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by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT
Hopefully some runs for the A's.
3-0 Twins going to the bottom of the 4th.
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robbo650 - June 8, 2009 reply
that thread was lacking in mojo.
doctorK - June 8, 2009 reply
gigglingone - June 8, 2009 reply
It was brought out at the wrong time.
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009 reply
boobs are bad mojo…for game threads anyhow.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009 reply
..just speculatin’
DDroney - June 8, 2009 reply
Cutthemullet - June 8, 2009 reply
Josh Outman’s agent needs to call up MLB and get that changed to an error on Orlando Cabrera.
apilgrim - June 8, 2009 reply
alox - June 8, 2009 reply
stormtown - June 8, 2009 reply
And how are you going to fit into your clothes tomorrow?
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009 reply
“If the A’s win, I’m going to work nude tomorrow!”
Win one for nudity, please.
but gives 99% of them away…
and she rocks. did I mention that?
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009 reply
never tried it
adragon - June 8, 2009 reply
im feeling good this inning
cmurdax82 - June 8, 2009 reply
Socalfan21 - June 8, 2009 reply
Very good
Trainman - June 8, 2009 reply
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009 reply
fuck the odds
They don’t watch games. They just read the box score and adjust their spreadsheets afterward.
iglew - June 8, 2009 reply
two on!
eight straight balls!
Lucid Creations - June 8, 2009 reply
still undecided…
you’re always a treat to hang around
might email you during the day if I decide to go.
I’ve only regretted not going, never going.
in a this decade sick kind of way
good start
No shit
FAIL
see below
I don’t like Brendan Harris.
Jerk.
Whatta dick.
worldblee - June 8, 2009 reply
What kind of jerk does that.
idunno723 - June 8, 2009 reply
What a jerk.
Selfish prick.
brian.only - June 8, 2009 reply
Suzuki grounded sharply into a forceout at third
What the hell happened.
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009 reply
Nick - June 8, 2009 reply
Detroit forever!
:(
thought it was walkman.
Third base was his only chance for an out.
bear88 - June 8, 2009 reply
{clears chamber, readies molotovs, alerts WBC and Cap’n}
Syphon - June 8, 2009 reply
Can someone give a PxP?
vignette17 - June 8, 2009 reply
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009 reply
CUnningham hit in the head
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009 reply
Cunningham takes a pitch off the head
jakebmill - June 8, 2009 reply
Ouch!
Cunningham plunked on the head.
no joke!
God rest his soul.
he’s got to run the bases now
knocked helemt off
Hit on the earhole—I’m fucked up now.
…from the Twins training staff, who probably have a better track record than ours?
You don’t take your chances.
Blicks - June 8, 2009 reply
send him for xrays/ct/mri, just to be sure. head injuries aren’t something to be f’d with.
I know he’s got a helmet, and should be okay. But it’s still creepy when the ball bangs right off the helmet like that.
yeaouch
SwisherThresher - June 8, 2009 reply
Benjamin Light - June 8, 2009 reply
OldhamA - June 8, 2009 reply
Be okay!
Only game I’ve been to this year was that Haren one.
But it will do Jacky boy.
paradox - June 8, 2009 reply
FREAKIN MILEY!!
Way to go Jack
Good job, Hannahan!!!!
OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favorite non-HR hit.
Why did we call up Barton?
Also, Hanny!
Barton 1B, Giambi DH
If Cust goes to the field then our pitcher has to hit.
lynnzgal - June 8, 2009 reply
No beaning!
Kallus - June 8, 2009 reply
Do you think they can test for magic potion?
oblique - June 8, 2009 reply
i was just about to comment about how i would be happier with anyone else batting
Try mlb.com gameday.
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_06_08_minmlb_oakmlb_1&mode=gameday
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009 reply
I’m still shocked.
HANNAHAN comes through with regularity for a .200 hitter.
last thread to nico:
" look at it this way: if tolbert can do it, so can hannahan"
Because it CAN get worse.
Do you really buy into the defensive metrics enough to prefer Hannahan to Fields? Instinct tells me I’d rather have Fields, but what does that really mean, anyway
Yeah, that would be entertaining
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009 reply
They know what they’re doing.
If I’ve ever said anything about hannahan.
…it’s just the .218 average…
Or clone him. Whatever
card-carrying member (and co-founder) of the anti-zombie braineaters association, I don’t endorse using them at all, except for target practice.
4IP 1H 0R 3BB 7Ks
misplay that double by Hannahan.
And, seriously, how green can a valley get?!
Maybe it’s for the best that he’s not a Met anymore…
schmifty - June 8, 2009 reply
Don’t let the Twins break another streak.
Make them pay for there mistakes
and vice versa
Someone stop that Harris. Please.
ironliver - June 8, 2009 reply
Hannahan pulled a Crosby.
Flashfire - June 8, 2009 reply
Even in Oakland.
beat you to it mike
mikev - June 8, 2009 reply
A reminder for those who missed it, “TWSS” means “that’s what she said”, not “hey, that post sounds dirty”.
obstetrician?
AV - June 8, 2009 reply
Y’all keep an eye on everything, ya hear? I’ll be back for the post-game….
Gritty.
see you later.
or booz
Cabrera walks after starting 0-2. Gotta like that.
are they putting Barton in the outfield?
RF. Now.
and bring a friend
I like you.
my fav line
Fuck me he made it
every ball is going to be hit to him.
Why expect anything different?
Don’t send Cunningham back out there…
Now go stand in right field.
well, come on in, then.
you bring bbq?
but I did just enjoy a bit of leftover hamburger helper.
ZigFan31 - June 8, 2009 reply
Has he been running bases LOL
come on
Barton ‘cos he doesn’t have one. Such professionals.
only if barton can be professional too and play that outfield good
He gone.
I was thinking the same thing.
They show that commercial here. Which is strange because there’s not a Jack within 700 miles, but…
He loved Jack in the Box, but we don’t have them anywhere near here anymore
I have no clue how they do anything in Florida.
I do know I sold a pair of magnet to two of the hill people rapists from Deliverance this morning.
I may have been having unsolicited and unwanted gay sex.
they were creepy rednecks, mike. c’mon.
and you’ll be bald, surrounded by monkeys sacrificing water buffalo, and mumbling about “The horror! The horror!”
So, uh, I left for a moment, came back, Twins were up 3-0, left again, saw that the A’s tied the game. Should I stay here or leave again?
walkoff baltimore chop - June 8, 2009 reply
But something has to be wrong with you.
Crap.
Good crooked number.
And, it’s better than being down 3-0 too.
press R for reload AK
…am I thinking of someone else? Of all the people to play RF…
And ANers know that I’m not always a ray of optimistic sunshine
This shit’s ours.
We ain’t backing down from this. They are.
I believe you have my stapler
BleedGreen - June 8, 2009 reply
That’s bad
Who’s on first.
what’s on second
shut them down OUTMAN
I dunno.
It should be our battle cry.
raider5606 - June 8, 2009 reply
Rejoice in the return of Staplehead!
chipper1001 - June 8, 2009 reply
but I like it.
It’s from when he hit his head in the pool
LHP FTW!
Right here.
I love that phrase from Ken Korach.
BIOTCH!!!
surfinsushi - June 8, 2009 reply
4-3 Athletics
Good Custy
Cust is the shit
I know, fly outs fairly deep before…too bad it was a solo shot.
One won lost won - June 8, 2009 reply
What more can he do
6-6 in the 15th of that game. i’ve missed so much while seeing so little.
1B
4-3 us
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kitty sad
robbo650 - June 8, 2009
Good
that thread was lacking in mojo.
doctorK - June 8, 2009
it was fine until the Rally Salma was posted.....
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
True
It was brought out at the wrong time.
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
good point....
boobs are bad mojo…for game threads anyhow.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
I wonder if the wide strike zone threw off Outman's game
..just speculatin’
DDroney - June 8, 2009
wouldn't that actually help his cause
Cutthemullet - June 8, 2009
Make the call
Josh Outman’s agent needs to call up MLB and get that changed to an error on Orlando Cabrera.
apilgrim - June 8, 2009
Outman walks not allowed in this thread.
alox - June 8, 2009
Maybe this one will work better....
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
yummy
doctorK - June 8, 2009
and already we have a baserunner!
stormtown - June 8, 2009
How many of these do you have?
And how are you going to fit into your clothes tomorrow?
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
If the A's win, does it really matter?
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
I just heard...
“If the A’s win, I’m going to work nude tomorrow!”
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
It's Berkeley, they're pretty open about things like clothing....
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
Lets Go A's!
Win one for nudity, please.
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
the sign monkeys would surely not be pleased.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
she's made several.
but gives 99% of them away…
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Here's yours....
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
YAY!
and she rocks. did I mention that?
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
A walk is a good start
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
to a healthy heart?
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
so I hear
never tried it
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
me neither
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
Agree
adragon - June 8, 2009
good way to start the inning
im feeling good this inning
cmurdax82 - June 8, 2009
What are the odds Oakland scores 4 runs this game?
Socalfan21 - June 8, 2009
If he keeps throwing balls
Very good
Trainman - June 8, 2009
You're Gonna Love His Balls!
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
I'm gonna slap my troubles away.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Highly probable!
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
How about 16 more consecutive balls for starters
Trainman - June 8, 2009
I'm with ya while we're batting
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
what were the odds the A's would win 6 straight
fuck the odds
cmurdax82 - June 8, 2009
Vegas is going to love you.
alox - June 8, 2009
The odds folks don't follow game threads.
They don’t watch games. They just read the box score and adjust their spreadsheets afterward.
iglew - June 8, 2009
woot!
two on!
eight straight balls!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
here we go!!!
Lucid Creations - June 8, 2009
Wednesday is dollar dog night.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
going
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
lucky.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
yeah...
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
thinking about going
still undecided…
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
let me know
you’re always a treat to hang around
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
I'll decide on Wednesday at work....
might email you during the day if I decide to go.
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
sweet
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
you should go.
I’ve only regretted not going, never going.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Let's catch a flight
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
that would be sick
in a this decade sick kind of way
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
I catch a flight, I'm going for Saag's, m'man!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Me too. No doubtzky aboutzky
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
I dream about the Saag's hot links with the grilled onions and the peppers.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Back to back W's
good start
adragon - June 8, 2009
KK says, "Just have to avoid DP here"
No shit
Trainman - June 8, 2009
If Zooks hits a bomb, will G be able to score from 2B?
doctorK - June 8, 2009
Or 1B, since that's where he is
FAIL
doctorK - June 8, 2009
Ankiel-ish
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
Damn!!!
Trainman - June 8, 2009
I agree
see below
adragon - June 8, 2009
woof.
I don’t like Brendan Harris.
Jerk.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Me neither
Whatta dick.
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Yeah
What kind of jerk does that.
idunno723 - June 8, 2009
seriosuly.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
After I ripped him early, Harris made a great play
What a jerk.
doctorK - June 8, 2009
made you look stupid to boot!
Selfish prick.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
What happened, my gameday took a poo.
brian.only - June 8, 2009
me too
Suzuki grounded sharply into a forceout at third
DDroney - June 8, 2009
Thanks!
brian.only - June 8, 2009
Everybody poops
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
Hey guys, I left for a second, which I shouldn't do anymore.
What the hell happened.
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
You are never allowed to leave again
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
Gets out the fetters
doctorK - June 8, 2009
it's a pro-S&M crowd here at AN.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Kicks out the jams
Nick - June 8, 2009
YEAH, Boy!
Detroit forever!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
I know, I know!
:(
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
Outman forgot his name.
thought it was walkman.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Did Holliday "slow up" on that one?
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
Damn!
adragon - June 8, 2009
That was an excellent play
Third base was his only chance for an out.
bear88 - June 8, 2009
Not scoring here will be a disaster
Trainman - June 8, 2009
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
Zombies?
adragon - June 8, 2009
We're all gonna undie!
iglew - June 8, 2009
WHERE?!
{clears chamber, readies molotovs, alerts WBC and Cap’n}
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
If we dont score this inning imma be pissed.
Syphon - June 8, 2009
Look who is coming up next
Trainman - June 8, 2009
I believe Gameday has gone on vacation
Can someone give a PxP?
vignette17 - June 8, 2009
+1
brian.only - June 8, 2009
Bases loaded after AC takes one off the helmet
doctorK - June 8, 2009
OMG!
Syphon - June 8, 2009
JERK!
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
oh damn!!!
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009
OUCH!
CUnningham hit in the head
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
hit him in the helmet
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
F_ck!
brian.only - June 8, 2009
Ow
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
ouch
Cunningham takes a pitch off the head
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
Not exactly what we needed.
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
Aaron deservedly taking a knee
Ouch!
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Ouch holy shit.
Cunningham plunked on the head.
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
Cunningham hit in head
no joke!
DDroney - June 8, 2009
Head shots are not a good thing to see.
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
let's win for Cunningham.
God rest his soul.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
don't rest his soul yet!
he’s got to run the bases now
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
right above left ear
knocked helemt off
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
Thank God for helmets.
iglew - June 8, 2009
thats 2 pitches in a row in his grill
cmurdax82 - June 8, 2009
Sick
adragon - June 8, 2009
I had to back up off of it and set my bat down
Hit on the earhole—I’m fucked up now.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
he's up
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
He seems ok.
Syphon - June 8, 2009
Ouch
Trainman - June 8, 2009
Can we get a second opinion...
…from the Twins training staff, who probably have a better track record than ours?
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
probably?
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
He should come out of the game
worldblee - June 8, 2009
agreed
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009
Agreed.
You don’t take your chances.
Blicks - June 8, 2009
totally agreed
send him for xrays/ct/mri, just to be sure. head injuries aren’t something to be f’d with.
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
walking to 1st
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
That's unsettling
I know he’s got a helmet, and should be okay. But it’s still creepy when the ball bangs right off the helmet like that.
bear88 - June 8, 2009
He said the ball ended up in the 1st base coaches box
yeaouch
SwisherThresher - June 8, 2009
prepare yourself, Mauer
Benjamin Light - June 8, 2009
That sounded like a car wreck
doctorK - June 8, 2009
The baseball etiquette of not apologising is fucking retarded.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
c'mon HANNAHAN!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Ouch
Be okay!
idunno723 - June 8, 2009
Thank god he has a hard head
adragon - June 8, 2009
Just don't GIDP, Miley!
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
Bad memories bad memories
Only game I’ve been to this year was that Haren one.
vignette17 - June 8, 2009
Jack is gonna jack one!
Syphon - June 8, 2009
Not quite.
But it will do Jacky boy.
alox - June 8, 2009
Ill take it.
Syphon - June 8, 2009
Staplehead is the emergency outfielder
doctorK - June 8, 2009
BASE HIT
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
HANNAHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
NICE HIT HANNAHAN!!!!!!!
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
paradox - June 8, 2009
In play run(s) for Miley!
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
TIE GAME
FREAKIN MILEY!!
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
headshot mojo!!
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
Yes!!!!
Way to go Jack
adragon - June 8, 2009
Cunningham scores anyway!
Good job, Hannahan!!!!
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Shocking
Trainman - June 8, 2009
HANNAHAN!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
YES!
idunno723 - June 8, 2009
I dont effing believe it
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
Hannahan says "I spit on you AN'ers who thrash me"
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
HANNAHAN!!
iglew - June 8, 2009
OMG
OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
YES!!!
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
Bases-clearing double
My favorite non-HR hit.
doctorK - June 8, 2009
A thing of beauty
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
oh Mannahan!
stormtown - June 8, 2009
ha ha ha
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Hit the ball he cannahan!
SwisherThresher - June 8, 2009
The A's have no backup outfielders?
Why did we call up Barton?
Also, Hanny!
DDroney - June 8, 2009
Cust can move from DH to RF
Barton 1B, Giambi DH
Blicks - June 8, 2009
If you move hi into the field, u lose DH
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
No.
If Cust goes to the field then our pitcher has to hit.
alox - June 8, 2009
AK can play RF
adragon - June 8, 2009
FUCK YEAH!
lynnzgal - June 8, 2009
the baseball gods have spoken
No beaning!
Benjamin Light - June 8, 2009
hahah
cmurdax82 - June 8, 2009
Surprised Cunningham could find home plate
worldblee - June 8, 2009
nah, you just run towards the one in the middle
Kallus - June 8, 2009
woooooooooo!
SwisherThresher - June 8, 2009
Bonus: Richie gets to enjoy his concussion from the bench.
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
Now he's even more like Byrnes!
Nick - June 8, 2009
FUCK YEAH!!!!
Blicks - June 8, 2009
Cunningham is made of steel, apparently.
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
The name is Tintin.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
Beane needs to find out about hiring Getafix as head trainer
Do you think they can test for magic potion?
Nick - June 8, 2009
Different author I think, but yeah it's worth a shot.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
Alright Hannahan!
oblique - June 8, 2009
HOLY!
i was just about to comment about how i would be happier with anyone else batting
cmurdax82 - June 8, 2009
don't doubt the HANNAHAN!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
For those whose gamechannel crapped out
Try mlb.com gameday.
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_06_08_minmlb_oakmlb_1&mode=gameday
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
I can't believe Hannahan hit a deep double
I’m still shocked.
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
It's also nice to see somebody clear the bases with A's on them for a change
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
nah.
HANNAHAN comes through with regularity for a .200 hitter.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
LOL yeah
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
my words ring true
last thread to nico:
" look at it this way: if tolbert can do it, so can hannahan"
Cutthemullet - June 8, 2009
I need to stop going xbhaskarx-style all lowercase here
Cutthemullet - June 8, 2009
Matt Tolbert and Josh Fields
Because it CAN get worse.
Blicks - June 8, 2009
I saw your WAR post
Do you really buy into the defensive metrics enough to prefer Hannahan to Fields? Instinct tells me I’d rather have Fields, but what does that really mean, anyway
Cutthemullet - June 8, 2009
You know what I'd really like? A GWAR post.
Nick - June 8, 2009
heh
Yeah, that would be entertaining
Cutthemullet - June 8, 2009
WOOW go A's
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
Guys. Have faith in our training staff.
They know what they’re doing.
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
I take back everything I've said about hannahan
If I’ve ever said anything about hannahan.
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
Harris is a hole
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
Fuck Harris
Trainman - June 8, 2009
Indeed
worldblee - June 8, 2009
hannahan just got 10 cool points!!
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
Hannahan hit 27 doubles last year
…it’s just the .218 average…
DDroney - June 8, 2009
I say we feed Harris to the zombies
adragon - June 8, 2009
or course his glove
adragon - June 8, 2009
Unless we can trade for him.
Or clone him. Whatever
alox - June 8, 2009
that would be an acceptable use of zombies, though as a
card-carrying member (and co-founder) of the anti-zombie braineaters association, I don’t endorse using them at all, except for target practice.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Gio so far...
4IP 1H 0R 3BB 7Ks
Syphon - June 8, 2009
You sure that's not Matt Young?
Nick - June 8, 2009
Pretty sure yes. :)
Syphon - June 8, 2009
O-Cab will give us the lead now.
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
Nobody has mentioned how it was of Gomez to completely
misplay that double by Hannahan.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
how cool? how helpful? how gracious? how green was my valley?
stormtown - June 8, 2009
how green was your valley?
And, seriously, how green can a valley get?!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Generous. Sorry, doing several things at once.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
in all fairness, he was probaly shocked as hell that jack hit the gap on the fly
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009
+ a lot
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
Oh wait. Were you talking about Jack himself?
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
i was cutting gomez slack for his misplay
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009
Aw Go-Go
Maybe it’s for the best that he’s not a Met anymore…
schmifty - June 8, 2009
That's a sweet nickname.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
More runs, please.
Don’t let the Twins break another streak.
iglew - June 8, 2009
I agree
Make them pay for there mistakes
adragon - June 8, 2009
O cab!!!
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
Barton in the dugout sighting
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
Let's see if he can play RF
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Smiliing adoringly at Sweeney
and vice versa
schmifty - June 8, 2009
they're apparently taking a bath together after the game.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Someone stop that Harris. Please.
ironliver - June 8, 2009
Harris...Haaaarris.........
SwisherThresher - June 8, 2009
Wow
Hannahan pulled a Crosby.
Flashfire - June 8, 2009
In public?
Nick - June 8, 2009
I think that's illegal.
Even in Oakland.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
TWSS
beat you to it mike
adragon - June 8, 2009
Well done sir.
mikev - June 8, 2009
She's offering legal advice now?
A reminder for those who missed it, “TWSS” means “that’s what she said”, not “hey, that post sounds dirty”.
iglew - June 8, 2009
he's a between-innings
obstetrician?
AV - June 8, 2009
Okay, I gotta go to my softball game
Y’all keep an eye on everything, ya hear? I’ll be back for the post-game….
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
Hit a couple doubles for us
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Drag bunts are the way to go.
Gritty.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
but it takes so much time with the makeup and the wig...
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
have fun, gigs!
see you later.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Bring more cupcakes
or booz
adragon - June 8, 2009
if only Cabrera and Kennedy could get hot at the same time
DDroney - June 8, 2009
there's a dirty joke in there somewhere
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009
I like this working the count by Cabrera
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
Coo Coo
Cabrera walks after starting 0-2. Gotta like that.
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
ah man
are they putting Barton in the outfield?
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
Ohh.. Barton gonna play RF?
Syphon - June 8, 2009
Would guess so
worldblee - June 8, 2009
throws chair...
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
catches chair with one hand.
Syphon - June 8, 2009
you.
RF. Now.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Where my plane ticket sir?
Syphon - June 8, 2009
check under your seat.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
there's snakes on this mf'n plane?
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
you 10:45
and bring a friend
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
wow.
I like you.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Worse english accent ever
my fav line
Fuck me he made it
adragon - June 8, 2009
cleared it
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
Frank Francisco Strikes Back!
nothinlikethetown - June 8, 2009
And you know
every ball is going to be hit to him.
bear88 - June 8, 2009
Of course
Why expect anything different?
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
Oh good, Cunningham gave his OF glove to Barton.
Don’t send Cunningham back out there…
gigglingone - June 8, 2009
Welcome back to the A's, Daric.
Now go stand in right field.
Flashfire - June 8, 2009
GYMNASTICS!
mikev - June 8, 2009
Whatever, johnny come lately.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Better than not at all.
mikev - June 8, 2009
true.
well, come on in, then.
you bring bbq?
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Sadly no
but I did just enjoy a bit of leftover hamburger helper.
mikev - June 8, 2009
Mini buffalo chicken sandwiches!
ZigFan31 - June 8, 2009
Gardenhire has bad hammy
Has he been running bases LOL
Trainman - June 8, 2009
AK 47!!!!!
come on
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
make 'em pay
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
Got to love the A's - Cunningham hands his outfielder's glove to
Barton ‘cos he doesn’t have one. Such professionals.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
He probably stole it from Crosby
Nick - June 8, 2009
hee hee hee
stormtown - June 8, 2009
now
only if barton can be professional too and play that outfield good
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
He's a C/1B/shocking 3B so I doubt it. He's no Brandon Inge....
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
C'mon AK!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Swarzak
He gone.
Blicks - June 8, 2009
Can't believe the moral police don't get the stoner ordering the tacos baNnED
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
could they have a drunk person going through a drive-thru?
stormtown - June 8, 2009
No way
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
I don't think so.
I was thinking the same thing.
They show that commercial here. Which is strange because there’s not a Jack within 700 miles, but…
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Yeah, that commercial pretty much makes my dad cry
He loved Jack in the Box, but we don’t have them anywhere near here anymore
schmifty - June 8, 2009
weird, huh?
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
How do people in FLA change tires, by stacking wood blocks under their cars?
Nick - June 8, 2009
dude,
I have no clue how they do anything in Florida.
I do know I sold a pair of magnet to two of the hill people rapists from Deliverance this morning.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
You got a pretty mouth
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
I think if my rocker funky sign monkey wouldn't have been there,
I may have been having unsolicited and unwanted gay sex.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
squeal like a pig, boy
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
as opposed to solicited and wanted
mikev - June 8, 2009
of course.
they were creepy rednecks, mike. c’mon.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Some day, an ANer is going to be sent to FLA to find you
and you’ll be bald, surrounded by monkeys sacrificing water buffalo, and mumbling about “The horror! The horror!”
Nick - June 8, 2009
QOTM, gratuitous self-referential edition.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
but you have a lot of BK's
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
Lets go A;s
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
So, uh, I left for a moment, came back, Twins were up 3-0, left again, saw that the A’s tied the game. Should I stay here or leave again?
walkoff baltimore chop - June 8, 2009
Both
idunno723 - June 8, 2009
seriously, can you do both?
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
You can always try...
But something has to be wrong with you.
idunno723 - June 8, 2009
At least we got the 3
worldblee - June 8, 2009
AK died.
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
So much for that rally
Crap.
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
3 runs is still a rally
Good crooked number.
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Yeah for the A's it definitely is
And, it’s better than being down 3-0 too.
pookeyguru - June 8, 2009
he ran out of bullets
press R for reload AK
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
adragon - June 8, 2009
Watch the first batter to find Barton with a fly ball
Trainman - June 8, 2009
As long as they don't miss him with a fly ball
worldblee - June 8, 2009
Isn't Barton really bad with fly balls to 1st?
…am I thinking of someone else? Of all the people to play RF…
DDroney - June 8, 2009
He had one hit him in the face last year.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
I've had a lot of balls hit me in the face.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
I think I love you.
mikev - June 8, 2009
We don't want to hear about your time in prison
adragon - June 8, 2009
ok, outman...let's have a shutdown here
Deborah51 - June 8, 2009
Kennedy at RF
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
I almost thought the Barton to 3B experiment had begun.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
AK is in right
Trainman - June 8, 2009
Kennedy in RF
DDroney - June 8, 2009
we're winning this shit tonight, fellers.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
I have a good feeling about this, too
And ANers know that I’m not always a ray of optimistic sunshine
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
agrd.
This shit’s ours.
We ain’t backing down from this. They are.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Dang, no Staplehead
doctorK - June 8, 2009
excuse me
I believe you have my stapler
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
....I'll burn the place to the ground....
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Who's on second?
BleedGreen - June 8, 2009
Petit
doctorK - June 8, 2009
Petit
Trainman - June 8, 2009
Petit
bear88 - June 8, 2009
We need three Petit's to cover 2nd?
That’s bad
adragon - June 8, 2009
What should I do with this cat?
iglew - June 8, 2009
get that cat out of here!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
Outman
DDroney - June 8, 2009
Cust pitching
DDroney - June 8, 2009
What's on second.
Who’s on first.
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
GNGS FTW!
Nick - June 8, 2009
no, who's on first
what’s on second
jakebmill - June 8, 2009
lets go oakland lets go!!!!!
shut them down OUTMAN
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
I was totally expecting someone to say
I dunno.
BleedGreen - June 8, 2009
Win this for cunningham
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
WIN THIS FOR TINTIN!
It should be our battle cry.
OldhamA - June 8, 2009
Pitt/ATL goes to the 15th.
Blicks - June 8, 2009
K!!
raider5606 - June 8, 2009
Mauer looked bad there
doctorK - June 8, 2009
outman owns mauer
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
And Morneau
WhiteElephantGuy - June 8, 2009
Maybe someone already did this, but
Rejoice in the return of Staplehead!
schmifty - June 8, 2009
awesome
chipper1001 - June 8, 2009
HE'S WEARING FLOATIES!!!
Blicks - June 8, 2009
LOL
Wreckonized - June 8, 2009
O_O
walkoff baltimore chop - June 8, 2009
I don't get it and it frightens, angers and disturbs me,
but I like it.
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
LOL
It’s from when he hit his head in the pool
schmifty - June 8, 2009
I want this post to turn green plz
ohtobe21likehuston - June 8, 2009
POTM
ZigFan31 - June 8, 2009
Thank god there both lefty's
adragon - June 8, 2009
Morneau is Outman's bitch
LHP FTW!
DDroney - June 8, 2009
yay strickout
doctorK - June 8, 2009
Yet another new thread
Right here.
67MARQUEZ - June 8, 2009
Outside corner, ring 'em up, strike three called!
I love that phrase from Ken Korach.
raider5606 - June 8, 2009
Struck out that
BIOTCH!!!
Lucid Creations - June 8, 2009
Too many threads
Lucid Creations - June 8, 2009
JACK SPARTA CUST
ElQuesoCapitan - June 8, 2009
I am Custicus!
Leopold Bloom - June 8, 2009
LOVE MY CUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
surfinsushi - June 8, 2009
True Outcome!
4-3 Athletics
GreenNGoldSooner - June 8, 2009
See what happens when you swing early
Good Custy
Trainman - June 8, 2009
SPARTACUST!!!
Blicks - June 8, 2009
It's Gone!!!!
Cust is the shit
adragon - June 8, 2009
The shit +1
surfinsushi - June 8, 2009
No to complain too much
I know, fly outs fairly deep before…too bad it was a solo shot.
One won lost won - June 8, 2009
He was leading off the inning?
What more can he do
adragon - June 8, 2009
Spartacust = Chuck Norris
Blicks - June 8, 2009
what a stupid day for the A's stream to follow the atlanta/pittsburgh stream
6-6 in the 15th of that game. i’ve missed so much while seeing so little.
AV - June 8, 2009
Bloop for Zook
1B
adragon - June 8, 2009
Petit K'd inning over
4-3 us
adragon - June 8, 2009
Dude, everyone else is on the new thread.
iglew - June 8, 2009
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