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Open Thread: Game 66 - A's at Padres (cont.)

No, you win!"
"No, you win!"
"No, you win!"
"No, no, you win!"

3-3 in the top of the 5th.

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It's obvious who should be DH-ing for us
spacious...
This game is so lame

that you can start a new thread in the middle of an inning with a man on base, and no one minds.

too true
and the baseball gods punish Nico
That's not the baseball gods.

That’s just residual suckitude.

is he gonna be promoted to A's bench coach?

where he has to constantly say: “yes sir, Mr. Geren sir! An excellent decision! Rajai is an amazing player!”

Actually, I started it between innings

It just takes Edgar Gonzalez a long time to run to first base.

In good news, slegnA, Rangers and M's are all losing

small victories!

It would be a great time for a W.
our pitcher has half of our hits
this season.
New Thread brings DP #6

since the 1st inning last night.

Bookended by Kurt

Yes, Good to see the slegnA give up 3 bombs so far. I should say 1/25th of the slegnA roster in Joe Saunders

billingsley is moving down the slegnA
Aided by picking off Figgins
I bet Barbara is proud
and the beaver
She's probably had a rough day because Ward was watching

the US Open instead of mowing the lawn.

yeah, but that Eddie Haskell will screw it all up
That was a wonderful 1-2-3 inning, Mrs. Cleaver
Wow, whaddaya know?

Rajai non-fail.

The good news is that Rajai caught it!

The great news is that he might have injured himself!!

LOL

if only we were so lucky

Braden's gonna have trouble taping up a #11 on that chain-link out there
Good play by Davis

Saving the meatball that Gonzalez served up.

Rajai, I know you feel bad about missing that ball,

but hurting yourself isn’t going to solve anything other than giving me some serious schadenfruede.

Edgar Gonzalez Jr.

He should seriously consider a career as an OF as opposed to a pitcher. He’d probably be better that way.

Hopefully

this is his last inning because he’s not fooling anyone

But then we have our vaunted BP so I guess it doesn’t matter who pitches

Last out please!!

Poor Jack Cust

He can’t be comfortable out there.

Kennedy sure is no Ellis out there defensively
If it weren't for his bat, I'd say yank E. Gonazlez
I'm back in if you want me to take over
Go for it.
Lacey Underall?
Eileen Overlook
I've always wanted to be a golf club.
Carl Lipbaum died last week.

He was a good caddy and a good kid.

“He was a brown-noser, Lew. You hated him.”

Is Yankee Speedy's brother?
Wait, I just noticed their pitcher is batting 8th.

Does the other guy suck that bad, or was the starting pitcher a good hitter.

Bud Black's trying to be like LaRussa
he needs to drunkenly fall asleep in his car while waiting for the light to change

before he can REALLY be like LaRussa

I was just going to say that

LaRussa does that quite a bit

good effort i guess

I think I've finally pinpointed Edgar Gonzalez' main problem: He sucks.
You are quite an analyst
the question is which one

or which sucks more

Definitely Edgar
Why is Outman not in there?

Did he get injured or something?

yes.

Looks like an injury, but no official word yet that I’ve heard.

Fosse said "forearm tightness"
not to get technical sounding
Yup. Elbow tightness or something.
yes

i forget what someone posted earlier… arm tightness?

isn't every day a dog day at the coliseum?
I had quite a good time there last Thursday afternoon.

Not a dog day that day at least.

Man I'm really wanting to see an a's home game!!!
I went to the A's/Giants game on Friday.

First time at the SF stadium ($37.50 for a bleacher seat!) and I gotta say I had a much better time at the rickety old Coliseum in Oakland. Much more enjoyable.

Yeah I've seen two games at that park

Its fancy and all but I’ll take the gritty homeyness of the Coli anytime!

lets! go! oakland!

It sounds like they are chanting that

does every team have the same rally cry?

I liked it better when we said..

“Let’s Go a’s”!

I do miss our unique chants

The 3-beat “let’s go a’s”
the marco x-x- scutaro xxxx- chant
there was even a Dan Johnson chant.

yeah. Dan. Johnson.

And the classic "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ____?" "HE'S A BUM!"
I always associated that cheer with the Giants

and it made me think less of them.

That, and the stoopid whoooOOOP…..WWHOOOoooop when a pitcher is warming up in the bullpen. That might be my top pet peeve in baseball

The wave.
Way out West
I'll fucking stab something, I swear to god.

Tonight REALLY isn’t the night.

Easy now

I was only giving you a bit of shit

There's a brand new dance that's sweepin the nation
just throw a knife into the middle of the a's outfield and get lucky
I was growing up when the wave started to be a big deal at baseball stadiums

so I can’t hate it. Also, if you repudiate the wave, you repudiate Crazy Karl

Crazy George?
history fail

67M, I’m ready for my spanking

I knew what ya meant
I missed it.

So I’ll spank myself first.

making me wait is punishment enough
had you worried, huh?
He worked for our local MISL indoor soccer team

and the crowds were intense. Now I’m embarrassed that I ever loved the Wichita Wings.

Don't care.

Pay attention to the GAME GOING ON, not to the rest of the people in the stands.

you mean like here?
What?

I was watching something else.

she's at the game, mike
I didn't even mean her.

Not at this moment, anyway.

Messing with you man.
Lemme get to the bottom of this Makers Mark

Then I’ll be better.

Currently pissed off about a) Losing the soccer game, b) people quitting after said soccer game leaving us without enough players for next week, c) guys who were supposed to show up not coming, and d) referees who suck ass.

Other than that, I’m good.

You had me at "losing".
That too.

I should really quit playing because I’m such a competitive asshole, but I can’t stop because I’m such a competitive asshole.

You're doing Makers Mark too?

That’s what I’m using to wash out the taste of those Cheez-Its and Doritos.

You ate both, huh?

I heard bad things happen when you combined them.

Yeah, I'm an elitist bastard like that.

I scoff at JD.

Well, Tennessee and Kentucky

They’re sooooo different

JD is just too sweet

I dunno what it is.

Gentleman Jack is good, but plain JD makes my stomach turn.

I grew up on Wellars

cuz that’s all my parents had around the house.

Sweet?

I hadn’t ever really thought of it that way.

Well the only fair thing is to buy some of both and do some serious taste testing. In the interests of science.

Compared to MM, yes
LF bleachers at the Coliseum were doing that in the early 80s, if not before

It woulda been pretty hard to do that at Candlestick back then — none of the seats in the OF were that close to the players.

It was before.
Is that the same tune as the old Ivy League chant?

I heard it from a good friend of my mother’s, who went to Yale in the 1950s: “What’s the color of horseshit? Brown, Brown, Brown.”

When I was about 11 years old I thought that was really really funny.

that's funny at any age, iglew
Sounds like it would scan the same way

They key with the HE’S A BUM! chant is to repeat it nonstop for a few innings. It’s like a koan.

Do you remember?

Hey Gorman, do you know what you are? You’re 0-for-4! Zero! Zero! Zero! ZEROOOOOO!

I remember Gorman Thomas, but I don't remember that one

I used to sit in RF until about 84 or 85, so I might have been too far away to hear it back when Thomas was still with the Brewers.

They called him Pizza Face.

I don’t think he liked it.

Kids are mean.

I played baseball with this really short, smelly, pizza-faced kid and one of our pitchers called him “Sheetsofpizzaironmangleeza”

Was anyone at the baltimore game back in the day

when the chant went a lil diff that night…. “what’s the matter with BJ he likes _um” … umm yea not making that up

it was said to BJ Suroff obviously
I was at win #6 against the Jays

people dont even wait for someone else to say Scutaro anymore.

I was at one of those Weds dollar days a few years back where me and my 19 best friends saw a game together and a buddy of mine sitting on the 1st base side finished the chant for me. We toasted ourselves with a collective sense of smug satisfaction.

clap clap clapclapclap
Man, the strikezone of the ump at the Dodgers/slegnA game is tighter than...

well, it’s tight.

Alyssa Milano before she was embraced by the vampire

and several major-leaguers

http://www.instantrimshot.com/
i guess

i should have put that NOT in the subject:
http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Damn. My volume was much higher than I anticipated
haha sorry about that
I could fill that in for you

but it would be offensice, so I will not do so.

I could give you a clue though

So did I miss anything?

Right now I don’t give a fuck, but I figure I’d ask anyway.

Yeah. I think the A's are playing

or maybe CSNCA is playing an old game or something

just the usual suckiness

our best hitter has been edgar gonzalez

Some epic RajFail
I think Rajai made a play defensively, too.

Sadly, that’s more memorable than the ones where he fails.

He looked so surprised he caught that fly ball

hit almost straight to him.

let's see...

A’s injury
Rajai fail
shaky bullpen

so no, you’ve missed nothing

Status quo then.
nice - still tied - we are in this all the way.
Havent been watching the game, what happened to Outman?
Tightness in arm

or elbow, or above elbow

Elbow/forearm soreness
Brain Tightness

oh that was Geren…never mind.

What Happened to Outman hotline -1-800-ask-nico
Thanks..is it serious?
We're talking about the A's here, Wader

What do you think?

day to day

Thank you...
no dont get me wrong

i am just saying that’s what i expect from the a’s when they get hurt.
i haven’t heard anything about outman

Giambi looks so done

it’s sad to see the decline of a great hitter

especially when he plays for your team
Yep

That’s even worse

The worst part is feeling vindicated because you were adamantly against bringing him back at all.
Giambi shoulda taken that pitch out of the park instead of popping it up

I mean: hanging breaking ball

even two years ago he would have
C'mon, Cabrera. Just keep the inning alive, and maybe we can get Gonzalez up this inning
Holliday has been hitting well. To bad the rest of the team is not.

Does his decent hitting increase the odds of him being dealt this year??

Also been sweeping some bases. Too bad this can't be something for the team to build on
Wow, Holiday was out on that steal but called safe.

I’ll take it.

Giants were up 3-0. Johnson on the hill.

Top of the 6th and Texas go ahead 4-3…

damn now 4-3 dodgers
Billingsley's on my fantasy team, damnit!
(insert lookout landing picture)
An epic showdown so far

No doubt setting up an epic somthingorother.

come on lucky pitch 13!
Don't batters usually get a hit after long atbats like this one?
no, that's just jose lopez
the operative word is "batter"
yes, about 27% of the time
Or 23.3% in this case.
0% in this case
i remembera great AB by tony phillips years ago

i was in the RF stands, he fouled off pitch after pitch before getting a base hit. great AB.

Yeah well...

Tony Phillips was great.

We need him now, I wonder if he could still swing a bat?

probably better than half the current team
How many pitches are we at right now?
15 I think
10 minute at bat
gameday looks hilarious!!!

It’s like a shotgun!

all that artwork for nothing :-(
all for naught
What happened to Outman anyway?
Dead.

But he’s day to day.

Day.

But he’s dead to dead.

Hey.

June 27. I have tickets already from my little league team (coaches gift) (yes, I coached kids. STFU).

You in?

Aargh! I can't because I'm teaching that day.

Can you see if the A’s will change Little League Day to Sunday just for me?

You're teaching on a Saturday at 6pm?
I thought it was on Sunday

Sat is Beer Festival, no?

it's not little league day.

1. I coached a team.

2. The season ended.

3. As part of saying “thanks” the team bought me a Fathers Day 6 pack of games. One of them is 6/27.

4. Profit?

Gotcha.

I might be going on the 27th.

Abducted by aliens
he left in the 2nd with forearm/elbow tightness
couldn't they have taken everyone too?
whoops...

I care so little about this game I am posting wrong.

Billingsley at 111 pitches and failing with each and every one
Torre is going to destroy him

poor guy. I’m not sure he’ll even make it to free agency

p.s. 4-4 tie in the dodgers/angels game now

Back off, Padres! Springer's getting up in the bullpen!
Springer warming up

we’re boned

springer is the ace card in a suck-a-thon match
instead of ace, he's our suck-in-the-hole?

wait, nevermind

i think he's the joker
no, but if you're trying to lose, he's your "pujols", so to speak
Are you calling him an

Ace-hole?

christ, what an ace hole
yes, i see ol springer warming up

and I automatically get up off the couch and bend over facing away from the screen.

Also boned by leaving this guy in

Last inning was 100 percent vindication that he should have been done

and also by

attempting to field a baseball team in 2009.

Fred Lewis goes yard

Rangers down 5-4

HUEY!
DEWEY!
LOUIE!
Fail

It’s not cool if the same person has to do two in a row.

If we're lucky, Eckstein bunts (walk Gonzalez, strikeout Kouz)
that's only 2 outs
34 hits in 23 innings for Springer

he’s joking right?

it seems like this game has been going on forever

and it’s only the 6th inning

Not sure why

but this is one of the least interesting games that I can ever remember IMHO.

It's because both teams really suck ass.

Also because there’s no Leopold Bloom nor Pam or in the gamethread.

but we try our best

or at least as good as we can considering the dreck we have to work with.

fiasco comes out okay
LOL, he totally didn't tag him.
He may have tagged him
A's snatch FAIL from the jaws of DP

O-cabs snatches an out back

he did miss him by a mile
Your verdict TV watchers?
O-cabs barehanded the dropped ball and swung his hand up into Gwynn's junk as he dives to get back to 2B
From a differnt angle I'm still not sure now?
Team still sucks.
wow. whiff on that tag.
Woah, O-cabs smacks him in the nuts with the ball in his hand

Yeah, Gwynn, I’d be limping back to the dugout too

he got him....like a magician

very quick but reply convinces me

I don't hate this move.
you are not a hater
let's get two here
Till Springer walks in a run.
SD screwed royally on that one

We will take it

Even though Springer has more to deal with coming up

but geren is putting in Springer to make up for it
Hey an MLBN look in.

Just in time to see us blow the game

hullo.
you could tell we were talking about you, couldn't you?
yes.

my spidey senses were tingling.

of course, I was arrested for that once.

how's mom?
she's well.

We watched Bill Maher, saw the dog.

He's pitching right now.

The dog, that is. Not Bill Maher.

that's good. mom's are the best

my mom treats me great. during baseball season, she cooks my smack up extra strong

c'mon springer...damn
Springer's doing his best to make you look bad, Nico

Are you gonna take that?

count is 3-0
Springer Sucks

Geriatric and three games in a row = FAIL

fuck...predictable
you were such a kind lady when you first got here

and now you are fitting right in

thank you :))

this team drives me nuts

Yes

It sure was.

Springer fails again!
looks like it's business as usual for springer
SpringFAIL
Just identified the problem

we picked up a bunch of NL’ers this offseason

and Giambi who is just past it. and O-Cab who isn’t just having a very good season.

blah

time for more rum
Lamar Headley up to bat
3-run jack

i’m calling it

Springer, 1. Kallus 0
Springer: I think I've watched this guy pitch about a dozen games this year. I'm pretty sure he's sucked in every one of them. Maybe I'm missing something?
yes, you are missing something. Kiko Calero
like me, I think you're missing victories

you know, the non-perpendicular letters

LOL @ Korach

A’s are risking serious BP burnout in second half.

Bit late Buddy, they are toasted already.

I was thinking the same thing.

Second” half?

playoffs?!
I wonder if they'll put us in the early game slot

where I have to call in sick?

he also said it's been a disheveled affair

i think that’s a good term for this season: disheveled

did you see where wuertz says he's 'physically drained'?
Weurtz cowers in the corner and whimpers quietly every time the bullpen phone rings now
Has he been cavorting with vampires?
O-Cab admitted fatique as well

Why can’t they all just man up like Holliday and Zook?

Why can’t they all just man up [not suck] like Holliday and Zook?

the harsh reality of the situation is

that you are correct.

good news is it's only the 6th

bad news is that our best hitter this game was just pulled for springer

The Giants have a relief pitcher named "Merkin".

This is uproarious

isn't that a Soul Patch?

Or is that a Stinger?
I believe I’ve also hear the term “flavor saver”

that's a douche with some s**t in his facial hair.
Things that aren't cool for $500, Alex
What is Bobby Crosby?
That's "Bones" to the lay person
it looks like shit no matter who's wearing it
( shaves soul patch )
sorry, ohtobe

i’m sure it looks swell on you!!!!

but what about Tim Hudson?

cmon, dude rocked it.

Timmy's was a real stinger,

not a pink face-merkin.

timmeh's was ok

but he’s about the only one

he insipired me to wear one

but like him I smartened up.

Yeah...what was he drinking

er um I mean thinking?

Have you no imagination?

An actual merkin would be NSFW. It’s a pictorial euphemism.

No...

but I’ll cast aspersions aside for the moment.

speeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Been listening in the car on the way home

We’ve been living on borrowed time for a while. But it’s so fitting that Springer (and an overworked Springer to boot) would be the one to get us behind.

My feeling about the IBB to Gonzalez:
  • If they pitch to him, either they pitch carefully and he walks anyway, or he unloads on Springer.

 * If Springer throws the exact pitches he threw Headley, to Kouzmanoff, Geren looks like a genius non idiot.

  My take: Good, gutty decision, bad outcome due to bad pitching.

my take: we're losing and I'm not nearly drunk enough
I'm a doctor.

Drink more.

I'll drink to that

but lets face it, I’ll drink to pretty much everything.

Wow, Nico is still taking the game seriously.
he's like that.
Unlike the A's, I grind out every at bat.
agreed. walking gonzalez was the right call

but then i’m getting drunk.

Due up in the top of the 7th are Crosby, Rajai, and Springer...

It hurts to consider the possibility that Springer might be the best hitter of the three…

vince: "he just came off the 60-day DL"

Kallus: “we’re completely f*cked”

Everth Cabrera was a Rule 5 pick?

WHY CAN’T THE A’S STOP DRAFTING GOLESKI AND COPELAND????

Their Cabrera > Our Cabrera.
When you spell it in caps, I think,

“¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!-eski”

we are.... ..... ....not good
... --- ...

SOS, for the non morse code folks

Oh, thanks for the translation, man.

sweeney..gah
That Cabrera has a gun
Their Cabrera is good
and could have been Oakland's starting SS for the next 6 years?

Or did the Padres draft ahead of us this year? (I know Goleski was first pick overall.)

Thanks for making my evening even worse
And why are we using all the PH in the 7th?
especially with two outs

STUPID

No pinch hitting spots in the 8th and 9th?

We won’t pinch hit for the 1-6

every inning is a shutdown inning for our opponents
Nomar mighta legged that out if he weren't doing an impression of a pogo stick
3 pieces of shit up...

3 pieces of shit down.
Fans, let’s hear it for your 2007/8/9 Oakland A’s!

yay.

we’re good.

I WANNA A NEW THREAD.

OK

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