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First and foremost, all day Saturday (9am-5pm), I'm in front of the CVS at Shattuck/Rose in Berkeley, supervising student volunteers who will be guilt-tripping encouraging shoppers to donate canned foods and Robert Parishibles to the Alameda County Community Food Bank. OptimistPrime and 67MARQUEZ have promised to stop by at some point, and not just because I informed them that if they did stop by I would match all the canned food donations but if they didn't stop by I would take cans out of the barrel and hurl them at frightened kittens. Gigglingone is still thinking about how she feels about animal brutality and is listed as a "definite maybe."

Please stop by and say "hi" if you can. (I don't mean if you can say "hi" -- I mean if you can stop by.) By doing so, you will be helping the hungry (because if you don't stop by, I will see to it that my student volunteers starve). Oh yes, of course, you can bring canned foods too -- terrific idea, excellent point. But mostly, stop by and entertain me. And please don't use excuses like "I live on the East Coast" or "I have to go to work," because we both know that you can still buy a plane ticket and arrive before 5pm, or you can quit your job in order to come entertain me.

So be a team player -- show some grit and intangible leadership and tell the world, "I will make this a canned food drive, not a can't food drive." You were going to come until I said that, weren't you? Dang.

In other news, I'm excited to see some of baseball's metrics now being applied to other sports, as it shows how baseball is really at the forefront of complex statistical analysis.

Baseball fans are familiar with FIP, a pitching metric that only looks at "fielding independent" results such as walks, HRs, and HBP. The NBA has announced they will soon begin using a similar metric known as DIS. DIS stands for Defense Independent Shooting, and will look only at free throws, breakaway layups, and shots defended by Steve Nash. They are also trying to incorporate "line drive rate" into the metric, but so far only Shaq's free throws would be affected anyway.

I really don't get what takes so long about these Staturday posts -- I whipped that one out in less than 15 minutes. What do you mean? That's what who said? Oh, heh.

Finally, John Sickels interviewed Billy Beane yesterday. (I don't mean "He should have interviewed Billy a long time ago!" or "In his last act before dying, Sickels interviewed the A's GM. I mean this information is also the last item in this post.) The interview went kind of like this.

See you tomorrow for a cartoon and a real post -- or see you later today if you care at all about kittens.

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Your continued bullying of the cow-eyed 67M is sickening.

I’m the only one allowed to bully 67M.

Bengals

They’re going down on Sunday.

I have a feeling you are right.
GO RRRRRRRRRRRAIDERS!!!

J Money is not starting, and much like Jax being traded from the Dubs, thats addition by subtraction. JUST WIN BABY!!

I all for the Raiders taking down the Bengals, but what is the health status of

McFadden? is he still third on depth-chart?

Running Back Situation

Bush has proven to be a better runner between the tackles, so that’s why Cable starts him. We need to better utilize McFadden in things like the passing game. He needs to be out in space. As for Fargas, he gets us the tough yards.

I'm psychic.
I already knew that,

because I’m psychic too…

oh wait… forgot the o and t…

there we go!

We're certainly not two clearly insane people!
If you mean "down the field with little to stop them" I agree
kaluah and milk is a good thing

Err…I mean, I’m not far from that CVS, I may have to make a trip out there. And cans can be tossed at my noggin because its made of stone. Fire away

By the way, while I'm giving free advertising to CVS

let me just add: CVS sucks. If you don’t believe me, ask any employee because (judging from my conversation with some of them) no one hates CVS more than the people who work there.

Longs was great; your neighborhood store. CVS is your basic impersonal, big-business feeling, sterile environment, customer unservice, our employees are chattle, “you’ll have to combine these 4 coupons, none of which actually apply for what you’re buying but will hold the line up forever while the checkers try to figure out what the heck they’re supposed to do,” nightmare.

What does CVS even stand for? Corporation Very Sucky? And yes, this comment is about baseball: CVS is the Bobby Crosby of drugstores.

CVS

My mom bought me an eraser from there. It sucked.

I bought spot remover from there,

and now I can’t find my dog anywhere.

I may have stolen that from Steven Wright.

YOU STOLE HIS DOG?!

You’re a monster.

and i can now be released from my prison that is the proverbial rock.

THAT’S where the Longs drug stores went? To CVS Hell?

It makes me so sad that

CVS now owns the old Longs building at Broadway & Pleasant Valley in Oakland. That Longs mega-store was so awesome, the only place that was open 24 hours a day and had almost ANYTHING that you would need. They had a watch repair guy on staff. You could get fishing tackle, or knitting stuff, or drafting pencils, or yard-work equipment. At 3 in the morning. Man, that place rocked…

When I lived there, that was a Rite-Aid

Also, site of the original, eponymous “rock ridge”. Funny how over the years the conceptual center of the neighborhood migrated up College Avenue toward Berkeley.

you remind me of a creative blog writer, or something.

what gives?

By the way, something in the Sickels/Beane interview confused me:

JOHN SICKELS:
     You mentioned the wave of young hitters who will be ready soon. Where does Chris Carter fit into that? Can he really play the outfield?

BILLY BEANE:
     Chris is far more athletic than people think. He needs work out there, but he has a better chance to stick in the outfield than the other candidates like Barton. We haven’t given up on Barton at all by the way, we still believe in his potential. But Chris’s bat looks special. It would really help us fit him into the lineup if he can play the outfield.

Was Barton tried as an OFer and couldn’t hack it? Otherwise, I really don’t understand Billy’s answer. I only recall C → 3B → 1B for Barton. Plus, considering he’s become a very good defensive 1Bman, it doesn’t seem like it turned out badly compared to if he had become an “ok LFer.”

Arrows

They look pretty nifty.

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I think its more along the lines of finding Carter a home other than 1B, so they can still give Barton time there to develop. But that if he can’t hack it in the OF, Carter’s bat is too special to keep down on the farm for long, even at teh expense of Barton.

At least, thats what I got from it.

But "he has a better chance to stick than the other candidates like Barton"?

That sounds like Barton couldn’t stick as an OFer.

maybe they don't think he has the footspeed

and his instincts at reading flyballs are poor.

but he’s super good at getting groin strains from stretching.

That’s what I want in my first baseman

"other candidates"

I read that as Billy thinking through the logic:

1. Too many guys who look like 1B.
2. Which ones might we move to OF?

Everyone in the 1B logjam was under consideration. Carter seemed least unpromising. So Barton was a “candidate” even though they never actually tried him. Carter was deemed better than all the other “candidates”.

Oh, that makes sense

Though I’d think the reasoning would have been, “Leave the guy at 1B who plays it really well, not the guy who we could only hope would play it passably.”

That approach is usually incorrect

Typically you’re better off, given two particular players, arranging them so the objectively better fielder plays the harder position.

In this case, I can understand why that wouldn’t hold true, because Chris Carter fielding ground balls is pretty much a Hieronymous Bosch nightmarescape at this point in his career.

Can't make it

However, I could if you had that transport beam thingy from Star Trek.

Since were going to be in recession mode this off-season;

I am hoping to see either Scutaro, Kennedy, or Orlando Hudson sign to be the veteran IF to “hold down” the positions…

I think he means 2B and3B; (Ellis and Chavez) ?

Branyan to DH/OF? Any predictions from AN to see if he goes back to the M's...

Goodbye to Cust????

There's little reason to believe that Branyan will hit better than Cust this year

Last year, the A’s could have fit both of them onto their roster. This year, not so much, unless he’s open to playing third base again. He’d probably be as bad defensively as Brett Wallace, but at least he’d likely hit better.

There is a free stream of the AFL championship game, featuring the Phoenix Desert Dogs, on MLB.com.
Yep!

Getting together with friends to watch it. Yay!

I'm watching it too

on MLB.com. Nico, it was not a good day for me to come help, but I did make a donation online

Woo hoo! Thank you!
Live a bit far from the location of the store....but I did make a donation to the foodbank and will again before Christmas.

Anybody who wants to support the food bank can donate on line at this link: Alameda County Community Food Bank

Not as much fun as hanging out with Nico - or dodging cans - or saving little kitties but the end result is the same. Food for those in need.
Thank you, Berry Jo!
Can't make it, I live on the east coast

Oh, wait, I’ll go buy a ticket to the west coast

Close the shop, sell the house.

Then you’ll give us a stand-up routine in L.A.

huh.

k.

That was for you, LB.

And for Paul.

And you never did tell me the story of how you won your freedom from the hell-dimension.

It's kind of simple, really.

I told my brother I was about to pop. This talk somewhat serendipitously coincided with my health completely melting down. They were forced to take over significantly earlier than they had thought or hoped. I’m basically out.

Soooo, sell my stuff, pack up the Honda, come back to CA when the hills are green. Life is good, Florida sucks and I’m outta here!

Hurray!

Six months later, when the hills turn ugly brown “golden” again, drive that Honda up north and come visit me.

I called you, repeatedly!

But you shirked my calls :( I hope you guys also got the homeless and hungry some can openers as well!

Sorry -- I'm cell phone challenged and couldn't figure out

how to redial your number, which you didn’t leave in your message. The odds of reaching you dialing random series of 10 digits just seemed on the low side.

Damn you, Tommy Tutone!
true story here

a high school friend had a sister named jenny and their # was 867 5309. she was just about the age tommy seemed to go after (like 10 or 11). but we’re pretty sure it wasn’t this jenny. at least, we hope.

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