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Open Game Thread - Game 142: A's @ Orioles (cont.)

A's up 5-0 going to the 6th.

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Come on Dalic.
Is that code for something?
No.
Yeah, I guess that would've been DaLick.
Phalic Barton?
Phalic Barton Stars in "KC Suckage"
Wow.

Where did he miss there>

Anyone remember

the ‘74 ALCS clincher? We beat the O’s 2-1. We had one hit. And 11 walks.

No one? Damn.

No.

I was 10 years away.

11 years away.
Maybe now is a good time

for me to stop talking.

Why?

You’ll just end up forgetting your resolve to quit talking.

HEY! YOU KIDS GETS OFF 67MARQUEZ' LAWN!
YOU TOO, HANNAHAN
At least mow it first
I was in Hawaii

In those days, we didn’t even get things live.

Except pig on a stick
but it was no longer A-live
Anyone remember

yesterday? We scored eight runs in one inning on one hit. Ah, good times. You ’member.

I remember!

I was 9! Great game!

It's easy to say "Barton's been unlucky"

when he’s robbed with a diving catch, but when you look at that last AB, the only reason it was catchable was that Payton was playing so incredibly shallow – which has to do with Barton’s rather putrid slugging pct.

I've seen Barton fly out to the warning track in left field more than a few times this year

Jay Payton’s just a really good defender who can afford to play shallow.

Perhaps the earlier comments on this thread

explain my being “unlucky”.

I remember seeing women fawn over Jay Payton at Spring Training a year or two ago

It was mind-boggling.

He's a ballplayer......reason enough for many women.
True, but there were a million others there to choose from

Others who didn’t suck!

Thank you!

Finally, a woman with standards who will only fawn after good players.

I think you're making fun of me, but nevertheless... Thank you?
Just a little teasing.

Can’t help it.

Yes, alox is quite the tease
All bark. No bite.

Occasional peeing on self when bluff is called.

I'd answer that, but as I'm incredibly bitter about the whole female gender right

now, I’ll just leave it.

"Aint love grand"

Or about 50 grand when it ends badly…

I believe Adam Sandler had it right.

Love Stinks.

YAY Gustav finally stopped fucking my satellite dish

Can see game on TV! Screw you, mlb.tv.

Isn't it Hannahan now?
Gustav is the one up here in New England now

… I think?

I'm pretty sure its Hanna(han).
You guys are right, it is Hanna.

I have no idea what the hell Gustav was doing with my dish, then.

Well....way to tell the difference....

is the wind blowing or making a big sucking sound instead?

You'll know which one is Hanna(han)
It's making bad throws to 1st

You’re right, it IS Hanna(han)!

I think Gustav is just the creepy guy who hangs out on schmifty's roof
Angels take a 6-5 lead in the ninth
Now to hope that K-Rod blows a save.
I love it when Daric stretches.
I wish I knew how dirty this comment was meant to be...
If only we could get him to wear a bag over his head

I’d be sold.

Aw.

He’s cute in his own way.

Heh, I'm sure he gets plenty... not to worry.
White Sox: 1st and 3rd, nobody out
Come on Sox
Tie game
BLOWN SAVE K-ROD!!!!

And some horrible baserunning by Owens.

Hell yes!!!
with a little help from our old man Swish
Shit. That was close.
Bah

I hate Safeway.

time for Smith to go.

He’s not designed to face a lineup a third time through.

TV Caption: K-Rod blows save

Accurate version: K-Rod blows

Which is exactly why I want the Angels to give him a huge contract.
who's the guy that looks like Mick Jagger?

And why is he booking rooms for the A’s?

I hope they don't have red doors on those rooms
i kinda wish we still had jay payton
I don't know what he did for the A's, but I know he completely sucked on the Mets

hate him.

ya dont get me wrong, he's not really that good

but he did have a moment or two on the A’s

believable; once in a while he could pretend not to suck
He has a .298 OBP this year

Pretty much the same as Crosby.

now only if he could play shortstop...
Oh c'mon AN, you're slipping. How did nobody not jump in here and say:

“I wish Crosby could too.” Or something along those lines.

Unless that’s what you meant…..and I’m missing things cos it’s 2am and I’m not entirely sober…

How was the Andorra game ?

As ugly as it sounded ?

And then some.

England should beat Andorra 300-0 on talent alone…..so to scrape an unconvincing 2-0 victory says it all.

I’m starting to think it’s just the players though, and nothing to do with the manager – under the last three managers (Eriksson, McClaren and Capello) they’ve played the same tired, slow, indecisive tripe. We ain’t winning anything with this bunch.

Emil Brown has had a moment or two, too.
I wanted to say - Jay was kind of like Emil in that way

99% suckage, and just when you thought the team would finally ditch him, he would do something just well enough to make the team feel obligated to keep him.

actually he played reasonably well in 2006

the A’s did well not to re-sign him, but he was productive when he was with the club

So I'm not losing my mind...whew
Yeah, I am just describing him on the Mets.

he inspires a special kind of hatred

Oh, he completely sucked on the A's, too.
LOL - From Vince:

“Up in the bullpen for the Orioles, Dennis Sa-fart-ay”. It’s “Sar-faht-ay,” but I like his way better.

Sa-da-tay

Sine your pitty on the runny kine

Damn - now I want a shave ice

I mean, a snow cone.

Swooney friggin living dangerously as usual
I'm surprised he didn't get Patterson's spikes embedded in his face.
That would be a tragedy.
Or break his wrist.
That was not a catch.

But we’ll take it! In other news, Cal is up 59-3 vs. Washington State. :-)

Liar!

He did so catch it! Get out of here!

That's why I don't get college football. What's the point of playing that game?
It's a conference game

Not Berkeley’s fault that WSU sucks this year.

Wow. The team is starting to have a different "feel".

Maybe they’re starting to mesh a little bit. Could be a good omen for next season….or wishful thinking on my part.

no, we're playing the orioles
or maybe they are facing the Orioles pitching

where bad offenses go for rebirth

nice play by Hannahan
Atta boy Greg.

Just cut down on the walks next time. :-)

White Sox have a guy on second with no outs, 6-6
Sox - man on second no outs in the 10th
Jeff Gray sighting.

Apparently he exists.

Maybe it's Jason Windsor with a new name

And, heopfully, a new and better arm.

It wouldn’t be the first time an A’s pitcher got a new name.

They showed him throwing in the pen.

He looked suspiciously like DiNardo now that you mention it.

Are we thinking Beane has pulled the old switcheroo and put Lenny in a jersey

and said it’s Jeff Gray?

He's been on the 40 man roster forever...

without an actual sighting. He’s become something of a mythical legend around AN.

White Sox runners on corners no outs.
Fuck you, Jim Thome.

Seriously. Could you NOT take a three pitch SO.

You said Thome, isn't it spelled CUST
If Halos win, they officially have the best record in MLB

for now.

And I hate that.

I hate AJ Pierzinsky more than K-Rod
That wasn't too bad of a move by AJ

Because with 2 outs, a runner on second is about the same as a runner on third. It was a mistake, but not a terrible one. Especially because Griffey is up and Griffey blows.

not really because of that. I just hate him.
+1

Ass-Jack will always be very high on the list of players I hate.

I know baseball is notorious for cheaters

but it should be reserved for scuffing the ball, loading up on steroids, and stealing signs from centerfield.

that stuff is legit. the stuff he pulls is all BS

HR numero tres
Did I hit the Spanish thingy on my remote?
DFA Cust right freaking now.
RIGHT ON!!!!111!!!!11!!

ALL THE STRIKCOUTS ARE TOO MUCH. HE NEEDS TO BUNT ONEC IS A WILE.!

Uncle Rico says "right on, man. Right on."
Was just watching Plays of the Week

One of Emil’s spectacular non-catches made it.

As well as Blanton’s kick-save of Harden’s low liner.

And that failure of a bouquet-throw by that bride at the Coli.

FAIL.
But I think he ripped the ass out of his pants on the last slide.
this is random

but does anyone know where hatteberg is at right now

Facials?
Have we gone back to porn again?

I have such a difficult time keeping up. ( I was going to say, “hard time keeping up”, but realized I may actually be older than Marquez.)

I actually stole it off ANcillary Terms, some old AN joke about Hattie and Beane
that's.......creepy.
No way
God I hope not.

But I think its close. Sadly.

Street is going to blow the shoutout.

With Sweeney’s help.

Shut out.
You had it right the first time

I was going to give the A’s a shout out, and Street blew it.

Mostly Sweeney.

Street looks good again tonight, despite the flukey run on the “triple.”

Montanez, I like that guy
Random:

I saw a really old guy at Kauffman Stadium wearing a Flogging Molly shirt.

Dad said he was going to the store for cigarettes
qotm

I’m going to be laughing the rest of the weekend at that.

Awesome. Nice to just leave that hanging.
Flogging Molly is awesome.
I still don't know the difference between Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphys

but I know I dislike at least 1 of them. Bagpipes + rock = no.

One had a song in The Departed.
Bagpipes + rocks

It works for me

Ah, well, you got me there

I think the association between bagpipe rock and Boston teams is what makes me dislike it

At least the Dropkick Murphys' name is pretty awesome.

And no, I’ve not heard of either band…..‘cos y’know we produce good music over here. :-P

Manic Street Preachers?
Did anybody ever find that guy?
Nope. They think he committed suicide (jumping off the Severn Bridge, if I

remember correctly).

and they have a song called "Suicide"
Suicide is Painless, right? The Mash theme, no?
Yep.

And “Suicide Alley”

Not in a really really long time.

What happened to you guys anyway?

I couldn't tell you. It's sad though, 'cos there's a lot of rubbish being produced

right now.

adam jones finally got a new profile picture

he’s not closing his eyes anymore

The Rangers are killing the Red Sux

for now.

Hopefully they win so Tampa still has somewhat of a cushion on the lead.

i wish we were the rockies

how is it possible they are only 5 back in the NL West?

i take that back

i wish our division was the NL West

Really.

Can we have the Dodgers instead of the Angels?

Is anybody else totally stoked about the new Brian Regan special on Comedy Central tonight?

For us eastern/central people, it’s on in 7 minutes. I’m giddy with excitement.

for real??

i’m stoked now

Yep, 10/9 central.
Thanks for letting me know!
Think I'm going to go have a rib dinner at Famous Daves.

Love that stuff.

I love the sauce with the purple label.
I like the really hot one.

bleeding ulcer does not. It’s going to be a painful night.

Ziggy coming in?
Ziggy time..

with a 4 run lead???

Use a weaker reliever here (i.e. Casilla, Embree, etc.)

This guy Jack is really trying

to win a job next year.

another very nice -- heck, even nicer -- play
The past few days, Hannahan's actually been good defensively

Maybe I should criticize his offense as harshly as I have his defense.

That was stupid.
Jay Payton

is really good.

Anybody still wish we had Jay Pay

A’s WIN!

JayPay with an Emil moment ...
He finally does something for the A's.
aw Jay, now that really sucked

and after I complimented him, too

A’s win, as well they should. The Orioles look bad, bad, bad

What did Payton do? I shut the game off for Regan time.
Lost track of the outs and continued

running on the fly ball.

Getting doubled off to end the game...

There’s the Jay Payton I know!

Well if you're going to go, go out in style.
Jay is undercover for the A's
Cheap shot!

I watched that on Comedy Central today

I didn’t realize Denise Richards actually appears in movies

Weird?? I watched a really stupid pilot on UHD today.

Sex, Love and Control (or something similar) and she was the main star. Horrible show… but it was soooo bad that I watched the entire hour.

I thought she was just one of those chicks who's famous for no reason

or for banging Charlie Sheen, as it were

Damn, now I have a craving to watch Major League
She is famous because of Wild Things
Speaking of cravings
Oh wait, is that where she made out with a chick?
that is a genuinely great B movie
On a completely unrelated note - the Florida Gators don't care about Tebow's pro

career do they.

Why do you say this
'Cos all he does is scramble. That gets you killed in the pros (and he's taken a

few big shots in this game alone).

That's true, but that's how he's most effective.

Plus I bet Tebow’s pretty big. I bet he does his fair amount of damage on the defense as well

Did we just win a series?

Really?

Yep. And swept if that afternoon game isn't made up.
We're going to rip off 21 straight (if there are even 21 games left, I've not checked

the standings for a while, far too painful).

A sweep, no less

I’m assuming that the first game rain-out won’t be made up.

Did you know that after Pauley made a nice diving play,

Josh threw one to ’Lexi to end the inning? There is nothing as absurdly unprofessional as the White Sox “broadcasters”.

there's nothing absurdly entertaining about them either
i don't know how to read, so what i just said doesn't make sense
They're almost literally unlistenable
Outman

Will he be starting on Monday since he didn’t start today?

No - back to the pen
he wasn't listed as starting in Detroit

I don’t remember the order, but I do remember that Gonzalez, Eveland and Gallagher are pitching in that series..

You did remember the order; you just didn't know it
No game tomorrow?

Because the O’s owners don’t want to compete with the Ravens, as if there is competition! The O’s haven’t been good in 20 years, and I think it’s bull that the owner can change games like this. Totally messes up the A’s. I say stick to the schedule! Nice job by the nibbler tonight!

I think it would just make for a really effed up traffic situation if the O's and Ravens played on the same day, that's all

Camden is very very close to the Ravens’ place; they use many of the same parking lots.

Heaven forbid there be a traffic inconvenience

Better to cancel a game entirely.

If the A's move to Fremont, they'll have to cancel the entire home season
I dunno, I think there would be a shitstorm, absolutely nowhere for people to park

You already have to park in faraway backalleys just to go to Camden on a regular day

If only there were inventions like shuttles,

or concepts like carpooling. But I suppose America hasn’t made it quite that far in its progress.

or even...public transit
Oh yeah - some friend in Europe

was telling me about that. Sounds interesting.

just have to watch out for ray lewis
They have a shuttle bus

that goes to Camden. Nice big fancy one. Leaves from a mall.

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