You know what? For about three minutes, I thought I was going to get the chance to open a new thread with the lead. Stupid me, being so optimistic. For while Justin Duchscherer coasted through the first three innings, the 4th frame was a different story, and the singles to second came in rapid repetition like Chinese water torture. And now, instead of a 3-0 lead, or a 3-2 lead, the A's are again behind, with a 4-3 deficit.
Now, instead of lauding Daric "Staplehead" Barton, who supplied a pair of the A's 3 runs with a long fly that scored Bobby "Jays Killer but not in a David Winfield type way" Crosby, we have to see if the A's offense, as it is, can scratch out any more against Burnett and the Jays.
So if you were planning on taking today to go out and buy lotto tickets, thinking luck had changed? Don't. Save your money.
Go A's?
somebody can't stop smiling haha
haha
BigTuna - August 7, 2008
You? Me?
All of us?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
all of us...
..including my little icon guy
BigTuna - August 7, 2008
Now that was a Fucking A Homerun!
Way to go Sweeney!!!!! New ballgame folks!
mrod - August 7, 2008
I go to start dinner and come back and little Sweeney hits a home run to tie it back up…
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Oh ye of little faith!
We have SWOONEY
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Yay Swooney!
Develop that power!
thejd44 - August 7, 2008
WTF Swooney, I was not even looking
This team can only do well when I’m not watching.
schmifty - August 7, 2008
1 blindfold for schmifty please
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
We need a Swooney HR picture.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Oooh, I like!
I used to have a picture for whenever Swooney did something good – but people told me he looks to jailbaity in it.
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Okay, back to work for me!
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Yay!
I submit this as a possible base:

schmifty - August 7, 2008
Definitely
like!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
i think it's a good start.
and who is the handless high-fiver? could that be our problem of defense?
mrbendy - August 7, 2008
Looks like we also have a guy with his hannies in his sleeves
very manly
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Or pitching.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I like the girl in the background
she’s like “would you like some nooky with that home run?”
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
ha ha!
that’s why it would work as a “swooney” home-run pic.
mrbendy - August 7, 2008
I clearly know nothing about women
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
That's why you're
dating yourself.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Sorry,
that was bad. Grabs Kimberley’s duct tape, applies to mouth.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Alrighty, I am in need of a caption.
Or is it just SWOONEY! ?
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
He looks beatific (if that's a word)
Lord Swooney?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Yeah,
keep it simple.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Little King Swooney?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I used to use "That was just Swooney-Licious"
but use whatever you want! :)
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Done!
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Good job
gio_is_the_future - August 7, 2008
Lovely
altogether
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Thank ya
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
And an alternative:
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Is that
the jailbait one?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Oops I'm behind... here is the jailbait one:
schmifty - August 7, 2008
He looks like Zack from Saved by the Bell.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Where do you find these?
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
Mine is from somebody's flickr, but I'm not sure about Kimberly's
Kimberly, did you secretly go to RBF day and take awesome Swooney closeups?!
schmifty - August 7, 2008
I wish!
I steal photos from others who did.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
No, but I liked his face in that one.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Yay! Thanks Kimberyl! :)
The hearts are a nice touch
schmifty - August 7, 2008
+1
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Oakland A's
All power, no defense.
Rocktopus - August 7, 2008
Seriously, can we please get some guys who can pick up the baseball around here
thejd44 - August 7, 2008
Yay Frank!
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
That's right!
Knock A.J. out!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Yay Carlos!
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
no keep him in
We can actually hit him
SoCalA'sFan - August 7, 2008
True!
WTH was I thinking?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Topping the list of guys I dont want to meet in a dark alley
AJ Burnett is up there with John Gruden. He looks like he’s always ready to bite your face off.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Frank didn't tag?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I guess
he was trying to make sure he’d score had that ball dropped. Don’t underestimate Frank’s lack of speed at the moment.
Helloooo 1st - August 7, 2008
Sweeney
Fosse and Kuip actually hit the nail on the head for once, Sweeney’s swing is looking shorter these days and it’s encouraging to see. For all the talk about Ryan’s long swing, nobody talks about Ellis’ absolutely horrible swing. While it may be short and quick, it’s incredibly loopy and as such he hits an incredible amount of weak popups and grounders. This may be unpopular but I wouldn’t shed a single tear if Ellis were to leave in the offseason, good defense be damned!
Helloooo 1st - August 7, 2008
Ellis has been a pretty effective hitter for a 2B. He's probably been our best player the last few years.
Does it matter what his batting form is like?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Kind of...
...considering he’s not a pitcher.
Streams Of Whiskey - August 7, 2008
If a guy's an above average hitter for his position for several years, you care what his
swing looks like?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I certainly do this year.
Streams Of Whiskey - August 7, 2008
But he's been below average for position
That’s sorta the problem.
thejd44 - August 7, 2008
Well only because of the last 2-3 months
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
And all of 2006
thejd44 - August 7, 2008
Ya probably.
He’s not likely to change his swing now though. We should just get him mentally ready to play.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Form? No. Production? Absolutely.
He was below average in 2006 and is again this year. And his defense doesn’t stand to improve any. He’s an ok player to have around, but I’m not sure he’s worth $7 mil per year.
thejd44 - August 7, 2008
What is he getting this year?
5 million.
That would have to be his max if he stays, one would think
Trainman - August 7, 2008
He's worth that, but probably only for 2 years.
I think 2 years, team option for a third at $5 mil per is good. I dunno if he’ll take that.
thejd44 - August 7, 2008
Hmmm....what's the competition...
Dodgers, Giants, Padres, Astros, Cardinals, Royals, Indians, Mariners?
Will anyone else give him $7M? I agree. I’m not really seeing it.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Now that’s the Crosby I know
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Yes, I'm comforted that I'm back on earth now.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
doctorK - August 7, 2008
Nice shot of the shard.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
That's a scary shard!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
That's not a shard, that's Petit trying to get Bobby out of the lineup.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
QOTM!
My first nomination.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Hahahaha!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
+1
mrbendy - August 7, 2008
I'd like to see a game wrap that starts like this:
On their way to lose their 10th straight game, and 20 of last 22, the A’s collectively said, “Not today. Today we fight!”
javaball - August 7, 2008
I will keep that in mind.
Hopefully, we can use it.
louismg - August 7, 2008
I'd like to see a game wrap that starts like this:
“A’S WIN! A’S WIN!! HOLY CRAP, A’S WIN!!!!”
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Geez!
The Jays are going all Angelic on us!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I was telling my friend on the phone that the Angels are wearing Blue Jay uniforms
Trainman - August 7, 2008
You SOB's!
get back to Anaheim!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Well good night everyone i have to be at work @ 4:00 am so like the fat kid in dodgeball
Im out
A'sfaninNC - August 7, 2008
I have to be there at 5am......but my 5am is coming quicker than yours. :-S
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
Isn't it in about 3 hrs?
Wow.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Yeah, I'm a trooper.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
You mean like...?
Streams Of Whiskey - August 7, 2008
Meow that's a good picture
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Looks like ever since Ellis didn't get the third out
Duke has kinda lost it.
Maybe he’s a little irritated at his buddies
Trainman - August 7, 2008
I hope he signs this extension and gets back to normal.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I hope he signs period
The youngsters can learn a lot from Duke
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Nah!
Duke is the fucking man and the consumate pro…...
Let’s score some runs bitches!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Someone's warming up in the pen, right? Duke's got to be done at 100 pitches.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
Blevins was
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Blevins is.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Damn!
I miss Mr. Bloom!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Holy carp...
I went to take a phone call and it was 3-0….
oblique - August 7, 2008
Long phone call
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
It was.
If only I’d known the ramifications!
oblique - August 7, 2008
And now it's 4-4
mrod - August 7, 2008
Gettin' Blevy With It!
Nico - August 7, 2008
a win would be gravy
javaball - August 7, 2008
I'd like to see
somehow get to the eighth and let ziggy go for two innings. blevins in the 6th, street 7th, ziggy for two
closetasfan - August 7, 2008
Are you sure you want to see Street in any inning?
Love to see Ziggy of course.
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Street . . . not so much.
Ziggy . . . yes!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
is duke still the era leader?
closetasfan - August 7, 2008
I think so (2.51)
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Yes.
Went in with a 2.33, came out with a 2.51. Cliff Lee is number 2 with 2.58.
danmerqury - August 7, 2008
how come I pull up my mlb.tv screen and it's an image of two dudes holding hands?
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Its MLB's version of
don’t ask don’t tell?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Canada's like a whole other country.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Oh, those Canadians..
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
This ladies section scares me.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Oh Canada!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I think there's one more blah! at the end.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
You're right!
And now you have that in your head.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I actually like the song. It's one of my favourite national anthems.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Me too.
I hum it whenever someone mentions Canada, cuz clearly I don’t know the words.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Our home and native land
True patriots
We rise at your command
Then I start blahing.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Haha!
Yeah, until the “Oh Canada” part comes up again.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Exactly
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Blevins is alllll over the place.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
Yep
Not good
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Blevins had his head where the sun don't shine today
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Sigh
So much for the ice water.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
All over the place going to 2nd, too.
danmerqury - August 7, 2008
I'm actually hoping they don't use Ziegler as the closer
This is exactly the time this is bad. We’re saving Ziggy for a save situation, and we should be putting him in right now—High Leverage multiple inning work. Instead we’re saving him for a lead that may/probably will not come.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
It's like a nightmare
it just keeps getting worse and worse.
5Aces - August 7, 2008
Isn't it just.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
and you can’t wake up from it and it be over
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Oh gosh…
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
I know!
Very Un-Blevins like
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
He’s probably been getting tips from Huston
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Nope
Gallagher.
andeux - August 7, 2008
Walking McDonald
Nice.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
rrrrrrrrrrrrr..
oblique - August 7, 2008
At this point I think its safe to say
“WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!”
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
If anyone asks if you bet your life on it
Don’t bet on the A’s right now.
rightbackin - August 7, 2008
Come on Inglett
He’s trying to get hit
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
AND BLEVINS OBLIGES
WOW
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
hmmm...
we sure like to bean people with the bases loaded.
buddahead9 - August 7, 2008
Now we're just beating ourselves.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Wow. Just wow.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
For fuck's sake.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
+1
andeux - August 7, 2008
"The A's are inventing new ways to lose"
At least they’re pretty good at it.
Nico - August 7, 2008
Creativity is very important in the 21st century
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Creativity
The new market inefficiency!
oblique - August 7, 2008
Yes,
the new “under-rated value”
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
And Joe Morgan says we don't create runs...
Gallagher's Watermelons - August 7, 2008
< frantically looks for Pepto >
oblique - August 7, 2008
I can’t help it but I laughed
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
I think the players are under management orders
to get a high draft pick.
Nico - August 7, 2008
How high? Do we have to be worse than the Giants?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I think we can do that.
Rhndasue - August 7, 2008
That makes Bobby Crosby, normally underperforming Shortstop into
BOBBY CROSBY: RBI MACHINE DOUBLE AGENT.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
WHY
do I keep torturing myself?
Rhndasue - August 7, 2008
ugly, ugly, ugly
OaklandSi - August 7, 2008
That kid Joey Devine was thrown into the fire again.
javaball - August 7, 2008
Devine can keep the A's streak going by giving up a base hit here or even a walk.
The A’s could even pick up a game on Seattle if the Mariners win tonight.
Coach Cleats - August 7, 2008
I'm sorry folks
but I think Bob Geren is sorely lacking in managerial skills. Duke should have started the inning at the very least and no way I’m letting Blevins stay in with the bases loaded, especially after he has shown barely any control. WTF?????
Maybe it’s just me but I want the A’s to hire a real mananger. Beane, stop being such a penny pincher and buddy-buddy favorite and hire a manger with some G-damend big league credentilas….....As I wrote this the Jays just scored another run…....fuck!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Aren't we still paying Macha like $3M/year?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
You'd figure for that
we could at least get some more Nation’s commercials.
His were WAY better than Geren’s.
oblique - August 7, 2008
Who cares?
That one is still on Billy!
mrod - August 7, 2008
I was responding to the "penny pincher" part
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
gotcha!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Duke is setting a career high in IP
I don’t have a problem with pulling him after 101 pitches when he has been laboring. The only thing keeping Blevins in at that point was Inglett and Wilkerson being lefty. Blame: Blevins, not Geren.
Nico - August 7, 2008
I am beginning the agree with you
He doesn’t have much to work with but it’s obvious he does not know how to light a fire under these clowns
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Isn;t his contract up after this year?
mrod - August 7, 2008
"credentials". sorry 'bout that
mrod - August 7, 2008
credentilas sounds scary and delicious
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I think we should get a manager with some credenzas.
andeux - August 7, 2008
That's the problem with the A's.
Being a manager is just a desk job.
oblique - August 7, 2008
That's what I'm sick of!
Why cant the A’s hire a real f-ing manager?
mrod - August 7, 2008
Enchiladas with credentials.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
mmmmmmm....
“enchiladas…....”
mrod - August 7, 2008
Shredded beef, melt cheese.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
*melty*
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
"mmmmm....unexplained bacon"
is my favorite one ever.
Philip Christy - August 7, 2008
I prefer my bacon
to ‘splain things.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
ARE YOU AN ENCHILADA???
LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS!!
oblique - August 7, 2008
Hahaha!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Are you hawt?
Where’s your chilies? Were you not going to declare those?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Don't get saucy with me!
oblique - August 7, 2008
You guys are so cheesy.
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
Just like our team!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Bring back Bobby Valentine from Japan!
mrod - August 7, 2008
LOL... Mets fans were saying that for months
in efforts to end the Willie Era of Suckness
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Yay Joe!
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
that kid is good
javaball - August 7, 2008
D'aww I just got my A's Pet Calendar in the mail
I can’t be mad at them anymore… aww, A’s and doggies.
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Kinda unfortunate how Gaudin is August :(
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Oh, I'm going to display it with no regards to what month it actually is... lol
Some of the guys in here really suck.
No Swooney! Boo!
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Is there anyone on the calendar
that is still on the team?
Rhndasue - August 7, 2008
Billy Beane
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
There's...
Ellis, Denorfia, Duke, Cust, Chavy, Gaudin, DiNardo, Street, Eveland, Buck, Rich, Staplehead, and Suzuki.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Still here:
Ellie
Duke
Cust
Street
Dinardo
Dale
Zook (holding a fishbowl! mahahaha!)
Sorta or entirely not here:
Denorfia
Chavy
Gaudin
Eveland
Buck
Harden :(
schmifty - August 7, 2008
I think my favorite is Eveland's dog.
Awwwwwww.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
where did you acquire this calendar?
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
ebay :) there might still be a few on there
it was a gameday giveaway, but I live in New Hampshire
schmifty - August 7, 2008
It was a giveaway.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Yeah, I can't help liking Eveland's pic even though he blows and all
And I liked his TV segment with Devine at the doggy park :)
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Bah, beat me to it
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Oh my god it has the game schedule in it!
This would have been so freaking useful… meh.
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Hmmmph!
Still mad!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
How many of them are with players now on other teams?
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
hmm... just Gaudin and Harden
Blanton isn’t in there
schmifty - August 7, 2008
SWOO
False alarm.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Come on!
[/GOB}
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
I had such high hopes for this game too
asfaninpismobeach - August 7, 2008
I think the most frustrating thing right now
Is that I continuously watch these games knowing I’m wasting my time. This is 3 hours of work I could use to get work done, yet I stick with my A’s. I don’t know why.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Your A's
That’s why.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
CUZ THEY'RE THE FUCKING A'S!!!
And don’t you forget it!
Philip Christy - August 7, 2008
Because fans keep following their team?
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Yeah, I know
I just wish they would show a little life.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Hopes now crushed......
doh!
mrod - August 7, 2008
70 wins?
not looking good. we will go 0-10 on this road trip….looking more like the ‘79 A’s.
not normally negative, sorry.
OakFaninFL - August 7, 2008
[hugs]
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
Thanks.
Will need them like a one-a-day vitamin until the end of september.
OakFaninFL - August 7, 2008
We could take turns.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
It's alright
we’re right there with ya.
mrod - August 7, 2008
The A's are the worst team ever.
Philip Christy - August 7, 2008
I usually don't buy into the Heart stuff that Joe Morgan etc. talk about
But this team has no life. At all. It’s boring to watch and pathetic at the same time.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
+1
No fire, no desire.
OakFaninFL - August 7, 2008
and yet you keep watching
javaball - August 7, 2008
I'm a tortured, lonely, bored, procrastinating man.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Get
in line.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
You are a man?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Haha!
Yes, and I look like Huston Street’s hazing.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I think it's time for a bong hit
At least that way I won’t realize I’m watching a horror movie….............(pass it over brah!”)
mrod - August 7, 2008
A true A's fan
would just stand there looking at the bong.
oblique - August 7, 2008
Looks like I picked the wrong [last 10 games] to quit smoking.
Philip Christy - August 7, 2008
The 2008 Oakland A's:
Now we aren’t even using Ziegler!
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
The 2008 Oakland A's:
“You’ve seen the worse. Not really. Wait until tomorrow…”
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
QOTM
DMOAS - August 7, 2008
So what exactly is "Chinese water torture?"
I’ve always wondered…
Let’s get A fucking win tonight.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
drip....drip....d....r....i...p
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
One event in the decathlon this year.
danmerqury - August 7, 2008
08/08/08
A friend of mine is getting married tomorrow because he thinks it’s a historic day of happiness. I think that is Nostradamous-ian horseshit!!
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Scarily enough, the brother of my friend's gf is getting married tomorrow.
In Maine no less.
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
Does he have a "Maine" man?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Er, my cousin's getting married tomorrow as well.
Guess it’s a popular day.
danmerqury - August 7, 2008
Would anyone be shocked if we didn't win another game this season?
The more they lose, the more pathetic they look and the more chance there are some very serious changes to the team and others around it.
Our draft pick is getting better all the time. Of course we night just draft another pitcher or an outfielder.
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Yes. Sorry for not being a "yes" man in regards to your actual meaning.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
or we might draft a pony!
At least Nico would be happy….
mrod - August 7, 2008
Nico would prefer a goat I would think
Maybe a female Billy goat
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Baaaah!
“Spend less moneeeeeeyyy!”
mrod - August 7, 2008
Oh wow. Crosby being Scutaro. Saw the flip play and wondered
if I would rather have Scutaro instead :-(
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Love to hear those Bill King calls
Trainman - August 7, 2008
It does remind one of better times.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Remember Miggy hit a home run one time and King said
Holy Tejada, Not Toledo, Tejada!!!!!!!!!!!
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Scott Downs != Kelly Downs?
So if he K’s the side, is that Downs’ Syndrome?
louismg - August 7, 2008
The A's get more and more emo every at-bat
So many downtrodden faces.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
lynnz, if you're still here - I unearthed the jailbaity pic, it is above
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Yay!
going there now. I’m a cougar, I am!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Thanks Schmifty!
Love that name, btw!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Haha!
Wow! He is Swooney-licious!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Bwahaha :)
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Lacking a save opp, Ziggy gets up in the 'pen
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
because Geren will use Street in the 9th...
after the A’s re-take the lead in this inning.
FoolshGame22 - August 7, 2008
Don't look no
But we have 2 baserunners.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
And Hannahan is on fire on this trip
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Please score!
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Yes!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Yay Emil and Bob!
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Can we get another bases loaded situation?
At least this time there’s already an out.
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Hanny needs to pretend that he's a good hitter here.
Oscar possibilities?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Nope.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Oscar Gamble ?
andeux - August 7, 2008
Naw. He used to come through once in a while.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Oscar Mike?
Jennifer - August 7, 2008
Oscar Schindler?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Can we trade for his hair?
danh - August 7, 2008
Your welcome, Crosby!
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Rays get Chadford? We could have a battle of the sidewinders next week
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
I command you to get a basehit!!
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Fuck. That. Shit.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
C'mon Daric!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
How grim did that dugout look?
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
I’ll give you a cookie Barton if you get a base hit
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Oh well
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Bad Staplehead.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Damn!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Staplehead Sucks
schmifty - August 7, 2008
I am losing patience with the antiquated notion that...
...the team with more runs gets the win. Where should I complain?
a tad askew - August 7, 2008
Bud Selig?
They should give run differentials based on payroll.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Florida Marlins 2008 World Champions
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
The pythag record for the A's is still just 4 games behind the Angels now
I say they should go with that.
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Hard to believe that it was just 4 games at the ASB.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
We're ahead by percentage points in the Third Order Pythagenport standings
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I say we got with the WaddellCanseco ratings.
Will you please agree to put the A’s in a 1st place tie? I could really use a fairytale right now.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Just click here and ignore all columns except the right one.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/statistics/standings.php
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
We should get partial credit...
...for LOB
a tad askew - August 7, 2008
8 1/4" grounds out.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Why is someone called 8 1/4"?
please don’t let it mean what I think it means…
schmifty - August 7, 2008
He got watermelon head
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Ohh kay. Phew.
Hat size
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Isn't that what you thought it meant?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I guess it depends on the hat being talked about
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
noooo...
but it does have something to do with a head!
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Hmmm....(racks brain)
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
"He's 8 1/4" "
That only makes 1 thing pop into my mind.
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Your mind?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Ewww
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Exactly
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
I was thinking what you were thinking.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
Biggest head in baseball, I believe??
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Haha!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Look at that Efficiency
My roommate pointed out that the A’s are probably just saving energy in order to help Ziggy get through his innings with the streak alive, and I can’t refute that.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Ziggy likes putting dents in turf
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Mariners fans think they still have a chance at Strasburg
but they need to look at the schedule and realize that the Mariners still have 10 head-to-head meetings with the A’s this season. (Wow, am I looking forward to those games.)
Soaker - August 7, 2008
They'll be pretty exciting. You can't overestimate the Mariners. They're tough to lose to.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Keep Losing
I’m all for tanking the season. The higher the pick the better, and an especially high pick matters—that’s what I’ve learned here.
(In the time it took to write that sentence, Ziggy recorded two outs.)
Sure, we’re awful. I get that. I see that. So what? I still enjoy a baseball game, especially when I’m not so invested in winning. Tonight’s game, for example, is much better than any playoff loss, or just about any late season loss when we were playing for something.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
What have our high picks brought us lately?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
What high picks?
And our first round picks have brought us plenty. Mulder, Swisher, Street.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
Just asking... couldn't remember.
I’m drunk as a skunk.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Okay . . .
Now I have “What Have ou Done For Me Lately” going through my head.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
*You*
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
It's JANET. Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Applies
nipple ornaments.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
( pretends to be Justin Timberlake )
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
(life is altered as he thought ohtobe21likehuston was Justin Timberlake)
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
( slaps Cameron Diaz like a pimp )
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
(pretends to be embarrassed)
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
(pretends this is funny)
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
Are they trying to run Ziegler into the ground?
OldhamA - August 7, 2008
Who else would you rather have out there?
Ziggy can blog and pitch in the same day! He’s invincible!
louismg - August 7, 2008
LOL
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Ziggy's streak in the balance
If it falls, all the dramatic interest is gone from the season.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
There's still the draft pick and pythagenport races
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
35
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Thank you, Ziggy. You have made this season a little more tolerable.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RALLYCAPS
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
oh my god, I JUST figured out the pun
duh
schmifty - August 7, 2008
Now 2 IP from tying Mike Torrez for the longest scoreless streak of any Oakland pitcher
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Guys on A's bench look like they're having a worse time than all of you
Thomas and Cust look suicidal.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
CarGo too.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
I'm not having a bad time.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Yay Brad!
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
SUPRISE
Duke isn’t going to have an ERA under 3 just watch.
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
SUPRISE I CAN'T SPELL
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
You're saying we should kidnap him?
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
Yeah.
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
Just a spelling slump for you
like the A’s are going thru a losing slump.
Hope you come it quicker
Trainman - August 7, 2008
I know what you meant
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
I am in a
Making a sentence that makes sence, slump
Trainman - August 7, 2008
(sense)
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
and a spelling one
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
I think talking on the phone
and trying to type at the same time might cause a few of these errors
Trainman - August 7, 2008
it's ok,
I am an idiot
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
remember Milton Braldeys HR off BJ?
one of my best memories as an A”s fan
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Remember Andre Ethier got traded for Milton Bradley?
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
And Antonio Perez
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
mine too
javaball - August 7, 2008
That was AN Day 3
How could we ever forget?
louismg - August 7, 2008
Ellis got a hit off him that day too
javaball - August 7, 2008
Nooooooooo!
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
remember when the A's used to be a good baseball team?
man those were the days
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Three weeks ago
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
HOW DARE HE HIT SWOONEY
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Oh Man!
That looks bad!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
That sounded really bad too.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Booo!
Do not injure our players!
louismg - August 7, 2008
And so ends Sweeny's season
That’s okay, he can rest now. Or will this be the kind of injury that just ends his career. Or maybe he’s okay.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
I think Bobby Crosby just emerged as the best player on our team
....there’s nothing else I could think of to say
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
Fosse said the could hear it.
Yikes!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Time for an Ellis pop up over the wall
That’d be nice.
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
I recall a HR by Ellis against Minnesota in the playoffs.
It was meaningless but meaningful to ME after Koch fucked the game up.
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
I remember that, unfortunately
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
I recall that. On the Radio
It brought the A’s to within one run and nearly gave us hope. The most important hit of Ellis’ career probably.
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
Watching that back and forth...
Ball goes Ryan >>> Sweeney and then again Ryan >>> Sweeney.
I knew his first name, but now it’s obvious.
louismg - August 7, 2008
off the wrist is NOT GOOD
geogrman - August 7, 2008
*they*
my Y is sticky
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Y is it sicky?
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
Cuz I spiled tee on it.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
AN Day 5
started all this shit. Anybody else realize that.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
What. The. Fuck.
EVERYTHING happens to Swooney!
He’ll soon replace Croz as King of Strange Injuries
schmifty - August 7, 2008
That’s just what they need
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
GO BIG HURT, GO!
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
C'mon, Big Hurt
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
What, no pop-up
C’mon Frank, give all those booing you a warm cup of STFU
doctorK - August 7, 2008
Yay Mark!
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
This is fun
Not like it will turn out well. But at least it’s something.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
IS A HR TOO MUCH TO ASK?
geogrman - August 7, 2008
yes
damn it
doctorK - August 7, 2008
D'oh
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
This game was a D'oh
from the 4th inning on.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
You showed them, Frank
RLangford - August 7, 2008
And that was the way the world ended.
Wifethereof says, “Don’t you know we’re going to lose?”
LOSE.
louismg - August 7, 2008
Sigh
See you tomorrow folks.
Rebuilding Season - August 7, 2008
Meh...
Tomorrow.
Kimberly - August 7, 2008
More like 1000 tomorrows.
Syphon - August 7, 2008
That Hurt, Big Frank
Rhndasue - August 7, 2008
DAMMIT
geogrman - August 7, 2008
+1
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
2-19. This is a disaster of biblical proportions.
WaddellCanseco - August 7, 2008
HAHAH A'S SUCK
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
let's go for 20 losses in a row come one!!!
SwampyD - August 7, 2008
just think...
if they hadn’t been fortunate enough to win 2 games, they’d be there already.
FoolshGame22 - August 7, 2008
Good loss
My scoreboard watching is all about the teams who have a worse record than us. I want to overtake them all. Or most of them, at least.
RLangford - August 7, 2008
Momma told me there'd be years like this!
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Mama told me not to come!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
That ain't the way to have fun!
Tell the A’s.
Philip Christy - August 7, 2008
WORST STREAK IN AT LEAST 14 yrs
geogrman - August 7, 2008
Well, I rest my case folks:
Geren blew the game in the 6th when he didn’t let Duke at least start the inning. History repeats itself…..again.
Fuck!
mrod - August 7, 2008
I agree on taking Duke out
He was done
I have to be honest though, I do not care for Geren. He needs to go off on the players. To fucking nice to the players
Lou Piniella would not put up with this.
Geren is another in the long line of puppets
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Something has to change!
Right f-ing now!
mrod - August 7, 2008
So yelling at them is going to make them win?
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Yeah. Don't you know anything?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Hits into a double play
what a dog.
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
A Big Dawg!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Geren is worse than Macha
hes an absolutely horrendous skipper
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Right. This is all Geren's fault. Uh-huh.
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
I'm not saying it's "all" Geren's fault
bur he sure as hell ain’t helping!
mrod - August 7, 2008
What is he capable of doing to make this team win?
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
He can resign!
That’s a start!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmno
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
That' yours and mine opinion.
Respectively…......peace.
mrod - August 7, 2008
And to you. I just don't see what a manager change is going to accomplish.
I mean, people were happy about the job Geren was doing when the team was overachieving, but suddenly when the team’s bad it’s time to can him?
There’s no logic there.
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
You're absolutely right FF!
There is no logic here! I’m just venting because I have had it with the same old B.S. night after night and I’d like to see someone (anyone mind you!) stand up and give this team a collective kick in the balls to wake everybody up!
I’m sorry we differ on this subject but you are not going to change the way I feel…...period
!!!!!! not gonna happen!
That’s all…...
mrod - August 7, 2008
Enjoy watching 24 men steal millions of dollars every day?
Tune in to your 2008 Oakland A’s … every … single …game.
Vacafan - August 7, 2008
Well, back to the LLWS playoffs
That level of baseball is higher than what we’ve been seeing since the ASB.
doctorK - August 7, 2008
I think Ken Korach said it best:
“And the A’s have been swept out of Canada! At this point, the A’s have to be wondering if they’‘ll ever win a game again!”
Fucking priceless…......
mrod - August 7, 2008
The bright side is
the more they lose, the quicker changes will be made.
That’s the theory anyway
Trainman - August 7, 2008
I think you just have to tip your hat to John McDonald
Nico - August 7, 2008
There are not many better than John McDonald at defense
are there?
The guy gets it done.
Trainman - August 7, 2008
True. Do I have to tip MY hat?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
Oww-ie!
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
That is awesome!
Vacafan - August 7, 2008
We had such a good first half....
Spirits were high, things were fun, and then Beane guts our team and we havent won a game since. This losing isnt good for the future because the players will be accustomed to losing!!!
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Your posting name is so
appropo.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Wow
Some kid from Texas just smoked a long HR
doctorK - August 7, 2008
And the next kid went back-to-back
doctorK - August 7, 2008
So does anyone want to parlay
on how much longer Geren still has a job?
I’m in for at least 5 bucks he doesn’t last the rest of the season.
mrod - August 7, 2008
I suspect that Geren will remain the manager as long as Beane is the GM
javaball - August 7, 2008
You think the G.M. is going to gut the team
in the name of the future, and then fire his “best man” when the team starts losing? I think not.
Nico - August 7, 2008
He is going to be around next year
If I was filthy rich, I would pay him off as well as many of the players.
Trainman - August 7, 2008
He's not getting fired this year as much as you want him to be
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Geren cant be fired
Thats beanes boyyyyyyyyy he was his best man at his wedding
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Great!
Now he can be Beane’s best man now ex-fucking manager!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Parlay your money my friends
just saying…....
mrod - August 7, 2008
If I bet money, I'd gladly wager $1,000 that Geren
is the manager throughout the rest of the season.
Nico - August 7, 2008
"Pony up, baby!"
I’m sorry Nico, don’t really want you to bet your pony…....
mrod - August 7, 2008
Wish I had one to bet
{cough} Blez gives lousy X-mas presents {cough}
Nico - August 7, 2008
Blez!
Nico needs a raise!......and a dental plan!
mrod - August 7, 2008
No Mrod
In all seriousness, he is not going to get fired.
That would be a shitty thing to do after the trades etc.
That being said, he seems to be too laid back and even though he has a crappy team, he needs to light a fire under them. Losing does not help the morale but a good team meeting might help them if they have not had one already, in which case it might not help.
Trainman - August 7, 2008
I know what you're saying T-man
I have just had it with this bullshit, though. Have not the rest of our brothers and sisters of A’s fandom?
mrod - August 7, 2008
Not to the point of screaming for Geren's head when firing him won't make a bad team better
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
If you want to see good baseball....
Check out ESPN2 now where little league Southwest regional is on with Louisiana vs Texas. They execute well and the coaches seem involved. A stark contrast to A’s.
Morada Mudshark - August 7, 2008
speaking of parlay
I had the a’s +1.5 runs and the baltimore ravens outright +170!! thats y i hate betting my favorite team
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Man, I have not been this fired up after a loss in awhile
And believe it or not, my pulse is still relatively low.
mrod - August 7, 2008
Hannibal Lector?
ohtobe21likehuston - August 7, 2008
if he were, there will be a new manager for the A's tomorrow
javaball - August 7, 2008
love it!
mrod - August 7, 2008
FEAR MECIR!!!!!
:)
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
"Chianti and fava beans......"
delicious!
mrod - August 7, 2008
Don't do me any favas
Nico - August 7, 2008
"Tell me about the lambs, Clarice."
mrod - August 7, 2008
Well, I make a really nice
BBQ rack.
lynnzgal - August 7, 2008
Sounds delicious.....
mrod - August 7, 2008
So what else can I watch now?
justarebelheart - August 7, 2008
Oh, and Senator, just one more thing...
Love your suit!
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
At least you waited the 24 hours before coming in here to babble
Flashfire - August 7, 2008
Sniff, sniff
What is that smell? Ah – I’ve got it – a new AN troll.
doctorK - August 7, 2008
Hey Mrod
Call up Robert Buan and make some suggestions
we need a good laugh at Buan’s response
Trainman - August 7, 2008
Dude
if I do that, I might go off in a not so nice way, like I usually do. Plus, he would probably start making excuses for the team…........whatever.
mrod - August 7, 2008
Think I'll save my cell minutes thank you!
mrod - August 7, 2008
You can watch
countdown to UFC 87 on SPIKE
FIRESALE - August 7, 2008
Recap Up!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2008/8/7/589231/could-be-a-quiet-plane-rid
louismg - August 7, 2008
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