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Open Game Thread: Playoffs Day One

Hang on...with no baseball break, we go right into the playoffs with three incredible series today, starting at noon.

First up:

Brewers vs. Phillies - 12:00 PM
Gallardo v. Hamels
Final Score: Phillies 3, Brewers 1
Series: Phillies lead 1-0
Next Game: Tomorrow (10/2) at 3:00PM

(Note that the 9:30-10AM start that they gave the A's/Minnesota in 2006 wasn't good enough for this year's teams - /bitter rant, onto playoff fun!)

The Brewers

It took until the very last day of the season, but the Brewers won the wild card and found themselves in the playoffs for the first time since many of our AN crowd was even born. (The rest were wearing really, really bad clothes.) Highlights of the Brewers include Ryan Braun with his 37 homeruns, Price Fielder with his 34 homeruns, and Mike Cameron (25) and J.J. Hardy (24). Jealous yet? Did the A's even have 37 homeruns all year? As for the starting pitching for the Brewers, things look rather thin. As of the latest report, Sheets will not be throwing in this series, and is out most likely the rest of the season, and C.C. Sabathia has already been taxed to get to this point, so expect more work from him, Bush, and Suppan. I would certainly expect Sabathia to throw on three days' rest again, and I would expect the success or failure of the series to be directly linked to the starting rotation.

The Phillies

 The Phillies bring Ryan Howard to play in the series with his MLB-leading 48 homeruns and 146 RBI's (again, did we have 48 homeruns and 146 RBI's all year?), but he isn't the only one that can hit. The Phillies lead the NL in HR's, and are second in runs scored. They also sport Brad Lidge, who is lights-out coming in from the 'pen, which is certainly an advantage up against the battle-torn bullpen of the Brewers.

baseballgirl note:

It looks like a battle between a well-prepared, well-rehearsed Phillies team, and an exhausted, spent, but absolutely on fire and hungry Brewers crew, and it should make for a great series right out of the gate. I'm rooting for the Brewers.

Dodgers vs. Cubs- 3:30 PM
Lowe v. Dempster

The Dodgers

Adding Joe Torre as a weapon this season didn't yield immediate results, as many thought the skipper was only highlighted with the Yankees behind him, but with the addtion of Manny Ramirez, the Dodgers have turned it up; plowing over Arizona and securing the top spot in the NL West, and looking at another chance to make their mark in the playoffs. Derek Lowe, who has backed up his number one slot with an amazing year, will take the mound for the Dodgers in Game One facing off against Ryan Dempster. The Dodgers led the league in ERA, but Zambrano and (healthy) Harden loom in the second and third game. However, the Dodgers, and their late-season revamping of the team, look to neutralize the great pitching and storm the gates of the NLCS.

The Cubs

The Cubs haven't won a World Series in 100 years. None of their current players can own that, and it would take three or four generations to even remember it, but it's there all the time; the Stomper-size elephant in the room during every pitch, every game, every time it looks like the Cubs will be somebody and go somewhere. This year, they have a great team, but you can't help but wonder; what will happen to derail the postseason train this time? Most pressing to A's fans, I would think, is how Rich Harden, who could barely string two starts together for the A's in five seasons, will hold up under the playoff pressure.

baseballgirl note:

For me, this is THE series. I love all the possible story-lines here; the all-SoCal playoff option; the all-Chicago one on the other end, Manny; the closest stadium to me, Torre back in the playoffs, and two of the most historic and well-known NL teams facing off for all the glory. I think this one will be fun. My hunch says Dodgers, but this one is a free-for-all, and I hope it's great.

Red Sox vs. Angels- 7:00 PM
Lester v. Lackey

The Red Sox

Neither the Red Sox nor the Angels are a stranger to October, and there's not much to say that hasn't been rehashed over and over during the last few years. But this Red Sox team is a little bit different; despite the pitching, the lineup, the manager, the experience, Manny being Manny will be Manny for another playoff team this year. And I think that's going to hurt the Red Sox.

The Angels

Man, this is one scary team. As if their beefed-up lineup wasn't doing all the right things anyway, they had to go out and bring Teixeira on board, my former favorite player, who is dead to me now. They are a scary offensive team, but more scary is their starting pitching, who by and large, has been incredible this year. We could talk about their closer's year, as well, but I want to file that away in 'more lucky than good; I'd save sixty games too if I was hand-picked a hundred save opps', and I would like nothing more than K-Rod's numbers outside his save total to be exploited in the late innings.

baseballgirl note:

Don't kid yourself. Despite the 10PM East Coast start, there won't be a baseball fan there (except perhaps fans in New York, who have all moved on to the Giants and the Jets), who won't be bleary-eyed at work on Thursday morning because they watched baseball all night. I despise both teams; both have caused the A's a tremendous amount of heartache over the years, and no one will cheer louder than I if the Rays manage to hang onto their own series and bounce one from the playoffs. I have to go Red Sox here; I will never root for the Angels.

Ready? Go.

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Comments

Well dang girl!

Much as I hate ‘em, gotta cheer for the Red Sox. I know I should support my league, but I just can’t. If it was anyone but the Angels.

Maybe because I'm here on the East Coast...

…and just plan tired of the Red Sox, but I hope Boston loses.

Note I didn’t say I hope the Angels win. I just want the Red Sox to lose. And then the Angels get trounced by the Rays.

there must be a way they can both lose

there just MUST be

Besides catastrophic injuries sustained in a bench clearing brawl, no
I hope the Cubs lose.

You think “Red Sox Nation” is bad, Cubs Nation will be MUCH worse.

The “Cubs Nation” bandwagon is bad enough with them losing.

I kind of agree

But don’t fans usually jump on a bandwagon of a team that is winning? Surely long-time Cub fans deserve some credit. But I hear what you’re saying. I always wondered how Red Sox fans could be so overwhelmingly obnoxious, and that was before 2004. Strangely, my experience is that they are somehow less obnoxious now. Maybe the same would apply to the Cubs Nation if they finally win one.

When the Cubs started winning regular season in 2007-2008

Mainly 2008 - the bandwagon expanded.

Long-term Cub fans (one of my best friends is one) definitely deserve the credit, but the bandwagon will be obnoxious if the Cubs win the series.

Nothing could possibly be worse than Red Sox Nation

Here’s why a Cubs victory wouldn’t be near as bad—the Chicago fans have embraced the lovable loser persona, as embodied in the eternally happy party that is the Wrigley bleacher scene. Boston before ’04, by contrast, sported the angst-ridden Calvinist ethic, embracing their crushing defeats like so much confessional penance.

When lovable losers finally win, good tijmes are had by all. When insufferable whiners finally win, they remain insufferable, when toxic superiority added to the noxious brew. Did I mention that I hate Boston?

I dunno, from what I've seen

the loveable loser persona is no longer as true as it used to be be. Cubs fans I’ve run into seem to be getting increastingly angst ridden, obsessed with finally winnign a WS.

+1, plus i'm a Cardinals fan, so its a double whammy
Agreed

Cubs fans are just like Red Sox fans except more frat-boy ish even, if thats possible. Yuck.

Hard to root for either Boston or Anaheim

So I will just watch that series quietly…. These are some incredible matchups today, and the Rays don’t even play until tomorrow. Great write-up, bbg.

i hope for 5 18-inning games

that thrash both rosters severely so that whoever faces the winner in the ALCS will be able crush them.

Agreed. At least one 18 inning game please. The more the better.

Preferably the clincher, please, so they’re extra tired.

Wasn’t the 2005 Braves/Astros game 18 inning game was the longest game in playoff history?

Nice:
the Stomper-size elephant in the room

Didn’t know how you would be able to work that in. Good work.

Quick note/question/favor

Any chance you could note who the starting pitchers are for each game?

Here ya go

Gallardo v. Hamels (MIL/PHI)
Lowe v. Dempster (LAD/CHC)
Lester v. Fugly [Lackey] (BOS/LAA)

Ha! "Fugly"!

Sounds like the Cousin Oliver of the Addams Family.

Starting pitchers up...
Great write up, BBG...

Once again, I don’t need any site other than AN for good baseball…

I fear this will be one of those postseasons

Where every team I adopt loses. I’m rooting for the Phillies, Cubs, Rays, and I’m even going to debase myself by pulling for the Angels—I just loathe Boston so much. But I’m 0-2 irooting against the ChiSox here in the early going, and I fear I’m on the cusp of running the table of defeat.

Malaise is coming back in style.

I really, really dread coming home from class tonight

I do not want to be leaving Lincoln Park at about the same time as a bunch of dumbass drunken Cubs fans are leaving Wrigley. Ugh.

I will never root for the Sux

I’m hoping for an exhausting ALDS that goes the distance and makes the winner unable to compete in the ALCS.

LDS predictions... add your own

Phillies over Brewers
Cubs over Dodgers

Red Sox over Angels
Rays over White Sox

Why do people think so highly of the Dodgers?

I’ve heard people call them the “hottest team in baseball” since acquiring Manny. Aren’t they something like 6 games over .500 in that time? That’s not exactly amazing. They had a losing record in August.

I like the way they set up for a short series....

Lowe has been excellent the last 6 weeks and Billingsley can shut down anyone when he is goign right.

oaktownpower continues his streak

of responding to every “why are people falling for the espn / national sports media hype?” comment.

What the hell did that have to do with ESPN?

I was answering a question about the Dodgers. My god…nice reach though.

Why?

Let’s see, BPro have their third order pythag wins total, ie wins adjusted on offensive and defensive components, and strength of schedule at 88 wins, better than the Brewers, and Phillies, both with 86 wins. Don’t like adjusting for strength of schedule? Their 2nd order wins total, ie wins adjusted based on offensive and defensive components is 91 wins; the only teams better than that are the Rays and the RS.

Their pitching is outstanding. They have a very good rotation with Lowe, Billingsley, Kuroda, and a fantastic bullpen.

And Manny improves their offense. Their offense as currently constituted projects as pretty good.

By the way, the "scary" Angels offense was 10th in the AL in runs scored
That should scare Angels fans
Short series = scary.
Teixeira = scary
Scaaaarrrrry

Well, just his face.

Has anyone noticed that Saunders is looking just like him?
So that's the secret of good starting pitchers

They look so fugly and/or scary that causes batters to look away during the delivery. Brilliant!

Not just for started

worked for Goose too.

is that considered Sfugly?
Go Brewers

Going to the game Saturday in Milwaukee. Not having a playoff team in 26 years has led the city to go nuts in the last week or so. The Brewers season has made the A’s year a little easier to digest for me personally. Almost forget how good we’ve had it as A’s fans seeing our team make it so often in the last 8 years compared to the Brewers or other franchises.

Rooting for the Cubs, Philies, Boston (for now)

Cubs because of Harden. Philies because Blanton is probably gonna no-hit someone in the playoff now that he’s gone from the A’s, and Boston because TB is in the same division, and may know better how to beat Boston than LAAA.

Process of elimination

(And, yes, of course, that’s my favorite of the various processes.)

- Boston: unacceptable, mostly for loutish fans
- Slegna: self-evidently unacceptable
- White Sox: even with Thome (one of my favorite all-time players) and Dye on the team, the Asshat Factor mitigates against rooting for them
- Tampa: nice story, but that dome …
- LA: I love Manny, but … I’m too much of a San Franciscan to root for LA
- Brewers: I suppose if I were a consistent hobgoblin, Bud Selig’s stewardship of MLB should turn me off of baseball itself; but his “former” ownership of the Brewers taints the franchise in my irrational rooting eyes
- Cubs: yeah, Sawx Nation redux waiting to happen

I guess I’m rooting for the Phils.

That's irrational... but I feel the same way.
- Brewers: I suppose if I were a consistent hobgoblin, Bud Selig’s stewardship of MLB should turn me off of baseball itself; but his "former" ownership of the Brewers taints the franchise in my irrational rooting eyes
I like Boston over the Red team

I think the Ray’s have the best chance against the Sox at home.

The Ray's *WHAT* ??????

Don’t leave me hanging like that!! I have to know!!!

I'm conflicted on who to root for in this game

I really like Hamels, but part of me wants the Brewers to win the series. I guess I’m more excited for the Cubs/Dodgers series and the Rays/White Sox series.

Eee! So much baseball today!

3 games in a row… sweet. It’d be better if one of them involved the A’s, but at this point, I’ll take what I can get.

Me too :-)

I do heart the playoffs.

But do you hella heart them?

Dude. Stole the words right outta my mouth!
Haha...I hella heart Dan Meyer.
Is it just me that's bitter?

Sentences like, “Jason Kendall, who has thrown very well this year”, or “Rich Harden, who has been awesome this year” just piss me off.

It's not just you.

Seeing ex-A’s do well is very conflicting… I get bitter, sad, nostalgic, angry, and/or happy for them (the order depends on how much I liked the player in the first place).

Yeah, with a few of them, I'm like...

“WHY COULDN’T THEY HAVE DONE THAT FOR US!!!!”

The ones who did well for us (Giambi, Tejada, etc) I have no problem with; it’s players like Kendall and Harden that I struggle with. I wished for years for them to succeed, and they do, but with the all-wrong team.

i’m rooting for the rays, brewers, and phillies (yes i realize the brewers and phillies are playing each other), in that order, and against the other five teams.

Where is everyone?

Does no one watch the playoffs?

I'm working...damn it all to hell
If you're working, whay are you posting comments?

Shut up; i just came here for a second.

(Photo from Deadspin)

That's classic.....

UIt is up in NY too….Hey, rememebr the Mets choke? Oh..and how bout the Red Sox still in it? Double salt in the wound.

it will be even more faily

if beckett is unable to pitch because of his oblique injury.

Im rooting for whoever wins the Cubs-Dodgers series...

I like watching both teams and it would be exciting to have the Cub in there….and fun to have the Dodgers in there since Im 15 minutes away from the Stadium.

Oh Cameron....

Wow, he usually catches everything.

That was a mess....really bad time to make an E

Is there a good time? Well, besides with an 11-0 lead. Unless it’s during a perfect game.

Wasn't an error

but it should’ve been – that mis-play was almost Emil Brown-ish.

Not scored an error

Not many CF’s make that play – though Cameron should’ve – he took a bad route to the ball.

The phillies lead in the postseason for the first time since 1993

wow.

isn't that less wow than if the brewers had taken the lead?

they haven’t had a postseason lead in decades.

No.

The Phillies were in the playoffs last year and didn’t lead once. That’s more amazing to me.

yeah i know, i was just trying to say that “since 1993” isn’t what makes it interesting.

I've never pitched with a lead in the postseason.
you're a lovable loser!
I have..

in little league, I’m sure I blew that lead.

Neither have the Rays
There's only one October!

WOOO!

Not since Oct 20, 1982

Sixth inning, Game 7 of the World Series. They scored two runs to take a 3-1 lead, only to see St. Lous score three in the bottom half to reclaim the lead. And that was that.

3-0

Gallardo is looking wild, 5 BB so far.

I just realized that I don’t even have a faint dislike for either of these teams. How refreshing. How boring.

Yeah, it's boring.

I’m looking forward to the next game. And then the final game, where I hate BOTH teams.

Me too, bbg.

Here's hoping a meteor crashes into LAAAAAAAA stadium and lands right on the Rev's head
There isn't a lot to cheer for in that game, I agree.
Extra innings and carnage.
Yep. And a ALCS loss

I would agree… but I’m going to be there so it will have to be something not so… apocolyptic lol

apocalyptic even

How about a few really tiny meteors

One each for Lackey, K-Fraud, Scioscia, Youkilis, Lowell (I’m still pissed about him destroying Piazza’s shoulder), Bat Boy Papelbon, and Rev Halofan.

I might be able to deal with that.

Do the Phillies fans have homer hankies?

Haha, well, they didn’t work, whatever they are. First hit for the Brewers.

Perfecto is broken up
Pretty amazing playoff start
Craig Counsell is on the Brewers?

Learn something new every day.

the 3b dream team of counsell and grafanino

is why ryan braun spent over a month in AAA last year despite hitting like 20 home runs in spring training.

At least Counsell allows us to once again

experience the spectacle that is one of the oddest batting stances in recent memory. It’s like he’s standing in front of the carnival arcade, at the “Ring Bell, Win Prize” booth, wielding his sledgehammer, and this time he’s really gonna ring that bell and impress his girl, by gum.

Or maybe, it was because Ryan Braun's

D was even worse than when he was finally promoted to MLB to play horrific D at 3b. So horrific that they moved him to another position the next season.

This thread is slooooow.

But this game isn’t particularly thrilling, either.

Brian Anderson’s in the booth? What, did he desert the White Sox already?

Why isn't Ray Durham starting?

Better defense, better bat, than Slick Rick.

This isn’t “let the kids play” time. Rickie’s and Hall’s errors cost the Brewers 3 runs. Gallardo pitched well.

AMAZING start by Hammels.
Agreed. Gallardo pitched well too

the defense behind him just decided to crap the bed.

THAT is true...how awful for him.

This game could easily be 0-0.

If you count pitching well being wild and inconsistent.

I don’t see 5 BB in the first 3 innings being good.

Fail.
Hahaha...where did that come from?
I just have to say it every so often.

No, it was for the Brewers’ shortstop trying and failing to get the out at 2nd. Diving stop, but couldn’t pick up the ball.

Okay, now this is getting good.
Indeed.

Took long enough!

Fuck you Princess Fielder
I wonder if Corey Hart still wears his sunglasses at night
Well, at least they made it interesting.
Wow...that was a LOT of pitches...
Bring on Dodgers/Cubs!
I hope Manny Ramirez has a great night.
Whoo hoo, Phillies win!

You know, the Phils fans need to enter the conversation about how fan bases react when their long reigns of futility finally end. Red Sox fans responded by becoming more whiny and insufferable than ever. I believe Cubs fans, if given the chance, will embark on a period of drunken celebration akin to a college like George Mason winning the NCAA Hoops championship, and after their hangovers fade they’ll go back to being happy-go-lucky losers.

In 1980, the Phillies went into the year without ever having won a championship, and they were backed by what most observers would categorize as the most bitter, negative fan base in all of sports. After they finally broke through (I can still see Tug McGraw at the apex of his two inch vertical leap), the Phils became the team that…is backed by the most bitter, negative fan base in all of sports. It’s in the blood.

Great recollection

He struck out Willie Wilson to end it. It’s been 25 years for Philadelphia (not just baseball, but any major professional sport – 1983 Sixers); I almost shudder to think how they will react. I actually almost want to see it happen now. Almost.

Hamels' voice is really high.
Bwahahahahaha
(ahem) Dave Stewart (ahem)
Ya know...if it wasn't for that sloppy one inning

The BrewCrew may have pulled that one out.

The playoffs will consume way too much of my life.
Well, my October life
Frank TV must die.
Made this for last year's post-season threads

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

That’s AWESOME!!!!

If I had a lot of money, I'd buy a 30-second spot on a playoff game and show this
If I had a lot of money, I'd buy the A's a power hitter
If I had a lot of money, I'd buy that meteor and make it hit Angel Stadium tonight.
Make sure it spares drmmerchk and family
With the rest of my lots of money, I will program the meteor to avoid A's fans.

lol thank you!

It would make a great plug for AN.
okay, now the REAL games can start!
I care more about Brewers/Phillies

than I do Cubs/Dodgers.

I’m going to the Angels/Red Sox game tonight with my family. I don’t know how much I’m going to be annoyed all night but it will probably be a lot.

Haha...there's NOTHING good about that matchup!

But hey! playoff game!

In this Bank of America commercial,

why is the A’s fan the one with the shrub? It probably is appropriate, though, that Kiefer’s voiceover says “a little out there” right as they show the A’s fan…

Come on Manny, you're playing for a contract.

Send the ball OUT of Wrigley.

I actually like both teams...

Why can’t it be Dodgers/Angels and Cubs/Red Sox…that would be EASY!

I don't have much of a preference in this series.

At this point, I just want to see some offense.

Besides the 3-run homerun? ;-)
Errr...two run
Yeah, besides that. I want LOTS of offense.

From both sides. Seesawing leads. Extra innings, maybe. Too much good pitching yesterday and today (if that’s possible).

An 18 inning 18 run game.
Yes, that.

And the same for the Sox-Angels. Although they should probably go to at least 23 innings.

I want a walk-off GS as well.
I want every clinching game

to end in walk-off home runs.

I'd like a repeat of the sulk off, preferably in the deciding game
*preferably in EVERY game
This is to hoping K-Fraud

Sets a record of blown saves in the post-season.

Random scenario:

say it’s tied in the bottom of the 9th (or 10th/11th/12th), the Cubs have the bases loaded, and the batter hits a fly ball that hits off the top of the outfield wall (or something)—basically, it’s unclear if it’s a home run or a double. The Cubs would win either way, because it’s obviously a hit, but do you think Lou (or whoever) would make the umps go to instant replay? That could be interesting.

Doubtful.

Unless Lou is a stat whore.

Depends – if the batter has a incentive clause in his contract for post-season HRs, you can be sure he’ll be clamoring for a review.

Make it even more interesting

Let’s say the difference between HR and double is the difference between the game’s total runs being Over or Under the runs scored betting line.

That’s exactly what happened in that game some years back when Robin Ventura hit what looked like a walkoff grand slam for the Mets, but he stopped running the bases to celebrate between first and second. Scored a single, one run scored, bettors who chose Under win.

This game has already been more interesting

Derosa’s homer, and Dodgers leaving the bases loaded. Me likey so far.

I don't like the Dodgers leaving the bases loaded part.

Although the game is fun.

I like it just fine

But I don’t like anything LA.

Ouch.

I’m deeply wounded.

I guess I could change that to say

LA baseball teams, or just So-cal baseball teams in general because I don’t like the Padres either.

There is SO much baseball on today!

I LOVE triple-headers!

Awww, Rich. :(
What, did you just see his arm fall off?
No, just the sight of him sitting in the dugout is enough to get that response from me.
He's the game 3 starter, don't feel too bad for him.
I'm so looking forward to that!
It's more that I'm feeling sorry for myself,

because I still miss him and wish he hadn’t been traded.

Game 3 will be quite bittersweet.

I'll still wear my Harden shirt

even if it’s got the wrong team on the front.

:(

All but TWO of my A’s shirts are of people who are gone. Chavy and Huston are left… well, until this offseason.

I have Swish and Harden

Go figure.

Shit!

I forgot Travis Buck!

Travis, Chavy, Street, Kotsay, Swish, Harden, Zito. I’m buying a Swooney and Staplehead. Yes, they will say that.

LOL

NICE! I want to see that when you get them.

Does anybody know if Blanton is in the rotation for the Phils?

Or is he in the bullpen for the NLDS?

Don't quote me on this

but I don’t think he’s starting in NLDS

I don't think he is either.
You're both right

linky

Thanks

I was just at that page, I should have checked before I closed it

In all honesty

It’s probably for the best.

Yeah, that's probably true.

Well, maybe he’ll get in some innings in relief.

I'd trust him pitching maybe the 6th or 7th.

I think he can be effective in that respect.

If Manny signed with the Yankees

1. Would they make him cut his hair?
2. Would he do it?
3. And why would I give a shite?

1. Yes
2. No
3. It’s Manny being Manny! Who doesn’t love that? He’s just so damn Manny.

My son said he has something weird in his mouth,

I told him it was just Manny being Manny.

Dumpster has 6 BB in 4 2/3 innings

I’m honestly surprised he’s still got a shut out going.

Make that 7 BB
You were a fun jinx!
Don't throw me in the jinx category

Along with SI, the goat, and any other ridiculous excuses Cubs fans have.

d'aw, Richie on the bench

I went to see him pitch for the Cubs last week. It was weird.

So you actually got to see him?

Yeah, I bet it was weird.

yeah, it was a lot of obstacles, but eventually it worked out

I’m finding out that Rich Harden pictures are an even bigger draw on Flickr than David Wright pictures. I got 1,500 hits the day I uploaded my Harden shots. Course, the most popular ones are the ones involving him bending over.

Ooh, pictures?

Link, please? :)

Sure, here you go!

Cropped ones on my photobucket account: here

Fullsize everything on my flickr account: here

This is my non-bending fave:

Ahhhhhh

Thanks!

You're welcome!

I thoroughly considered the viewing angle when picking out my seats… haha.

Nice! Thankie! I miss those thighs!

That tongue’s not bad either!

Ohhhhh Rich.

Seeing him in a Cubs uni makes my heart hurt.

I like the ones of him batting and chilling on first base with Delgado. And all the ones of him adjusting his belt… trademark move.

Great pictures. I miss him.

I miss the Rich Harden trot

His trot in between the mound and the dug out was awesome.

hahaha!

I made my dad watch a Harden start with me recently, and when they showed Rich trotting back to the dugout, my dad was like “OH MY GOD! Is he hurt?? What’s wrong? His running is all messed up!”

I was like uhh… that’s just how he runs! :)

Aw, thank you!

What makes it kinda suck is, I’ve never seen him on the A’s.

Yeah, that sucks.

He’s always fun to watch. My highlight from a few years ago was going to a special Extra Innings with Huston and Rich. Aaaahhh.

Yes, its not just his pitching thats missed.
Holy crap

Well, I guess you have to say Demp had it comin’

Holy cow

What just happened?! I’ve been watching baseball all day, and I change the channel for one second—boom, 4 runs.

That would be a grandslam (shudder) homerun.
If it were the A's in that situation...

…it would have been Crosby instead of Loney and he would’ve struck out swinging at a pitch 3 feet off the plate.

Wow! That sucks!
Or is awesome!
I'm kind of torn,

I have one dear friend who’s a Dodgers fan and one who is a Cubs fan.

Haha...last Dodger GS was Dusty Baker!
Thats astounding!
Sorry, POST SEASON GS..
something about g.slams, dodgers, and post season that irritates me.
LOL @ that commercial...

“protecting her from life’s dangers… like shallow water,” made me think of Dale.

Dale :( Where art thou...
over here, in the wading pool.
i may have to buy a small tv.

had no idea the playoffs were completely blacked out on mlbtv even though i subscribed for years but just never needed it for post season.

I think you can watch it on mlb.com

TBS has something crazy going on there with four different camera angles…

Did the Cubs end up leaving Gaudin off the PS roster?
Looked it up myself

He was indeed left off the roster, poor Gaudin.

Maybe I'm unnecessarily picky when it comes to these details...

…but shouldn’t the shade of blue behind the “CHC” be the same as the shade of blue behind “LAD” in the score graphic?

Why should it be?
I think Dodger Blue and Cubs Blue might be two slightly different colors

Dodger Blue was picked up by the Mets, so Mets Blue should be identical to Dodger blue… I’m not sure how Cubs Blue differs. Slightly darker, maybe?

Why are we looking so far into this?
Haha, you'd think uniwatchblog would have a file on this or something, but I don't see one

My brother is very very very into uniform details, and I think some of it rubbed off on me.

It's more like they're using dark blue for the Cubs...

…when they don’t really wear that dark a blue.

That B of A commercial is great!
Manny being Manny
What happened?
Manny jacked one
Manny lifted one.
Manny discombobulated one.
Manny being Manny
well at least I got Vince Scully to listen to.
You should have seen it

It was majestic.

I still want to shave his head.
He probably wants to shave yours too.
Would that be Manny being Manny?
Yes.

I was going to respond to whatever you said with Manny being Manny. You beat me to it.

i got off my lawn chair, carefully set the lap top down

laid on the floor, closed my eyes, and projected myself to Wrigley Field…..i sensed a tell tale taste of a hot dog whilst in a semi trance and the white blur of the ball arcing into the stands.

Where can I get whatever drugs you just took?

That Colorado stuff sounds good.

You slay me.
my cat has not faired well with the move either.
I just got into an argument over at Trueblue about the A's signing Furcal.
Edmonds broke the ivy.

Bad boy.

Looks like he'll have to come in during the offseason and fix it.
He should hire the A's fan in the B of A commercial.
A's fans don't owe the Wrigley Ivy anything!

ANYTHING!

So true.

I was just picturing the damage he could do with those clippers.

Is that a euphemism?
Well, he really did break off a piece of the ivy in center field,

but it can be a euphemism if you want it to be. I have no idea what it would be a euphemism for, though. I’m sure you’ll think of something.

I have a few ideas.
I thought of something

and it’s gross.

Keep it PG

There may be someone younger than I am out there.

I'll keep it in my head

but I really wish I could get the image OUT of my head.

I don't know anyone that calls it

“breaking the ivy”

Samardzija is throwing at the ground

Jitters must be getting to him

I want to hear KenKo say his name.

I’d quiver like the hyenas in the Lion King when someone says Mufasa.

I had to rewind the game

Just to see how it is spelled. I don’t even want to attempt to say it.

Contender for Simile of the Month
Quick question; just checking:

When Dick Stockton says “grand slam homerun” is that like saying “stupid idiot”? Yes, I’m still talking about Dick Stockton.

Redundant, redundant, redundant.
I don't think so

It’s describing the type of home run. Because taken out of context grand slam could be referring to tennis.

And you never know when Dick Stockton could suddenly change contexts mid-game

and start talking about tennis.

Or Denny's for that matter
The man gets hungry.
But we're watching baseball.
I know

This is the last time I stick up for Dick Stockton.

One night of Stockton was more than enough for me

Jon Miller has this series on 1050 (working with Rick Sutcliffe)

As long as he doesn't say "...one swing of the bat...".... I'm ok.
I liked Dick Stockton

When he was doing ice skating, and was still alive.

I'd forgotten how much I dislike Dick Stockton

In a game and a half I’ve already heard him make mistakes on the count at least 5 times. And every time he says “grand slam home run,” Bill King rolls over in his grave. Stockton is either overmedicated or just not paying attention. God help me, I’m looking forward to Tim McCarver!

The guys look really squished in the booth.

Hopefully they just sit like that when they’re trying to fit into the camera shot…

I love Tony Gwynn...

…but one of them is Tony Gwynn…

what?
I mean he's taking much space in the booth.
I read that all wrong
Ronnie Darling is always getting squished out of the shot

I think it’s in his contract or something.

If my last name was Darling....

I’d change my middle name to “,”.

I call him that in my head

(I see him most of the year – Mets announcer on SNY)

Jennifer, Darling...

Some might read that as your name actually being “Darling Jennifer”. I guess that would have the same effect…

Darling went to Yale

…and he still says “he shoulda went on that pitch.” From Glen Kuiper I expect it. But Darling, darling, you should know better!

Well, when he sits next to Keith Hernandez, he sounds like a Rhodes scholar no matter what he says.
AHHHHH!!!

There is still one game to go!

Baseball overload!

We love it, we love it, we love it!

I want to watch the Rays/White Sox

Why oh why is it the early game tomorrow?

This is what Gameday is for.
I'll be in class

With no internet. I’ll probably make it home in time for the last few innings.

It's not the same.

For the first few years of my A’s fandom, that’s the only way I would follow games. Sad, really.

I know,

but its all I’ve got. At least the boss is in Spain, so I can watch without him bugging me.

Gameday is a mixed blessing.

It’s nice to know what’s going on, but I always hated those moments waiting for more detailed results after “in play, run(s)” or “in play, out(s) recorded.” At least it has video clips now.

What about the times it just hang ups?

You know something tragic just happened, you just don’t know what.

Yeah.

It has a classic way of describing crazy plays, though, such as “Kendall scores on defensive indifference” or however it described the sulk-off.

Dodgers owning tonight

Russell Martin solo shot

I think someone just died reaching for that HR.
Manny disgusts me.

Look at that uniform.

Hey! There's that weird thing my son was talking about!

What the hell is that thing?

Mouth piece
his Mike Pelfrey imitation
Um . . . why?
To protect his teef
So he bites down when he hits?

Causing damage to his teeth?

Holy crap
Manny Ramirez has been using an electronically designed mouthguard that according to dentist Dr. Gary Lederman “puts the jaw into its optimal position to improve performance by reducing stress, improving metabolic rate and oxygenating the muscles.”
wow, is it coated with steroids too?
"oxygenating" doesn't even seem like it should be a word
And yet . . .

Okay, nevermind.

Interesting!

And a little weird.

i'm pretty sure there was an article in march or april about a's players wearing that mouthguard

i don’t remember all the names, but i’m pretty sure travis buck was involved.
and it sure did wonders for him.

I think it only works

If you’re good to begin with.

i thought the difference was

buck cut his hair and manny didn’t, but the talent thing is another plausible explanation.

Hair is definitely tied directly to talent.

travy being travy requires long hair.

Ah, Travy being Travy

good phrase, we gotta use that

Too bad we won't see him again till February :(
Maybe someone will see him at a bar

I’m sure it will apply pretty well there

Ah. The Samson theory.
3 more outs...

…until panic takes hold in Chicago.

Edmonds' fly ball last inning

didn’t make it into the seats because he broke the ivy earlier. Wrigley’s getting back at him.

And that one

almost hit him in the head, he’s looking silly out in CF tonight.

It's so sad that Frank TV is the flagship show for TBS.

Also super annoying, the commercials will get so old.

I like "My Boys"

but it finished already this season.

I would rather they show commercials for a show that has already finished

Than the Frank TV commercials.

Me too.

Reminds me of my Cubs fan friend.

I'm not a Bobby fan.

But I seriously heart Mike and Kenny.

Kenny is hilar!
fixed:

the commercials will get are already so old

It's only the first day of the post-season

and you know they will show them for the entirety of it. Why God why?

Commercials sponsored by Best Buy:

after two days of Frank TV ads, remotes will be thrown at TVs all across the country, causing a sharp increase in demand for new TVs. Winner: Best Buy. Loser: everyone else.

I hope my TV is covered by Frank TV induced rage

Cause my TV may not survive this post-season.

fixed again

the commercials will get are already have been so old for a year

Do I not get something?

How did he get his own show? When he’s on Fox NFL Sunday, I always leave the room or turn the channel.

When did Maddux become a reliever?
When he got over the hill.
My dad just walked into the room and saw Maddux on the screen and said

“What is this dork doing here?! I didn’t know he was still alive!”

Just now...

The rotation is Lowe, Billingsley, Kuroda and either Saito or Broxton.

He may be aged, but I’m still a little surprised, since Saito and Broxton have zero starts between them this season.

That is absolutely ridiculous

Why would they rather use relievers that haven’t really had much experience starting over one of the most experienced starters on their roster?

My bad...

I read that wrong about Saito and Broxton. They are up for closer.

Alright, that's what was confusing
Game over.

This game thread is getting really long. Onto game 3!

Can we get a new thread?
I can has a new thread?
I've been in this thread all day.

It’s cozy.

I say we go for the record.
What's the record?

and is it even fair to call it a record if it’s 3 games a day vs. 1 game as per usual?

To answer my own question

It really doesn’t matter.

The record is WAY up there.

No way we come close. New AN kills my computer when comments get over 200.

I just had a flashback to Old AN,

when the comments would get threaded after 400 or so. That was annoying.

Kills mine too

Nico’s front page ’09 roster thread became nigh unloadable.

we're nowhere near the record
Aww, k. I can see where it would become a problem.
Did you see those dumbasses high-fiving in the stands?

THAT’S why I don’t high-five.

Baseball will cause me to fail out of school

I can’t even start my hw because I’d rather watch baseball.

Time for the meteor game!
If a meteor really falls

I’m calling witchcraft.

Damn, these games are moving right along.

It’s on time!

I'm distracted by Buck's tie.
Nice color scheme there

Pink and purple, how adorable.

Did the tie have gold shooting stars on it?
We can only hope.
It's Baisley!

…er, paisley. (Maybe. I didn’t really get a good look at it.)

More like Pansiley

/lame joke

At first I thought you were talking about Travis.
Speaking of Travis....

I was looking through Getty a few days ago…. What do you think of those shoes with that suit?

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xt/80937746.jpg?v=1&g=editorial11&s=1

Yikes.

I think he should hire us as his fashion consultants.

Huston looks good, though. Snappy.

I like the suit and the shoes...

but not together.

Yeah, me too.

But it’s all about the outfit.

He actually did a really good job with the suit.

The tie and the suit compliment his hair and eyes. A woman definitely helped him pick the suit out. The lady at the store, his mom, girlfriend, someone.

And you know we would never work as his consultans.

Us: “Naked?”

"Really, Trav, that's what the dignitaries do in Japan."
"You'd be insulting them if you DIDN'T go naked."
Hot tub action!
"Just eat this sushi and we'll get you ready to go. Trust us."
I love how far this hypothetical situation is going.
"Ryan and Daric are going naked. You're going to look silly with pants on."

“They’re all going to laugh at you!”

Silly me

I thought this madness would end once our season did.

Have you been here for an offseason?

The madness never ends.

I like how they're acting like Mike Lowell being out since Sept. 26th is a long time.

It was less than 2 weeks ago!

Ew it's still 82 degrees outside

and is muggy as all hell.

Out in the valley?
Out in Martinez/Pleasant Hill

Depends which valley you’re talking about, but I’m assuming we talked about both being from Norcal before.

Oh yeah. I'm sorry.
Oh good lord,

John Lackey is growing something on his face. That man is the definition of fugly.

You know, I didn't think it was possible for Lackey to get uglier,

but that scruffy beard-like substance changed my mind.

Way to commit journalistic suicide.

I believe it’s all the rage this post-season.

Rooting for LAA is making my stomach hurt

But rooting for Boston would consign me to hell.

It's such a moral dilemma for me.
Hmmm...I'd like the Red Sox to go down in this series...

…but then again, seeing John Lackey get lit up in this game would be nice…

If it were Lackey vs. Beckett

I don’t think I could watch that game, I hate both of those pitchers so effing much.

I really liked Beckett in 2003...

…pitching that 2-hitter to clinch the World Series for the Marlins at Yankee Stadium. Unfortunately that led him to where he is now…

For me it comes down to the fact that I hate

Sciosca more.

alright, almost forgot about this game.

boston audio too tinney on mlbaudio so I am with angels broadcast.

I really like Teixeira

but I have a hard time with him on the Angels.

I know, that seems wrong!
well he'll be in pinstripes soon enough
Which brings up the hair dilemna again.
How so?

He’s clean cut.

Oops! Manny on the brain.
Hahaha

Manny could be on the move also.

Yes, and I got that convo mixed up in my head with this one, my bad.
It's a long thread,

easy mistake to make.

Just got home from work

Someone mentioned there was some sort of sporting event thingy going on today. Anyone here about it?

Anybody aroudn for a BOS-LAA thread?
What does it look like?
weeeeeee

more beers for me

er

beahs for me

Beahs and beahs.
So a guy walks into a thread.

Ouch.

Did you hit your head?
We've been here all day.

we’ll be here all week.

AHHH!!!

My eyes!!

WTF was that?
I dunno...

…but I’m not distracted by Chip Caray’s tie anymore…

The ridiculous clothes are Sager's signature
Maybe if I watched more NBA on TNT...

…I would be desensitized to those suits by now…

Can you say clash!
Ow! My eyes!
WOW

paisley tie too!

Is there an echo?
HE needs fashion help.
He needs Tim Gunn!
Red Sox vs Angels

  It is hard for me to watch this game, I hate both teams so much that, although I will enjoy seeing oneof them lose, I will still be upset when one of them wins.

 GO RAYS!

i joined Over The Monster to see what red sox ppl were saying

im drunk. im sorry.

i feel like throwing up

Go throw up at Over the Monster.

We don’t want to clean up after you here.

But do throw up,

you’ll fel betr.

pls take me back

[sobs]

[throws up]

Holds hair
:)

made my day

[hugs toilet]

Best druken break up make up line ever:

“Charlie, you f’in bitch!!! Let’s work this out!”

(High Fidelity)

Quite possibly my fav movie ever.
+10000000000

It actually is something I think about if I really want to consider someone I just met a new friend or not: have they seen The Ref and High Fidelity and what do they think of them.

I just wish I could make an edited version to skip about 15 minutes or so when the girlfriends father passes and the movie loses all humor for a few.

Shit! Is that contagious??
Thank god you guys are here.

I turn on the game and find myself wishing that a plane crashes into the stadium. Then I change channels and see the f’in Boise state team on the aweful blue turf on ESPN. Bad sports are everywhere tonight.

And to make it worse, Mrs. Aces is out of town for the week, so no drinking until the kids are in bed…

It's hard because I hate both of these teams so much

But my hate for the LAA takes the cake. Go Boston.

I miss the A's.
Me too, but we can still hate the angels together.
[gets beer for 67marquez]
Dang it.

I hoped while I was away eating my (week-late) birthday cake, both teams would implode. Or the meteor would come. No such luck.

Haha. I fail. Too many tabs open.

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