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Open Thread - A's, Braden Cruising; 6-0 after four

Crazy numbers everywhere!

A's score 6 runs in the first to chase O's starter Jeremy Guthrie. Jack Cust had the big blow - a 3-run bomb to center. Braden locked in with 7 K's to tie a career high. 

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I love it.

it must be June
Vinny Mazzaro =good luck charm!
A's need to score again...
more runs bitches!!!!!!
Let's see if we can score 6 runs in this thread now
Boobies!

That's not your mug shot is it?
He's too tall
Convicted of donating too much blood?
they give you a tb test in jail.

or so I’ve heard.

wink wink, nod nod
Anyone else notice that the gun has

Dallas at 89-93 with his fastball today?

up to 94 even
Is it just off or does

he have a little extra tonight?

It's actually a KPH radar gun
My only worry at this point ...

Now Braden is going to think that the key is to smash shaving cream into a fellow-player’s face once (at least) between starts.

that's what Rajai's for
Finally, an answer to why Davis is on the team!
Well it's not to play ball
I'd be OK with that, as long as he does it to Geren
Or Springer.
The prodigial son gets a hit.
Good one! Now we know ...
Braden's up to the mid 70s in pitches.
GIDP here and he's good for two more innings

(And I swear I started typing this before the 1-6-3 GIDP)

DP bitches!
Giambi should be in the guy's ear now.

“Dude, you’re never hitting 400 home runs.”

"you know who else was a great prospect? My brother Jeremy"
Ouch, that's harsh.
"He needs work on his fundamentals, like sliding, but he's diamond in the rough..."
I wouldn't mind Wieters feasting off the Yanks and Red Sawx pitching

on a regular basis.

He can hit 400. Just very few off the A’s.

GIDP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else did Zooks' catching gear?

Green with gold trim. Good stuff.

Gotta say, Dallas Braden is pitching like an ace so far in 2009

Very cool.

that's our opening day starter, you know.
Yeah, just like Carlos Reyes was our opening day starter a few years back
Or Carl Pavano a couple of years ago for the Wankees
I hope e can have a quick sixth so he can go seven strong
On a side note: CarGon got in the game for Col tonight

0-1 so far and playing CF

Cool, gonna put that game on for a while (well, 3 outs I guess)

thanks for the update

Finally, some estrogen here.

I think it must be ladies’ night at the ball park, because none of them are here tonight.

Yay for estrogen!
AK

BigSlick comes thru

I like it.

I like it a lot.

Alea iacta est.

Anyone know what happened to AIE? I haven’t seen him around in a while, and when I checked his user profile he’s been deleted.

He's....um...

kinda gone.

Me and LB were discussing the same thing a while back.
jesus, you scared me!

don’t sneak up on me like that.

At least I'm clothed.
you say that like it's a good thing.
He's only wearing a creepy trench coat
good point

But I imagine for the rest of the AN (meaning the rest of AN not named Leopold Bloom) it probably really is a good thing.

what they don't know won't hurt em, baby!

(I have that tattooed on my ass)

I know you do.
A Brit with no job, here in Califas

Might have had to hit the road…

I thught the same thing about NSJ

but he showed up the other day

most everybody's still here.

MB’s gone, AIE’s gone. most everyone else remains.

Poppy seems to spend most of her time

with the Monkeyball gang now, but she peeks in here occasionally.

Jennifer and Batgirl don't spend much time here, either

and FSU and salb918 have pulled up stakes, as well.

sal's still listed as an author, so I don't think he's sworn off.
salb918, the JD Salinger of AN
Just saw Sal post the other day
Last comment listed on his AN page is from March 3
and I spend quite a bit of time with the MB gang too.

They’re not mutually exclusive.

Well, not unless you also have a life.
wow.

I must’ve pissed you off at some point.

If you did, I missed it.

I’m just saying I barely have enough time to keep up here. I can’t manage to do both.

well, I spend more time here, for sure.
but I've got a lot of love for MB and a couple others
I miss the Monkeyball wit.
MB and Nico and grover were all very kind to me

when I first started trolling around.

Half of my obscure allusions were directed at Monkeyball.
me too.
Is this a Clifford Odets play?
Odets, where is thy sting?
Ooh, very nice!
I can't Handel this any more!
so what happened to the beloved ANer?
he flung poo and just sort of wandered off.
I was thinking that about PT also

but the In remembered, he kind of stirred up the pot a while back, maybe he decided to stay away…

or maybe it was decided for him.

oh yeah.

I think he’s decided to be gone forever too.

I think the jury’s still out there, though.

PT still posts at Minor League Ball occasionally.

I’m pretty sure his suspension from AN has expired by now, but he voluntarily chose not to come back.

yea i've seen his posts on other sites..

he was blaringly abrasive at times but he had a lot to offer AN its a shame

Trevor Cahill is pitching tomorrow evening. Cahill has made 11 starts this year and in all of them except for two, he has allowed just two earned runs or less. In the starts in which he has allowed more than two earned runs, he allowed seven earned runs in each game. His ERA is 2.43 if you take away the two starts in which he has allowed more than two earned runs.

That would be approximately true for every major league pitcher
i.e., take away the starts with more than two runs
Cust tonight

HR, K, BB

All is right with the world.

He hit for the tricycle.
that's a keeper
Pretty much a Custian night.
Time for another six-run inning

No scoring is leaving me snoring!

Get some of these

half way there!!!
home-made smoothies

for a nice baseball game

that sounds good.
ask and you shall receive
oops, replieded to the wrong one

Time to stop drinking.

Come on Matt!

Park one

Nastradamus?

Funny.

My mental image is an old and fat Orson Wells.

Excellent! I remember catching this repeatedly on HBO years ago
Thank you Matt

I did not know you took requests

what a great AB!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
HOLLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY!
I think it's National Doughnut Day today
It is!

I got free doughnuts.

Holliday is officially on fire!

3 run jack!

Oh my, that was a long one

(yeah yeah, TWSS)

Holliday!!

9-0. I think it’s safe to stop watching/listening this game now.

thats gota fire up some of the players !
Wow

The A’s effing rule right now.

that was a bomb!
Holliday snuggling on Croz?

Weird…

they're snuggling?!
Holliday cuddled Croz on the bench

Usually I go for that kinda thing, but this time it was just awkward

So who was playing the role of pizza delivery guy?
He's saying, "Thank God I'm not you"
QOTM

True so true

remember, Crosby's wife is giving birth..today??

any day? already?
I think it’s a "I’m a Dad, you’re a new Dad!’ thing.

…speculating…

That's cute.
That could be

Or maybe “thank god I am no longer tied with you in the HR column”

didn't ellis hit for the cycle just after his son was born?
wasn't it against BAL?
no that was the walkoff dinger off the pole that i'm thinking of
vs the red sox

link

I was at that game

and called it from out in the LF seats..

Wow that was really a shot by Holliday

He knew it right away too

fun game
Reminds me of being a kid

stepping on ants in the backyard

12 HR in there last 6 game?

Who are these guys & what did they do with my A’s

don't know,

but they can keep ’em. I like these guys better.

Me too

I think the other guys moved to D. C.

Your A;s are on a spaceship to another galaxy

Go A’s! (as in, Aliens).

I love the unpredictablity of baseball. A week ago, this team was dogmeat. Look at them now.
young teams tend to do this

I’m really glad to see the fight and the potential in them. Hope they keep it up.

im just looking

for the asshole who told them the season started in June

Probably some slegnA spy.
sort of reminds me of the teams earlier this decade.

They used to dig some pretty deep holes to start seasons.

Not surprising

Giambi was a member of those teams

something happened on that flight from arlington to chicago

it’s like they detoured thru the bermuda triangle and aliens took over their bodies. it looks like a totally different team. one that hits, pitches great and plays defense. and even geren can’t fuck it up.

I don't want to take all the credit.

But I did attend the game Tuesday in Chicago when all this began. I took my daughter Molly who has never seen the A’s lose. She’s 6-0 all time.

way to go, molly!!
That was a 9-0 strike to Zooks
Well, when the count is 9-0 the ump usually gives the pitcher a courtesy strike
Everyone still want to trade Holliday?
Yes

He keeps this up and we can ask for anything we want

Blame him for listening to McGwire about changing his batting stance
crosby taught him how to hit in the offseason
depends--we winning?
It's actually much more likely that he will get traded...

if he keeps hitting like this. it’s unfortunate but true.

even with the win we're stil 8.5 back
2007 Rockies!!!
1995 Mariners!
without Tulo and all the other talents
We has Holliday!

And young pitchers for breakout seasons.

I'm torn.

I want to compete now and keep him, but also imagine we could get a lot for him if he keeps this up.

Well...if the A's get back in the race

(and not because a ton of players go fluking)

But if not, trade trade trade. And ask for the moon!

yes
oh yee of little faith....
given how inconsistent the young team has been

I don’t think this hot streak will last, and trading Holliday while he’s hot is still the best move for the future

Let's have a full season with the guy

It’s gotta help attendance if you have a guy that is mashing.
So the A’s overachieve and come in second. I’d rather have Holliday all year, and have more fun games like this.

Ya can’t always be looking at next year.

you folks are no fun.......at all!
if we're near first at the trade deadline, I say keep him

There’s a lot of baseball between now and then, so who knows…

This is me being more fun and optimistic.

thank you!
3-run jack

Oakland Athletics’ Jack Cust, right, and teammate Orlando Cabrera embrace after Cust hit a three-run home run off Baltimore Orioles’ Jeremy Guthrie in the first inning of a baseball game Friday, June 5, 2009, in Oakland, Calif.

that's more like it!
Strangely, I thought that was Emil Brown hugging Cust
They look and hit incredibly alike.
embrace
embrace hug session
please note

cabrera is not as tall as cust. his feet are actually dangling at this moment. not kidding, saw it on the TV. but funny anyway.

Cabrera is giving his back an adjustment

part time chiropracter

Csn he work on himself
A's haven't had a winning week since the end of April.
Cabrera like to hug it out.
Dallas is dealing...

seriously, i can’t wait until Duke comes back. Our starting pitching depth will be insane. Who goes down when the Duke returns? Outman? Mazzaro? Cahill? Anderson? A good problem to have I dare say.

i'd love to see braden throw a complete game shut out
I sense an Edgar Gonzalez sighting in the 8th
Duke to the bullpen!
totally
if/when he comes back
I agree...

but I remember reading last year that Justin doesn’t like the uncertainty of being in the bullpen. He got the nervous shits, I think

What if they build his arm strength/pitchcount up in the pen

after a few short outings in the AA/AAA and see if he stays healthy?
I wouldn’t want to disrupte a rotation if things are still rolling nicely.

The Duke will go down when he comes back

with another injury, that is.

Outman and Cahill are locks IMHO

Cahill has significantly improved over his last 6 starts. He’s seriously cut his BBs and upped his Ks. He went from walking more than he was striking out to showing decent, if not dominant control

Outman’s got a FIP around 4.5, but he’s had more footing than the other guys. He stays.

Then its whichever of Anderson or Vinny looks like the better choice to stay up.

Assuming Duke actually comes back though. And pitches effectively.

When?

I think its “if” at this point

Pepe at 89 pitchcount
then he will not throw a complete game shut out
Just tunin' in...

What the hell has happened to this team? (Not that I’m complaining)

Did someone find that napkin on which they wrote down Victor Conte’s cellphone number?

as a matter of fact, they did!
Aliens replaced the Athletics

want proof?

“Jack Hanahan” (sic) got a hit!

umpossible, normally.

Shhh

It’s a secret

Giambi said to tell no one

Davis has found the Mendoza line
Zastards! I was just typing that.
And now, has found his way back south of the border

I hope he took his passport.

Hannahan joins the hit parade? Wow.
So I'll say it.

Since Rajai’s my identified problem.

Since we’ve been on this tear, Rajai’s started every game, no?

Rajai Davis is the reason I'm stuck in life
ha talked me into moving to Florida.
he talked _me_ into buying a Slap Chop®!

No…wait….it was this guy:

I love his nuts.
Watch It

You’re gunna love my nuts

I'm addicted to that thing.

I turned the game off to listen to Vince rap.

Rajai Davis has exposed me to abestos
i don't think so...remember the sweeney catch when he hurt his knee...but since then yes
i hate how he shuffles down the line
I've never noticed before that Baltimore....

….has different caps for their alternate unis.

I kinda like them, in fact!

G gets the rest of the game off

Croz in at 1st

um...vince it's been way more than 21 scoreless by the a's
Not anymore.
24 scoreless (through 6 tonight)...not 21
are you sure?
I am still having difficulty wrapping my head around the idea of "Ace: Dallas Braden"
Davis got a good read on that one

(for once)

Aww, no more shutout.
there goes the shut out

homerun

damn.

there goes the shutout.

Damn, there goes the shutout.

well, damn!!!
There goes the shutout....
bomb

Braden sucks, get him outta there.

No three game shutout?

WTF? These guys suck.

Great Scott!

9-1

This might be a good thing as now Pepe won’t kill him self for the shutout

I hope Maz and Anderson punk

his sorry ass for giving up a solo shot.

Go Dallas!
nice catch Croz!
On ESPN MLB page. Ron Washington - Extension might not be picked up

Rangers would be stupid not to extend the man soon.

Come HOME RON!

rangers ARE stupid, so

shame for ron

maybe he can come back to oakland . . .

That story reminded me how much I love Ron Washington.
+10000000000000000000

We want Ron, we want Ron!

If Rangers don't keep Wash

we should grab him.

more like steal him back
Trade Crosby for him
I seriously hope they don't pick up the extension.

The Rangers are a better team with him on board.

Good lord, Juan Samuel is the O's 3B coach

Do you think he even knows the take sign?

Rotation ERA

Braden: 3.41
Outman: 3.02
Cahill: 4.33
Anderson: 4.87
Mazzaro: 0.00

Outman’s ERA is 2.51 in his last six starts if my calculations are correct and if you take away the two starts in which Cahill gave up seven earned runs each, his ERA is 2.43 for the year.

if you take away innings in which he's given up runs, he's got a 0.00 ERA

Hey, it wasn’t a total “out there” comment.

i know, just goofin'
If you take away days when I was stupid, I'm 9 years old.
If you take away my time in prison,

I’m not an ex-con.

If you take away .18% of my blood,

I’m completely sober.

Depending on which .18%, of course.
Problem is their WHIP

Outman and Mazzaro have nice WHIP, but Braden, Anderson and Cahill all have a WHIP at about 1.40

NO EDGAR - Let Braden pitch into the 8th and maybe the complete game

No edgar

I miss complete games on this team.
Has ther been even one this year?
don't think so

I was referring to Hudson/Mulder

I was thinking Norris, Langford, Keough, & McCatty,
I don't think a starter has even faced a batter in the 9th so far this year

though I think someone might have thrown an 8-inning CG on the road.

I miss hitters that hit over the Mendoza Line on this team.
Pie in CF

Pie Jeus Domine
Dona eis requiem
(thud)

[throws Harden on cart]
Jesu forgive me for misspelling your name
bring out your dead

Crosby is up....

ITS A WITCH! A WITCH!

No it's a duck
Looks more like a RiverCat to me.

Do they float?

Why a duck?

Oops — generation mixing.

If he weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood.

And therefore …

A Croz!

See the movie
The proper reply is, "Why notta a goose?"
Yup. You said it better.
I've seen "Holy Grail" a thousand times.

As I have “Cocoanuts” (the early Marx Bros. movie containing the classic “Why a duck?” routine).

why a chickens?
Dallas DONE..Fuck ...I HATE YOU GEREN YOU RETARD
he's throw 102 pitches...it's okay
Nine to one.

seventh inning. 101 pitches. Even Geren has this right.

Totally agree. Gonzalez is the right call here
That's a phrase I never thought I'd read (at least re: Edgar)
even springer is safe here
"Which pitcher should we drop from the roster?"
I would rather have Corky running the lineup card
Dang - does ANYTHING take Crosby a minute?
You'd need to ask Mrs. Crosby
Ask his wife

is that below the belt?

Dunno..

Ask Mrs. Crosby.

ask his boyfriend

Hey, come on, now.

Uhh, Dallas?

You cut your hand on a fricken medical kit last start. Maybe you could lay off the dugout roof chinups.

sippin' on an MGD...

speaking of, is Pam at the game?

She gets that fresh tapped taste in the bleachers.
cool!

so a good chunk of the womenfolk are at the game?

All of their good chunks!
a's win and no robert buan? it's like my birthday
"The training staff does a great job of getting on top of little things..."

It’s the big things they have problems with.

the best a's story of the year was when dallas braden cut his hand on the equipment case...our medical staff is horrible
Nice pronunciation of "repertoire" by Braden there

Impressive

I noticed that, too.

Those sophisticated Stockton folk and their Frenchified ways!

Please.

It’s “Stocktant.”

Stoquetonne
you know, I came home in a foul mood,

worked a long, stressful day, my house is a mess…but thanks to Vince, I’m now slapping my troubles away.

Life is good.

Tough guy Dallas!

Bloody stump?

The gauntlet has been thrown

"If Vin Mazzaro

comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

QOTM: Player Edition
Mazzaro's response:

“Yup. His.”

(Should be his response, anyway.)

E-GON!!! 1-2-3!!
Just checking: We have the ugliest rotation in baseball, right?
the Giants still have Randy Johnson

but yeah, not like the Big 3 days.

Hmmm...

Yeah, pretty much. Ry Sweeney is about the only thing holding down the fort these days.

Dallas

I think he is kinda cute.

Let's score 6 more and crank up our Pythagorean record.
that is hilarious

the old, dancing kettlecorn peddler

Sounds like someone's yelling

“We. want. Buck!”

might be the girls in the outfield.

might not be Buck.

Either that...

or WTF

This is what happens when I work late

Turn it on and it’s 9-1

What? Springer gets to pitch the 9th?
yeah

and Giese comes out to get the last out too, huh? LOL

I think somebody said

kk announced giese is out for the year and getting tommy john surgery

if they ever have to use springer

and rest the pen, this is when to do it

Turn it on...

Turn it on…

They reach into your room….

How's the screaming? Still going, or did they crash yet?
Oh hell no.

They will be up and screaming long after I pass out.

it's quarter after nine.

they’re good for another five hours.

I get the distinct impression....

….that the O’s aren’t very good.

true, and more importantly...

they are very good more than the A’s tonight at least, and hopefully for the whole weekend.

of course I meant "aren't very good"
That cleans up the syntax, for sure!
for anyone watching on TV

How does Wieters look? With all the drooling over him I would have expected him to have 4 RBI on his own and have 3 CS in this game alone

This guy can't do anything without a drink...
Well, Spring Got His Man

Ay Ay ay.

Oh Russ...

You are just….bad.

Bad, in what way?

I mean, I like the sound of that, but…go on…

Another huge crowd at the Coliseum, I see.
No acerbic comments on that K by Springer, I see.
mouth hanging in awe
and that's the ballgame!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn
That's the ballgame

Very nice guys

4 in a row!!!
A(lien)'s please stay on our planet

for about 90-100 days

Give the folks false hope

next thing they’ll want a 20-win streak

Beauterrific!
Oh yeah!

Let’s get on down!

I thought you'd try...

…to post this again.

Oooops...

That was supposed to link to this.

oh no.

I love Vince. But tradition’s tradition.

This is our song.

I agree,

I love that they still play this song after a win. It links it all back to when I was a kid, even if the stadium is completely different now.

that's 4:18 of pure gold
this was a sweet birthday present

and now to sleep — it’s really late where i am

happy birthday!

sleep well!

thanks
(and it's only 12:25...c'mon now!)
Why does mlb.tv not carry postgame interviews?

The radio postgame is available through mlb’s mediacenter?

I don't know.

Comcast’s broadcasts end so abruptly, it borders on rude.

GDA will continue with the postgame

Sometimes I’ve had trouble getting it if I wasn’t already tuned in though. Especially on the iPhone app

GDA?
Goats Doing Acid

Don’t ask.

sounds like Nico-nirvana.
that's the jailbroken iPhone app

allows you to smell the grass over the internet

Hey, I sent you that photo in confidence

No wait, it was in Tennessee. Never mind.

there's something very unseemingly about this picture

and the smiley dog one too

Rigor mortis is never pleasant
The upside down doggie's cute.
Victory is ours!

two 3-run jimmy jacks in one game? Nice birthday present for OaklandSi

Some promising news:

After the long fly out, Springer showed the good cutter with the last two hitters, better than I’ve seen in many, many outings from him. His problem has been pretty much what happened to Guthrie tonight: velocity ok but just no movement at all on his fastball. If he gets the movement back on his cutter, like he finally showed tonight, he’ll be fine – the guy actually does know how to pitch and looked good in April.

Holy Fuck

Stockton just lost a game to High Desert….

in 21 innings.

That's an honest day of work
Jordin!

A FREE CONCERT?!

And you’ll be there?! So.Fricking.Cool.

Talking to me?

Yes, going.

you a big jordin sparkz fan?
Not at all

I swear I didn’t know about the concert.

What is up with our pitching staff giving up one run?

Unacceptable! We’re up 9-0 when I lose the radio feed and then I come home to find we’ve given up a run. That means we were outscored 1-0 in the late innings. BS!

Seriously, what a great game! I love it when we get hot like this.

Unfortunately, it's only happened once this year

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