I would just like to enjoy the season. By the time I get to be with family and scarf down Mom’s tamales on the actual holiday, I am completely worn out.
Because I am kind of glad you capitalized the “g” in “grover”.
Not because I dislike grover. I just like how worked up he gets over it. But maybe the holiday spirit will keep him from tearing your sweet little head off.
Zonis - December 24, 2008
I couldn't disagree more
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
I couldn't fail to disagree less.
oblique - December 24, 2008
There isn't a suitable poll option for me
I’m not bad, just evil.
grover - December 24, 2008
No, actually, your cat's breath smells like cat food
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
My cat's breath smells like cat food - Ralph Wiggum
The awesome.
Tyler Bleszinski - December 24, 2008
It is, indeed, the ne plus ultra of non sequiturs
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
Neither world peace nor $10 million in unmarked bills will fit in my stocking.
andeux - December 24, 2008
TWSS
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
Can I have $10 million?
andeux - December 24, 2008
Is this the "AN gifts" thread? or are you working on that one?
The Dogfather - December 24, 2008
no, and no -- but I will
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
I usually wake up on the roof, sans pants.
But that’s just how my family celebrates the season.
Leopold Bloom - December 24, 2008
so, on non-holidays, they just let you stay asleep up there?
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
Normally,
unless it’s my turn to sponge-bath Grandma.
Leopold Bloom - December 24, 2008
Explain
Will non-Holliday be before the season, at the trading deadline or at the end of the season?
66th ave tailgatter - December 24, 2008
How about this trade (not involving the A's)
To the Mariners: Swisher, Melky Cabrera, Kei Igawa
To the Yankees: Ichiro
closetasfan - December 24, 2008
Makes no sense for the Mariners
Ichiro is practically free with all the media money he brings in.
PaulThomas - December 24, 2008
You actually would WANT the Yankees to get better.
Why couldn’t it be some NL team’s spare parts?
Blicks - December 24, 2008
I never get what I want for Christmas because...
…I live in a small-market family.
GreenNGoldSooner - December 24, 2008
you'll never compete with the other families until you get a new facility
… at taxpayer expense, of course.
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
GreenNGoldSooner, can't you trade your brother for three small children?
One of whom is reasonably likely to grow up to be better than your brother.
Actually, I’ve met your brother – it’s practically a sure thing.
Nico - December 24, 2008
Hey, at least GNGS hasn't signed any expensive free-agent children
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
For once
I would just like to enjoy the season. By the time I get to be with family and scarf down Mom’s tamales on the actual holiday, I am completely worn out.
67MARQUEZ - December 24, 2008
Eating tires you out?
wow. i feel sorry for you.
btw, I NEVER get what I want for Christmas. EVER. for the same reason as Grover; I’m not bad, just evil.
#14fan - December 24, 2008
I guess I'm evil, too
Because I am kind of glad you capitalized the “g” in “grover”.
Not because I dislike grover. I just like how worked up he gets over it. But maybe the holiday spirit will keep him from tearing your sweet little head off.
67MARQUEZ - December 24, 2008
oops.
I forgot about how i am NEVER EVER supposed to capitalize the g in grover. uh oh. {hides}
but… eh… sweet? didn’t I just finish explaining that I don’t get presents because I’m evil?
#14fan - December 24, 2008
agreed
but then again, it’s the “your/you’re” to some…that’s grover’s thing.
flipgatey3 - December 25, 2008
can I have 10 tamales?
monkeyball - December 24, 2008
Maybe tamale
All out today.
Nico - December 24, 2008
where are the bad boys...
…cuz that’s what i want for Xmas.
little A - December 24, 2008
I thought I was bad.
Turns out I was just nationwide.
Seriously, though, you don’t get too badder than a failed academic sign maker. Oh, the tales!
Leopold Bloom - December 25, 2008
so, you make signs for failed academics?
Are they sandwich boards?
monkeyball - December 25, 2008
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