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Utley Chases Down Reggie; Phillies Trying to Hold On


A pair of Chase Utley homeruns ties him with Reggie Jackson for most (5) in a single Series. Meanwhile, Cliff Lee does his best, well, Cliff Lee. Phillies in Phront 8-4. 

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Nice work by Manuel --

Make sure Lee throws enough pitches that there’s no way he can go in Game 7 — pitching when he’s tired enough (and wasn’t that sharp to begin with) to pitch badly while approaching 120 pitches.

To be fair, I don't think Manuel was gonna pitch him on two day's rest anyway.
probably not but now you can't even use him in relief for game 7
Exactly. Game 7, all hands are on deck

Whether Lee starts and goes 6IP, or gives you ace relief in the 6th-8th, he’s your best pitcher.

he could pull a Randy Johnson

and come in for 3-4 if we get to a game 7

Dude, mid-inning new thread?

Hmmmmm……

If the Yankees win

I blame Mr. 67 and this new thread! oh and roomy

It better be mojo, mofo!
Let's go, Phillies
Oh, and Utley spelling fail in the title.
67 was talking about his evil twin

Hcase Utely.

Utely?

That’s a jinx, my friend.

Here we go Phillies, here we go!
Trade bases for outs please
That was a Patterson-esque throw
Do you use Lidge in the 9th?
Oh my.

If he has any trouble, the city of Philadelphia is going to have his nuts for dinner.

Lidge nuts with cheese whiz and onions
no thanks

and i love anything with onions

You have to be pretty ballsy to eat it
who do we hate more?

a-rod or jeter

Posada
LOL - I love this comment!!
Yes.
Ding ding ding

That is the correct answer.

for me it's usually jeter

but a-rod has become increasingly irritating

Me and BERRYJO are staying in the old thread until this inning is over
lol!
OGT mojo

non of this starting a new thread in the middle of an inning crap.

well - half inning anyway
This game is getting less fun
Centaur-Rod scores
On behalf of the Anti-Centaur Discrimination League

I protest that statement. Centaurs do not wish to be associated with A-Rod.

I need to see that painting of Centaur-Rod

I love that story and I don’t even care if it’s true

Deadspin made a fake.

http://deadspin.com/5394232/a+rod-news-from-the-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-department

If I actually post the picture in this thread, I think AN’s gonna carve me into fork-sized bites.

that's funny

thanks for the link

How do you get to the major leagues

and not how to set up for a fly ball, getting momentum as you catch it in order to make a strong throw? There wasn’t even need to hit a cutoff man because there were no other baserunners? Just get a running start and make a strong throw. Jeebus.

Ask Cust on how he made it
To be fair to Jack Cust

he mostly lacks the physical tools to be a mobile outfielder, rather than throwing in such an underpowered manner

wait you were taking what I wrote seriously?

I am not to be taken seriously in any way

Ha, I guess you're right
Besides, Cust avoids the problems with throwing the ball

By making sure he rarely catches it.

It was remarkably casual, wasn't it?

Almost like he wasn’t expecting there to be any play at the plate

Okay enough with the movie tie-ins

they’re just ridiculous now the 8th time

Omg! Matt Stairs!
he looks like he's pushing 60
Ikr?

Whack it out, Matt!

He's looked like this for 20 years
he's only 41

if i saw him on the street i would’ve said grandpa!

he's not the most athletic looking guy

but he gives the average joe the idea that anyone can play ball and he comes across as a heck of a nice guy

He signed my Athletics Fan Parking Only

sign that I have up in my office.

he was fun to watch and to root for
I loved him when he played for us......much younger!!
They HAVE pulled him out EVERY game and I think he's done nada - why keep doing it?????
To set a World Series age record?
maybe.....is he the oldest active player???
on either WS team, yes

I think Moyer takes it for oldest active player overall

Nah, that's Jamie Moyer.

That pitcher we were talking about before. I think he’s closer to 50 than 40.

That's correct. We're talking MPH, right?
Hahaha.

That’s a QOTM.

charlie hough called and wants his fastballs
he's 6 years older
Ugh, that was worse than nada.
Ha, that Texeira ass wiggle is ridiculous
I'm okay with that.
J-Roll - do something big here.
a 1 dollar McDonald's hamburger

boy that must taste great

Jack in the Box

I get the number 11 and it’s about $6 for greatness.

you have only a few more years until you have to stop eating that stuff
Well you can still eat bad but you have to work out an extra hour for each burger
Junk Food

I get doughnuts at least once a week, pizza at least once a week and Jack in the Box at least once a week.

I was tubby when I was your age

and I ate like that as well but the fact that I liked girls made me get into shape in college

Interesting

I’m really skinny.

I hate you!
Skinniness

It doesn’t really help with the ladies, though.

Or your heart.

You can die of a heart attack even if you’re skinny.

True

I love junk food, though, and I don’t plan on giving that up (or soda) despite my dad and grandfather having diabetes.

That's a really well thought out decision on your part.
pffft!

Bad move, sweet biscuit.

Pepsi

I’m drinking one right now. Also, I have popcorn in the microwave.

Don't worry RRS you're a Raider fan and that's what will kill you
Al Davis

I’ll kill him and then I’ll be in the electric chair.

You'd never be convicted if you did it in Oakland
If you love me, you'll stop,NOW!
Ah

Don’t make me choose!

I gotta go with lynnzgal on this one

All it took for me was seeing my dad be hospitalized for diabetes-related complications to change my mind. Seeing him in the ICU for three weeks? And another 6 months of rehab? And still now two years later unable to get around like he used to? Make the change now while you can RRS.

On behalf of my cardiac biotech employer

let me thank you in advance for your business.

Dude, you should consult your local medical actuary
being tubby actually makes them run away from you
The fact that you love your heart

should make you stop eating that way, no matter what age.

that's really what i'm saying
Well I have no heart so I did it for the ladies
Dang

I better keep eating it while I can, then, right?

Hold on, Phillies!
Please fuck it up, Yankees?

I have little confidence in the ‘holding on’ aspect of this

And yet the Phillies fuck it up instead.
Is playing to your talent level fucking it up?

These guys just aren’t that good at pitching, it’d seem

We shoulda loaned em some of our BP
Or fielding.
oh yeah,that's true, that one was a pinball wizard, huh

and in their own ballpark, too!

ok here we go!

root for pihillies and another day or two of more baseball!

we need outs!! A string of em
f-in posada
Goddammit, Jorge.
Madsen looks noble...
getting nervous..
Oh God, if Jeter ties this up, we will NEVER hear the end of it
Indeed. He REALLY needs to strike out right now.
BUT HE'S SOOOO CLUTCH
clutch my balls, more like

wait, I’m not sure what that means

oh crap

Please don’t PHAIL

shitshitshitshitshitshitshit
Thisthisthisthisthisthis
I see what you did there
Literally covereing my eyes with my hand and peeking out between my fingers.

DONT EFF THIS UP PHILLIES

Cue the Jaws theme

there be blood in the water

SHARKS ON A POWER PLAY
kate hudson again
Kate Hudson

Did she go to UCLA and is she friends with Baron Davis?

ACK!
MARS ATTACKS!!
Lol!

That’s what I always think of.

Wow, Madson has an awkward motion
my god

the yankees are beasts

YES

Way to go, Jeter. Thanks!

Yes!

and they didn’t screw up the DP, either.

Clutch that one, Jeter!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Chosen One FAILS

PHEW.

Holy crap, that was intense.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK YOU, YOU UNCLUTCH PILE OF FUCK.

Rec'd the fuck out of this post.
Buck is doing everything he can to hold back his tears
What are you talking about

God’s Puppy just hit into a clutch double play that scored an all important run.

Actually, he only did it so the New York fans could celebrate the win at home

You just can’t appreciate how SUPER CLUTCH he is

His Wonderfulness was just

well….not very!! YEAH!!

END IT NOW. PLEASE.
The announcers are in shock!

“So…Jeter does not come through….in the ninth inning…”

go phillies go!!!!!!!
what are they all pointing at?

Jeter’s balls?

All rise!
The honorable judge Harold T Stone....presiding!
Kate Hudson is desperately flashing Werth

That’s what he was trying to get rid of. “Go away! I don’t want A-Rod’s sloppy seconds!”

She's the devil!

Let’s kick the crap out of her!

every time I look, the Yankees have scored another run

which should tell me that I need to stop looking at the score. Let’s go Phillies, finish ’em off!

EFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
crap crap crappity crap!!!
CRAPCRAPCRAP
PUT.THEM.AWAY!!!!
Let's Go Phil-lies

crap crap crapcrapcrap

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

tex could pop out though

or k

it can happen

Well, that's a pleasing resolution
YES

Let’s go, Phillies! See everyone for game six.

OMFG.

way to make it SO much more stressful than it had to be PHILLIES!

NO kidding!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Baseball!!!

Baseball wins!
Society wins!
America and peace and justice and all that is good in the world wins
Piece of cake
maybe there'll be a rain out in ny and lee can pitch again?
Yes, let's get some more rain!
Hate to burst your bubbles.....

lookin’ clear

Yep!

The bad mofo storm I flew over last week has moved on, damn it!

Yay!

CLIFF. LEE.

That was intense.

Wow. Yay Phillies!

I love it!

Just when you think its over…

Let's all collectivley remember this until the Phillies WIN!!!

Intense Phillies winning KArma until it’s over

sweeeet.

more baseball! If there’s a Game 7 (which there certainly needs to be) I might actually find a way to watch it. On the TV. Because that would be fun.

So, Scott Eyre was up in the bullpen all inning why?

Apparently they wanted Posada to hit LH (fine), didn’t want the lefty-lefty matchup with Matsui (fine), didn’t want lefty-lefty matchup with Damon (why not?) and didn’t want to turn Teixeira around to bat RH (why not)?

SO WHY WAS HE UP???

Rollins

He mentioned basketball in that interview and he’s from Oakland. I wonder if he’s a Warriors fan.

YES More Baseball!

But how can I go to sleep now? So much adrenaline…

hit yourself with a hammer

it always works for me

Put Field of Dreams on.
Ack. Having "no choice" doesn't really seem like the BEST motivation for wanting to win the World Series.
Ha

Yeah, I didn’t want to, but my mother said there’d be no ice cream for a week

Utley seems pretty classy and humble
yea, can the A's get him and lee?

pretty please?

sure why not

also could you throw in Pujols and Longoria?

And Mauer?
I'll take Mauer, thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2013 Yankees
Shhhhh!!

LOL

You bastard!

I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

for cust and cahill
who does ozzie manage?
No one.

But technically, the White Sox.

Guillen

I wish he managed our team.

Wait....how did they almost get over the top???

these guys are such morons!!!

I gave up on the post game show a long time ago

South Park is much more interesting

Okay!

Lets dance!

I love this song, and video

I sung a…. terrible version of this at karaoke the other week

Under the moonlight, the serious moonlight
If you say run,

I’ll run with you.

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