundle. And layer.
Do I need my winter coat and scarf this weekend?
Normal temped people probably wont.

;)

I really need a green and gold scarf.
Oooh. I'm gonna have my coworker crochet one for me.

So cute.

Whoa...apparently periods and exclamation points = crapola!

Send me pictures instead, please.

Well, I tried.

Too hard, as usual.

;)

That’s actually the total opposite of how I am in real life!

imagine that.

the interwebs can do crazy things to a person…

I know, huh?

Just be yourself...we like you that way.

I guess there’s two sides of me, then. The one that’s shy in person and one that’s not shy on the Internet.

Come to AN Day and take some....oh nevemind.
Is Hairston's music

from Slumdog Millionaire?

I’m Indian and I haven’t even seen that movie.

I thought you were Asian?

It’s a great movie.

Well, technically, Indians are Asians.

FAIL POST

Sorry bud.

I THINK INDIA IS IN ASIA.
If it's in all caps, it must be true.

Some people actually don’t realize that.

I thought India was in North America?

You confuse us by claiming to be a "subcontinent"

Sub-continent? What the hell is that? Are you part of the continent or aren’t you?

AGREED.

Subcontinent is BULLSHIT.

yeah wtf is a subcontinent anyways
It was a chunk of Africa that broke off and rammed into Asia.

It’s why the Himalayas are so tall.

It's called mind fuck
But to be fair......India is culturally different that many other Asian cultures.....

not sure what that has to do with the SC debate.

1.1 billion people might have something to do with the subcontinent debate.
You had to bring up population, did you?

Ohh, it’s on, girl! It’s ON!

new thread, buddy.

new thread.

I was there before you, girlfriend.
I'm playing catchup tonight.

What was the dustup in thread #1?

I was wondering myself!
???

I was just goading you on the “subcontinent” question.

Yeah, I got that. :)

You really don’t think population has something to do with that classification?

Well, if you want to get all serious about it,

I think that the reason it is a subcontinent is geologic (ie, on a different tectonic plate), and the reason we hear about it all the time (as opposed to Arabia, which is just as much a subcontinent but rarely called one) is related to the population.

I'm a mutt and I haven't seen that movie.

I think it’s one of the few best picture winners I haven’t seen.

City of God > Slum Dog.... IMO
That's the one about BRazil, right?
Tommy time!

Time to show off defensive skill

Tom Everidge

Defensive replacement. Now I’ve seen it all.

16 minutes to sign Green.
It could be announecd after midnight

Well, 9 pacific. But I’m stationed in the east.

any word yet, we signed krol
I think we signed everybody except Green
no Dyson but that was expected
Why is Everidge in?

I should probably be actually watching the game instead of checking softball-reference.com for stuff about Pam’s softball team.

Her team is probably having a better year
Fosse and Kuip wondering whether Cros hurt himself somehow
he's been hurting me for years
lets all hope traded
lets all hope traded
After Cros' superb D

They decided to pull him at his highest possible value.

Swisher

I used to like you

Swisher - I love you

Please strike out.

I take it back
too much love

he felt the love, and responded

once they go to the yankees it's like going to the dark side

the love is gone

Swish's lovableness is directly correlated to

the wackiness of his hair. That’s why he’s no fun as a Yankee.

To be fair, he was traded there.
Did anyone hear his interview with Marty Lurie today?

He was pissing me off.

why? what'd he say?
little underhanded comments about playing in Oakland.
i'm vicious like that
I liked him but his walking back to the dugout laughing after striking out got old after a couple hundred times.
I still like Swisher

Don’t worry: breslow will save us

Apparently 925K for Krol

Makes me think Green won’t happen, so it opened up a couple hundred extra thousand they otherwise wouldn’t have given to Ian.

How much does Green want?
Somewhere in the neighborhood of 3 mil.
Bobby Crosby the sequel?
bite your tongue
Okay I bit it, now it's bleeding.

Next step please?

Not sure

But I know they only offered like 600-700k for Krol at first.

Makes sense

It seems likely that Green will not sign, but what do I know?

Oh, it's a Hairston grudge-match!
damn, i thought that was the 3rd out. i'm as bad as sweeney.
no you aren't
well, i didn't get doubled off. at least not that i know of.
I think you would know
I'm sure you'd remember
do i have to punish you too?
punish RRS in my place. he'll enjoy it more.
Glen those were beautiful words.
Mein Gott

still 3-0.

Gott im Himmel!

Joe Mauer, 3-for-5 tonight in Arlington, including a HR.

Hitting .380 in August!!!

Bud Selig wants us to protect our skin from his caustic glare.
Proud to be your Bud Selig

I guess that’s why the guy is so pale that he glows in dark rooms. Or maybe it’s because he’s evil.

Krol signed for $925,000
Could Green be signing right now...

but they don’t announce it until after 9?

Very likely
Okie dokie

I wasn’t sure if that was a possibility

I'm not sure if it's very likely

but I hope so.

Hairston was =supposed= to fly out to Hairston

isn’t anything going right, tonight??!!

No, but since Tomko was supposed to give up 12 runs

I’m ok with that.

upon further review

what was supposed to happen, has been reversed.

Tomko shuts out the Yankees.

That is all…

Missed a couple innings.

Still 3-0!

Any Green news?

Not yet

Krol signed though.

I was around for the Krol announcement.
Geren news?

yeah… he is still here :-(

damn these prospects are making some serious cake these days
LAST MINUTE GM WIN

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