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Open Thread: Yankees Lose / Phillies Leading

Angels are alive and kicking; Big Joe trying to put Philly closer to a Classic return.

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Bwahahaha!

Go Yanks!

Jeebus McNeebus

poor Angels fans…. no wait it’s the Halos, fuck ’em!!!

HH is in serious melt-down mode

I LOVE IT

I love taking walks on the beach and the sound of thunder
no tears shall be shed here
Rivera batting 3rd

this is gonna be awesome

They can still pinch hit for him, right?

But that’d mean he’d be out of the game

Yeah, I was late on that one

so that's what happened to my order
i'm reminded of the simpsons episode

with the ship full of hot pants

Santana!

Oye como va!

Who the fark is Francisco Cervelli?

Who cares – I hope he launches one.

his name sounds like an NBA swingman
Or one of the Three Tenors
he plays for the Bucks doesn't he?
drains those threes like clockwork
cricket .
What is a game I don't understand?
Good bat for zombies?
Halos Heaven, always hi-larious

My fave quote from HH during the last inning’s colossal FAIL:

pathetic…bunch of scared girls

These have two pretty epic games.
Howard just launched one

Yeah, there is another game going on.

LOL DODGERS
Randy 'Fucking' Wolf!
can someone get his ass out??
Is it written in the Constitution that Yankees playoff games have to be over 4 hours long?
damn, it was (is) a day game? glad I caught it.
"at the end of this one the Angels will either be down 2 games to 1 or 3 to nothing"

thanks for the tip Joe Buck

well, I wrote it down.

I always have pencil and paper with Joe Buck.

That's good thinking there ak_A

you never know what kind of knowledge the Buckster going to give us

paging back through past note books:

“it is shameful and a disgrace to mimic lowering one’s pants in the end zone”

Joe Buck is only good when Artie Lange is making a fool out of him
just got home, this game is still on!
It will never end

and that was a ball!

yes

who are you rooting for again?

i am rooting against the yankees, honey
Very diplomatic.
That was said very properly by OAH

Anybody actually rooting FOR the slegnA in this thread should be bANned. Or FOR either team. In my case, I am rooting AGAINST the slegnA, but would also not mind a loss by the Wankees.

We need PnP for AN

Thread-in-thread

that would be so cool

I could be a dumbass in two places at once

like,, a meta-thread, with people making comments on the ones we make here?

“ach, Nothing, you got nothing! grow a pair! etc!”

like that?

how come

the Sleggos never play this listlessly and failishly vs. us? I demand 3 errors a game and 25 LOB a game from them in 2010, they owe us!!!!!

LOL i know

They make that play from Saturday in their sleep against us. Yankees show up and suddenly they forget which way you run around the bases

Hello everybody....Go Phillies!!!!
I don't think the Phillies need our help

they’re looking awesome at this point

Cupcakes is dealing right now!!
isn't the Ace of Cupcakes starting that game for PHI?
they're in extras again?

and ooh, Cupcakes is winning!

Cupcakes can only lose to pie or ice cream
felix pie

orioles missed the playoffs by a mile, buddy

And Ice Cream hasn't posted here in for-frickin'-ever.
mmmmm cupcakes
Try the cupcakes

here. Pam brought them for dessert the other nite. Heaven! (no offense gigs)

Pamcakes, yummay!
yummmmmm
Never had them before.

I was pretty well blown away.

...

aw.

he’s got his “I’m gonna eat the baseball” expression.

Chad Gaudin is the last man out of the Yankees bullpen

one ahead of Swish

oh no pillies winning already
farking ryan howard
Finally, I get to be home for a playoff game thread!!!

And I get two games in one! Wahoo!!

Kendrick, merely what? a double from the cycle?

The idea that scioscia started Izturis in the frist 2 games when Kendrick owns the Yankees is one of the big questions of this series, IMO.

YEEEEEHHHAAAAAHHHH!
not gonna get it tonight
take that you yankees!
game
don't cry, maybe dodgers will win
I'd start crying

the Dodgers are going down

fear not boys, i will start watching that game and the dodgers will win
wearing???
oh i should have clothes on?
no on the clothes

and no on the Dodgers…go Phillies!

Great game and a great win for the Angels
That was pretty classic from Hairston
great game

and good night ya all

slegnA celebrating hurts the eyes
change the channel

TBS has no Angels celebrating

They do have reruns of my name is Earl though
jeff mathis is hot
Hey. That's enough from you.
he is right now that's for sure
could run for mayor of la habra

or fullerton. wherever the fark they are.

I'm voting for Mayor McCheese
I like how they were just saying

the Angels had never had a walk off in the playoffs.

WELL HELLO.
hi
howzit?
okay.
porque why?

do I need to take somebody out?

its fine, mikey.
It's not. I can tell.

But you don’t wanna talk about it. No worries.

< changes channel >
FINALLY

SLEGtastic at last.

Mathis roasts the Yankees’ nuts on the open fire, about time!

Yanks still up 2-1

with C.C. going tomorrow. Still feeling good about the series.

Well I'm not feeling good about a series between the Yankees and the Angels

but I think CC is due to be the old CC again.

You mean

8 innings of one run ball? I’ll take that again. And a NYY win.

Best possible outcome

Series is more interesting, plus it can only reinforce Mike Scoscia’s predilections toward playing Jeff Mathis more. Surely they can’t cut him now!

it's funny how luck makes scoscia look like a genius

he doesn’t run willits for mathis, and mathis slugs the GW hit.

it's better to be lucky then good

I live my life by that mantra

YAY I agree with PT!!!

This is HUGE because it makes Scioscia stick with Mathis, who let’s face it is good for at least a few games a year where he actively loses it for them, even more committedly. Like I said in the earlier thread Scioscia-Mathis is a bit like like Beane-Chavez, in terms of the inability of the authority figure to see how the player they identify with so deeply really kinda hurts the team.

Only helps the A’s in the future, I love it!!!

is mathis a homegrown guy or something?
Well, the difference there is that Chavez is under contract anyway

Actually, there are more differences. Chavez hasn’t even been able to get on the field— it’s not like he’s taking ABs away from anyone else.

Wow, that was a really dimwitted play by Belliard. It’s the fucking catcher, dude.

Question: If Hairston plays the carom all the way, instead of trying to catch the ball,

do they prevent Kendrick from scoring? That’s kind of how it looked to me in real time.

Nah.

I mean, not without the most perfect couple throws in the history of MLB ever.

whoever ended up throwing from the OF for the yanks

ended up making that play closer than it ought to have been. he launched it.

nevertheless, he was going to be safe all the way.

Melky Cabrera

I was impressed…

i assume hairston's arm is worse

thus, kendrick still safe

But Hairston's arm doesn't matter that much

I’m thinking if he plays the carom directly and fires to Jeter, he gets the ball to Jeter a heck of a lot earlier than Melky was able to throw the ball. It still would have taken quite a play to get Kendrick, but I think that was the best shot they had. Hairston wasn’t going to catch the ball and should have realized that.

ok I am going to dinner in Berkeley

everyone enjoy your delicious Cupcakes!

mmmmmm frosting
i have some fondant here if you want it
did u just fondit?
i think you mean ganache
thick sugary dough you can roll out
ganache you can lick
Indeed!
Is that a euphimism?

Please tell me it is.

The only funny thing about the slegnA winning

is my roomy went nuts as soon as he heard Aceves was coming in. He was outside listening to the radio and started going ballistic as soon as he gave up a base hit. He had the Yankees losing as soon as the first baserunner got on. Then when Mathis hit that double he’s yelling at the top of his lungs so the whole complex can hear.

I said, "That will teach you for rooting for the slegnA during the regular season when you are a Yankee fan

Question

What are you doing rooming with a Yankee fan who is also a closet slegnA fan? MOVE OUT!

Time to head out and find out how many Californians are unable to drive in the rain
Judging by the amount of break screetching coming from outside my window,

I’m going to shoot for most of them

I can say from my horrid commute....

not many!

Sherlock Holmes

Not sure if that’s gonna be cool or terrible. But Rachel McAdams is a cutie.

jude law (drool)
I would figure he would have too much lace in his knickers for you.
This looks good to me.

I’m quite partial to Mr. Downey, too.

I love Sherlock Holmes

but I’m worried about the movie being any good

Yeah, Guy Ritchie.
yep

I’ve only seen 1 of his movies but I didn’t like it and I have trouble seeing Downey as Holmes

+1

to the Rachel McAdams comment

Looks terrible

Might be fun anyway, though.

speaking of terrible and fun movies

Transformers 2 comes out on DVD tomorrow I think

Now that I can get behind.

Wait, we’re talking about Megan Fox, right?

get behind Megan Fox?

Yes, I’m there

Looks like regular Sherlock Holmes

on Roids

It's going to be terrible

reinventing it as an action picture?

No thanks.

Plus, Guy Ritchie directs.

Automatic shitshow

I thought cupcakes was just going to get a hit....he smoked that ball with a very awkward swing..
was going for the 2nd postseason HR
was only listening at that point - but radio guys said it was well hit!
oh, yes, the other game. focus-focus
What the hell is this umpire looking at?
another dosing option.
Ahh Chargers/Broncos

At least there’s one game where it’s possible both teams don’t win.

Chargers, please.
You've got a roughly 0.025% chance of that working out for you
that much?
I figure one tie a decade...

256 games a year…

You mean an NFL game can end in a tie- Love, Donavon
Brilliantly, there was a moment in the Premier League (soccer) in England over the weekend

where Sunderland scored a goal with the ball being deflected off a beach ball. According to the letter of the law, the goal should not have stood.

After the game, though, the Sunderland manager said ‘Anyone who knows that rule is some sort of loser’

which is awesome, on many levels

Is this an exact equation?
random question: have you ever had people you don't know friend you on facebook?
Yes...very strange
all the time

“ignore”

i will, i've had a few lately
I don't even remember hte last time I checked facebook.
They try

but I block them

oh. :(
did you ever try?

Is your user name mikev BAG?

No.

I’m not really a facebook guy. I’m not important enough that people give a shit what I’m doing at any given time.

It’s why I don’t have a twitter account either.

Ooooh, the BAG should have a twitter account

you could just tweet where the BAG is….

BAG is hanging out with hotties at the AN tailgate today.
BAG is riding down the freeway, wind through my grills
BAG is a B.A.G.

:)

Excellent!
There are plans for a new BAG for next season, BTW.

Hint: trailer hitch mounted.

I know.

You got me all excited!

WORKING AS INTENDED.
I ignore them

normally it’s my brother’s friend, or some such

That's happening with me a little,

because of the high school connection. Some of them I just don’t remember.

I still dont understand where Facebook gets its friend suggestions from....It was weird the day I logged in and there you were on the top of my page as a friend suggestion
Don't complain about her on top!!!

er..

Hi Lynn :D

I think it's internet magic.....it's probably pulling data from what websites you frequent
Did you get a FB??
Yeah, finally.

My baseball peeps convinced me.

Mmmmmm - I'll look for you??
Yay!
NO success - I'll send you an FB evite
Not too many peeps with my last name.
I found it.....sent a friend request....
Aww!

TY!

FINE I will too
You can send on too.......
I can't find her :(
Use the email address
That'd be *one*
It happens fairly often

and some of them claim to have gone to college with me, but I know they didn’t.

Yes....i never answer
I miss Joe Blanton 2-hour specials

I remember him matching up with Carlos Silva and ending the game an hour before it got dark for the fireworks…

I miss Mark Mulder
i always wanted to see a blanton-mulder matchup

under 1:45 for sure

or 3 innings of a Yankees game
what team is mulder on now?
team nike golf
he retired?
He's unemployed at the moment
very much injured

shoulder surgery. was suppose to work out for some teams this year but it doesn’t look like that ever materialized

I'm on team TaylorMade
Jesus, this umpire is terrible
Maybe he just had a stroke and can't move his right arm.
Ethier just missed
poor andre
I know it was terrible how he lost to Hulk Hogan
Wow, that was a terrible pitch
just got home and put the Phils-Dodgers game on

I did hear the end of the other game while I was driving…

Rally towels > thunder sticks

TYVM

thundersticks are for basketball

IMO

you could use a rally towel at home for various chores

but a thunderstick?

Waking the kids up on a school day?
Ummm....
sure, one could pyramid a connotation vis a vis the cilais etc.
I know where your mind is.

thunderstick, indeed.

A white rally towel though

Sounds like a surrender

Better than a white rally feather
That's what, a 65 year old reference?

Nice callback

delayed fair call there
I think baseball fields would look better without all that cross-hatching on them
SF doesnt have the checkered field.....I think it makes it look kind of minor leagueish though...
from the mowing you mean?
Yeah
i like it

in fact, i wish they did designs like they do for the all-star game and stuff

yes!!

off the deck!

see i told you i could make it happen
did you invite ethier over last night?
he's not the right fielder i want
Can you make a grand slam?
mmmmm big greasy breakfast
We might all need one after this.
aparently i can't right now, working on it
Work that magic, girl!
I just made a turkey sandwich dissappear
Cupcakes?

Oh Cheesesteaks

Joe looks tough in his gameday pic


“Hey! Don’t call me Cupcakes!”

that looks more like

(groan) “I ate one too many cupcakes”

Wow, Ron Darling virtually never says anything even remotely interesting
How do you think he passed the National Telecast audition?
I just figured his Dad was a broadcaster

I thought that’s how it worked

Who is the gal singing whilst she lounges in the tropical

setting (waiting for us males) in the HDTV commercial?

Direct TV
this looks like her

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2140611/

Fergie.
fer sure?
Yep.

From the Black Eyed Peas. Pretty sad, when you think about it.

you'd think she'd be above that? but then again

I understand a lot of celebs do DTV adds…..must pay well.

I'd think they'd all be above it.
wait maybe i'm thinking of a different commercial
muahahahaha matt kemp
I'd prefer the Dodgers to win, but I would not mind

some extra inning drama to extend my evening diversion in an entertaining way.

That 1-2 pitch to Wolf was actually a great example, I suspect,

of a home plate umpire’s view of the pitch being blocked by the catcher because of being positioned behind the plate. Not that Barrett has needed any help blowing calls, but I’ll bet if he has the CF camera angle he calls it a strike.

is it wrong to lick the remaining delicious olive oil off of your plate?

oh what the heck…

that good?

what else did you eat besides the olive oil?

so good, high end imported liquid gold

i had whole grain pasta with some sweet tomatoes and basil, and olive oil

I love Olive Oil but Popeye beat me to her
healthy bastard
it's yummy and easy to make

what did you eat?

I've tried the whole grain pasta but I didn't care for it

and I love whole grain everything else.

this one is actually a 7 grain blend, not bad

my favorite is made from farro but it’s hard to find

Farro is delish!
they used to sell farro pasta at ratto's , haven't seen it in awhile
Pasta is one of the worlds perfect foods
nothing yet

maybe a chicken quesadilla

Hi......

Fashionably late – I know

Hi! As you should be.
Hi Sandy!
he looks like a mobster now...lol
Lol!

Like he should be waking up next to a horse’s head.

just heard an ad for NLCS game 4 on Pandora.

TBS/MLB is infiltrating everything…

Don't open her box
Sweet Pandora

God-like aura

Don't know about yanking Belasario here

Good bullpen help is hard to find, as Torre knows from last night.

Can he get lucky?
Apparently so, with a bullet to LF caught by a tarantula with a body
Eeeek!

where is this tarantula?

Non-chalant awesome catch
I'm hoping one day to have

a non-chalant awesome post

ethier would be cuter with his eyebrows waxed
make sure to tell him that

what every man wants to hear

i already did

it worked on trav, tho he took it too far

I just finished a bikini wax
did it hurt?
I screamed like a little girl
really? 'cos i scream like a banshee
LOL

i’ve always wondered what a banshee sounds like

And you're telling us because????

should we expect to see you in a bikini soon?? Don’t answer!!

Hell I'm gonna post em' on AN

I’m going to Tampa for winter break so get ready.

woohoo!
Get ready for some full moon fever!
what beach will you be on?
Not sure yet but you can bet that's where I'll be

I love to scuba dive and snorkel

st. pete beach is really nice
Thanks for the tip OAH

I’m really looking forward to the trip despite everything Bloom says about Florida.

white sand, warm water, clear water you can see seaweed and fish, lovely
sounds better than 36 degrees with a chance for

an ice storm.

Snorkellllllllll - warm water whenever I can!
Being in the ocean is wonderful

I was lucky enough to spend a summer in Hawaii and I loved every minute of it.

Last great snorkeling I did was in Belize. Did a cruise of W Caribb so I could snorkel there
That sounds like a nice time
It was - I was in a wierd space but I loved the snorkeling
i'll shield my eyes
Hahahahaha ha ha ha
You mean like waxing a mustache? ;P
His birthday is the same day as my daughter!!

I’ll have to remember to pass that little piece of trivia along to her.

Chan Ho Park is on the Phillies?

Actually, my first thought was: Chan Ho Park is still playing?!

that is park chan ho

chan ho park is clean shaven

OMG WE SHOULDN'TVE TRADED ETHIER FOR MILTON BRADLEY IT WAS THE WORST TRADE EVAH

Oh, nevermind.

Ok, so is it that Manny just really does not care or what? He just appears to be disinterested....

I dont understand his complete lack of emotion on the field…That crazy catch that he made just off the grass….it was just like….ho hum..if I catch it i catch it if I dont I dont….la de dah….And then seeing him at the plate its the same thing…Its like if I get a hit cool…if I strike out cool…Yawn……

He is too cool for school - but it seems there is no affect there at all.....
Some people just play that way

and hey it works for Manny

thats how I work
I'm a pretty laid back person for the most part

and I never get all that upset with any of my students or players that I coach.

"furcal not having a good series at the plate, but at least he hasn't committed 3 errors in one inning"
Michael Jackson must really need money

judging from all the beatles songs on these commercials.

that is so wrong
Is it too early for me to say I didn't think much of Michael Jackson?
not even the thriller album?
I meant more of him as a person

especially with all the kid stuff.

oh that stuff, yea he was manipulative and had alot of issues
I cracked up at school today b/c I heard a kid singing Yellow Submarine walking across campus

Their music is getting a lot of new play – partially b/c of Rock Band game I think

I played that game at a party and friends and family have been playing the CD's

and for the first time I’m starting to like the Beatles especially the later stuff.

The digital remix is amazing!

Too. Thanks, LB!

Was that your present??
Yes.
All Bloom has sent me is heartache
He's a heartbreaker.
Is he a dreammaker and a lovetaker?
Yes.
You should tell him not to mess around with you
I did
Were you wearing one of those little rope-like headbands at the time?
I know I put on my wig and everything

and yet he won’t return my calls

Like THIS??

Heartache

you should see Cirque du Soleil's "Love" at the Mirage in Vegas
i think those fans really enjoyed that manny strikeout
Manny didn't care
They've been doggin him the whole game about the steroids allegations
Allegation?
well - I"M not 100% since I didn't look at the test results......

;-)

it's possible he was pregnant I guess
Manny does not rub himself about his strickouts
Okay so what does he rub himself too?
"Sex on Fire" by Kings of Leon
Sex on Fire....sounds hot
Nothing

He’s all about the menefreghismo.

whoops he was out!!
Chalk another on the board.
I think I have chalk hand
Who's keeping track of all the bad calls??
I dont think I could keep track anymore. ;)
There's too many.
one of the stat boys I'm sure
That's would have been super hard to see in a bang-bang situation like that!!
super hard? bang-bang?

hey this is a family game thread

If you knew ME - you'd know no innuendo intended.....

that’s YOUR mind

Yeah, so?
Im not saying - I'm just sayin.....
Quit it!
What'd I do!?!?
Nothing, baby.

Berry Jo doesn’t do the innuendo, is all.

Me either.

Have some standards, people!

Is it ok if I don't have any standards mikev?
I suppose.
whew I thought I was going to have be an adult
Hell no.
that's good because I have the maturity level

of a 9 year old and the IQ of a 7 year old.

You're in the right place.

:-)

I feel I'm among my peers
I do have a dirty mind BERRY JO
I have my moments - just choose not to display it in public much!!
it's no fun if you keep them to yourself
I still have plenty of fun......believe me
I think it's all the years in public schools where have to watch myself.......
At work I'm a totally different person

I’m still a goofball but my jokes are much more PG

Yup Yup
i really hope families aren't using AN for wholesome entertainment
True....but ya know kids do wander in now and again....
I know

where is RRS anyway

Basking in the glow of yesterday.

Sigh.

the afterglow of a Raider win is sweet
but likely short-lived
I'm just going to enjoy it
Maybe busy with school stuff...

He sure knows a lot about sports – I’ll say that!

He's not really in school

he’s a bookie

he'll make more money doing that

than with a degree

I don't know I literally make hundreds of dollars with my degree
Is that the degree from Xerox U??
I got mine in Guam

it’s a PHD in advanced baseball statistics

I thought it was a degree in making counterfeit $$$$$
Hmm that sounds good

maybe I should have changed schools

You're not actually allowed to block a four-sided base
Out
also out on the 2-2 pitch, but , meh
All the same now.
I really hope that 2 unlimited song will die quietly sometime soon.
Me hungry for pho
That sounds perfect!
get some
the pho-teria near me isn't good

need to go to k-town. maybe later.

is this thing on?
It's sluggish for sure
I know my posts are bad

but why does AN keep dropping me?

I don't know -

I’m jumping around sites and the last time I came back it was sloooooow at forwarding me through the posts. Does it log you off?

it has a few times the last week or so
Joe girardi would pinch run, then send him
damnit jim!

Damnit Jim

I’m dead so leave me the hell alone and get some better hair plugs

that was a pitch right there

high inside gas

dammit - strickout
George Sherrill is on the Dodgers?

(Obviously I never watch the NL and don’t keep track of random players from other teams.)

Me either.

But I’m enjoying this. Game. Yes.

I only watch A's games during the season
yes

an under-the-radar pickup for sure, but has proved to be big

Was that a 93 MPH slider?

woooooo

have i missed much?
still 4-3
time for a fudgesicle
i have ice cream sandwiches too

cookies and cream

It's always time for a fudgesicle
What if it's time for an It's-It?
Mmmmmmm - the best
Oh It's-It

God I loved those things, there the reason why I was fat when I was a kid. I miss them so much.

if you really have a hankering and some cash to blow

http://www.itsiticecream.com/order/shipping.cfm

Cappuchino?? Never seen that one......
me neither

i liked the “chips-it” but was hard to find

Intead of ordering a case for $87

I’d be tempted to buy $87 worth of ice cream, oatmeal cookies, and chocolate coating and try to make my own.

if you're ever near UCLA

diddy reese. two fresh cookies around a scoop of ice cream for a dollah-twentyfive

Thanks for the tip

I haven’t been to SoCal in about 10 years — next time I go, whenever that is, the first order of business will be to find a really good burrito.

If there’s room after that, I might have ice cream.

That is a solid plan - Nick!
Oh my God!

I can get these things delivered? I’m in deep trouble.

And while you're ordering CA food

you can order Saag’s too

i know, i love them
It's probably good I don't live near them

or I’d have to spend two hours a day on the treadmill to stay in shape instead of one.

that sounds delicious.

I’m eating crackers. Sad.

Me?
where have you been?
Here and there
well stay here
What's in it for me?
we'll entertain you
Let me....entertain you!

Let me…make you smile.

Let me do a few tricks!

Some old and then some new tricks!

I’m very versatile!

well, she did grow up to be a stripper
who?
gypsy rose lee

lynnz was singing a song from Gypsy

Gypsy Rose Lee.
you girls know a lot
we know about musicals, handbags, hot guys

important stuff

That explains why you don't know about me.
i know about electronics modding and macs

more interesting stuff

And that comes in handy, too.

But you have to love a stripper song.

nothing against strippers or songs about them ;-)
uh ...let's see I know about.....hmm....
Depends entirely on your POV
Don't forget make-up and jewelry

Especially Jewelry!

yes, and cocktails
And a man that can cook.

Just so he can spell me.

That is VERY important!
i can cook
You win then!
sweet!

bake me a cake ;-)

Waah!

You know I can’t. But I can grill you the best rib-eye you’ve ever had.

that works too

yum!

how about a cupcake?
Hi.
You know you're in there.
I do my best
right now let's see I know about......hmm
I know.

Our standards are high, sirbed.

and sexy undergarments
Because they make US feel sexy.

And you want that, right?

I always want to know how lingerie looks

on the floor next to the bed because that’s where I want to see it

you mean we've benn wasting our $
Depends on your POV
Not if they make us feel sexy.
no because getting it off and on

the floor is fun as well

NO YOU HAVE NOT BEEN WASTING IT.
A girl I knew in College was a stripper

at least this is what I heard I don’t have an eye witness account

it's not uncommon

a friend of mine was a nude model for art class

that's different
you mean nude models for art classes

don’t get paid in singles?

I don't think they give many lap dances, either
maybe

but they get the cash in envelopes, instead of in g-strings

I have a friend who mostly paid for grad school dancing in gentlemans clubs.

Focus- Gender/ Feminist studies @ UCB.

now we're talking
This has potential.
hey just wait until you see my pictures from Tampa
Sooooo

Let me… entertain you!

And we’ll have a real good time, yessir!

We'll have....

A real good time! (where the hell, is iglew, anyway).

iglew is reading a 7 thousand page book about Warren Harding
Except for the hour I watched House

it feels like I’ve watched about 19 hours of baseball today

Me too! (Minus watching "House")

I didn’t get out of bed until 11:30am, and have pretty much been watching baseball since.

Are you feeling better?
Well...I was determined to go to work today no matter what

but woke up at 2am going, “Eh…that’s not gunna happen.” But I am planning to go tomorrow, thanks. I think, hope, pray it’s running its course.

Sounds like you got plenty of rest......keep taking the meds - too! They should be kickin in soon
One of the nice parts about living away from the west coast

is that the day games don’t start until after I get off work

Oh, have you been feeling sick?

Or just playing hookie?

Sickest I've been in years. Strep and/or viral infection

No oinky flu, though.

Awwwww, sorry to hear that....

If I had actually been online at all this past week, I would’ve dropped off some soup and chocolate martini’s for you. Soup to help get rid of the illness, martini to help you forget it… :)

I was at Bed, Bath, and Beyond the other day

and saw something called an “automatic martini mixer.” How lazy (or drunk?) do you have to be to buy a machine to mix gin, vermouth, and an olive?

The only way it would be worth it would be if it worked like one of those old-fashioned automatic coffee dispenser machines.

Does it measure out the correct proportions of said liquid refreshment??
I didn't even look

I’m not really a fan of martinis — I prefer a gimlet or gin-and-tonic when I drink gin. And I really can’t imagine needing a machine to mix one for me.

Me either.....I was just wondering how automatic automatic was!
Here's a review

$100!

I love this!!
Let’s put on our Captain Obvious cape for a moment and deliver this nugget of wisdom: There’s no good reason for anyone to buy the Waring Martini Maker. No good reason it should exist at all. For one long minute this device does through electrical what your arms can achieve in a mere 10 seconds… and it does a worse job of it too.
That would have been great, gigglingone

(I would have thrown out the soup).

sounds baaaaaaaaad.
Shut them down and then hit a walk-off.....
ping: Chargers

It’s OK to tackle the receiver.

and now its time to play

“is this the game where lidge will melt down?”

My vote is for yes.

can adam wainwright pitch instead?
No. Not a "blown save" situation.
Save situation

Better send in Lidge for some reason.

oh wait

ignore this

Broxton's been sitting for a long time in the cold...
Ernest Hemingway, that you?
Look, the old man is about to pinch hit!
if the next part is about bullfighting then yes it is
oooo frenchie struck out
how did that pitch look in TVland?

Gameday shows it out of the zone.

looked about 6" outside
Wow

Tough breaks.

Looked pretty good - maybe a bit low - the TV strike thingy showed it outside
great game

I love baseball!

Both have been super tight.
wait baseball?

I thought we were talking about baseketball

did anyone else see the movie baseketball?
Matt Stairs time

Because she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

Stairs ;)
remember those guys with the sign back in the day

Stairs 3:16 ?

Dont recall, but thats awesome!

Holy crap Ruiz hit!

The Keg With Legs

Fun to think that contemporaries of his were playing in the Legends of Baseball on Saturday!

Who's getting on base and who's hitting it out??
or getting hit

yowza.

You were ahead of me b/c I had paused the machine....

It was like seeing into the future…..I thought you had ESP or somethin’

Guess that last hit answered my question!
Henry Rodriguez

Throws more 100 than Broxton.

the novel I'm reading just. won't. end.

erg. It’s like the end of the movie Return of the King… seventeen different endings — just when you think it’s over, it keeps going!

…just thought I’d share.

Whatzit?
Edgar Huntly, or Memoirs of a Sleep-Walker -- by Charles Brockden Brown.

yep, it’s very well-known.

I'll wait for the movie
Should the Phils try a double steal here?
if i was them i would
I highly approve of games that come down to the last out

Unless the A’s are in them, then I don’t mind if we’re up by two or three or ten runs.

Whoa! Holy Shit!!
Awwww, I was hoping for extra innings.....
Phillies!!!!!

world f***in’ champions!

They are playing OUR SONG!!!

What?!?!?!?

Yeah, they do that there

Kinda offended me, too.

Sounded like "Can't Turn You Loose" -- the Blues' Brothers' theme song
I heard "Celebration"
They were both in there
I KNOW! We should sue

And it sounded like a crappy remix, too.

holy cow.

Is this the postseason of blown saves/walk-off wins or what?!

Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Outstanding!

good overcomes evil once again

I'm in shock
Still a couple games to play.
i'm not optimistic
well that was exciting
unfortunately

an undesirable outcome

two really good games today
Go Phils!!!!
So Rollins for MVP of this series?? or a pitcher?
Rollins for pitcher? Seems unnecessary.
And Craig Sager is CLEARLY drunk as he interviews Rollins.
check out the orange suit
My eyes!

they’re burning!

Oh, my God, what was he wearing?

A hospital waiting room sofa in Omaha is missing its slipcover.

Great imagery- lol!
he stole my grandma's couch
After raiding her liquor cabinet, evidently.
That's so perfect
++++++

++++++

I've been to Omaha more than once and I think you're right
wow, i feel used, i was rooting for the dodgers, what a tease
I know. I feel like a cheap whore, only not good.
here's $5, feel better
Wow, you prepay?
It's ok. I pre-whore.
he's cheap
Then why pay for 5 at once?
he's feeling under the weather, wanted to cheer him up
By telling people online, right in front of me, that you're lying

to make me feel better? Thx!!!

sshhh you didnt have to point that out

(they’re not that bright)

hoo aant britte?
I'm a $5000 an hour one myself
can i see your menu?
It's all you can eat
i think it;s the other way around
it's eat you can all?
You can eat all, silly.

What a maroon!

oh shoot my cover is blown
Of course "yourself." Who's going to pay to be with you?
haven't you heard Nico my right hand pays top dollar
i know, no enjoyment
Stop rooting for the Dodgers and you'll feel better
Broxton + road = choke
sirbed + road = roadkill
so the red teams beat the blue teams today by a score of 5-4
Wow.

I was still hoping for the West coast mojo.

all i want to know is this

can the phillies beat the yankees?

I sure hope so

(or the slegnA, for that matter)

Exactly. I guess Cliff Lee is a good start.
I think the Phillies can beat anybody at this point
okay, i feel better
That's sort of what I am thinking......they have been so solid. Playing with authority.
The Phillies are playing some great baseball
the only solace about this is

yes, i think they have a legit shot at it. though the games might all be 9-7 or 11-9

With the exception of Rivera

Just about every other closer has sucked you know what in the Post Season.

Nathan, Fuentes, Papelbon etc etc

Franklin, Broxton.

Surprisingly, not Lidge.

actually, I'm not as surprised

Lidge was injured early in the season, and he seemed to take all season to get healthy. Seems he’s fully recovered at the right time.

Lidge is the big question mark

and one of the things that could sink the Phillies

Nah, he doesn't have to pitch to Pujols.
that helps when you don't have to pitch ot Pujols
you have to feel sorry for the dodgers a bit, that hurts
Do not.
I still want an all Cali WS.

Just to piss off Fox, and to boost the state economy. So, yeah, mikey.

But then there would be a bunch of 1:00 world series games.
I will never ever ever never ever feel bad for the Dodgers
never ever ever?

even for poor little ethier who ran his butt off to get the ball?

No.

Especially not him.

i guess i'm a softy
Oh I'm a softy as well

but 1988 happened and I’ll never forget it.

Good for snuggling!
I assume you want to snuggle with OAH and not me right mikev?
I hate to let you down this way

but yeah.

(cries out in pain)

damn you mikev for breaking my heart

oh that would've been hawt
it still can be
ok, give sirbed a bighug
not exactly what I meant
Cool I'll bring the whip cream
whip cream always reminds me of ryan sweeney
It reminds me of Paris in the springtime

and Kim Basinger when she was hot in 9 1/2 weeks

and the bikini in Friday Night Lights
she was smoking in LA Confidential as well
I think they really needed this win (I know - obviously) - they are in deep now.

Dodgers needed a momentum shift. Wed. game should be another good one.

Joe Torre just said on the postgame show

that they’ll show up to the next game.

Well, I should hope so.

are they going to take it one game at a time?

and play the ball as it bounces?

and see how things shake out?

No - they only need to win one

that’s their story and they’re sticking to it!!

Since we couldn't dance with the fat man in Fl...

this

it is what it is

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