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Open Game Thread: Game 19 - Oakland A's at Texas (cont.)

So it's 3-0 A's and it's the pen's game to win or lose at this point.  It'd be nice to get Braden another win.  Andrew Bailey is a stud.  Enough said.

LET'S GO A'S!!!!!!

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Please hang on and win, A's

That is all.

No Whammys!
too late
he said please
roomy.
Twomey
Tomei?
?

her and the chick from Weeds should have an "adorable dark-haired white girl"-off
If you don't mind me saying

I think I might love you. Or in Noncreepy, I agree.

whore.
I've asked

you not to call me that here. Expect to be punished.

I'd hate to get in between you and LB

….or would I???

oh, you'd like that.
Don't knock it.
Mary Louise Parker!

Gah, why did it take me that long.

Maybe they should face off Thunderdome-style. Two cute brunettes eneter, one cute, albeit worse for wear, brunette leaves…

I'm liking that.

And that Weeds role makes MLP that much more sexy.

agreed

In the Thunderdome, MLP from Weeds would have to square off against stripper Marissa from the Wrestler.

It’s only fair.

That might make the earth break.
I was thinking something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2lhCv3zQjo

[I don’t know how the imbed function works here]

Are you asking me to move in with you?
If I do, will it be weird?
Maybe a little at first

But I’m sure my wife would get used to it.

Blez,

you should hang around more often.

Yeah, he could be a good addition to this place
as long as he remembers his place.
Bad new thread mojo.
ZOMBIES
definitely zombie.

Frickin Blalock.

Justin Doosher bobblehead?

Or did I hear the A’s promo wrong? Sounded like he said, “Doo-sher”

correct spelling is doucher
THROW IT BACK
at least he didn't do that with the bases loaded
fffffffing blalock
This is why I felt uncomfortable last time Blalock was up

HR

Springer looks like he has a toomer on the side of his head

in his official picture.

former de la salle great amani?
BRING IN BAILEY!!!!!

Oh.

danke schoene for managing the threads, blez
Luckily

Nobody was on to run with Blalock.

Still A’s game to win.

I hate the music they play in that place after a homer or a nice play by the Rangers

Using “The Natural” in that place is almost a travesty.

Because the place is built out of plastic and leftover nacho trays?
it's good to see Texas getting involved in the recyling effort
I want to meet

the people that live in your head.

I agree

That place is about the last place in the world that you need to be a “natural” to hit home runs.

Texas has 40 HRs this month...damn it
lol how long will it take for the A's to get to 40? Middle of August?
I watched Andrew Bailey

And you, Mr. Springer, are no Andrew Bailey.

I do like his name, though.
Please do not throw that kinda junk up there

or 3 runs, now 2 will not be enough

I've been napping through most of the game

But from what I’ve heard about the announcers, I really hate them. On MLB.tv, I’m forced to listen to the Rangers announcers and they seriously are terrible. It sounds like they know nothing about baseball.

They went of on a Lost spiel and started referring to Buck as Sawyer from the show. They’ve made fun of fans and players and said things like “For realz,” and all I could think of is, “These are the best announcers Major League Baseball can find? For realz?”

I've heard the ones the Nationals have

Trust me, those guys are awful. They bitch and moan about calls like they broadcast for the best team in history and are entitled to everything going their way.

i think the white sox clowns are the worst

that “you can put it on the board” thing they do is god awful

I just assumed they were #1 by default
lol... good point.
Sox are definitely the worst

But they definitely know more about baseball than these idiots.

You have to forgive them a little

They’re not used to many games that actually involve good pitching, fundamentals and so on. They watch video game baseball most of the time so their knowledge is more limited to stuff like “Wow, he hit that one far.”

The one calling lead on the Rangers TV network

sounds like the guy that does the radio play-byplay for my Chargers – Josh Lewin.

internet searching

OH, hey! It is. :) He calls Chargers games much better.

oops, here's the lets win A's Rally Baby

noone tell him

what happens if this doesnt work

It'll work

At 4 months old, she can’t sit up on her own, but can do this

from the looks of those glassy eyes...

neither will remember either way

Springer missed his spot there huh?
Yes! See my comment below.
Ziegler

5 out save?

You mean 0 out save?
Is Ziggy even available today?
Is Casilla even available today?
Not sure, he wasn't available yesterday

If they had the game

I don't think he swings that way
You don't know til you try...
Springer missed his spot by a mile!

Zooks was standing up! Springer threw it to his ankle!

lol thats what i was saying
paging Geren;

Geren to the pitcher’s mound please.

I like your sig

It sounds like a Japanese translation. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler FTW.

I heard it during a game on the old station

One of those “How great is it to have such a great veteran like Alan Embree in the ’pen?” questions. I wish I could punctuate it in a way that would accurately reflect Geren’s ‘how do I answer this’ delivery.

Isn't Teagarden one of the squares in Monopoly?

Either way, he strikes out looking.

Marvin garden?
I prefer Park Place
Baltic Ave.

Is my territory

KK

strikeout looking if the backwards K

FAIL

Teabagger, er garden, gone looking.
wow, David Murphy has a 0.097 BA

and they’re bringing him in to pinch hit??

not even Bob Geren would do that

Shh, we don't want to reverse jinx him into a HR
are you sure about that? haha
zero in front of decimal of batting avg

FAIL

I can put a zero wherever I like, thanks very much
How's Patterson's defense at 2B looked so far today?
Dunno

None of us can see it.

He's looked fine.

But to defend him of future errors, he’s primarily only played OF (and DH) in Sacto this year.

That's why I'm holding my breath with him out there today
i'm just a tad late.

why are there day games in texas?

Because it's still April?
no, i'm aware.

just more … two straight day games scheduled?

is there still a rule for minimum number of day games in a season?

Two straight?

The first two in the series were scheduled as night games.

yeah, ignore me.

i realized this just about now.

Let's go Oakland, Let's go!
Man, pitch 7 looked like strike 3 on Gameday
STRIKE THREE WTF!
looked low

maybe caught a touch but it dropped.

Springer inviting Disaster
Him and Dire Straights. Oh wait, that "flirting" not "inviting"
That's Molly Hatchet *grin*...
Because it's so much more fun

getting that final out from the top of the order. I’m going to start cursing very soon.

ugh... and i have kinsler on my fantasy team
this is not good

this is bad

Get some motivation up in there, Springer.

FOR BRADEN

Come on Springer

Finish him off!

you guys are geniuses

Keep up the good work

Oh my.

It’s contagous

not the guy to walk

especially to get to Kinsler

Weeble wobble

But don’t fall down.

almost no bueno.

instead, AMAZING.

OMG OMG OMG

Ryan I love you!

Brought back by Sweeney!
HE GOT IT HE GOT IT!!!
SWEENEY

OH MY GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
I hope you said that in you James Earl Jones voice.
HEAD A SPLODES!
Great Sweeney

FU SPringer

wow, that sounded amazing
wish i could have seen that
And I don't swear on this site

That’s as good as any A’s catch I’ve seen since the T-Long catch on Manny.

HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHIT BALLS

Griffey ess

WHAT HAPPENED? ROBBED A HR?
Yes!

Definitely worth, oh, about a hundred looks on replay online later. :)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

hahaha yes!

Sweeny has stilts!!
anybody watching?

Was that as awesome as it sounded?

Yes, it was

Out to dead center and Sweeney went about a foot or so over the wall to snag it.

Yes and probably MORE amazing as it sounded.
Mmmm

Yes.

Torii Hunter-esque

Better than T-Long’s against the RedSox

I dunno about that

Long’s was the last out and he almost rolled over that short fence. Then Koch tackled him.

This might sound weird.

But I giggled at that last part.

It does.

and. rawr.

Yes.

But for some reason Kinsler got mad. He threw his helmet and everything.

How rude!
I know.

I don’t understand it. A lot of other guys were happy and he ruined it.

Did I just channel Cindi?

one of those glove bends backward over the top of the wall
Replays just make that more awesome
Dear Geren

Please do not bring springer back out there.

Jerry Jerry Jerry!
Blevins? Where?

(i kid.)

Now that was appropriately called. Ryan looked AWESOME!
FINALLY WE'LL MAKE IT ONTO ESPN!

I don’t even know how I feel about this.

nah, they'll show Jeter grounding out
maybe.

Depends if there’s any A-Rod news or if Veritek bunts a runner over.

Wow

That was as sexy as baseball gets.

cant wait to see that on mlbtv feed. let me get a snack
Crazy ass catch....best I've seen in a long time

wow

+1

since TLong in Boston?

That one almost made TLong worth it.
better

T Long was against a hip-high fence

How pimp was that?

ESPN-worthy? Waiting for the Gameday highlight

You'll see it for sure
That's HAS to be the play of the day

on pretty much everything. And he did it so freaking calmly.

DAY? TRY YEAR SON
Unless Jeter fields a routine one-hopper or something
GMTA

Read above.

Yeah, no doubt...
I hope so

Can’t wait to see it

Gameday makes it un-awesome

Ian Kinsler flies out to center fielder Ryan Sweeney. Three out.

Gameday makes everything un-awesome
"Three out" was the best part. :)
PLAY OF THE YEAR BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
That's why you don't pitch flyball pitchers in Texas!

no more russion roulette!

Kinsler flies out to center field.

Man, fuck gamecast. :(

i agree wholeheartedly

Most Amazing Catch I’ve seen in a While!!! Dwayne Murphy-esque!!!!!

So glad im not a Texas fan right now. ;)

Then I’d feel like such an A’s fan.

SWOONEY WITH THE GAME SAVER! :)
I hate being at work...

No video streaming….F BOMBS…

Nice job Sweeney

WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dirt, you made my lunch
Man, my internet cut out and missed the whole thing

I was dying because I was afraid Springer was going to blow it.

I've always said Sweeney should play really deep in CF

Thank God the A’s listen to me.

Snerk.

Why do you have to make everything about yourself?

Grrr grrr.

Hey all, just wanted to drop in and profess that my man crush on Ryan Sweeney lives on! Go A’s!

What a play by Sweeney!

Nicely done!

That was an incredible catch

Bright point of the season by far!

Griffey JR JR

amazing….saved the game for us. Nice pitched springer – you were about to collect your social security check if it wasn’t for Sweeney

For a team that might be 8-11 after today,

the A’s have sure WON a lot of games they should have LOST!

just got to say sweeeneeeyyyy
I almost threw my computer out of confusion.
Kinsler makes a routine play at second...

…and the announcer says he “shakes off the effects of that last play.”

finally saw it mlbtv. super sweet!
UNBEFUCKINGLEVIEABLE!!!

dude, i love ryan sweeney more every day

who pitches the ninth?
Wuertz against the 2-3-4
No Springer?

I’m to be cheated out of more highlight reels?

not sure???

hopefully ziggy but not sure due to his status

Holliday chance # 126
lucky number!
!!!!!!

Finally!

What an Awesome CATCH!!!
Holiday... insurance run plz.
i fucking called it

hahahahhahahhahahahha

you and SSlusser's anonymous source

Did you read on the Drumbeat some scout told her before the game that Holliday was going to hit one out today? That’s a nice call.

Holliday HR!!!!
HR?

Holliday?!!!!!!

HOLLIDAY

ABOUT F"N TIME

HOLY SHIT!
well they laughed at the man who invented penicillin
"The burn stops here."

HOLLIDAY HR!!!

Finally, Holliday!!!

For the record, I had his jersey on
"Had"?

Did his HR make you strip naked?

HOLLIDAY

FINALLY

F*ING FINALLY

F*ING FINALLY

Holliday finally does it!
LOL Slusser's scout was right

He predicted Holliday’s first bomb

LOL, I was just thinking about that
sigh.

it would have been more impressive if he predicted it at the beginning of the year. maybe that’d have saved us some heartache…

Is this, in fact, Bizarro world?
WOW Amazing catch!

I think everyone at my work is aware of that too now.

WHAT IS HAPPENING
HOLY CRAP Holliday has homerun power!

No more Kendallitis

LOL

hadnt heard that one before!

109 streak buster
Finally

after 8,000 at bats

seemed like more
is this my team?
HE DID IT!!!!!!!1
Holliday:

“Okay I’m signing here next year”

Yayyyy for Matt!
Griffey Jr Jr

amazing….saved the game for us. Nice pitched springer – you were about to collect your social security check if it wasn’t for Sweeney

this game so is really happening in bazzaroworld
I can has home run?
Holliday! Celebrate!

If we took a Holliday. [oh yeah, oh yeah]

It's a Holliday in Cam... er... Texas!
I'll try to stay away from

the “Dead Kennedys in Texas” line…

When Sweeney robs someone of a homer and Holliday hits one out...

…you know it’s your day.

Off the shnide, Matt.

Hopefully, that broke the drougt in a big way and he goes on a tear…

There is it! HR!

My feed is behind a bit.

So who pitches the 9th
dan giese. LOL
Don't ever do that again.
But screw that SWEENEY is still better than holliday
There it goes boys!

the monkey off his back!

Wow

The scout Susan Slusser talked to was right, Holliday did homer

can we hire him to say that before every game?
Not Ziggy

No high socks.

It’s Wuertz.

ziggy is sick and unavailable?

we’re playing with like, a 20 man roster.

Yeah, but sometimes people pitch when sick

And sometimes they’re sick when they pitch.

So does it hurt to miss work?

AFLAC!!!

I know I won't be satisfied until we reach the teens
Hello, Amber Alert?
Nice job Matt

Now don’t take so long for your next one

HOT SHIT

watch him unload for awhile like cust when he first came

Please let this be the game that changes our luck......
What the hell is going on here?

Did Geren suddenly start carrying a pistol around in his jacket and flashing it at our scrubs?

If that's what it takes
I'm alright with it.
hmmm... wuertz

i mean, injuries, flu bugs, funerals. who isn’t out for this game?

I think bob geren is wearing a cup...he could get in there
couldn't be any worse than crosby
What a quit turnaround

I was pissed for most of this game that Vicente Padilla once again wormed his way into a quality start against the A’s.

Then Sweeney happened.

Also, thanks for coming Matt Holliday.

"quit"="quick" when you're overjoyed
Lucky glove, O-cab.
Cabrera goes up the ladder
Another great play.
Come on big W
they're flashing the leather today
Defense Defense Defense

Hell and Yes!

We can build this thing together,

standing strong forever,
nothings gonna stop us now!

Worst. Song. Ever.
Well, it was the theme to the movie Mannequin..

…so it was doomed from the beginning… :)

The A's must have been working on their verticles before this game
MLB not putting Sweeney's catch up on the highlights

They already have Holliday’s HR up, so guess they won’t put it up.

i have witnessed a Holiday HR

check that off.

 Next travel to Africa to the see the rare Benobo Orchid that blooms once every 10 years under the first full moon after the summer solstice.

good thing i don't have him in my fantasy lineup today

:(

WTF, you have to pay to see the highlight videos on MLB Gameday now?
yeah its pretty gay
Flagged

(and call me).

We don't use that word like that now
You know, I was feeling pretty gay until you said that

Now I’m depressed.

Gunned down at third
After hitting his HR, everything else probably turned on.
Holliday just gunned down Young

Amazing D

After it bounced off the wall and got away from him
your gone !
Good strategic try for third by Young

Gritty.

Seriously, what a bonehead play.
OMG IT WORKED IN TEH ALL STAR GAME.
Running to 3rd base FAIL
Dear Michael Young

Thank you for trying to stretch a double into a triple. Dumbass.

He was safe.
Quiet, you.
*giggles*

whispers But it looks like he was…

really?

too close to call in my unbiazed opinion

out in my biazed one

He was safe. But how bad it that call now after the HR?
OH MY GOD WTF IS GOING ON!

DEFENSE

I believe after all the "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" posts, we are in fact all dead.

We’re either in the good place, or we lose this at the last minute and we ended up in the bad place.

So did Holliday just remember he plays baseball for a living or what?
he just remembered he is a in his contract year
that was Holliday's plan

the whole time!

wow. dumb play much?
Just like Jerry Reed said,

“When you’re hot, YOU’RE HOT!”

Great. More of "The Natural"
uhm. what just happened?

why do they get to hit so many homers?

oh geez

looked a lil safe

Bah, Andruw HR
Good thing Young wasn't on for Andruw's HR
I like our relievers' game plan for the 8th and 9th:

Give up HRs and triples until we win. Seems to be working.

It will work with one more out
OCab's catch looked painful.

I’d have pulled something.

Dumb Play

considering Wuertz just imploded

He hasn't exactly looked good this inning
giving up a homer to andruw jones is inexcusable
Good thing we got our insurance run from Holliday
And Holliday

I mean, he’s washed up.

Oh wait, he’s on our team? Nevermind.

really glad

Young didn’t stop at second

what a gift

i’m glad we didn’t go after michael young now, even though that wasn’t much of a rumor

Well, Andruw Jones seems to have paid off big for Texas (not so much for the Dodgers)

but then again, I do not think Jones would have done anything if we had gotten him. Texas supposedly has a great Hitting Coach.

Can we poach him? Or do we just really need to change our offensive philosophy?

The real wuertrz came back and finished off Blalock
special props goes out to angel campos
A Much Needed Win
* *cues up Kool and the Gang* *
This is what victory sounds like in Texas

Booooooooooooo! I like that sound much better than the stupid The Natural theme.

4-2 A's win!!
click goes mlbtv. you word is good enough for me
Woohooo!

That felt good!

What were you doing?
Oh dear.
Well at least

I didn’t say “who”

that whole little thread made me laugh.
It's the little things

except when it’s not.

And where have you been?
gah

i turn away for one second, and Andruw hits a homer…but we win, so yay go us

Don't ever do that again.
And now I'm rewinding MLB.tv

to watch Sweeney’s catch a hundred times.

+1
I'm waiting for it to go up on archive so I can see it for the first time
Didn't think anyone was listening *grin*...
Once again, Texas fails to have a winning record in April

Not that we have one either.

Vince & Ray

I hate to say it but they kinda go together like LB and me.

They're gay together?!
Dude

You should hear them.

And they helped us win today, too.

Holliday homers, A's win!

Let’s see Holliday slug one in a Non-hitters park now.

ESPN has the A's with a 98% chance of winning.
more like 100%
Even after we already struck out blalock?

We’re awesome.

they're right on it over at the four-letter network
They're waiting to see if the Rangers file a protest
eddie guardado is manning the percentage button
"Let go of the button, eddie"

“NO!”

damn gulf coast bias
Solid afternoon of baseball!

Big win A’s!

That was a lot of fun.

Game threads really make games like this much more fun.

…it’s kinda like how mixing it with baking soda and boiling it off make cocaine so much better.

The song by eric clapton or the drug? Cause they are both good with baking soda
You ever notice he sings it

like his jaw’s wired shut?

Get out

of my bed! I mean, head! Out of my head!

Why?

Where we going?

{gets excited to go for a ride}

Man mating season?
No way!

There’s actually a season?

Yes

It starts from 2:27 PM April 30th to…

Well you’ve got about 15 seconds.

Cap'n,

you’re too quick for me.

No, really, you’re too quick. I need another.

I'm interested to see how we stack up against Seattle this weekend

We need to get them back for sweeping us at our place earlier.
I wish I could go in person…too much to do.

i will accept nothing less than 2 of 3 from the M's this weekend

and now I know that Holliday can HR…i won’t give him anymore breaks

that would be great
I've made that drive, I think.

It’s a commitment, if I remember. Like four hours?

I think you can take the train for like $40?
Gonna have to go with the FSNW/HDTV/DV-R option this time, I think. :)
Maybe 3 1/2 if with minimal traffic.
I think Holliday deserves his own National Anthem
Holliday in Cambodua

DK

Holliday - Madonna

It would be so nice!

good bye month of april!

here’s hoping this will be like successful years past when we sucked in the month of april…

And reeled off 20 wins in a row in the heat of summer...
Sweet, the game archive just went live on MLB

Starting to re-live it all now. My work day was shot already anyhow.

WTF AN

Matt Holliday finally hits a homerun and NONE OF YOU TEXT ME??!!!

Wes7 gets an honorary mention but it was way after the fact.

So disappointed.

Sorry.

:(

I expected more out of you, Lynn.

/disappointed parent routine.

W/E!

/sassy teenager routine

Oh, hey Pam.

Holliday hit one out.

Pam,

Holliday went deep today.

Just thought you’d like to know.

My bad. I should have.
completely OT.

why do people make out in the library? i’m trying to write an essay here, and it’s really really really distracting. UGH.

Sorry, some of us just got really excited

What with the Holliday HR, Sweeney catch, and A’s win.

uh, I've done much worse in a library.

Much, much worse.

sorry bout that.

no, no.

i understand, i really do.

but in the middle of a computer lab? geez, at least move it to the bookstacks…

Don was just looking so cute...
It was my socks, wasn't it?
They are so cute!

With the little dinosaurs on them!

RawR!

what the crap

I missed all the good stuff! Stupid work interrupting my game.

But YAY for the A’s win and Holliday homer.

sweeney's catch was SICK!
the highlight's up on MLB.com now.

That was frickin’ AWESOME.

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