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Open Thread II: Game 160 - A's vs. Northridge Nephilim of Van Nuys

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Despite 9 Ks from Gio through 5 IP (tying a career high), it's 4-0 Red People halfway home courtesy of a Juan Rivera ball that cleared the fence by less than the amount of fingernail it takes to scratch the blackboard of my very soul.  Biff Clankington has also chimed in on my last nerve with an errant throw home allowing Kendry Morales, pictured above at Sea World Anaheim, to steal home even though he makes Bengie Molina seem like Lou Brock.

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Vintage Gio outing:

5IP, 9K, and a 7.20 ERA.

am I wrong or are K's overrated for starting pitchers?
Earned Runs are overrated. K's are nice.
I think you're wrong

Letting guys hit the ball generally means letting them get on base more than you want.

Can we get some runs please
so, what does it say about my maturity level

that I’d like to spend my evening listening to 70s rock music and playing Plants vs. Zombies?

Oh, roomy.

that you don't live with a woman is what it says
No, its says you're living with the wrong one.
That you're embracing the child in you?

And how is that bad?

not at all.
Agreed.

I do whenever possible.

A's Back in Black
I don't know where she came from or what her game is.
dat girl got her boy-friend
sht, foul. jeebus
Got damn it!
Sorry, left out a "t" there
Got damn tit?
and it's foul

of course

now that was a tease
come on down to my place, baby, and we'll talk about love.
Good news

slegnA will probably pull Spicoli out of the game after this inning

where's Mr. Hand when you need him?
I thought Spicoli was busy winning Oscars
hopefully

they will put in Mr. Hand and then we’ll have a chance.

And then he'll get some pizza delivered to the dugout
This is where pennington should drill a homer off mt davis.
wrong side.
OOPS.
wait a minute, I'm confused. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE AGAIN.
*over* Mt. Davis
that would be cool
look on the bright side:

we already have 3 hits, and it’s only the 5th inning! Sweet!

For you,

my AN family.

I love you.

I'd say thanks Bloom

but I’m not sure I’d mean it

oh, you know you love it.

Watch that shit. She’s selling the shit out of it!

are you saying I love the nightlife

and I love to boogie on the dance floor tonight

Only if you're at the DISCO
Is that David Bowie?
one of the comments guessed Billy Idol's mom.
Okay.

I’m a bad mommy for procrastinating on dinner, so I must go for a bit.

I expect my September boys to get their asses back in here RIGHT NOW! Or I will have to kick some ass! Score some runs!

Isn't your kid like 17 or something?

He should make his own damn dinner.

He does.

And he makes me dinner too. He wants to be a chef.

But I really don’t mind. He’ll be gone from me soon enough. I still treasure the opportunity

Oh, in that case I take it back.

Hey, all you college kids out there who still live with your parents: When was the last time you cooked dinner for your mom?

So will this be the LALA team

That will go far or be another first round disappointment?

I hope so

Although, that means the Red Sox would advance.

Ewwwww, I hate the post season when the A’s aren’t in it.

i think the sox will smoke them

but that could be the optimist in me

Love the way we see the new threads and are welcomed to them

EN – you’re the best!! LOVE the Kendry portrait too

ugh penny fail
i think our boys are tired
they haven't won since saturday

and i went on sunday. i must be a jinx.

come up here and un-jinx it
that would virtally assure a sweep...lol

no, but i hope to make some games at the coli next year

c'mon, you can stay at my house
i'll keep that in mind for next year ;-)
go pep them up. :(
this is a sad, sad game so far
but i love the A's, Go A's!!! win or lose
I think you mean sad,sad season so far
Front page image on cnn.com right now


Get your shotgun, LB.

I'm supposed to go see that on Sunday.
Woody and Zombies

I smell Oscar

plus George Michael.
oh so a grammy for the soundtrack as well

and maybe an incident in a bathroom

wrong George michael.
there's more than one?
no, it's not Michael Cera

it’s a Michael Cera doppleganger

really?!

it’s not him?!

Did they clone him?!

Brother BJ hit for the sysle tonight.
sysle kinda equals cycle.

too much cough syrup….

Hey - we're so winning the Blog Posting war with HH.

500+ posts to like 200. Go AN!!

ya but a 100 of those are mine

and I don’t think they count

That will probably change next week
It's to keep up with the illusion

That they’re doing something else this Fri night.

You have to take into account

that about 2/3 of their membership is working on that “typing the complete works of William Shakespeare” project.

Does anyone think that

magically, somehow, the tigers will be the AL WS rep and the yankees, sox, and slegnA will all get eliminated?

ideally, the AL wouldn't have a WS rep this year.

Two NL teams can just play each other. Seems like a good alternative to having any of the 4 probable AL teams there…

i don't mind the tigers

it’s the others i have a problem with.

too close to 2006 for me.

I’m rooting for the Twins.

Can't root for a team that plays in the Metrodome

I’ll reconsider my Twinkies hatred next season.

you're probably a better person than me.

I’m still a little bitter about 2006.

me too

but i still hate the slegnA, sux, and fankees more

Yeah it was sad about the Olympic Games

But Chicago will always have the largest summer gathering of amateur athletes, The Chicago Cubs!!

You don’t have to wait every 4 years to see that spectacle.

So I'm tunin' in....but I'm not entirely sure why.

Why am I watching this again?

okay, you can leave. night.
Because you love us

and the A’s. And b/c we have the best colors in MLB

That's more like it.

Though, in fact, black is not among the best colors in baseball. And it doesn’t belong on A’s uniforms.

I really don't like these black unis
And yet, that is not enough

to make me a Packers fan.

their green's a bit...off...
True.

Best green in the NFL is the Jets. (Or a least it was 10 years ago. I don’t know if that’s changed.)

I like their green.

agrd.

I like green in my wallet
New York Jets

he's back from the latest heroin muling.
Heroin

I wasn’t doing heroin or any kind of drug.

nono,

just muling it.

To be a dope man, boy, you must qualify: don’t get high off your own supply.

hey rated-r!

when is the cal game tomorrow?

The California Game

We’re playing USC at 5:00 p.m. Pacific on ABC.

is the Usc's fresh QB playing?
Matt Barkley

He’s playing tomorrow night.

The undercard game after the main event at 12:30

UCLA at Stanfurd

at cal or usc?
California

We’re at home.

think Cal can win?
California

We can definitely win this game. We’re at home and the season is on the line. If we don’t win, we can’t win the Pac-10 and we’re also not ranked anymore with a bye week coming up. I know we can do this and I’m feeling pretty confident right now.

It's my life, and it's my wife
dammit, got it backwards
i think he's trying to steal the other guys' green
I rooted for them the year they had Ken O'Brien

They started something like 10-1 and then totally choked the rest of the season.

uc davis alum
ditto
Ditto and ditto
UC Davis

They’re going to get smacked around really, really hard by Boise State tomorrow.

Boise State's brutal.
I live in Boise

cool Chris Peterson and Dan Hawkins connection here…and yes, major smackdown shall ensue

No shocker there
UC Davis-Boise State

The spread for the game hasn’t even been posted yet. It should be around 47 points or something, though.

Even by my incredibly low and campy standards,

Poetry Man by Phoebe Snow has to go. It cannot stay. Go away, Phoebe.

ahh-ooooo-ooooh ooooh yayaiiiiii yourrr are the poetry mmmannnn.
is dallas braden even in the dugout?
home in mod i suspect

but not sure

or stockton or wherever he's from
c'mon A's. you can score runs. really, you can.
Still D.R.E.

Who does Adam Kennedy think he his, Barry Bonds?

I kinda wish he did so he would hit some DINGERS.

there we go! let's light this new pitcher up.
I've been cheated,

been mistreated….

(much better)

(must flush Phoebe from system)

when will i be loved?
as soon as he stops watchnig sports and hanging out with the boys, I'd wager.
i was just finishing your song
(I know, OAH--I was playing about your boyfriend)
well actually you're not far off the mark, but his real boy is the airplane
If you can use

some exotic booze,
there’s a bar in far Bombay.

had my pants pleated?
had my playoff team seeded.
had my soup reheated
my Southern states seceded.
my backyard weeded.
i like to feel needed
just got my khakis pressed

why don’t you dig me?

Baby, I dig you the most!
no more suck

please

hahahaha...oh, you were serious.
you ask for too much
crap, man o man
damnit rajai

you couldn’t have hit it slower or something

oh!

for some reason, wearing A’s hats is the new hipster thing to do in the LA hipster-warrens of Echo Park and Silverlake. It has led to some odd conversation with people that know absolutely nothing about baseball

Stupid hipsters
black hats or the normal color combination?

i remember yellow yankees hats were it for awhile

the standard home hats

green hat, yellow bill

start making up nasty rumors.

“Oh, well up in Oakland, wearing that kind of hat means you’re into scat…”

“People who wear those in Oakland are member of the Vice Lords…”

it's the Moneyball movie viral marketing scheme
It's not cool to be wearing Raider stuff anymore
well that's good

now I can be uncool like normal

Toozak

That guy looks like a confused GWAR fan
Is there any other kind?
Playing Dressup Can Be Fun

On Sundays.

it's more fun on Saturday nights
Holly came from Miami, FLA.
No face paint for me

or spikes, or chains, or so many other things

The games are a mcguffin

This, alcohol, and gambling are the lifeblood of the NFL.

That's what Al Davis seems to be banking on.
good grief.

We’ve been so good for the past few weeks. Where did all this suck come from?!

I suppose after the whole Al Davis thing

I don’t think any team could be in a worse situation, not even the A’s.

well, it really wouldn't have mattered if rajai didn't GIDP. kurt could do that just as easily.
Hey guys

Looking forward to an early flameout from the Slegna! Had to watch some HS football but am hoping for the comeback…

i was looking forward to that too

then i started watching

hey there
Hola senorita
what are you up to?
Just settling in for the game

Got an iphone today and now I understand the hype.

cool, guess i'll have to get one eventually
You will wonder what you did without it!!
Pretty damn cool invention
Be sure to get Sports Tap or Sportacular
I'll have to check it out

I’m overwhelmed at this point

The first week I had mine - my minutes and data transfers were off the hook!!

I had so much fun. I have 4 1/2 pages of apps now!!

do it

that's so awesome
that is frightening
i can give it some sparkles. :(
Will it make us feel better about this game??

then do it!

haha

sure! sounds like fun.

he's pretty now

That's really

ummmmmmm -sparkly!!

blevins dialing it up lately
car question: what do you guys think about corvettes?

i’m sort of wanting one (no not red)
is that a bad idea?

Not a fan

but you should get one if it makes YOU happy :-)

good answer

I concur.

Personally, I get happiness about having plenty of savings, and don’t care much about my car as long as it works.

agrd.

except the savings part.

The joy of savings is knowing that you're not trapped in your job.

And you could quit any time you want.

I could quit any time anyways.
well i think a porsche is too flasy and i was kind of wanting a sports car
I like the 911 a lot

but want a late 80’s model

I got my Jeep last year and I love it

I’ve wanted one for years

the other car i like is the lexus rx-330 which is like a spoty suv crossover
sporty
I have the Wrangler

and it’s fun to drive and it’s silver and black of course.

well, if got a tight sweater on, you won't get a ticket.
I'd vote bad idea

1) Made of plastic
2) Gas guzzler
3) Pretty cheesy

Unless you’re talking about a vintage one. That would be cool.

Also....

4) Deadly warning sign of midlife crisis (though this applies more to male drivers of said cars).

And he thought fast CARS were a thrill...

turns out he liked boys...
i was thinking an older model, i don't want to be cheesy like camaro or iroc or whatever
Camaro

the official car of white trash

Bitchin'

Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Now I’m in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin’ Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don’t leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn’t get arrested
Because my dad’s the mayor

Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin’ Camaro, Bitchin’ Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn

Corvette huh?

if you like to go fast that’s a good car to get.

Who's paying for it?
why a corvette

why not like a mini cooper convertible or something? those cars are cute for girls

a Mini Cooper?

that’s not a real car

Someone should put a massive, muscle car engine in a SMART car
LOL

that would be awesome. like a european rice rocket

Anything the human mind can imagine...

can be found on teh internets!

1998 called - they want their web page back
I think that thing would take off

and fly through the air, briefly.

But I bet they are fun to drive
i want a sports car

but maybe it’s a dumb idea that will pass

Miata?
Miata is almost as bad as a Mini Cooper
I hate Miata's because they constantly accelerate

You have less control unless you constantly wanting to be creeping on the speed light.

speed of light^
Life is short

drive a fun car is what I say

How about a mini?? or a TT??
hmmm a TT is cool

but expensive!

what's a TT?
Audi
oo that's cute
40 g's i think, though

but if you have it to blow….

Ifyou want a car that's really fun to drive get a BMW stick shift
i know you guys will laugh at this

but i don’t know how to drive a stick shift

That means you don't know how to drive
Me neither, sigh.

I did try.

That's what I always tell Mrs doctorK

My last two vehicles (both trucks) were stick-shifts, so I didn’t have to let her drive them.

There are just a few things I can't seem to do well.

Drive a stick, bake, and play basketball. Oh! And anything that has to do with heights.

you can't drive a sports car without a stick shift

that’s not cool.

i know, i will have to learn
Learn before you buy a sports car

Buying an automatic sports car is kinda missing the point.

no i know that
it's easy. you can do it.
cool, well thanks everyone for the feedback, it's always good to hear other opinions

esp when i don’t know much

Learn.

It’s not a big deal. You just need to get yourself a situation where you can practice a bit.

Well just get the BMW-they are the best cars to drive
BMW

I was driving to ROP today and saw a car with an “ABADBMW” license plate.

I'll just live vicariously through my boss, thanks.
Ihad one two cars ago and LOVED it......just wouldn't spend the $$

the last time I bought a car. Maybe my next one!

I've never bought a foreign car but if I did it would be a BMW
i find mercedes more comfy, but you're saying bmw drives better?
BMW's are a blast to drive

Wish I would have never sold my 325.

Best handling car I ever owned
I think Mercedes are clunky to drive
i've never driven either brand, just a passenger

i think i have some test driving to do

A MUST!!

If you could rent one for a day that might help – too.

When my boss bought his M series

he said it was always his dream to drive a fast car. He loved it until he found out the tires wear out in no time and are really hard to replace.

OH yeah and the M series is more expensive too

I don’t know much about them but I think it’s a souped up engine and performance tires etc

is that bmw or mercedes?
BMW
so m series is bad, what series is good?
Not bad....just high performance

depends on what you want. It is probably more responsive and zippy. But more expensive to buy and maintain as well. You might have to buy tires more often.

I am not a fan of Mercedes
I wanted one the last time I bought a car or a Cayenne

but I couldn’t afford.

Are you having a mid-life crisis?
Mid-game crisis, but thanks for asking.
no, just thought it would be fun to have a sports car
You should get the Toyota Supra

Nothing says Fun Sports Car than Toyota Supra.

For how long have the A's been offering that

free Rickey jersey for the first 100 new ticket plan accounts?

1998
But you'd better act fast!

There have been over eighty new ticket plan accounts since then, so there’s only about a dozen shirts left!

A Blevy of strikeouts!
"BART" is the best thing in my life.

I always “BART” with my boyfriend.

dirty boy.
ya that lady who wishes BART was her boyfriend needs to get out more
I haven't posted any pictures tonight. That's odd.

Here’s a nostalgic one, in honor of Huston’s team making the playoffs… I wish Huston’s team was still the A’s…

awww
I like Bailey better

but I wish Huston the best of luck

Huston Street

He looks like one of my friends in that picture.

damn, sandoval. you could have let it go.

it’s not like we’re scoring runs left and right, ya know.

So, what have I missed?
Nothing actually worth seeing.
Fuck the game!

Obviously that’s crappy. What good shit happened in the thread?

I am now certain that I love you
I've ALWAYS loved you!
I know

- Han Solo

Not much.

Sparkly Hulk. That’s about it.

lawrence welk made an appearance

it was so lov-e-ly

Here comes H-Rod

Section behind home plate had better be alert.

HOLY TOLEDO

Bill King calls a 1983 no-hitter from Mike Warren by giving the precise date and time on the air.

I could listen to Bill King call the arrivals at Oakland Airport.

"Only in your worst alcoholic nightmares would you pick up the white courtesy phone!!!"

yeah that one was extra special.

i was at that game
If I were Scioscia, right now I'd be worried that

H-Rod was about to make D’Angelo Jimenez a factor in the ALDS.

If I were Scioscia right now I'd be worried that

my cholesterol was too high

and that my warts might be cancerous
If I were Scioscia

I’d be worried that my team might not survive the Red Sox.

I would like to see Henry Rodriguez pitching (throwing)

at 100 mph in the vicinity of home plate and it looks like I get my wish

Don’t worry about your control son, They are tough enough to take a hit.

spare the H-Rod

spoil the child, LOL

Hey CSN California, nice backdrop of Port of Oakland

Definitely highlights one of the more of the scenic spots in Oakland

When an A's starting pitcher with no fashion sense gets pulled....

…can the reliever order the team to put on our real road jerseys?

Erp...HOME jerseys.
suzuki had to duck away from that one
WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLITS?

i think of that phrase every time i see his name
I think of Mike Gallego

every time I hear “the plane, boss. The plane!”

it's awfully, awfully fun

to sit in the RF bleachers at the Coliseum when he plays RF for them, the heckling is savage and hi-larious.

i remember when i first started sitting out there back in the day

and rusty greer was the regular RF for texas. we were brutal to him.

Clean out the cash register and don't make any trouble!

Is she dead?
Yes...and she died in Moore, Oklahoma.

Next town over from Norman.

That was special!

I've been to Moore many times

My uncle used to live there.

everything is more special in Oklahoma
Oklahoma

Really? Oklahoma?

Sarcasm

Really Sarcasm

Just got back from watching the future QB

for OU football. He is gonna be hella good.

Landry Jones

Oklahoma can beat Miami with Landry Jones.

I think this guy- Blake Bell- is better

His Dad played for Seattle and his uncle played for KC. Pretty good gene pool. He will be on ESPNU next Friday so look for my AN shirt at the game.

wow, she didn't even look that bad there

I think she deteriorated quite a bit before she died.

I think the clerk she robbed at gunpoint....

….actually called the Vegas police and said “I was just robbed by the girl from Diff’rent Strokes”!

damn e-pat you could at least try and run hard
i blame the black unis
i hope they get retired after this year

for good!

They've only had em for two years!!
didn't they have them in 2000-1 too?
I guess I just remember them from last year.
i think the pitcher makes the decision what unis they wear
Yes.

and the Raiders.

The Blame

The blame is clearly on Al Davis.

yes
if you say something bad about Darth Al you could get sued
I blame the slegnA
there's the century mark
i'm bored and i'm out of chocolate, too
and there hasn't been any shots of the A's dugout because we've had no runs
i'll trade you chocolate for more coca-cola
i have diet coke. does that work?
ick

(sorry – don’t like the taste). got any doritos?

no, sorry. i'm not a doritos fan.
That sounds like a real emergency. Get thyself to Cold Stone immediately!!
i don't think i can drive.

that glass of wine made me very sleepy.

ah......so sorry......have another glass then!
Well, I think it is safe to say that H-Rod isn't quite ready yet
I'm actually okay with him getting the experience though.

The win is clearly out of reach

live look-in: mixed blessing.

I get to see H-Rod for the first time… but I also have to see the Black Unis of Death, and the outfield that has been desecrated by football, and the Angels. [shudder]

At least Ellis is wearing high socks!

so is rajai. he looks quite manly in the black uni.
HE GOT WOOD
huh huh huh....wood....again
Can we ditch the black unis for 2010?

Please?

Alternate Uniform Color

I like yellow.

they'll look like a bunch of canaries!
or Ducks!

OUCH

that hurts my eyes!! HAHAHAHA

the oregon uniforms are pretty bad
Horrible

How they can win in that gear is a mystery to me.

They rarely win when it counts
Actually the throwbacks they had on vs. Cal last week....

….looked really sharp….at least compared to the crap they usually wear.

you like yellow

that’s great now I have all the information I need

starting to rally now, i'll take off my jewelry
there go my pants

just kidding I never had them on

none of us do
that's how I imagine things being
no wonder we're losing. gotta get on it OAH
somebody at mlb.com is a little mixed up.

Said it was showing COL-LAD and then the A’s-Angels come up. Then it said it was showing the A’s-Angels and the Rockies-Dodgers come up. They’re so tricksy, they are.

Wicked! Tricksy! FALLLSSSSSSE!
Have I missed a single thing about this game?
And down 5-0 to the Angels tells me no
no
That's sad

But this is the A’s.

A's have too much warning track power
huh huh huh....warning track power

but there’s a problem.

I am seriously ROTFLMAO
that guy is kinda freaky looking

Please, sir?

May I have some more?

crap kazmir is pitching tomorrow?
let's rock the kazmir
is that "crap- kazmir is pitching or

crappy kazmir is pitching!! LOL

i think of led zeppelin kashmir
and Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The shareef don't like it
Time to grab a sweater
forgot he's on the Angels. blerg.
So when the playoffs start who are we rooting for?
Whoever wins the NL
i think i'll root for the dodgers
no don't do that OAH

remember 1988 forever!

give me a team then
anybody but the God Damn Dodgers

sorry I hate the Dodgers

phillies

can’t do st. louis, unfortunately

I root for good baseball

I can’t root for any team but our A’s

I don't believe what I just saw

I think Rockies are a fun trendy pick.

i was saying i don't mind rooting for the tigers earlier

but many are still sore from ’06.

i went to one of those playoff games, the 1 st one i think
Tigers look like the least worst option to me.
anyone but the angels, nyy and red sox
which about lets them all OUT!!!

waiting for the central waiting for the central…….

i would never root for any of those teams so i guess i'll root for the AL central and pick a NL team too, sirbed said no to the dodgers
Just talked to the father of the VP of amateur scouting for the Tigers

and said “I HOPE THAT MINNESOTA TAKES THE DIVISION!” He said his son is scouting the Red Sox in preparation for the Tigers playing them in the playoffs.

a casilla appearance
Oh please, oh please, let this be the last time we see Casilla in an A's uniform
NEW THREAD OPEN


HERE

everyone migrate for the 9th!!!!

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