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All-Star Thread, cont'd

Joe Mauer's RBI-double ties things up at 3 heading to the bottom of the fifth.

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Mmmm...spacious
So the AL gets to benefit from the ew thread mojo?
So this is an "ew" thread?

Not sure what makes it so icky….

Well, Jeter's still in the game
Adam Jones!!! in the game
Adam Jones and Edwin Jackson in.
Another mlb.tv camera-feed fun fact:

Between innings, you get to hear the music cues over and over and over.

Ted Williams MVP will be ...??
Nice swing by Jones

I’d love to see the O’s get their act together. They’re one of those franchises that’s just supposed to be good.

It’s tough to be good when you’re competing in the same division as the Red Sox and the Yankees.

And the Rays!

For the first couple decades of my life, the O’s were always competitive.

Wieters doesn't think so.

mattwietersfacts.com

I was unaware of the awesome that is mattwietersfacts.com

All hail the interwebs!

good ol miggy-pooh
Sounded like a HR

Fell just short of the wall

Depressing Question:

How many ex-Athletics will be appearing tonight?

another depressing question

how many current A’s will get into the game?

Nice turn by Miggy
wtf is this commercial - sheesh.
It won't stop

It’s like 5 minutes long

and it goes on and on and on

is it suppose dto be some Andy Samberg thign?

Adam Samberg's Thigh?

Seems weird without our usual game thread commercials

When do you drink a draft beer?

in the basement when while I am fixing my.....
I just got home, was listening in the car to ESPN Radio

Apparently many more ESPN listeners and/or KNBR listeners are in trouble with the IRS than is true for our audience. But the ad that made me long for MGD was this:
(Young woman who can’t act #1) It’s such a hot day, why are you wearing those ugly shoes?
(Young woman who can’t act #2) [After long pause meant to be full of meaning, but actually suggesting that her script fell on the floor and she can’t remember her line without it] Toenail fungus.

What do you suppose the A's are doing right now?

Watching the game? Reading? Taking a nap? Chasing girls?

hopefully

Geren is reading Your Erroneous Zones by Doc. Dwayne Dyer

woah, I had a bad misreading of that

and then a terrible, terrible imagine. NOOOO

Unfortunately, this classic is more likely Geren vacation reading:

Getting drunk, chasing girls ... or at least that is what i would be doing
bible study.

no rich harden is off the team

Rich Harden is devout religious?

(nothing wrong with that, i just didn’t know)

that’s what i heard from someone in the know

This is AN. We demand linkz.
Crosby practicing

hitting of a T with the ball placed four feet away and 4 inches off the ground.

Travis Buck trying to break his record for driving from Sacramento to Oakland and back again
actually, wasn't Barton's swimming pool incident this time last year?
Manuel's "strategy" is interesting

Using his relievers who can’t pitch many innings earlier in the game, so he has SP guys who can pitch multiples later in the game if the game goes into extras, while Maddon is using SPs the whole way. And maximizing the number of pitchers who pitch in the game.

bailey hasnt pitched yet right?
No.
as in you're right.
and yet, we have a new thread

despite promises

nice choke chain, dog
Manuel uses another reliever

Something tells me this game is going to extras.

it would look terrible if

Madden ran out of pitchers.

He just throws one out there for like 3 innings.

and hopes his arm doesn’t blow.

All star zombies.
Zombie Harry Caray can sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"...

…after zombie Kate Smith sings “God Bless America”

Then they can share Derek Jeter’s brain.

I have never heard of Sara Evans.

ok, it's great they got a local, but

No-one there seems to know who she is, even

She isn't Kate Smith, that's for sure
Sara Evans

Country music recording artist

Must be one of those reality show winners

oh, she was on Dancing with the Stars but had to leave because her marriage fell apart

I think her husband was addicted to porn or something

Are you sure you're not thinking of Jon & Kate +8?
you don't know how seriously I take my reality tv

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15251252/

Hmmm....Sara and Hubby look almost arboreal here:

Green & Gold

nice

nah. legit artist ... but dark hair is new.

country music sucks though

"Country music sucks though"

I like you more now.

I like Shania Twain, Taylor Swift and Faith Hill as far as country music goes.

They're all hot.

presses mute button

Country's not my thing....

But if I’m going to listen to it, it’ll be alt.country and really classic stuff

But then I’m a total geek.

i heart woody gurthrie
+1,000,000

Especially special here in Oklahoma.

yuck. i just threw up.
OMG its Pap Smear.
Chuckled at that. =)
I think we determined a week or so ago

Half of us chuckle…..half of us wince.

But all of us shed a tear.
This split is probably pretty close to AN's gender lines.
damn

I’d love it if Pablebon blew this one

better still, got pulled for bailey
PapelFAIL loads the bases with 0 outs

Bailey comes in and sits them down in order.

mini-pie hole - papblebon
why isnt tejada playing 3rd for us
'Cause we invested in Chavvy instead.

And he’s also not playing third for us.

Nor is he Mexican enough.

he'd be an even grumpier 3b than Crosby
Stay with me folks

I’ll be picking a random recap writer later tonight. Well it is the All-Star Game. I want everyone to play.

Why don't you have all of us write half a sentence, then?
By which I mean "each of us"
what if it goes into extra innings???
then it's yours
but i need my fingers for typing in my job

what if i blow a wrist because you’ve overworked me???

We'll get someone in relief.
Then we'd have to go kidnap some people.
I missed the first four innings....

….so much as I’d like the pressure, humiliation, and razzing that no doubt comes with this honor, let me preemptively say “no.”

god, that's annoying

he gives up two long fly balls that just stay in, and they call Pablebon “the thing that shows the difference between the Red Sox and their rivals”

ugh

my boy travis hit a 2 run homer off of this guy in his rookie year

Travis is special.
Are you really Travis' mom? Or agent?

i’m his advocate…i miss the a’s being sexy

Well there
's Ryan

sweeney? he’s cute but c’mon he’s no buck

So Buck is the only sexy one?

Am I really having this conversation?

yes and yes

you're forgetting Jack Cust

i’m laughing too hard to type

you're typing now, miss.
Well hell, I'll keep going then.

Define sexy.

visuals speak louder than words
check out this clip: http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4438175

What about Holliday - yay or nay?

cute, but no lusting on my end

lusting sounds sexy.
Ok do

RBI doubles are sexy. I get that.

not just that, look how sexy and sweaty travy is, yum

Okay, you have really got to get a hold of yourself.
I didn't realize the Angels jumped the Rangers by 1.5 games

I haven’t been paying much attention to the standings

Saw that Sunday

and cried.

So did Baby Jeebus

He always cries when the slegnA succeed.

Lord I hope it’s not a There’s No Public Transportation Available Between the Parks Series down there!

you haven't?
Shocking, I know
it's that double digit number down near the bottom is it not?
Neither have the A's.
the A's are still, what, three games back, right?
Flomax!
lollll
Triple!
"it's a good time to do it, with less than two outs"

er…

I have to slap a TWSS on that.

Ben Zobrist will unlock it.

If you're wrong, you're re-capping.
Dang. Upton had no clue where that was going.

Curtis Granderson showed off his power and speed right there.

Good call, Joe.

Justin Upton -

is normally a RF … but still. bad read.

Well now

Let’s see if the AL All*stars can get the runner in from third with less than 2 outs

There's got to be some advantage to having virtually no A's on the squad!
Bailey will come home and be like

“So, one of the things i learned, right, is that when you have a runner at third, and you have a productive out, YOU GET A RUN?!?!!111111

ZOMG.

…"

Does that rule apply in AL parks?
Good point

maybe not.

heath bell is shaped like a pear
Or like...a....bell?
Not the nicest bell curve, either.
yeah, but his normal distribution is strong
Now its time for the NL to come back.

Nathan and Rivera will shut it down.

yeah, Youkilis has just tippped the balance towards getting on my nerves again
It's the All Star Game

The NL won’t come back for another decade or two.

Then they won’t lose another game for thirty or forty years.

I want to see moar pitchers.

Only reason I want the game to go deeper.

And I actually want the NL to win this time.

Yeah, likewise

I’d like to see Matt Cain, too

Cain's can't pitch

he’s not on the roster.

Oh, you're going to let THAT stop him?

Jerk.

Cain's hurt and not in the game

I think Zach Duke is on the team in his place.

oh huh, he was standing around with the rest of them beforehand
he got hit by a comebacker in his last start

they’re probably just letting him hang out in the dugout

well, he's learned how to win now
more like the giants learned how to score runs when he pitches
mine was a joke
His 2 something ERA proves otherwise.
Will Bailey get in the game?

of course not

Hope we have extras
BANNED
Not personally

I meant if one wants Bailey to pitch

next question - "well, yeah, I was saving Balley in case we went to the 14 inning"
Only six outs away from AL victory....

…and home field advantage for the Yanks or slegnA in the Series!

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Yanks of slegnA in the series = DO NOT WANT

Eh. I hope whoever the Central team who makes it in is gets to the WS. See: 2006 Cardinals.

Rangers?

Please?

Worst post ever.
Just pointing out how the "incentive" to win the All Star Game..

…actually makes it harder to root for one’s own team’s league under many circumstances.

Oh okay then.

GO NATIONAL LEAGUE GO!!!

If home field meant that much, the NL would not have won several WS's since the rule was instituted

See Cardinals, Phils

Yup....

The whole thing is pretty stupid.

Especially now that there’s interleague play, the team with the better record should get home field.

(And mlb’s excuse that this would make it harder to plan ahead is really lame. Now, the world series could start in either of two cities once the LCS’s begin. Under the other scenario it would be any of three. Not a big difference.)

Twins. I'm calling it.

And for them home field really is significant.

Significantly awful (not for the Twins, of course, just for baseball)

I so look forward to their new stadium.

Inge at second, should be a Pic Nic for him
He just said 'K-Rod'
I'm bored. I want Bailey.
How many more pitchers are on the AL bench?

Beckett, Wakefield, Bailey, Rivera, Fuentes and a few others are available.

they acted like Wakefield wouldnt pitch
I guess Wakefield is the last resort.
Wakefield pitching = automatic NL win.
But watching all the passed balls would be fun, no?
It would be, of course.

Especially with V-Mart (injury issues + only part time catcher) behind the dish.

good point. who catches the knuckleball
won't they just hit lazy fly balls

like the A’s did in Oakland?

surely, there is no other way to face him

Walk-off passed ball.

Sounds entertaining, to say the least.

like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOtAQ__wks&feature=player_embedded

That was atrocious pitching.

Yet entertaining, yes sir.

The catcher wasnt ready for a pitch THAT bad
GO GO NL GO GO
well you can bet on rivera pitching the 9th

just because hes a yankee

i hate the way baseball works :(

I suppose the fact that he's an awesome closer has nothing to do with it
Maybe in some apocalyptic twist, Bailey comes in.
Anthrax strikes the AL Bullpen...

…and only Bailey packed his Cipro?

Anthrax is passed.

Swine Flu!

Rivera goes to the crapper at an inoppurtune time?
and gets stuck....with no one to Macha
in which case that would be the only time i'd root against an A's pitcher
okay, tie it up ryan
Efffff this BS.

I want to see Bailey.

Let’s go NL, tie this F’er up.

Adrian Gonzalez is awesome.

Well, this could be the game right here.

well maybe if it goes to extra innings we could see bailey?

That’s what it’s going to have to be.

But then he might have to pitch three innings and bat twice to save precious Wakefield
FAILtes warming up.
Matt Cain looks like a grown-up Bobby Hill

Nathan gets the job done.

Now, I don't want to seem ungracious here

but this is hardly exhibition stuff, is it.

it’s like watching the US in the WBC

Or Olympic baseball

especially since MLB players aren’t allowed to play.

I'm probably in the minorty but I liked the it better when the all star game didn't count. Seemed a lot more fun to watch and play. (Ray Fosse exlcluded)
yeah, i mean more

no-one seems to be producing their best form, yknow?

See, Nathan is classy

He doesn’t point to the sky or the ground or pump his fists like a baboon when he gets the job done (See: K-Rod, Joba, Papelbon)

Baboons are more subtle than K-Rod
Baboons are gentlemen compared to K-rod.
Baboons have a nice ass compared to K-Rod.
K-FRAUD sighting

Go AL, GO!

yeah, I would not be sad if he got shelled here
We need a K-Fraud FAIL pic right about now.

There’s got to be some.

Not a very good one, but here

That works. Thx.

Bonus points since it was the A’s owning him.

Damn, nice play by Werth
That was a SWEET catch.
I could live with Jayson Werth as Oakland's CFer.
And K-Fraud points to the sky.
Well, he should be thanking someone after that pitch got him an out.
Because... THIS TIME IT COUNTS

Didn’t you get that memo?

Beckett, Wakefield, Verlander, and Fuentes should all be off the team. Beckett and Verlander are having very very good seasons, but the rotation is too crowded. Verlander should be on the team ahead of Buehrle, but he is Chicago’s only rep. With my edits, there are 9 pitchers, which is perfect.

Rollonubears!

Rated-R! I came over here just to see you.

How’s it going, pal?

Well I hit a lady golfing today. I yelled fore at the top of my lungs too. She didn’t look up. It one-hopped into her, so it didn’t hurt her.

It’s her fault since she was warned.

I still felt bad. You can’t just hit someone with a golf ball and not feel bad.

Depends who you hit
Verlander is very, very very good.

Beckett, Wakefield, Papelbon, and Fuentes I agree with.

Verlander really should be on the team, but Buehrle prevents that.

I think Papelbon deserves it. ERA under 2. How Brian Fuentes got on the team is beyond me. An all-star closer should not have an ERA over 3. I think that should be written into the rulebook.

The Wakefield pick is incredibly horrifically bad. Guys with career ERAs over 4 do not deserve lifetime achievement awards. That is another thing that should be written into the rulebook.

I still think Zooks deserved to go!

That would’ve made my day.

Panama - van halen? i forget
If Rivera gets the save, he breaks Eck's record...:(
BLOW THE SAVE MO.
time for some j up luck
tie it up please
Damnit Maddon

You really have to put Rivera in there? The guy’s had enough chances to save All Star Games, put someone else in there.
Yeah, I understand that he’s great and bullshit-bullshit-bullshit, but c’mon.
He gets there every year, let someone else try to save this thing…

where's scutaro when we need him for this match up

Hawpe looked foolish there.

Brad Hawpe is second among National League outfielders in OPS.

Brad Hawpe: Why the NL needs a DH

Gotta love the guy though.

tie it up tejada
come on miggy magic
I was doing the Miggy Magic fingers

But no luck.

Man. What a thriller.
Miggy, do it.

Rivera broke a record held by a former Athletic by getting a former Athletic out.

Over, 4-3 AL

Rivera sets the record with his 4th all-star game save

Aaaaand the NL still sucks.
Terrible end to an all star game

man that pisses me off. It should be the responsibility of the managers to let the 1st time guys play.
Stupid.

AL Wins! AL Wins!

Better luck next decade, NL!

(….nope….I was unable to get excited about this, much as I tried)

".I was unable to get excited about this, much as I tried"

truly,
TWSS

pap is the winning pitcher

is papelcrap gonna dance a jig like in that one video
Papelbon ruined a perfectly good Dropkick Murphys song
There is no such thing....

…as a perfectly good Dropkick Murphys song.

They should give the 'win' to Crawford - he saved Papeldouche's ass
When wins and WHIP fail:

Papelbon gives up a HR followed by a ball to the wall followed by an out and gets: A win with a 0.00 WHIP!

but he'll always be a loser in my book.
who will be mvp?
Who's the MVP?
Bailey
LOL!
To be honest, I felt Giambi showed some important leadership

I give it to him.

Give him some credit....

He didn’t ground out to the right side of the infield at all in this game.

Look out, Crawford, Selugworth is going to suck your blood!

I correctly predicted that a Ray would win MVP in an American League victory.

I want a cookie.

chocolate chip or peanut butter?

I don’t like peanut butter, so I’d go with chocolate chip.

LOL @ticketservices twitter:
American League puts another W on the board. But no Andrew Bailey. Oh well, we can see Bailey pitch 4 times a week in Oakland.

(emphasis mine)

(laughing, cuz it's funny. and crying, cuz it's true)
The All-Star MVP gets to be the leadoff hitter in Game 1 of the World Series, no?
I think Obama does
Is he just Biden his time until October?
don't you take an all star break too?
Nope, one rep from every blog

It’s in the rules.

I dare say that was a punny comment sir
obama gor more mound time than an A's player embarassing!!
Hey Obama's had a better year than the A's
So has McCain
Hell so has Mark Sanford or Palin
Chad Pennington to A's!!

Keith Lieppman, the A’s longtime director of player development, thinks Daric Barton should get another shot. "He’s regained his stroke at Sacramento and looks like the hitter we thought he’d be," said Lieppman in a telephone conversation, "and he’s developed power, which he didn’t have before. He’s hit five home runs in just a few games since he came back to Sacramento."

By next year, Chris Carter, one of two A’s farm hands who played in the Sunday Futures game (Jemile Weeks was the other), should be ready for his shot.

"He struck out too many times last year [156 in 137 games]," said Lieppman. "He’s working on getting his strikeouts down and making more contact."

Lieppman likes outfielders Travis Buck and Aaron Cunningham, both of whom have been up with the A’s but are in Sacramento now. He thinks Josh Donaldson, now at Midlands, has a shot in the near future. "We signed him as a third baseman and converted him to catcher, but with Kurt Suzuki playing so well, we’ll probably shift him back to third."

The A’s likely will need a shortstop next year because Orlando Cabrera probably won’t return. Chad Pennington is the most likely candidate, though he probably won’t be up until September. Adrian Cardenas, who was promoted to Sacramento after hitting .350 at Midland, can play anywhere on the infield but is probably not good enough to play shortstop every day. Eric Patterson is another versatile player. "We see him as a Chone Figgins type," Lieppman said.

http://www.sfexaminer.com/sports/Dickey_Time_for_the_As_to_start_thinking_young-50689042.html

As players who don't exist go, Chad Pennington is one of my faves!

Cliff Pennington.

Chad Pennington does exist. He's the quarterback of the Miami Dolphins

Yes, he can play third. But no, we cannot afford him.

I don't know I've seen

that guy’s arm I don’t know if Chad can make the throw from third to first without a couple of bounces.

I just figured an NFL QB could toss a tiny little ball 40 yards no prob.

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