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Home Run Derby Thread

I am just putting this up here in case anyone is thread-needy.

American League:

Nelson Cruz,

Brandon Inge

Joe Mauer

Carlos Pena

National League:

Prince Fielder

Adrian Gonzalez

Ryan Howard

Albert PujosTriple Crown

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GYMNASTICS!

Somehow that doesn’t feel the same right now.

Did she say that?
Only the first couple times after the piercing.
2 former A's....

Nelson Cruz and Carlos Pena would be nice in the middle of our lineup right about now….

As would non-all star cheap guys like

Ethier, Scuturo, and Ludwick

ethier

without milton bradley, the a’s probably dont make the 2006 playoffs, much less the alcs. that was a great trade, it’s just too bad ethier ended up being really good

ya Texas sure played Bradley right last year. DH is a perfect spot for him

Ron as his manager didn’t hurt as well.

Scutaro would be nice

But I’ll take what Ted Lilly gave rather than what Carlos Pena gave (the A’s, Tigers, Red Sox and Yankees). And without dealing Ludwick, there would be no Pena and then no Lilly… what a tangeled web

I'll take Pujols & Howard in the Finals

Albert to win it…

Nelson Cruz

Billy Beane traded him Keith Ginter, are you kidding me?

remember Ginter, with 14 and 19 HR in the 2 prior years with the Brewers, was an established up-and-coming talent who played 2B & 3B. Then he sucked. If he took off like Jeff Kent did he’d be at the All-Star game right now. So it goes…

totally OT

if the Cubs declare bankruptcy as the press is talking, can they terminate contracts for Soriano, Bradley, etc?

I don't know the answer to that

Are players counted as employees of the club or of MLB?

either way, it’s unbelievable that they’ve let themselves get into this sort of position, i mean, it’s not like the detroit car companies where people are buying different, cheaper, more foreign cars, but rather people are still packing out that ballpark – terrible financial planning.

Though, it would amuse me if the government bailed them out, and as the new owners renamed them the Chicago Obamas

I would think they would just sell the team, new owner gets old contracts.

In theory a bankruptcy judge could do anything. MLB might step in at that point and guarantee payment of contracts for the integrity of the game.

I could have just sworn hearing that MLB was giving loans to a team - Washington maybe? - so they could meet Payroll
Texas was the team.
Beat me to it.

Yeah they gave hicks like 15 million.

There’s no way it can get any worse than chris berman.. Oh wait Joe buck just came on. Great.

Chris Berman is great.

See, the reason why Jack Cust would be great at the HR derby

is because his turn would last for about two hours as he took pitch upon pitch.

This would be a great sight to see.

That was actually funny
Thanks

you throw enough darts at a board, one of them’s not going to blind someone sooner or later

its just too bad he isn't walking like he has in the past
Can we have a day when we pretend all the A's players are really good?

I mean, it’s going to be a few days before reminded of the fact they’re terrible again.

However, I’m hoping that Jack Cust does take this time to make his back feel better (note: this may or may not be a euphamism for taking PEDs, it’s too hot for me to decide) and he breaks out of his slump.

I'll give this a QOTM nod
i think joe buck is great!

joe morgan is the one i can’t stand.

They're both terrible

They’re the 1-2 punch of announcers who I’ll actually mute. Morgan first, because he’s a dolt, and Joe Buck a bit behind – mostly due to the OMG I’m so horrified Randy Moss pretended to moon the fans reaction that went on for 20 min.

Prince “The Man without a Hat” Fielder is my pick to win it.

when wasFieilder drafted? (round)
1st round, 7th pick, 2002

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/fieldpr01.shtml

I believe that was the Moneyball draft, don’t remember whether the A’s passed over him or he was gone before their first pick.

He was passed up, the A's didn't pick until 16th (Swisher)
a few old Moneyball bits

“When the Milwaukee Brewers take Prince Fielder with the seventh pick – the room explodes. It means that Scott Kazmir probably will be available to the Mets, and he is, and the Mets take him.”

“Prince Fielder just saved our paint,” – veteran scout referring to Milwaukee’s choice of Fielder.

“Even the fat players who don’t work for the A’s do the A’s work.”

“No one has any idea what the Detroit Tigers or Milwaukee Brewers who pick seven and eight, intend to do. Something not terribly bright.”

“Here’s an astonishing fact, Prince Fielder is too fat even for the Oakland A’s. Of no other baseball player in the whole of North America can this be said.”

Carlos Pena, the pride of Northeastern University

Don’t think he’ll move on. :(

That orange tracker thing is annoying
bad idea indeed
haha, it reminds me of the short lived FoxTrax aka 'Glowing Puck'

Seen here during the 1996 NHL All*Star Game

Good times

Wow, I was just about to say that

Great minds…

Anyone else hear Berman refer to Brandon Inge as "The Inge Word"?

Well, Buster Olney’s pick is out.

Pujols should fuck with everybody and lay down a couple bunts.

He could try batting left-handed.

Eyes closed?

That’s what she said.

Pujols is tired.

I dunno, I just don't think he's very good.

I mean these pitches are MEATBALLS

This could be Dana Eveland's only chance of being involved with the all star festivities

serving up HR balls

Hamilton has ruined the derby for everyone.

Pujols better bang out a few here.

just tuned in

What the hell is with the freaking tracker ball thing?

I think it tracks the distance.

So ESPN can still annoy you after you've muted Chris Berman

Can anyone give me a bit of an update? I just tuned in.

Albert Pujols (5) tied with Carlos Pena and Joe Mauer in the first round. He won a “swing off” to advance. Ryan Howard (7), Nelson Cruz (11) and Prince Fielder (11) all advanced to the next round.

Adrian Gonzalez (2), Brandon Inge (0), Carlos Pena (5) and Joe Mauer (5) were all eliminated.

Thanks!

Inge didn’t hit any out? Shocker!

Prince Fielder...

Powerful dude.

Yeah, he was my pick to win it.

Knocked out my pick

Ryan Howard

Is there a more overrated event than Home Run Derby?
Slam Dunk COntest?
curling
oh over rated, not boring
I was gonna say, curling is overrated?
Curling rocks.
At least that is somewhat different from year-to-year
Westminister Dog Show?

Here’s ESPN’s take

The dog show did produce this celebrity...

I’m sure it’s FAR more interesting in person.

all the little shrimp-pee-wee kids, all amped-and-jacked up

for the spectacle – “all right!!” one little guy shrieked at prince.

right, am gonna watch Black Sheep now

Zombie, er, sheep!

Mauer???

I’m not really an all-star sort of person, and I don’t follow the rest of the league that closely. But even I know that Mauer isn’t renowned for hitting homers. What the heck is he doing in the HR derby?

to get you out from under your allstar rock, that's why.
Bah! I'm still not turning on the TV.
your missing the celebrity softball
Inge is a worse pick for the derby.

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