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Open Thread: Game 72 - A's vs. Rockies (cont)

Sloppy defense? Check.

Bad offense? Check.

Breaks not going our way? Check.

Typical A's game so far? Check.

Dallas Braden fails to avoid the big inning this time. Halfway through and the A's are in big danger of losing their first home game to the Rockies in over a decade, down 4-0.

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roomy.
But not Trainman's.
good call.

For Trainman:

no roomy.

Let's Go A's! Let's Go A's! Let's Go A's!
this thread better be lucky
bow chicka bow wow?
do you remember when the A's had two games in a row with no Errors?

I’m having a hard time.

uno dos tres

Boys are fast tonight.

Okay.

This game is pathetic and sad. Friday threads are supposed to be fun and all that.

So…

a dead dog isn't going to make us feel better!

but it was good up until that.

I dunno.

The whole thing was so pathetic, I thought it was funny. And I love dogs.

This isn't funny! Who was that bastard that killed my dog?!?!?
oh I don't really even think he had a dog
Especially in a nice shabu shabu!
plus,

the whole pathetic nature of the victim reminded me of us as A’s fans…

i don't know what to say to that
Mama-se, mama-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa
I don't know why I torture myself with this.

It’s 4:30am and I’m bored rigid, again. Terrible, terrible baseball team.

It would be even more tortuour to watch them there.
wow

Have you stayed up or gotten up early?

I was asleep for most of today - got my results yesterday and

went out to celebrate. I’ve got work in half an hour, so to answer your question: got up early.

Isn't it a fireworks game??
Wait,

isn’t 67M there again tonight?

Honestly, I don't think any single aspect of the A's has disappointed me more

than the seeming acceptance, from its leaders, of continued sloppy play and mental lapses. “Oh well, tomorrow’s another day.” I want to dress Bob Geren up in a Mary Poppins dress and shoot him. ka-BAM, ka-BAM!!

And no, I don't mean it literally, violence is bad, blah blah blah
but cross-dressing is a hoot!
WOW!!!

Nico, you go on summer vaca and get all violent or sumpin’. LOL

I noes!!!!!!

I just hate Mary Poppins. And midget clowns.

midget clowns are hot.
just a fifth full of jack daniels makes the game go down, the game go down.....
in the most delightful way....
agreed...it's one thing to suck

it’s another to suck, not hustle, make errors and boneheaded plays and act like everything is swell.

Yes, that's what I was trying to say

I just put it in a “violently assault someone” kind of way.

A violent assault an icon kind of way.

Shame on you.

Typically if you're playing a hot club...

….you want to score more runs than they do.

I just got home and finished dinner

The A’s are getting shut out by Jason Hammel?

I’m tired of this pathetic team.

grover in a game thread!
And now I exit, g'nite
he's not much of a game thread fan....
... rare than a Hannahan RBI
oops, rareR

preview fail

As an aside,

I wonder how many people we’d have to bean before they made us forfeit the game.

In MLB 2K8, it was 7
There is just no sign of life on this team.
Alright, I'm shopping for a new laptop.

Any recommendations?

Night all

The couch is calling. Please be well, peace be with you.

The AL is beating the NL in IL Play in spite of

our team which will be 5-11 and Cleveland which is 5-10

They even said on MLB Tonight that going from the AL to the NL is like going to AAA. And that was Barry Larkin and Sean Casey etc. They should know what they are talking about

And Geren adheres way too rigidly to the 100 pitch thing.

…not that it matters in this particular game.

lame of him to even bother to pull Braden in this spot
100 pitches braden

57 pitches other guy.
wow

And Geren adheres way to rigidly to being the pathetic individual that he is
"Relax responsibly"

Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?

"Get drunk at home"
Yar, ya beat me to it
While filing your taxes in a timely manner
If you're gonna get reeeeel fucked up, sit your ass down at home

At least, that’s what I take it to mean. Advice taken!

We are like peas and carrots.
"Don't sue us when some fool destroys your property after drinking our product."
I really don't get Ziegler being used in the 6th inning of a game they're down by four in
Oh for fuck's sake
woo.

we’re good.

Oh ... brother ...
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
This is... ridiculous.
Now THERE's some baseball!
a comedy of errors out there
I might go get some beer after this game is over
This outfield needs to be less Lucy Van Pelty
3 Es tonight?
That goes in as a hit
How do the pitchers keep from strangling the offense/defense in their sleep?

This is a serious question.

lack of Mary Poppins costumes?
Have one on us, A's staff!

Wh-ait

She’s been beheaded!!! Who can photoshop Geren’s head onto that???

I think we need some magic chalk to draw ourselves the picture of the perfect season

we can all step into forever!!! Super-cali-etc.

Even though the sound of it....

…is something quite atrocious!

KK says WELL DESERVED BOOS FROM THE FANS

Fuck you no good MF’ers

Good on Ya KK, He says

“People pay money to come to the ballpark. This is unacceptable”

Fire that bastard now and make the team take fielding practice until 4 in the morning

I liked that line too...
i'd like to hear BB or geren saying it was unacceptable

they must be too busy sitting around with their thumbs up their asses

was that too vulgar??

Cust is still a disaster in the outfield

He’s gone from “shouldn’t even be out there” to “mediocre” but that still isn’t very good.

Cust should never be allowed in outfield again

This is supposed to be a professional baseball team.

Meanwhile, Buck's in Triple-A
Yeah, but he didn't participate in the mandatory

“We love Geren, Geren is good” chant that time in April.

I disagree.

He’s gone from “mediocre at best” to “shouldn’t even be out there”.

Wow, Korach didn't pull any punches there.

He’s usually so mellow and cheerful, it’s a shock to hear him call the team out like that.

yup.

kinda cool, actually.

That was just awesome.
Yup.

Nice to know somebody in the organization thinks of us. Go Ken!

Korach will probably be fired

for dissing his team. (sorta J/K)

I think it’s great that he spoke up because he is fucking disgusted in this team.

they wouldn't fire KK.
Fired? How about named manager tomorrow?

Please?

Luckily for him, the KCRA signal doesn't reach the A's front office
QOTM

Gotta get some in the list.

KTRB, sorry
Make a note of it, whoever's checking later!
I would love to be able to wave a magic wand

and make sure only Colorado Fans attend the game and that all A’s fans are banned from the ballpark until drastic changes are made.

That would send a message.

Or we could have all A’s fans in attendance, Boo relentlessly

But Alas, I am not that powerful.

mike myer's Deiter on SNLive

“this haz grown tiresome, touch the monkey”

That was an amazing play by Cabrera.

Could have saved the inning.

It was nice.

Bummer that what should have been a routine double play had to turn into an amazing play by Cabrera just to get 1 out.

Cust -- Kennedy

Didn’t anyone say ANYTHING after the last time this happened two weeks ago????

Well, I could've seen that play going a *lot* worse.

At least we got an out.

There's a positive attitude!

Ice cream for everyone after the game!

LOL

I did, really.

Woo! I love ice cream!

Let’s go ice cream! [clap clap clapclapclap]

I just ate 3 Klondike Bars
What would the A's do for a Klondike bar?? Maybe you're on to something!
Fenton's after the game. Who's with me?
Mmmm... Fenton's....
:-(

<misses Oakland >

Personally, I'd settle for a real burrito and an It's-It
It's also like a minute walking from my house. Danger.
My first apartment in Oakland was about a 5-minute walk
How can you live in a 5-minute walk?
... away from Fenton's.

I’m checking Mapquest now to see if I’m remembering correctly. That was about 20 years ago.

Mapquest says 1.01 miles.

so I guess maybe more than 5 minutes. But I did walk it. I didn’t have a car then.

My monkey threw down the gaunlet earlier today.

We’re having an ice cream off next week.

My horse is Breyers. His is Blue Bell.

there are some really feeble "Let's Go Oakland" chants in the stands tonight.
mainly from 67M,

who doesn’t want us to ban him from EVER ATTENDING EVER AGAIN.

They're probably appreciative Colorado fans
Disoriented Raiders fans.
I know D-Bart hasn't set the world on fire

But I like him. I don’t know why, yo. But I do.

This game reminds me of the sort of game the Warriors often played a few years ago

Uninspired, sloppy, bad.

Someone I know was at one of those games and there just happened to be a very quiet moment when he got up and yelled, “You guys suck! I’m going home!” and pretty much everyone there heard it.

I’d like to hear something like that at this game.

But look at them Warriors now

Stephen Curry, and perhaps a shiny new Amare Stoudamire.

Hannahan now hitting .188

Just thought I would slip that in there

Go A’s

soon it will be a number that is survivable without space suit
He and Croz are battling for most offensive suckitude.
LOL @ Geren

So he uses Ziegler for two outs in the 6th and he’s probably going to bring Breslow in to face Helton in the 7th when they might as well give Ziegler another inning anyway?

Jesus Christ, Cust is still hitting in the 2 spot.
I was advocating that (The #2 spot)

but right now the 10 spot is the best place for him. On the bench with 6 other regulars.

Time for some AAA kids who will play with enthusiasm.

This team has been Gerenified

Even though the former can gauge a changeup better.
Damn, 3Ks already for Cust?
Maybe the A's just love fireworks and really don't want to waste any time before getting to see them
ahh, the most interesting man in the world.
I don't always drink beer,

but when I do, I prefer Colt .45.

yah! or Olde Engiish 800 etc etc etc
Guns N Roses said it best:

Night Train.

Love this: "People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions."

Why do I find that so funny?

It's hilarious, that's why.

NRAF here. Who said this of whom?

Commerical for Dos Equis beer.

Featuring “the most interesting man in the world”.

So.

What the hell did I miss while I was gone?

zombies have eaten the brains of our manager.

and were left very hungry.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate these lame A's commercials
It makes me sad that they used Geren's "Vitamin Man" nickname.

I mean, I’m all for having a commercial about Ryan’s defense, but the voiceover is just sad.

Even the guy doing the voiceover sounds bored
Am I allowed to cry womanly tears now?
yes.

let it flow.

Yes

Let out your frustrations.

Go for it, baby. It's okay.
Well then I'll be back.
We're supposed to ask permission first?
Well you don't want to have an awkward conversation later, do you?
How many times do you think they tell Fosse to pimp HD each game?
I don't know but I just gave Kuiper a TWSS after he said he could use HD to find his ball.
Ka see yah
A's rated most intelligent team in MLB?

Obviously based on off-field measurements!

didn't test managers.
That does not include management

from top to bottom.

when they start saying things like that

its like loosing college football teams that get pounded, to pass the time the announcers bring out the academic metrics.

Hmph

Most college years =/= most intelligent.

OMG I try so hard to watch this team.
well, you sure haven't been talking to us.
Hi! Chat chat chat
response chat chat
How goes?

Anyone have any ex-wife stories tonight? ANYthing would be better than this

Oh god, do we have to go there tonight?
I bought her a cell phone and rented her a storage unit.

I’ve done all I can do from 2,500 miles away.

I'm just kidding ;-)
I'm not an ex-wife!
You don't need to incite them.
morale's too low to be incited.
See, I try hard NOT to watch.
it's almost like an accident scene...we can't help it
Kind of a boring accident.
Woohoo, they got Atkins out!!
Holliday must hate these jokers

they are literally costing him money with their sucking

He'd been costing himself some the past three weeks, too
Holliday should learn how many outs there are in an inning before complaining
No I think he can still complain
Well shit. If Matt Holliday can complain about the A's, I can most certainly complain about Matt Holliday.
Let's complain twice and say we thought it was three times!
And then throw our helmet on the ground with disgust!
Speaking of fireworks...

…I noticed they’re legal just about everywhere in Sacramento County. I’m gettin’ me some this weekend.

Let's go, Smarty-Pants.
nice grab. cold comfort
I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
keep it to yourself.

this place is loaded with freaks.

Where? Where?

{frantically looks around}

ah, on the re play......hah, missed it
Vitamin something-or-other, then?
Hmmm....good sell Swooney?
Oh, yeah

He trapped the hell out of it.

Haha, just saw the replay.

Yeah, we caught a break on that one. Nice, Ryan.

Aw, Ryan and Dale bonding in the dugout…

meh..it seems appropriate

Jason. Bunt.
G would rather pull it into the shift and slip toward mendoza territory
So the A's have graduated from sucking against LHP to sucking against everyone
Sadly true
We have just graduated to a .234 Team batting average

And like .222 for the month.

Among hitters with enough PAs to qualify,

A’s have the 1st, 8th, and 15th lowest batting averages in the AL.

And that’s not counting Crosby or Hannahan.

Barton coming on strong
There has never been anyone worse ..........

…… but can anyone think of another player (a regular) on any MLB team, anytime, that is/has been as bad as Cust? What the hell is Beane thinking, putting out a product like this. How can you ask people to pay money to watch crap like this? A total disgrace.

If the Guantanamo inmates were forced to watch the A’s, the human rights crowd really would have a valid torture claim.

To be fair

We are still way better than the nationals

Although I’d definitely rather watch that product. At least for them losing = hunter bryce

Absolutely

Cust hits homers and walks a fair amount. That stuff is useful. Neifi Perez was a much worse player.

the second half of that is pretty offensive
Hi everyone

Great game, huh? But just think, if we hadn’t given up 4 runs, we could be tied at 0-0. W00t!

Or rather

We could be leading 1-0!!!!

Really, Jason Hammel is not this good
Insert [pitcher name] is not this good

for most games

zombies

thriller video group > a’s tonite

Wait, what does that mean?
He can run slowly around the bases

And then I think something happens with the scoreboard or something? It’s been a while so I’m kinda fuzzy on the details.

Pfffft, big deal. I see our guys running slowly around the bases all the time.
Well at least it's not a shut out.

And now that idiotic three-run inning comes back to haunt us.

Shocking

Kurt still cares

nice going zooks

we’ll get u help someday

Or

You’ll be on a better team someday.

another hit!
no shutout tonight

i celebrate the little things

I can haz run(z)?
Yes, but just one.

I don’t want it to spoil your dinner.

Giambi broke out the roids?
Well jeez, maybe I should've said something about Hammel sooner
Nine game hitting streak for OCab, no?

Only forty seven more games to go!

Back up to .235

Now two or three more hits and …………………………………

Oh God, Nomar has a bat in the dugout
It's okay

They can’t turn a double play in this inning.

Better than a glove, methinks.
I laughed ...

when Vince said, “And remember, Nomar Garicaparra is looming in the dugout.”

Sorry. I love Nomar. But Nomar just does not loom any more.

mayve if he were making a blanket.
Looming, you say?

I mostly liked that he was examining the bats very closely

“hm, which one of these is best for grounding out on the first pitch”

what I want to know is what is wrong with Barton?

Has anyone written on this?

He's poor at baseball.

There, I’ve written about it.

I dunno. He was heating up in Sacramento but he's not getting any real consistent time up here to get in a groove
he had consistent time all of last year and never got in a groove
If Sweeney and Barton somehow get on

No way Hannahan hits

So much for that
This isn't very nice.

They’re making me hope.

I know nothing good will come of this.

Mistah Apodaca, Mr. Bob Apodaca
DANCE iglew DANCE!!!!!!
I did! I did!
If you add Hannahan and Barton together...

you get a .251 hitter

Ta Da!

we're gonna see Street tonite!
and he is going to lock the already barred and locked door
only if we are lucky
That home run by Zook was so lifeless

Where’s the life?!?!

Casilla trying to get ERA under 6. woohoo
i don't know what's happened with him

he’s been one of the biggest dissapointments for me, this year – he looked tremendous for the first couple of games, and then… well. i don’t think we need to discuss what occured next

if you recall last year

same thing happened before injury v after.

right, be he's been poor from very early on, this time around, no?

he clearly has immense talent. oh well.

Casilla overthrows a lot in high pressure situations

His mental makeup is not good enough for closer, or even setup status yet.

He got hurt and went on the DL

It’s possible that it’s taken him a while to feel healthy again.

Luckily we had Springer to pick up the slack!
IF Barton and Hannahan both get on base we will win

IF not, we will lose. I think that means we have 1% chance of winning!

ugh damn you Nomar
that just dropped to .5%
It's OK to PH for Barton

But not for Hannahan

at least nomar is predictable
So is that what looming looks like?

Not very impressive, really.

More offense, please
i got some late late salmon grillin to do

as i smell the aroma of the smoking alder chips

So what was the point of pinch-hitting Nomar there?

Trying to make Hammels throw fewer pitches?

maybe it was meant to wring every last bit of hope out of us
It worked!!!
I think all the looming was bothering Nomar's calf.
Yeah. Pinch hit for Barton but not for Hannahan

That makes perfect sense.

It's so crazy that it might work!

In an alternate world or in a movie where a friendly screenwriter could write the script to make events fall our way.

okay.

How about this one?

Ziggy next to Ms Chuckie?
DONT SWING JACK
Just got here and realize how much we suck

Time for some rum

you are a mind reader...i just poured some
hello again

did you ever try that hot buttered rum popcorn I suggested? ;-)

Bailey up???

Is Geren insane??

Yes. Did you have other questions, or just the one?
Hammel has to be done

allowing Hannahan to get on base

Bailey. Warming. Up.

Sigh.

WHYYYYYY
I dont think Geren plans to win tomorrow

that is my guess

Because our manager is a moron
Daily Bailey

Because, y’know, Geren fails at this managing thing.

we should have two game threads from now on

Sober thread and drunk thread

but which will be more fun?
Are you serious?
Why in the world would you want that?

I like the drunk thread idea, though.

dont want to trouble sober people with my miserable ranting?
I thought it was the sober people throwing the bitch fit

I’m nicely toasted and rather enjoying this game.

as someone who's always sober,

I must say I rather enjoy drunken companions.

It's a matter of degree, old chap

My friends at 7 beers? Great. At 17? Ehhhhhhhhhh.

Yeah, well,

that acutely esplains my sobriety. I was a 17…

I think we at 17 would be a riot

Legally speaking.

I was riotous unto myself.
Geren...

LEAVE BAILEY ALONE!!!!

New solution for getting rid of Geren

Rajai has to tell the world that Bob touched him in a naughty place.

Where do we send him money
it would explain what he's still doing in on a major league roster....
if only that was the only playing time rajai got

sorry too easy

It's OK, Rajai

Show us on the Stomper doll where Geren touched you.

HAHA
Um...Raj, you don't have a trunk.
QOTM

Pictures with words edition.

it's my fault

i was thinking of have bailey’s but i decided on rum instead. bob must have picked up on the vibes and thought BB was telling him to warm up bailey.

I'm yelling at the TV now.

This game sucks.

want some of my rum??
Did it ever not suck?
Cust catching up to last yr's K pace
Dexter Fowler's throw???
A bounce pass, I think.
That was his Raul Ibanez imitation
Lawn Darts!!!
Lawn darts

The best damn throw.

Cust takes revenge on the new pitcher
Mini-tease
you called it

perfect lead in to Geren post game quote “those guys never quit.”

ok Holliday

I swear if you HR we will trade you

Ricky Rubio might be available.

I hear he doesn’t want to sign with the T Wolves.

lawn dart

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That one makes me laugh every single time
we've actually done that

when we play softball. Right center pretends to throw the ball to 3rd but spikes the grass, man on first runs to second, thinking ball is going to 3rd, but the shortstop picks up the ball and throws out the runner on second….

…..but we’re mostly drunk

... Mostly

I love you.
Oh, Christ I'm so glad someone else thought that was funny
The tying run is actually at the plate!
But Holliday thinks there are three outs and won't come to the plate!
saved by the pitching change
Man it sure would be sweet for holliday to give the new pitcher a good oakland welcome
You mean strike out?
and the subsequent pulled hammy
don't forget the calf strain
OK, Peralta really, really sucks big time

Even an A’s hitter should be able to make hay of this loser

LOL he has a 1.42 ERA

I forgot to check that since he’s in the NL

Damn slegnA winning big time
C'mon Matty!

Go yard, big boy!

oh, things got interesting. how titalating
word choices change a few drinks deep
No strikes for Holiday
Crap. Now the bases are loaded for Giambi.
The Tease is on!
Sung to the tune of 'The Heat Is On'
Smart move. Walk the only guy who can hit.
Wow

pls oh pls.

Good eye, Matty!

JG!

C’mon, greybeard!

Go yard, old man!

Giambi is 1-1 with a HR

Repeat please!!!!!!

and 2 BB's

I prefer the hit

Go ahead run at the plate in the form of Jason G.
C'mon, HBP!!
there goes his pitch
Is that a True Outcome?
Guess we'll get Bailey in the 9th no matter what
Keep your eye on the ball please G.
Crap fastballs.
i feel like a fish on a line...the tease hooks me every time
you wouldn't be here if it didn't.
We're like stock characters in a romantic comedy
or cannon fodder in a war.
Forward, Geren cried from the rear

And the front rank di-i-ied

C'mon, JG!

Justify my forgiving you!

BB coming and then Zoks
AAAACK! Gameday Audio conks out now!
3-2 pitch coming up...
Splitter, just fouled it off
B'ed 4-2
Thanks, both of you!
Oh, thanks Gameday, too.

Kicked right back in immediately after the third out. In time for the ads.

Full count, bases juiced!
foul ball, we'll do it again.
I can see the needles sticking out of them
Nice to see no life in the dugout
i was thinking that too
double ties it up
i am not flipping that salmon...if its burnt and he k's..ack
quick!

go flip it!

Walk!

And I don’t mean Bob!

Walk, run in
Suzuki goes to right?
Well, he sorta did
Zooks coming up!
Good evening A's fans

Just arrived but would sure like to see the good part.

if so, we did all the hard watching, and you benefit from the fruits of our labor
Huh. I was expecting a strikeout.

Low expectations make scoring a run so much better.

time for his first career multi-hr game
Come on Kurt

Repeat your last at bat

Surprised they didn't just go after Giambi

with the fastball. I’m happier with Suzuki needing a single to tie the game.

Here comes Herb Washington!
Embry plays for the Rockies?!
And they've won 18 of 19?
See what firing your manager can do?
how?!
he must have only appeared in the one loss
freaking pop up
Crap

hey, i just sat down to eat, pulled the mac book up by my

plate of salmon and see this crap.

You'd have preferred some other crap?
And we're spent
well at least we got a baseball game
Can we switch Zooks AB's?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Looks like I picked the right night to see The Hangover
Is there a wrong night? (lately)
Good point

Wish we could score more points :-(

Ethier just hit his 3rd home run of the night
Well, Buck...

is at AAA.

thanks for trading him Beane
We can't have players like that around

Showing up the rest of the team.

Hey, it got us the 2006 ALCS

Frankly, I was pretty happy with that.

seems like a deal with the devil
Mayhap

But we got plenty of ‘tweener outfielders. I’ll take the shot at glory. ‘Course, I’m biased. One of my fondest A’s memories is that sweep against the Twins.

I was happy too but then got rid of Bradley.

Not a long enough return.

But he wasn't really as good as Buck in AA
I have a wound

Thanks for the salt!

Bailey is on to save the loss
Bailey???

WTF?

Hmm, didn't realize he hadn't pitched in a week
WTF. I get a phone call and pause the game and in that time

the A’s load the bases, put on a full Tease, and then fail.

Hopefully Street comes in and we rip him all over the yard.
Street is due for a bad game

actually

No wait- He'll K 3!
All looking. That's what I'm calling
Seriously?

Fire Geren

I really hope Ellis @ 2nd, AK @ 3rd starts some chemistry.

So tired of Strand a man’s whiffle bat.

Okay, that clip from '06 is seriously gonna make me cry.

Better days…

Bailey is the shit (in the good way)
Don't tempt Sooner a second time.
If there's another picture of crap, I'm removing it.
was someone doing a crap study?

so carefully posed.

seriously.

horrifying enough the first time.

That was gross
I'm sorry.

It was meant as a kind of two-fer with the dam.

Apologies for overdoing it!

Trainman is hardcore

If he doesn’t approve then you know it’s bad.

quick inning

thank god,

u just know that Geren will need him tomorrow and Sunday too.

here go, well i am up for it
I like how we maneuvered shrewdly to get Crosby up

against a right-handed slider specialist.

He's had lots of practice

This is where it pays off.

Pls dont pull this 4-3 w/ runners on 2nd and 3rd crap again guys.
KK says for Street, a comeback year

No, it’s called being in the NL

Now lets light him up.

Let's hit my old friend here!
Huston looks especially young for some reason...

but still pretty of course…

come on Huston

take a walk down memory lane!

Huston Street, you're breaking my heart.

…this is so strange.

Let's go Ryan!

Make it interesting.

the sad thing is that Sweeney thinks he did
okay bobby, do your thing
Swing and pathetically miss sliders on the outside corner?
well

that out was INTERESTING
but not effective

Hey. Ryan.

No one said you could hurt Huston, even though he’s on the other team.

Crosby.

Good night.

10 Games Under

Please God, let there be a tirade with violence in the clubhouse

i wanna see a chair explode on the clubhouse wall
I want Beane to throw some chairs around.
Violence with furniture only

No injuries just damaged furniture

Geren could injured a little bit

No broken bones. Maybe a bruise or two though. I could deal with that.

quickly 0 and 2 and then quickly OH slider, whiff!
Classic Croz -boner
Tee hee.

That was humorous.

Talk about a nightmare matchup

Sliders to Bones. Sheesh.

Never could have predicted he'd strike out on a slider

Never.

haha Huston clearly knows Croz
KK said it best

“A very disappointing performance tonight by the A’s”

Ken was awesome tonight

Totally professional but incredibly honest.

for better or for worse, this is why I like him
This was such a lackluster showing.

Is management watching? And do they care?

Apparently no, and no.
Do you sort of feel like Oakland Managment

Is similar to Carnival’s?

BoCro is there already

Is that from Moneyball the movie?
No they do not care

If they gave a flying F, things would already have changed

Lew Wolff is the devil. Sell the team PLEASE.
To think I almost bought a ticket for this game...

Pls guys stop the suck-fest.

The home of A's baseball

is ESPN Classic, not Comcast.

"Crosby doing whatever he can to get on base"

Except take a pitch.

C’est la vie. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel tomorrow, y’all.

I'm sure it was already said today

Milton Bradley pulled by Pinella, ordered out of his uniform, for smashing the water cooler.

Andre Eithier hits three home runs, 14 for the season now.

As for Oakland, now over 70 games

and not so much as a brushback pitch. Ladies and gentlemen, your polite and indifferent 2009 Oakland A’s.

Bob Geren is a good man
years ago I had a supervisor who

looked just like the father in the Family Circus. His management approach to any even mild conflict, basically disagreements that alarmed him “now just be nice”

Unfortunately being nice never works in the long-term
starts with the manager in the dugout

grooming guys for the call to the Big Show…“keep a positive mental attitude…accent the positive..”

This is the pinnacle of the sport. Let’s get some swagger (oh, he plays for NYY now).

unfortunately

i don’t know if swisher would make a difference right now

There would be some mirth at least.
Perhaps our boys need a ride in the Mirthmobile

Shitty Beatles. Are they any good?

They SUCK!

So it's not just a clever name
I think he would

There is no fire in the damn dugout.

we are currently lacking in talent everywhere but the pitcher's mound and catcher's circle

fire is not the problem

we are lacking talent

and fire

Sorry to everyone that watched the entire game

Two innings was painful enough for me.

If you manage your expectations, it's not so bad
also, drinking helps.
Ding!

You are correct, mademoiselle.

How Appropriate

I am playing Yahoo Pyramids and the security word when I sign on is BARF

I still like Huston
since he changed his position on the rubber

and his arm slot thusly got fixed, he’s been lights out.

Why couldn't he have figured

that out last season?

because he was hurt?
rhetorical??

He didn’t do it on his own. It was in concert with the coaching staff.

Slightly rhetorical.

Now, why haven’t the A’s fired the coaching staff yet? (This is rhetorical.)

I think the A's have been putting out so many fires over the past few years-

due to injuries, I don’t even know how they would have had time. It felt like 08 most of the pen was on the DL every couple months.

Hmmmm...

I wonder if the guys will talk to Huston and ask him “how did you guys get rid of your manager?”

You would think that the genius Geren could've pinch hit for Crosby with Powell in that last at bat?
not sure it would have mattered

Huston had the slider today

Righty vs. lefty matchup would've at least had a chance.

With Crosby up it was a foregone conclusion.

Well, Megan Fox will cheer me up tomorrow

Nothing like cars and a hot girl on a 50 ft tall screen

well, be warned that it is an atrocious movie
It doesn't sound

like “Citizen Kane” is exactly what cuppingmaster is going there for in the first place.

thank you

atrocious but entertaining is what I expect.

i think entertaining may be stretching it

i thought the filming was terrible – the camera moves too quickly for the robot action sequences, so its hard as hell to even know what’s going on in those scenes.

God, I love Dallas Braden.
what did he say?
He rated his performance tonight

“poor to very poor” (which it wasn’t), said that his lack of run support doesn’t bother him because he sees it as a personal challenge to go out there and dominate for 9 innings every time he’s handed the ball, and he never let’s an opposing pitcher’s performance dictate what he does or thinks.

whoa, errant apostrophe.
he's a competitor

reminds me a bit of hudson in his persona. but a lot weirder.

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