with lesbian vampires is that occasionally, you’ll get a vampire that’s smitten with you and you can talk them out of sucking your blood all out and killing you. With lesbian vampires, we’re pretty screwed.
He acts like he wants to win or something. Maybe he better smash Crosby’s knee’s with a bat or something. Tell the rest of those asswipes on the bench they’re freaking next if someone doesn’t get him a couple runs pronto.
Roethlisberger’s lawyer adamantly denied the allegations Tuesday, and was quick to point out that the woman never went to the authorities.
“Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone. The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct,” David Cornwell said in a statement. “If an investigation is commenced, Ben will cooperate fully and Ben will be fully exonerated.”
Way to jinx it
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
much better
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
SCORE!
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
WOW....this games seems to passing by F-A-S-T
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
and Comcast still works
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Kind of the opposite of last night, huh? :-)
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Anyone catch Bill Halls comments about himself?
http://brewersbeat.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/07/hall_i_still_consider_myself_t.html
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Bravo young Skywalker
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
Again....
I can’t believe I’m in such a good mood while watching an A’s game. Someone needs to tell the asshats wearing the white uni’s not to fuck it up.
alox - July 21, 2009
JUST SCORE!
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
I'm trying!
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Good luck you!
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
I'm rounding third!
TMI?
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
I never rounded third. I was stranded on second.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
You need to develop a better eye and take more pitches
But be ready to swing when you do get a good pitch.
iglew - July 21, 2009
You're a brown-eyed handsome man?
doctorK - July 21, 2009
I missed the bag
Trainman - July 21, 2009
Waylon?
alox - July 21, 2009
No John Fogerty fans here I see
doctorK - July 21, 2009
Put Me In, Coach.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Thank you
Geez, and it was even a baseball song
doctorK - July 21, 2009
Couldn't decide if you were referring to
an old Waylon Jennings song from the sixties. To obscure?
alox - July 21, 2009
John Fogerty's awesome.
CCR’s even awesomer.
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
Round is good.
iglew - July 21, 2009
TWSS.
mikev - July 21, 2009
dammit
doctorK - July 21, 2009
That. is. NOT. FAIR.
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
agrd.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
damn.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
FRAK
THAT WAS SO CLOSE
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
Oof
That actually went further than I thought it would.
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Could you replace Kuiper please?
DMOAS - July 21, 2009
its better than hearing one-sided commentary from bert out here
FrozenA'sFan - July 21, 2009
Quick 6th
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
See, it doesn't matter when you start a new thread!
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
yep
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
told you
You jinxed it with your comment
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
The interesting thing about Cabrera's blast
is that whether he hit it in Oakland or Colorado, it would have landed in Oakland.
Nico - July 21, 2009
I still think he's serviceable and should be re-signed
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
I dunno.
I’d like to see who’s available.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
TWSS
iglew - July 21, 2009
please
stop
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
TWSS!
Shitty edition.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Scat, shoo, go away.
TWSRS
DMOAS - July 21, 2009
I thought we went over scat in the other game thread
mikev - July 21, 2009
Shitty conversation if you ask me.
alox - July 21, 2009
Obviously
I just don’t see anyone in the oganization as being more ready
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
right, but FA, maybe?
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Not sure of the available crop
but last time I saw it. Meh.
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
It kinda sucks. Tejada is gonna be the best FA shortstop.
mikev - July 21, 2009
No thanks
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
I wouldn't be opposed.
I kind of like his energy. He’s plays hard, but he doesn’t walk nearly enough.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
or hit.
mikev - July 21, 2009
I'd rather get Duchscherer healthy and trade him for JJ Hardy
mikev - July 21, 2009
+1
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
BevMo
doesn’t make me want to drink alcohol
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
That's the A's job.
alox - July 21, 2009
QOTM
awesome
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
But 2 cent wine!
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
It's been recycled
doctorK - July 21, 2009
great tag
FrozenA'sFan - July 21, 2009
That was a HELL of a play
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Nice play all around
adragon - July 21, 2009
Remind me again why Barton hasn't been in Oakland...
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
especially when we're in last place
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
It took that long for
Graybeard’s hex to wear off.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Wow.
These guys better learn you don’t bunt on Dallas.
alox - July 21, 2009
Heh
I had this insane dream that monkeyball was back. Stupid, right?
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
It's strange cuz I bet he stops by AN
and we never know when his Monkiness has flung poo at us
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
O2B,
when monkey flings poo, you’ll know.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
It was such an overly random appearance today.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
that would be the point, I'd think.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
yes
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
I didn't know
now if Tony would stop by and say “nice win, bitches” than life would seem more complete
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
sit down maur
FrozenA'sFan - July 21, 2009
yay strickout
doctorK - July 21, 2009
wow barton!!!
FrozenA'sFan - July 21, 2009
HAHAHAH MAUER SUCKS
What is he hitting, like .370?
mikev - July 21, 2009
nice!
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Yay Dale and Pepe
SCORE SOME FARKING RUNS NOW DAMMIT
doctorK - July 21, 2009
+10
SwisherThresher - July 21, 2009
You cannot +10!
You’re only +/- 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
it was binary.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Actually, you can't -1 either.
You either +1 or you don’t.
iglew - July 21, 2009
-1
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
+10
Nico - July 21, 2009
-10
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
0
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
/30
DMOAS - July 21, 2009
Its like a pick and roll with those two.
Way to rep the 209 Dallas!
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Braden is Stockton, obviously.
Nico - July 21, 2009
and Burt Reynolds is...
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Nice job Dallas!
Wow, does he want this win.
LET’S GET IT FOR HIM….MKAY?
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Me likey Braden a lotness
Nico - July 21, 2009
Maybe it's because of this thread, but
I only just now noticed the “Morneau” rhymes with “porno”.
iglew - July 21, 2009
I blame AN.
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
porneau
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Mornography.
Nico - July 21, 2009
love
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
leauv?
Nico - July 21, 2009
Catherine Deneuve?
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Lesbian vampires?
iglew - July 21, 2009
The Hunger
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Are you peeking in my bedroom window?
Perv.
Nico - July 21, 2009
yes
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
cool.
window’s open.
Nico - July 21, 2009
My interest is peeking.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Your interest is very active tonight.
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
If by interest you mean...
mikev - July 21, 2009
I'm glad you're keeping up.
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
Keeping/staying
Whatever.
mikev - July 21, 2009
rawr
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
There you are.
Hi.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Hi baby
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
So, about you and that forgetful one.
I’d hate to inflict a whole world of damage on someone who seems to be a pretty decent cat…
mikev - July 21, 2009
TWSS
Blicks - July 21, 2009
Ummmmm,
I don’t think that’s your interest that’s peeking.
sorry.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
very mikev like
wow
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
but funnier, right?
right?
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
no, not really.
iglew - July 21, 2009
ouch.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
by a mile
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Hey!
mikev - July 21, 2009
Oh, hi. Oh.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
THANKS.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
He's just trying to get on your good side.
mikev - July 21, 2009
He's already there.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
Which side is that, btw?
mikev - July 21, 2009
I was assuming behind.
But I’ll reserve judgment until I can observe in person.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Wow. I am SO not going there.
Pamcakes is one thing. Ass talk is a bit much.
mikev - July 21, 2009
scared
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Love your arbitrary limits about appropriateness.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
Hey...
It’s one thing to fuck around on AN, but I’m not gonna go gettin all personal and shit.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Hey
Jackmikev- you’re a lousy fucking softball playerohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
I don't know what this means.
mikev - July 21, 2009
A Few Good Men
Sorry
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
A Few Good Men.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
That's a movie, right?
iglew - July 21, 2009
yes, yes it is.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
I think it's from the Castro
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Was never on her bad side.
I think.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
You wish.
mikev - July 21, 2009
heehee.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
*giggle*
mikev - July 21, 2009
There's a bit of a breeze.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Right now?
Only so I can be close to OAH.
mikev - July 21, 2009
those are cool.
WBC, Cap’n, ADragon and me don’t kill them.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
I prefer lesbians that aren’t vampires.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
The problem
with lesbian vampires is that occasionally, you’ll get a vampire that’s smitten with you and you can talk them out of sucking your blood all out and killing you. With lesbian vampires, we’re pretty screwed.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
And Digorno
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
That’s good stuff.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
No frozen food section pizza is "good"
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Wait the pizza or the porno?
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Both.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
hmmm.
you’re how old? Modesto, you say?
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
LOL...
Why do I have a mental image of a calendar being removed from the wall?
alox - July 21, 2009
well, at least one person got it.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
movie?
iglew - July 21, 2009
nope.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
But movie trope imagery at least?
iglew - July 21, 2009
nope.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
I was thinking more along the lines of
the calculator dropping unceremoniously into the trash…..
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
that works too...
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
perhaps watch some morneaugraphy while eating pizza?
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
I think we have the germ of a limerick here.
There once was a player named Morneau
blah blah blah blah porno.
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah DiGiorno!
iglew - July 21, 2009
I like your rhyme structure.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Its perfect!
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
he's good.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Did you hear Adam Yauch aka MCA has cancer?
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
it's horrible, but I guess they say it's a treatable one?
stormtown - July 21, 2009
Yup
Very weird that we now get news like this from Yauch himself via online video.
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
Yep.
Just got the video from Beastieboys.com.
They have to cancel the tour and stop recording
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
seriously?!
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Yeah.
It sucks :(
mikev - July 21, 2009
Its in his glands and lymphnodes near his throat....
…but treatment won’t affect his voice.
They’re expecting operation and radiation to deal with it, I think.
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
I don't think lymphnodes are good.....
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
Yeah.
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
That’s what she said (to me).
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
I think you may have just reinvented the genre!
good job, young man.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
I’m a beast.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
call me.
Nico - July 21, 2009
awesome.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
she says alot doesn’t she
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Yeah, and she says everything I want to hear.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
I almost miss the old Rated-R.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Almost.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Yeah....
But did she ever donate anything in your name?
alox - July 21, 2009
I don’t know.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Eh,
You couldn’t go anyway.
alox - July 21, 2009
meow
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Hi, kitty.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
my next tattoo!
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Does it involve sewing???
mikev - July 21, 2009
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
Bookmarked in my favorite poems folder.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
The standard for baseball limericks
is the Lilly-for-Kielty one.
iglew - July 21, 2009
There once was a player named Morneau
His name sounds a lot like porno
He plays for the Twins
Who gave up a win
And the winners cooked some DiGiorno
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
i love you.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
That’s what she said (to me).
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Dohohoho
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHs76-341AU
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
I think the last line should be
“It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno”
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
Oh yes!
We’re getting closer now.
iglew - July 21, 2009
What, no one TWSS'ed this one?
It was a total softball.
iglew - July 21, 2009
You wouldn't have approved anyway!!!!
Sheesh.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
+10
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
I was hoping for something more dirty.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Let's work in something about
the pizza delivery boy.
that’s a good porn cliche
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
nice!
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Hey lady....
Did you order a peperoni pizza?
Well, here’s the pizza…..and here’s the pepperoni.
It’s an oldie but a goodie.
alox - July 21, 2009
don’t say lady, nothing sexy starts that way
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
It's from an old comedy album....
alox - July 21, 2009
Barry White begs to differ.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Oh, yes!
Is it too much to ask for a pun about his “livery”? And can we rhyme is with “quivery”?
iglew - July 21, 2009
*it
iglew - July 21, 2009
Yes.
It is too much.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
Darn
iglew - July 21, 2009
it's been done.
you know that, though.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
TWIS
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
It's not delivery.
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
How many pitches for Braden?
He acts like he wants to win or something. Maybe he better smash Crosby’s knee’s with a bat or something. Tell the rest of those asswipes on the bench they’re freaking next if someone doesn’t get him a couple runs pronto.
alox - July 21, 2009
106
muffinpryde - July 21, 2009
He should throw something and scream
“You fuckers better score some runs or I’m gonna shove those bats up your A’s”
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
Ooh look, HOlliday slammed the bat on the ground in anger!
WHERE ARE ALL YOU “HOLLIDAY SHOWS NO EMOTION” PEOPLE NOW? HUH? SHOW YOURSELF!
mikev - July 21, 2009
Holliday SMASH!
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
But what has he done for us LATELY?
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
*Waves hand proudly*
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
HE'S A MEANIE FOR DENTING THE DIRT!!
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
No
“Hello Mister Ground , meet Mister Bat!”
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
STOP TAKING STRIKE THREE!
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Things are back to normal
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Eh, that was a pretty perfect curveball.
mikev - July 21, 2009
He can only get fooled once a game :-)
That was twice.
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
We won't get fooled again.
alox - July 21, 2009
Why are you yelling?
The baby’s asleep in the next room.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Sorry, sorry
(whispers) Nice hit, Zooks.
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
That's no baby.
mikev - July 21, 2009
It's what I call her.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
mi hermano's asleep in the next room.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Barton is going to receive a meatball
Trainman - July 21, 2009
and hit it straight up the elevator shaft
doctorK - July 21, 2009
uh yeah
What was that you’re saying?
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
Wuertz alert
SwisherThresher - July 21, 2009
Not springer enough
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
shhhhhhhhh
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
just AS long as it's not
he who shall not be named…..
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
Hrm
I didn’t know Voldemort played baseball.
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
Haha....beat me to it!
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Wavelengths.
Wavelengths.
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
He probably swung at the low and outside slider.
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
the only unnamable I know
had a cheesy-effing porn stache, a limp and I want to beat him to a pulp.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
and put thru the shredder in front of my friends ohhhhhhh baaaaabe
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Has the Steeler's QB been mentioned tonight?
I’ve been in and out, so sorry if he has been.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Not if you're watching ESPN
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
What do you think about that?
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Kinda crazy.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
About what? Was their Roethlisberger news I missed?
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
Pending lawsuit...?
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
This is for those that missed it.
A woman has filed a lawsuit accusing Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of raping her last summer in his penthouse hotel room at a casino in Lake Tahoe during a celebrity golf tournament.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
What is it about Tahoe?
Antoine Walker gets arrested there last week and now this comes out?
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
I got married there.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
and?
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
TWSS
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
And now this comes out?
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
TWSS
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
you.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
kidding.
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
I know, babe.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
What happens in Tahoe definitely does not stay in Tahoe
doctorK - July 21, 2009
What makes it even better is he was arrested for something he did IN Vegas
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Is "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" a valid plea in common law?
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
I'd love to see him try that
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
It's the Vegas defense
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
The biggest little mistake you'll ever make
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
He should call Kobe and ask to borrow his lawyer.
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
You've been in and out and now your baby's sleeping?
iglew - July 21, 2009
Oh my.
But yes.
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
That radio ad for the A's-Yankees game
made it sound really really boring. Totally lame announcer. Made me long for Buan.
iglew - July 21, 2009
wow. that's a statement.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
I see the Angels swept the Royals
in a double bill in KC and that the Royals started Sidney Ponson and Bruce Chen. That should be illegal.
sirbed - July 21, 2009
RUNZ NAO PLEEZ
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Dear A's,
Can we please hurry it up so I can go see Casablanca?
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
That's a long flight
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
lol. I ment the movie
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
SATCHMO!
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Might need to explain further.
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
thats pretty much it. Win or lose, dont matter anymore. Still mad at them for kicking butt on the night I had to work
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
/spoilers
THERE’S THAT ONE SCENE WHERE SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS.
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
Look out - Mrs doctorK is snooping around the game threads tonight
Everybody behave.
doctorK - July 21, 2009
Crap.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
TW....
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
too late, I fear
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
Oh, SHIT.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
{gets dressed}
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
DoctorK is a pimp
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
Pimpity pimp
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
I'm sorry
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
hahaha...cannot stop laughing.
baseballgirl - July 21, 2009
Can we get Lauren Graham going already? I am about to explode.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Don't do it here.
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
TWRRSS
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
too easy
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
TWSS
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
What happened to the innocent Rated-R Superstar of three days ago???
I miss him.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
He's Rated-R Superstar now.
PG-13 Superstar is gone, I think
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
he hit puberty, all downhill from there
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
on sunday?
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
I don’t go to church.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Neither do I.
Gets too warm when I start walking up the steps out front. Weird.
mikev - July 21, 2009
yep
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
you're a 17 year-old male.
it’s your default setting.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
go ahead, and if you’re really good i’ll tell you the story about those photos i took in college…
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
Oh, cool.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
TWSS
Blicks - July 21, 2009
No, thats not what she said.
SHE’S THE TRAP!
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
listen to squidman, rated-R,
he’s a wise, wise….um…squid.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
I like you tonight.
Well, I like you every night. But I like you a lot tonight.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
that's good
sirbed - July 21, 2009
Hahaha
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
win
doctorK - July 21, 2009
HELLO THERE.
mikev - July 21, 2009
She’s mine!
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Do you not read.
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
No.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Gentlemen
Let us share equally.
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
Fine.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
eff it RRS
Fight him to the death for her!
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
I’m saving “fighting to the death” for another girl.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
I already fought him for one girl on this site
He dont put up much of a fight
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
Who are you?
Are you that guy I beat in a fight for Megan Fox?
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
Maybe she wasn't much of a girl?
alox - July 21, 2009
You bite your tongue sir.
Nobody talks about my ZF like that.
mikev - July 21, 2009
I thought you lost?
alox - July 21, 2009
He did, dont let him tell you otherwise
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
Like you would remember.
alox - July 21, 2009
in that fight there are no winners
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Except for the guy who ISN'T knocked the fuck out.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Or the guy
who ends up going home with the girl. You know him…..he’s just a “friend”.
While the two of you are in the E/R, he’s home mowing your lawn.
alox - July 21, 2009
lol
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Nah, I don't work that way.
mikev - July 21, 2009
depends on the girl.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
I mean the ER part.
mikev - July 21, 2009
yesyesyes
you’re tougher than anyone. Got it.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Thank you!
rawr
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
Yeah,!
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
No shit. WTF was that?
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
This is a good point.
Yes, I know you can see me!
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
:-D
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
Back off.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Grrrr!!! You want some of this? You want some of this?
Im not afraid…lets go, put your dukes up!
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
Trust me.
You really don’t want to.
mikev - July 21, 2009
As I said before.
This is a road you do not wish to go down.
mikev - July 21, 2009
See mikev!
I wasn’t the instigator!
ZigFan31 - July 21, 2009
Not this time :X
mikev - July 21, 2009
I'm glad
That the two 17 y.o’s on this board can reach a solution with no problems. Hrmph
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
That's okay
mikev will just see her at night.
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
that was quite good.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Indeed.
I chuckled.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Not gonna touch that one
doctorK - July 21, 2009
TWSS
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Are we batting? I've lost track.
iglew - July 21, 2009
No.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Tonight? Not yet.
mikev - July 21, 2009
Dammit
Just got a new stainless steel refrigerator cuz my ice-maker didn’t work on the old one. Now it’s spitting out nothing.
Let’s get a win while I drink my lukewarm water.
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
your fridge and my A/C should get together and go bowling.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Stupid worthless no good goddamn free-loadin' son-of-a-bitch
retarded, big mouth know-it-all asshole jerk.
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
so you know my landlady, then?
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
just trying to join your breakfast club
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Won't you, come see about me,
I’ll be around, dancing, you know it baby.
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
When you walk on by
Don’t you, forget about me.
alox - July 21, 2009
Never.
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
oh, you're part of it.
no worries.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Is your refridgerator running?
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
Oh my.
Did you hear about the horse who went to the psychiatrist?
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
...
Lay off them Phony Calls
doctorK - July 21, 2009
I guess Bailey's Knee is OK after the injection he got
Trainman - July 21, 2009
Lets not open that can of worms
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Whoops!
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
that's a huge can of worms
SwisherThresher - July 21, 2009
You can imagine how sorry I am that I opened it!
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
I thought we weren't gonna open it!?
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
SPLITZ!
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
SPLITZ!
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
ECHOZ!
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
OH NOEZ!
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
I CAN HAZ WALKOFF PLZ?
doctorK - July 21, 2009
If the score is tied, rally pictures are allowed in the 9th inning.
I want Rally Tuesdays. Someone promised me another Tuesday hotter than Tuesday Weld.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Rated-R, where are the rally photos?
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
I didn’t know I was on duty tonight.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
we’re waiting for your girls
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
can I request some
Emma Watson?
Orodawg - July 21, 2009
No babies.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
She was sooo cute in the first movie.
Then she hit puberty. :-(
iglew - July 21, 2009
she's gotten kinda babe-like again, you know...
plus she’s going to Brown…
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
USA!
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
<sings>
What’s the color of horseshit? Brown, Brown, Brown!
Is she planning to major in pretentious twittery?
iglew - July 21, 2009
I would imagine so.
She’s going to an Ivy League school. I think that’s the major, regardless, right?
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Depends on the school.
Similar, but variations on the theme.
Columbia —> nerdy academic blogger
Harvard —> have lots of money without having to work
Princeton —> secretly rule the world from behind the scenes
iglew - July 21, 2009
It's not like you have anywhere else to be right now
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
RALLY GO.
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
I like the puns.
Blicks - July 21, 2009
LETZ GO A'Z
SwisherThresher - July 21, 2009
I want the rally photos. Now.
Blicks - July 21, 2009
Iglew needs to post Lauren Graham photos.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
Are you kidding me?
I pitched four innings last night. I’m no Andrew Bailey.
iglew - July 21, 2009
nice
67MARQUEZ - July 21, 2009
Let's score so we don't have to face Joe Nathan
Trainman - July 21, 2009
Here we go
doctorK - July 21, 2009
that pic isn't very flattering
micdog2001 - July 21, 2009
oh c'mon.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
But if you replace the R with an N, then it is.
iglew - July 21, 2009
Hey Doc, what kind of doc are you?
maybe you can help her out with some rejuvenation therapy
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
You lazy people
muffinpryde - July 21, 2009
Hairston ready for the walkoff
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Bingo.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
she's magic.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
Uh oh!
Yes, she is.
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
Stupid long work day
At least the game is still tied though. And Rally Lauren is here to rub my shoulders.
cuppingmaster - July 21, 2009
Lets do it!
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Get that outta here.
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
Oh, NOES.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
Barry Zito doesn't play for the A's anymore.
Blicks - July 21, 2009
Is that Alyssa?
I actually like her, but I thought she was banned out of respect for GnGG.
Not a good picture, though.
iglew - July 21, 2009
yes, that is Alyssa.
Blicks - July 21, 2009
I embraced the vampire
movie
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Catherine DeNeuve?
iglew - July 21, 2009
well done
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
and susan sarandon
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
No it's a wonderful Alyssa Milano "art film" of sorts
sirbed - July 21, 2009
I may not know movies,
but I’m familiar with basic celebrity nudity. So, yeah, I’ve heard of that one.
iglew - July 21, 2009
priorities
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
So you've seen the good parts
sirbed - July 21, 2009
If the A's lose,
I will blame this.
walkoff baltimore chop - July 21, 2009
Lets not go crazy now
DaPorts! - July 21, 2009
Photoshopped.
Elvez - July 21, 2009
So who stole her cheezburger?
Bikini Burger Girl?
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
I would love to spend a rainy day together with her
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Holliday walkoff coming right up
doctorK - July 21, 2009
Can we have a 2 run Bomb please
Trainman - July 21, 2009
I'd be OK wih a 1 run single.
mikev - July 21, 2009
could he be the hero two days in a row??
BERRYJO - July 21, 2009
I wonder if Hawk still thinks Crede is a gold-glover?
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Of course not
He’s not on the WS anymore.
doctorK - July 21, 2009
He's a former "good guy"
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
he gone
sirbed - July 21, 2009
Jinx much?
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
No jinx here
that was a Hawk “he gone” about Crede
sirbed - July 21, 2009
that was a man swing right there
cuppingmaster - July 21, 2009
C'mon Custy
doctorK - July 21, 2009
that one is much better
:-)
micdog2001 - July 21, 2009
I love them both
sirbed - July 21, 2009
Agreed.
I want to brush her hair.
iglew - July 21, 2009
that’s cute
OakA'sHoney - July 21, 2009
I may have to turn into a stalker.
Leopold Bloom - July 21, 2009
mmmm east coast girl look
cuppingmaster - July 21, 2009
That’s a great jacket.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
HolliFAIL
Blicks - July 21, 2009
Does someone have a current trade-value graph?
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
I'll do it with my keyboard
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Orodawg - July 21, 2009
Needs <pre>
iglew - July 21, 2009
Fastballs
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
When was the last time Holliday and Cust ever did anything for us?
micdog2001 - July 21, 2009
DAMIMT
ElQuesoCapitan - July 21, 2009
carp
doctorK - July 21, 2009
you rang?
cuppingmaster - July 21, 2009
GreenNGoldSooner - July 21, 2009
mine's bigger
cuppingmaster - July 21, 2009
we're gonna need a bigger boat
sirbed - July 21, 2009
We mustn’t give up on Lauren Graham.
Rated-R Superstar - July 21, 2009
EXTRA INNINGS THREAD OPEN
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/7/21/957455/open-extra-innings-thread-game-92
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Extra, Extra!
lynnzgal - July 21, 2009
So tell me....
Jack didn’t strick out at all last night?
alox - July 21, 2009
None of them did
At least, not during the game.
Flashfire - July 21, 2009
Geez
how long does it take to make ice, Mr. Whirlpool?#!
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
you having appliance rage
it’s like old times
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
That was a vacuum
ohtobe21likehuston - July 21, 2009
Alyssa Milano brought the Zito curse
bitch
doctorK - July 21, 2009
Yeah we where on our way to winning the division until she showed up
Amnesiac - July 21, 2009
She can curse me anytime
sirbed - July 21, 2009
great :(
FrozenA'sFan - July 21, 2009
Bailey + a second inning=FAIL
One won lost won - July 21, 2009
DALE MOJO.
pam5981 - July 21, 2009
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