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Open Thread: Game 84 - A's at Tampa Bay


We head to the Top of the 5th with the A's trailing 2-0 due to a Carlos Pena bomb in the 4th and the A's lack of defense in the 1st.

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first!
oh I hate myself for saying that.

sorry {sits in the corner}

you're in my seat
oh sorry
you can borrow it

need anything else? beer? soda? chips?

You’re too nice.

it's quite a curse

i don’t suggest trying it.

Awww!

I’m afraid he’s already there.

there's time for him.
hot dog?
everything on it?

You never gave me a hot dog!

i laughed

you get yours at AN Day

I can’t go, though.

Sigh.

AN Day 2010

The world will not have ended by then. Well, probably not anyhow.

mustard, ketchup, relish

light on the onions

how effing good does that sound right now?

tho some might question the red stuff

Eh, we did that Wed.
I never understood that

why do some people hate ketchup?

Because they're evil.
Nobody, I mean

NOBODY puts kethup on a hot dog.

I do

take that

Jesus

must I do everything here?

nice

that doesn’t explain why though.

;-)

i can take it or leave it

but not really for my dog.

what about on a hamburger?

why can’t I hit the question mark key???

that works for me
There's mustard people and ketchup people, don't cha know
can't we all just get along?

I like them both

Yuck, I don't like either.

Though mayonnaise is worst of all.

only on turkey sandwhiches
yes
oh and I don't mind it with steamed brocoli
Need to save the mayo for the frites

What do they call a Whopper?
In the Red Light District?

I don’t think I can tell you until R-Rated Superstar logs off.

I’ll close my eyes.

That is so disgusting.
Go to Holland. Try it. It's great.
Mayonnaise on fries is the single greatest culinary development in the history of mankind

fact.

lies
I think zombies probably put

mayo on their fries.

Right after they dip them in brains!

as they should, it'd make them tasty.
good point

(note to WBC, investigate bobnothing for pro-zombie leaning—might be harboring zombie fugitives or possibly even undead himself)

nah, I just know that mayo makes things tastyo
Mayo is the official sponsor of Zombies everywhere.

I don’t trust you.

Investigation underway.

All the more reason we need to destroy the hive mind.
Well that's Lancashire Hotpot.

It’s a close second though.

What is that, a deep-fried Mars bar with malt vinegar and brown sauce served on a plate of mashed potatoes?
It's whatever you can put into the pot.
There once was a time I wondered why there were no English restaurants in America.

Then I saw this comment and thought, “Okay, then.”

they have fried pickles here

clearly, there are some things that you cannot deep fry

I believe you have never been to the Minnesota State Fair

Where everything can be not only fried, but mounted on a stick.

I did have a deep friend mars bar, once

It was HOTTER THAN THE SUN in the inside.

worst thing, the gloop had all melted and got sticky and then stuck to my tongue and it fucking hurt a LOT

Yeah they're not a good idea.
Where I went to college

there was a restaurant that advertised itself as serving “English-style pizza.”

Musta been a front for the English mob.

what is that, like pickled herring

on saltines or something?

I think it had cheddar or something on it

I never went there. They really needed another marketing concept.

If you ever get the chance try it,

it’s a good meal, honestly. It’s meat (generally lamb), veg and potatoes.

We do tend to steal everyone elses dishes though.

Sounds interesting, though. I’ll have to look into it.

Mayonnaise is disgusting on anything.

I basically hate all condiments.

dry is never good

TWHS

That's the second time in a week

I’ve heard about mayo fries. Belgium.

They're really, really good

I’ve had them in Holland, and the Dutch definitely know how to do comfort food.

can't do that

well maybe

that looks gross

You’re not getting any supper tonight.

not quite..but I'll give it to you if you really want it that bad...

{waits for it….}

refresh your page sir
Man. This is no fun...
sweeney got robbed
hi
not yet
don't start
the voices in your head have all demanded the driver's seat, 67.
at least they were speaking the same language this time
As always we trail because of a lack of offense
if we're going to be whiny and negative

let’s at least try to be FUNNY and whiny and negative.

+ agreed
I'm going to read old Lookout Landing threads and steal their best lines

who else is entertaining while sucking (twss)?

That's what your mother said!
We're getting better

I think it takes about three seasons of suckage. That’s why LL had a head start.

I'd rather we didn't get enough practice.
IAWTC

Acronyms can be a pain in the butt sometimes.

“I agree with this comment”

I knew you would.

Oh, yeah, you’re explaining the acronym.

OOOOhhhhhh. Thanks
I always hate to ask - lest my ignorance shows Shhhhh....don't tell anybody
I'm not sure if you've heard of this amazing thing called Google?
I'm usually trying to keep up with the threads.....hehehehe. I love Wiki too
Tabbed browsing, sweet pea.
I can't use the

Alt-Tab button combo to switch back and forth though.

True.....I'll try to rememeber.....
Garbage!

Where is the garbage man to collect all this mess?

WM stated that the A's were too much garbage to handle.
And its an away game.
Can we get some major overhauling during the All-Star break?

This team is so dull to watch.

Didn't we say that last year?
Most unwatchable team ever
who pissed in you cheerios this morning?
He's always like that.
As unwatchable as paying money to see Carrie Fisher make alcoholic jokes?
Depends, is she telling them whilst wearing the gold bikini?
I just suddenly had an image of Jabba the Firstbaseman wearing an A's uniform...
Shouldn't the Rays' mascot be...a ray?

Don’t they need to be in water?

It could be a dead ray
I must be like that weird friend of yours

because this makes me laugh.

Is any team's mascot actually related to the team name?
Don't the Pads have a crazy monk?

Do the Marlins have a fish?

Do the red sox have some faux blue collar dickhead in a cape?

oh wait, yes

That was beautiful
I know the Padre's have a friar so I guess that's related

I don’t know what the Marlin’s mascot is.

A Friar with CRAZY EYES!!

He’s scary.

Green and Gold eggs and Pam

How are ya!!!!!???

Meet them all!

Wikipedia needs a picture of Stomper.

Gapper is the current mascot for the Cincinnati Reds

you’ve got to be shitting me

It should obviously be Harry Bridges
Yeah...what does that hairy animal with floppy ears have to do with a Ray???
His name is evidently "Raymond"
Ray, a drop of golden sun!

did they used to have a ray? I feel like one of those years at Stomper’s birthday party I saw a ray mascot. I suppose it could’ve been from another team.

me, a name i call myself
Or, sew

a needle pulling thread!

Fa - A long long way to ruuuuun
So they need the Von Trapp children.

I could buy that.

The mascot must've changed when they dropped the DEVIL from their name
Tomorrow is throwback day.

They can be Devil Rays again.

you owe them $1 for saying "devil"
DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL

DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL

i can collect on their behalf ;-)
KISS, AC/DC!!!!
yeah, what was up with that name change?

bible-belt superstition?

they spent like $2 million a marketing study, actually

but I guess it worked…

It's tough to reason with a team that changed their name.

The Natinals would agree.

Where are the brownies?
heyyyyyyy!
He was just thinking about you earlier.
I felt it.
a pair of jennifers were trying to outwit you on ESPN

puh-leaze.

It was actually me.

I just changed my location.

.....

Larry King: On the phone, we’ve got Jennifer from Pismo Beach…

You've been missed, Jen.
Hi Jennifer!
Hey Nick!

Stopped in after the gig at T in the Park! Time zones are killer. I went from 2 hours earlier to SIX hours ahead.

Oh, yeah the road trip and shows with the random internet people!

So, good? Awesome?

Haven't happened yet.

August 7, 2009. It was going to get crazy but someone intervened. I have to have hand surgery, and they scheduled it for the DAY before. Thank goodness the nurse said something.

“Uh, you will be on a lot a medication. Are you sure?”

I rescheduled. LOL! Heavy drugs, internet strangers. Great combo.

You need to explain that to R-Star's parents.
Crap, sorry about the hand surgery.

I had to have my hand in a cast for a month about 4 years ago, and it drove me a little bonkers.

Glad you can still go on tour!

There's a joke about which hand there......

That’s what Joe Maddon gets for not picking Kurt Suzuki.

Walking Pena to face Zobrist?

Hmmm dare I say I’m not sure I agree with this. But hey, when I get confused I always ask myself, “What would Bob Geren do?”

He’s obviously trying to help out my fantasy team.

Vin Mazzaro rubs himself

about your fantasy team?

some weirdo dropped Zorbrist in my yahoo league

despite him qualifying for outfield and infeild. I picked him up and he hit a HR and had rbi in his “first” game.

What would Bob Geren do? Grin like an idiot, that's what.
sheesh I switch to the Red Sox-Royals and first thing I hear is

“only Oakland has scored less runs than Kansas City”. FEWER.

i love a good grammar

OakA’sHoney is missing.

She's fun.
One-track mind, that woman.
But not a bad one.
Oh dear.

I’m not exactly the king of smooth, but I do think we need to help you a little here.

Expressing admiration = good.
Crying after one day = not so much.

Women like to be adored, but they don’t like to think that you’re hopeless when they’re not around to hold your hand. It’s too much responsibility to lay on someone.

Velocity down for Mazzaro

Pull him. He’s done.

Game is out of hand anyway. Preserve his arm

"Preserve his arm"

B.Geren: A little salt won’t hurt.

Tussin!
Let the tussin work its magic, son!
Gee, if only there had been a way to tell whether

Peña’s batting average or Zobrist’s on base percentage was higher. Or even within 100 points of each other.

Geren must've been too busy smelling his upper lip and/or finger
Mazzaro and Curveball

I’m following this on CBS, and it said in that Zobrist AB, arguably the most important AB of the night thus far, that he opened the AB with 2 curveballs. To my knowledge, those were the first two he’s thrown all night. Is CBS correct?

Also, they have his velocity topping out at 93 for the eveving , much lower than his usual 94-96. Is that correct as well?

Crap, O-Cab singled. Now we'll never score
How did the Ray's third run score?

I had to field a very unimportant phone call.

still at work?

wow

No, very unimportant personal phone call. Sigh.
I'm still at work,

and I’m EST.

Still above and beyond, my friend.
I'm actually in my office still

but I should go home and makle dinner for the wifey.

Ok, Matt

makepamnothateyou,kthxbye.

LOLZ.

next time, ALL CAPS.

Holliday is unable to catch up with a 89mph fastball?
He can only hit breaking balls. Seriously.
No doubt we get to keep this sack

until the end of the season because no one in their right mind should give up much to get him.

He has devalued himself

"He has devalued himself"

I thought he did that when he put on an A’s uni.

Would've been out in Coors....

errr maybe not.

Holliday keeps looking at hittable pitches

and then makes his usual out

On a slow fastball.

Kurt Klutch.

I predict he kills the ball right at someone.

Off the topic of baseball / frying stuff with tasty mayonnaise

If you haven’t already, go see the film “Moon”.

It’s really really great.

What’s it about?

ball in the sky.

made of cheese

My great grandfather.

Is that, like, the Cap’n’s family or something?

uh, a man who lives on the Moon

the far side of the moon, in a mining colony in the not too distant future.

it’s not crazy sci-fi, it’s pretty low budget, but it’s an interesting look at self sacrifice, the nature of self, and how the mind can play tricks on you. the last six seconds are a bit annoying, mind

but better than that explanation

plus it’s by David Bowie’s son

That's a spoiler, dude.

I know you’re thinking you didn’t give away any secrets … and you’re right, you didn’t.

But because of your comment, now everyone who watches the movie is going to be thinking “I wonder what’s going to happen in the last six seconds” rather than just enjoy the movie as it was intended.

i really don't think they are

if anyone is, apologies. but it’s not as if you know when the last six seconds are?

Maybe you're right.

I know I would, but there’s probably no one in this thread who is less of a cineast than I, so I’m hardly a good test case.

yeah, I don't think the credits matter?

but whatever. the film’s great. see it.

I certainly would.
well, in that case, I am sorry.
To make it up to me, please paypal me $1,000.
If you send me your bank account details

and 20 000 to cover my costs, then I’ll send you a couple of million.

actually, i think i have some out of print twenty pound notes lying around. they’re worth more now, right?

Two years ago that was "Devil Moon"
and the director was named Zowie, not Joe
Glen Kuiper, "Yeah, he's not a real happy camper right now."

“Hello, I’m Glen Kuiper and I work for cheap and I’m a goober.”

Why can't the A's have any good hitters?
Because they're the A's.
Billy Beane likes to outsmart himself.
Ask Billy

He does NOT have the answer

I just read it, but I love that sig line Train.
'aint that the truth though

I come back everyday hoping they will accidently play well and win.

me too

usually I’m wrong

Because they can only develop pitchers.

The same reason why you don’t see their minor league hitting coaches promoted to be major league hitting coaches.

We are still rebuilding.

These thoughts help me sleep at night.

Is "Say Anything..." as good as the memorable quotes section of imdb would suggest?
if you see it at the right age and hormonal level
No...I'll take "Better Off Dead"
This.

Or, “High Fidelity.”

More betterer.
Ooooh "High Fidelity" is good.

I might have to seek out “Say Anything…” then.

minus the claymation

the one to watch is The Sure Thing

Hey Man....

Everybody Wants Some!

My cousin's ex-wife was in that

but I have to admit I didn’t like it all that much.

Really?

who did she play?

You probably arent at liberty to answer that

never mind

The neighbor's daughter (with braces?) who calculates the cost of the date and tells Cusack to just give her the money
I know exactly the scne you are referring to
Not a lot of screen time, but memorable
This is a small town

I can’t even buy real drugs here

I think it's a really good film

I’m not a huge Ione Skye fan, but Cusack is really good, and there are some excellent smaller roles, too.

I'm a Lily Taylor fan...

not enough screen time for her.

Joe lies when he cries!
I love "Say Anything"

Probably my favorite of that genre.

Jon Cusack is all kinds of awesome.

Have you seen "Chasing Amy"?
Great movie.

I’m not afraid to say it.

No, should I?

When answering, keep in mind that:
(1) I don’t really like movies that much.
(2) The movies I do like are chick flicks, mostly about relationships, with lots of talking and little or no fast action.
(3) I love Jon Cusack.
(4) A charming and lovely co-star is good, too.

Oh yeah, I forgot that part (that you don't watch many movies).

Well it’s a great movie, but I’m not sure it fits many of those criteria you’ve just stated.

Meh, I really don't like Kevin Smith

I think his stuff is pretentious while pretending not to be. Actually, come to think of it, he’s kinda like a BoSox douche fan. Hated Dogma.

All the philosophizing about relationships in Amy was teh suxor, as far as I was concerned. Unconvincing and dull, and made the characters uninteresting and unappealing to me.

His tv show about the soul collector is okay, though.

Fair enough, each to their own.
i'm not sure if we're talking the same genre,

but cusack is (actually, both are) in sixteen candles. so if the category is teen comedies with cusack, it’s 16 all the way.

I know, I mentioned it above

The genre I was referring to was 1980s Hughes or Hughes-inspired comedies. I think Sixteen Candles is better than Breakfast Club or Ferris Bueller, which I think would usually be named as the top ones. Risky Business is very good, too, but it’s not the same kind of film exactly — much broader and darker satire, and not focused on high school society.

I didn't really set out to define the genre explicitly,

but I’m thinking of teenage coming-of-age love stories. Say Anything and Sixteen Candles definitely fit. Breakfast Club mostly fits. Risky Business is a bit of a stretch, but I guess it’s on the fringe. (I’m not familiar with Ferris Bueller except by reputation.)

so i recently watched the hughes ouvre over again

and what surprised me was how sort-of-dumb breakfast club is (i hadn’t seen it since it came out, when i was the same age as the characters, and i thought it was sooooo deep), but the bigger shock was that, for all its unworldly schtick, weird science is actually better than most of his sweeter movies. now, if only some kind of wonderful and pretty in pink could trade endings…

not that it matters. i love all those movies no matter how corny they get. i should see risky business again. i hate tom, but i seem to remember that wally george’s daughter was the hooker…?

Its a little angsty,

but I love John Cusack, so I’m prejudiced.

Grosse Point Blank
Even in "Must Love Dogs"?
Oh my god.

The only thing better than Jon Cusack + Kate Beckinsale is Jon Cusack + Diane Lane.

Diane Lane

Nice

One of my two all-time favorites.
She's the only reason to watch

“Must Love Dogs”. I know, I know. Not helping my case. But, girl crush!

You have a crush on a girl?

On Diane Lane, if anyone.
Dear Penthouse
Her and Jon both.

I don’t love dogs, and I don’t love movies.

I do love Diane Lane, and I do love Jon Cusack.

Tiebreaker goes to the actors.

We'd get along very well.

John Cusack is awesome.

He's excellent in Sixteen Candles

I actually think Sixteen Candles is the best of that genre.

Breakfast Club?
If it's just the three

Molly Ringwald movies, then I’d have to say Sixteen Candles is the best.

No, I think 16 is better

All the confessional stuff in BC is too clunky for my tastes. Also, 16 satirizes kids and adults, but also shows both kids and adults being sympathetic, too. BC is just “grown ups suck!!” And Ally Sheedy = thumbs down (although she was good in that later film about that German artist).

Understood, but on the other hand

16 has all that Long Duck Dong stuff that really didn’t age well.

I loved BC at the time, but it has faded. It lacks depth, and isn’t self-aware enough for that to be a virtue. Also, there’s that one really really cliche shot where the camera goes round and round. Maybe it wasn’t cliche then?

Yeah, Long Duck Dong and Joan Cusack's character in the neck brace

are kinda painful. Not “Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s Is Making Me Want To Pluck Out My Eyeballs” painful, but painful.

To the film’s credit, though, “the Donger” is actually portrayed as a basically normal person — the real problem are the grandparents.

if only it didn't gong every time long duck dong shows up on screen

then we could assume that xenophobia is a character flaw. as it is, we have to think the flaw is directorial.

IIRC, it gongs every time someone says, "Long Duck Dong"

There’s no gong when he answers the door with a raging hangover the next morning, or in all the scenes with his new girlfriend.

this calls for another viewing
I like Sixteen Candles,

but Say Anything is much better.

Ditto for the Cusack-less Breakfast Club.

Kuip: "Never-Say-No Breslow -- when the phone rings, he's ready to go."

Uhhh….

Wow, that Glen is creative

I hate everything…at least tonight

Like a dog

The A’s are putting me to sleep.

Like a virgin

the A’s are touching me for the very first time

Geren don't preach, we're on a losing steak
I feel like it's been forever since we've seen Casilla
and it will continue to be 4-ever!
Usually we only see him when the game is over
kinda like now?
That ball was SMOKED
Man, all these Tampa players and their stats make me jealous!
just think about how many years they had to suck to get all those low draft picks

that’s how I cope.

Wow...that was um...awful

3-0 wasn’t exactly GAME OVER

Are we really

Raising the white flag down by 3? Caissa hasn’t had the same stuff of late……………

Time to break out the booze.

Beer or wine?

Beer for me
a roy rogers please

Pepsi is what I roll with.

Whiskey.
Don't have any :(

Going with what’s handy.

FAIL.
Whatev.

Got a good cab, I’m happy.

Rhum agricole!
"casillia, he's got a pretty good arm" i heard the rays commentators

say and then the batting practice started.

Casilla is icing their cake

KK says this game is on verge.

It was on the verge at 1-0 with our offense

Say, aren't the A's on the VERGE of signing Frank Thomas v.3.0?
I'm going to have a rally bowl of Cap'n Crunch

Go Willy Casilla!

Nailed.

They did somehthing right!!111
This is the last time Casilla will pitch for the A's
"Your 2009 Oakland Athletics........"

“An exercise in futility!”

he got him, thought he would not.
Well I thought that was going to end badly.

Color me suprised.

Usually we only see him when the game is over

Maybe Curt Young can inspire him, can’t be any worse than a geren prep talk

suzuki making sure the little kid got the ball?

group “aww” everyone!

THAT. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME.

That’s not awesome! That’s evil.

No, it's really awesome.
This is me durng an average A's game.
does anyone in this thread refuse to wear deodorant

I don’t understand why some people don’t wear it.

{sprays air freshener in office}

I often don't

but then, I work from home. If i ever have to meet clients, I do

good idea

smelling bad will not get you clients

ahh, go to managertools.com? they have a good podcast on that....
Casilla will never pitch for A's again

Thank God

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