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Open Thread - A's at Chisox, cont'd

The man we love to hate ties the game with a homerun off Cahill. Holliday homered in the first to give the A's an early lead.

2-2 after five.

 

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I smell runs...
Ew! or Yay! depending.
First pitch outs do not turn into runs.
they don't turn into anything but outs, if I'm not mistaken.
dewayne wise pulling a holliday
too much Queso however...
No such thing!
I meant queso, not Queso
No such thing.
Ugh...my downfall.
ZOMBIES
WHERE?!

{empties chamber of shotgun}

Under my boot
The zombies who, once had me down.
because I'm sipping on an MGD.....
That fresh draft taste in a....

bo-o-o-o-tle!

That and the mini sirloin burgers

ugh… they get stuck in my head something ridiculous

New thread, right as dinner comes out of the oven

I have a good feeling about this thread….

whatcha ha-vin, gigs?
toasted ravioli, marinara sauce, salad
I'm pretty sure I love you.
Stop begging!

{whacks 67M’s snout with rolled up newspaper}

{runs and hides under table}

{after biting Bloom’s leg first}

hey hey!!!

there’s plenty for everyone, but no running in the house!!!!!

or skateboarding.
good luck with the skateboarding, I have carpet.
or playing ball in the house?
You two!
HE BIT ME!
HEY! No fighting, no biting!!!
{rubs arm}

he started it….{sniff}

That's not allowed!

Unless its me!

BITE.
Haha!

Okay…left myself open for that one.

you smacked me with a sports page

with Ratto’s face on it.

you were begging at the table!
why am I on the floor to begin with?

it’s horseshit. i have a job.

you're the one down there. You tell me!
keep it up Bloom

Maybe that Duke bobblehead I promised will show up in tiny pieces.

you're an asshole.
seriously?

whatever dude.

oh, and call me.

Once Ratto passes on

will there be any “controversy” in playing poorly in the Bay Area?

none.
AN will be the only outlet to hold the A's accountable!
I think we're up to it.
Does "dinner" mean "cupcakes?"
alas, no cupcakes tonight. :(
:(

But toasted ravioli, marinara sauce and salad does sound good!

I had lots of leftovers in the fridge to make something with....

alas, opted for food of substance before dessert….

so principled!

normally, I let that crap rot while I gorge myself upon desserts.

the raviolis were so good last night, I just had to do something with them tonight....
In that case,

I would’ve eaten them all last night.`

I thought about it

but only cooked half of them last night. When I was eating them, I got the idea to toast them for tonight….

New thread!

I guess I should put a shirt on…

why bother?

instead, I propose bold, new initiatives: take off your pants.

Not cool.

Only RyRy is allowed to do that.

NO ONE ROBS A SPARTACUST BOMB

Damn, everybody's been watching Sweeney
Unnecessary jumping by the CF'er!
he didn't need to jump for that
dang, that inning was way too quick
Right?

I went to put the Slingblade side dish in and it was over!

I like them fren...inning over?!
I'm trying to remain patient

but it’s about time for a Custian hot streak

yes
.255 with 7 homers
goodness

yeah it’s time – will gladly give you credit when it happens

I absolutely cannot stand A.J. P-zinzki!
Biggest dickhead in all of baseball
without question...
just figured i'd mention...

swisher hit a bases loaded double…just missed the HR by about 1 foot…just thought i’d mention that

I miss Swish.

I support him. His being a Yankee makes me hate them less.

never! F**k The Yankees!
I miss Swish.

His being a Yankee makes me hate them more.

agree

UGH

The Yankees still don't deserve Swish.
I want Swish back super bad

Come back, Nick.

For a moment,

I thought you were gonna link to a “Lassie, come back” video.

Swish has been super cold lately

Before that double.

maybe we should send him some wool socks?
Or Joey C.

So he can snuggle up with him.

would he sleep on his feet?
Did Bradley bother running this time?
No walks, Cahill!
I would have felt a lot better

If Dye had homered instead of douchebag AJ.

Nice Thome shift

hits it right where the 2nd baseman would have been with no shift

Yeah, see that guys?
Just heard Vin Mazzaro is starting Tuesday over Eveland

I always knew there was a god….Have fun in Sac Town Eveland -

I get to see him on Sunday!

I’m excited!

Is Vin Mazzaro staying up and pitching on Sunday?

is that mean Edgar “gone” zalez….would be sweet

So I've heard.
no edgar? we sooooooo sad

later….see ya in the mexican league next year….say hello to Frenado for me

that was lucky O cab

wow

That would have been one of the most interesting DP's

ever

whoa

was that intentional?

Oh Shit, here comes our Bullpen

= not good

early and often these days
MLB audio all wonky again....
handing out candy?

oh, wonk-y

Personally, I'd have stayed with Cahill for another hitter

but this isn’t a bad move, just not the one I’d make here.

You, sir, are no Bob Geren.
Good job by Breslow

I’d just like to Cahill work out of those 6th innings before turning it over to the pen, and AJ hits LHP ok anyway – plus I’d want Breslow available later in the game for a similar matchup. But nice job.

My thoughts are the same about having him available later.

Geren probably made the right call because the game should be extended in any way possible when things are going this badly. I’m with Geren.

Springer should be traded out for another lefty in the pen
or for a bag of rice
Rice prices would have to go down first.
How big of a bag are we talking?
Douche-sized?

That is, one big enough to hold AJ.

Whatever Bob does

it will fail

come one Bres
Nice one, Breslow!
Bob Geren = Baseball Genius
That's what we're always saying around here
I love EYE-level fastballs for K's

They are absolutely beautiful.

First of all, Konerko is slow

and (B), a Barton stretch gets the DP there.

Left at the start of this thread....

….to watch some Monty Python with the kids.

Anything of consequence happen in the interim?

Mostly just lemon curry

ALBATROSS!!!

F*cking splitters!
Albatross? What flavor is it?
It hasn't got a flavor, it's a bleedin' seabird, isn't it?
Mine like MPATHG -- like, laughing uncontrollably at it
So do mine

We’re now working our way through the original series which is on Netflix instant view.

Tonight's Episode: "Full Frontal Nudity"

…which has, among other things, the parrot sketch.

The only reason he's still standing is because you've nailed him to the perch!
I can hear Geren in the role of the shop owner when being interviewed after a lousy game...

“They’re not dead, they’re just resting. They’re pining for the fiords!”

Yeah,

when the guy sat down to play the organ all his clothes came off.

Calling it now

A’s win this game 5-2.

ill give you 15-1 odds
I'm not allowed to bet based on my visions

I’ll lose the gift if I do.

Damn, I thought that was fair.

i did too...

i prematurely wrote Gone….good thing i didn’t post

Giambi

he gone?

Yo, Flo-Rida.

Is your MLB audio hopelessly hosed now? Like missing entire at-bats at a time?

It's OFF.

No sound at all for about ten minutes now.

It clearly hates me.

Hates me, too.
I'm trying WSCR now.

Same problem.

And you said you're not hip or cool.

Look at that Flo-Rida reference.

when did I say I was not hip or cool?

I’m the coolest. All the monkeys in the sign shop say so.

…of course, my signature of their paycheck may color their viewpoint…

She's talking about me. I'm neither hip nor cool.
I have no idea what it means.

I’m just copying LB from earlier today

I thought Cahill pitched great tonight

His sinker really did look pretty unhittable tonight. Kind of uncontrollable, too, but really nasty, and he had excellent velocity, too.

Reminded me a bit of Kirk Saarloos

He used to get in such a groove throwing that thing and the hitters seemed to pick up on it pretty well after 5 innings… if not sooner.

Saaloos never threw that hard.

Cahill blew Thome away with a high, tailing fastball in his first AB. Saarloos was physically incapable of throwing that pitch.

I'm only referring to the sinker
One more K than BB...not a great ratio but combined with 2 ERs I'll take it

Pretty picture of Ryan Sweeney
for those who are so inclined.

And again, I was wrong when I said he got unpretty.

Me! I am so inclined!

Mmm. Pretty.

Gosh!

He’s lovely!

Ah....

That’s the right word. Yes.

I like the ones of random A's saying hi to MSweeney.

Precious.

Eh.
Eyes not dreamy enough.
Ugh, no.

He’s too pretty for my tastes.

So, I'll ask again.

Ready for tomorrow night?

I replied in the old thread

before I realized everyone was gone.

Not yet, but will be by 6pm tomorrow. Glad you and Boy are coming!

Looking forward to it, babe.
It makes me sick

How unrelentingly positive and generic Fosse (who I love) and Kuiper (who I don’t) always are. Would it kill them to mention that maybe Floyd is doing well tonight because they are A’s are staggeringly pathetic at offense right now? Or to chastise the A’s for not capitalizing on scoring opportunities? Or to slam BoCros or Ocab? Or something? I don’t think their job is to pretend everything is ok.

/random rant

Fosse is generally pro-player

Fosse almost never rips anyone, even opponents. I think he has the retired player’s sympathy for all the guys on the field.

with the exception of Pete Rose
Who, as it turns out, ....

…is never on the field.

is it safe to say cunningham is not ready for the show

Of course, he gets a single after you say that.

Unfortunately we don't have many players that are ready for the show
I don't think the A's can be refered to as "the show."
Oh it's a "show" but it's nearly unwatchable at times

CBS would cancel it.

he raised his average from .045 to.087
I could've sworn I heard Fosse say "Hammerhand"

but I think it was actually “Hannahan”…

you really are sick
And I haven't even taken Sudafed yet.
Uhh...so I hear theres a game on.
LB and I *don't* hear that.
I did,

for about five seconds there.

please walk!
I liked Hannahan better

After one AB this year – 1.000/1.000/4.000. Why didn’t he keep that up?

Oh boy! A chance to strand three more runners!
How can you walk Jack Hannahan?

Thank you!

The bases are loaded for Cabrera.

I hope he had another one of those hitters meetings tonight.
But based on his 0 for 3, I doubt it.
and, of course, there are two outs

and Kennedy should be batting.

Ah, they walked power threat Hannahan....smart move.
i hope we trade holliday to the red sox

their prospects have done pretty wel the past few years

Sadly, not likely gonna happen.

LOL Even KK says

but for injuries like with Garciaparra, this is a spot where you might use a PH.

Go OCab

please ocab

just… for once… dont get out.

Good time for OC to stick it to his former team
or vise versa
Cabrera is useless.

FUCK.

Fucking Geren

Kennedy should have led off this game and would have been batting in O-Cab’s spot. Shit!

BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A LEADOFF HITTER!!!
How many years ago?
Wouldn't it have been nice to have Kennedy up there?

You know, leadoff with a guy who actually has a high OBP?

Clearly, there needs to be a new fan club.
Oh, is THAT how you usually choose a leadoff hitter?

Judging by recent lineups, I assumed it was at random. Or alphabetical based on favorite pet’s name.

Dang Orlando's ferret "Aardvark."
That's why you should always bat OCab leadoff...

It’s the position in which he’s least likely to bat with the bases loaded.

I never thoughbt I'd say this

But I’m close to wanting Crosby at SS instead of Ocab (and batting 9th, of course)

That was a pathetic AB. Pathetic.

Actually, that's exactly what Crosby would have done
Hey....

He did manage to foul off one pitch.

Sure it was a ball, but it’s a start, no?

poor crosby

its not like ocab is doing anything crosby couldnt be doing

he can cost a million a year less.
did you really just say poor crosby...? really?
That was predictable.
No one could have ever predicted that
about 4 posts of redundancy in a row!!
about 4 posts of redundancy in a row
really hope A's win

both Sac and Mid lost but cardenas had 3 hits

I have this terrible feeling....

That we lose this one in around 14 innings.

And that the score will be something particularly painful, say 6-4, having been tied 2-2 after nine innings.

You are not far off....just that it happened in the Bottom 8th
swisher just hit another double...

just sayin…

He also pitches better....

….than about half our current bullpen.

what are you trying to say about springer?
*cough* spinger *cough*
I'm tellin' ya, folks, don't sweat it

5-2 A’s.

Book it.

your looking at the yankee score

dont get confused about swisher

ever since they banned alcohol in the clubhouse...
How tempted were Nix's parents...

….to name one of their sons “Nicholas”?

They were tempted to name one "Niycholas"

Saved by the wind!

OK, breathe again
Good job, Sweeney!
Good job, Lake Michigan!
Gotta love it.
it could be worse...

we could be the mets and have blown a 5-0 lead to the pittsburgh pirates

We'd still be in a nice new ballpark, though.
At least then we'd be a winning team having a bad day

Instead of a losing team having a medium day.

yeah, good point...

i’m just trying to make myself feel better

hey look at the positive side of things

we are tied with the 1st place team in the Central division

i like the way you think
Fosse on the near-HR

“That was a good one.”

No word on the number of fancies, however.

Well...It's only one run.
Unhappy schmifty
Yeah :(

But my dad didn’t even break that much stuff! So it couldn’t have been the worst loss of the season.

or we could be the AL version of Nats

oh wait

oy...i dont want to believe that
the mets broadcast just said "they just suffered their worst loss of the season"...

how many times have we as fans have said that about the a’s this year alone?

That'll be an interesting conversation in October

What was the worst loss of 2009? I’m sure there’ll be lots of candidates.

I think the extra-inning game in Seattle is the worst so far
It's only June!

We got more than three months of suck to go!

last series we said said 3 times
not sure...

Not sure what’s worse: GameDay audio that works or cuts out and drops the stream.

atleast cabrera saw more than 3 pitches
I hate Chicago

And changing planes at O’Hare, God Awful experience.

I used to prefer landing at Midway and driving a longer distance

to my destination.

Never ever, Midway all the way.
so cust shud hit a homer now
seriously though

after the nats, are we the worst team in baseball?

on paper or reality?

yes either way

on paper i think we are decent

in reality we suck…Holliday cust and giambi all around 25-35 HRs isnt working tho

Right now, I'd have to say yes.
here are the overall standings

ESPN MLB
Ahead of Washington, behind Colorado

How come THEY get to fire their manager?

{pouts}

So, from what I’ve heard, there’s been a pattern. The D-backs were on a losing streak, then they lost the series (or got swept) against the Dodgers, which then lead to Melvin being fired. Rockies: losing streak, lost series/got swept against the Dodgers, Hurdle was fired.

…the A’s need to go on a losing streak right before the series with the Bums and then proceed to be swept.

Absolutely owned

and made to look very bad

Now THAT was the kind of AB...

….I’ve come to expect from Holliday this season.

Just think what the bottom of the order will do
Even if they all ground out to the pitcher

it will be an easier inning to watch.

i wish fosse's voice was in holliday's head on that 3rd pitch

“looking nothing but fastball”

Thornton made it look easy.

Oh wait, it was.

Was Big Joe throwing that inning?
do you think the padres would trade us adrian gonzalez?
for BoCro?

…dreaming…

thats fair...even value...

man, my mind wanders

don't dream it

be-ee- it

Ah Jerry Reinsdorf!

One of the only guys in baseball who Bud looks good standing next to.

trade

i say we trade bob geren for some new bats and some seattle mariners ball girls

he should be joining clint hurdle

on the unemployment line

I'll take brickbats and the golden girls.
if we had ball girls maybe our team would smile
bats?

maybe hes worth a can of pine tar

can they stop walking podsednik?
Leadoff walks are great

if you are the team receiving them

Bring in the righty for a sure Podsednik stolen base
will this be the good casilla or the bad casilla?
A Working Class Jairo...

….is something to be.

I'd be tempted to leave Breslow in just to control the running game

I don’t think Casilla can stop Podsednik from stealing. Not that he can stop Ramirez and Dye from hitting.

I am sure the Sox hitters are feeling pretty good about themselves

about now.

DP please

Are the A's giving Posednik the pass

So they can get to Lisa Dergan?

mmmmm.....lisa
She is sizzling freaking hot.
We need a line-drive DP!
here comese the bunt
I would take the steal first if I were managing Chicago
Alexei Ramirez weighs what? 75 lbs?
LOL...i was just thinking that!
hes listed 170
no fucking way is he 170

unless he’s wearing cement shoes

He's about to lose some of that weight

Ozzie will be chewing a good part of his ass off after failing to sacrifice.

So...have we lost yet?
Don't worry

Casilla will make sure of it.

i love how everyone is positive..haha
Oh man

Foss is so right. Come on, Santijairo.

Fosse said

“Believe it or not. That is something you work on in spring training.”

Did he mention that the correct play is to let the ball drop

and then throw to FIRST? That’s the right play.

Yes. He said it was the catcher's job to call a signal

in that exact situation.

Most people assume the right play is to throw to second,

but that allows the batter to reach first most of the time. Since the runner is frozen near first on a pop-up, if you let it drop and throw to first you get the batter out and then you have the runner easily in a rundown.

Most people are not very intelligent then :-)
"Easily in a run down"

…..may be an oxymoron with this team.

now comes the stolen base
"Believe it or not, that's a play that's usually worked on in spring training."

So’s batting and pitching, but that doesn’t make much of a difference for the A’s this season.

Are we playing the A's now?
If we were the game would never finish
Carlos Gonzalez

Gonzalez is hitting .341/.425/.631 with nine homers and a PCL-leading 55 RBI in 179 at-bats at Triple-A Colorado Springs this season.

I want to cry.

NOW you can start crying
There's no crying in baseball.

Then again, this isn’t quite baseball.

he's done fine in the minors

he had a good track record. he struggled in the majors with us last year, though (though i think that’s largely because we called him up too quickly). if he can replicate those numbers in the bigs, then yeah, we screwed that one up.

While some of it is because of the altitude, he's killing it.
If one guy is going to beat us

Let it be JD.

Damn.

That ball was drilled into the ground and through…

Oh boy...

…here we go.

DP please DP please DP please DP please....
I second that emotion!
Santiago Springer or Russ Casilla

Hopefully it is none of them

Way to jinx it.
Sorry

But I think that meatball was thrown all on his own with no help from anyone

shit shit shit shit shit
Ca-See-Ya

No one could have predicted that.

Love on the rocks.

Ain’t no big surprise.

And

Casilla stays true to form.

Well...

Let’s take comfort in the fact that we knew it was going to happen.

That was somehow pretty inevitable.
un-f'n-believable
Safe to say

Game over.

Oh yes

It’s well over

The game was over when it was tied at 2.

We only have 3 or 4 hitters in the lineup so that’s what you get will half a team

Three hitters is a third of a team.

Just sayin’…

I know

Plenty of holes there isn’t there

at least we're consistent even if

it’s consistently bad, awful, sucky

so who called 5-2?
and I said that earlier

fuck…here comes our bullpen

Play the kids!
another solid a's performance
HOw did I know THAT was gonna happen!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

I hate you, Casilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Casilla needs to turn into K. Cameron until further notice
I've run out of ways

To feel depressed. We are a truly bad baseball team, and there is no denying it.

I think I’m finally going to save myself some dollars and tell comcast “internet only please.”

casilla is a gamer
That's okay!

This will give Geren career loss number #202. Keep them coming, Bobby!

Billy calling up satco again..

Jeff Gray…please come up for 1/3 IPs then I’ll send you back down

By the way, earlier when I said I would have left Cahill in,

it’s exactly because I would have wanted Breslow available to face Thome here.

but to be fair to Geren

he also may have not held the game at 2 for this long either.

True - but that's why you try to get 6+ out of your starter

The more you pitch your back-end relievers, the more this will happen.

Our guys have to hit Gavin Floyd.

Plain and simple. Our “young” pitching can’t be expected to do this much anyway.

Yeah, getting shut down for 6 straight innings

by a guy with a 6.00+ ERA is not a terrific strategy.

Remember when everyone made fun of the Angels for only carrying

Darren Oliver? We are now that team.

FIRE. GEREN. NOW.

and PLEASE send Casilla with him!

Remember to tell him to take Springer as extra baggage.
Trade them all to the Nippon Ham Fighters...

….for a serving of dried squid.

So who we taking with the #1 pick next year?
Washington's getting that

But we are looking solid for the #2 pick

It don't matter

Beane will find a reason to pass on it whoever it is.

We will take the guy who had 55 Walks and 25Ks but hit 240.
LOL

You might be right

Too Much Queso

On that Casadilla.

I think this is the time of the evening when I leave to watch "Bones."
dang

where is john halama when you need him?

why is Casilla used in pressure situations?

then again— why Cameron? Why Springer?

What a horrible team. Can’t hit Gavin Floyd— ’nuff said

are you trying to say

that it should be easy to hit a pitcher with an ERA north of 6.00?

did anyone hear the song the whitesox were just playing?
I heard it

was it “Walk like a man” directed at Casilla?

Call up EL Duque on the phone

The guy is 43 years old, but I think he would still pitch better then these bunch of losers

that non DP by casilla ended up being big
No Worries

we got this one keep your head up guys

I want OUTS!!!!!!!
I want Wins
we gotta get out of this inning first
we have to start small

first outs, then we can progress to wins.

at least conan is on tonight!!
PEARL JAM BABY
Is this his debut?
yup....i just wish leno was done with
?

Hey, no politicians on AN!
maybe arnold can do something about bob
at least you don't need a supermajority

….to fire an incompetent manager

ack!

put a NSFW tag on that thing!!!! I think I’m going to be sick…..

Men vs. Wild is on tomorrow night
Pam's gig is tomorrow night.
first show tonight

will ferrel is on

Look MOMMY

They’re doing the WAVE!

leno on at 10 starting in sept.
All right, we're boned.
strick out nicholas nixs!
what if kirk cameron where pitching instead

inning…. over by now

i think candace is probably more athletic than kirk
he would need help from Boner
....and everyone would have been raptured...

….or at least converted to disbelief in dinosaurs thanks to their bananas.

im out im gonna go see the new terminator....
Can we replay this inning? I don't like it.
You can if you have mlb.tv premium

….but the results usually don’t change.

can someone fire bob geren?
boner

the power of boner and kirk cameron would be enough to stop an army

I wanna see Crosby pitch.
Nice job by the bullpen

A bases-loaded walk.

Fuckity Fuck!
i couldn't have said it any better
Stabity Stab!
"Help, I'm an A's Reliever... Get Me Out Of Here!"
Rather pathetic

I have given up getting angry.

I am looking forward to Mazarro having a good outing. Even though these pricks will fuck him for run support

OMG...this is excruciatingly sucky
Suckity Suck!
No reason to blame Geren tonight
Not really but we should anyway
Everything is Geren's fault
well...leading off with O-Cab was not a good decision
OH let's blame him anyway....
Agreed. Even the moves he made that I would have done a little differently made sense

His team didn’t give him a chance to mess it up.

sympathy strick

Umpire wants to go back to his hotel and watch the PPV porn.

Maybe that's what the A's are doing in their hotel at night
this is totally gnar gnar..

gnar gnar binks…is wheel of fortune on

What can you say about that inning?
casilla stunk?
yay! OK, just need four runs now.
It f-ed up a game we mighta had a chance of winning?
look at the bright side.

we did score 2 runs!!

Yay. Swooney tease.

Tease me more.

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