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Open Thread 2: Playoff Day 5 - Yankees at Twins

The Twins are fighting for their lives, hoping that the Metrodome is magic -- as it has been for them so many times. Andy Pettitte goes against Carl Pavano, former Yankee failure turned 14 game winner.

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my chance to type - roomy
I hope the Yankees annihilate the Twins.

I find the Twins annoying, and I can live with the Yankees being in the ALCS/world series.

Once again, the possible final baseball game in the Metrodome

Soon to take its rightful place alongside Candlestick Park in the Worst.Ballparks.Ever. Hall of Infamy.

For the third time in a week, Dave Henderson places his bottle of champagne in the ice bucket and settles back in his easy chair to watch the game.

Despite that awful, awful stadium

Go Twinkies!

Jon Miller just referred to the Metrodome as "peculiar"
Rooting for the Yankees

I want the Yankees to win the series now. I want them to defeat the Angels in the American League Championship Series.

Go Twins!
x1
Booo!

Also, death to Delmon.

death? seems a bit harsh...
Death

classic

just classic RRS

I posted this earlier on S&BP, but I have to do it again.

That is great RRS

It’s Al “get off my lawn you brats” Davis. I don’t think there is anyone I’ve lost more respect for over the lasy few years than Darth Al.

the last few inglorious years do not take away all he's done for the league.
Did I just see a commercial for a new movie called

“Men Who Stare At Goats”? Or am I that drunk already?

why not both?

It is Sunday, after all.

Not here it isn't.
We're gonna win, Twins, we're gonna score!

We’re gonna win, Twins, watch the baseball soar!
Knock out a home run, shout a hip-hooray,
Cheer for the Minnesota Twins today!

i 2nd that emotion

No way

You guys are nuts

First rule: You do not root for the Yankees.

Second rule: YOU DO NOT ROOT FOR THE YANKEES.

It's called the lesser of two evils

See: NLDS, LAD vs STL.

Really?

You consider Minnesota a greater evil than New York? As far as I’m concerned, Minnesota is the least evil team in the AL playoffs. And it’s nowhere close.

total agreement

Twins are small-market lovables like a certain other team we know… playing their last games in a stadium even more hated than another certain stadium we know. Plus, they are building a new one with no roof!!! Now that takes balls.

You gotta love the small-market underdogs.

Especially when they’ve got Joe Mauer.

Hell, you couldn’t find another team in baseball that’d make me root for the Yankees/Angels/Red Sox. Not the greatest AL playoffs from an A’s-fan rooting standpoint.

One of those teams I can't stand for no reason

Like STL.

I don't really subscribe to the St. Louis hate.

I mean, I get why people don’t like them, what with the Holliday thing and the whole “one more WS trophy than us” thing.

I kind of like STL, actually. Also for no reason. Well, Pujols might have something to do with it.

I was just rooting for Holliday to fail

I love LaRussa and Duncan, obviously.

The Holliday fail was epic, too, just delicious.

I don't harbor any resentment to Holliday.

But I have to admit, it was pretty damn glorious.

I'm from NYC and I LOATHE the Yankees, just hate 'em.
I think I may love you
I'm interested in the apparent reclamation of "Twinkies"

It was a deadly insult in my Minnesota days, akin to Chokeland. But since the SBN Twins blog is called Twinkie Town, I guess not any more.

seems so unfair

no Morneau for MN, whilst the Yanks get to field their little Hall-of-Fame all-star team.

Dear Baseball,

Please arrange for there to be a 163rd game the day before the ALDS begins, have the teams go extra innings and exhaust their bullpens, and then have the winning team be the one whose HR leader is out for the season.

Thanks,

The Yankees.

it's ok, this is easy

just think about a few days from now, when we’re in the position of having to (almost-semi-sincerely) pull for the notorious Orange County team when they meet the Yankees [[sigh]]

WHAT?

Blasphemy

it's true

but I must speak my truth, and my instinct is that the die was cast on day 3 of the season and it’s all Santa Ana Seraphim of SoCal this time [[double sigh]]

Got to agree with you again.

I just can’t bring myself to root for the Yankees, under any circumstances. Even…LAAAAAAA.

I'll root for the Angels over the Yankees

I only really hate the Angels because they get in the A’s way. When the A’s aren’t involved anyway, I don’t hate them as much.

Getting rid of K-Rod definitely helped.

Their obnoxious factor went down by, like, half.

But I still can’t really root for them. I feel too dirty.

the next series is going to be a doozy

another where it’s like “yes! oh wait… i’m suppose to be rooting against one of them….”

It's the 2002 WS all over again.

Eh, never mind. That Angels-Giants WS was nowhere close to the animosity I have for both of these teams. The Giants are more like a friendly rivalry/make fun of Sabean type deal.

That was a killer

It was like those car-wreck videos they made us watch in drivers ed in high school. I guess the WS I’d really like to see is slegnA and Dodgers, which necessarily means I have to root for the slegnA in the ALCS (assuming there’s not more Twinkie magic in the homerdome).

Sigh. Pass me a drink.

Hmm...Car wreck...Pass me a drink...

This could be awkward.

Hold on, I'm texting someone
I'd like to see a NYY/PHI World Series

For no other reason then they are the best from both leagues this year.

I think it'll be Dodgers and someone else

But who knows

hard to fail with death as a motivator, you know?

When a friend dies it’s really powerful, beyond the parameters usually proscribed by sports and the sort of goal-oriented motivations players experience. I am sure I was not alone feeling so much grief when Adenhart was killed, not because I even knew him but having watched that game the night before you just don’t expect that kind of thing no matter what your connection to the moment, however tenuous it might be.

It just seems like the Angels have sort of gelled around that moment, in a way… those 25 guys share something very unusual — and not really something you’d wish on anyone, division rival or whoever — and my vibe is that they are gonna take it to the house and win the WS whether we like it or not LOL

Dear Yankees,

This is the invoice for services rendered (re: 163rd game)

1 – 163rd game
1 – Morneau injury
1 – extra innings, bullpen usage

Cost: Your soul

Regards, Satan prince of darkness

Sold themselves short there.
That's Hank's soul, not George's.

George’s is long gone.

George sold his for the 1977 and 1978 seasons.
Hmm, I think you could possibly have an idea for a musical there
Sit down you turkey!
Back to the dugout!
is there a pig-out tonight?
Indianapolis-TN

[shrugs]

Wow, Pavano is really on his game.

Hope he can keep it up.

He knows the Yankee's hitters well.

But they barely know him.

Back to watch more pwnage

Even though I think the Yankees will take it, it would sure be awesome tonight for their reject Pavano to stick it to them for the night

Nine-pitch inning for Pettite.

This could be a quick postseason game (shocker, I know).

Look at that HAT!

That’s a collector’s item right there

LOL Swisher

yeah, but he knows how to turn the goof around and i ended up laughing with him not at him.

LOL a walk is 4 balls
SWISHHHHH

feel the breeze

That was awesome

I liked the mock applause

is there some button I can press on my radio between innings

to make it play the “Sippin’ On a MG” song as sung by Jon Miller and Vin Scully?

I don't think Vin sings.

I don’t think his vocal chords will allow it.

Heck of a win for your Bengals there Bloom

or I should say a heck of a win for the 4-1 first place Bengals.

WHO DEY?!
Yes but on November 22 your Bengals are going down and going down hard

as they have to face the greatness of the Raiders!

are they in Oakland?
at the Raiders baby!

get ready for 60 seconds of hell followed by 59 minutes of your Bengals scoring at will.

you have a good team.

You need to give up on the TDRE, though. Who else you got?

who has a good team?

not anyone near Oakland. The Raiders are a complete and utter joke in every way and will be lucky to win another game this season.

I was proud of myself today though as I took the 44-7 loss in stride and didn’t let all the barbs and jokes of my friends hurt me too much. (by the way those black bags I buried at the river were filled with uh… not my friends uh they all went on safari together and won’t be seen for at least 6 months)

They follow their leader, TDRE,

and he’s utterly lost in that role.

Who’s your backup?

remind me not to stay up for George Lopez
TBS

Very un-funny

Pavano hasn't left the game with a sore anus yet?

Wow

Carl Pavano

He’s made millions of bucks he got to date Alyssa Milano and since he’s made of glass he never plays all that much. I want to have his life when I retire.

will "Steeleye" Span

be the Twinks’ 1st baserunner?

I guess not so much.
steeleye?

Is that like Goldeneye? Is he 009 or something?

It's a reference to a fine British folk band

I LOL’d. But now I’ve got “Gaudete” earworms.

Steeleye Span is a very treasured Celtic folk-rock band

700 Elves can’t be wrong

the sun just went below the mtn. behind me - so i can raise the blinds

36 degrees out now – had cool and bright sunny weekend.

do you live in anti-Florida?
36 degrees in October

boy it’s too early to be that cold.

it's still heat wave city here.

we just had one of those tropical thunder storms.

When I lived in Kansas it was once -49 degrees

that made me think living there forever wasn’t a great idea.

It was occasionally that way in Northern Indiana.

I’ve never experienced worse weather than the South Bend area.

Averages about 65 days of sunlight a year, horrifically hot summers, horribly cold and snowy winters.

I've never been to Indiana

to be honest it’s not high on my wish list.

I hope my painting a picture for you

furthers that goal, or non-goal, as the case may be.

I love to be outside and in the sun

so 65 days of sun sounds like hell to me

you also understand why there are so

many Northern Indianians in Florida who think the place is heaven.

A lot of midwest folks

end up in Florida or Arizona (it’s a dry heat TM.)

Dry heat truly sucks

Humidity FTW

trade?
OK

You get to live in “lovely” regional Australia.
And where do I get? ________, Florida?

"lovely" Sarasota
I win
no no.

you just think you do.

You don’t live here.

bring your shorts and

a stick to whack away all the old people.

mmm whacking old people with a stick
it's funner if you keep score.
OK

You’ll need an asbestos suit for summer when everything is on fire, and some fake bad teeth so you fit in with all the rednecks.
Australia FTL.

here, you get all the "fun" people from the

East Coast who come here and still think they’re in Boston/NY/Philly, PLUS all the toothless locals who resent anyone who’s not from here. PLUS it’s miserably hot from about late March to November. And when it’s not hot, it’s so busy with seasonal people and tourists, you’d think you were on the west coast.

Sounds good to me

With all that I ALSO get to see either the Marlins or Rays in person?
Sweet. No teams here.

Rays.

And trust me, what goes on at the “Trop” doesn’t really qualify as baseball. I’m not sure what it is.

I've been in both and I'll take humidity
that' warmer

than the game time temperature for the Rockies game

it doesn't help that they're starting at 2 in the morning.
for sure, i just checked denver - 31

but we are going down to the teens here tonight.

that's crazy weather to play baseball in

Denver should have a dome.

What idiot thought starting the Colo game that late was gonna be a good idea

seeing as how they just cancelled the other game for cold weather……and snow.

hey, 1am's an awesome start time!
What idiot?

I guess I should have known
It's like 32 degrees there right now!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

he just looks stupid

$17 million a year to be a dumbass. Great work if you can get it.

I can be stupid for that much money!!
I do it for a lot less than that right now
Wow that guy has the worst. seat. ever.
and holding that wittle-bitty hankie
Lets go Yankees
'Lets go Yankees"

that is something I have never said or will ever say.

maybe if they were being conveyored into

one of those cartoon-esque big vats of molten lava.

Yes

Or rushing off a cliff, suddenly realizing they were suspended in mid-air like Wile E. Coyote.

little signs,

“gasp!”

you can make those signs for them

Everyone wins.

I'd have to get the money up front.
cmon

if they were playing the Angels you’d still root against the Yankees?

I would.

Hate list:

1. Red Sox
2. Yankees
3. Angels
4. Rangers
5. Everyone else (actually the Tigers and the White Sox seem a tick or two above everyone else)

List of Doom

1. Broncos (I know wrong sport but I don’t care)
2. Yankees
3. Dodgers (1988 forever!)
4. Angels
5. Brewers (just kidding I’ve never watched an entire Brewers game)

no Bro Sox?
eh I just think they are a copy of the Yankees

and I really don’t get as fired up about them as others do.

I like Francona quite a bit and I enjoyed my trip to Fenway a few years ago. I found Sox fans to be cooler than Yanks fans.

Maybe they're just obnoxious in Oakland.....
or maybe I was just with some cool fans on that night

who knows but I had a lot more fun in Fenway then in old Yankee Stadium.

Other ppl I have known who have seen games there have also liked the general atmosphere at fenway
it's a cool place to see a game

and the fans know baseball and really care about their team.

dodgers above slegnA?

My jump-in-river list

1. slegnA
2. Yankees
3. Red Sox
4. gnats
5. Twins

The Twins huh?

I have nothing but respect for them. I don’t care about the Giants as the A’s have been better in every way.

The Angels are a solid pick but yes I still have he who shall not be named burned into my mind doing something that Jack Buck couldn’t believe he just saw and that will always keep the Dodgers high on my list.

Grudging respect

but they are always such a thorn in the side of the A’s. I was really secretly hoping the Rangers would be in this, or the Braves. Both managed to fail, though, at the same time

Me too.....I wanted the Rangers to make some noise. But they just died in the last part of the season
It's hard to root against Wash

the Rangers are a real threat in the next few years I think to make the playoffs.

Agreed
I've been keeping my eyes on them for the past couple of years.

Once they got Wash – I began thinking they might just get there.

I like rooting for teams that haven't been to the big dance
me too for the most part

I know the A’s winning the World Series in 1989 was a big deal for me as a kid and it made me a life long baseball fan so it’s good for the game for all fans to at least get a chance to see their team go for it all.

If the same teams go all the time - it kinda makes the rest of us feel like why try?
+million

sports are better when everyone has a chance

I forgot about the Giants...
I always forget about the....who are we talking about again?
......

(blinks)

……

Who are you people and what the hell are you doing in my living room?

And where the hell are my pants?

I kept the pants big boy as a souvenir
Fast game's a good game
Nice DP Cuddyer!
That was lucky

Go Twinkies! Yuck the Fankees!

BTW his name isn't Ka-die-yer

It’s Cudd-yer like a cow.

two syllables?
One of those guys

Whose name doesn’t match how it’s spelled.

oh, like CHONE!

(shakes fist at ridiculously-spelled or ridiculously-pronounced nemesis)

Really?

All broadcasters and stadium announcers have been calling him Kuh-DIE-er forever.

That's how I always say it right before I start laughing...
hey there!

you settling in for a long night of baseball with us?

possibly....I am sooo tired I may not make it

and I have some creative work I must do…..It’s not looking good for either baseball or work!!

Any way the Titans don't go 0-5?
nope

The Colts never lose night games

more reason to hate the Yankees
Rudy Giuliani wasn’t happy with his seats behind the Yankee dugout at Wednesday night’s game. He was overheard moaning to wife Judith that he preferred his old seats at the side of the dugout, which allowed him to chat with the players. A spy said, Giuliani was sitting in the first row behind the dugout and was complaining. He told Judy he wanted his old seats back. He summoned security and was immediately swooped away to another seat behind home plate. A young couple sat down in his [old] spot and said, ‘Giuliani wanted our seats so we had to move here.’ " A rep for Giuliani didn’t get back to us.
that seems more like another reason to hate Rudy

I’ll just be safe and hate them both

i would have told them the only way they were going to get me out of my seats

was to charge me with a crime and arrest me. and then i’d bust out my phone and film it.

Giuliani would wait until the dust had settled.

Then sent his goons to your house to break your thumbs and rape your dog.

He’d do it. He’s just that cruel.

He'd take care of the dog himself IMO
i'd challenge him to

“Is that the best you can do, punk?”

are you....

are you…

Kaiser Soze?

if only i was that much of a G
I hate people who throw their power and celebrity around

to get what they want no matter who it effects.

Hey!

I want this spot on the blog! Move.

sorry Mr. Bloom I'll get out of your way
It was close

But at least Merriweather got it right

I see Damon learned something in his short stay in Oakland
Sorry, Johnny

No hit for you!

So on my award winning prediction post

I had the Red Sox winning the World Series am I in trouble with that pick?

I had a BOS/PHI world series

But at least I had Phillie winning

I had the Phillies losing to the Sox
Hi AN

How has the game been? Somewhat uneventful?

Make nachos or order pizza?
Nachos

Also, grape soda pls.

Nachos and grape soda

fine dining at it’s best!

I have grape G2 powder packets

That’s the best i can do, unless you have some club soda

Here ya go

Club Soda Pictures, Images and Photos"

i don't do clubs

but i would totally go there if it was in a building like that

looks fun.

I bet they have awesome foam parties…

and a nice cola garden
Club soda with orange juice

is tasty

MMMM - Orangina

I have some in my fridge….thanks for reminding me.

I prefer the Limonada.
with lime juice sounds good as well
make nachos

delivery pizza is always 15 min past its prime

where from pizza?
oh I hadn't gotten that far yet

just knew I wanted melted cheese. But nachos will do.

nachos are a poor substitute for pizza if you want pizza.
You Americans and your cheese

(Shakes head incredulously)

I am a real American

I love my cheese melted by my warm gun!

do you fight for what's right

(fight for what’s right!)?

I fight for what can be supersized with cheese!
I fight ... for my right ... to party!
alright Twinkies, time to score some runs
steeleye span in scoring position

gaudete! gaudete!

It's the hour of Mauer!
Come on Mauer Pauer!!
Twinkies!!!!!
Yes!!!

Fight on, Twinkies!!

Yay, my homie Mauer!
I'm new to all-time hitting catchers

is Joe Mauer good?

Nasty swing by Cuddyer.

Need a nice double down the line.

Who says baseruners don't distract pitchers?

Buuuaaaaahaha!!!

What was that by pettite after the Cuddyer strikeout

some sort of seizure, perhaps

Was it the famous "I'm losing!!!!!" fist pump?
i think

or the “damnit why did i stop the ’roids?” exclamation

I think we need to stop Dennis Leary from doing any more commercials.

Like, ever.

Isn't it Denis?
Really?

I had Greg Norman advertising a golf tournament.

I think Greg Norman now does ads for divorce lawyers
that would explain my irrational hatred of him.
the person that really needs to stop commercials is

peyton manning

he's mellowed this year, I think.
ya I only see about 5 Peyton ads a day now instead of 10
That sucks

I like the “steroids” chant though.

ACK!!!!

That damn googly-eyed money’s following me around again!

did you trap it with a box and a stick-on-a-string yet?
no.

just under the doughnut holder.

if you don't watch it

it will show up peering at you in your car in the middle of the desert

Did it break another car key?
Why does it feel like someone is always watching m....making bad commercials?
God damn the Yankees and all their fans
And by fans, I mean the ESPN announcers
You know you're a douchey team

When the commentary for your home runs is “at the baggie”

What's with these home runs

I thought you had to “manufacture” runs in the post-season.

i think arod "manufactured"

himself in other ways

I could go for some manufacturing right now

lolz

we don't manufacture things in America anymore
Who hit it.....I had to take a phone call.
which one?
I missed both scores...
posada
Ohhhhhh I can;t stand that guy
time for memories of happier times...

I love you

(now excuse me while I go cry in the corner)

what a day

that was [[cries]]

yeah, it's bittersweet
That was nice!
There's Ronnie Mac in the corner!
LOL I was just thinking that

hard to recognize anyone else

bigger version here. I see Bocachica, Haren, Zito, Loaiza, Melhuse (?), Ellis, Kielty. And, of course, Huston and Kendall. Aw.

Don't forget Larry Davis

looming in the dugout…

Street and Blanton??
had it on mute whilst watching those balls soar over twinky outfielders - rats
remind me not to watch men of a certain age.
Ah Kirby

Twinkies need to channel their inner puckett-ness right now

I leave for 10 minutes and the Yankees score twice.
C'mon Twins. You can do this.
ok, maybe not now.
just don't jinx it again, k?

;-)

For sure. Learned my damn lesson.
here's Joba


run Princess Leia, run!

She's too drunk to run
A country song?
Needs a swarm of bugs
Right in the jewels. Ouch.
He was Beltre-d
"Hit him in the protective cup"

says the announcer.

(insert sound of ball hitting the Monster from earlier today)
Now in teh other head pls.
Rah Rah Ree

Hit em in the other knee

Jabba gets jobbed

Swisher dropped it out there, whoopsie.

would have made it to 2nd anyway
he's lucky Young got hit in the nuts earlier

he’d have been on 3rd, oh well

This is my 1000th comment, so I'd just like to say

yippie ai yay, mini sirloin burgers!

Whoop Whoop
Why are the announcers fawning over Jeter covering 3rd base?

That’s like, freaking fundamental baseball, damnit.

LOL

“Look where Jeter is”

He deserves a gold star.
Exactly what I came here to write

EVERY F***ING SS GOES TO COVER 3B WHEN THE 3BMAN CHARGES THE BALL WITH A RUNNER AT SECOND.

Gold star for Nico.
Bobby Crosby?
If he doesn't do it, it's Billy Beane's fault

Signed, Ed

to borrow a phrase from b. clinton

“the vast right-wing yankee conspiracy”

Imagine if he ever makes an extraordinary play

It’ll take the Metrodome custodial crew at least a week to clean up the broadcast booth.

Uh, well, I guess we don't need to imagine anymore
Whoa, that coulda used a subject line.
"It was a ghost"
a subject line so people could make it disappear if they were offended

by Randy covered in spoog.

michael kay right there
Or Suzyn Waldman
john sterling

“the melkman delivers”

I thought it was Nico when he sells a CD.
So much for this being a short game

Pace has slowwwwwwwed

It must be swell to have a DH

who bats 8th and strikes out twice on sliders in the dirt.

by the time it got to him

it had already bounced on the dirt three feet in front of him

Or, a DH in the playoffs with 122 ML ABs

This is what the Twins wanted???!!

A DH with no HRs in his career????

come on, tie the damn game.
Already.....
Guerrier has been a lot better than Nathan in this series.
Nathan didn't look good versus Detroit

in the one-game “play-in”. Maybe he’s “gassed”….long season.

Come on, Little Nicky!
he heard your pleas
Way to go - Pun-to!!
Little Nicky Punto - success!
Not so fast.
Damn
Leadoff Double!
Stupid graphic.
Let's go, Steeleye!
God damnit!

hero to zero

OH MY GOD.

What’s with the HORRIBLE baserunning?!

GOLD STAR FOR DEREK JETER!
HAHAHAHA

“And Jeter with a brilliant play”
Looks like I need to post that pic again

Derek Jeter

That was a great play by him for sure.

Because what?

Because he caught a chest high two-hopper or because he had the presence of mind not to turn and throw the ball to Swisher in RF?

My favorite was earlier today

When Pedroia kinda chested the ball, thus avoiding the double play, and the announcers were lauding the way he stayed with the play and got the out at first.

THEY WOULD HAVE HAD A DOUBLE PLAY.

dammit.

You mean the play before the 2-run single

that helped the Angels come back and sweep the Red Sox? Great play by Dustin, not fielding it cleanly, turning and lobbing the ball into the stands like most 2Bmen would have done.

Could have been.

Did you see the grit he showed, though?

GRIT

Jeter

He had the presence in mind to look to third base and caught Punto rounding third. It was a great play made by a great player.

Isn't throwing behind the baserunner the standard play?
"Standard" Play

I like how you assume just anybody would have thrown to third base.

sorry, I was being serious - I didn't actually see the play

The way I understand it, you throw to the fielder behind the baserunner, unless there’s a close play?

i hope you're being sarcastic

booby crosby could have made that play

That Play

We don’t know who makes it and who doesn’t other than the person who just made it.

I've seen it before

fielders just make it opportunistically, but that type of blunder is pretty rare

Plus, Jeter actually made a mistake

By throwing home he gave Punto a chance to get back to 3B. The right play would have been to run at Punto and then throw to 3B when Punto headed back to the bag.

It was an unbelievably average play by a decent SS.

dumbass punto
Jon Miller: "Jeter has an extra eye, he sees everything"
He third eye is not blind
He wants something else
Span HAS to steal second now.
and third!
throw in home while you're at it
and the series
wait a sec, what just happened?!

single to shortstop, Punto out at home…? does not compute.

Rounded third, throw came to home, he slipped, couldn't get back to third and got tagged out.
oh. yikes.

that’s not good.

It was major ugly.
gardenhire is gonna eat his hat down there
I'm sure it wasn't all that

but the announcers made it sound like Jeter broke out the sequel to the dreaded flip play and Punto was starring as Jeremy Giambi.

yeah, that one flashed before my eyes
So is the Posada HR to put the Yankees ahead

Posada won that game, with Zito pitching, 1-0.

YES!

(grumble grumble)

with pettite pitching, too, i think
that game was my 1st A's playoff game, before I was into it

and had the unintended consequence of making me an A’s fan for life, so now you’re all stuck with me!

See, and you thought you’d thought of every reason to hate Derek Jeter.

It was incredible!!!!

He threw the ball……TO THE PLATE!! I’ve NEVER seen anyone make that play before!

I was sure he'd throw it to second!!!!!!

What a heads up play by Derek Jeter to throw it to a base ahead of a runner!!!!!

Not even close

Dammit Jeremy, slide!

Cabrera, time to be the hero

like in the Detroit game.

Really, O-Cab

Just one home run. Is that so difficult?

time for some spelt toast
Time for a nice blown save by Mo, I hope!
No wonder the game in Denver doesn't start until 10PM EDT

not enough ice on the field to play a proper “MLB playoff” game.

I'm amazed they're playing that game at all
Are the Rocks and Phils on TNT right now?

I think they have started, no?

about 15 minutes, I think
right, you wouldn't want to hurt TV ratings

from NFL play, by scheduling a game during THE DAY!!

Greed greed greed greed greed now runs MLB.

Rivera = sex machine
Joe Mauer, three-sport HS star

from Cretin High School in Minneapolis

SAINT PAUL

It’s Cretin-Derham Hall, and it’s in Saint Paul, Minnesota, my home town.

hey, so you're from there

Last time I was there I looked for a juicy lucy and couldn’t find one. Is it that good or nothing to write home about?

They're pretty good, I don't know that I'd go too far out of the way for one

If you’re going back and you’re in downtown Mpls, go to Hell’s Kitchen, it’s awesome. I was home for five days in March and I think I ate there eight times.

Paul Molitor went there too!

I thought it was acceptable for people in St. Paul just to be lumped into “Minneapolis”.

It's about as acceptable as lumping teams from Oakland into "San Francisco"
I know, I wrote "jk" but the exclamation marks

blobbed it out.

My wife is from the Kenwood area of Minneapolis, so I know all about it. Me, I’ve even skated on Lake of The Isles.

Kenwood is very nice
Ah, the Twin Cities.

I lived in that area for several years when I was younger, and I have the scars (from mosquito bites) to prove it.

Minnesota State Bird, yes
Did you see Jeter on that ball Mauer hit?

What a player.

He had the presence of mind not to throw his glove at the 1B man during the play

Gold glove?

it's clear

that we need to teach The Flip Play in public schools, with the schoolchildren re-enacting the deed on its anniversary in class every year. Then we start building the statues, monuments to the swesomeness of Jeter, triumphant.

[[puke]]

Jeter "deked" the runner going into second

…savvy!!

no, he "Dereked" him
did you know that when Jeter isn't involved directly in a play

that he saves helpless puppies stranded up trees with his mind? I saw this on ESPN, after the “What David Ortiz Eats for Breakfast” segment.

Awwwww
yes

if that puppy could talk, he’d be saying “Thank you, Derek Jeter.”

What's with the :07 start times?
so TBS can play a few more "lopez tonight"

and “men of a certain age” promos before the game starts

exactly, more MLB greed

Television advertising RULES baseball.

television advertising

rules baseball EVERYTHING

Golden Sombrero for Damon!!

Lucky

Derek Jeter can improve your lung function in 15 minutes, too
wat

“If the is a game 4 here tomorrow, Scott Baio will pitch for the Twins”
Uh ok

see yay may hay
It's everyday eddie!

Oops

it's 34 in Denver at game time

my prediction: Elway gets victimized by a phantom Tuck Play in 4th quarter blizzard conditions as the Eagles prevail.

I think Napoleon won't reach Moscow before winter and he'll be forced to retreat
"I'd like the pitcher now who DOESN'T issue a walk."
LOL Why the F couldn't Nathan have pitched to Matsui?
WOW - this is not good......thie reminds me of the times we couldn't get through the Yankees in the first round.
Except without the two teaser wins to start the series
GAME.OVER.
it ain't over til it's over

but it’s not looking good for the Twinkies right now

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
for crying out loud
true.......
whoops to Nico
there's yer ballgame

game, set, match NY… god Joe Nathan has crapped the bed in this series, wtf?

In other news

Phils with the early 1-0 lead.

Why can't Nathan suck like this against the A's?
Nice fielding

Clang!

Gardy hiding in the dugout shadows
so I guess the question the Universe is asking

is “Exactly what sort of drugs does Josh have to be on to pull for the Angels?”

single on a fly ball to 2B, deflected by RF

that sounds very bad.

it was

brutal

it was

brutal great

FYP

Swish turned the NY logo on his helmet gold!

He does remember us.

blows up plastic baggie & pops it loudly

to commemorate the impending demise of the Metrodome.

i think the air is leaving slower than that

more like a pop……pppppsssssssssss

It's not going anywhere
Patrol Craft with a single.
I just watched Utley's HR on my iphone

it was a lined shot

patrol craft?
Carlos Gonzalez

someone on AN came up with that nickname, don’t remember who or why.

I think it was from a Spanish article about him

and when translated (probably by babelfish or something) one of the phrases came out “patrol craft.” And it stuck.

now I remember, in Spanish he's a "guardabosques"

which in English is “outfielder”…

These playoffs have been as bad as the Raiders

It looks like we’re going to see 3(!) sweeps and maybe a couple of games played in the snow. I’m going to get all technical now and say these playoffs have been yucky.

Now THAT was a lame commercial

NBA player in a taxi

I wish the Detroit tiebreaker could have been the last baseball at the Dome
aww
I wish a Game 7 victory could have been the last game at the Dome
Here's a drinking game for you all:

Take a swig every time you see Gardenhire looking stoic in the dugout. Gets you hammered in less than an inning.

okay... let's go blown save!

[clap clap clapclapclap]

Nothing would make me laugh more
not even a monkey playing a banjo?
Look, you can see all the players breathing in Colorado

neato.

Can't see
You can't see Happ's breath

’caus he breathes through his eyelids.

Where is Nick to see the demise of this venue as a baseball park??

He’s been waiting patiently!!

on-field delay? anything exciting?
A knucklehead. Trying to climb onto the field over the outfield wall. Didn't go well.
Unfortunately, Eric Byrnes does not play for the Yankees
some guy ran onto the field

and tried to scale the wall like a cat.

sports needs more streakers

Rivera - plunk Young
I hope they cut away immediately.....I don't want to see the yankees celebrating
Are you kidding, they're going to do a half-hour special on Jeter
Brendan Harris kind of looks like Cahill in his gameday pic.
TBS is trying to make defensive indifference a new official stat.
well. that was crap.

I hate sweeps.

Game
Sucks

I’m off to bed.

later man
NO and I'm not from Minneapolis either!
Heck, you're not even an English major

so confusing.

Jeter didn't even get to speak

Booo

but..but..there's another game...
Joe Mauer, I'll comfort you.
I can help with that.
She doesn't like vans or candy, sorry
The last 2 hitters at the Metrodome

Delmon Young and Brendan Harris.
That says it all about how I feel about the Twins (if you feel me).

Not even with Derek Jeter's hands
Rockies fans are funny

Line drive straight at the center fielder. Crowd goes nuts, then has a collective “Ohhh”.

finally out to denver, too lazy to go to tnt

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