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Open Game Thread: Game 51 - A's vs. Red Sox (cont.)

A's up 4-3 going to the bottom of the 5th. Blanton wobbled in the top of the inning, but recovered to K Lowell and Youkilis.

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Let's Go A's
Someone should clock that douche with a broom.
Let's do it!!!!
i know...

that’s what she said! haha

I believe that replying to your own posts

in here can get you on probation and possibly banned.

I couldn't help it! I had to!!!!
Let's go Oakland..

Clap Clap ….clap clap clap…

wrong part of park :/
btw hannahan got robbed earlier, should have been 3B not error
That hit Manny in the glove, that was less debatable than the Brown non error
Not only did it hit him in the glove

He should’ve just camped under the damn thing.

Maybe Manny will call up the scorer and argue that it should be a hit
manny was going back on a very well hit ball, reaching across his body, and fighting the sun.

that was an example of manny being athletic enough to put a glove on the ball, but not having the defensive skills to make the play.

NOOOOOO!

How DARE the snapfish pic be of some annoying Red Sux mascot.

yeah that was annoying

3 up 3 down please

Geren needs to have a quick hook here

I don’t mind Blanton starting the inning, but he can’t stick around long if any runner gets aboard.

agreed

He looked awful starting the 5th, but fantastic finishing it.

Cupcakes starting the 6th. Better be a short hook.
That was a good hook he threw there to

Drew

Three Ks in a row

Keep it up, Joe

On a roll!!
Cupcakes on a roll? That's a lot of carbs.
Cupcakes!!! Where have you been?!

Let him pitch the 7th!

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE GEREN LEFT HIM IN HE WAS OBVIOUSLY FINISHED AFTER FIVE

Oh… wait.

After 5? He was done after 4.1!

Silly Geren.

Pitching angry Argh!
He went into the locker room

and re-fuelled that body…

LOL

with 5 cheeseburgers

With an absurd amount of food!
is it just me, or is Blanton taking a longer stride now?
Fosse didnt see that the JOE sign...

was in the shape of Kentucky

I was thinking..

he ordered a peperroni pizza in the first and it just arrived…

screw pepperoni, get the milano rostado

That sounds primo right now.

Does Blanton start the 7th?
Over 100 pitches

Doubtful

what if you put a double double in front of him?
ok...but only if it comes with some animal style fries and a milk shake
i so can't handle animal fries
blanton should be a livan guy who you can leave out there for 130 pitches

but he seems to lose it mentally before he loses his stuff.

I suppose, but again, with a very quick hook

I would say no if the Red Sox sluggers were starting the inning. Then again, Blanton has struggled against the bottom of the lineup.

With an off day tomorrow, Geren doesn’t need to rest his best relievers.

All his best relievers are getting rest, anyway via the DL
True

That’s why Foulke is coming in.

What a different inning that was compared to the last
It helps to force Lugy to swing the bat
Why do they keep playing Hawaii 5-0 for Zooks?

ESPN told me he was from Japan.

lol. nice work espn.

He and his brother Ichiro are amazing talents.

They were raised by wolves...

thats why they can hit so well..

ESPN E60 said Kurt was actually a natural left handed hitter, but he was too much of a threat to the other little leaguers so he now hits right handed. What could have been.

"All finals in the American League"

um… the Angels and WhiteSox game hasn’t started yet…

Don't confuse Kuiper with facts
Please don't let facts and details get in the way of announcing.
the angels don't count, remember?
Tsuzuki basehit!
Tsuzuki or hawaiian punch? YOu decide
I still like Sea Bass
I like that one too, but there is already a SeBas in Oakland...

Sebastian Janikowski

It's ok, he's drunk and won't notice.
Jackahan beat it out
NOT a true Athletic
Geeze, its like Hivemind day
OK, don't Foulke it up, Keith
oh great Foulke? Are you serious?

yeah like doctorK said “Don’t Foulke it UP!”

Why are you talking about Dwight Gooden. Dr. K?

How do you know I'm not Doc?

(I’m not)

Rule#1

Dont bring in a pitcher that has pitched for the other team recently

Rule No. 2

See Rule no. 1

His last team was the Indians so we are in the clear.

So Alan Embree shouldn't pitch against, like, anybody then

Not becasue he is the cheap whore of the MLB though.

Rule no. 3

We dont talk about fight club.

what's fight club?

I am Keith Foulkes changeup. Without me Keith can’t pitch.

Fight Club was the beginning, now it’s moved out of the basement, it’s called Project Mayhem.

I want to have Keith Foulkes abortion.

what?
Its name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson

His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson
His name is Robert Paulson….

Fight Club one of my favorite movies!

Edward Norton one of my favorite actors, too!

PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB.

I just remebered that wasn’t in the movie (Fight Club) it was in the book. That line was replaced by, I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

Oh, it was in the movie!

All the guys are chanting “His name is Robert Paulson!”

I was reffering to Having Foulkes (Tylers Durdens) abortion.

oh, I thought that too, but I was too late so I couldn't go back and delete it!

sorry!

Its okay you are a great single serving friend.

Come on, Keith! Help us out!
Wheeeeeeeee!
Ortiz can't handle the 87 mph fastball

Is it safe to go buy a pizza? Will the A’s hold this large lead?

LOL Blew it by him at 87
Commercial Discussion

What will the batting order be when Chavez returns?

oops, commercials over!
Foulke has....

surprised me so far.

Foulke yeah!

Question: is that “Foulke” thing getting old or is it alright to use it?

it got old YEARS ago
Foulke you
casilla later!

jack cust hr!!

This is my first year as a AN blogger!
I'd leave Foulke in to face Manny

He’s our best bet against the “big boppers”. Let him face Manny and Lowell, then go to Embree for J.D. Drew.

I think Blanton should pitch to him. Or we could have Kotsay come back and pitch to him.

Do they A's ever score after pinch runnning for Hurt?
Yes

I remember Cust hitting a HR once.

I'm predicting a Cust HR here...
Oh my God, I was right!!!!!!
Wow, you're so awesome

“The greart Robert Buan” Did I hear that correctly?

Only if "greart" is a word

Thanks for clearing that up. Asshole

Jack is due....

wait for it..wait for it…

wow your good
It's all about the numbers....

read a book about it once…money something…

wrote a song about it, want to hear it, here it go
is it better than that Barry Zito's song?
C'mon Cust

This is your last AB – AND HE BRIDGED HIM

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD!

YES!

(sorry, Chicago is contagious)

Sparticust WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? HOMERUN HOMERUN HOMERUN!

holy shit.
Woooo!

HE. IS. SPARTACUST!

Been meaning to put up a pic of this. No better time than now:

That is SWEET.
Isn't that Marcus Allen's #

Or was?

I am goig to get one of those made ASAP

Good things happen when you swing at 1st pitch
Except when bad things happen
Was just about

to start bitching about swinging at the first pitch.

I love this game, but...

Blanton is still mediocre.. and Geren should not be running for Frank in the 7th inning

wtf, blanton is not mediocre

but you’re right about frank.

i'm thankful he only gave up the three

But I don’t think any other starter on this team would have walked two guys in front of Papi and Manny. And I’m glad we have 4 starters better than him, because he’s an awful good #5 starter!!

Mediocre:

Main Entry:
me·di·o·cre
Pronunciation:
\ˌmē-dē-ˈō-kər\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle French, from Latin mediocris, from medius middle + Old Latin ocris stony mountain; akin to Latin acer sharp — more at edge
Date:
circa 1586
: of moderate or low quality, value, ability, or performance : ordinary, so-so

Joe Blanton:
Career ERA+ 105. And, you know, he eats innings. And anything else put in front of him.

Join the Oakland Police Department

Extra Bullets will be provided, as soon as they are removed from your body.

Settle down

C'mon A's, 2 innings to go!

Lets make the Sox Nation a 3rd world country this weekend.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RED SOX NATION!!!

Gimme a G
Gimme an I
Gimme a D
Gimme a P

That was a Cust 388 special

90 percent of his home runs seem to go over the 388 sign

Embree to be used as a LOOGY for once
Looks like he's a L4ogy today
err, maybe not

I’d sort of been assuming Street was unavailable.

If Street isn't available today, Geren is a dick

He pitched him unnecessarily on Friday.

Yea thats what I said when he came in. What does LOOGY stand for?

Left-handed
One
Out
guY

It's gross to read it whatever it is
I agree

it wasn’t like he hadn’t been getting work.

Thanks. What is it called when a loogy loogies on himself?

Defensive replacements pay off!
Sweeney's getting better in CF, but it still looks like

he gets much better reads on the ball when he’s in LF/RF.

he's hardly made any plays that I've seen in RF

so I have no idea. Tough to tell on tv anyway.

Defensive replacements do NOT pay off..

You’re telling the other team that you’re trying not to lose the game…

Yup, we just told Youk, and now he's in the dugout!
right, because you have the lead already
I think you stop being aggresive...
okay, so trying to win games is not "aggressive"

i’d rather win than be aggressive.

Okay, but Cust is one of the last batters due up in the 8th

If his spot actually gets up, the game is out of reach anyway. Keeping him in is not smart when you could benefit by having someone better on D for two innings. Making the defensive move is playing intelligent baseball.

I know it's intelligent baseball...

But I hate it when the other team manages to make a comeback and all your hitters are on the bench..

Well then you have a bullpen problem, and the A's normally don't
well there goes my theory

about not being aggressive…

Trying not to lose

Is better than actually losing.

Can you somehow back this up?
Glad to see Geren matching up

He seemed intent for awhile to put guys in for a full inning, come hell or high water.

Geren must be having fun

Having such a deep pen and bench so he can do all the managerial moves.

true

I’m Ok with his bullpen decisions—and generally with his defensive replacements. It’s the famn pinch-running of Thomas I can’t abide!!!

The Custodian

Clean up in isle 6

All right

Add on, please

I wonder if 5 oclock power translates to day games.

Only Saturdays, both his Homers this year are on Saturday

I ant Ryan Sweeney to become the player Swisher was never going to become.

In addition i Want…

And what's that, exactly?
Let's trade Crosby to the Sox
for what?
Dude, Billy can finally get that Crisp deal he always wanted
ugh

Leave our people alone, we’re lucky we have any fans left.

Hahaha, seriously

I’m so glad he never acquired Crisp. Billy knows what he’s doing a helluva lot more than I do, but I would have been sick over that.

shits and giggles?
some awesome players

(being .25 serious)

Youkilis!

I thought you were the total badass at 1st.

Would love for official scorer to give Yuck an error instead of Lugo
He/she should

That throw was catchable.

No way would the official scorer end his streak like that in his own home park. Oh wait they are in Oakland. All the red had me fooled.

agree, the scorer must be apart of "RedSux Nation"
Boot

Lugo is a nasty SS

Hit and Run works!
I think that would've been a single regardless
But I doubt Sweeney would be at third now
Maybe Zuki is ready for leadoff spot again?
Nobody on the A's is ready for that
Hannahan singlehandedly scored like 9 runs there today
Hannahan's got a real potty mouth!!!

He is a drunk. Makes sense

?

[squints]

Hannahan had a drinking problem 6 or 7 years ago....

been sober since his sophomore year. And this idiot is making fun of him!

[shakes head]

http://www1.umn.edu/urelate/m/fall2001/steppinguptotheplate.html

Acording to my great sources at AN he is a former alcoholic. Once a drunk always a drunk. Drunks swear a lot. Which is why I scream FUCK just like Jack does when he strikes out.

Don't over-generalize or anything.

I make fun of him just like I make fun of Josh Hamilton. I have been around enough people who abuse substances through my life. I have little pity for people who throw away their talents on their vices.

So you make fun of guys that recover and stay sober?

Wow, that makes a lot of sense.

Hey good for him. He makes a ton of money and has made his “disease” known to his fans. Hope he has thicker skin they you guys do.

We have thick skin.

We just think you’re being an ass.

You are entitled to that opinion, but I have little to no sympothy for those who seek refuge in their vices and potentialy ruin their chance of doing something productive with their lives.

Please quit while you are behind

I refuse to censor my comments.

well it looks like he's doing pretty good for himself now! doesn't it?
totally lost respect for you.

Sorry you are offended by my joke, but I have seen friends ruin their lives by snorting any kinds of prescription pills they can get their hands on. I lost compassion for those who abuse substances. It is great that Jack has “recovered”, but it doesn’t change my outlook on those who act like jack asses and abuse drugs.

Then why make fun of the guy who is atoning for his mistakes?

It makes no sense to criticize someone who has taken responsibility for a mistake he’s made in the past. And it’s been like 6 or 7 years, it’s not even relevant discussion right now. But whatever.

I realize people make mistakes and good for him that he is playing major league baseball after being an alcoholic, but like I said I have no sympathy for those who abuse drugs. I even think it is appropriate to poke fun at the guy for the mistakes he has made.

I think Jack is a great story
Bo Cro big hit comin
I will settle for a Sac Fly
(Me too)
bloop one to the right field
who hits leadoff when Chavez comes back?

Barton or Thomas

Sweeney or Ellis,

neither of whom are great choices…

whats so bad about sweeney these days?
not much
seems almost prototypical leadoff right now
he'll end with a league average obp
hopefully you are wrong

amazing how quickly someone goes from not major league ready to sweet swinging lefty

* i agree with you though
r sweeney, buck, or barton
if they dont score here I have a bad feeling about the 9th

Sox are overdue

Confidence man. Come on now....
I think the Sox should be the one who are very afraid
get on your knees, everyone

and pray that we get Varitek out to start things

Nah, still sittin' in my recliner with my feet up.
i am fighting the urge to disengage and peek later.
Did the Red Sox have the shift on for Barton then?
Yeah, shifted their asses to Seattle with the push of our BROOM!
Ladies and gentlemen...and kids of all ages

we’re getting ready to land this plane and it may be a bumpy ride..
please make sure your seatbelts are on..and the table in front of you is an upright position…

come on,,, check out his last couple outings
I said it may be...

but it could be an easy landing as well…I’m just warning you to buckle up..

My floor is looking more and more dirty
Street has been pretty dominant since that Atl. game
dang

Street looks really good these days

assistance from the ump doesn't hurt, either
Let's go Huston! Close out these little bitches.
ok now i;m sweating

cmon street

what you really missed was the curling broom thing

Sweep the leg (with the Red Sux on it)

SWEEP IT!!

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
BARTON i love your splits!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
SWEEP

Celebrate good times

Sweep!!! What a stretch by Barton!!!
Mary Lou Retton would be impressed.
Schweeet... Sweeep!
where did the wife put on that 8 track tape again..dammit...

humming to self…

There’s a party going on right here a celebration
to last troughout the years.
hhhmmmm

So bring your good times and your laughter too
we’re gonna celebrate your party with you
Come on now (Celebration)
let’s all celebrate and have a good time.
(Celebration)
We go celebrate and have a good time.

troughout?
where's my cigar, silk smoking jacket, fez and carpet slippers?
and a large glass of brandy
Who was sweatin? praying? Street is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
Likely headline: Red Sox swept on frontierland, can't wait to return to America
california used to be part of Mexico...

so the headline could make sense

With Houston...

we have no problems!!!

How SWEEP it is!!!

Go White Sox (for one night only)
I remember that song from the James Bond movies...

“For one night only. Only for us. We see (in our team) what no one else can see. No one’s breaking free (Angels). For one night only…”

-Sheena Easton (2008 redux)

Nice series,

Nothing better than sweeping the red sox and keep all those bandwagoners quiet

NOTHING? NOTHING IS BETTER?

It is pretty damn sweet to shut those bastards down. Of course my boss is a Red Sox fan so I’ll have to downplay my excitement on Tuesday.

Ok, you got me

You could also win the lottery this weekend, and then going into work next week, quit, and wave the sweep in your boss’ face (only if he/she deserves it)

AMEN!!

Nothing sweeter than sweeping the Sox , and sending those no-class clowns that call themselves fans HOME!!!!!

Hey guys, just here to post

Feels even better to beat a team like the Red Sox. :)

Nice job, KICU!
Thank you!

Thanks to Monkeyball too, great job.

i hope everyone moved their cars....

pffsssshhh

Mine at least was in the appropriate color.

GIS for "a's sweep"

We're all over that broom

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