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Open Thread: Game 55 - A's vs. Twins (cont)

Thanks to Rajai Davis, the A's have taken the slimmest of leads. Braden went seven full, making likely the last play of his night getting an out on a bunt by sliding into it and making a strong throw. Web gem!

3-2 A's going to the bottom of the seventh.

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new thread smell :)
roomy.

Iran from my moniter after seeing that pic
That guy's got some wicked awesome stories!
Picture of Al Davis...

…circa 2079

rajai davis MVP!!!!!!!

its now or never

Even with that out, Rajai Davis still has a higher average than Orlando Cabrera.

Not to sound corny

but Braden deserves this W, the kid has battled

I hope he can get it...let's go bullpen!!!!
Along with Rajai.

Let’s go Oakland!

Let's see what the Wuertz/Breslow double-headed monster has for us in the 8th
Breslow and Wuertz are up
C'mon offense! Let's get one more run for Braden!!

Please?!?!?!?!

Powell did a nice duck-and-cover move there.
i must confess i didn't like pepe last year
You just didn't like his Hat Stylee... admit it. =)
yup, drove me crazy
I think it drove everyone crazy.
but the 'fro was tops
he was sloid last year, TURRBLE the year before

I blame curt young for his steady improvement

I thought he'd be a good LOOGY

happy to be wrong!

What do you say when the doctor sticks that wooden stick in your mouth?

“Ayala”

Makes me think of Bobby Ayala

In that Pepsi ad with Ken Griffey Jr

i will say that if we get some runs here!
SEAWOLF IN THA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonoma State, what?
undergrad, baby
same here; senior, son.
ME TOO!!!!

REally???

YEah

REally. AMazing HUh

well, at least your avatar's accurate.

well done.

yes, ma'am.
I went to Sonoma once, can I join the club? pretty please? with a cherry on top?
Sonoma's nice.

I like closer to the coast, tho…

like Florida?
markedly UNlike Florida.
i like them thar foothills, meself
which house?
Run's House
Who is Run?

That scene in Dogma always confused me.

Reverend Run of RUN DMC
Wow Run DMC and Bell Biv Devoe...quite the night here on AN
Cool it now

You better slow it down. Oooo. Watch out. You’re gonna lose control.

Is that anything like Air Wolf?
Cossack apparently was offensive.
Haha...try explaining our mascot to anyone!
I know.

It’s ridiculous-when we changed the name, I went around constantly shouting “SEA WOLF” in a manner most gangsta.

we need a hannahomer
Stop talking Fosse

“All the best hitters get the best wood”

Players comps are usually misguided, but...

Braden is kind of Hamels-lite, no? Deception and control lefties that rely on change ups. Braden uses grit whereas Hamels uses his arm.

BATTLEHAN
sounds like a pokemon!

can i catch him?

Be fun to play catch with him
A + B + SELECT

BATTLE STARE

Good AB by Jack even though he K'd
1.83--->.190
.183*
Did he get a hat trick tonight?
Booby Crosby's headhunter helps hims with his new resume...

“Thinks on his feet”
“Team Player”

"Versatile."

“Rookie of the Fucking Year.”

Peter Gammons: "MVP Material!"
haha, I remember that!
Awesome. AN needs to write his CV.

I reckon we’d do a good job. We’d be motivated to make it as good as possible so there’s no chance he comes back!

"makes a mean martini"
Oh man. He could hang his RotH award above the bar too.
Positive mental outlook

I mean you give the give something, he dresses and looks the part, just that little something missing…hmmm

Rookie of the Hour?
it's more accurate...
Wait...SSU changed mascots?

I think I heard about this?

What school is that?

Sonoma State

apparently I’m not the only one in the thread!

Can't have cossacks around these parts
When I went to SSU a while back

They were discussing the mascot change, and were seriously considering “Snoopy”

I supported that line of thinking.

The library he gave was AWE-SOME.

Plus I love Snoopy.

Does OCab ever go Oppo?

He’s always trying to pull that outside pitch.

question answered.
Huh...don't make it too hard for them.

Oh PLEASE keep Braden in line! Please!

Who is in charge of me tonight?

I got left behind in the last thread.

Haha...sorry!

I think that would be me!

So it's going to be Wuertz for two hitters, Breslow for two

Trouble is, I imagine Span will hit for Gomez (though he did leave the game yesterday, don’t know if he’s available), and Kubel / Buscher are also on the bench. So Wuertz may end up facing 1-2 lefties.

Serious question...why not Ziggy/Bailey or Bailey/Ziggy?
Span left with dizziness, I'm not sure if he'll PH or what
If a second lefty comes in for Wuertz,

why not switch to Breslow then?

I think Span went back to the Twin Cities
Here comes (hopefully)

Pepe had a "stomach issue," apparently
"I had a little bit of a stomach issue this morning that never went away"

Dallas “TMI” Braden

If Wuertz gets the first two guys I say let him pitch to Mauer
So Dallas has a stomache issue.
who else besides carlos gomez did the twins get for johan?
Phil Humber

Kevin Mulvey
Deolis Guerra

Curses.

This is depressing.

Dang it.

Now we get to hear Dallas’s reaction to having his win blown.

So much for the game plan of upping the young pitchers' confidence
Wuertz thing that could have happened
Oh crappy crap
Nice managing.
As soon as I heard Kubel PH

I thought Oh fuck

Doh! So much for Dallas's win.

He’s philosophical about it.

Gotta say Braden wins all kinds of attitude points.

I think he's an "aquired taste" player

I didn’t start out liking him, but the kid grows on ya

No kidding

Quality start after quality start helps in the acquiring.

But I’ve really come to appreciate his off-the-field persona, too. This team needs more characters!

He's a fungi
He's _a_ fungus

He’s many fungi.

Braden is so fucking cool

What a team player with that last statement.

WHY THE HELL WASN"T ZIGGY/BAILEY IN!?!?!?
Ziggy cannot get lefties out to save himself
Because he knew he'd want to switch to Breslow,

so didn’t want to waste Bailey on potentially just one batter.

Braden should have stayed in

I’d rather him face the lefties than Breslow

Because Weurtz is probably our 2nd best RP....

behind Bailey.

red dot of death on gameday
That huertz
Could be wuertz.
If a man asks you if you want a huertz donut

say NO goddammit

they dont serve donuts at hertz
When I'm using a hertz car

I always get a flat and have to break out the donut

nice
whenever I rent a Heurtz car,

I get the urge to hide in the bushes and kill my ex-wife and her boyfriend.

the question is why is braden not pitching!!!!!!!!
100+ pitches

And all that means to the baseball Gods

he was at 96!!!!!!
Precisely

Total, utter stupidity by geren

agreed!

Gomez and Harris hadn’t touched him

My bad

(I’m not a “100+ pitcher must leave or die” believer anyway)

I didnt know it was possible for Gomez to do that
oh I see

Gomez got big and white

I want to know where Ziggy/Bailey are!

Why not Bails for 8, Zig for 9?

We are winning this game, folks.

No worries.

96 pitches for the ace of the staff!!!!!!

wtf. bob geren you fucking retard

I've no issue with that.

Braden threw 100 last time out. He went 7 innings today, job done. It’s just unfortunate that Wuertz gave up a home run – he’d be the reliever I’d go to if you don’t trust Ziegler to get out lefties.

I don't mind it as much...

… But if he’s letting a pitcher that’s on his second start go over you’d think you’d let the guy with the most experience to do so as well.

Well perhaps and clearly there's an argument both ways as the game is now tied.

For mine though if you can’t trust the pen to get six outs you’re always in trouble. With so many rookies in the rotation Braden’s going to have to start the whole season, there’s no need to abuse him if you can avoid it.

Geren you idiot!
Fire Geren Now

Braden was under 100 pitches. You want Kubel to stay on the bench. The key outs were going to be Mauer and Morneau— do you want Breslow? or Braden to face them?

STUPIDITY

Braden should have started the inning to keep Gomez in the game,

or they should have gone to Bailey for the 1-4 hitters because if you get through them you’re fat city. Wuertz and Ziggy needed to be avoided because Gardenhire had the ability to send up 4 straight lefties if he wanted.

Bailey should have pitched the eighth, Ziggy ninth
Yep. The ol' switcharoo
Which, I might add, I suggested in the 7th

You know, the whole “thinking ahead and not getting schooled by the opposing manager” thing?

Geren wasn't counting on facing a manager who, you know, manages.
Just getting ready to post that

I’m all for conventional roles but those were the obvious choices

Braden should have stayed thru Morneau or Mauer-- then Bailey.

I don’t think Geren had a clue that Kubel would pinch-hit

96 fucking pitches!!!!

and the ace gets the shower, wtf is wrong with bob geren

Here's another Geren fuck up

no matter the result

We're taking the damn lead in the bottom of the 8th and that's that!
With a Spartacust bomb, no less.

c’mon Brezzzy show us some of your rocket science!

this is the reason why there will be no one ever getting to 300 wins again

the ace of the staff doesnt even get 100 pitches…….
what is wrong with baseball

you're wrong about the 300

4 guys pitching with 5 man rotations and specialized relief roles just did it in last 6 years. There will be plenty more.

Yep, it's just very hard to predict who will do it. You have to

pitch well into your 40s.

Look at Lefty Grove's minor league record

He won 300 games… look how long he pitched in the minor leagues!
http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=grove-002rob

Oh I see, NOW we can bring Ziggy in. Lame!

That was a really nice play, Rajai!

haha

I first saw that my first thought was “Wow nice route MAGELLAN!”

My head has a hole in it from all the scratching Geren's forced me to do.
Byrnesie!
great minds...
Shhh! Don't let them know we have brains.
{clears chamber}

“I’M PROUD OF MY BIG, LUSCIOUS, JUICY BRAIN! I LIKE TO REST MY HEAD HERE ON THIS LEDGE WITH THE SUN SHINING ON IT, RIGHT AFTER DOUSING MY BRAIN WITH A-1 SAUCE!”

{scans crowd, looking for odd movements}

Terrible outfield play by Davis. Seriously he's so lucky he's such an athlete.
Rajai Heart-Attack Play
that was positively Byrnesian.
Holy crap!

Rajai, you’re not allowed to scare me like that

I'll admit, that near non-catch wasn't totally Rajai's fault
Nice play MVP Raj!
"What a great play"?!?

Wouldn’t have been my description, exactly.

“Remarkable” I’ll accept.

But Geren is tiresome
Rajai

Man, he’s almost making up for that weirdass name of his

What the hell is a Rajai?

I know what a Raj is...
Mohammad-Ali Rajai

was the second President of Iran

Hindi/Persian name

Not that uncommon.

Seriously, how can you screw up your bullpen so badly?

whose up next???

Kennedy, Cust, Holliday

At various times each has been hot.

That’s the best to be said about our heart of the order.

Let's win this thing now

Despite Geren.

Oh, and Joe?

You really hit that ball well. Rajai almost couldn’t handle it. Everybody saw that. Nobody’s judging you. When you see them talking behind their hands and looking at you, they’re talking about how awesome you are. Chin up, champ.

Cheers,
     Psychy McPsycherson

Dude. Is your wife still out of town cuz you've lost it?
he's pulling the old Lou Holtz!

It’s genius.

drastic mauer calls for drastic measures
no wonder the rangers picked up washington's option

they jsut want to fuck with us and leave us with the dumbest POS manager ever to coach baseball

We ourselves to blame for that

Since we could have done the right thing and hired Wash in the first place.

Naaah, Wash preferred Texas to us all along.
You mean with them actually offering him a job and all?
yeah,

that’s the only way I’m choosing Texas over Oakland.

Texas is nearer his home, gives him a fresh start,

and gives him a better environment to manage the style of play he prefers.

Why do you think the A’s dragged out its “interview” process for weeks to no purpose and then made an announcement shortly after Wash signed with Texas?

what about that Red Sox POS who left Pedro in there against the Yankees

about an inning and a half too long in the ALCS?

The silver lining:

A chance to take the lead in the 8th; if not Bailey to hold in the 9th and hopefully a chance to win it in the 9th.

Kennedy Walk…. Back to Back HR’s Cust/Holliday…. watch

I wanna hang out with Mindi Bach. She just warms my heart every time I see her.

So are you cold-hearted when Mindi Bach isnt on your television set?
Despondent, mostly

I prefer Jaymee Sire and Kate Longworth, but especially Jaymee Sire.

That’s not Kate, but that’s Jaymee on the right, you know.

Unfortunately, I do know who Jayimeyieie is.
she looks like she's about 12.

she’s our…what, pregame reporter?

Sideline reporter, which is somewhat weird for baseball
She's kinda Homly looking... You can find her all over the place.
I say we start a club

and we go on a hunger strike until they bring Jaymee over to CSNCalifornia

The other way to do it

if he was worried about Braden’s fatigue— was have him face Gomez and Harris— who were a combined 0-6 against him, keep Kubel on the bench, then go to Breslow vs. Mauer and possibly Morneau.

Or just go to Bailey for those two -

go to your best pitcher there.

hey

at least we have a chance for our first walk-off win. normally we’d have like 4 by now

Don't get ahead of yourself.

We can’t walk off until next inning.

Hopefully we’ll score in this one.

Have we really had no walk off wins?

That awesome bottom of the lineup will be up in the 9th too.
We could always PH someone.

Someone has told Geren he’s allowed to do that, no?

Awesome bottom? Where?

Rajai Davis is awesome.

maybe hes watching keeping up with the kardashians
oh wait.

forgot about the boston game

here comes an inside up

The A's current win/loss chart...

looks like a bad penny stock who “claims” to be receiving TARP funds!

nice job matt

I know. Shit. Sorry.

…by “HR” I meant a high raking fly out

Barton to PH for BoCro?
HOLLIDAY WILL HR!

off that goodyear guy

I sure hope so
WOW IS CROSBY A BETTER 1B THAN BARTON?
Cust is really suckingg it hard tonight.....terrible at bat again.
All month he has
minus the deciding jack the other night, right?
I am looking at the overall

under .140 for the month.

what goodyear guy?
guerrier
Holliday can't pick him up
we are doomed if we see joe nathan again

I wont say it this time…

that was your pitch, Matt.
its now or never

take the lead so we can all go home happy

Holliday up

if he hits HR, we’re in the division race and we keep him.

if he makes an out, we give up ’09 and trade him

if he gets on base, i just don’t know

pretty extreme, don't ya think?
well we gotta decide somehow
lots of guys swinging at balls

Holiday did it, Crosby is the master of it.
What happened?

IIRC

before last night, the last time we had seen him, he threw the ball down the first base line, a la K-rod, to give us the win

gooooooooood times.

Good times for a change
See, the luck Ive had
Can make a good man
Turn bad

So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want
This time

When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange
you know, the bullshit part of that is

they have enough harmony with five voices. They don’t necessarily need his to sing. If they need his to complete the dance ensemble, then he lip syncs. I’m not wrong, am I?

c'mon A's. Don't make me get out the Rally Evangeline!
trade his no-homer ass
this guy needs his friends to step in and tell him how his drinking's affecting them.

Holliday?

the MGD guy.
i was out on the dance floor

sippin on a draft beer.
I slipped on the dance floor
but i did not spiiill my draft beer.
cuz im sippin on an MGD
i get that fresh tap taste in a bot-tle

that guy's okay.

the other one.

The one who's fixing his guitar.
but i dont know those lyrics
yeah, he needs a beer apparently to get out of bed in the morning.
They're too busy partying with him
And playing the banjo and such
it does seem like playing the banjo goes hand in hand with drinking.

though apparently Charlize Theron is quite skilled at banjo.

he does drink a lot.
but it's only light beer
This is one gutless offense we are seeing this whole month
i smell a 14 inning 6-4...

win!

14 innings?

Man I got work in like 8 hours!

One Game Losing Streak!
Triple.

Oh no.

Sweeney would’ve caught that.

Sweeney would have had it!
Bailey failey

On the first pitch.

we can gain some ground today with a W

come on A’s put that W in the books

WOw..that was bad!

I miss Sweeney.

Well that's not how I wanted to start that inning.

Would you call what Davis did a “great attempt”?!?

Fuck

Where was Holliday to back that up?

See that's why I have no issue with Braden being pulled.

You can’t legislate for your two best bullpen guys giving up a homer and a triple first batter.

I want Sweeney back
Fuck me......goddmit!

no back up there either. great!

There's the game

if that runner scores

OK that helps
IBB?

DP would be great.

Davis missed the ball

but then it looked like he stopped to ask the wall where the ball went.

QOTM
Thank you thank you...We'll be here all night
Wooo!

Gotta love all that Foul territory!

two bad pitches
3 bad pitches
I would say walk Young

If he didn’t have 2 Ks.

And we're done.
darn

we lose.

geren: it was a good effort

Was the infield drawn in?

O-Cab looked REALLY close to me

looked like it
crap...why do we suck? really, why??
May reasons

But the chief reason we suck in this particular way is Geren.

That's "Many Reasons"
Better hope Nathan's off

otherwise GAME OVER

The whole time D. Young is walking to the plate I'm saying,

“Just don’t throw him the slow curve.” How do the A’s not understand this?

the, uh, guy who fills out our lineup card

every night? He’s a moron.

He is, but he didn't call the pitch.

Damn I hate defending Geren.

Bailey really needs to dump the curve for the season though.

Yeah, I'm not blaming Geren for that

Unfortunately, that’s on Suzuki. Just a terrible call in a spot where you need to blow the hitter away and have the stuff to do it.

Hey, it's not over yet.

Remember last year, against Nathan? Some crazy stuff went down and the A’s ended up winning. So I still have hope.

Not exactly heart of lineup for A's in bottom of inning

PH HR by Giambi maybe. Nathan did pitch last night.

Realistic

Nathan should own whoever we send up there.

Giambi better gear up early for the heater. Start the swing before ball is released

nope

up in the pen

Blown leads FTW!

C’mon. freakin’ 1 run game going into the btm 9th? Hold-em and scold em. Oh, wait. Joe Nathan closing… Err, hey at least we held them under 10!

Goody. Let's stick Joe Nathan with the loss.
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Giambi pinch hit in the bottom of the 9th?
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER HUBBARD TWINS

Nice grab Nomad

I .... AM .... NOMAD ....

ehhhhhhhhhhhh

this bores me

well this isnt any bloody fun.

another loss

zook/cros/cunningham in the 9th

……

Zook/Cros... Giambi?
why do I see zombie when you write that?
Because you block out the ookCrosGi?
I would expect Giambi to hit for Crosby or cunningham
Zook hit a PH HR last year...maybe again right now? Minus the PH part obvi
The A's with their best Hindenburg impression
If we lose, I blame the 8th inning homerun given up by Wuertz

Braden worked so damn hard, and Mike fucked it up.

We have Hannahan batting 3rd bottom 9? PH Giambi for Hannahan, move Bo Cro to 3rd?

It's a nice Idea, Matt

But it would make far too much sense

HA, i know…

If we're down only 1 and/or

there’s a man on base, I think it happens.

I guess our real goal is to get out of the cellar by the end of the year!

say it with me guys… 3rd place!

It has been for a while now, the offence simply isn't good enough.
My goal for the season is 82 wins.

And if we achieve it before the final game, then try for some more.

Twisting the knife now.
Bullpen FAIL
It's been failing for a while.
This inning just keeps getting better
Bailey just having a bad night
It is everyone's first instinct

to blame Geren for everything that goes wrong.

But I didn’t think his decisions were unreasonable. And we know Braden’s stomach was bothering him.

Wuertz, at the moment, is our set-up guy. It’s not insane to hope a sinkerball pitcher won’t give up a home run in the two hitters he was scheduled to face.

And Bailey, our best closer, has been worse.

Why isn't Ziggy the set-up guy, though?
Yes, Bailey would have screwed this up anyway
I have noticed

that everyone always gets mad at Geren, but everyone has a different idea of what he should have done.

Wuertz doesn't throw a sinker, unless you're talking about Ziegler.
27 innings, only two homers allowed

I didn’t feel like it was a big mistake at the time, so I’m going to blame Geren now.

okay, I'll grant his decision-making process has been okay tonight,

but in the meta-sense, do we win with Geren as our manager?

No

I just dislike blaming the manager every time a reliever doesn’t have a good outing.

Stick a fork in them for the night

DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like this new rule where

whoever has the lead after 8 innings wins.

I liked it better when they called the final score after the 9th inning.

bailey's arm fell off
Fuck

Bailey not getting the outs.

I just got em on my fantasy team.

Kiss my WHIP/ERA goodbye

That should be a rule

NEVER PICK UP AN A’S PLAYER FOR YOUR FANTASY TEAM.

The one decent option

Suzuki’s a top 10 fantasy catcher option. After that, not much out there

Mostly, I just use fantasy baseball as some kind of reverse jinx option. I sometimes pick up players I dislike or players for teams I dislike so they won’t do well.

Besides, reality team > fantasy team.

You can't really play fantasy baseball at all

if you have a favorite team. Or else you risk rooting against yourself.

Make a choice: are you a fan, or a fantasy player?

Why would you jinx us by putting him on your fantasy team?

Same thing I did with Anderson yesterday

Fuck you both!
I couldn't stand the thought of Anderson playing well for someone else

I got greedy dammit. But only because I love the green and gold. Why can’t I have nice things?!

because you jinx them.

you know that. I know that. The Cap’n knows that.

And you can be god damned sure the baseball gods know that.

You know you both would have done the same

I won a championship because of Tim Hudson’s rookie year. No jinx back then.

Because fantasy baseball is not a nice thing!!
No worries, just need a walk now before the Giambi pinch HR
First ML loss for Bailey
He's certainly earned it.
lmao

no kidding! haha

I think he's earned 2 or 3 tonight
i think i had enough of this disaster

we find new ways to lose

what's going on with these bums
They're beating us
By the way, Bailey, pitching in his 3rd day of 4, should not still be in.
Agreed, looks awful
agree

can’t expect that he won’t do the “Tampa Bay Redux”

We scored 5 in the 9th last night

Can we have some of those runs back for tonight?

not against Nathan
This is depressing

o.v.e.r……….

Hey, let's leave Bailey in for 5 or 6 more batters
Let's leave Bailey in a den full of wolves.
let's leaving him sitting outside the gym, waiting for a ride home from football practice.
Maybe Jaymee will wait with him.
he'd like that.

He thinks she smells nice.

"Man, I can't wait till I'm old enough to drive by myself!"

“Me neither!” <smiles>

You're calling the Twins' hitters a den of wolves.

Really? Really?!

I meant a real one.
Well that's just mean.
He lost the game!!!

I’m a softie. He can take a stick to fend them off with.

Awful throw from Cunningham

that was near lawn dart territory

KK sums it up

Talking about the offense.

They suck this month. Hitting under .223. That is pathetic. But for the rookies and their great pitching, we would be 12 or 13 under .500 by now.

But they keep on trotting garbage for hitters out there so what do you expect.

Click.

Very poor of us to waste a good start by Braden.

that was a crappy throw
G'night, everyone
don't leave yet.

I’m busting out the rally Cruz for the 9th

This is what happens when you think it's a good idea to throw a guy out there all the time

He had like 3 straight days of 20 pitches, so many IP. He’s this year’s Ziegler.

ok. new goals…. hold them to less than 10 runs. get ONE hit off Joe in the 9th

Seriously, TAKE BALIEY OUT NOW.

We might actually need him tomorrow.

We won't, he's knackered.
I'm kinda hoping that Bailey loses Mauer

Then Springer will come in and it’s less likely that we’ll see him tomorrow.

Regression to the mean...

We aren’t 7 wins in a row good. These things happen. Back at it tomorrow… I just feel bad for Braden.

The bottom like is we are hitting .238 for the year

That has regression written all over it.

What are the chances the umps will let us go back the to the 8th and do it over?

maybe if it was the Berkeley A’s… HAHA

GEREN

GET BAILEY THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW

You win the award for saying what I REALLY wanted to say.
Hey Joe,

I’m not sure if you knew, but I’ve been psyching you out for the whole game. Joke’s on you.

Love,
  me

That would've been sweeter if we were winning.
Like I said, bad penny stock chart

Wow, Brad Penny's stock is horrible

Think we should trade for him, get that veteran starter in the rotation we’ve been needing?

okay, so let's say you put the lime in the coconut.

is he talking about cutting a whole coconut apart and sticking a whole lime in the half and drinking the coconut milk, or is there a blender involved?

Now let me get this straight

Put the lime in the coconut, you drank ’em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank ’em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank ’em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?

and seriously,

what the hell kind of remedy is that for stomach pain? Is this guy some kind of quack?

Oh, Leopold.

For a lit freak, you sure are dense when it comes to symbolism.

oh I suck at poetry.

it’s why I do modernism. throw it in my face and rub it in.

It's really quite simple:

Everything is about sex.

Or sometimes death.

But usually sex.

oh. Lime and coconut

are penis and vagina and she’s pregnant now?

Harry Nilsson ain't exactly Ezra Pound
I think Ezra would disagree with you.

But he was contrarian. And apparently, a Nazi.

Il miglior fabbro
Something like that.

But you have to commit to the symbolism. It’s not just a vagina. It’s the whole concept of vaginaness.

It doesn’t work in prose.

Anyway, I like classical symbolism better. So much more elegant.

how do you feel about peaches?
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each!
You are lucky then

I do not think that they will sing to me.

They still sing to me, but I can't live in the water

and they can’t live on land. Lord knows we tried.

It’s sad, but in a bittersweet way.

Do you still pier in on them from time to time?

Does anyone think there is ANy chance Geren gets the boot this season? Hes so tight with Beane,etc…

Nope.

Beane’s already making excuses for him.

Beane will never admit he made a mistake. It will take a darn near player revolt and a resignation
Beane is willing to admit to mistakes.

But he doesn’t think managers matter much, doesn’t think Geren is a bad manager, and thinks it’s disruptive to switch managers mid-season.

So depressing to watch.

Is beane committed to this season or not… seriously. If so I would like him to get better hitters for our 6-9 spots. every time who ever comes up after Giambi comes up to O-Cab I jus think its an automatic out.

This is pathetic.

un click

just when i think the team has actualized reality to over come Geren’s decisions, reality overcomes Geren’s decisions.

So now Bailey's not available tomorrow -

unless you want to come back 18 hours later and pitch him a 4th day out of 5 after a long inning tonight.

Fucking minor league manager.

Closer would be Ziggy tomorrow

I assume last night as well

I do believe this is the first time I've hear you swear.
seriously?

he used to swear all the time.

I agree with what you are saying

but the way this team is NOT hitting, we won;t need Bailey tomorrow.

They need a swift kick in the arse (the hitters) for being pathetic

I think Cahill will pitch well tomorrow

we just need these pricks to get more than 3 or 4 runs

Totally agree. He is an absolutely horrible manager

He took over a team that had 8 straight winning seasons and has been a loser ever since,

The GM deserves alot of blame for this lame ass bullpen

Wow that was like watching your GF make out with the starting quarterback

and you cant go anywhere because she’s giving you a ride home. Painful!

because you failed you drivers test too
what's this whole "click" thing?
TV remote.

Click!

People are leaving, I assume.

Equivalent to “game over.”

People aren't leaving the Coliseum

They weren’t there to begin with.

Me, about to put myself out of my misery.
Oh, it's time for a rally


You’re welcome, A’s

That’s a really good one right there.

Yep

Thats something I could definitely rally around

too skinny but who am I to say, l live alone with a cat.
in Idaho.

…..

at least you’re not in Florida.

one day maybe

wearing shorts, white support stockings and a Greg Norman golf style straw golf hat with a medic alert bracelet on my liver spotted wrist.

you'll fit right in.

bring a shuffleboard stick.

No hits since the 4th says KK
Hmmm, that one didn't work

Maybe Barton will like this better

Barton was a promising hitter once

until the A’s traded for him and since then all bad

Rally!

Who's that?
Someone should be able to guess....
Rally Norah Jones?
A AN first, no?
Ooh, I like her.

Pretty. Who is that?

Norah Jones
she sings pretty.

I like her. but she makes me sad. for…personal reasons.

Oh, I've even heard of her, but never seen a picture.

I thought her tempos were bizarre. Too slow and self-indulgent.

I could see that.

I like it, though.

I mean self-indulgent literally.

When I’m singing for myself, I’ll do that, too. But if you’re singing for others you need to be more aware of how they hear it.

Snore-ah Jones
Following up on Wikipedia now.

Wow, I had no idea she was daughter of Ravi Shankar.

Ew almost like citigroup

whoa, during the giants/dbacks game

a girl just ran onto the field and she was grabbed by three security guards (one with a hold of her wrist, another with a death grip on the back of her neck, and the other running alongside) and quickly escorted away

I was amazed they showed it – I thought they weren’t supposed to

Last chance Giambi!

You get extra skin for good luck

Is she supposed to wear panties under that?

I would hope not.

those are panties, aren't they?
She has the "Netting" ones and another pair underneath.
for the shot,

but those are panties, no?

Yeah, I think so.
You can always tell when the A's are losing

by the directions and topics covered in the game thread.

It will always cover the important things in life.

It cracks me up that you asked this question.
Come on Golden Thong!!!
was that a strikeout? Or a grand slam?

I’d argue the call.

Okay, I don't see the point of this

Giambi can’t hit a solo 3-run homer.

Hitting has regressed last 4 games

2 hits, 6 hits, 5 hits, 5 hits. Somehow we won 2 of those games.

And we get Lincecum, Johnson and Cain this weekend.
Think of Fall 07 Daric

too late, he'll leaf 'em next time
Hahahah

Giambi REALLY wanted that walk

Giambi STILL can't count
What the hell, G?
Giambi

This is the second time he’s forgotten the count.

at least it didn't cost an out this time
Well the good news we aren't very good...

So we really can’t get very bummed!

Giambi walk fail

AGAIN!

MAKES UP FOR IT

Nice… embarrasement goes a long way with a guy like G

Rally is on??!!!
Wooo! Comeback time!
Woooo!!!

Rally Cruz for Rajai!

There's the two bombs we need.
Why do we have that damn fence there?
I will eat her shorts if we win this!

We’ll be lucky if Davis doesn’t strike out.

I will eat them if we dont!

yikes

Rajai’s swing looks better than that

Not that last one!
He's standing in the Crosby-zone

faaaaar from the plate.

Oh no, is Crosby the anti-veteran presence now?
Im not nervous..Im not nervous..Im not nervous...
Sigh

Good night all.

atlll do it

too bad A's

you don’t get my next rally cruz

Dear Trevor Cahill

Best of luck tomorrow, I sincerely hope you go 9 innings and give up only a couple of hits max.

You are so fucked with this offense if you think you are going to get any run support but good luck.

Watching my team's manager get schooled by the opposing manager:

Not my idea of a good time.

Well, at least they didn't 5-hit the A's
Not Happy.

Geren is going to destroy Bailey’s arm.

yay.

we’re good.

Your sarcasm is not lost on me, sir.
Remember the spring previews?

From cbssports

[Beane] then made two under the radar signings in Russ Springer and Micheal Wuertz. This added some veteran arms to an already good bullpen and will give Oakland once again one of the strongest bullpens in baseball.

I like Wuertz

He was set up to fail tonight, plus he made a bad pitch. He’s done a great job overall.

But "set up" is literally the name of his job.

I whine, but yeah, I’ve been digging his work this year as well.

why the hell didn't denorfia pinch hit for davis?

especially after how helpless rajai looked against nathan last night.

Way to kill a great Dallas outing.

Shot down in the eighth…

bleh

I see what you did there
I gotta enjoy something this night.
First!!!!

-Cindi.

good enough for a double

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