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Another inner-ear infection? Should the A's get Clorox as a sponsor?

So Travis Buck has apparently been diagnosed with an inner-ear infection -- which had been initially misdiagnosed as post-concussion syndrome.

I think it's a logical hypothesis that Buck has been suffering from the infection for far longer than just since his concussion in AAA. That could well explain his prolonged slump this year.

And I'm seriously wondering if there may be a contaminant in the A's clubhouse: recall that both Dan Johnson and Marco Scutaro suffered unexplained bouts of vertigo while with the A's, and DJ eventually developed a rather serious sinus infection.

Could that explain Daric Barton's prolonged 2008 slump? Heck, could it explain Barton's inadvertent shallow-end-of-the-pool head-bonking over the ASB? Dizziness and altered depth perception would certainly contribute to someone misjudging a dive ...

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Dizziness?

You mean Bobby Crosby?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/03/SPTI124943.DTL

Let's try that link again

http://tinyurl.com/6s2djm

And after all that

It’s the same link. SWEET!

Love the use of the tinyurl

Someone should teach Crosby to eat.

Do the A's lead the league in misdiagnoses?
with Buck, there should certainly be some leeway

He hit his head, and was (presumably) showing signs and symptoms consistent with a concussion—and there’s some overlap with ear infection there. Pretty understandable in this case.

But, after having several inner ear/sinus infections in the same small population …

...what? They're either sharing infections by:

1. having sex together or
2. diving into the same swimming pool

Off topic: Does anyone happen to know how to cure vertigo in a goat that has multiple STDs?

as far as we know

that’s not off topic. could explain a lot in the A’s clubhouse.

...im not sure i understand what i just wrote.

or sitting in the same whirlpool
Or sharing the same goat
Stupid A's

Learn to use filtration systems.

you can set up filtration

for a goat?

Yea, its called a plastic bag.

I think they just put it down
Hmmm

And it’s all happening just before the A’s start another series in Toronto … Canadian gamblers strike again!

all the vertiginous A's reported the sound of rattling dice in their ears
The wheel of Beane turns

and A’s come and pass, leaving baserunners who don’t advance.

of course, the matrim reference is very relevant, since we have no idea whether the A’s offense is alive or dead

I'm not sure if I should feel relieved that these players have a fairly serious condition

that’s been affecting their play (and they don’t just totally suck), or if I should be pissed off that this team is so inept at diagnosing and treating injuries that these things go undetected for so long.

Both A and B

This points out the health hazard that the Coli-seum has become and the urgent need to move to a new state of the art facility in Fremont.

Can an inner-ear infection really affect play for so long?

Another question is it just me or did Greg Smith get moved down a spot? Wasn’t he supposed to pitch today?

Gallagher and Smith were switched to give Smith an extra day of rest

An inner ear infection will affect you as long as it persists, and Larry Davis’ leeches are past their expiration date so the infection will take longer to subside. Plus, if your dizziness causes you to crash into a wall, leading to a concussion that you inexplicably play through…You’re probably better off diving into a shallow pool.

SuSlu sez

that it’s tactical and Smith has been complaining of a tired arm lately and he’s trying to give him more rest:

Sean Gallagher will go against the Blue Jays in the opener of the series and Greg Smith will move back to Tuesday night. That splits up the three lefties (Meyer or Gonzalez, Braden and Smith) and gives Smith, who is heading toward a career high in innings pitched, an extra day of rest.

Six Man Rotation! Six Man Rotation!
Hell, we've got the

numbers. Let’s just carry 16 pitchers and have a ten-man rotation.

And let them bat. Can't do much worse than our offense has.
Wait, wait, wait...

Meyer or Gonzalez

WTF? Was Gio called up and I didn’t know about it?

Meyer
but they're saying it's

still a TBD for Thursday, I think…

If it's not Meyer they're saying that he sucks
Which he might, and probably does, but it would be weird to not at least give him one last shot
+1

I mean I know Meyer is up, I just thought it was strange that Slusser mentioned the “or Gonzalez” part.

Part of the TBD

likely had to do with the possible need for a long reliever over the weekend. With Braden iffy, they figured they might need to use Meyer for long relief in which case someone else would need to make the start.

Instead they used him for 1 inning

Which is just really really weird.

I’d like to see Meyer get some starts. He’s been solid recently in AAA and he had very real talent pre-injury.

re: long-term effects of inner ear infections and vertigo...

Yes. I had a serious case of vertigo last August & September that was apparently triggered by an inner ear virus, which I passed to my mom. It hit her much harder due to her age and a couple of other health issues, and we’re both 99.9% over it now, but even I occasionally still have these sort of flare-ups of just feeling like my equilibrium is “not right,” or of spinning while I’m lying down. We’ve seen a couple of ear specialists that have told us that it’s typical to keep feeling like that occasionally, “for quite a while” (maybe even permanently).

Don’t underestimate the power of the ear... ;)

clearly, AN is the vector

You transmitted the bug via AN to Vertigo Ziggy, who is immune but passed it on to DJ, Buck, and perhaps Barton.

"To the vector go the spoils"
If it's spoiled, throw it away

and put it on the list. Nanna will get it when she goes to the store.

You sure the "spinning while lying down"

Isn’t alcohol related? It always is for me…

This explains a recent conversation I had with Buck

“Do you have vertigo?”
“No, maybe a 1/2 a mile.”

Wait, it doesn’t explain anything and the conversation was with Graucho Marx. Carry on.

Groucho, not Graucho
Huh? That guy's dead.

Where have you been?

Condemn the Coliseum!

It must be something from the inside. It’s obviously effecting the Raiders as well as the A’s.

The Raiders suffer from a different disease

It’s called we suck permanently, or at least until a few years after Al Davis dies

At least they don't have 17 running backs on the roster still
Is that like the 2 QB, Everyone's a receiver offense?
Well, good

Because once Dan Johnson’s eye problems were diagnosed, he started hitting.

Wait…

Johnson is raking in Triple A

and would have been a significant upgrade over Barton this year. I will admit that this is revisionist decision making as Barton looked like a great prospect coming into the year.

Dan Johnson has also always been able to rake in Triple A
Johnson at his worst with the A's

easily outproduced Barton this year. I am a phony here as DJ looked like a low ceiling 1st basemen while Barton seemed on pace for a .280/360/430 year.

The A’s would have scored a lot more runs this year with a squad comprised of Triple A heroes like Cust, DJ, Macpherson, & Nelson Cruz. I actually advocate them trying these type guys instead of the Emil Browns of the world.

Scoff - What's the good of all those OBP guys

if you don’t have an “RBI machine” to drive them in? Did you know it’s been statistically verified that a lineup of 9 Emil Browns would have quite a fine April?

I'm coming around to the RBI Machine idea.

It’s counterintuitive that an overall inferior player can be a better choice in certain situations, but it’s starting to make sense to me. Brown is leading the team in RBI and OBI. Cust is actually very bad at this. There has to be a reason.

It's pretty simple, isn't it?

Cust walks a lot and those rarely drive in runs. Emil Brown usually puts the ball in play, which means that the times he does bat with RISP or at third with less than two out, his ABs will more often result in runs driven in.

Isn't that a valuable thing?

It’s a pretty stark contrast—

Brown - 16.9% of runners on base driven in, 52nd of 281 batters with min 200 PA
Cust - 11.2%, 238th

This to me makes Cust a top of the order hitter and Emil a middle of the order hitter BTW Emil’s 1st on the team in this, while Cust is ahead of only Suzuki and Ellis.

I’m thinking a team needs both kinds of hitters to be successful—high OBP and one or two high OBI guys as well. Maybe neither Cust nor Emil should be DFA.

Are you guys serious

“RBI-Machine” Emil Brown: 52 RBI
“Rarely drives in runs” Jack Cust: 50 RBI

Excuse me while my head explodes due to more irrational Cust analysis that everyone would like me to “respect.”

Once Dan Johnson's eye problems were diagnosed,

Daric Barton started hitting like Dan Johnson. Literally – suddenly Barton’s stance and quasi-autistic rocking back and forth … and batting average … are conjuring up memories of Dan Johnson.

He shouldn't have moved into

DJ’s locker. Clearly, DJ left a little memento of his presence behind.

A curse, if you will.
I'm not usually reactionary

But maybe it’s time to fire everyone who’s involved in the A’s health/physical fitness in any remote way and just start over all together. This is getting insane.

Outsource to India!
Seriously,

I bet these guys would do better.

That's pretty representative.
I've been playing too much Nintendo

I see Mario on the left and Luigi on the right…

Shiva has a steady hand
Stuck with Crosby again!

Just checked the lineups for today. What is Geren waiting for. Get Crosby out of there!

we need to get Buck to have sex with Crosby and give him an inner-ear infection
Just thinking about that gave me an inner-ear infection

in my stomach.

I could print that up on some tee shirts

for us, if you’d like.

sumpin like dis...

You mean aural sex?
tear down the coliseum

it wouldn’t have passed a health inspection back in the 60s, and who knows what all the raiders do in the clubhouse over the winter.

They don't practice, that's for sure

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