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Open Thread: ALCS Game Six (cont.)

How many balls have hit the catwalks?

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Pleassssssssse win Tampa!
jesus.

My level of caring is dropping faster and faster.

Fuck this.

Seriously.

can you say that again for me?

I can’t swear. (don’t ask why.) I’ll just enjoy it through you.

FUCK THIS.

SERIOUSLY.

Thank you. I feel a little better now.
Now with more yelling!
I aim to please.
She just likes when you talk dirty.
I hear that a lot.
when anybody talks dirty, really/
Calls on Carlin.
RIP.

hoists booze

A white dog rolling in mud.

Oh so dirty.

Why?
Long, LONG story.
a LONGoria story?

I want to hear it.

Like Terrence Long?
That's a Long story I don't want to hear
I'm ignoring you all.
This is an A's-like post season destruction.
we need this new thread

and the Rays need…something!!!

Don't tell me Maddon is leaving Howell in

This is awful.

Get out of this NOW.

i can’t watch..aggggggggh

I can watch it.

Just it’s getting painful.

Monkeyball's new threads are only for those who look for them.
I think set them up to magically appear.
I came as fast as I could.

Is everyone ok?

That first part didn’t sound the way I wanted it to.

Premature even?
Premature Evan?

heeeeey i dont think premature and evan belong in the same sentence

Sounds pretty typical, actually.
It's okay. It happens to a lot of guys.
particularly after your last comment about blowing a load
Haha

The Greek God of Strickouts

I LIVE with Red Sox fans. Ugh. I hate this
I wouldn't be able to do that without getting into fistfights.
who said there are no fights? lol
What happened to the cryptic pictures?
Bring in Mike Timlin

He can help the Rays

Okajima, Masterson, Papelbon

Francona can get 4 innings out of them.

Let's hope it turns out to be only 3
Rays sluggers need to come through now

booooooy a big inning would be GREAT now!

ok..a big 1 out inning!

Peña gets robbed
Morgan:

Wow, that was not a strike.

And yet it was.
Looked high to me.
well you're not there, and I didn't see it

because my brother won’t GET OFF THE FREAKING TV!!!!!!!!! and thesteve9x hasn’t shown up yet. I don’t know why he is so entertained by watching people die. It’s not that fun for me.

lol he has to gooo oooout so he won't be helping. PSSH!
sorry. needed to rant.
Little does she know I'm on my way to your house

shhhhh!

[Whispering} HURRY UP, ALREADY!!!
I get that a lot.
You're supposed to come too?

3 people needed to drag one person off the TV. interesting.

everyone is supposed to come

it’s the polite thing to do, and helps you get invited back.

okay.... so everybody in AN in my little tiny house.

that could cause some problems. but yay! ilovegregsmith is coming!

LOL. I think you might be lost.
on the contrary, I wouldn't be able to move.
Poor thing.

So young and full of wonder.

we will manage to fit in there somehow. Itll be great!

just as long no one farts, it should be fine!
That counts me out

dammit

that's karma for you.

you call me n00b, you don’t get to come to my party. Seems fair!

im still coming!!! if that happens..wasnt me.

im voicing my innocence already

Good, you'll need the alibi.
oh i know it. I think ahead!
Go ahead and blame me

even though I won’t be there.

that'll work great!
Sigh - once an A, always an A
Let's go Ev-Oh

that looked low to me just now

Evan walks

Crawford needs to get a hit

a hr would be SO beautiful!

Alright GO RAYS

and hopefully I don’t have to come to a game thread until the WS.

I went to the other thread for a minute.

It was weird. But no one was saying anything. So I came back.

hmmm...that gives me an idea ...
I can't wait to hear it.
damn, shut down inning
Man, I used to think Crawford was really, really good.
you probably used to think everybody was good at some point.
including the Rays
No, not really.

I’m usually pessimistic about players.

that word is unlucky around me.

make sure you don’t use it again, or 76marquez might come running after me with a chainsaw. but if that’s what you want…

What?

“usually”

What’s wrong with that?

pessi****. BAD WORD FOR ME.

{screaming, like the stupid TV show still on} I’m too young to die!!

I just lost nine years!

Woohoo!

I sure could stand to lose nine myself

For so many reasons

Are most of those reasons on this thread?
Very likely

LOL

And I have a chainsaw!
mikev

I need you to swear for me again!

MIKEV STOP IGNORING ME!
Please swear.
but i can't!!!!!!!
I want to!!!
Repeat after me:

F
U
C
K

B
O
S
T
O
N

I tried... and failed.
Try, try again.
ummm.... can I start with a less strong word?
OK

D
A
M
M
I
T

I can do this!

dammit. I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

That doesn't count.
WHY NOT???
George Carlin.
????? who?
Oh noes.

Now I really feel old

I feel like I should beat you.
wat.
All of you are really weird

and you are all making my head hurt.

Ease your way in.

That’s what I do.

I think we should stop.

Back to the game.

I like where this is headed.
I hope no one is delusional about this series.

It. Is. Over. Same as last year. Momentum is a bitch in the playoffs. You are watching the inevitable. And it will be painful. Way worse than Final Destination. And yet I will stay.

I know, it's like watching a train wreck
Dad, go home!

And stay off my computer.

Sorry guys.

becase baseball is better than no-baseball

“and yet I will stay.”

i wont be able to leave my house for awhile. stupid sox fan

wow my night just got worse. my cat just stole one of my cheez-its

oh, poor you.

you could probably get it back if you wanted.

but would it be worth it?
cheez-its go well with grinders
Not so much with grounders.
Balfour? Really?

Is Maddon ‘trying’ to lose?

Balfour may have struggled this week, but he was

one of the AL’s very best relievers this season.

Panic makes us say the most irrational things.
of course none of that matters now
and Joe Morgan agrees with me
Yeah but Varitek is a power hitter.
FYI, Varitek's OPS in 2007 was .787.
His SLG was only .421
Let me put it another way you might accept:

He’s a homerun threat. This was my entire point.

So is Jason Bartlett.

OK, I’ll stop.

That would be nice.
now thats just mean
I feel like I should give you a cookie.
i've had 4, thanks
I'll take the cookie!
My mom baked them

I hope you like perfect.

Ball four

bad name for a pitcher

id throw down with her..but im scared shed maul me

I was wondering this Thursday and I'm wondering it again tonight:

Is Bradford hurt?

I think he's just behind Balfour in the pecking order
I dunno - he never got up Thursday and hasn't today

and he has a terrific post-season track record. Whereas in contrast, most of these relievers have never pitched in post-season and it’s showing.

Please salvage this game.
Much better. Had to open a bottle of wine.

And get a chocolate chip cookie.

Yep, I’m classy.

Did you at least sniff the cap?
It's not even wine in a box.
screwtop, for sure.
Cabernet Sauvignon

from Paso Robles, specifically made for the Madonna Inn.

Nice. From what winery?

I went to Cal Poly…did quite a bit of wine tasting in the area.

castoro (sp?)
I hear Guy Richie is checking out
But ARod is checking in.

Ick.

not THAT Madonna.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.

Wonder how you manage to make ends meet.

I love you for knowing that.
One night a few years ago....

I had this trippy dream where I could hear the Beatles singing “Hello, hello!” while I was semi-conscious. I later found out it wasn’t the Beatles, but my uncle in the kitchen saying “Hello? Hello?”

You sure? I hear that Cabernet is sticky and sweet ...
Iced tea, carrots, celery, Ranch dressing for me.
ok now I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie
Oh holy hell. Make it stop.

he took his eye off the ball. DAMN HIM

FAIL

The Rays are reverting to the previous 11 years in less than two games

Ball Four dodges a bullet

oooooooooooh ok time for a big inning..NOW

I'm here. Do I want to be? Just got home from Epcot's food and wine festival

and apparently I didn’t drink enough because this game is stressing me out.

Rays.Must.Score

stressing me out too. i need comfort food now!

Share, please!!!

what would you like? i an good at cooking and baking!

um... a big chocolate cupcake and chocolate chip cookies please!!
i could do that!
and sprite.
LOTS OF SPRITE. Mikev got me hooked on the magical stuff he sent.
that wasn't sprite
don't say anything nasty.
sierra mist free
lol

i don’t drink soda..but im sure i could buy some for everyone

I'm beginning to like you
haha

beginning to. Nice!

sorry. I already liked you, and now I like you more. Better?

Carlin.

You just pollluted my mind.
I'm sorry.
no you're not. and if you are, prove it.
Mark Ellis is at your door.
YOU ARE FORGIVEN!!! AND YOU ARE MY FAVORITE FOREVER!

I smiled.

yeah, and then I opened the door.
I didn't say he was staying.
i bet he'll want to stick around!
that's ok. I enjoyed it while it lasted.
wow that was fast...too fast!
can I tell him to come back?

or would 67marquez be angry?

tell him to come back!!!!

and to bring friends!

I won't forget!

if him and his friends come back…call me!

you mean if one specific person

comes back, then yes, I’ll call you. Now let me run!! :p

oooooooh yes..NOW RUN!!!!!

I WON'T GET ANGRY!!

I mean, ahem, it’s fine.

{runs out door}
I ate so frigging much. I am stuffed. I have no idea how much I charged on my credit card, but each booth averaged $4, not counting drinks
I've had steak, wine, cookie and milk, but the Rays are still behind

what’s up with that?

Fun times now

Bath time for little miss specialK (ilovegregsmith could probably do a senior project studying her).

please win please win please win
If Sux win tonight, I'm sticking to football tomorrow. I'm sure ESPN will let me know that they're going to the WS without me having to see it
I'm a baseball fan, I'll still listen

same here!

REPLY FUNCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i couldn’t take it anymore.

She. Snapped.

I understood.

the yelling.

cease it.

[comforts pam]

For me..I HIT REPLY. My computer is screwed up. I need a new one.

Ask Pam if you can use hers
im all set

ill buy a new one after Christmas!

crap, why did that ball stay in the park?
From the wikipedia entry for "The Steve Harvey Show":
Undoubtedly the highest rated showing was on October 18, 2008, when TBS showed a re-run of the Steve Harvey show instead of the first inning of game 6 of the 2008 ALCS, as TBS was experiencing technical difficulties at the time.
They couldn't show the first inning? Is that when BJ hit his homer?
I was at a bar.

Steve Harvey was on the TV. I called my sister and asked her to check ESPN. These old drunks were counting on me. She said “Rain delay.” I shouted “Rain delay!” Everyone nodded and went back to their drinks.

Rain delay???

Will Francona uses Papelbon for 2 innings?

God this sucks

Do not want a Game 7

He'll be tired for that though
BTW What's Australia's problem?
The 3rd word is the problem
They forgot how to hit...er bat
FYI, last night I shoved the Ortiz standee in the closet, wedged it between a filing cabinet and the wall, turned off the lights and locked the door

so no one can pin this crap on me

Ortiz standee?
We have one at my work

They put it out in the hallway after the comeback win… but then I locked him up.

Like Rachel Phelps?
ewww id hate seeing that all the time
It's horrendous
I bet! poor you seeing that :(
A lot of time I walk into the filing closet and he scares the crap out of me
LOL

someone needs to take that thing out…for good! for your safety!

I almost wish we'd had a Manny standee rather than Ortiz

because people would’ve ripped it up and thrown it away by now

I think I'm in love.... with a phone.
and you only need a 2 year commitment!
Maybe there's something wrong with me

but honestly, I really like that commercial.

You appreciate vibrating machinery?
I thought we'd go to ESPN club after Epcot and watch the game there, but the line was too long.

They had tvs on outside when the Sux were scoring their 2nd run. Standing in FL, 1 hour from Tampa, and the place was going nuts because the Red Sox were scoring. It was so disgusting.

hey Nico, Bradford is warming up

and coming into the game

Because we don't have enough 2003 ALDS karma going.
Don't call the A's apologist in here, he'll probably say something about how we should sign bradford.
Sign Bradford now!
I thought that one was going into the dugout, too,
Suck Martinez is pissing me off

I mean, how hard can it be to say Ortiz correctly?

I bet he can't use the reply button either.
ha ha so funny
Could not resist.

Still love you. And greg, too.

Ok..I’ll let it go this time I guess…just don’t act like that again. I can get pretty fierce ;)

pfft. yer a kitten.

I feel left out.
you'll never be left out :)
yay! at least SOME PEOPLE don't leave me out! (hint hint)
how could ANYONE do that?!
*cough*mikev, 67marquez *cough*

I. Love. You.

You know I feel about showing my feelings in public.

I do?
GAH THAT CAME OUT SO WRONG.
I mean that I didn't know you didn't like showing your feelings.

OOPS.

mikev might get mad.
at what?
you'd get mad? really?
apparently?

I dunno, nobody has told me.

She can tell you.

She says it better.

works for me.
I don't know. maybe you'd get mad at me being left out.

or maybe you’d get mad if someone included me in anything.

I wish there was this much action inside a thread for an A's game.
We're too busy lamenting.
There would be, if there were a thread for an A's game right now
Ha! Good point
We should make one.
are we going to make up the game?

Give me your best lineup and we beat the Angels, right?

Maybe it should be the A's in a curling match.

i think even in a made up game..our players would get hurt…lets leave them be

ooh that reminds me

Ry was trying to break himself even before he was an A

He actually started to succeed when he was traded.
Sad but true
that same phrase can be used for a lot of A's players.
And

Poppy texted me today while at the craft fair. Wanted to know if I had found a job or if I was just moving to Cedar Rapids. LOL

Cedar Rapids??? Were you there for the craft fair? You're supposed to be moving here
The craft fair was in town.

Ryan lives in Cedar Rapids.

I'm lost. Who's Ryan?
Ryan Sweeney.

He’s an outfielder for the Oakland A’s. He’s kind of a big deal.

Kinda tall, buzz cut.... looks like walking sex.

wellllll…when you say it like that…nooooow we all know who you mean!

People say I look like crawling foreplay.
That's odd.

I look like limping onanism.

Takes his cap off a lot.

’Cause the sexiness is itchy.

He has issues with rubbing his head.

I don’t know if he likes the feeling of his own shaved head, or maybe his mommy rubbed his head as a child, but it makes me have dirty thoughts.

i think dale loves to rub his head at home
among other things.
good for dale. good for ryan.

they must go wild when they get eachother alone for some good head rubbing

Why is there STILL no one slashing this?!

Is Dale’s awkwardness too off-putting?

someone should!

they make it too easy to slash them. They are perfect for it!!!

I confused.
how?
I don't think she knows the meaning of

“slash”

obviously not.

maybe I shouldn’t have said anything…

Here.

I understand...

but now i feel kinda sick.

polluted mind, perhaps?

hmmm that stuff doesn’t make me sick :)

it might be the meal I just had...

{barfs}

no, you did that for me.

I think this would be polluted stomach.

And we got you to kinda swear tonight too

It’s been a good night, huh?

GREAT!!!!!!

(especially because of who was at my door)

Aw, you've seen worse right on AN! :)

i was trying to explain but my computer frooze on me ugh

I didn't think he went by "Ryan". Stud, Swooney, God, maybe, but not Ryan
There would be, if there were a thread for an A's game right now
Yay GIDP

Youk is a True Athletic after all

NOW will they score some runs???? That was a great DP
No.
Don, tell your dad to get the hell off your account again
GIDP!

BTW, Maddon, Bradford is really quite good at getting those things.

about time the Rays scored some runs
I could here Nico yelling from my T.V.

He was screaming, “Bring Bradford in.”

well, Nico sure knows baseball

glad Maddon listened to him

HBP, good, the RAys need baserunners
Please Rays please please please

make my life unsuck.

Better not hear any bitching about that HBP
LET'S GO RAY'S!
strike the apostrophe
I think you meant "strick"
Please keep sucking, Masterson

(almost forgot that comma)

LOL woulda been funny
Rally Ray

that's a devil ray. Find a different one.
Wow, that was Crosby-esque

damn masterson…he needs to give up a hr. and hes too tall to kick in the teeth

any good news? I left for a while
Like I would tell you.
No. Apparently your presence wasn't the problem
My mom just called the Rays "poop heads"
My dad said something slightly different. But the same.

Yes, doctork, he’s back.

cmon Carlos -- oh crap
This is pathetic.
This sucks, I wanna go back to the hockey game
I want to watch what #14fan's brother is watching
We are.
it's basically the same thing now, just with less blood.
This progressive lady looks like a clown.
i was thinking the same thing. but i even thought kinds of sexy clown a bit. in a way
A sexy clown?

Sounds hot.

Big feet?
Big shoes.
I didn't know that "clown" and "sexy" could be included in the same sentence

Unless Swooney was in there somewhere.

You don't know us very well, do you?
No, I'm just scared of clowns. Bad experience when I was a kid.

typical story.

"IT"?
I don't wanna talk about it.
But we're bored
go find something else to do with your time.

You don’t need to hear about a screaming child.

You clearly don't know me very well
sorry, I knew that you did want to hear it

I’m just pretending you don’t so I don’t have to write about it. Clowns are tramatizing for little kids.

Oh well, we have all of 2009 to discuss it.
XP not looking foward to that.
Does it have to do with not swearing?
a bullet? that was a line drive that floated to the outfield.

that was NOT a bullet. Jesus this is sickening.

At least it wasn't "fisted"
ChadBrad mojo pic

You posted the photo and ChadBrad leaves the game.

Angel of Death?

Quick,

post a photo of Jason Bay!

Funny, you're not the first person to call me that.
I do think Bradford has been underused in the series

It’s not that he’s the world’s best pitcher, but experience DOES sometimes matter and there’s a noticeable difference between his pitching and that of all the “first-timers” (Balfour, Howell) and “I actually kinda suck-ers” (Wheeler).

I'd rather have the better pitcher.
I believe you

And experience DOES matter sometimes.

You'd rather have had Lugo there?
I have no idea what you're talking about,

but I assume it’s suggesting that I mean “experience as the be all and end all above every other factor” – which obviously I don’t.

I also mean I didn't hear anything about experience except when a young player

didn’t perform. Not just from you, from anyone.

Besides I've worked with too many incompetent old people to believe very

much in experience. Give me the young’uns anyday.

Maybe you should rethink that career

as a social worker for Alzheimers patients.

Hey you work with young people. Tell me you'd rather counsel

forty-something bitter unemployable guys.

If you're suggesting that "40-something" is "old"

then I’m pretty sure that I hate you.

I bet I'm older than you. And more unemployable.

The older I get the less I believe in experience.

Hint: I'm older than Jamie Moyer.
OK, I'm in double-digits so I guess you ARE older
That means I know more than you.

Experience doesn’t matter. If a young player performs poorly, it’s because he sucks.

Wait, you're older so you know more?
Riiiiiiight.

I think I’m done here. G’nite.

I'm overly confident that I hate him.
I'm pessimistic, and fear that I probably like him
You would expect that particular point to be brought up

while a veteran was hitting into 4 DPs? Points are generally brought up at the moment of most relevance.

Before the fact would be nice.
Shocking, they're slobbing Boston knob and talking about "the comeback"

I fucking hate this shit.

Papelbon needs that 0.00 post season ERA to change to about 1.20
Even if they lose, if the Rays make him throw 20-25 pitches

it could be important. He threw, what, 34 or so, on Thursday?

the voice of reason
Or they can go down on seven pitches
Hugs to Kots for that one.
Ugh, I can't stand Papeldouche
Okay, Rays. Let's do this.
way to work the count, Evan
I'm really starting to hate baseball
game 7 tomorrow

I’ll be there…but am not optimistic

is it too late for a good mojo thread?

{answering self} yes.

There's always tomorrow.
Phillies: Be afraid.

Im not either. Whos pitching tomorrow? Garza?

Yes and Lester. Remember you like him.
haha i love him..but i wont tomorrow. garza gets all the love
I dunno whats worse....blowing a series

by giving away a game like the 7-zip the Rays did or the A’s way by freak f’-ups.

It's worse when it happens four times in a row.
oh, yes, there is that torture factor too. crimony
I'd say the A's

But only because it was the A’s.

This is pretty amazing.
Not an attractive look for Matt Garza there
What look is that: Being Matt Garza?
Eeesh. Game 7 makes me nervous.
what time is the game on tomorrow? opposite sunday night football?

not sure who’s playing football, but it will be less stressful to watch

same as it was today
I saw some twerp at Safeway this afternoon wearing a Varitek jersey

complete with that stupid ‘C’. I wanted to force-feed him some Pedigree. Massholes make me want to puke.

Your practice is located in a Safeway?

Weeeeeeell lets just HOPE and PRAY for a Rays win tomorrow. UGH

ugh, ESPN interviewing the "C" guy
Our Adopted Rays are in a world of hurt now

Lets hope they buck the stats.

Lester against Garza.

Garza need not allow a run period.

talk about pressure
That matchup doesn't sound very promising for the Rays
went well for garza last time
Garza has a great arm, but he can be erratic

He’s kind of their Gallagher. Could go either way.

im gonna be positive..and just hope. Fool myself into believing!
Great, Nico. Thanks for the confidence boost.
And Lester is one of the best pitchers in the league
Just ask ESPN.
so we hope he screws up..boo lester.
but is beatable
True, we beat him in Japan
He's human; Rays lit him up in Game 3

The matchup favors the Red Sox, but it can go either way. That’s the great thing about baseball.

thats right. GO RAYS!!!!!!!!!
Maybe that's the problem.

We adopted them.

So we should root for Boston now?
Well, no.

It’s just that we thrust our own Octobers onto them.

Added torture

I’m going to the Raider game tomorrow.

J E T S SUCK SUCK SUCK
who are they playing?
Jets
Jets vs. Jets?

Cool.

and they'd probably find a way to lose
I hate that fucking team.
oh yeah! I love the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
new thread??? please???
Game is over.
That kind of pessimism has no place on AN
Seriously.

I’ve been cranky all day.

you're always cranky.
Based on tonight's thread, I'd say you're not the only one
But I am enjoying that insane interaction btw you and WC.
I'm glad somebody is!
Call it optimistic pessimism.
I mean post-game.

Wellll….better luck tomorrow! Night all! Go Rays!!!!

Night!! see you next thread!
Dear Boston,

Please piss off

... any more?
No one is here but me and Nico.

Permission to swear.

whatever. I need to go to bed with tylenol for the third night in a row.

See you guys next thread!

If Tylenol is the name of a girl,

she must be tired. If it’s the name of a goat, please email me privately.

Is someone makes a QOTM

And no one is there to read it, did it really happen?

QOTM

“Never published” edition.

If someone says "Is someone", but meant "If someone"...?
Tampa stadium crew: overnight suggestion for visitor's clubhouse

All I can say is if Boston wins tomorrow, then I'm going for the Phillies

It might actually be nice to see Cupcakes win a ring, even if it couldn’t be in Oakland

Is it jus me...

…or is Kevin You-kill-us the most annoying player in MLB?

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