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Open Thread: Game 102 - A's vs. Jays (cont)


Heading to the bottom of the 7th as the Jays have closed the lead to 8-5.......

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not first!
This is why "first" sucks.
And it should be a CGV.
Can't people, just, you know, stop?

Some kids never learn their lesson.

Obviously you haven't been paying attention to...

….our entire national culture.

complete game victory?

or carlos gonzales vindication?

perhaps Can Geren Vehemently?

Posting "first" at Camden Chat is an insta-bAN

The Orioles mean business.

That blog is probably run better than the team
not a tall order.

Can we trade me for Adam Jones? I’ll take one for the team.

There are far more useless posts

then the obligatory “first” post

Why is it obligatory?

Brother Venn!

How I love you.

Not to be a pedant (well...actually precisely to be a pedant)...

…but that’s a Euler diagram, not a Venn diagram.

Pedantic is a good word to use in a rap.

…after reading it, I think it could be either, no?

A Venn diabram has to show all possible relations between the sets.

So it would, for example, include a zone in which people think they are first, are first, but are not idiots.

er...diagram
But it's a closed system, and that's thep oint of the diagram in question.

There are none, IOW.

Ah.

I love this. I just learned something.

That’s a great graphic.

It's a classic.

Along with “nobody cares about your fantasy team”.

:: Coughs. ::

Here's the lineup on Rated-R Superstar's fantasy team:

Taylor Swift (CF)
Stacy Keibler (RF)
Megan Fox (1B)
Lauren Graham (DH)
Nina Dobrev (SS)
Jamie Kotsay (3B)
Nastia Lukin (LF)
Jordin Sparks (C )
Jaymee Sire (2B)

why rated-r

you sly dog!

I’m gifted.

are we going to fight over jamie?

We can have her both at the same time, silly.

sorry rated-r, my girl-on-girl fantasies are girls only

Turn off the lights.
Somebody's been takin' notes!
Well, he's not exactly shrouded in mystery.

You are the man. I’d probably replace a few people, but man, you did a great job with that.

My fantasy team would totally kick your team's ass, by the way.
go.
My team

Diane Lane (2B)
Ashley Judd (3B)
Gabrielle Union (DH)
Katherine Heigl (1B)
Michelle Rodriguez (RF)
Jessica Alba (LF)
Jennifer Lopez (SS)
Beyoncé Knowles (C )
Kate Beckinsale (CF)

That was fast.

That's what they all...oh nevermind.
I knew you'd ask, so I had mine ready.
Diane Lane, Ashley Judd and Michelle Rodriguez

need to be DFA’d and some promising prospects need to be called up from AAA

No way.

Veterans >>> prospects.

Those veterans = Giambi type veterans: over the hill
Oh, and the best hitters are at the top

so they can get the most plate appearances, so you just dissed my #1 and #2.

I'm fairly certain not one of you would appreciate my list.

but then again, mine would be filled with people you don’t potentially know.

Come on, join the fun.

Stick that thing out there.

TWSS!!!!

Darooster, we outlawed that.

WHAT?!

Since when? Dang it….

We decided it was very girl-wearing-a-skirt-as-a-top
Oh

So you decided it was skanky but awesome?

no, but I love the way you think.
There is this thing called google

we’ll use it to assist us.

they're not celebrities.
I'm sure the high school girls on your list

have myspaces!

I don't think any high school girls make the list.

But it’s been a bit since I was there.

Restraining orders do that.
I'm on you're list, aren't I?

It’s okay to admit it.

You're?

Fuck you, whore.

Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself.

too easy...
Darlin',

you ARE the list.

One tall glass of bitters

for mr. iglew, coming right up!

I am loving that blog.
Have you read the new blog by them?

The emails one. I fail at the name right now.

No! Ooh!
Is it linked on the GraphJam page?
I can't find it right now.

I’m still looking.

Emails from crazy people.

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/

"Gabe: I am not in jail!" LOL
I love you so much.
OH!

THAT list.

That’s awesome.

or first, nvm
Rue Me!

(ty, EM)

threads!

they’re breeding!

Let's not give them any water after midnight.

Those are some big sunglasses, young lady.

Add on, please
Wow Cliff Lee just missed an HR

That was Ben Francisco. Cliff Lee scored on the sacrifice fly from Francisco.

late highlight on MLBN

Lee did rip that double though

He has a pair of hits tonight.

and the lousy bum's given up 1 hit through 7

It looks like the teammates are still talking to Bobby.

send him to sacto

and bring up Buck?

well i won’t complain

We need an undercover reporter

to infiltrate the Sacto club scene and find out if the rumors about Buck’s bad boy behavior are true. Do you know anyone who could do that?

what are these rumors?

That's what we need you to find out.
i'll get on it

literally

LOL!

i know you will

I wouldn't really want him around any prospects

Wow, so Kane County is seriously out of the question for Bobby?

I'm thinking the Mexican League
How about San Jose?
always a rivercat
Don't do that to my hometown
aww wanting that to be soo fair
I'd like to see a race between Cliff and Rajai

I think Rajai would win.

defenity rajai is faster

I think Somebody will win.

he'd get the style points anyway
No Wallace would win
what about Bodie and Poot?
Raj would smoke him like a blunt
I still need ot make dinner...

Let’s get a pizza, sir.

it's getting late and I'm trying to diet...

Just get me the pizza, then.

Dude, it's tomorrow already
I know.

But I took a nap earlier, so…

I also took a nap and by doing so, I missed Degrassi: The Next Generation at five.

lulz
I feel old.

….where’s 67 to make me feel young?

I can do that, LB.
okay.

Remember Atari 2600?

"Combat" wuz the bestest game ever
Especially the rebounding shots version
Oh yes, definitely.

Remember how if you drive the tank into a corner and keep bouncing against it it will eventually goof up and bounce around to the other side?

The 2600 had lots of little bugs like that

I’m trying to remember a weird one from Adventure — if you stabbed one of the dragons (the red one) standing on just the right place on the screen you and the dragon would freeze and the screen would scroll wildly through all the various areas. Freaky.

My friend always liked to set

up the sword and magnet so that a dragon would swoop in between them, he’d pick up the magnet, and it would make the sword move into the dragon and kill it.

Combat was cool.

What was the one where you had to go through all the castles?

Adventure.

Loved it.

Pitfall!

so much wasted youth…

that too, but no castles...
Who needs castles

when you have crocodiles?

and vines and snakes.
I liked the Frankenstein game too.

Used to listen to Van Halen playing that.

Adventure!

Man, that seemed so fun!

Now, if it was an iPhone app, you'd say, "This is incredibly lame"
yup.

those games don’t age well.

Adventure, or Warlords?
Adventure.

Did you guys find the secret message room?

Of course, but only after growing up.
Atari was weak sauce

Intellivision Biatches!

I had a Magnavox.
I had a friend who had the Fairchild system.

Never saw it anywhere else. Very cool joysticks.

I'm not sure I've even ever heard of it.
Ah, screw it.

Have another drink.

that sounds like a good motto to me!
A rule to live by, indeed.

That and “early to bed and early to rise… makes a dude lame.”

And a pretty damn good song

Album version.

Live stage show version.

Wow, Kinks synergy.
Much Rickey love!

That was a sweet play.

Pennington and Everidge

DYNAMIC DUO.

hey

the kid(s) can play D

Cliff....'n' Tommy!

What’re you bitchin’ about again, BoCro?

A look at the future

I like it!

Wow

Go Rivercats A’s!

wow, that was a helluva play
Sweeney looking a little more studly with the band-aid

i did a good job

You’re awesome.

thanks, i aim to please

I'm from Sonoma County...

{sniff}

{sigh}

I'm in Sonoma County

In Penngrove

I grew up in Petaluma.

Went to college in San Jose and now I live in Fremont.

I went to Boise St.

and then came home

One day I'd like to come home.

But I bought a house two years ago.

Guess where I’ll be living for the next billion years?

Fremont?
DING DING DING DING DING!

I was born in Fremont, California.

I love Penngrove.

{sniff}

I wanna come home now.

Can I come home, AN?

Sure!

We have plenty of empty seats to fill.

But you've always had the power to go home, Leopold Bloom!

I'm tied to the Evil Signshop of the East.

Southeast, actually.

ughhhh
what is it with the 2 out hits tonight?
at least this one did not score
wallace and green

can you be ready by late 2010…thanks!!

sorry but if pennington/everidge are projected to be anything more than fringe mlb players/part time players this team is going nowhere

Oh, just enjoy the play they combined on
Agreed Flashfire
Butthurt, JUST GO ENJOY SOME BASEBALL.

They’re playing grand today.

Its mysad duty to inform you

Pennington and Everest are the future!!!

not a very good call imo, but i'll take it
Sean Kemp?!?

He’s in baseball now?

Shawn Kemp?

Yeah...apparently I can't spell.
apparently it's Camp
At least he didn't spell it "Chone"
me either & i'm a teacher go figure
Shawn Kemp

Where are they now?

"Shawn and Kate and Lucy and Elaine and Mary Plus 8"
Shawn Kemp

wasn’t it 8 kids with 7 women?

Travis Henry beat him.

That's a race no one wants to enter
Apparently appearing on...

Pros vs. Joes

would be funny

taller than the unit. he used to KILL the GSW if i remember right

He went to a high school right next to mine.

Graduated the same year as me.

He scored somethingl ike 400 on his SATs.

We used to chant SAT at the games.

did you also make multiple comeback attempts?
Don't call it a comeback.

I’ve been doing it for years.

Zook!

base hit all the way

hits for everyone!
anyway u can get it kurt

Iglew, I revised my fantasy team.

Lineup:
CF — Taylor Swift
2B — Kelly Kelly
3B — Morgan Beck
DH — Vanessa Hudgens
RF — Nina Dobrev
1B — Jamie Kotsay
SS — Nastia Liukin
LF — Jaymee Sire
C — Jessica Gomes

You are so desperate, dude.

I’m not desperate. I’m just 17.

I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth

We'd hide from the lights

on the village green

get this boy porno, stat!
If I was 17, I'd probably have porno up in another window.

I just closed it, thank you.

If I was 17, I'd ALWAYS have porn up.

and something else as well.

Now, the other thing up would be just my blood pressure
They say if it's up for four hours or more, you could do irreparable damage.
when I was 17?

It would go down for a half minute or so.

Well you could always just take a match

light it, then blow it out, then take the still warm embers and….

Young and desperate.

It’s plausible.

can i be the ball girl?

You're young and I'm old because I don't know any of those names
agrd.
It sucks feeling old at 35
39
God you're ancient
He's nobbut a kid

46

I'm turning 44 tomorrow...

…oh look! today!

Happy Birthday to Me!

Happy Birthday, GNGS!!!!

Happy birthday to you, sir.

Yay, you're four months older than me.

I think I knew that already, didn’t I?

Not sure... but you know it now.
Happy Happy

If I could make you and ASCII cake I would…..

Woo! Happy Birthday!
Thanks, everyone!

I’ve yet to meet the birthday that makes me feel really old. And I’m happy to report that 44 is no exception.

I've heard both 50 and 65 do the trick.
I've said to a couple of people

that when I turned 41, I thought, “I don’t feel old, but I’m beginning to feel like I’ve been alive for a long time.”

And happy b-day (elaborations tomorrow)!

certainly not as old as me...

I keep getting asked, “How was it, before there was electricity??”

Don't worry

In a few years you’re eligible to become a lech, and you can make up your own list!

I think I was 37 when I turned lech.

But I prefer the term “dirty old man”.

I'm pretty sure all the players on my fantasy team

are younger than me. But some are pretty close.

kelly kelly??? that's a real person?

It’s her stage name. She’s a diva for the WWE.

what exactly does a WWE diva do

She wrestles sometimes.

and the rest of the time

wears wisps of leather?

so she's sort of a diva diva.
You know, like WWE Superstar Ford Maddox Ford
LOL

“This fight tonight will be the saddest story you have ever heard — about YOU!!”

Wrestling huh you know it's fake right?

I will not listen to these lies.

I actually went to WrestleMania 9

but I was much younger then

I wanted to see the first Wrestlemania.

I was 15, I think.

Wasn't Mr T in that?
yuppers.
was that the one held in the colliseum

yknow, the one in Rome?

The first one?

No, I think it was MSG or Philly or somethingl ike that…

I was making a joke based on the premise that you are around two thousand years old

which is clearly proposterous.

therein lies the humor.

oh.

I am a blonde, you know.

Curtains/drapes/etc?
Well,

I’ve got terrazzo floors.

Indeed, he was born about two thousand years ago

And there ain’t nothing in the world that he don’t know;
He saw Peter, Paul, and Moses playin’ ring-around-the-roses;
And he’ll beat the guy that says it isn’t so.

Speaking of which

why has the American version of Ring a ring of roses have go

Ring around the roses
a pocket full of posies
ashes, ashes
we all fall down

When it a) doesn’t make sense, and b) is still pretty dark, so it’s not as if you’re getting away from the plague connotations of the original?

I don’t get it

it gets overlooked what it is,

what it means, in most circles.

right, but what I don't get

is that at some stage someone must have thought

hm, this is too dark for the kids, I’ll change it.

to ashes??

I think it was just mis-heard

An early mondegreen, if you will.

could be, could be

I wonder if anyone’s done any research..

There is a Wiki article that has info and debunks the connection to the plague

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_a_Ring_o%27_Roses

I think the plague thing is folk myth.
I'm pretty sure it's not

the original has ‘atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down’

the ring of roses refers to the plague pustules, the posies to the flowers that people carried because they thought that would stop the spread, the sneezing, well, obvious, and the falling down, the death

the pocketful of flowers to mask the stench of rot, too.
No, I've heard all the stories, but

I thought it was folk myth, like the Wizard of Oz political allegory.

Ever read Defoe?
or the diaries of Samuel Pepys?
Pepys was a very naughty fellow

We had a highly edited and completely expurgated version at home that I read when I was a kid, and then I read the real one years later. Wowser.

It was an AWESOME diary.

Long, though.

Yeah, we had the PG-13 version when I was at school, too

Same with the poems of Catullus.

Catullus was naughty.

Sappho too.

yes, that too

did you know that when Charles II was going to be executed, he wore two extra undershirts and carried a orange on a stick stuffed with cloves so he wouldn’t tremble and appear to show fear?

that’s always struck me as interesting, for some reason

all the old stories are interesting,

IMHO.

Charles I?
Wouldn't that just be "Charles" though?
yes. you're right
Charles always had to be in charge
Snopes says it's bunk.

here

well, to be fair,

I AM a hunka burnin’ love.

Is that like playing the guitar on the MTV? That ain't workin'!
I'll remember.
I remember

having much better taste at 17. But then again, I did used to love Britney Spears.

However, that was before K-Fed brought the white trash out of her. Sigh…

“To each his own.”

Some time at least 10 years after you graduate,

go back and look at all the girls in your yearbook. You’ll realize that most of the popular girls that everyone thought were all that actually weren’t very special. But there will be a several others that no one ever gave a second thought to that make you say, “Oh my god, so-and-so was totally hot, and I never even noticed.”

High school is weird. It has this strange groupthink aesthetic that is only loosely connected to actual beauty.

completely agree.

study what iglew just said, Rated-R.

He studies everything I say.

Wise boy.

I don’t fall for those popular girls at all.

it's not that the popular girls are bad.

it’s that there’s diamonds in the rough. Look at the girls and see, really see, which ones are beautiful.

Hey, they all are!

Well, most of them.

To be honest, I try to do that.

I'm not sure I agree with that.

Just contemplate the fact, and cultivate your sense of beauty. I don’t think you should try to not be 17, though. I’m not sure you can.

what, popular girls are bad?
Nice work, if you can get it.
maybe true

but six years after I’ve graduated (and I feel old) some of the people are still hot and somewhat successful and it makes you want to say $&%^(@*#!!

But others, totally fat. Ha!

Hmm.

Maybe 15 years for you.

solution: try to bang EVERYBODY in high school.

Cover all your bases.

yee-haw!

hi you.

were you hiding?

I was busy scoring.

Goals.

In soccer.

Hat trick, baby.

Oh sure,

Pretending like you both just happened to arrive at the party late. Don’t think we don’t know.

*zips fly*

What!??!

(buttons up shirt)

what do you mean?

DON'T DO THAT.

oh. Hi.

Why do you get all the fun with OakA’sHoney?

Apradavya

Google that, if you dare….

Oops, I mean apadravya

Iglew fail.

Bingo.

i had to look that word up

Bingo?

or Apadravya?

apadravya and oh my…

sigh.

I told you my piercing was lower than the tongue. Did you think I was joking?

yes, but i guess not, how about the tongue, going to get it re-done?

Been strongly considering it, actually.
Oh wow

Zooks is safe

Bautista with a great catch, but the throw was high pulling Millar off the bag

Everyone has hits!
hey ryan

I can be Ryan.

you may not want to be

I can be Travis.

Oh look, it's OAH and R-RS being a Berlin tribute band!
C'mon Tommy, park one
Let's get it done Bailey
Bailey comming in
the little lineup that could
stomper sighting
Stomper desperately wanders the empty stands in search of fans...

…with whom to interact.

where's Don when you need him?

Missing him now, are you, you elephant bitch?!

Daily Bailey!

I still haven’t decided if I like that nickname.

Bailey is still suspect for me
the guy is pretty performing as street has

thats quite good

Put him away Bailey!

I’m running out of beer!

come on Bailey
A'S WIN!!!

(and my 100th AN comment, I feel like I’ve accomplished something!)

I’ve almost hit 100 comments on the Sharks blog.

100?

n00b

(welcome)

Yeah, I'm almost to 2,000

and I suck!

I’ve almost hit 2,000 comments on my third blog.

To be fair I have over 5000 comments on SBN. So ha(?)

As with so many things, Jennifer crushes you all.

Behold her userid page and tremble.

yea that's the stuff!

Gooooooo A’s!!!

Yay!

I want to feed Lauren.

... to a pit of angry guinea pigs.
I sense jealousy.
That cake does look delicious.
We love you so much, Jennifer.
BFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Guinea pigs are a South American delicacy...

Especially when they’ve been raised on the sweet, sweet flesh of Gilmour Girls!

I would love to taste the flesh of the Gilmour Girls.
I wish Lauren was a cake.
Oh, she is.

< knowing look >

So much cake,

the money look weird.

I am in awe of your Photoshop skills
Lost of practice.
wtf all that cake

is she so busy eating with own hand that she needs help to shovel it in faster?

you know how girls are with sweets
Well, she was testing cakes to pick the one she liked most for her wedding.

I know this because, well, I watched the show.

I too enjoy the guilty pleasure that is the Gilmore Girls
You lie!!
Seriously.

My then-girlfriend and I were living about 100 miles apart I knew she liked the show, so I watched it. When we moved in, I couldn’t stop watching. Now we’re married.

Awww.

< tears up >

A nice, satisfying win for your 2009.5 Oakland A's!
Well done, fellas!

love the peanut man
FP Santangelo's man crush has switched to Rajai
Hey we won

How Cool!!!

Winning is fun.

Winning is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Talk to your sister.

FREEDOM!
I had that whole song memorized once.
quite the confession.
I'm not embarassed.
Yeah I had the song AND video

completely commited to memory.

I remember taking my mom's GM cassete tape so I could listen to the song and write down the lyrics.

I don’t really know why.

Later on I memorized them with the intention of recording and covering the song.

But if everybody did

who would lose? And if nobody lost, how could you win? And why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway? And if a tree falls in the forest and it lands on an A’s player, and only Geren is around to hear it, does he make a sound?

The Parkway

RIP

Now's the time time on AN when we dance!

Dance, bitches!

::does the funky chicken::

::does the robot Geren::

does this involve

repeatedly putting your hands under your armpits and scowing like a frustrated gibbon?

so you've done it?
sssssh

I’m doing it right now.

yes. that. and nosepicking
Hey there was a video?

I love the lapels

check out the gators.
Your link is awesome

but the title is misleading. I was expecting some video where a man shouted at people to “dance bitches!” and it was both really stupid and terribly hilarious.

it's what we dance to here when we win.
Oh you don't need to tell me

I have danced many times to that song at the Coli. Although sadly, not as much the last couple of years… :(

Great game

Let’s do it again tomorrow

FP + RD = ♥

It’s nothing like Cory and Topanga, though.

A Boy Meets World refernece FTW!

You have impressed me, young Rated-R….

But you probably watched that show in reruns on the Disney Channel, not in its original run like me.

Excellent reference nonetheless!

Yes, I watched it on Disney. It’s still my favorite show of all time, though.

It is an excellent show

But for me, still behind Seinfeld, Frasier, Chappelle’s Show and The Fresh Prince. But it’s in the top 5.

< laughs at darooster calling someone young >
I would be insulted

but I have felt old lately, so I’ll take it as a compliment!

Besides, the kid’s still 7 years younger than me.

I had a crush on Topenga.

But then again, who didn’t?

Great win guys

Goodnight all

nighty-night
do you work on this bubbly-ness every day?

i’m bubbly?

That is not a bad thing, is it?

I dunno

Can I check?

sure

sweet.

how?

:: Intently pays attention. ::

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble!

a thermometer?

He's now going to ask you where he's supposed to insert it.

Answer wisely, girl.

That’s the thought that immediately popped into my head.

And also what to do with the thermometer.

i’ll have to google it

You take a degree off to equate it to under the tongue temp.
No, you're naughty.

Fille méchante.

oui, c’est moi

kinda.

it’s not a bad thing, except maybe to rum-drenched Mexican captains.

It's not really bad it's just bubbly.
Recap Up!
No link...

amateur.

OMG HI BBG!
I can't believe that the fans voted 95% in favor of BoCro over Pennington at SS the rest of the year.

I’m in favor of Pennington.

Yea, I'm happy with BoCro in a utility role. We need to know what Pennington is made of.
I've never been in favor of Crosby

ain’t gonna start now neither!

was there a "neither" vote?
CUST?!?!?!
One thing I notcied about tonight

We won and Crosby didn’t even sniff the game.

Win win in my book.

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