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Last chance for Rally Kim

is that the only pose she knows?

It's the money shot.

Why would you ever stand in front of a camera differently if you were her?

The way her dresses are cut, I think that pose is the only one possible

i don't know. she's very pretty, but the eye just gravitates to her butt.

Yes, she actually is beautiful.

said very matter of factly

Why mess with success

Who cares?

It's my favorite.

This should have started earlier.

Like the first inning.

67MARQUEZ - July 16, 2009 reply

It would have made this game go faster

I like Kim's ass, and I can not lie

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!

it's working

67MARQUEZ - July 16, 2009 reply

One Rally Kim is worth three Jamie Kotsays.

I don't know if it's a rally but I feel something

Current MLB.com headline-

Santana, Angels in complete control against A’s.

They forgot a comma, and the words, “who suck really really hard” after A’s, though.

Also I just want to go on the record as saying

While Kim is nice, there are plenty more out there I find preferable.

she has tranny qualities

that thing under her sweater does vaguely look like a transformer...

wonder what it’s powering.

AV - July 16, 2009 reply

It's powering my imagination.

Hi, I’m just getting here. I heard the disaster on the radio, though.

Hi Rated-R

They’re posting rally booty pics as you can see, seems to be working

I don’t really like Kim Kardashian, however.

She's a leech

with an amazing rear end.

Yeah, well, you weren't here.

There are plenty of rally pics who aren’t my favorites, but we try to keep everyone happy here.

And it’s not necessarily to declare whom you don’t like.

Like I wouldn't mind a rally Marisa Miller, is all I'm saying

I don't know her, but there's always tomorrow.

Assuming we don’t have the lead all game.

Heh.

lead.

Pretty safe bet.

< checks Google images >

Enh, another assless blonde with boobs.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

WE ARE AWESOME!

DyeLongJustice - July 16, 2009 reply

Aw. A feeble attempt at The Tease.

I wouldn't be entirely surprised

If Matt hit a grand slam and then the next three went down in order.

MOAR RALLY KARDASHIAN ASS, PLZ

does she spray these dresses on?

I would officially cease hating Matt Holliday if he were to hit a grand slam right now.

Do it, Matt! It's your big chance!

Hate still in play

Oh, so close!

Whew. So close.

I think you have to hit Nomar for Cust when he comes up

Fuentes just eats up lefties. Which would be weird, in that if Holliday gets on, Cust is the tying run and he’s your leading HR hitter.

Nico - July 16, 2009 reply

Agreed

Cust is a bust as the moment

Trainman - July 16, 2009 reply

a real pitcher coming in - end of rally shortly

I will be a monkey’s uncle if we score more than one here.

and there's the one run

Rally Kim in profile

Justin

Unin-Speir-ing

Hit4TheCycle - July 16, 2009 reply

I see what you did there.

Aw well

He gave it a little bit of a ride.

ugh. thought that was out

SamYam - July 16, 2009 reply

Nomah

hit a homah

Nomar pinch-hitting

Because a Nomar GIDP is better than a Cust strickout.

Or a Nomah strikeout

Man was he behind on that pitch or what

One more rally Kim for Nomar.

i think you've just distracted nomar

That's a really unfortunate fashion choice.

You must be referring to something other than the ass.

Yeah, the ass is a timeless accessory.

The dress, OTOH.

Yeah, I didn't really notice that other stuff.

Didn't think so.

LOL

I'm very tempted to make that my new sigline.

“The ass is a timeless accessory.”

Now there’s some fashion advice I can understand.

I'd be honored.

The Rev's was a really good one,

but it’s been several months, and they still aren’t overachieving.

Rev's is pretty funny.

I don’t think my comment tops that.

the shoes are cool altho i couldn't walk in them

Should have used a Rally Mia…

calgbear - July 16, 2009 reply

And Reverse Ramon comes through again!

You should talk, Reverse Debris

clever

You should talk,

uh, welgi?

You used to be Nomar Garciaparra?

Yeah, kid, I used to be.

C'mon Kurt

Last try

Nice shot of Geren there

with his typical “duh, what?” look on his face.

Well iglew and Kim thanks for the effort

Heh. We're a team.

the game sucked, but kim was entertaining

FAIL

Losing to the slegnA makes me want to go beat up a kitten.

bring it to the game tomorrow

plenty of doggies there

Alright. Good night everybody.

Remember the All-Star Break?

I miss it. :( For three glorious days, there wasn’t a strange pain my chest.

Kyli - July 16, 2009 reply

You need to learn to compartmentalize.

Also, drinking helps.

I am going to Buan it tonight. just for kicks

This is too depressing to even think about drinking

That’s a new level of depressed.

Hit4TheCycle - July 16, 2009 reply

I'm not depressed, just resigned

to this season.

Once the apathy starts to set in

i start looking forward to the real things in life.

Hit4TheCycle - July 16, 2009 reply

Sharks training camp

starts in about 1.5 months. Then they can get on with the job of disappointing me, too.

Not until April though

SwisherThresher - July 16, 2009 reply

Who thought putting Shooty Babbitt on TV

was a good idea?

He’s better than F.P. in my opinion.

yes

That's not much of an endorsement

And Scott Hairston is better than Jeremy Giambi in my opinion.

Rather see him on TV than in the field

I'd rather not see him either way

or FP Santangelo, for that matter.

In honor of tonight's thread,

we can call him “Booty Shabbitt”.

I called him that when he was playing