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1000 Comments About Jamey Carroll?

Probably not. But while "The Life and Times of Jamey Carroll" is unlikely to generate mass analysis on AN (or ever to become an ABC 3:30pm TV special), Carroll's free agent signing with the LA Dodgers has some noteworthy elements. And very few goatworthy elephants.

Star-divide

First of all, Carroll's agent -- shockingly, not Scott Boras but rather a guy named Jonathan Maurer who is likely a dentist in the small town where Carroll grew up, a part-time busboy who happens to know Carroll's dad, or the only guy in Carroll's high school class who never beat him up for still going by "Jamey" -- reports that the A's offered more money and playing time than the Dodgers did.

This would be the second time the A's were allegedly "Scutaroed," i.e., rejected despite offering more money than someone else, and the third time in two years they have been "Furcaled," i.e., rejected by a smallish infielder who can play SS because the player evidently did not feel he looked good in green. (I say green, because nobody could look good in pale yellow unless they were married to Jose Lima.)

Now before you panic, there were -- according to the dentist/friend of the family/non bully -- extenuating circumstances. The official reason Carroll chose the Dodgers, Maurer says, is that Carroll wanted to play for Joe Torre and Don Mattingly. Why Bob Geren and Jim Skaalan weren't good enough is unclear, but apparently a 35-year old journeyman with less power than Joe Biden (seriously, is he even still alive? I never hear about him and the last time I saw him on TV I could swear he looked at least 93) is more concerned about the team's manager and hitting coach than he is about hundreds of thousands of dollars. And you say managers don't matter. They not only matter, they bring shgritty difference-makers like Jamey Carroll to your organization.

This brings me to "second of all." The A's offered more than a 2 year, $3.85million contract to Jamey Carroll? The A's, who didn't want to pay Jack Cust the extra million between his 2009 contract and a likely arbitration award or settlement, wanted to pay Jamey Carroll nearly $2million more than Gregorio Petit to man the crucial position of "utility infielder"? Or is it that the A's weren't satisfied paying Aaron Miles $1.7million to be versatile -- which means "equally bad at many things" -- so they wanted to double the amount they were paying to guys who winning teams laugh at the thought of starting? Or is it that at age 36 come Opening Day 2010, the A's feel Carroll is just now approaching his prime and is about to start slugging over .350 -- his career slugging percentage?

If Jamey Carroll is your regular starting 3Bman, your team sucks. If he's your utility infielder, there are better ways of spending a couple million dollars for the next two years than to spend it on Jamey Carroll, v.36-37 years old. Meanwhile, Jack Cust is a free agent and Kurt Suzuki is currently the team's leading power hitter. Do. Not. Get.

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Carroll would have been the best option at 3B....and the team isn't very good. "Sucks"

is a bit strong, since Carroll could easily wind up the Dodgers starting 2B.

If you are a crappy utility man

and you are deciding between two teams offering you around 4 million dollars…

And one team sucks and plays in a shitty facility, and the other team is good and plays in an average facility…

I'd call Dodger Stadium an above average facility.

I also wouldn’t call Carroll a “crappy utility man”. He’s a crappy starter but a pretty good utility man.

Define "Pretty Good"?

Crosby < Carroll (barely)?

Well when you put it that way...
Carroll loves Mattingly

  He is from the same Indiana town that Mattingly is from so he wanted to play with his childhood hero. LOL Now that all the remaining 3b are off the market the name MT is being heard through the net. A backup ss and thirdbaseman. ??? makes you wonder.

So we need to find a 3B from Holland, Michigan?
Hey!

I’m from about 60 miles south of there. 3 cheers for Michigan…looks outside at a foot of snow, frowns

Where are you in Michigan?

My parents live in Grand Rapids, and my Dad is a hardcore A’s fan. Just so you don’t feel like you’re the only one there who loves the green and gold…

Grand Rapids?

I’m in the G-Rad right now. Woah. It’s snowing flakes the size of my thumbnail as I type this sentence.

I wish the A's could get a young 3rd baseperson

whose childhood hero was Eric Chavez. I bet that guy would stick around a looong time. Maybe even sign an extention beyond the arby years.

me too

i hope we find that guy someday. Maybe he will also be able to stick at 3B, play defense like Chavez, and not have the biggest legs on the planet.

His name won’t be Brett Wallace, and he won’t be destined for 1B or DH, and thus force a good player to the bench.

Do the A's have a B.O. problem or something?

Good grief doesn’t anybody want to play in front of hundreds of fans for a manager that wins at least 75 games no matter what?

When people turn down money and playing time to go play for a team with a lame duck manager and an ownership that is headed to divorce court well….it ain’t good.

So when does Adrian Beltre take less money to go play in the Mexican League?

Long before Eric Chavez could.
Unfortunately, Bob Geren isn't really a "lame duck manager"

He keeps getting contract extensions. And he has a club option for 2011 that will probably be picked up, since I’m pretty sure he should murder the entire Sacramento team and his punishment would be a three-year deal.

Wait, "should" or "could"?
Could

Sorry. Geren talk gets me all flustered.

I’ll be good this season though. I have no expectations of winning baseball in Oakland in 2010, so him costing the team games won’t bother me too much.

Yeah I was talking about Joe Torre being the lame duck manager

since this is his last year with the Dodgers

Oh, my bad

Is this actually his last year?

That's what Torre said

with Mattingly the favorite to replace him.

TWTS?
Yep

That’s what Torre said

Oh, and
If Jamey Carroll is your regular starting 3Bman, your team sucks.

Amen.

Yeah, but how bad is a team with no starting 3B?
We may find out in 2010
Extreme infield shift

We’ll play the LF in very shallow.

I'm guessing that the A's really want to keep DH open this season

…and not have Jack Cust in the OF. That’s the only thing that would explain non-tendering Cust and offering 2 million to Carroll.

And you're exactly right.

As much as is feasible, each roster spot is to be manned by someone that has a shot at being a cog of the future. Don’t be surprised if Davis and Ellis get traded at the deadline, either.

Then why not also play Petit, instead of Carroll,

save $2mil/year and find out what Petit can do?

Good question.

The only explanation I can offer is that “bench” is not a position that’s particularly important to leave open. In fact, if you want to make sure young players fill every starting position, make sure there’s no bench positions available for them to occupy.

Okay people only 989 more posts to prove Nico wrong!
989 comments of beer on the wall,

989 comments of beer. Make one more, Jamey comments galore, 988 comments of beer on the wall….

Why anyone would want to play at our current facility unless they

are getting a substantial amount more is beyond me.

I love the A’s but the sooner they leave the Coli the better for the team. Be it San Jose (My 1st choice) or a new park in Oakland (probably not going to happen)

984 comments needed
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I'm about to lose control

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lets not start blanking each others blanks just yet
Thanks, Mr. Wolf

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ther's a wolfe in the blank house?
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Jesse?

I'M SO (sob) SCAAAARED!

God, that show was awful.

Via MLBTR, the Diamondbacks made Kelly Johnson an offer

The reporter guessed the deal was worth around $2MM for a year. Even after a down year, at that price he seems like an excellent low-risk/medium reward. Very bad last year, but had a .249 BABIP as opposed to his career mark of .313 (which is what James predicts for him next year; ~.750-.800 OPS). I understand that not all inquiries are reported on, but for Oakland not to explore him as a 2B/3B/OF would be foolish.

Can he play 3B at all?
He played SS in the minors for Atlanta

Then made a switch to 2B. UZR has him as below average at 2B, but last year he was basically average. He might not win any awards for his defense at 3B, but I’m sure it would be passable and not at all Jake Fox-esque.

I'm a little worried about it being passable

People don’t tend to do things they’ve never done before very well, but’s it’s hard not to like the bat.

I've always been a Kelly Johnson fan

I think he’s absolutely worth that money, though I don’t know if there’s a real fit for him in Oakland.

At 2B, Oakland has quite a bit of depth

I didn’t make it clear in the post, but asking what would it hurt to ask him if he’d be willing to make a switch to 3B. And hell, I’d rather have him on the bench as a backup IF than Aaron Miles. Can’t play SS, but neither can Miles.

That would be an incredible steal

keeping in mind that he’s still only got 4-odd years of service time, and thus a team would be able to invoke arbitration for 2011 if he actually does anything useful in 2010.

He’s by far the most interesting non-tendered player, IMO (well, other than Cust himself, I suppose).

So Kelly Johnson is available for the same amount we offered Carroll,

but we haven’t made an offer to Johnson?

Kelly johnson

  Whats this with another ball player with a girl’s name? Besides that I can tell you Kelly Johnson would be a wonderful pick up for the A’s as a DH, 2b, corner outfielder. Last year he was hurt much of the year and when he came back he was used as a backup player for the braves. Since he was the starting 2b for my strato team I can tell you he averages about 270 hitter with a 350 oba with about 20 homerun power. His defense is just average but serviceable. Think of Adam Kennedy type of defense.

Jamey Carroll is a .270/.350 hitter with 2 HR power.

Kelly Johnson is a .270/.350 hitter with 20 HR power? And Johnson is 8 years younger? Tough call on who to offer $2M to.

But Carroll is supposed to be more than 1 Win better on defense
Do you know which game?

If it’s one of the late-May weekend games, I might be able to go see it.

7th Game of the World Series
You GO, Jamey!
His defense is not average

It’s below average. UZR/150 at 2B is -7.4.

How would it likely play at 3B?
Too many guys have the name Kelly for it to truly be a girl's name, I think.
There's a great site where you can chart it.

here

Prior to the 1940s, Kelly was almost exclusively a male name, though not a particularly common one. As a boy’s name it peaked in the 1960s but was already eclipsed by Kelly as a girl’s name, which was huge in the 1970s. By 2000, Kelly had almost disappeared as a boy’s name (for new babies, that is), and was very much in decline as girl’s name, too.

my dad's name is kelly
Bobby Cox appears a tad daft, imho
Well, if we're going to make an offer,

I think you’re going to have to chip in most of it. Law student’s “salary” doesn’t go real far here…

OK, speaking seriously, we don’t know if the A’s have offered him. He’s fairly under-the-radar, and remember that the Scutaro offer wasn’t leaked until after he had already signed with Boston.

neither does college baseball player's salary

since i don’t play for USC

Yes, and the author of the article wrote:

“Not sure on the details, but we’re guessing it’s a one-year deal worth $2 million or so.” which seems to me like wild speculation. It could be more than that, though likely not that much more considering he made $2.8MM last year and wasn’t that good.

PT, you think he can play 3B?
I won't pretend to know

but even if he’s just a decent-hitting utility guy a la a younger Mark DeRosa, that’s still worth the relatively cheap salary that he’ll be earning.

I was gonna say I like Johnson

uh, well, I mean wether he can play 3b or not.

What's this on the sidebar about Cust going to the Giants?

Jack in the National League? They do have tape of him “playing” OF right?

The Royals and Tigers make more sense but it’s hard to imagine those two teams giving him much money.

Of course if the Evil Empire will give Nick “Glass” Johnson over 5 million someone should be able to pony up 4 million for Cust. (how about the A’s?)

Jack Cust playing outfield for the Giants every day

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sabean will open the bank

  Knowing sabean he will offer Cust a 5 year 60 million deal. LOL If Sabean wanted Cust why didn’t he trade for him. Thats right Sabean is afraid to trade with Beane.

Because he guessed the A's would non tender him so he could pay with cash and not prospects?

I mean, I don’t think the Giants want him. But yeah.

Wanted to say:

“So they wanted to double the amount they were paying to guys who winning teams laugh at the thought of starting?”

Sadly funny, sadly true.

This was expected

When the A’s were winning every year a lot of players were willing to look past the crappy stadium, small fan base, and tiny payroll to play for a winner.

Now that the A’s have lost three years in a row, the A’s are finding out what it’s like to be the Royals. Until the A’s get another 90 win season or a stadium in San Jose, they will fave to massively overpay to get a free agent to come here.

OK, so I've thought about this

and, um, I got nothing. It’s inexplicable that one would offer guaranteed money to Carroll and not Cust.

Especially when you have Aaron Miles on the roster

And while Carroll is probably better than Miles, for the purposes of this A’s team, they’re basically the same guy.

Well... maybe Ned pissed off Billy during the meetings

and to screw with him, he offered a guy he was going after a little more money in the hopes of causing the Dodgers to up their offer and wind up paying more for a guy Billy never really wanted.

grasping at straws most likely

but stranger things have happened, i guess.

1000 posts is going to take a lot of filler

and a lot of small paper cranes
(one)

It's going to have to be sort of like a telethon...

with a bunch of foam peanutty filler thrown together to provide the desperate illusion of entertainment.
(two paper cranes)

Here's a short rap about Jamey Carroll

If your utility man is Jamey Carroll
filling gaps in the infield is like shooting fish in a barrel
the cowering bass look overhead at death staring back at a one eyed mass
with a long schlong that echoes shrapel’s song into each scaly ass
(three paper cranes)

How about a limerick?

There once was a man named Carroll
When he started, his team was in peril
On defense, not stout
On offense, an out
And watching him made every fan sterile

brutal

how about first-person…

i’m a free agent named jamey
i could go to the a’s, they will pay me
i looked at their stadium
dug deep in my cranium
and i told ned colletti “L.A. me”.

Yes
Sterile!

thank God I don’t watch Dodgers games

Quality work, people!

a little more East Dublin than East LA, but quite alright.

east pleasanton actually

close enough

Ahem

Jamey once played in the mountains
Couldn’t hit, so he hired an accountant
When the Town offered pay
He snubbed them for L.A.
Now bench-ridden, he sits, millions countin’

Did you know that Abraham Lincoln

was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands?
(four paper cranes)

Thomas Jefferson invented the pylon
James A. Garfield

turned into a cat that loves lasagna.

Oh, but there really is a fun fact about Garfield.

He was ambidextrous and could write with either hand. Not only that but he could write with both hands at the same time. Not only that but he could write with both hand at the same time writing Latin with one hand and Greek with the other. Now there’s an awesome party trick.

Goshdiggity, it's gonna take forever to get this up to a thousand comments.

Good thing Evil Don said I’m gonna get paid a dollar a comment.
If I comment fast enough, I’ll get paid better than I do for stealing shopping carts from one store and selling them to another.
(five paper cranes)

Good thing Ricky and Julian started AN.

Why they’re interested in a BASEBALL team all the way down in California, fuckifiknow.
(six paper cranes)

I am pretty sure Evil Don is dead.
I miss him so much.
Aahhh shaddup!
Stop fighting, all of you!
somebody get me some pepperoni!
Silence Infidel

(seven paper cranes)

We're up to 50

(Well, 51 now.) That’s definitely gotta be worth something, considering it’s Jamey Carroll.

Jamie Carroll not worth thinking about

Amazing that this insignifigant garbage player is getting this much attention. Just shows how weak the A’s off-season is so far.

Its not that Jack Cust isn't worth 4.5 million (probably isn't though)...

Its that there are SO MANY option at DH this offseason.
about 20+ names…..VLADDY anyone?

Cust > Vlad
how much do you think

that vlad is going to get?

more than Cust.

and not be worth it.

I agree.

Vlad will likely get Matsui money, but even Matsui is not quite as done as Vlad.

This.

Way too much poopy pants around her re a fairly crap player

jamie at 14

  looking up at his idol Mattingly from his home town saying to himself one day I will play next to you. The man crush never goes away and when the opportunity comes up he jumps at it. The love blossoms into more than a crush and one day Torre walks into the locker room at the wrong time and opps its another holywood story. Jamie wakes up from his sleep and thinks to himself. Yes I will sign with the dodgers today to be next to my true love donnie.. And the story begins.

Cust better the Vlad? Yea....ok...good luck with that

Injured or not….Vlad is still a hitting machine who doesn’t strike out 200 times a year. The guy can flat out hit the ball….cust is done in oakland..

Uh..

Cust, 2009: .342 wOBA, 1.0 WAR
Vlad, 2009: .343 wOBA, 0.8 WAR

Also Vlad is broken and more expensive and likely to be even worse this year.

So what were you saying?

That's not exactly a startling difference there

And if Cust is snatched away by another team, Vlad isn’t a terrible option. I’d rather overpay for Vlad than waste money on Jamey Caroll

Uh....

Cust: .417 slg
Vlad: .460 slg

.357 OBP vs .334 OBP
This is silly --

Vlad clearly was the better offensive force, but is now a shell of himself. How much of a shell answers who is now better.

No, Nico, he clearly was not -- if you're talking about 2009 alone.

Vlad’s OPS was .794 to Cust’s .773. As it was already pointed out, Cust’s higher OBP counters Vlad’s higher SLG.

Their “basic” stats were close, aside from Vlad’s empty batting average, but pretty much all the advance stuff agrees that they were almost identical, and it’s silly to think that Cust was nontendered and people are talking about Vlad as if he’s a commodity that should be sought after.

Now, if you meant “Vlad clearly was the better offensive force” in the context of the guy once being pretty much the most feared right handed hitter in the league, then yes I agree with that.

Yes, that's what I mean

The issue is whether Vlad has fallen from “better than Cust” to “equal to Cust” to “worse than Cust” — only the last part is a question regarding what each has left in the task; the rest is pretty apparent.

Well, sure, Vlad WAS better

But what he did in 2004 really isn’t part of the conversation going on here.

If you had to have one guy as your 2010 DH, Cust is the better guy to have even before you factor in the contract. Cust is a better offensive player right now.

Spartacust vs. Vlad the Impaler

Tossup.

Like mikev said, the difference in OBP makes up for it.
CHONE projects Cust to be roughly 9 runs better than Vlad as well.
Vlad for 3.5 million?
anyone see this?

Link

I’m not sure where else to post this, I never look at the fanposts/fanshots, so I figured it’s better in a thread. The Giants claims A’s moving to San Jose infringes upon their territory. I had heard that the Giants felt this way, but now there are lawyers involved sending letters to the commissioner and such.

eh, this isn't unexpected

But to be clear: it’s not the Giants themselves, but the city attorney of SF writing this. Either way, I expect the Giants to express their “grave concern” to the commissioner using lawyers as well. Just a bunch of posturing.

Yeah

I’m not sure what SF is thinking on this one. It’s about as absurd as SF trying to block a McDonalds from being built in San Jose because it would potentially take away business from their McDonalds. Especially when Oakland’s old stadium (and any new one they might build there) is quite literally right across the bay from the Giants’ stadium. No foundation.

Giants position = plz give us some money so we'll shut up
So we share the same position, eh?
Giants position = SHUT UP

Signed,

28 other franchises that want more $$$ in the MLB revenue pool

I've heard that San Jose has been "Giants territory" for a fairly short amount of time
Coco Crisp

What happened to the FanPost?

Who's Jaime Carroll?

how many more until 1000s

Deleted. Didn't meet fanpost requirements,

and was not verified as true.

What?

“Some guy is my cousin” isn’t credible?

Talk about strict.

Next you’ll tell me that the voices in my head are wrong about the pending Cahill for Pujols deal.

wow

you all are silly for that one. Not everything needs a link. this is a blog not some serious website. you will feel stupid when it beco,es official anyday second now.

You may have been right, but that wasn't the point.

Besides, can’t a blog aspire to be a “serious website”?

link

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/12/coco-crisp-nearing-agreement-with-athletics.html

why so quiet?

Wow

$5MM seems like a lot for a one-year deal.

Just a guess

But I’d assume that the post was deleted because A) It didn’t meet the 75 word requirement for a Fanpost, and 2) There was no link or anything involved.

I’d post it again, with the link, and not a bunch of OMG OMG OMG GO A’S GO A’S GO A’S stuff to get it to 75 workds.

Any relation to Dequan "Smallpox" Randolph?
Wonderful.

Now I can replace my, “HEYYYY, BOBBY!” chjeer with the ever-loved, “HEYYYY, COCO. SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP OUT!” I was afraid I’d have nobody left to actively despise at A’s games anymore.

I have a feeling there'll be plenty of room for hatred. Start with Pennington and Miles.
Yeah, about that.

With all the talk about giving Petit a chance, I think it’s too early to count out Pennington. I’m calling it here. He’s going to surprise the whole entire lot o’ ya.

He does have a nice arm.
So does Crosby
Jeez, Wads.

Why’d you have to salt that wound? I miss the glass bastard already. sniff

and he can hit pitchers who've never read a scouting report.

That has to count for something.

Usually a good 100 K’s and a DFA, but technically… that’s something.

I never said I didn’t believe you.

I don't believe you.
Hairston

I hope he’s traded for a SS to make room for Carter/Taylor.

Or Hairston is traded for a SS/3B
or Hairston and Davis are traded for a 3B
I think

Davis becomes the 4th OF/PR again.

I'm hoping for Coco - Rajai - Sweeney for the all-defense OF with Hairston traded.

They can keep Buck as 4th OF, and bring up Cunningham when someone gets hurt. Taylor would have to mash at AAA to force his way to Oakland.

Beane

I’m glad he’s being active in the market.

Given that the team is now worse AND more expensive than it would have been by just keeping Jack Cust,

I’m not.

There's an outside chance Crisp is a 2 WAR player if he's the full time CF

but I don’t love paying him 5M

I can see him as a 2 WAR player playing LF

CHONE has him -3 Batting RAA. His UZR projections are somewhere between +4 and +8 for CF, which could translate to +10 for LF. His baserunning has been worth about 4 RAA not including SB/CS. That’s a 2.4 WAR player.

So, in other words...

NEW AND IMPROVED! YOUR TWO THOUSAND TEN OAKLAND ATHLETICS!

I'm sad that Rajai might be traded

A Crisp/Rajai/Sweeney OF would be insanely good defensively. Best in the bigs?

Congrats on the scoop De’quan (thumbs up)

Bradley/Gutierrez/Ichiro is pretty redonkulous.
We'd have all three +morethen10s

And Bradley might not be a +10 anymore.
Win: Oakland.

But then where does Taylor play later in the year?
(Gets a woody from our massive OF depth)

If I were Wakamatsu, I'd put Saunders in LF and DH Bradley.

Saunders could be a +8 or something

Pretty sure Bradley is ticketed for DH, all things considered

They can’t seriously see Griffey as anything but a stage prop at this point. It means they’d only really need to sign a 1B, and there are plenty of those kicking around.

I'd empty the farm for Adrian Gonzalez in their position.

Start with Morrow and Triunfel/Moore and add whatever pieces you have to. I might even include Saunders and go with Langerhans in LF.

Do that and sign Holliday

Might as well go broke or go home.

There is almost no possible package of Seattle players that I would accept for Adrian Gonzalez

if I was in San Diego’s position. I’m not sure their entire remaining tradable farm system adds up to his surplus value over the next two years.

3B

Where he played for 26 seasons with the Milwaukee Rockets.

+1,000,000,000 if you get the reference.

If they trade Raj I'd be seriously bummed.

Hairston yes, Raj no.
Didn’t Crisp sit out most of last year?

Both shoulders operated on

He was supposedly going to be OK by October-December.

Yikes.

I’m not sure what I’d rather hear—dual shoulder operation, or just plain sucked.

For apathy toward research...

does anybody know what’s going on with Blazi?

I don't think we're going to make it to a 1000 posts

because all the heat has switched over to Coco! May this Jamey Carrol post RIP

here's my contribution to the count

there, despite what they say at the office I am a team player.

Does everyone forget

Jamey Carroll was part of the atrocity that became the 2007 World Series the same Rockies that ended the season 31 for 33 was anybody else at the same play-in game that should have gone to Adrian Gonzalez’s 8th-inning salami and the Pads where Matt Happy Holliday slid past home before Bob Kielty drove the dagger deep into their hearts has anyone else seen the ridiculous mascot they use in Denver and before you get started I don’t want to hear anything about your 8-inn salami

Revival of earlier topics

Last night I was up until three
Couldn’t sleep so ‘twas AN for me
The last post I read
Before going to bed
Was by EN, so Emp, this one’s for thee

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