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Open Thread: Game 126 - A's at Minnesota (cont)

Let's get some new thread mojo! Braden pitching pretty well; he has only given up 2 runs. Of course, the A's offense has only managed to score one, but that could change. Right? Right?

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

This man legally changed his name to Boof. We can hit him right?

Well, if we can't hit him,

someone should smack him.

What the hell kinda name is Boof? I mean, seriously.

a southern name
Dear BBG,

I’d like to profess my undying love for you — since you bake.

Too soon?

I do bake. Now I want cookies. :-)
Gift!

Although I think Rajai would have been safe.

Setting up the Barton bomb.

‘Cause he’s a slugger! Right?

rajai fast
theres fast then theres...
Bad Baserunning fast?

Cause that’s what Rajai has.

Commiserating here makes it seem better that Dallas Braden is our new ace

at least i’m not screaming by myself like a madman, simply typing evil things alone with others able to read…

BBGirl, what do you mean by

“Some of us lived through the mid-to-late 1990’s”

some of us didn’t survive the late 90’s because of the poor play by the A’s

but didnt make those young 2000 teams that much more sweet

and heartbreaking

Can we boo pickoff attempts from the interweb

I say so

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

with no F, you get nothing Bosner

you tell him.
that was way more enjoyable than it should have been
agreed.

It’s his name. He deserves our scorn.

Now is the good time for Barton to do what he does best, rollover
and he can't even do that right.
is barton just having a bad season

or is he a bid bust

A bad year

(crossing fingers)

The reason why September callups don't make a career...

Because of Barton, I’m going to have to temper any enthusiasm about this year’s September callups .

he's a bid bust.

and…

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs

5 innings , 8 LOB?

That sounds like our A’s.

i wonder if fosse is at home right now salivating at his HD 50 inch tv
No, cause he sure isnt getting the dang A's game in HD

as long as
1) The Giants are playing
2) The game is during the day
3) The A’s are playing a team with a less than 50 million payroll or sub 500 record
4) I’m free to watch the game.

Ugh...WHY is everything the Twins do 'sensational'

and everything we do sucky?

because theyre good and we suck
Good young teams are a "Sensation"

Bad young teams are “Boring.”

2nd good/great play Harris has made at SS.
If Barton has a productive AB, however,

Pennington’s ball is either an RBI groundout or more likely, an RBI single past a drawn in infield.

Yeah, but as we know Barton sucks.
That was a great play.

Bad call on the strikeout of Ellis.

Are you getting a TV feed?

Where do you live?

It's pricey, but worth it.

Although not when the A’s are playing like this.

I'd get it if I could get A's games

but I live in Northern California, so A’s games are blocked out.

Yeah

I’ve got a subscription but haven’t used it for weeks…too painful. Easier to watch on gameday

effing Punto.

He has a stupid name too.

Scorned.

Nice productive AB.
Kendall would've gotten batter's interference there

Suzuki has no GRIT

…strickouts

Ballgame.
I'm sorry but that is just the stupidest comment

that can be made on a game thread.

Unless you post it during the National Anthem
Curse these pirahnas
The A's are really painful.
You are correct, madam
Painful indeed.

I might have to take up a new hobby until 2011 or so.
Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t tear my eyes away from the trainwreck.

Someday we'll look back at this and it will all seem funny...

Next year?

I think I am done listening.

I ’d rather just sit here at my desk in silence.

Haha...will you write a recap for me?
You mean you didn't write it last night?

I have my next five all ready to go.

cut and paste

cut and paste

Run and hide.

Run and hide.

Nah, should have though.

"A’s lose (again) "

The A's lost again today

as they will most every day.

That is a short recap
will do.

lovely, intentionally loading them up..can’t wait to see what kind of bases clearing double call we hear.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
let him go, he's on a roll
hits with runners in scoring position?

what a novel concept. hopefully our a’s are taking notes.

They are trying to figure out

the whole “scoring position thing”

When the going gets tough!

The tough get going! Who’s with me! AHHHHHHH!

Yes! bring in Huston

this should be fun…..

Here come Huston

cue the groans…

God Buck has the worst radio voice ever

It
can
help
reduce
crime!

no perfect push-up for you?
It's not his voice.

It’s the fact that he can’t read.

or hit anymore
He needs coaching

extensive one-on-one in-person coaching from an experienced professional………

an englishmajor perhaps
are you talking about his radio voice

or his game?

Are you volunteering?
This is new thread mojo?
Yeah, I can't help the A's.

There’s nothing I can do anymore.

Have you tried baking?
It's all your fault!!!!!11!!!!

Your magical new thread mojo has disappeared.

yeah, but Street got out of the jam?
Yay Huston!

I’m

in
a zone of radio and Gameday silence
yeah, right

You’re riding in your limo, aren’t you?

true enough

now the A’s need to hit…(sigh)

are you kidding me!

“Huston does the job !”

haven’t heard that in a long time.

Street looked sharp!

Come on offense!

Yay!

what an incredible goofy photo
Overdosing on Crest Whitestrips
It has gotten so bad

this will be the first series in Seattle I will miss in about 7 years. Simply because my Wife
doesn’t wanna see us lose to the last place Mariners.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Come on guys, its boof.

You know its bad

when work is more fun then watching the A’s lose again. Then again a kick in the sack is more fun then like the game yesterday.

don't know about that kick
You said it.

Especially since I’m employed as a professional sack-kicker.

96.2 IP, 119 hits, 31 BB, 12 HR, 1.55 WHIP, 6.42 ERA

That’s Boof Bonser’s line before dominating the A’s for two innings today.

There's got to be some stat we can dig up

that makes him look good. tRA+? VORP? IDSPISPOPD? Help me out here.

Ah, here it is:

Opposing hitters on teams that suck to historical levels are only batting .167 against him. Bonser is also noted to be an “August 20th pitcher”.

So he'd be great against the 2008 A's

And the 200x Nationals.

it takes a special team

to make ordinary pitchers look great with the consistency we have done. take a bow, athletics, take a bow.

The A's would be more than happy to take a bow ...

… because they sure as heck won’t swing at one.

I've realized this for a while

Whenever I’m looking for a spot starter in Fantasy, I often go with the guy who’s playing the A’s.

Over & over

and over

hot chip?
Like a monkey with minature cymbal.

Like another disappointing Crosby at bat.

So are The Days of our Lives
C-R-O-S-B-Y-S-U-C-K-S...
Sing that to the tune of the Mickey Mouse song.
Haha! TOtally works!
C-R-O...

“Oh no, Crosby’s up!”

S-B-Y…
“Why hasn’t he been DFA’d?”

… S… U… C… K… S!

Forever we will keep our LOB

High High High?

The twins have gone to Dennys

It must be late night and they are hungry

No, they're just bored.

Who can blame them? They’re playing the A’s.

Gardenhire must be hung over
Quick pinch run with Davi...oh never mind...
Wow! Reyes! He's still pitching?

C’mon! We can beat this tomato can!

they already lifted him for Jesse Crain after walking Cust
Painful.

Crosby, that is.

So was Cargon there.
I think the older crappy hitters are

rubbing off on the young guys now. Patrolcraft 0 for his last 20.

Dale Barton folks.
Surprisingly, even after that AB

Dale needs to go 0 for his next 9 to make it all the way down to .200.

My first thought was "That's reasonable."

Is that bad?

Hey Rebuilding Season

You might want to add an (s) to your name

It's my last bastion of hope

Don’t you take that away from me.

sRebuilding Season?

I don’t get it.

Rebuilding seasons

It’s going to take a few

I was just joking.

I get it all too well.

And now Alan Embree.
Look at the bright side!

The M’s are losing 14-3! No direction there. Tacoma sucks too. Ouch. Huge payroll, tough times in Seattle.

So we're only the second worst team in the AL West. Something to aim for then.
Always look on the bright side of life...
Geren will pinch hit Hannahan for Pennington in the 9th inning. He loves

jack for some reason.

Meaningful Games

The A’s close the season with 3 in Seattle

It can be billed at the Battle for the Bottom or The Contest for the best draft pick
The race for Strassburg
it could be meaningful

1) the draft
2) some folks may meet, and fall in love at the game, and their child will perfect fusion power, saving humanity.

Only Tom Hanks could meet someone in Seattle, geez
Yeah but can he hit for power and a 0-2 change up?
No!

They want me to vent!

Well with Nathan pitching, its just about done

then again any of the Twins/my blind cat could be pitching and it would be just about done

i lied, i don't have a blind cat

but you get the point

but man could he theoretically own the A's!
8 pitch groundout = delaying the inevitable
I blame the Giants!

Loriano, Bonser, and Nathan

how is Sabean still employed...
AJP 3-4 with a bomb today too.
And Remember...

the liriano nathan trade was for a terrible catcher dustin mohr…wow i agree with how sabean is employed

Cmon, just a little tease!

I don’t dare for the win, just the tease

It's like porn for Baseball
Not a single hit off any of the relievers

and that goes for both teams!

My friends at work

Told me I was being ridiculous when I saw the score was 3-1 and went “eh, well this is pretty much over.”

I mean I probably was being ridiculous, in all fairness. But the A’s offense sure does stink.

you are now vindicated
Well, that was ugly.

Rinse and repeat.

Can we just release Brown and Thomas already?

I know that, as Beane said earlier, “we aren’t fielding an instructional team”. But I rather see an instructional league team than see these deadends continue to take at bats away from Johnny Whoever in Triple/Double A.

I stepped away for nine innings

did we win?

Of course!

I can already smell that championship!

Well the offense did just about what i thought they would today. But Barden did a good

job as did the bullpen

Recap up...

No I’m not kidding. It’s easy. I found the AN file marked “generic_as_loss_after_all_star_break”

Should just be a template in which you fill in a couple of blanks
It's almost annoying when the A's score because

it just keeps the garbage on the team longer.

Better to 100 percent fail and look bad doing it. It should bring better results in the long term.

We all want this team to be good. We are diehard A’s fans but right now, I an not opposed to seeing Hannahan and Crosby (As example) fail every single at bat they can

It was an unearned run.

Pretty much 100% fail.

I would like Gio Gonzalez

to win every game he starts and of course Suzuki, Cargon, all rookies and the future succeed.

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