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Playoffs Thread - Day 2, Game 2

Well, let's get you kids caught up on today's action.

The Rockies rolled past last year's World Series stud Cole Hamels and the champion Phillies 5-4, to square their series at a game apiece, while the Cardinals try to do the same down south. So far so good, as Matt Holliday has given the Redbirds a 1-0 lead with a solo shot off post-season noob Clayton Kershaw.
 

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following the leader, the leader . . .
wherever he will go
makes me think of the Peter Pan Disney movie.
i think the croc got to some of the peeps!!

follow the leader? this must be some vintage joke i’m not getting.

Oh, so, Billy Beane was just on KNBR

I’d have said something, but I was in the shower

do they archive their interviews?
Usually yes

check the website, it may not be up right away.

I found it and tried to link....but it wouldn't link as a new page so I gave up.

Pet peeve of mine…I hate it when links don’t go in a new window!!

here

http://www.knbr.com/common/global_audio/201/13139.mp3

thks....for some reason I was doing it incorrectly
no you weren't.

it was all jacked up today.

No doubt Beane had to take some grief from slegnA fan Tolbert

KNBR sucks – they have fans of every team you can think of, except the A’s (and Raiders, but I’ve quit caring about them).

They do have one guy that comes on sometimes at 7 PM who does talk about the A's.

FOrget his name – he fills in for the regular 7 PM guy.

Damon Bruce

He’s hilarious.

thanks...

i don’t hear him all that often but I have enjoyed it when I catch him.

KNBR Hosts

Damon Bruce is the regular guy, but the back up is Ray Woodson.

I think it's Woodsen that I like.
You.

you’re in my top ten list right now.

b/c?

i’m just loveable like that?

(I got a package)
OH that...enjoy.

Save for thanksgiving. The pies made from that stuff are the best.

We made the Pumpkin Cheesecake Squares

there are many other products and recipes on the website

for the tailgate..forgot that important AN connection
They were very good indeed
Thks. My daughter loves to bake so got drafted on that one.
That sounds really, really good.
Correction

He’s a jackass.

Duane Kuiper was heard to exclaim something like “Damon Bruce can go fark himself” after a Gnats game a few weeks ago. I agree with him.

Duane Kuiper

He’s a homer and that’s why he hates Bruce.

You were thinking of Billy Beane in the shower?
Don't we all?
But of course

I think of Billy Beane the whole day through.

Basically, to summarize the interview:

We’re rebuilding, we’re going to stay the course.
Anderson and Bailey = awesome.
Beane won’t go to Mets, likes Danville too much.

Danville is awesome.

Wait. They shut down the Danville Diablo Foods, didn’t they?

So if you have the MLB.com iPhone app

You can’t watch the game per se, but you can access multiple live video streams: CF, both dugouts, quad view, third base side etc. It’s kinda cool

so I am watching the telecast on Rogers Sports

whilst in Alberta this afternoon. The Charmin tp commercial with the lil bear with white specks of tp on its rear end was interesting.

DINGLEBERRIES!

mr whipple to little bear: “if told you once i told you a thousand times… don’t squeeze the charmin!”

Russell Nathan Jeanson Coltrane Martin, Jr

Now that’s a mouthful

Nice win for the Rockies today

makes game 3 a huge game. I still think the Phillies are the better team but the Rockies are tough to beat in Denver so the advantage has to be with them.

Vin called last night's game a "Fat man's picnic"

Goodness!

.....will there be cupcakes serbed?
Does LA Dodger radio

make it all the way up to the Bay?

Cardinels take the lead in the 7th

these teams seem evenly matched.

I was um, at the bar here,

having pizza with my friends and I was sitting fairly close to the HDTV on the wall.

Um, can I have one? That is awesome television. I thought it was all hype and BS. It’s really, really good.

Is anyone on this site a television expert?

defintely not an expert but it doesn't take much to LOVE HD

Since I got mine I can’t stand non-HD games they look so grainy

I was amazed at the clarity.

My current television is big, so I’m reluctant to switch, but…damn.

And while we’re at it, if you’re a football fan and you don’t have Direct TV, that red Zone thing is really cool on Sundays.

how does that work??
It's just a channel and they kind of go from game to game

whenever a team’s in the red zone. For the early games, it’s super chaotic and always back and forth…it’s kind of like having all the games on and having someone very skilled with the remote.

You’ve really got to be attuned to your short attention span theater side to appreciate it, though.

not sure I have it....but I'll definately take a look next time I'm watching FB

really? how come whenever i look at a HD TV it all looks like little blocks in motion (like say you’re watching a game, the camera is still and everything is fine, but when the camera moves a little, the green of the grass gets out of focus in square little chunks and they all dance around a little till the camera is still again and they settle down). and the smoothness in the color gradients isn’t there. like the sky, instead of going from deep blue to light blue evenly, it shifts in 3 or 4 banded steps. am i looking at a cheap TV or something?

I can not say.....cable connection? no HD service?

HD… it might look better if they shoot it on film?

I think it also depends on who supplies your HD -

If I’m not mistaken, different providers have different codings, etc, so there will be a higher pixel density and so forth

it's either the cable or the tv, dude.

This picture was amazing. and it was constantly good. It was the Dodgers game.

dude?

how’d you know i grew up by the beach?

Dude,

I’ve had a hellacious sign-infused day, and it will go on deep into this night.

Yeah, this is much more preferable to either counseling or teacher. Yay. My life rocks.

sir,

i’m with you. i’ve been working 16 hours a day since monday, just my ass on my chair and moments on this board for breaks. i’m going away on a month-long trip on monday, and all my deadlines are tomorrow. or saturday. or sunday. and every minute till then. but no later.

and i really wasn’t offended by the dude. it reminded me of 2/3’s of my college conversations. no, not 2/3 of the total number of conversations, but 2/3 of the content of every conversations. dude is versatile.

I talk like I'm 20.

I’ll prolly do it late into my 60s…when i’ll die.

like you'll be that lucky...

you’re livin’ to 100, baby!

trip to??

my homeland. ain’t been there in 15 years.

ah, you're the Del Potro fan, aren't you
JUAN MARTIN DEL POTRO!

i did watch the US open final with my diehard tennis fans, but i’m just a kneejerk delpo supporter for obvious reasons. soccer is what i’m really into. as luck would have it, i’ll be in the air right during the last world cup qualifier next week and i won’t know till i land if argentina got knocked out or if a miracle happend (maradonna getting hit by lightning and someone who knows how to coach taking over. i really hate him right now.).

As someone whose 7 year old heart was broken in 1986 by Mr Maradona

I’m not having much sympathy there…

It’d be sad for the competition if Argentina didn’t qualify, mind

he broke my heart in 94. he’s breaking my heart right now. it’s the strangest thing, what’s going on right now. nothing makes sense. i can’t go into all the incongruities and contradictions, but it’s such an affront to logic, that i almost believe the italian mob is involved somehow. like he’s paying of a debt (he owes the italian gov a ton of tax money, he probably owes the other italian gov twice as much…) by messing up the team.

I just don't think he's a very good manager, when it all comes down to it

Hasn’t he said he’s going to consider his position after this round of matches?

also, did you hear the one where the italian police took away his earings as a tax payment last time he went over there?

quite amusing.

i’m up on all the stories.

he’s a terrible manager. and why would be be any good at the top level when… he’s never done it before in his life?? that’s only the first weird thing.

some of the weird stuff is only weird because he’s losing like mad. if he were winning, i could very well see him acting like this.

like when he said he’s going to wait till after the qualifiers to consider continuing his position… he doesn’t merely say that, he also adds that if he decides to stay it will be under his conditions. please. he should be begging for them not to fire him.

when italy took his earrings… he was there because the president of argentine soccer called a meeting after the last bad loss, in which they were probably going to discuss if he was going to get fired or not. what did maradonna do? he took a last minute flight to italy hours before the meeting and checked himself into a weight loss spa for 10 days. really? that’s what you do when your job is on the line?

you might know as soon as you land tho!

do you follow US as well?

not really individual US teams, but i’m kind of aware of what’s going on with the national team.

They can lock spot with a win v Honduras this weekend maybe
USA has qualified, they're not going to be passed by both

Honduras and Costa Rica.

It’d be nice if they let Honduras win, I have some friends from there. It’s nice to see smaller teams get through, sometimes

No it wouldn't.

They need to win the games they are supposed to win.

it'd be as if the A's had let texas win a few so that the angels didn't make the postseason. i like he thought, it's just not right.
I think they'll get in - but I thought they needed

the win for it to be a sure thing. Maybe not.

They need to not lose against Costa Rica, essentially

On Wednesday.

And If Costa Rica don’t win in Trinidadand Tobago this weekend, then the US are through.

They’re not mathematically safe, yet, but they’re not far off

AWESOME.....have a great time!

All this hard work now is soooo worth a trip like that!

that thought’s keeping me sane. and i can sleep on the plane. (hey, that rhymes!)

Apalachain trail?

crossed link? it should be mendoza, argentina.

You probably already know this but

make sure you are using an HDMI cord and your input setting on your TV is set to the correct HDMI. My TV still gets the HD channels if the input is set to TV but they don’t look as great.

Also, I agree that HD quality will depend on the provider and the TV.

Oh definitely.

HDMI will improve the picture quality pretty dramatically. Be sure never to pay more than, say 5 or 10 bucks for a cable. They’ll try to sell you on a $50 cable that does absolutely nothing to the picture.

but it's a special cable for the television to the cable box?
Special cable?

It should just be HDMI.

Yes.

It kinda looks like a big USB cable, but it doesn’t cost $79 for a Monster Cable or whatever. You can get them on ebay for like 8 bucks.

That'd be HDMI, then.

They do look sort of like fatter USB connectors, except they’re more trapezoidal than rectangular.

I know, I was explaining it to LB
I just use the HMDI cord that Comcast gave me
And that works too.

Even better, it’s free (sort of)!

And, my manly men,

how should I go about getting a good HDTV?

it's florida.

Go steal an old person’s.

All I've got to do is knock on their door and tell them I'm with the television

reprogramming committee and I need to remove a part from it “back at the shop.”

That's the great thing about the new TVs

Even the ones that take up your entire wall weigh about 8 pounds. I can’t wait for next year when they bring out the folding one.

The new LED models are around a half an inch thick.

Unreal.

whoa

I just has a deja vu moment.

LED's all the rage in the sign industry right now ,too.

That technology’s got a lot of push behind it right now, like a billion people REALLY want us to buy into it or something….

Best Buy

If you get the right sales-person they can be very helpful. Just remember
1080 p
at least 60 Hz (actually I’m not sure if they have less?) 120 Hz if you watch a ton of sports and action movies/TV shows
don’t buy the cheapo brands

there might be other important things but I don’t anything about them really.

The internet search on the best HDTVs to buy can be exhausting but helpful.

okay, thanks, micdog!
NO NO NO NO

Best Buy sucks for TVs. Seriously.

Video Only is the place to go if you want a good deal. They price match to internet stores AND they carry the high end models, and price them the same as Best Buy does for the low end models.

alrighty then

my experience and price (again, holiday sale) at Best Buy in San Rafael was good but I could see other places being better.

My example:

I bought the Samsung LN52A650 from Video Only for the same price Best Buy had the LN52A450.

Hey sweet.

I have the same model. The 650. It’s nice.

hella.

it was my non-denominational wintertime holiday gift to myself.

but but but...

where’s video only in Florida?

I've never even heard of video only
its not on florida, its on Van Ness
+1
(sighs deeply at not being hip enough)
West Coast only apparently
The refresh rate doesn't actually matter unless you're getting an LCD.

Plasmas are inherently way higher than that, anyway. And the lowest LCD refresh rate they’ll advertise is 120Hz. All TVs are at least 60 Hz.

Actually, I wouldn’t even consider the 120 Hz a requirement. TV and film signals are only at 30 fps (Hz). The TV uses a processor to digitally add frames to the signal, making it 120 or whatever.

hhmm, LB, it sounds like like Dan here knows what he is talking about
I love baseball in HD

it is so awesome. I recently bought a Sony Bravia and it is great. You want something with 1080p and a high Hz rate (hertz, the refresh rate I believe). My TV is 60 Hz and sometimes you can see the baseball “drag” but it isn’t that bad. In Tennis the ball really drags across the screen but I don’t watch tennis that much. If you are willing to fork over more money you can get a TV with 120 Hz or even 240 Hz I think. Each step up is a couple hundred bucks though.

BTW, ESPN is the best looking HD channel. I hate their east coast bias but they look great.

I hate the refresh rate boosting.

At least, in everything else except sports. It makes everything look like it was filmed with a cheap camcorder. But sports, admittedly, look pretty amazing with it on.

Somethings do look funny with the high rate

I watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop on DVD and it looked funny.

That's just because it was a shitty movie.
yeah

it wasn’t a very good movie.

Um.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
looked funny.
When I bought mine - I stood around the store for a bout an hour just lloking at all the models and choosing the one I liked the most

it was pretty fun!

My wife and did the same

on multiple occasions. We finally took the plunge on a memorial day sale.

hey people

I’m so excited for The Office! Jim and Pam are getting married! Woohoo!

taping it!!
dude

DVR is your friend :-)

Usually when TV characters get married after years of courtship

a big shark is jumped. Hope not this time.

Yeah, I hope not too.

But I think it’ll be okay. The Office seems like it can handle a marriage (and a baby).

I don't even watch that show

and I’m watching it tonight.

The original is way better.
GO CARDS WOOOO!!!

Im so scared though. They need more than one run…

Cmon, Cards, let's not blow this one
wainright is hot
the yadier throw was on the money..almost
I like playoff baseball.

This is fun.

kinda like regular baseball but worth more, huh?
Likewise

But they should have all the games played during the daytime. So, California and the south, then.

it would be more fun if the A's were playing. :(
Yes but this is "No Pressure Playoffs"

So it has its own appeal.

Just needs to be A's playoff baseball
Adam Wainwright

I’d leave him in the game.

talk about a pressure situation
how awesome does a fulll house sound?
Play off games are sooooo much fun
straight flush!!
shit

I always do that

Gotta Love Manny

He has this “I’m so good at this game I can do whatever I want” kinda vibe to him.

Gawd, I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch Angels - Bro Sox
hey, it's an annual event...a tradition it seems
As long as it keeps ending the same way.
Well, I'd like Boston to lose. Definitely.

I just don’t know if I can root for the Angels to win…

NEVER

root for the…

I can’t even bring myself to say the name

I hope Anaheim dies a very quick and painful death.

but can you root for boston???
Yes I Can.

not justa book by Sammy Dacis Jr.

I know more Boston fans than Angels...

They’re all going to come out of the wordwork and start on about how great the team is and stuff.

It’s just too much

LA has got to be gridlock today.
when I watch these playoffs

it more than often hits me that “gee whiz, if a team had a two to zip lead in one these, they SHOULD freaking win it.”

Oh SNAP!!!!
+1
LOL.
Where's BB Girl - she woulda LOVED that
I love it enough for both of us.

Now the Dodgers just have to come back and win it for the total humiliation factor.

Yah! that'd hurt for sure!
hahahhahahahahahahaahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holiday!!! clank
Right in the groin
That being said

I’d like to see Blake catch one in the ribs.

don’t like that guy.

he swore....didn;t they tell him there's no swearing in BB?
YAY

that was nice to see.

ok, i'm at work. so how did holliday misplay that one?
he was grinning ear to ear and the ball got stuck in his mouth

not really.

It went straight to him, about 10 yards in front, lowish line drive, he ran in but kinda misjudged

it, and tried to basket catch it, but he missed it and it sorta hit him in the ‘lower stomach area’.

it was a pretty poor error.

Oh, then he fell over.

and a clown car came out.

cool
oh, i like the clown car

thanks everyone

Running in to catch it. Couldn't decide to catch up or basket and it fell through completely.

then he fell down full out trying to get it! Total Hollliday FAIL

There was a lot of flopping.
esp. in Slo Mo!

hahahaha hahahahaha

tie game!

I like it

son of a gun, i turn my head and it's tied
OMG...just made Holliday AND the cards pay for that little error
Holliday

goats are cool
Hi everyone!
figured you'd show up now
oh lordy that didn't even occur to me

but it’s a cute goat, isn’t it? Not like Matt Holliday, the ugly goat who doesn’t care (title of my new children’s book).

Duck it Matt Holliday.

Suck. It.

Suck it, duck it, whatever works.
Love it when you're bitter.
Haha, only towards your boy.
Makes me happy.
there goes Holliday's contract with the cardinals
Walking the bases loaded - all the cool kids are doing it.
They keep letting the Dodgers load the bases!! that's like 4 or 5 times in the two games
OMFG HOLLIDAY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT PLAYING IN ST LOUIS
LOL

and he was right back to the sunflower seed bag!

maybe he can be adopted by a dog

Woooooot go Dodgers!
Unbelievable!!! WOW
Dodgers win -- Holliday loses

I’m sorry — was that mean?

lol @ Holliday

Go Dodgers

Dodgers WIN!!????

Well, the Cardinals don’t advance this year.

I like Matt Holliday

at least he started a blog to get out his side of the story.

Most players just yip privately.

really???
Yeah, he had an MLBlog (is that what they call them? i think?) when he was in Oakland.

Actually, I have no idea if he kept it going when he got traded. Never checked.

yeah he did

I only checked it once..

really...to which comment?

like, blog, most players, story…

blog
I actually don't mind him
his side of the story on what?
the bodies.

all that blood.

and the subsequent cover-up.

Where have you been?

good follow-up!!

Matt’s gotta a story..

…and he’s stickin’ to it.

“Gemme a mouthpiece!!”

tumult in LA

must be rockin’ with mo mo now….

That couldnt have been scripted any better...

Just lovely.

Cards outhit the Dodgers in this game 10-5
i think the cards just lost the holliday trade
Yeah, Wallace coulda done THAT.
Raj would have!

I think!

"Holliday coming on, he gets there and mak--...

AND HE SUDDENLY DOESN’T CARE! Holliday, with a bout of indifference, drops the ball!!!"

I’m sorry, it’s irrational. I just don’t like the guy.

I don't think trading for him was a good idea

because it didn’t work for the A’s with Johnny Damon, and a few others. But just because a guy came to the A’s and had a subpar year…. nuttin’ personal

baseballgirl heartily approves, btw.
I have 2 words for Matt Holliday .....

“Suck it!!!!!!!!!!’………

I don't know if I'd want that

All the chomping, the gum…

After the game ended I came running over to y'all at AN...

… to see if there was any Holliday gloating going on, and – look! – here it is! Y’all crack me up! What an incredible ending to a big game. How ’bout that Franklin, eh?

gloating -- or goating?
I HATE the letter 'l'
of course you do, dear.
Oh, bow me.
you set me up, jerk.
It's great that the Dodgers have Vin Scully doing the radio broadcast

Usually his only radio work is a TV/radio simulcast for the first three innings of the game. He’s doing radio on innings 1-3 and 7-9 in the postseason games. From the “I hope Holliday is wearing a cup!” moment to the end, his call was awesome. How did Dick Stockton do?

On the plus side, he didn't mention a "grand slam homerun"
and another thing, Cards, Lincecum deserves the Cy Young

suck on that, too

Carpenter

I think he should win it.

Lincecum says Carpenter... Carpenter says Wainwright.

So that means that Wainwright gets to decide who wins it.
I hope he picks Lincecum.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
knew it!!
Love your signature quote! Wow!
thanks....I change it throughout the season based on where I am with my BB love!
Ummm, I like the Perry quote, but I was replying to bb-girl, actually.
I don't know where Alex is anymore!

I LOVE that quote too! ANd Berry Jo, yours is awesome

he sadly swore us off.

I miss him.

JK
it's good we have such unity on this topic
I like to think that the lack of fielding practice in Oakland did it

For all of my complaining, it was NEVER Holliday’s batting numbers that I objected to. It was the 6 or 7 times I saw him jogging after balls, and tossing them back in. He played a series in San Francisco that he allowed three singles into doubles in the same game. Just half-assed his way around.

Exactly.....justice is served......have fun trying to win 3 in a row now Red Birds!
Sigh.

Yes. Matt Holliday didn’t try. Totally.

He’s not on the team anymore. Can it just fucking quit already? It’s such a ridiculous complaint to make. I mean honestly, DO YOU REALLY THINK THINK HE DIDN’T TRY????

Yes, I feel that way....so lay off bud!

Don’t ruin the fun….

Except it's not fun.

It just sounds like a shitload of whining and poor sportsmanship.

Whatever man.....then don't respond to the comments if you don't like it!
+ a large number
6?
Oh goodness, not that large.
Whew.

I was worried.

hard not to when that's all that people are talking about

but whatever. I’ll just go make a fanpost on why we should have kept tejada instead of chavez or something.

i heart you.
http://www.sixfivepony.com/gifs

click on romance.jpg

ATTENTION EVERYBODY THIS IS NWS CONTENT.

Mostly for the words, not the picture. The picture is a poorly drawn comment.

you are sick and twisted and it makes me love you more.
thanks baby.
It's pretty fun for me.

But then again I’m a whiner and I have poor sportsmanship.

I'll rec that!

ya gotta remember…IT’S THE INTERNET!!

Everything written on it annoys someone somewhere…constantly!

Isn't there some player that you irrationally dislike??

it’s like that

Sure.

The Red Sox. The Angels. The Yankees.

Certainly not the guy who was the best hitter on our team this year.

I hate Rajai too.
Fun with numbers:

OFMG AWESOME RAJAI DAVIS YER SO BADASS AND A LEGIT PLAYER NOW: 112 OPS+

You’re not trying and hate Oakland and don’t wanna be here and you SUCK Matt Holliday: 125 OPS+

you need to drink some Sleepytime tea or something.
How about Fat Tire?
that comes in a tea?
No, but I'll think about tea while I drink it.
Yes.

I really believe that Matt Holliday did not give 100% to the A’s. I really, really believe that.

Which is not the same as he didn't try.

I believe he tried. I also believe he didn’t give 100%, and certainly not in the field. The way he ran after balls in the outfield in St. Louis was at a whole different speed. I watched the guy jog after balls as if it was BP in Oakland. It’s not completely irrational.

ESPN

The Nebraska-Missouri game is on ESPN right now. Both teams are ranked.

Satruday night's gonna be fun, young man.

Who ya got down on the bayou?

Florida-LSU

I’m taking Florida to win with or without Tebow, but I think LSU will cover the spread.

is that your lock of the week?

What’s the spread?

And i think you’re right—I think it’ll be a fairly close contest.

Lock of the Week

I’m going to go with No. 14 Penn State over unranked Eastern Illinois.

Also, the spread for the Florida-LSU game was 7.5 points the last time I checked.

hmmm.

UF might cover that, young man.

depends if Tebow plays, I recon.

Florida

I’m perfect when picking either with them or against them when the spread is involved. I’ve picked them to cover in every game this year besides the Tennessee game.

hmmm, your young wisdom gives me pause.
Wisdom

Yes, it’s why I have the one single white hair on the side of my head.

you are by far the most interesting 17 year-old I've known.

Granted, I’ve not known hardly any since I was 17….

show's been on longer than he's been alive
Wow....I wonder how good ole' Matt is feeling right about now?
the Holliday-o-tron 5000?

fells nothing prolly

I HAVE A SQUARE HEAD.

Beep.

catch_ball.exe runtime error

Please reset unit.

Bleep.

Abort, Retry, Fail?
I was driving right past Dodger Stadium RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT

It was Christmas and puppies all rolled into one.

I do feel bad for HOlliday

what a drag to drop such a ball and then your team loses as a result

kinda – Franklin could’ve pitched out of it but didn’t

but laugh I do nonetheless

Oh, please, keep replaying that E.
where's the "like" button
You need to see it. A lot.

There was flopping on the ground.

Better than a bases loaded strikeout.
uh oh...slegnA vs. Sux...double fugly ugh
no doubt...ugh is right.
I turned off the game about three seconds before Lolliday

But I got to experience it vicariously through all of you!

oh it'll be on everywhere guaranteed.....

just keep watching!

I've seen it once already

but I know someone is making a gif as we speak….Lawn Dart and Peter Pan getting hit in the head with the carom will fall right out of the rotation.

Don Orsillo

No surprise there, it’s like TBS putting Glen Kuiper in if the A’s made the playoffs…

it's hard to decide what the funniest part of that sentence is!
Why does TBS insist on this crappy theme song idea for the playoffs?

Nobody needs to hear this mediocre Bon Jovi song 723 times.

better than Dane Cook every thre minutes.
THIS IS OCTOBER.
IT IS?

IS MY AUTO INSURANCE DUE?!

does anyone think Dane Cook is funny?
he has his moments
you.

no.

(whaps 67m on snout with rolled up newspaper)

The same people who watch enjoyed Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
that movie was painful

almost as bad as some of Cook’s movies. Good Luck Chuck anyone?

That movie was actually funny
totally different

neither one is that great but Cook is better. I agree with 67marquez, he has his moments.

both of them?
This makes me cry.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=mallcop.htm

Total Lifetime Grosses—Worldwide: $183,293,131
I think the fact that you can take your kids to the movie

without fear of vulgarity polluting their young minds was a huge draw.

Dane Cook

Some of my friends love him, but I don’t really care for the guy.

Is Dane Cook one of the people in the ad handing the wannabe iPhone around?

I’ve never actually seen him in anything other than the terrible ads, so I wasn’t sure. I’m evidently not the target market for the phone because I didn’t know who the celebrities were, other than Chevy Chase. (The one other guy looked like the former news director of the public radio station in Phoenix, but I realize that wouldn’t sell a lot of phones.)

isn't that Whoopi Goldberg, Phil Jackson, and some motorcycle guy?
I think that's another version

I would recognize Whoopi — I think.

maybe it's the iphone commercial

and not the wannabe iphone commercial

No. It's the one with the song from "Harold and Maude" in it.
I think that's an SNL-alum version of the commercial?
For sentimental reasons, I wouldn't be mad if the Angels won

You know, for Nick Adenhart. I’m sentimental that way.

Robert Buan, what the heck are you doing here?
But seriously, that's very generous of you, liwty
I guess I am in the minority

of those who feel sorry for Matt right now.

(me too)
{head pat}
wusses
I'm sentimental that way.
he wasn't smiling when he attempted to catch that ball.

There’s your culprit right there.

sucks to be him right now
I don't like any MLB player to be responsible

for screwing up the game on an error.

Raburn with Detroit, in the playoff loss to the Twins (10th Inning).
Mets 2nd baseman, dropping a sure out and the Yankees win…

Even DFA Brown, when he lost the final out in the lights in the 9th inning.

No schadenfreude for me on those.

Oooof.

Already we’re getting the smallball bullshit from the announcers.

Buck Martinez is almost as annoying as Lou Piniella.

And Don Orsillo is a Buck Martinez soundalike.

Ex-A's are playing in the playoffs and getting involved

Matt Holliday – The Blame of the Game
Carlos Gonzalez – Scored the first run in Game 2
Huston Street – Saved Game 2, albeit exciting in Huston Fashion
Matt Stairs – Took a Walk

I take walks every day.

Well I used to.

now he calls them constitutionals
so that explains the huge drop in your OBP

although your ISO is way up…

Hey be nice.

Oh.

Yay, walk!

Ah, Matt Stairs.

joe blanton-threw to the wrong base
To be fair, he did get the call to do that from the catcher
Andre Ethier- Solo HR off Wainright
and boyish good looks
Ain't that the truth.
OAH here already?
ha ha holliday
WHO WOULD WE HAVE TO GIVE UP TO GET FIELDER/A GONZALEZ?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say

that my prediction that the Cardinals would win the series in 4 games against the Dodgers probably isn’t going to happen.

Hard to see St. Louis coming back from 0-2 but I guess anything is possible (well except for the Raiders beating the Giants on Sunday).

Raiders-Giants

I had a vision about that game earlier today. We won, 31-27, and I don’t know how it happened.

My vision is more like 27-3 Giants

but I sure hope you’re right RRS.

You forgot a zero.
270-3?
I think he meant 27-30 Raiders

at least that sounds better to me

if Russell starts,

270-3 is more realistic.

You know I think that score would be a record or something
by 200 points.

The Bears beat the Redskins 70-0 in a championship game, once.

Or was it 73-0?

Ridiculous either way.

Almost as ridiculous as an NFL club letting a clown like Russell start game after game.

Russell

He has to start. Who else do you want to start? It’s going to be Russell at least until the last week of this season.

don't start anyone

it will be the east bay offense

Run the single-wing offense

It would be an improvement over what they’re doing now.

yep RRS

Bruce Gradkowski isn’t the answer to any question that has ever been asked.

Of course if I was on the Raiders blog I would now curse and talk about killing someone. I sure wish there was a good Raiders blog.

YOU NEEED MORE CAPS!!11!!!!!

AL DAVIS MUST DIE!!!!! SIGN MICHEAL VICK.

GOOD ONE DOC
Garcia.

They need to give up on offthemarcus.

But, you know, I don't really care.

I’m a niner fan anyway.

Garcia

He won’t beat the Eagles, Giants, Chargers or those other teams to get us over the gigantic hump and into the playoffs. He’s useless.

I thought they cut Garcia, anyway?
Huge mistake.
Garcia

He asked for his release and it was granted. He received two weeks pay with the Eagles before they let him go.

Garcia isn't coming back to Oakland

and really that’s fine with me because like RRS said he wouldn’t make the Raiders a playoff team.

This club is going to have a long year and that’s just the way it is.

Nope, definitely meant 270-3.
was it the san francisco giants?
"vision"?

were you drinking the Special Tea again?

He must've gotten a piece of saint's spacecake
My Vision

I looked at my text messages today. I had 31 in my inbox and 27 in my outbox. The Raiders are the road team, so their score is first.

31 text messages?

that’s 31 more than I’ve done in my life

He's 17. It's like a way of life.
Tell me about it I have to get after students all the time

when it comes to texting in class. I think my teachers had it easier when they were just after us to not chew gum in class.

Texting in Class

I only text in classes that I know I can get away with it. That’s just over half.

I'd get ya!

To be honest I think I only get em’ about half the time. If they don’t go overboard with it I don’t let it bother me.

they would for sure win the world series if it were best of 7
I love the Cardinals in a best of 13 series
Back for more baseball

I keep forgetting what team to root against. My Sux hate is also involuntary

Red Sox vs Angels

uh….I’m rooting for….uh…..hmm…..uh let’s see….ya I got nothing

for a slegnA loss!
I'm rooting for career-ending injuries

I was going to hell anyway.

here's mr. injury himself
well now you're getting a suite
enjoy your baseball people

I’m logging off for dinner and then I’m going to watch Supernatural and The Office. Maybe I’ll follow that up with Paul Blart: Mall Cop? JUST KIDDING (I’m sorry i brought that up earlier)

same here, pretty quick

Thursday is poker night…

We’ll have the game on, but no time for writing little sillies to my internet friends.

Following on from my earlier claim that I didn't think I could bring myself to watch the Angels - Boston game

it actually turns out I don’t need to make that decision.

My roommate is having a craft evening, so there is knitting in the lounge.

Which I prefer, I think.

So I’m doing some, ahem, work. I know. I’m scared too.

"My roommate is having a craft evening"

boy you really got a wild and crazy roommate there bobnothing

Hey, she's wilder than I am
what are you going to work on a stamp collection or something?

You guys must be great to have as neighbors as quiet neighbors are the best kind.

Yeah... we mostly do out partying out of the house

I’m just hoping there’s some beer left over when the stitching is done

beer & stitching

that could cause problems

he may be talking about the movie

then its spooky

That would be awesome, actually

but it’s not halloween, yet

Just got home

There is entirely too much Holliday hate, by the way. I think that even if he tried 300% and smiled every minute of every day… the A’s would probably still miss the playoffs. I’m happy Holliday gets another chance to play for a winning team.

it's more fun when he's a goat
It's more schadenfreude than hate.

To each his/her own.

300% huh?

I don’t hate Holliday myself to be honest I’ve already forgotten about the guy. He wasn’t here long and he did nothing memorable.

I think, now, there is another layer

whereby it is now funny to say ‘Holliday isn’t trying’, because it’s clearly something that’s impossible to say for certain. So, it’s kinda a knowing mocking?

I don’t think anyone is really celebrating failure.

Though, the error was a rather amusing one

I tell y'all whut...

we had really high expectations for Holliday, like at least a 1.000 OPS and 20 dingers by the break, and a lot of love for the guys who were given up for him.

He didn’t embarass himself at all. He played just fine, but he needed to play like a god on earth to impress the prejudiced mother-in-law that is the A’s fanbase.

I’m still bitter that I had to mourn the death of the playoff hopes of my favorite club in MAY…. in fu**ing May! That’s just depressing. And I’m gonna irrationally blame it on him and root against him for the rest of his career.

Why not blame it on the people who actually fucking sucked

and were thusly responsible for the playoff hopes being dashed?

Like Giambi, Cabrera, Cust, etc

because it's called irrational blame for a reason. sheesh.
You know who I blame for this failure?

Dan Giese.

I blame Ron Hassey
No one notes

that Rajai Davis tried SO hard, he made his teammates look bad. Geez, what a cancer!

I completely concur
Because that would be rational.

And this, for me, is an emotional thing.

Giambi and Cust make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I’ve always liked Cabrera from a distance, too.

ortiz is such a whiner
Fark both these teams

My fervent wish is that whichever team advances loses two or three key players to devastating injuries so they won’t be able to help in the next round.

Also, I’d like to find out that Rev Halofan gets busted for DUI after tonight’s game.

The red undershirts with the gray road unis and blue lettering is a really bad look.

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