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A three-run jack by Jason Kubel staked the Twins to a quick lead, but the A's came back with a pair of their own, only to see Gio give them back and then some. Justin Morneau hit a grand slam, and Michael Cuddyer followed with a solo shot.

Headed to the bottom of the second, 8-2 Twinkies.  Me thinks we're in for a long night.

Can we start over?

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this is like a bad dream
Not really

At least you can wake up from a bad dream.

Unless you're in a coma

Then you just gotta wait it out.

Oh, for a sweet, sweet coma
Like the one Bob Geren is in
sweet, sweet Faustus?
Losing...is a disease
What is the cure?
Any love is good love
I love the A's

but it just doesn’t feel right anymore

did you take what you could get?
Weeds was decent

That is the only highlight for me tonight.

Missed it.

Damn.

I wish I smoked it

That might take off the “edge”

Swingles up

Looking to start the rall…..no, just forget it.

Is this the anti-Twins thread?

No more twins homers please

That depends

is Gio still pitching

You guys still have Spacey Jazzy Jams

About to start, at 8pm, http://kdvs.org/shows/view/show_id/887

Fun Freeform College Radio.

that'll be fun. I'm going to do that and game thread

rather than game and game thread.

If anyone is in the mood for free funny...

… perhaps to help them forget this travesty, TheOnion.com is particularly good today.

I can't believe you made me read this:

“Jason Kendall is the greatest player to ever play the game of baseball. "

Well, to the Chinese...
You couldn't get white onions, because of the war.

The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

...and we wore 'em on our belt!
To take the ferry cost a nickel

And in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em

"Gimme 5 bees for a quarter," you'd say
Was that before or after we had to use the word "dickety"...

… because the Kaiser had stolen our word for 20?

I really love you guys.
I blame the black uniforms
and not the pitcher throwing meat balls?

oh yea, that too

No, I blame the Unis too.
read as:

“I blame the Lions too.”

What the hell? Football season’ll start soon. Detroit sucks. Why not blame them?

Detroit does suck pretty bad...
I think it's video games early for me tonight
I think I will go play poker on Full Tilt

Being an A’s fan makes me used to bad beats

what are you gonna play?
Omaha H/L

or jump into a turney…whatever

ooooh,

that might be fun. I can do that, listen to spacey jazz and AN game thread…

I opened up ESPN Gamecast

Bottom of the 2nd, and the Twins have a 92% chance of winning

That's conservative.
It's that low?
I dont want anyone hurt

But Gio has to plunk someone here. At least show some balls

How about he plunks himself
That's the problem

He’s shown plenty of balls. Need more strikes.

HAHAHAHHH

Nice, very nice

Just got here a few moments ago.

So, I’m guessing Gio can’t get the curve over for strikes therefore Twins are teeing off on the fastball. Am I right?

Gio's strikeout rate in AAA always makes him seem promising

But at this point, I wouldn’t call him up even if he had an 18 K/9 until he got his walk rate under control.

He just doesn’t have any command. Literally, any.

As we know it's not good to fall behind

but in Gio’s case, he falls behind and he gets totally obliterated.

They know what’s coming and they never miss it

Exactly.

This is what I was saying in the last thread. And when he gave Morneau the third ball, I pretty much figured he’d serve one up. I predicted it, at least.

I wonder if Hairston is enjoying Oakland?
Can't be worse than San Diego
No one enjoys Oakland

This has become a cancerous place to play.

Let's not go overboard
You disagree?

I don’t mean it’s inherent or anything. But this team, the losing, the listless veterans. Right now, this season, that clubhouse stinks. The atmosphere stinks. It has to be one of the worst in baseball, right there with Cleveland and Washington.

Where young pitching talent comes to lose.
It's not like the Padres are that much better.
San Deigo isn't any better
Probably just like San Diego, only colder
I prefer to think cooler.
Well, the Padres aren't much better
I can only imagine his reaction when he was told he was being traded...

From San Diego (one of the worst in the NL)
To Oakland (one of the worst in the AL)

Lonely fan shouting "Let's Go Oakland"

Why won’t the other 86 people at the game join him?

Trying to find the one beer stand that's open
I'm glad I'm not the only person who heard him

I felt bad for him haha

Because they're smart.
If they were smart...

…they wouldn’t be at the game.

If she's so smart, how come she got lost?
Cause we're on computers blogging.
There's a fan whose going down swinging, good for him
So...

On the extremely rare chance that Geren lets a position player pitch the final inning (assuming this game gets worse)… who would you want to see?

has to be Nomar
Jack Cust
I think my pants would explode if this happened
Nomar would balk in a run.
Reverse Ramon would tear his ACL in two pitches
I agree

He can barely stay healthy doing his normal job. He’d hurt something just by stepping onto the mound.

And this is a problem why?
I want a position player to pitch now.

It’s gotta be Booby.

I vote for Bobby Crosby.
"I'll play anywhere they want me"
I vote for Crosby if we're talking about deportation
Hmmm

How about Rajai?

Rajai seems like he would be a knuckleballer.
You know things are bad

when your team has 6 hits in 1.2IP and they trail by 6 runs.

How is Poochini dealing with this debacle?
He seems generally pleased

Probably because dinner was tasty. Today’s special was dogfood.

LOL

That meal would be too good for our SP

Oh Boy, Dog food - AGAIN!
I know I wished we could shift some to last night.
Ouch rally killed.
How long a leash 4 Gio?

I’m @ this game & he sucked the life out of us

There was life?
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Wow, Gio's back...
can it get worse?
This is the A's we're talking about

Yes, it can get MUCH worse.

don't ask that
ya you could be a Royals fan
Yes!!!

It just did——oy vay

And Redmond has a hit.
You know what

I would leave him out there until he throws 100 pitches.

Tell him he’s on his own.

Might sound callous but he needs to wear this one good.

As far as I'm concerned, Gio stays in through the 6th, or the A's tie it.

Pitch count be darned.

Hell he's at 84 pitches now

Make that 120 pitches.

Sigh. Ellie's even in high socks today.

I’ll focus on the little things tonight.

lead off single

lets hope not

So..uh... what's on TV tonight?
Moon landing at 8:30pm (I think)
History Channel

They will rebroadcast the original coverage from 1969.

9:30 for HD, now for SD.
BTW, thanks for the heads up.
Doesn't this prove that it was faked?

No way did they have HD in 1969

Awesome!
You're anti-landing on the moon?
It's a government conspiracy,

just like global warming.

don't forget flouride.
And the Trilateral Commission
The Trilateral Commission is

probably behind the moon landing hoax. Either them or the Bilderberg Group. Or probably both.

The moon landing was

underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.

They also invented Brown25

from the Uranus Corporation

Masons.
They made Steve Gutenberg a star.
Amazon Women On The Moon FTW!

…as an A’s fan, am I allowed to say “FTW” any more?

And robbed cave fish of their sight
Illuminati.
er... HD has it now and at 9:30. SD is 8:30
woah

thanks for the heads up

Terrell Owens has a television show now.

i'd rather watch Grease than TO
I'd rather watch Grease than the moon landing.
that's close

if they had co-ordinated dancing on the moon, I feel that would be the best thing

OK, that I'd watch.
I think I've just discovered a new thing to think of whilst watching the A's

yay happy place

Those kids are so cute

They know nothing about what is on the field and they simply don’t care. Innocence is a pretty cool thing but you can never get it back.

That was beautiful.
Like the "Girls of AN"
When are they making a calendar?
Haha!

We should!

but the calendar would only show your hands typing on a computer

Wow, that’s a huge letdown.

Well, That;s no fun!
They did already.

They just don’t know it.

Dude.

WOMEN.

“Women of AN”

and, never//

And yet, you're gorgeous.
Internet Baseball Chicks.
Are the Girls of AN anything like The Gilmore Girls?

If so, I’m sold.

Laruen Graham, plz
Both, at the same time, plz.
Sure you can.

Alzheimer’s.

Garth!

That was a haiku!

No, but seriously, it is nice to see someone enjoying an A’s game.

Maybe T-Buck should practice pitching, might be a way to get called back up…

Whatever works, right?

My Internet, like, collapsed for 10 minutes.

SPACEY JAZZ!!!!

THE COLORS! IT’S FULL OF STARS!

Mrs doctorK and little miss specialK think the black unis make the A's look like the Pirates

I think they make the A’s play like the Pirates.

Sadly...

this year, that would be an improvement.

This year, unfortunately

They just make the A’s play like the A’s.

too bad we don't have the crazy hats
Oh shit

“Gasoline”, (Cassila) is warming up

OK, here's what I want.

Minnesota figures it’s a blow out so they take out all the regulars (tired from yesterday, right?) and bring in the subs. Then we mount an eight-run comeback and they’re playing second-stringers with no one on the bench.

That would be cool.

ever the optimist.
Some cute guys in the Twinnkies dugout?

I think maybe…

you want validation?

just a better look…

sure

lets see, young guys, major league baseball players, expendable incomes for….say ladies.. I would bet most would not even have to look. but i understand the sentiment.

"last thing you wanna do is go early to the bullpen"

well, sure this game, leave him in for now…but really otherwise this season

oh god.

lololololol

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Gio + Morneau =

Predictable disaster.

they should team up for next years HR derby
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They had two runners on?

I missed that

Holy God.

Gio is as predictable as he is bad. As in very.

7 RBI's for Morneau tonight?

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"For some reason the ball is really carrying tonight"

That reason is Gio Gonzalez

quick, someone call Jason Giambi
If this man ever starts another game for the Oakland A's

I’m officially turning in my badge.

You got a badge?
I never got a badge...
You're not missing much.

You don’t need them. And besides, they steenk.

Lot's of boos,

and well-deserved.

Okay

Nurse Jackie, Two and a Half Men, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood all on the DVR. Choices. Choices.

Spacey jazz and internet poker, bay-bee!
Poor Gio
Poor indeed

Total head case——next start in NYC???

Poor me. Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.
LOL

Hopefully this experiment is over and I don’t mean for the night

He makes Dana Eveland look like Cy Young

At least one debate is settled

Eveland belongs here BEFORE Gio. Call him up and bask in his lesser shittiness!

Can't we just go to a 4-man rotation?

Or commit hari kari?

He does

But he does not belong here either

Just call up a backup catcher to pitch.

Cannot be any worse.

I could pitch better with my shoulder injured the way it is.

I'm just making a small point

There IS a difference between Gio and Eveland and it’s by a wide margin.

Morneau hits another bomb

and with that I am done.

See ya

I fell asleep.

How’s Gio doing tonight? I really have a good feeling.

jeez Geren

about time you pull Gio. I guess 11 is the threshold. Ridiculous.

9.33 ERA, oh man- who's getting called up?
This is one of those turning point games.

Not where things turn around and the team gets better. Where the few diehards left who care pack it up and say “see you next year”

2 2/3 innings, 11 runs, all of them earned
Richly earned, in fact.
Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Bryce Harper anyone?

I’m just saying…the way were playing it’s a possibility..

Not with the way the Nationals are playing

The A’s have decided to emulate their next door neighbors, the Golden State Warriors. Play like shit, but not so bad as to actually get the top pick and a difference maker.

We're not Nationals bad yet..

yet..

If we get Harper

I will be sooooooooooo happy.

11-2 Twins

Well, at least it’s not a shutout
I’m amazed by all these home runs. Now if only the A’s could do the same.

Quick! Trade Gio to the Twinkies!
Every day I think, "Maybe this organization

has hit rock bottom." And every day I’m unpleasantly surprised.

You need to stop thinking like that.
I love that Casilla is in

Let’s keep this thing funny!

Morneau could really conceivably hit for the home run cycle

That’d actually be pretty cool.

He's got the hard parts out of the way
Not so sure.

For a solo homer, we’d need to retire the players immediately in front of him in the lineup.

Lmao

In a sick kinda way

MLB Gamecast

Top of the 3rd. Twins predicted winner: 98%

So Morneau's second homer only cost us, what, 5%?

Not bad!

Hmmm...

2 hours later, A’s 86% favorite.

Nice decision, OCab.
eh. does it really matter?
It's still dumb.
signing with oakland was pretty dumb too, clearly OCab isn't too bright.
jeeeeeeeeeeeez

At least orlando got his pants dirty, but of course he had to air mail it.

the third inning. i knew that.
Oh, my gosh!

So painful!

Don't screw it up, Ocab

We’re trying to trade u

I want Billy to break a billion chairs

And blow up the team.

There's a ton of folks on AN for such a bust of a game.

You guys rock for sharing the misery!

LOL

this is getting ridiculous

I've been laughing since the first inning

=D

I thought they took Gio out
Morneau 7 rbi's 2 at bats.

Holliday 7 rbi since July 3rd.

that hurt my everything
Ha- on Holiday
I'm starting to think the A's might lose this game
If we're gonna lose (and of course we are)

it better be entertaining.

On a normal team

Things would have been totally shaken up with firings and DFA’s etc.

This is not a normal team.

I wonder what they have to do to really start Beane on the warpath

A lot of "normal" teams are run by idiots

I don’t get anything out of ceremonial firings.

Welcome to the Billy Beane Fire Sale

Next friday everyone must go!

I can't freaking wait for him to go crazy with the roster

It will happen soon because his ego can’t take this shit much longer.

We're a masochistic bunch, that much is certain
My incredible seats for KC are going to arrive tomorrow

That ought to be a fun weekend of baseball.

I was going to go to the A's series in KC but life is too short
Wow, that was impressive.

Stopped listening in the car at 3-2, unloaded the car, came upstairs, flipped on the TV, and 11-2.

Huh, I didn't even notice they got the 12th
and i thought saturday's game was sad
It was less sad :-)
Not too sure about that.
FREAK ROUT!
Le Freak?

C’est chic.

All that pressure got you down?
This is just so sad

Bobby Crosby should pitch next.

Lol @ the poll

Blake Crosby is on it ;(

"Bottom of the 3rd"

This game is funny.

Max Stassi

Saw him interviewed, young , cute, talented, can barely speak like an adult, says “you know” every ther word..

Hahahahahaha

Which draft pick are you most excited about?

A) Grant Green
B) Justin Marks
C) Max Stassi
…..
…..

D) Blake Crosby.

One of these is not like the others.

One is a crosby
Pinch run for Holiday and trade him mid-game.

GO GO GO

Here comes the comeback
U couldn't do that yesterday Holliday, could you
Bring In Springer!
They'll have to eventually.
Matt Holliday

Raising his trade value! We should be able to get a bag of balls and a utility infielder for him now!

The Brewers are in contention. They have Craig Counsell.

How would you like to be a SS in the A's minor-league system?

The field is wide open for the taking!!

We’ll need girl-on-girl action pictures for the rally “mojo” to come into play.

So your a dirty 17 year old
You caught me

Yes.

sorry i promised not to post those photos i took in college…

We've taught you well.
easy kid.

Wait, what am I talking about?

Rally Amazon Women on the Moon


(with bonus Japanese subtitles)

Didn't see that one coming
Is that Ernest from those movies or

Chris Kattan?

Stasi - wasn't that the East German KGB?
Stassi might wanna go college... if He's watching this game.
I would think he would feel the opposite

with all of the average-ness in this franchise. OPPORTUNITY

Exactly!

I think he’ll sign though. So will Green.

Holliday Rulz!

Killer 2 AB’s tonight, 2 doubles. I hope he’s happy tonight.

a run!!

happy happy run….

We're 1/4 of the way there!
Hilarious

Brett Anderson deserves to be punching a hole in a wall somewhere right now.

but then he'll break his hand

and not be able to pitch
:(

right, so sad.
Hell 9 more of those and we're back in this thing
WTF?? The offense looks decent, some good at bats...Pitching sucks ass! When Pitching is awesome our offesne sucks ass!!
That's how it works on bad teams
Is Holliday having a good game?

I think he actually is.

Only because it doesn't matter.
Hrm.... maybe someone should jack with the scoreboard before every game.

“Sorry, Matt, it’s already 10-0. I guess there’s no pressure.”

How very Chavvy-esque.
BARTON

MOTHERFUCKING
DARIC
BARTON

Woot! Barton!

The bright spot in this game, perhaps!

Kaptain Kust!

Way to klobbber that ball and get the ribbie tonight, JacK. He’s 2 for 2! AND he sure does look happy!

Well look at that

Daric Barton!

Staplehead HR

Too bad Gio and Casilla suck.

A bright spot has appeared in the form of Staplehead!
Send Giambi to AAA?

/keep Barton

Barton=Homerun Power
All of this wasted offense...
Maybe Barton's turned the corner

Something to hope for, at least.

At least someone did
STAPLEHEAD!

No effing way!

First one to 18 wins
Fartin' Barton!
That is a good positive

Good Barton

We're not dead yet!
BRAINS
get my gun!
FIRE!

{unloads shotgun}

'Pold! You killed the zombie brian.only!
{gasp!}

he was saying “Brians”?!

Awwwwwwww

I was hoping for, “He was a zombie?”

Your optmism is unnerving.
Yes...

What is this “optimism”… comrade?

Did I pick a bad time to quit watching?
likewise

I was seduced by the moon

Special effects I say.
shiny special effects
Fosse said High Definition

Everybody DRINK!

what do we do when he says Dibs?
12-5?

We improved our chances of winning to 3%!

So you're sayin' there's a chance?

Bow Wow Wow Yippy Yo Yippy Ay!
Maybe we can score

4 and 20 off of Blackburn. That might be what it takes.

QOTM

Because I got that.

< chair dance >
you'd be doing a lot of chair dancing if you were listening to what I'm listening ot....
where were these runs yesterday?!?!!?
we've delved away from Spacey Jazz into....

something different.

Actually, this is the best our offense has been in a long time.
What a difference a day makes

Who knew one team could suck so powerfully in such opposite ways all within 24 hours?

Barton looks good

Was right on the first at bat also.

Mauer & Morneau, Then Pray For Snow

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