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Open Thread: A's vs. Rangers, cont'd

Giese did his job: 5-2/3 of solid work. A's down 3-2 heading into the bottom of the mojo sixth.

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1.1
touche
Lets get this douche!
Get thee to a douchery!
Bring me a shrubbery !
We are the knights who say Neek!
2
3.14159265
I see your pi and raise you e

2.71828182845904

Are these the A's runs total for April?
This is

funny.

don't make fun of the newbie ... don't make fun of the newbie...

oh boy. ohhhhh boy.

you know,

if I were bored, say the team wasn’t very good or something, I might get a big up my butt and start making up fake accounts.

I just have to let that typo go...
oh you really shouldn't.
We just have toooooo

let it goooo-oh-oh-ohhhh

uhm.

are you saying something which could lead to a conspiracy theory or no?

sure, we're bored.

why not?

ah.

are you saying that your blood ketchup is behind this?

zombies?
no zombies, walkoff. Don't worry.

I got the zombiescope right here and it’ll go nuts if zombies get anywhere near u…oh shit.

/breaks out the shotgun
/calls zombie annihilation squad

/checks supply of molotovs.

...so the baby tomato is just lagging behind

and the father tomato gets real angry.

Is it just me

or did Uma look exceptionally sexy during that scene?

It is not an UMA!
Um yes.
So

You’re not into the OD types? Huh.

I hate it when I confuse heroin for cocaine

It can ruin your evening

Travolta thought so.
I don't know you!

Crank caller! Crank caller!

A magic marker!

A felt pen!

You mean the one with all that shit all over her face?
I can do this all night.

Which is pretty sad actually.

me too.

and me too.

You ain't my friend Palooka
I think you heard me just fine, punchy.
The A's are the Fox Force 5-4, ending the inning
that made me laugh, a lot.
That has to be a joke

but if not I want to party with that guy at a Nascar race.

Well, if it ain't a joke, he'll surely be there.

Chose one.

O-Cab should drive one
o-cab should vacate the top third of the order

o-cab should vacate the top third of the order

my call still stands

Giambi drives a tie.

he drove a walk.
G-Money....

He’s gonna tie it up right here.

A walk is as good as a homer, right?
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat
No.

Me doctor, her nurse, you patient.

I don't approve of all this sex on the television
Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I'm expecting him to cross the plate...

hence a tie score….

But that means this Holliday bloke has got to get a hit.

That’s never going to happen.

Sad....

but true.

You meant, BB, SB, SB, Sac Fly?
As long as he gets balked in, you may be right!
WALK

Fosse, stop talking about Saltalawhatsits’ knee-savers. I mean, really.

Although

we talk about knee-high socks ALL the time

Really?

Best bit of the broadcast for mine. The rest is just PR.

Okay, I should admit that I wasn't actually listening to what they were saying.

I was just a little annoyed by the recurring camera shots of Salty’s knees.

who said they had dreams of

“giambi walks, holliday for a 2r-HR” ?

Geez folks. It's just a foul ball.

Not worth cracking your skull.

Ok, "Helton's Helper"

time for a dinger…

pthhhhhhhhhhhht!
Todd's doing well again

He’s approaching “can’t quite crack into the” Hall numbers

I'm distracted

but what’s a draft and follow?

That DP nearly recorded zero outs.
?

you mean it was close?

Guy barely touched second and the play at first was close too
Holliday sucks.
and why am i cutting down on studying efficiency for this?
i wonder that myself.
Because you're emulating your hero Holliday?
what kind of major are you that you use phrases like study efficiency?
haha

i guess that is probably my engineering background coming out… but i am currently working on a MBA from NYU, part-time. last night i was studying for my stats final. being on the east coast, it was a particularly annoying waste of efficiency since it was already pretty late at that point.

/Sigh

Holliday better go on a month long tear to justify trading Patrol Craft.

Agree

with all the praise for CarGon like he was Roberto Clemente-Mantle-Mays, it didn’t take long to unload him for an ice cream cone, soon to be forgotten.

DiMaggio says eff you.
why did we do that with pena too?
apparently they thought he was'nt trying hard enough.
And Cruz and Scutaro and Tejada and Lilly and Harang....
And Ludwick and Either...
ethier really ticks me off.

I don’t know, we got what we wanted… but … I don’t know. I really liked Ethier. and he’s good, too.

The M's/Royals game was Silva vs. Ponson

Ugh.

and Ponson looked like a Sir for one night
"They call me MISTER Talentless Fatass!"
And Silva did his thing

epitome of “long term contract FAIL” that GMs so easily create.

Silva should better this year

He always does better in odd years (05,07,09?)

but Ponson was lights out for awhile

I was hypnotized. Plus their stadium has a bee infestation in the robocam.

Royals doing a classic Beane move by holding

Hochevar at AAA until they get another year of control on May 15th.

Why can't Wolff give us something exciting...

..like a bee infestation in our robocam?!?

The A's need to go back to the Oaks throwbacks
I approve of this statement.
I approve the approval of this statement.
I've flagged your comment.
I approve of this statement.
Christ what an asshole
There we go.

Nice.

Now see

That’s a “+1” I can get behind.

Could be an idea

I was an “Oaks” player when I was twelve.

The irony was, laughing at the Oaks players when I was ten, and calling them “Oinks”.

Cust always looks confused.
Man Wuertz looked good.

How could he not have been available for the 13th??? Sigh.

He had restless leg syndrome.
Or perhaps Rinderpest
They were doing a version of a "sit-down strike"

to show their disapproval of Geren.

Wuertz

He’s pitching well and efficiently too.

Cust HR?
Or some other true outcome.
Guess not

But he did apparently “fist” it.

Ewww.

Lee Hammer says no
Aha! TV guys may have found the problem

We’re using second-rate bats.

I could have told you that.
Infield single for Cust!
Jack Cust Fists?

Woohoo!

That can be..

….very romantic!

Ooops...

…that was supposed to be linked to this.

I KNEW magick things were going to happen this inning!

Cust infield single. Doesn’t get much more magick than that.

Jack Cust-iro

Faster than Ichiro.

without all of the confusing language barriers
Zook plus Buck for the win!
ZOOK HR PLZ
I'd take a double gladly
you were close...
Be more specific next time, okay?
Big leg kick for this pitcher. Cust should swipe 2nd
without practicing his soccer skills this time
With his lightning speed?

Fear the Suzuki. Pitching all around him like that. Yep, our best hitter there.

RALLY KILLER!

Woop woop!

It’s a disco call!

Okay. I have to go watch American Idol now.

(Remember, don’t judge me!)

The A’s will probably rally while I’m gone. You can thank me later.

wait,

did I agree not to judge her for watching that crap?

It's okay --

We know you’re actually going off to download more podcasts of the Writer’s Almanac.

Yes. I am a woman of varied interests.

In one night, I can watch the A’s lose, watch my favorite contestant not get kicked off on American Idol (yay!), and read a few chapters of a Thomas Hardy novel, all while listening to Writer’s Almanac podcasts.

wish we knew how to bunt

we seem to give TWO outs away quite often.

Yeah if we insist on giving away outs I'd like us to be able to do it

proficiently.

if we bunt successfully, then somebody would need to get a clutch hit...

then that becomes another problem

Or even a hit. That appears to be difficult enough.
Do tears and spilled beer

ruin keyboards?

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

MWA-HA-HA-HA

Do. Not. Want. To.
I never thought we'd get so stymied by the Rangers pitching....
Oh Brian...
Did you grill your kielbasa tonight?
I know I should'nt be suprised

I’m going tomorrow to break up this mess of season!

Me too!

Come sit with me. Sec. 117. Its not like there will e a ton of people.

Will do!

Not sure where I’ll be as I’m going to get the ticket @ the game.

I don't even look at how many runs the A's score

if we hold Texxxas to 5 runs or less, we win

Remove Rangers

and just say “pitching”

Carlos Pena hit a HR in the 10th at NY

and TB beat the Yankees 4-3.

Always an “ex-Athletic” who becomes a serious player.

I was watching that game before this one.

It was TOTAL BS that the pitch that the Yankees tied the game on (Texiera hit a line drive down the left field line to clear the bases—two outs). It was POURING. The pitcher was a curveball pitcher. It really was completely screwed up. AFTER he hit that, they delayed it.

Good lord, how long was that game delayed for?!
was that the game that had 3 delays?
And Ex-Ranger and ex-Tiger and ex-Red Sock
he gets that fresh tapped taste sitting by the pool.
Sippin on an MG....
Sipping, Ha.

I’m guzzling to drown the sorrow.

I'm doing heroin
it's overrated.

now dilaudid…

Not necessary

when common side effects include light-headedness, dizziness, sedation, constipation, nausea, vomiting, and sweating. I already have those watching this team.

does it list awesome feelings of awesome awesomeness as a side effect?

No?

Then it don’t know dilaudid.

direct stimulation of the μ opioid receptor my man

Dilly’s legit

I had this wierd thought....

about what our posts would look like if written in the style of that MG commercial. fresh.cold.taste in a bot-tul. Don’t ask me why…..just strange like that.

Man...

looking back, I wish we didn’t trade Ethier…

Another chance for Holliday

We’re on pace for Matt to have the last swing of the game. I’m hating myself for predicting this, but a solo shot to tie it and off to extras again.

Does anyone here know what Buck's walk-up song is?
Motorhead - The Game
thanks

it sounded familiar earlier in the game but I couldn’t hear enough to recognize it

My friend talks to Lemmy quite often

I have his phone number but I do not call it.

He called him the other day and he told him he was busy servicing a female (LOL)

Springer?? Springer is in???!!!

I thot he played for Seattle.

Buck saves Springer

From potential implosion.

Springer has been a disaster of late.

Go A’s

Is this

where the New York Rangers play when they end the hockey season?

the leafs, you mean?
Springer making Buck work awfully hard.

Making everything get hit towards right.

Can the A's take the lead in the 8th...

and hold it?

I wanna believe. I really do.

Theoretically - It IS possible....I'm an optimist, too!
He could use some repitition

shake off that bench rust, maybe inspire him to get a hit.

Happy Springer

my god, that's frightening.
It's only a dog, man.
A dogman?

My god! They’ve crossbred!

Unfortunately he could never play for the Yankees
Santa, what have you done?
Great news: The A's are still outhomering Carlos Pena, 13-12.
Quiet, you.
The a's have 13 homeruns?
In your face Pena.
I just wish the A's

had more wins than home runs right now.

An even worse sign

We have more stolen bases than home runs right now.

I think he might be telling us something

is that Giambi?
yes
no, it's a bottle of jack daniels
Sippin' on a JD...
That he's past it?
Unlucky Petit.
Petit drove that ball.
I think we shold keep Petit!
But only if I learn how to type!
And only if he learns how to hit.
The Kings got last place this year

The Raiders had yet another drama losing season
My mexican soccer team hasn’t won anything in 58 years now
My home country has a stupid virus and might not make it to the world cup

Please God, don’t do the same thing to my A’s

But your heels did pretty well
for 1 year

I’m an exchange student, doesnt really count

Petit

Certainly no D’Angelo Jimenez.

What was that, 5 pitches?
We have a fabulous late inning approach
swing early, swing often?
lose quicker.
I thought Nomar was still on the DL?
God, dont remind me- He's the only player thats fun to watch.
sad, sad, and a little more sad.
They want to get it over with

They have a day game to lose tomorrow

clubhouse spread is cooling down..!!!

Signals from the Texas dugout to the Athletics, and back…

“Let’s Eat already!!”

good thing cust wont be up in the first 3 batters next inning
we're just holding out to get bailey another W
4-0 would look good next to his name
Looking to be the first 20-game winner

for a last-place team since Lefty and the Phillies..

right beside "token A's all-star"
"The new Duke"
Looks like the Dodgers will have 13 in a row at home

and we have 13 home runs total.

Impressive on both counts

That's unreal in regards to the real LA
all against sub-.500 teams

but who’s counting?

They all count.
No doubt. That is the dumbest thing when "experts"

say “they are beating up on weaker competition” which basically means a lot of teams and the entire AL West.

It's like when your team wins the division (say the Rangers win it this year),

v. few people are going to look back in a decade and say "Hang on, that pennant you have hanging for the 2009 AL West Division crown is tainted because the division was weak that year.

A win is a win is a win.

ours is more impressive
We have one more than Carlos Pena!

Yay us!

Not a Yankee fan but I'm glad Torre is having success.
I think all negative posts

should be in a differant language and no drunk typing and Pig Latin doesnt count.

Do werï wisehndo worai
Do werï wisehndo worai
Eleweso, eleweso, eleweso, elowi sundi

這隊為什麼這麼爛?
So this Bailey kid eh. He's not going to last the season.
Quick games

My daughter is waiting for me to read her the last chapter of the sixth book in the Harry Potter series. [She can read on her own; we’ve just been at this since she was a lot younger.] Anyway, she likes the A’s, but wouldn’t mind a quick outcome.

So that’s okay too.

the sixth book is good.
They're all pretty solid.
We should post everything in wing dings font
That would be hilarious!
Bailey Daily K
I sure wish Roy Halliday was an A instead of a Jay
bottom of the 9th...o-cab, giambi and holliday

not sure whether i’m happy or sad

load the bases, but DO NOT SCORE...
souunds about right.
ugh
You forgot to add

with no outs

Positives

The A’s can probably score more runs than the entire NL West.

we can't outscore Manny Ramirez alone
Again, he's awesome and he was awesome in the AL so going to a weaker

league he’s going to be awesomer…..

We're not offensively supperior to any player, team or division
irish cream mojo?
Based on MLB Gameday the strikezone looks like it's all over the place
Seriously, how good is this Bailey kid.
Can we clone him?
But they'd be no use to us for two decades....
He's good enough to be 4-0

if these hitters would wake the **** up in the 9th

fun fact: he's a tommy john survivor
We'll find out how well his surgery went
It was 4 years ago.
We would have quite a few more wins

if Bailey could have pitched every inning of every game.

A one-man starter/closer/'pen!

Why hasn’t anybody thought of that yet?!?

Nolan Ryan has.

And the Brewers tried it with Sabathia last season.

A game like this

keeps the empty seats looking for more!!

…and a return engagement!

O Cab leadoff walk

Holiday 2nd Coliseum home run for the win.

I really hope U R Correct
Looking good
Lets Go Oakland!
2 RUNZ here we come!
yes, nice thought
Stupid things I contemplate when losing

An alphabetical look at the staff:

The A’s pitcher know their As, Bs and Cs.
The A’s staff has a ton of Gs
Once in a while you’ll get a big O
There’s a small chance you’ll see a W or an S
But more often they make you spout Zzzzzs

Rally zombie kitty.

Haha, that's awsome
I CAN HAZ BRANEZ?
when we win, rally zombie kitty.

when we win.

Hey

Remember When Frank threw a chair? Silly times.

1 is the heater

2 is the curve
3 is furniture

IT's RALLYPUS!

ACK!

Cap’n, it’s the dreaded rallypus!

We’re all gonna die!

We have to ruin this francisco guy's ERA

Right now.

Uh oh, Ken just jinxed Cabrera

Saying he never strikes out.

and you posted it!
Nice 8 pitch AB to get Francisco a little tired as well
But he was right as O-Cab gets the walk
a start

toward a W

Good at Bat

Now stay away from making an out

GREYBEARD!

Or if you prefer, GRAYBEARD!

I'll be yelling yey or yay

Just don’t make me say nay Giami

I want Hatteberg back, seriously

who’s this Giambi guy

Jason has no balls, KK says.
C'mon A's!!!
Giambi can't hit a fastball.
Fountain Of Youth

Gatorade is what is needed here.

HGH is what he needs.
HGH is what everybody needs
Jason is due as well.

Relax, don’t do it!

Thooooooong!
eh!

c’mon Gramps…Giambi

LETS GO JASON, MATT AND JACK!!!

one of you can do it

Let's go, Matt and Jack
I told you... he can't fucking hit a fastball.
95 looks like 105 when you're 38
He couldn't hit the 90 MPH shit from Feldman.
At least he didn't GIDP.
the silver lining
He couldn't hit the 90 MPH shit from Feldman.
leaving the 6-3 DP to Holliday

crisp finish.

LETS GO MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't see

Giambi chase pitches like that often, even now.

Steal 2 bases now

so the ground ball can score a run

come on matt you got this!

Please no GIDP! Please no GIDP! Please no GIDP!

What the fuck
Friends don't let friends...

…root for the Twins.

Matt!

Remember last night baby!

Giambi's Slug

below .300…

at what point should it not be referred to as "slugging"
Only one out

If Holliday gets aboard, we can make it to Suzuki!

And that's why they pay him the big bux!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No one can hit a fucking fastball…

gameday says that AB was all fastballs

fail

Yeah they were all 94+ mph fastballs.
goddamit

LETS GO CUUUUUUUUUSSSSST!!!

Walk Off True Outcome, Please!
Just a guess here, Jack

You’re going to see some high heat. Be prepared.

an educated guess

the powers of observation..

opposing team's strategy: FASTBALL
In the strikezone.
Matt Holliday?

I thought you said Roy Halladay.

Cust B, Suzuki RBI???

A’s loose in 11.

Would you believe

We have the 8th fewest strikeouts in the majors?

No, we ground out and pop out a lot.
rally zombie kitty needs brains.
LETS GOO KUUUUUURRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!

Nice slide, O-Cab!

there's hope, i suppose.
Suzuki homer! Let's make it happen!

“Mr. Walk Off last year”

I wish Cabrera has stolen a base
Steals are bad.
Aloha Mr. Blown-Save?
Kurt Suzuki

Champion of all that is good in this world

Do it

Rajai for the fail

Please don’t steal Rajai. Please.

you got this ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Kiyoshi Suzuki

Get yourself a hit, young man.

Be patient, Zook.
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH
Lucky sods. Nice try Zooks.
So close and yet so...

…A’s.

Nice ride, kid. Fuck we lost again.
So freaking close.
Why do the A's always wait to the 9th.
G'night, A's fans
We got a little tease at the end

I’ll take what I can get.

T definitely WSS
I think they call it a sweat in the poker world.
Note to new stadium builders

Slide fence in 15 feet or so.

FAILURE #16 of season

7 games under .500 and counting.

This team is 100 percent depressing

Their playoff hopes are done...

Now… if only anyone on this team had trade value.

We're only 64% depressing
Thats the scary part

very very little trade value right now

Oh Yeah

Looks that way unless they turn it around in a hurry. I don’t like conceding but they are too bad to make a run at this stage. 7 games under .500 and 1 of only two teams with single digit wins.

Theres 0 pop in the line-up
Same thing different year...
So close...
We just wanted Wash to have his team in first place
That's true....it's part of our cunning plan!

I feel better.

Good strategy

Train a bunch of coaches to beat us in our own division.

Yup. The A's are now 2-7 against the managers they didn't want
heh- interesting.
Unless...

We bribed ‘em to throw all the summer games, scripting yet another surge through the standings for the A’s

Too frickin' true

I really wanted Wash to be the A’s manager when we had the opening.

Besides seeming about 18x brighter than Geren,

he actually has a personality and some life.

“We’ve secretly replaced Bob Geren with a Sachs Fifth Avenue mannequin. Let’s see if the players notice…Nope.”

Can't have that in a 21st century Oakland skipper

It’s one of them unwritten rules of baseball.

Is that gone

in Arlington?

Easily

Might even be off the wall tomorrow afternoon.

This will make it better

wow

That link is fishy
it has to be in the water

There is no other society like them…

It's that time in the season

when people start saying, “the A’s suck”, “they wont make it to the playoffs”, “That team cant hit”

just to remind you

its “WE suck”, “WE wont make the playoffs” and “WE.. wait, that team cant hit is right”

Zook tried to do much with it

Cust went with the pitch. Nice hitting. Oh well. They’ll come around and start hitting. I think it’s just a matter of time. Tomorrow’s a day game, which will be a win. I like our chances against Torornto, too. Ususally rise to the occasion against really good teams. Look at the bright side. Dan Giese! Wow! Nice pitching. And the bullpen looked sharp too. We’ve had trouble against Feldman before. Everybody take a deep breath and repeat after me. It’s May. We always suck before the All Star Break. We will go on a big run very soon. Tomorrow’s another day. Go A’s!

iiiiiiiiinhale



It’s May. We always suck before the All Star Break. We will go on a big run very soon. Tomorrow’s another day. Go A’s!

exhale.

We always suck before the AS break

but the down side is we had better teams then when they made it to the playoffs.

This team is current a bad team.

I don't think this team is any worse

then any other team we had, or those teams were any better. Young pitching, some veteran hitters. Time will tell.

HD TV

Hey all you HDTV owners out there. Do you ever get used to everything looking like it’s on video, except for sports? It’s weird.

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